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**

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Announcer: On the other hand,
there are ears who see too much.

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[ Phone dialing ]

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[ Phone ringing ]

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Dustin:
Have you seen him?

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Grave: I have.
Where?

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What was he doing?

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He was putting up fliers that
say "have you seen this man?"

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with pictures of himself
on it.

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How did he look?

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Did he seem fulfilled
in his life?

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Not really.

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Man: Damn it! Damn it!

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Damn it!
[ Crying ] Damn it!

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But I followed him
for a few hours.

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You did?
What did he do?

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You walked into the woods,
pretty deep,

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and crawled into a hole.

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I did?
Am I in there now?

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You're just sitting
there thinking.

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What am I
thinking about?

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How am I
supposed to know?
Oh, come on!

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Use your eyes!

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He's thinking about -- about
when he was a kid.

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Announcer: Dustin Okus assumed
his father was just distant,

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or didn't love him,
until the day he discovered

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the man actually had
a medical condition.

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It's called Being A Dick.

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**

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**

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Receptionist: You're late!
Dr. Lenyrrt is waiting.

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And open up, please.

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Ahh.

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**

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It comes in all shapes
and sizes.

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I told you not to
bug me at work.

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Creepy Voice: But...

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I missed you.

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[ Muttering ]
Is everything okay?

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Yes. Yes, fine.

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It sounded like
you were talking.

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It's a --
a new technique.

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Uh, we talk
to the teeth.

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Cutting-edge dental-ry.

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Ohh!
Okay, sounds cool.

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[ Whispering ] Look, you almost
got me into trouble.

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Don't be so uptight.

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Come on, one quick smooch
and I leave you alone.

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[ Chuckles ]
Don't be cray right now.

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Shh!

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At least send down
the fresh meat.

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Don't you ever
get enough?

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Okay, what is going on
here?!

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No cops! It's nothing!
I -- it's just...

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I'm --
It's just that I'm...

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in, uh, love with you.

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For real?

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Why didn't you say?

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I'm just shy,
'cause I --

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I love you so much.
[ Chuckles ]

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Oh, you make me
so happy, darling.
Yeah.

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So listen, let's get married
and go on our honeymoon.

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Fun!
Oh, where should we go?

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Oh, I know a place!

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Right down here!
[ Laughs ]

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I gotta finish work, but why
don't you go on your own

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and I'll catch up
with you.

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You'll need these.

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**

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I gotta be honest,
I've never done this before!

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Am I doing it right?
-Don't worry, baby boy!

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All marriages hurt
at first.

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You're doing so great!

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So hot.
[ Moans ]

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Announcer:
In the middle of his first
serious relationship,

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Dustin made a major discovery
behind a stone --

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the 27th letter
of the Alphabet.

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No one knew
another letter existed,

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but there it was -- plain as
the pudding on your stupid face.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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I believe this letter
will lead to new words.

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Words for things
we've heretofore

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had no way of expressing

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Which could lead
to new ideas,

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new emotions.

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Perhaps man will develop
a new organ,

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a new lobe of the brain
capable of perceiving

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a new magnitude of reality,

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one that contains
a new state of grace.

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At the very least

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there'll be new foods,

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or at minimum -- new meats.

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Which would naturally
lead man to new gravies.

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This is to say
nothing of new sides.

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Or mayhaps
a whole new specie,

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an advanced creature 1/27th
more conscious than us.

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It'd be a gradual--

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[ Dramatic music playing ]

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Announcer:
There is no way to describe
the horror visited upon Dustin

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without using words
that contain the letter.

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The closest we can safely say
is that it made the Black Plague

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look like a jazz festival.

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It made Hiroshima look like
a tap dancing pill bug...

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[ Tap dancing ]

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It made the Holocaust look like
a children's party magician...

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[ Fanfare plays ]

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[ Balloon pops,
blood splatters ]

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[ Children screaming ]

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It's here! A new meat!

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We did it!

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[ Children chanting
"Fresh meat!" ]

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Announcer:
A magician who discovered
a new and nobler meat,

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derived from ether not beast.

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So the world had no more need
to raise animals

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merely to suffer
and slaughter like beef.

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The animals were thrilled --

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this non-sentient meat
was their Jesus.

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It took on their pain so they
could focus on other hobbies.

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[ Fanfare plays, balloon pops ]

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[ Fanfare plays, balloon pops ]

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Show business
filled its destiny

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as the true savior
of planet Earth.

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[ Fanfare plays, balloon pops ]

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[ Fanfare plays, balloon pops ]

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And the winsome gobs stoked
Dustin's hope

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they'd be kind enough
to absorb his pain too.

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[ Meat groans ]

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[ Meat groans ]

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When it martyrously obliged,

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Dustin went on a pain spree

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abusing himself with the gusto
of a teenage girl at shy camp.

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The sweet meat lapped up
every twitch of suffering

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like a biscuit sops gravy
at sauce camp.

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He couldn't get enough
of the meat's generosity.

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Every screech of agony
was proof someone cared.

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We. All. Love.

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To. Feel. Loved.

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One day, he looked up
and realized

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he couldn't
tell himselves apart.

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Lost track which me he was.

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Both haunted
by the same queasy thought --

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what if I'm really him
and he's really me?

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What if I'm not the man?

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What if I'm the meat?

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Dustin:
Now I've gone missing.

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For the life of me
I can't track myself down.

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If you can still see me,
can you ask me

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if I know
if I'm me or not?

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Grace:
There's gotta be one thing that
separates man from his meat.

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You mean this pit of misery
burning in my chest?

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[ Dramatic music playing ]
Is it so strong
you can see it?

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[ Sobbing ]

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Hello?

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Can you?

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Hello?

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No matter how much
numbing perversion

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Dustin shoved in,

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his ravenous yearn
only grew emptier, abyssier.

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One day, Dustin realized
he needed to give a name

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to his nameless ache --

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he dubbed it Bry-Bry.

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His emptiness
was finally fed up

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with the depth
of Dustin's dumbth...

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and went looking
for better life.

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**

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An inner abyss out on its own
for the first time

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often feels nervous.

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But when you're forced to sleep
in the park...
[ Screams ]

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[ Burps ]
...wonderful things happen.

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[ Screams ]
It gorged on the happy,
the healthy,

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and any other suckers it could
trick into the lips of its gape.

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The pickings were so thick
the chasm grew portly.

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Then it got finicky.
[ Burps ]

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With no hole to fill his heart

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Dustin felt
more hollow than ever.

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He was tortured by visions
of the fun

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his pit was having without him.

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He had to accept that his void
was avoiding him.

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He'd taken his abyss
for granted.

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He knew what he had to do.

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Bry-Bry!

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Bry-Bry!
Here, Bry-Bry!

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Come on, bro-bro!

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He used his special hole call.

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[ Vocalizes ]

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**

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[ Pounding,
muffled screaming ]

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It tickled
as his prisoners pounded

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and scratched for release,

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but he didn't let
their negative energy

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drag him down to their level.

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[ Whistling ]
It gave him confidence.

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Knowing he was free
fulfilled him to no end.

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His prisoners stumbled, wailing
through the black of his chasm

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until one of the discovered the
thing that changed the game --

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the 28th letter
of the alphabet.
[ Applause ]

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It made the 27th letter
look like a jelly bean

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doing tricks to impress
and ultimately seduce a peanut.

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[ Moaning ]

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It gave them the knowledge
and skills to grow acres

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of vibrant crops
to sustain their community.

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It became a voidtopia,
their lives rich with revelry,

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and they never thought
of the outside world again.

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But Dustin felt so sorry for his
captives he made it his mission

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to explore
the outer edges of his freedom

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so their suffering
wouldn't be in his vain.

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**

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[ Thud! ]

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[ Pounding ]

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I'm trapped in infinity!

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I can't breathe.

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Get me outta here!

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Get me out of everywhere!

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Announcer:
He just needed someone,

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anyone from the empty world

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to let him out.

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[ Muffled screaming, pounding ]

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[ Muffled screaming, pounding
continue ]

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[ Muffled screaming, pounding
continue ]