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[♪♪♪]

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[♪♪♪]

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BAT:
Welcome to Slaughterhouse.

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An unashamedly exclusive
pillar of excellence.

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No other school in England
or indeed on Earth

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can rival
our glorious surroundings.

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A place at
Slaughterhouse

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is the envy
of the civilized world.

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Slaughterhouse?
From these hallowed fields...

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Bit of a weird name
for a school.

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BAT: Generations of
young Slaughterians

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have left their mark.

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I went to see
the headmaster yesterday.

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He was very impressive.
Why are you showing me this?

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Don, a place has come
free next term.

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This never usually happens.

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You know we talked about
moving schools.

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This is our chance.

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What, at Slaughterhouse?
Is this an April Fool joke?

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No. I drove six hours
there and back

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yesterday
to see the headmaster.

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Do I look like I'm joking?

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You need to knuckle down,
work hard like your dad.

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Dad left school at 16, Mum.

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Dad worked his bollocks off,

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and he never had
opportunities like this.

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You sit around here all day,
doing bugger all, drinking pop,

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and playing computer games
with your friends.

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[HIP-HOP PLAYING
ON HEADPHONES]

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And you don't get up till
after midday. You're depressed.

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[IN LOUD VOICE] You're out of
milk, Mrs. Wallace.

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Thanks, Mikey.
[MIKEY BELCHES]

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That's what I mean.
You need some new friends.

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You could be rubbing shoulders
with the leaders of tomorrow.

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Future prime ministers,
actors,

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spies, pop stars.

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You need to learn some
survival skills. Get real, Don.

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Real? Mum, this ain't real.

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This is just a bunch
of stuck-up twats

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with a load of money.
All right? Look.

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They've got their own army.
It's cadets.

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You've got other fun activities
too. Look. Sports, girls.

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You know, it's like a very
exclusive holiday camp.

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BAT: --to your child's
precious career.

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I love you to bits
--Yes! Ha, ha!

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Wait a minute. I knew it.
I knew you'd say yes.

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Thank God because
I already paid in advance.

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Don't you dare
go changing your mind.

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What? Got your tie.

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Same color as my bag. Can we talk about it?

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Let's have a picture.
Just gonna go get Dad.

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No, don't get Dad.

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Mum, leave him.
He's fine.

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It's all right.

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BAT:
Good manners, good looks,

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and good breeding.

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[SIGHS]

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Mikey!

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MIKEY: Yes, Mrs. Wallace?
Put your arm around Dad.

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Can you take a picture, love?

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BAT: At Slaughterhouse...
He'd be proud of you.

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BAT: ...a family that
is ready to fight

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MIKEY: Come on, smile,
you posh bastard.

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BAT:
...until the bloody end.

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Cry "Per caedes ad astra."

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Through slaughter
to immortality.

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[♪♪♪]

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♪ Breakin' rocks
In the hot sun ♪

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♪ I fought the law
And the law won ♪

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♪ I fought the law
And the law won ♪

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♪ I needed money
'Cause I had none ♪

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♪ I fought the law
And the law won ♪

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♪ I fought the law
And the law won ♪

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♪ I left my baby
And it feels so bad ♪

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♪ I guess my race is run ♪

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♪ She's the best girl
That I ever had ♪

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Stop worrying, darling.

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You're gonna fit right in.

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What are they gonna do,
eat you alive?

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Mum! Dad!

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Love, I know it's been tough
with your dad gone.

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We hit bottom.

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The worst is over.

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Look.

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You're going to school
in a bloody palace.

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Come here.

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[SONG CONTINUES ON RECORD]

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♪ Robbin' people
With a six-gun ♪

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[SNORTS]

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♪ I fought the law
And the law won ♪

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♪ I fought the law
And the law won ♪

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Can you hide something for me? Depends.

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What is it?

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Just this.

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Ammo?

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Leave it with me.Thanks.

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♪ I left my baby
And it feels so bad ♪

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♪ I guess my race is run ♪

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♪ She's the best girl
That I ever had ♪

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♪ I fought the law
And the law won ♪

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Piss off, you twats! Shut up.

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Piss off.

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♪ --and the law won ♪

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♪ I fought the law and-- ♪

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[GUN COCKS]

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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Ah, Mr. Blake,
you're in. Good man.

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Mr. Houseman, sir.

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I have someone I'd like you
to meet. Come in, Don.

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This is your new study,

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and this is Willoughby,
your new roommate.

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Will, this is Don Wallace,
our new Spartan.

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Welcome to hell.

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Dab of snuff?

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[ADULTS CHUCKLE]

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Will's a bit of
a legend in Sparta.

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Takes one to know one, eh?

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Will's part of
a long line of Spartans

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that really left their mark.

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This is your desk
where you shall be

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spending many a happy hour,
I'm sure,

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studying away
like a little beaver.

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Or looking out the window,
that's what I did. Ha, ha.

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Um, you got your schoolbook?
That's got everything in there.

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Maps, school history,
secret tunnels and whatnot.

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Ooh! Bloody heck.
Says "Viscount."

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Viscount Seymour.

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Is that you, lovey,
you a viscount?

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No. No, that boy is, um...

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no longer with us,
unfortunately.

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Damn it, I thought
I gave you orders

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to clear out Seymour's stuff.

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How much of it is left?

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Right, well, um, ahem,
if you'll excuse me,

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uh, I should-- Need to have
a word with Matron. Ahem.

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[♪♪♪]

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So did you know him,
the viscount?

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He was my roommate.

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Why'd he leave? I'm afraid

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I'm not at liberty to say.

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But you'll find out
soon enough.

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Right, well,
I'll let you get settled in.

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It's very nice
to meet you, Will.

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I have a feeling
you two are gonna

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get on like
a house on fire.

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Remember
what I said, Don.

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[GUN COCKS]

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Well, then.

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Here you are,
two years stuck in a box.

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With me.

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[GUN FIRES]

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[♪♪♪]

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[CROWS CAWING]

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[METALLIC CLANGING]

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Sparta dogs, assembly.

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Come on.
God's sake, Wootton.

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Now, keep it
moving at the back.

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Heads down,
say nothing to anyone.

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BABS: You go in there
with your head held high

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and just be yourself.

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You belong here.

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And don't let anyone
tell you otherwise.

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[PEOPLE CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY]

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[♪♪♪]

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Excuse me.

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You dropped this.

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Oh. Thanks.

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What are those, selfies?

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I don't think you
belong here, do you?

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Sorry?

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You're standing
in the girls' house.

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Oh.

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Oh, yeah, uh...

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Sorry, I didn't realize.

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Everyone stands
in their houses.

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This is Andromeda.
It's the newest house,

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just for girls.

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That's Xenephon, it's full
of scholars and brain boxes.

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All super smart,
but none of them

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can beat my friend Kay
at chess.

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[BELL DINGS][ALL GROAN]

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Olympus is all jocks
and rugger buggers.

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The school's superstars.

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And then there's Sparta.

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Which is... Well, it's--

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Um...

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I think that's you.

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Yeah, thanks.

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[STICK WHOOSHES]

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What the hell are you doing?

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Me? I was just--Talking to Upper Sixth?

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Upper Six--
Who's Upper Sixth?

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I am.

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Matthew Clegg,
and so is she.

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She's Matthew Clegg?

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[CHUCKLES]
No, no.

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You don't look at Upper Sixth,
let alone speak to them.

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I mean, I was just--You're speaking.

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And looking.

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Good.

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Now keep your eyes
on the floor,

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and go and stand
with your house.

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CASPAR: Order.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Oh, dear.

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You've upset Cleggy.

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That's not a good start.

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Comes from a long line
of war criminals.

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--not be excused from games.Slacker.

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Now, listen up.

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Caspar de Brunose.
Head of school.

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Till further notice, bathing in
the lakes is strictly forbidden

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and the woods are completely
out of bounds

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to all those who
do not wish to suffer

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a slow and painful death.

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[ALL CHUCKLING]

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VOICEMAIL:
You have no new messages.

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Repeat saved message.

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AUDREY [ON VOICEMAIL]: Hey, it's Audrey.
I'm in Africa.

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And guess what I just
found in my suitcase.

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Your old cricket jumper.

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Sweetie,
it even smells of you.

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Chin up, okay?
Stay strong,

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this is gonna be
a great year for you.

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A great year.
CLEGG: Silence!

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For the head.

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[♪♪♪]

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[WHISPERING]
What's all this?

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This is The Bat.

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Boys,

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welcome.

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Welcome back.

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[COUGHS]

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And girls, of course.
Of course.

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Welcome all

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back to Slaughterhouse.

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Our school
is home from home.

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Now, when I arrived
last year,

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I promised to
shake things up a bit.

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Get Slaughterhouse
back on track,

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make our school great again.

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A family of proud
Slaughterians.

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Don't forget, I once
stood where you are now.

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Long ago.

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In a galaxy far, far away.
[SNICKERS]

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There are those out there
who would like to see us fail.

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Oh, yes. We know about them.

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Their lies, their gossip,

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their envy.

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But I say,

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bring it on!

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We'll show them
what we're made of.

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We'll show them our guts.

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Cry "Per caedes ad astra."

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Through slaughter

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to immortality!

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Three cheers
for the head.

259
00:12:22,628 --> 00:12:23,933
ALL:
Hip, hip, hooray.

260
00:12:24,107 --> 00:12:26,109
Hip, hip, hooray.
Hip, hip, hooray.

261
00:12:26,283 --> 00:12:28,764
AUDREY: Sweetie,
it even smells of you.

262
00:12:28,938 --> 00:12:31,027
Chin up, okay?
Stay strong,

263
00:12:31,201 --> 00:12:33,769
this is gonna be
a great year for you.

264
00:12:33,943 --> 00:12:35,771
[WHOOSHING]
[GASPS]

265
00:12:39,688 --> 00:12:41,560
What the devil?

266
00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:43,779
Frack attack!

267
00:12:43,953 --> 00:12:45,694
Danger, toxic gas!
Clear the area.

268
00:12:45,868 --> 00:12:49,045
Smell the gas,
smell the bullshit.

269
00:12:49,219 --> 00:12:51,134
Tell us what's going on
in the woods.

270
00:12:51,308 --> 00:12:53,484
Why are you shitting
on your own doorstep?

271
00:12:53,659 --> 00:12:55,269
HEDGER:
Eco Doomsday. Take a leaflet.

272
00:12:55,443 --> 00:12:57,314
BOY:
Out you go. You.

273
00:12:57,488 --> 00:12:59,099
--contaminating
this whole area.

274
00:12:59,273 --> 00:13:00,970
Hey, get off. This is genius.

275
00:13:01,144 --> 00:13:03,843
Is this Woody's idea? I'm just a messenger.

276
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:05,975
Wake up!
Your house is on fire!

277
00:13:06,149 --> 00:13:07,455
Who let the frackers
into the school?

278
00:13:07,629 --> 00:13:09,413
He did! And we know why.

279
00:13:09,588 --> 00:13:10,589
Thank you, off you go.

280
00:13:10,763 --> 00:13:11,851
Back off.
I'm not one of you.

281
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,287
I don't need
to take any

282
00:13:13,461 --> 00:13:15,419
of your
public-schoolboy crap.

283
00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:16,856
[GRUNTS]
Uh-oh.

284
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:19,815
[BONES CRACK]
[SCREAMS]

285
00:13:21,295 --> 00:13:23,471
CLEGG:
You dare assault a prefect!

286
00:13:27,083 --> 00:13:28,737
[RED DREADS SCREAMING
IN DISTANCE]

287
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:33,176
Well, there you have it.

288
00:13:33,350 --> 00:13:35,875
Our enemies
are on the doorstep.

289
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,921
Holy shit.
LAMBERT: Lost, are we, sir?

290
00:13:39,095 --> 00:13:41,184
School's that way.

291
00:13:41,358 --> 00:13:43,404
Yes, I'm perfectly
aware-- Jesus.

292
00:13:43,578 --> 00:13:44,840
[FIRE ROARING]

293
00:13:45,014 --> 00:13:47,321
You're awfully bloody close,
aren't you?

294
00:13:47,495 --> 00:13:49,236
You're practically
on the cricket pitch.

295
00:13:49,410 --> 00:13:51,020
Get your pads on,
then, boss.

296
00:13:51,194 --> 00:13:53,849
Woods are out of bounds
from the start of term.

297
00:13:54,023 --> 00:13:57,070
This fracking tower is now
fully operational.

298
00:13:57,244 --> 00:13:59,115
Yes. Yes, I knew
about the fracking,

299
00:13:59,289 --> 00:14:01,291
I just didn't
expect it to be so big.

300
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:03,772
BUTLER: That's what all the girls
say, isn't it, lads?

301
00:14:03,946 --> 00:14:05,252
[ALL LAUGHING]

302
00:14:05,426 --> 00:14:08,734
Yes, he did. Yes, he did. Carry on. Ahem.

303
00:14:08,908 --> 00:14:12,476
LAMBERT: Tea break's over, lads.
BUTLER: Let's make some money.

304
00:14:12,651 --> 00:14:14,522
[♪♪♪]

305
00:14:19,962 --> 00:14:22,748
Energy production will always
be contentious.

306
00:14:22,922 --> 00:14:24,010
But fracking

307
00:14:24,184 --> 00:14:25,707
is the future, and--

308
00:14:25,881 --> 00:14:26,926
[RED DREADS SCREAMING]

309
00:14:29,015 --> 00:14:32,061
And thanks
to the wonders of shale gas,

310
00:14:32,235 --> 00:14:35,282
which exists in abundance
beneath our school,

311
00:14:35,456 --> 00:14:38,328
we can finally build
our dry ski slope

312
00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:40,330
and the long overdue

313
00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:42,376
prefect spa.

314
00:14:42,550 --> 00:14:43,638
[DOOR OPENS]

315
00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:50,471
CLEGG: In the words
of Emperor Caligula:

316
00:14:50,645 --> 00:14:52,429
"Let them hate."

317
00:14:52,603 --> 00:14:55,476
Yes, quite. "So long as they fear us."

318
00:14:58,479 --> 00:14:59,306
[GUN COCKS]

319
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,090
[♪♪♪]

320
00:15:20,327 --> 00:15:21,894
Oh! Meredith.Yes.

321
00:15:22,068 --> 00:15:23,722
I heard you were
out jogging.

322
00:15:23,896 --> 00:15:26,420
Didn't you get my note
about the no-go areas?

323
00:15:26,594 --> 00:15:29,553
Uh, yes, sorry about
that, headmaster.

324
00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:31,773
Be assured my prefects
have been instructed,

325
00:15:31,947 --> 00:15:33,340
and the area's been
locked down.

326
00:15:33,514 --> 00:15:35,037
Good, good.

327
00:15:35,211 --> 00:15:36,560
Now's not the time
for the boys

328
00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:38,345
to be slipping off
to the old haunts.

329
00:15:38,519 --> 00:15:40,826
The woods, the lakes.

330
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,916
Ciggies and tongue sandwiches.
That sort of thing.

331
00:15:44,090 --> 00:15:45,439
Perish the thought,
headmaster.

332
00:15:45,613 --> 00:15:48,747
And how are things
with you, Meredith?

333
00:15:48,921 --> 00:15:51,532
You seemed rather upset
taking Audrey to the airport.

334
00:15:51,706 --> 00:15:53,229
Oh, I was just, uh,

335
00:15:53,403 --> 00:15:55,884
a bit sorry to see her go,
headmaster. Uh...

336
00:15:56,058 --> 00:15:58,060
She was quite a loss

337
00:15:58,234 --> 00:16:00,062
to the school.

338
00:16:00,236 --> 00:16:01,368
[CHUCKLES]

339
00:16:01,542 --> 00:16:02,935
Don't sweat it,
Meredith.

340
00:16:03,109 --> 00:16:04,763
You had a school romance,

341
00:16:04,937 --> 00:16:07,504
delicious while it lasts,
but you know,

342
00:16:07,678 --> 00:16:11,117
these things always end up
in a bloody mess.

343
00:16:11,291 --> 00:16:12,988
The only couple
I know still going strong

344
00:16:13,162 --> 00:16:14,555
are me and Mr. Chips.

345
00:16:14,729 --> 00:16:18,472
[CHUCKLES]
Isn't that right, Chippy?

346
00:16:18,646 --> 00:16:19,908
[BOTH BARKING]

347
00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:24,783
[LAUGHS]
Come on, Chippy!

348
00:16:24,957 --> 00:16:27,307
Let's get some fresh air.

349
00:16:27,481 --> 00:16:29,048
[♪♪♪]

350
00:16:43,149 --> 00:16:45,368
MAN [ON PA]: Cleanup team to the Portaloos.

351
00:16:45,542 --> 00:16:47,631
That's cleanup team
to the Portaloos.

352
00:16:49,155 --> 00:16:50,504
Right.

353
00:16:50,678 --> 00:16:53,202
Talk to me.

354
00:16:53,376 --> 00:16:56,815
What have you got?
Some underground cave system.

355
00:16:56,989 --> 00:16:59,469
No wonder that bloody
sinkhole appeared,

356
00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,471
leads straight down there.

357
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:06,041
I've checked the readings,
it's still full of gas.

358
00:17:06,215 --> 00:17:08,565
Bingo. We've hit the mother lode.

359
00:17:08,739 --> 00:17:12,874
Send down the pipe
and suck it up.

360
00:17:13,048 --> 00:17:16,008
Pump. Ooh. Oh, baby.

361
00:17:16,182 --> 00:17:17,139
You know the drill.

362
00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:22,188
COMPUTER VOICE: Seismic
observance on level G17.

363
00:17:22,362 --> 00:17:25,147
Mr. Lambert.

364
00:17:25,321 --> 00:17:27,367
There's
something down there

365
00:17:27,541 --> 00:17:29,456
in them tunnels.

366
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:32,111
Look.

367
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:33,852
It's moving.

368
00:17:34,026 --> 00:17:37,159
Bollocks. I wouldn't worry
about that, Butler.

369
00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:38,944
Probably just some moles.

370
00:17:39,118 --> 00:17:41,468
Pump at will.

371
00:17:54,916 --> 00:17:57,136
HOUSEMAN: Yeah,
I was-- I was just saying, I--

372
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,355
I've made a terrible mistake.

373
00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:02,141
Audrey?

374
00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:04,752
Angel?

375
00:18:06,232 --> 00:18:07,537
Audrey? Meredith?

376
00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:10,497
I'm listening. I was just saying, I-

377
00:18:10,671 --> 00:18:12,629
I should've come with you. Oh, sweetie.

378
00:18:12,803 --> 00:18:15,023
Sparta needs you.

379
00:18:15,197 --> 00:18:18,026
After what happened last term.

380
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,681
What was I thinking? Come on.

381
00:18:20,855 --> 00:18:22,335
Hey.

382
00:18:22,509 --> 00:18:24,511
We had fun times.

383
00:18:24,685 --> 00:18:28,515
We had good times there,
but Sparta's your life, you know?

384
00:18:28,689 --> 00:18:30,430
No, no.

385
00:18:30,604 --> 00:18:32,127
You're my life.

386
00:18:32,301 --> 00:18:35,478
My love, all I want
is to be with you.

387
00:18:35,652 --> 00:18:36,871
In South Sudan?

388
00:18:37,045 --> 00:18:38,612
If I can find
a replacement coach

389
00:18:38,786 --> 00:18:43,008
for the under sixteens, then
yes. I'll buy a plane ticket.

390
00:18:43,182 --> 00:18:45,836
Audrey? Yeah. Okay. Ha, ha.

391
00:18:46,011 --> 00:18:48,535
Is everything all right?
Who's--? Who's that?

392
00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:52,626
That's Dr. Francois,
he wants me--

393
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,584
Needs me to assist him.

394
00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:57,587
That's all we do here.
We're at it all day long.

395
00:18:57,761 --> 00:19:00,025
Nonstop. Ha, ha.

396
00:19:00,199 --> 00:19:02,114
Saving children?

397
00:19:02,288 --> 00:19:04,377
It's so deeply fulfilling.

398
00:19:06,031 --> 00:19:08,250
[GUNSHOTS]

399
00:19:08,424 --> 00:19:10,600
Yeah, sorry,
sweetie, that's, um--

400
00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:12,472
Rebel fighters must be back.
I have to go.

401
00:19:12,646 --> 00:19:14,865
Audrey, please, don't go.

402
00:19:17,346 --> 00:19:20,132
BOY: Mr. Houseman,
sir, you're needed.

403
00:19:20,306 --> 00:19:23,700
MATRON: Keep still,
you little bugger.

404
00:19:23,874 --> 00:19:25,224
[♪♪♪]

405
00:19:27,095 --> 00:19:29,097
Why did Miss Audrey leave?

406
00:19:37,149 --> 00:19:40,065
You're not going
to get a hard-on to that.

407
00:19:40,239 --> 00:19:43,198
In my kingdom,
we banned fracking.

408
00:19:43,372 --> 00:19:45,505
Can poison all the water.
Also causes earthquakes.

409
00:19:45,679 --> 00:19:47,376
Earthquakes? YURI: And sinkholes.

410
00:19:47,550 --> 00:19:49,378
DON: Says here that there
were 600 earthquakes

411
00:19:49,552 --> 00:19:51,119
in Oklahoma last year.

412
00:19:51,293 --> 00:19:54,253
Good. Hopefully the fucking
school will fall down.

413
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:56,646
Lights in 10.

414
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,997
All right, Chibwe,
that's confiscated.

415
00:19:59,171 --> 00:20:01,173
No electronic devices
in the dorm.

416
00:20:01,347 --> 00:20:03,305
You, whatever your name is,
into bed.

417
00:20:03,479 --> 00:20:04,828
Yes, sir. It's Wallace.

418
00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:06,265
As in William.

419
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:07,744
As in Braveheart.

420
00:20:07,918 --> 00:20:10,008
Blake, explain to me.

421
00:20:10,182 --> 00:20:13,533
Why are you such
a fucking ponce?

422
00:20:13,707 --> 00:20:15,274
You don't even play rugby.

423
00:20:16,753 --> 00:20:18,494
"Never touch the balls,"
it's my motto.

424
00:20:18,668 --> 00:20:19,887
Besides...

425
00:20:21,671 --> 00:20:22,803
I'm unwell.

426
00:20:22,977 --> 00:20:24,500
Sick note.
How did you get that?

427
00:20:24,674 --> 00:20:27,242
Suck off the doctor?
It was only a hand job.

428
00:20:27,416 --> 00:20:29,592
[ALL CHUCKLE]
HOUSEMAN: Sparta!

429
00:20:29,766 --> 00:20:31,942
Stop what you're doing,
house meeting now.

430
00:20:32,117 --> 00:20:33,727
Move it.

431
00:20:33,901 --> 00:20:36,686
Whose idea of
a sick joke was this?

432
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:38,340
Hmm?

433
00:20:38,514 --> 00:20:40,255
Somebody hung this tie
from a beam

434
00:20:40,429 --> 00:20:41,735
in the downstairs lavatory

435
00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:44,303
and I want to know
who the heck it was.

436
00:20:46,522 --> 00:20:48,524
Oh, you think this is funny,
do you, Hargreaves?

437
00:20:48,698 --> 00:20:50,744
Well, I find it
deeply offensive.

438
00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:52,528
Really.

439
00:20:52,702 --> 00:20:55,836
Who could do such a thing?
Come on, own up.

440
00:20:56,010 --> 00:20:58,491
I want to know who it was.

441
00:20:58,665 --> 00:21:01,450
Was it you? You?

442
00:21:03,017 --> 00:21:04,453
Well, I am most upset.

443
00:21:04,627 --> 00:21:07,239
And I'm very disappointed.

444
00:21:10,894 --> 00:21:12,548
[DOOR CLOSES]

445
00:21:12,722 --> 00:21:15,073
Well, I hope this doesn't
cast a shadow over

446
00:21:15,247 --> 00:21:17,771
the whole house,
Sparta, I really do.

447
00:21:17,945 --> 00:21:21,470
If anybody knows
anything about this,

448
00:21:21,644 --> 00:21:23,472
they better come forward.

449
00:21:23,646 --> 00:21:25,126
[♪♪♪]

450
00:21:29,435 --> 00:21:31,480
Head back to
your dormitories. Now.

451
00:21:31,654 --> 00:21:33,439
BELLO: Lights out
in three minutes.

452
00:21:33,613 --> 00:21:35,180
What's all that about?

453
00:21:38,183 --> 00:21:40,446
The boy who had your bed.

454
00:21:40,620 --> 00:21:42,839
Viscount?

455
00:21:43,013 --> 00:21:45,799
He died last term.

456
00:21:45,973 --> 00:21:49,455
Hung himself in the downstairs
bogs with a school tie.

457
00:21:51,370 --> 00:21:53,372
Welcome to
Slaughterhouse.

458
00:21:54,590 --> 00:21:56,157
[♪♪♪]

459
00:22:02,424 --> 00:22:05,035
BOY 1: Lights out!
BOY 2: Lights out! Lights!

460
00:22:05,210 --> 00:22:06,820
BOY 3: Lights out.
BOY 4: Lights out.

461
00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:09,170
BOY 1:
No running in the corridor!

462
00:22:15,394 --> 00:22:17,700
BABS:
He's watching over you, Don.

463
00:22:17,874 --> 00:22:19,702
You should
take comfort in that.

464
00:22:19,876 --> 00:22:22,836
Don't forget how hard
Dad worked to get us here.

465
00:22:23,010 --> 00:22:25,360
This was his dream.

466
00:22:25,534 --> 00:22:27,275
Life's gonna get
better from now.

467
00:22:27,449 --> 00:22:30,365
But you've got to believe that.

468
00:22:30,539 --> 00:22:33,107
You do believe that, don't you?

469
00:22:33,281 --> 00:22:34,152
HOUSEMAN:
Don?

470
00:22:35,631 --> 00:22:37,677
Don? Mr. Wallace.

471
00:22:37,851 --> 00:22:39,722
Are you with us?

472
00:22:39,896 --> 00:22:41,159
Splendid.

473
00:22:41,333 --> 00:22:43,335
Class, I'm afraid
Mr. Prigg will be

474
00:22:43,509 --> 00:22:44,858
unable to teach
Latin today,

475
00:22:45,032 --> 00:22:47,252
or indeed, ever again,

476
00:22:47,426 --> 00:22:50,472
because he passed away
in the holidays.

477
00:22:50,646 --> 00:22:51,952
He died here.

478
00:22:52,126 --> 00:22:53,606
Alone.

479
00:22:55,042 --> 00:22:56,348
But it was a good innings.

480
00:22:56,522 --> 00:22:59,133
Uh, I will be
filling his shoes until

481
00:22:59,307 --> 00:23:00,961
they can find
a suitable replacement.

482
00:23:01,135 --> 00:23:02,615
Now, I have to confess,

483
00:23:02,789 --> 00:23:05,095
I'm not the world's
greatest Latin scholar.

484
00:23:05,270 --> 00:23:07,663
It's been a while, but,
uh, tempus fugit,

485
00:23:07,837 --> 00:23:09,187
as they say. Um...

486
00:23:13,495 --> 00:23:16,542
Page 108, sir. Yes, yes.

487
00:23:16,716 --> 00:23:18,892
[SPEAKING IN LATIN]

488
00:23:19,066 --> 00:23:20,676
[IN ENGLISH]
By the power of witches?

489
00:23:20,850 --> 00:23:22,243
Yes. Why don't
you read, Bartlett?

490
00:23:22,417 --> 00:23:24,376
"At that moment, as I recall

491
00:23:24,550 --> 00:23:27,161
the earth yawned open
by the power of witchcraft."

492
00:23:27,335 --> 00:23:28,597
[BELL DINGS]

493
00:23:28,771 --> 00:23:30,643
Name three
famous old Slaughterians.

494
00:23:30,817 --> 00:23:33,646
Marquis de Sade,
Jack the Ripper, Piers Morgan.

495
00:23:33,820 --> 00:23:35,648
Don't piss about, Wootton.
Sorry, Hargreaves!

496
00:23:35,822 --> 00:23:38,303
When was Slaughter Hall built? 1770.

497
00:23:38,477 --> 00:23:40,435
No, that's the year
the school was founded.

498
00:23:40,609 --> 00:23:42,785
The original hall
was built in 1334.

499
00:23:42,959 --> 00:23:44,700
Fuck this. School motto.

500
00:23:44,874 --> 00:23:46,572
"Per caedes ad astra" What does it mean?

501
00:23:46,746 --> 00:23:48,791
"Never knowingly undersold"? Oh, you twat.

502
00:23:48,965 --> 00:23:51,098
"Take it like a man"?
"Give us your cash."

503
00:23:51,272 --> 00:23:52,665
You had three weeks
to learn this.

504
00:23:52,839 --> 00:23:54,319
Sorry, Hargreaves.

505
00:23:54,493 --> 00:23:56,495
If you're not word perfect
when Clegg tests you,

506
00:23:56,669 --> 00:23:57,974
you're gonna get feathered,

507
00:23:58,148 --> 00:24:00,238
and we're both gonna
get grounded.

508
00:24:00,412 --> 00:24:01,630
BARTLETT: "I caught a
glimpse of hell deep below.

509
00:24:01,804 --> 00:24:03,719
And of Cerberus waiting
to make a meal of me."

510
00:24:03,893 --> 00:24:07,810
Ah, now, Cerberus,
the three-headed hound of Hades.

511
00:24:07,984 --> 00:24:10,117
Makes life hell
for the postman. Ha, ha.

512
00:24:12,685 --> 00:24:14,295
Get on with it, Bartlett.

513
00:24:15,688 --> 00:24:17,516
It's all there
in the school myth.

514
00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:19,082
Legend has it
that a wandering knight

515
00:24:19,257 --> 00:24:21,215
returned from the Crusades,

516
00:24:21,389 --> 00:24:23,043
and with the help
of his faithful dog,

517
00:24:23,217 --> 00:24:24,784
slayed a mythical beast

518
00:24:24,958 --> 00:24:27,613
that was terrorizing
the village of Upper Slaughter.

519
00:24:27,787 --> 00:24:30,268
In return,
he was gifted this land

520
00:24:30,442 --> 00:24:32,313
and the title
First Earl of Slaughter.

521
00:24:32,487 --> 00:24:33,836
Hence the motto--

522
00:24:34,010 --> 00:24:36,186
"Through slaughter
to immorality."

523
00:24:38,276 --> 00:24:40,365
Immortality.

524
00:24:40,539 --> 00:24:43,324
BARTLETT: "I believe the witch
did not spare my throat in pity

525
00:24:43,498 --> 00:24:45,239
but in a spirit of sadism."
[RUMBLING]

526
00:24:45,413 --> 00:24:48,677
[WHIRRING]

527
00:24:48,851 --> 00:24:50,636
Preparing to evacuate.

528
00:24:50,810 --> 00:24:52,202
Hopefully.

529
00:24:53,943 --> 00:24:55,510
[PEOPLE CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY]

530
00:24:55,684 --> 00:24:58,078
CHIBWE: "--whom thou
didst falsely affirm

531
00:24:58,252 --> 00:25:00,559
"to be slain by me this night.

532
00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:02,517
"And therewithal,

533
00:25:02,691 --> 00:25:06,608
"I embraced my friend,
Socrates, and kissed him.

534
00:25:06,782 --> 00:25:10,960
But he, smelling the stink
of the pissing--"

535
00:25:11,134 --> 00:25:14,486
DON: What's the point in
learning a dead language anyway?

536
00:25:14,660 --> 00:25:16,836
Hey, Will,
who was the blond girl

537
00:25:17,010 --> 00:25:18,316
in the tennis gear outside?

538
00:25:18,490 --> 00:25:20,318
I met her yesterday. She's a goddess.

539
00:25:20,492 --> 00:25:23,016
She's fit is what she is.
What's her name?

540
00:25:23,190 --> 00:25:24,757
Clemsie.

541
00:25:24,931 --> 00:25:26,454
Clemsie Lawrence.

542
00:25:26,628 --> 00:25:28,238
But it's not worth it. Why not?

543
00:25:28,413 --> 00:25:30,197
[GROANS]
CASPAR: Oh, no.

544
00:25:30,371 --> 00:25:31,372
How unfortunate.

545
00:25:32,547 --> 00:25:33,853
Total accident.

546
00:25:34,027 --> 00:25:36,551
Next time, watch
where you're looking.

547
00:25:36,725 --> 00:25:37,813
[SMUDGER CHUCKLES]

548
00:25:39,859 --> 00:25:43,689
I don't think it's bust,
just mashed. Heh.

549
00:25:43,863 --> 00:25:45,038
I'm Smudger.

550
00:25:45,212 --> 00:25:47,475
No hard feelings, yeah?

551
00:25:47,649 --> 00:25:50,086
Coolio.
Wait till you're a god.

552
00:25:50,260 --> 00:25:52,741
[♪♪♪]

553
00:25:52,915 --> 00:25:55,788
Look. This is the school
pecking order.

554
00:25:55,962 --> 00:25:58,573
We have Clemsie Lawrence
drinking nectar

555
00:25:58,747 --> 00:26:01,054
with the gods
at the Arcadian orgy.

556
00:26:01,228 --> 00:26:03,056
And then down--

557
00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:04,710
[WHISTLES]

558
00:26:04,884 --> 00:26:07,669
--at the bottom in hell,
you have Wootton.

559
00:26:07,843 --> 00:26:09,410
Who's Wootton? That's Wootton.

560
00:26:10,803 --> 00:26:13,240
Hello. You all right?

561
00:26:13,414 --> 00:26:16,156
You have gods and dogs,
heaven and hell.

562
00:26:16,330 --> 00:26:19,725
And somewhere in the middle,
we have--

563
00:26:19,899 --> 00:26:21,727
Why am I a limp cock?

564
00:26:21,901 --> 00:26:25,295
Because, Ducky, someday,
you may well be a god.

565
00:26:25,470 --> 00:26:27,385
Until then, you have
to wait your turn.

566
00:26:27,559 --> 00:26:29,865
No, no, no.
This is bollocks, mate.

567
00:26:30,039 --> 00:26:30,997
Bollocks. I'm in love.

568
00:26:31,171 --> 00:26:33,260
[ALL LAUGHING]

569
00:26:33,434 --> 00:26:37,351
You guys can laugh, but I ain't
part of your pecking order.

570
00:26:37,525 --> 00:26:39,092
[CHANTING]
One of us. One of us.

571
00:26:39,266 --> 00:26:41,921
Everybody says that. They all
sell out by the Upper Sixth.

572
00:26:42,095 --> 00:26:43,749
YURI:
Think of the orgies, man.

573
00:26:43,923 --> 00:26:46,969
This Sixth Form orgy is a myth.
But I must have hope.

574
00:26:47,143 --> 00:26:49,319
Wallace, you want to take
Clemsie Lawrence to orgy,

575
00:26:49,494 --> 00:26:51,409
practice your
Latin conjugations.

576
00:26:51,583 --> 00:26:52,932
[BOTH SPEAKING LATIN]

577
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:01,549
Ah.

578
00:27:01,723 --> 00:27:03,464
A penis.

579
00:27:03,638 --> 00:27:05,161
I wonder who drew that.

580
00:27:08,817 --> 00:27:10,471
What were you talking
about in here?

581
00:27:12,081 --> 00:27:13,474
Nothing. Well, excuse me--

582
00:27:13,648 --> 00:27:15,302
Wallace.

583
00:27:15,476 --> 00:27:17,435
Cocky little shit
thinks

584
00:27:17,609 --> 00:27:20,046
he's got a chance
with Clemsie Lawrence.

585
00:27:22,091 --> 00:27:24,006
Honestly, Matt,
we were just--

586
00:27:24,180 --> 00:27:25,704
Sanctions.

587
00:27:25,878 --> 00:27:27,923
All week, starting
tomorrow at 5 a.m.

588
00:27:28,097 --> 00:27:30,578
And don't thank me.
Thank Wallace here.

589
00:27:30,752 --> 00:27:31,971
[KNOCKS]
Everybody out.

590
00:27:32,145 --> 00:27:33,799
Stop loafing around.
This is a school,

591
00:27:33,973 --> 00:27:35,061
not a fucking holiday camp.

592
00:27:36,976 --> 00:27:38,630
Wootton, if you fail
the house test again,

593
00:27:38,804 --> 00:27:40,719
you will be feathered.

594
00:27:40,893 --> 00:27:43,591
All right.
You're free to go.

595
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,552
[♪♪♪]

596
00:27:49,162 --> 00:27:50,163
[ALARM BEEPING]

597
00:27:50,337 --> 00:27:52,470
Audrey!

598
00:27:52,644 --> 00:27:55,603
MAN [ON RADIO]: Good
morning, Gloucestershire.

599
00:27:55,777 --> 00:27:57,866
And got a request now.

600
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:01,522
CLEGG: Move it, gentlemen!
Keep up the pace.

601
00:28:05,395 --> 00:28:08,050
Blake, keep running!

602
00:28:08,224 --> 00:28:10,575
Hup, hup, hup, hup!

603
00:28:12,185 --> 00:28:13,708
Jump it. Jump it.

604
00:28:13,882 --> 00:28:15,275
Jump it.

605
00:28:15,449 --> 00:28:17,364
What the fuck is that?

606
00:28:17,538 --> 00:28:19,409
[PANTING]

607
00:28:25,372 --> 00:28:27,069
[SIGHS]

608
00:28:27,243 --> 00:28:28,854
[THUNDER RUMBLES]

609
00:28:30,682 --> 00:28:33,380
Well, are you enjoying it?

610
00:28:33,554 --> 00:28:34,729
Are you enjoying
the privilege

611
00:28:34,903 --> 00:28:36,818
of your private school
education?

612
00:28:39,038 --> 00:28:40,648
Five generations
of Cleggs have given

613
00:28:40,822 --> 00:28:42,694
their lives
to places like this.

614
00:28:42,868 --> 00:28:44,522
Fucking plebeian.

615
00:28:44,696 --> 00:28:46,785
Trying to buy your way in.

616
00:28:49,004 --> 00:28:52,573
The only connection you'll make
around here is with my boot.

617
00:28:53,879 --> 00:28:56,055
Blake,
stop fucking mincing!

618
00:28:57,883 --> 00:28:59,711
Get him out, Wallace.

619
00:28:59,885 --> 00:29:02,540
What? Your roommate, your problem.

620
00:29:02,714 --> 00:29:05,238
Come on, Will.
CLEGG: Chibwe, Bolotnikov.

621
00:29:05,412 --> 00:29:07,240
Top of the hill,
then you can go.

622
00:29:07,414 --> 00:29:09,503
Come on.
One mile back to school.

623
00:29:09,677 --> 00:29:11,070
Breakfast ends
in 20 minutes.

624
00:29:11,244 --> 00:29:13,028
Good luck with
that one, Wallace.

625
00:29:13,202 --> 00:29:15,291
Hup, hup, hup!

626
00:29:15,465 --> 00:29:16,989
Go, go, go!

627
00:29:17,163 --> 00:29:19,339
Hey.
CLEGG: Over the bridge!

628
00:29:19,513 --> 00:29:21,689
[BOTH GROANING AND PANTING]

629
00:29:24,257 --> 00:29:25,301
[GROANS]

630
00:29:25,475 --> 00:29:26,694
Christ. Is that you?

631
00:29:28,130 --> 00:29:30,872
No. It's the school tunnels.

632
00:29:31,046 --> 00:29:32,961
Whole world
of shit down there.

633
00:29:33,135 --> 00:29:35,573
Yeah, it smells like it. You still hungry?

634
00:29:35,747 --> 00:29:37,009
Yeah. Yeah?

635
00:29:37,183 --> 00:29:39,315
I know a shortcut.

636
00:29:39,489 --> 00:29:40,708
It's through the woods.

637
00:29:43,972 --> 00:29:45,626
DON:
You call this a shortcut?

638
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,193
This place is massive.

639
00:29:49,021 --> 00:29:50,892
Whose idea was it
to have a school

640
00:29:51,066 --> 00:29:52,764
in the middle
of bum-fuck nowhere?

641
00:29:52,938 --> 00:29:56,202
Um... The parents,
probably.

642
00:29:59,031 --> 00:30:01,033
DON: Admit it.
You're lost, aren't you?

643
00:30:01,207 --> 00:30:03,035
WILLOUGHBY: Now, now,
Ducky, I'm not lost.

644
00:30:03,209 --> 00:30:05,298
Would you stop
calling me "Ducky"?

645
00:30:05,472 --> 00:30:06,908
Your name is Donald.

646
00:30:07,082 --> 00:30:08,257
I don't care
if my name's Daffy.

647
00:30:08,431 --> 00:30:10,303
[♪♪♪]

648
00:30:12,305 --> 00:30:13,523
[SIREN WAILING]

649
00:30:13,698 --> 00:30:15,569
DON:
Shit. It's the frackers. Hide.

650
00:30:25,187 --> 00:30:26,232
Hey.

651
00:30:26,406 --> 00:30:27,886
Look at this.

652
00:30:37,460 --> 00:30:39,549
A sinkhole.

653
00:30:39,724 --> 00:30:41,203
Damn.

654
00:30:41,377 --> 00:30:44,337
Why didn't this happen
under the maths block?

655
00:30:44,511 --> 00:30:45,555
Oh!

656
00:30:45,730 --> 00:30:46,774
[ALARM BEEPING]

657
00:30:46,948 --> 00:30:48,776
Intruder alert.

658
00:30:48,950 --> 00:30:50,778
A couple of
posh little fuckers.

659
00:30:54,303 --> 00:30:55,696
Let's see.

660
00:30:57,567 --> 00:30:58,568
Let's see
how deep it is.

661
00:31:01,267 --> 00:31:02,703
[THUDS]

662
00:31:08,666 --> 00:31:10,450
[BOTH GROANING]

663
00:31:10,624 --> 00:31:11,843
Christ, mate. Fuck me.

664
00:31:12,017 --> 00:31:13,583
It's that smell again.

665
00:31:13,758 --> 00:31:16,151
Oh, that ain't
no drain.

666
00:31:16,325 --> 00:31:18,327
No shite
smells that bad.

667
00:31:18,501 --> 00:31:20,286
Look at this.

668
00:31:20,460 --> 00:31:22,723
Must be some sort of evil gas. Put it away.

669
00:31:22,897 --> 00:31:24,159
That's mine. I don't care.

670
00:31:24,333 --> 00:31:26,031
There's gas there. Give it back.

671
00:31:26,205 --> 00:31:27,597
You're gonna get us killed,
Willoughby!

672
00:31:27,772 --> 00:31:29,556
Shall we?

673
00:31:29,730 --> 00:31:32,864
Oh, you're a bad man.

674
00:31:33,038 --> 00:31:35,388
That's why they pay me
the big bucks.

675
00:31:35,562 --> 00:31:37,695
I'm not kidding.

676
00:31:37,869 --> 00:31:39,958
Someone bequeathed that to me.

677
00:31:40,132 --> 00:31:43,091
What? It was a gift

678
00:31:43,265 --> 00:31:44,571
from a good friend.
Give it back--

679
00:31:44,745 --> 00:31:46,399
[SIREN WAILING]

680
00:31:46,573 --> 00:31:48,749
LAMBERT:
Attention. Attention.

681
00:31:48,923 --> 00:31:50,272
We have you surrounded.

682
00:31:52,535 --> 00:31:55,364
Do not try to escape.

683
00:31:57,497 --> 00:31:59,281
DON:
Run!

684
00:31:59,455 --> 00:32:00,935
[MIMICKING GUNSHOTS]

685
00:32:03,285 --> 00:32:04,852
[CHUCKLES, CONTINUES
MIMICKING GUNSHOTS]

686
00:32:18,518 --> 00:32:20,128
[BOTH PANTING]

687
00:32:21,739 --> 00:32:23,958
I thought you were sick.

688
00:32:24,132 --> 00:32:26,961
You run like a bloody gazelle. With asthma.

689
00:32:29,137 --> 00:32:31,313
I think we're safe.
WOODY: What are you doing here?

690
00:32:31,487 --> 00:32:32,227
[BOTH SCREAM]

691
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:36,449
I'm sorry. Did the mask
of truth frighten you?

692
00:32:36,623 --> 00:32:38,581
It does that sometimes.

693
00:32:41,236 --> 00:32:43,543
You the boys that want
to buy some drugs?

694
00:32:44,979 --> 00:32:47,199
Huh?

695
00:32:47,373 --> 00:32:49,244
I've got some black ash.
I've got some charas.

696
00:32:49,418 --> 00:32:51,594
I've got some Mandy, ecstasy.

697
00:32:51,769 --> 00:32:53,553
I've got some acid.
I've got some

698
00:32:53,727 --> 00:32:56,208
mushrooms!

699
00:32:56,382 --> 00:32:57,470
[ALL CHEERING]

700
00:32:58,950 --> 00:33:00,473
No, no. We're just, um--

701
00:33:00,647 --> 00:33:02,823
Just like--Yeah, there's a hole.

702
00:33:02,997 --> 00:33:05,260
It's a big hole.Fracking.

703
00:33:05,434 --> 00:33:06,740
BOTH: Fracking.Yeah.

704
00:33:06,914 --> 00:33:09,003
We're just seeing
what they're up to.

705
00:33:09,177 --> 00:33:11,353
You were wondering
what they were up to.

706
00:33:11,527 --> 00:33:13,051
Wondering what they're up to.

707
00:33:13,225 --> 00:33:14,922
They were wondering
what they're up to.

708
00:33:15,096 --> 00:33:16,402
[ALL LAUGHING]

709
00:33:16,576 --> 00:33:18,534
I'll tell you what
they're up to, big boy.

710
00:33:18,708 --> 00:33:20,493
They're unleashing hell.

711
00:33:20,667 --> 00:33:22,147
What do you mean?

712
00:33:22,321 --> 00:33:25,019
What do I mean?
What does thou mean?

713
00:33:25,193 --> 00:33:26,978
[ALL LAUGH]

714
00:33:27,152 --> 00:33:30,155
I'll tell you what I mean.
I mean, over there

715
00:33:30,329 --> 00:33:32,592
is a super-massive
frack hole.

716
00:33:32,766 --> 00:33:35,638
And holes like that, they
don't open up for no reason.

717
00:33:35,813 --> 00:33:37,815
They're the product
of evil men.

718
00:33:37,989 --> 00:33:40,513
Fracking Mother Nature.

719
00:33:40,687 --> 00:33:43,168
Pimping her,
poisoning her.

720
00:33:43,342 --> 00:33:46,780
Pumping her with their
rock-hard, toxic cocks.

721
00:33:46,954 --> 00:33:49,739
People don't want it.
Farmers don't want it.

722
00:33:49,914 --> 00:33:52,046
The only people
that do want it

723
00:33:52,220 --> 00:33:57,051
are the unelected imperialist
elite that is Terrafrack.

724
00:33:57,225 --> 00:33:59,706
Yeah. MAN: Privileged pricks!

725
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:02,317
We know what they are.
They're bullies.

726
00:34:02,491 --> 00:34:04,319
And what better place
to learn bullying

727
00:34:04,493 --> 00:34:07,757
than here at
an English public school.

728
00:34:07,932 --> 00:34:11,196
The CEO of Terrafrack
and your headmaster,

729
00:34:11,370 --> 00:34:14,634
they're school chums
from back in the day. Ooh!

730
00:34:14,808 --> 00:34:18,159
I don't think they knew.
They didn't know. See this?

731
00:34:18,333 --> 00:34:20,553
Old school tie.

732
00:34:20,727 --> 00:34:23,251
Yeah? Wake up.

733
00:34:23,425 --> 00:34:25,036
It's how the system works.

734
00:34:25,210 --> 00:34:27,212
I bet your dads know
all about that.

735
00:34:27,386 --> 00:34:29,867
What are they?
A couple of bankers?

736
00:34:30,041 --> 00:34:32,608
No, come on. Tell us.
What are they in?

737
00:34:32,782 --> 00:34:34,610
Property? Hedge funds?

738
00:34:34,784 --> 00:34:36,090
Insurance? Recycling.

739
00:34:37,570 --> 00:34:39,877
What? You mean,
like recycling waste?

740
00:34:40,051 --> 00:34:41,748
Yeah, he takes
other people's shit

741
00:34:41,922 --> 00:34:43,706
and turns it
into cash.

742
00:34:43,881 --> 00:34:46,753
That's funny. Pretty sure my old
man does the exact opposite.

743
00:34:46,927 --> 00:34:50,148
Oh, well, pity, it's all going
to shit in the end.

744
00:34:50,322 --> 00:34:52,759
Shit we'll end up
eating. Ha-ha-ha.

745
00:34:55,544 --> 00:34:57,807
This ain't
a fucking joke, boys.

746
00:34:57,982 --> 00:35:02,769
Huh? We are all gonna eat karma
for this. Join the dots.

747
00:35:02,943 --> 00:35:04,640
Wars.

748
00:35:04,814 --> 00:35:06,381
Droughts.

749
00:35:06,555 --> 00:35:08,209
Famine.

750
00:35:08,383 --> 00:35:10,255
Plague.

751
00:35:10,429 --> 00:35:12,083
That's why we're here.

752
00:35:12,257 --> 00:35:14,563
ALL: Yeah! Knee-deep in shit.

753
00:35:14,737 --> 00:35:16,914
ALL: Yeah! No flushing latrine.

754
00:35:17,088 --> 00:35:19,481
ALL: Yeah! Don't cheer that one.

755
00:35:19,655 --> 00:35:24,269
Because we know that hole,
it ain't no mundane chasm.

756
00:35:24,443 --> 00:35:26,575
It's a portal.

757
00:35:26,749 --> 00:35:28,621
A gateway.

758
00:35:28,795 --> 00:35:32,886
It leads straight down
to hell.

759
00:35:34,714 --> 00:35:37,412
Now, who wants
to buy some drugs?

760
00:35:37,586 --> 00:35:39,588
Get them some drugs.

761
00:35:39,762 --> 00:35:43,636
We're all gonna die soon.
Go out with a bang. Kaboom!

762
00:35:43,810 --> 00:35:45,377
[♪♪♪]

763
00:36:04,613 --> 00:36:06,354
[GASPS, PANTING]

764
00:36:25,547 --> 00:36:27,158
[GROANING IN DISTANCE]

765
00:36:33,555 --> 00:36:35,166
[♪♪♪]

766
00:36:46,873 --> 00:36:49,397
Hello?
Is someone out of bed?

767
00:36:57,275 --> 00:36:58,189
[GRUNTING]

768
00:37:06,849 --> 00:37:08,068
[SQUEAKING]

769
00:37:38,359 --> 00:37:39,969
This place
is creeping me out.

770
00:37:40,144 --> 00:37:41,754
I'm suffocating.
BABS: Don't be daft.

771
00:37:41,928 --> 00:37:43,451
You're overemotional.

772
00:37:43,625 --> 00:37:45,758
I'm not being overemotional.
I'm tired, all right?

773
00:37:45,932 --> 00:37:47,412
I haven't slept
in fucking weeks.

774
00:37:47,586 --> 00:37:49,196
BABS:
All right, Don. Calm down.

775
00:37:49,370 --> 00:37:50,632
You're coming home
this weekend.

776
00:37:50,806 --> 00:37:52,069
We can talk about it then.

777
00:37:52,243 --> 00:37:53,592
And you can always text me.

778
00:37:53,766 --> 00:37:56,247
I can't text because
this prefect's taken my phone.

779
00:37:56,421 --> 00:37:57,900
BABS: What do you
mean, your phone?

780
00:37:58,075 --> 00:37:59,815
[CRYING]
Mum...

781
00:37:59,989 --> 00:38:01,469
Sorry.

782
00:38:01,643 --> 00:38:03,341
I let you
and Dad down, I know.

783
00:38:03,515 --> 00:38:05,038
BABS: You did not
let Dad down or me.

784
00:38:05,212 --> 00:38:06,692
I don't belong here.

785
00:38:06,866 --> 00:38:07,823
BABS:
Of course, you do.

786
00:38:07,997 --> 00:38:10,043
I wanna come home now.

787
00:38:10,217 --> 00:38:12,437
Do you fucking mind? Oh!

788
00:38:12,611 --> 00:38:14,961
Sorry. We thought
you were someone else.

789
00:38:15,135 --> 00:38:16,658
Calling child helpline?

790
00:38:16,832 --> 00:38:18,182
BABS:
Don?

791
00:38:18,356 --> 00:38:20,271
Don? Don? No, no. It's my mum.

792
00:38:20,445 --> 00:38:22,447
She misses me.
BABS: Don, what's going on?

793
00:38:22,621 --> 00:38:24,666
Speak to me. I told you,
Mum. No.

794
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:26,842
I'm fine, all right?
BABS: What?

795
00:38:27,016 --> 00:38:29,280
I'm fine. I'll see you soon.
BABS: You weren't fine.

796
00:38:29,454 --> 00:38:31,717
BABS: Don, don't-- No, no. Bye, bye.

797
00:38:33,501 --> 00:38:35,286
She's, uh, worried about me,
you know?

798
00:38:35,460 --> 00:38:37,026
Keep telling her
to chill out,

799
00:38:37,201 --> 00:38:38,724
but apparently
it's much worse at Eton.

800
00:38:38,898 --> 00:38:40,465
[BOTH LAUGH]

801
00:38:40,639 --> 00:38:43,468
Well, sorry
we interrupted you.

802
00:38:43,642 --> 00:38:46,340
Why don't you come with us?
We're going to smokers' corner.

803
00:38:46,514 --> 00:38:49,343
But, um, we haven't
got a light.

804
00:38:49,517 --> 00:38:50,953
Uh...

805
00:38:52,390 --> 00:38:53,695
Yeah.

806
00:38:53,869 --> 00:38:56,263
Ladies, lead the way.

807
00:39:03,705 --> 00:39:05,316
[MAN SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY]

808
00:39:10,930 --> 00:39:12,932
Ah. Ahem.

809
00:39:13,106 --> 00:39:14,847
I was just, uh--

810
00:39:15,021 --> 00:39:16,631
Amazing grass.

811
00:39:16,805 --> 00:39:18,198
Yeah.

812
00:39:18,372 --> 00:39:21,070
Yes, the, uh--
The cricket pitch,

813
00:39:21,245 --> 00:39:22,811
just cut to perfection.

814
00:39:22,985 --> 00:39:24,335
Good job, lads.

815
00:39:32,865 --> 00:39:34,910
Fucking fascists.

816
00:39:36,651 --> 00:39:38,000
DON:
This is smokers' corner?

817
00:39:41,134 --> 00:39:43,310
Beats the back of the
bike sheds, this, doesn't it?

818
00:39:43,484 --> 00:39:45,399
No wonder
everyone here smokes.

819
00:39:45,573 --> 00:39:47,314
You're so northern.

820
00:39:49,011 --> 00:39:50,535
It's true, though,
isn't it?

821
00:39:50,709 --> 00:39:52,667
This is what our parents
are really paying for:

822
00:39:52,841 --> 00:39:55,148
nice buildings,
traditions.

823
00:39:55,322 --> 00:39:58,282
Fucking prime ministers,
all that bollocks.

824
00:39:58,456 --> 00:40:00,022
It's a breeding ground.

825
00:40:01,110 --> 00:40:02,329
Breeding what?

826
00:40:02,503 --> 00:40:04,244
Think how many of
our world leaders

827
00:40:04,418 --> 00:40:05,854
spend their
formative years like this.

828
00:40:07,204 --> 00:40:09,118
That is fucking scary.

829
00:40:12,992 --> 00:40:15,821
Some don't make it,
though, do they?

830
00:40:15,995 --> 00:40:18,998
Like that viscount kid.
The one who hung himself.

831
00:40:19,172 --> 00:40:20,913
Oh, yeah.

832
00:40:21,087 --> 00:40:22,349
Seymour.

833
00:40:24,482 --> 00:40:26,440
I think
he got badly bullied.

834
00:40:26,614 --> 00:40:28,312
A hard time being gay.

835
00:40:28,486 --> 00:40:30,444
Got on the wrong side
of Matty Clegg.

836
00:40:30,618 --> 00:40:31,706
DON:
Why? What happened?

837
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:33,708
CLEMSIE: Matty caught
him and another boy

838
00:40:33,882 --> 00:40:36,929
in the boathouse after dark.

839
00:40:37,103 --> 00:40:39,061
Clegg told the parents.

840
00:40:39,236 --> 00:40:40,715
Bastard.

841
00:40:42,804 --> 00:40:44,763
All got brushed under
the carpet, of course.

842
00:40:46,591 --> 00:40:48,680
Everyone says,
"Just be yourself."

843
00:40:50,421 --> 00:40:53,075
But nobody tells you
how hard it is.

844
00:40:53,250 --> 00:40:55,295
Especially around here.

845
00:40:56,992 --> 00:41:00,126
You seem to be doing
all right, though.

846
00:41:00,300 --> 00:41:01,170
Always smiling.

847
00:41:01,345 --> 00:41:02,389
[CHUCKLES]

848
00:41:03,956 --> 00:41:05,218
I am when I see you.

849
00:41:09,353 --> 00:41:11,746
Clemsie,

850
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:14,009
I'm glad--You dare talk to a Sixth Former?

851
00:41:14,183 --> 00:41:15,315
Fucking hell. Oh, my God.

852
00:41:15,489 --> 00:41:17,186
Having a cheeky fag,
are we?

853
00:41:17,361 --> 00:41:19,624
Where was my invite?

854
00:41:19,798 --> 00:41:21,234
And, Don,

855
00:41:21,408 --> 00:41:22,496
where's my lighter?

856
00:41:22,670 --> 00:41:24,933
[FIRECRACKERS EXPLODING]

857
00:41:25,107 --> 00:41:28,154
Clegg! Clegg! He's on
the warpath with his cadets.

858
00:41:28,328 --> 00:41:30,809
DON: Cadets? What?
KAY: Run, run, run. Go!

859
00:41:30,983 --> 00:41:34,029
SMUDGER: Who's got a ciggie?
Not now, Smudge. Go, go.

860
00:41:34,203 --> 00:41:35,770
[♪♪♪]

861
00:41:37,424 --> 00:41:38,556
CLEGG:
Halt!

862
00:41:38,730 --> 00:41:39,992
Halt!

863
00:41:42,603 --> 00:41:43,865
WILLOUGHBY:
Look out!

864
00:41:44,039 --> 00:41:46,259
We know
you've been smoking.

865
00:41:46,433 --> 00:41:48,566
Empty your pockets.
DON: Run!

866
00:41:54,441 --> 00:41:55,660
WILLOUGHBY:
Fuck.

867
00:41:55,834 --> 00:41:56,835
[GUNS COCKING]

868
00:41:57,009 --> 00:41:59,707
[WHISTLING]

869
00:41:59,881 --> 00:42:01,100
Bang.

870
00:42:10,370 --> 00:42:13,025
[TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY]

871
00:42:13,199 --> 00:42:14,418
[EXPLOSION IN DISTANCE][GASPS]

872
00:42:18,813 --> 00:42:20,075
[HELICOPTER APPROACHING]

873
00:42:22,513 --> 00:42:24,079
[PHONE RINGING]

874
00:42:24,253 --> 00:42:25,646
[TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY]

875
00:42:25,820 --> 00:42:27,561
BUTLER:
Shall I get that, boss?

876
00:42:27,735 --> 00:42:30,042
LAMBERT: No.
It'll only be the headmaster.

877
00:42:30,216 --> 00:42:32,044
Fussing about
the methane leak.

878
00:42:32,218 --> 00:42:33,045
BUTLER:
Methane leak?

879
00:42:33,219 --> 00:42:34,481
[BUTLER FARTING]

880
00:42:34,655 --> 00:42:35,830
[GROANS]

881
00:42:36,004 --> 00:42:37,745
That's a methane leak.

882
00:42:37,919 --> 00:42:40,226
LAMBERT:
Asshole.

883
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:41,967
[LINE RINGING]

884
00:42:42,141 --> 00:42:44,839
Yes, uh, and you're quite sure
there's no danger?

885
00:42:45,013 --> 00:42:46,798
Very good, very good.

886
00:42:46,972 --> 00:42:50,062
Even so, I'd like to voice
my concerns with your superior.

887
00:42:50,236 --> 00:42:53,021
[BARKING]

888
00:42:53,195 --> 00:42:56,155
Yeah, well, please do ask him
to give me a call.

889
00:42:57,461 --> 00:42:59,680
Here.

890
00:42:59,854 --> 00:43:03,467
He's very protective of me.
Aren't you, Mr. Chips?

891
00:43:03,641 --> 00:43:04,946
The authorities,
headmaster,

892
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:06,818
they, uh, been able
to shed any light?

893
00:43:06,992 --> 00:43:09,342
It's nothing.
Simple gas leak.

894
00:43:09,516 --> 00:43:11,213
Thank goodness. Yes, thank goodness.

895
00:43:11,388 --> 00:43:13,607
A gas leak? Headmaster.
Sounds rather--

896
00:43:13,781 --> 00:43:16,523
Just a small one, Meredith.
Nothing to worry about.

897
00:43:16,697 --> 00:43:18,307
Headmaster,
it was a lake of fire.

898
00:43:18,482 --> 00:43:21,963
Yes, well, uh, that is
the methane, you see,

899
00:43:22,137 --> 00:43:24,401
uh, leaking

900
00:43:24,575 --> 00:43:27,578
out of the ground.

901
00:43:27,752 --> 00:43:31,538
Ahem. The chaps at Terrafrack
say it's all quite normal.

902
00:43:31,712 --> 00:43:33,192
And they are the experts,
after all.

903
00:43:33,366 --> 00:43:34,411
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]

904
00:43:34,585 --> 00:43:35,977
What is it now,
Tomkinson?

905
00:43:39,154 --> 00:43:41,548
Another champagne hamper,
sir, from Terrafrack.

906
00:43:41,722 --> 00:43:44,464
Thank you, Tomkinson.
Thank you.

907
00:43:44,638 --> 00:43:46,771
So this is all
fracking related?

908
00:43:46,945 --> 00:43:50,252
Meredith, the substructure
of Slaughter Hall

909
00:43:50,427 --> 00:43:52,907
is hundreds of years old.

910
00:43:53,081 --> 00:43:56,258
I mean, we have some
very leaky drains here,

911
00:43:56,433 --> 00:43:58,217
very old tunnels.

912
00:43:58,391 --> 00:44:00,567
Ancient, in fact.

913
00:44:00,741 --> 00:44:02,395
Speaking of Matron.
[CHUCKLES]

914
00:44:02,569 --> 00:44:05,877
[CHUCKLES]
This took us a bit by surprise is all.

915
00:44:06,051 --> 00:44:10,011
Look, it is rather concerning,
headmaster, don't you agree?

916
00:44:10,185 --> 00:44:12,274
Yes.

917
00:44:12,449 --> 00:44:14,755
Yes, it is.

918
00:44:14,929 --> 00:44:18,019
Which is all
the more reason why I--

919
00:44:18,193 --> 00:44:21,936
I cannot have boys smoking
in such a potentially

920
00:44:22,110 --> 00:44:24,809
highly-flammable environment.
I mean, ooh.

921
00:44:24,983 --> 00:44:26,593
[CELL PHONE RINGING]

922
00:44:26,767 --> 00:44:29,553
Ah. I must take this,
headmaster,

923
00:44:29,727 --> 00:44:32,207
if you don't mind.
It's rather urgent.

924
00:44:32,381 --> 00:44:34,906
Audrey, darling. I can hear you,
but I can't see you.

925
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:38,562
Out of his league.
Now, look, boys, boys, boys.

926
00:44:38,736 --> 00:44:41,390
You're both too young,
too bright,

927
00:44:41,565 --> 00:44:44,437
and quite frankly,
too darn handsome

928
00:44:44,611 --> 00:44:48,833
to be polluting your bodies
in such a reckless fashion.

929
00:44:49,007 --> 00:44:51,400
I don't want to
start thrashing pupils

930
00:44:51,575 --> 00:44:53,533
like it's the good old days.

931
00:44:53,707 --> 00:44:56,101
But it's clear to me that
you do need some correcting.

932
00:44:56,275 --> 00:44:58,451
I am going to
telephone your parents

933
00:44:58,625 --> 00:45:00,845
and ask that you not
return home tomorrow

934
00:45:01,019 --> 00:45:03,369
for the Exeat Weekend.
Instead, you will remain here

935
00:45:03,543 --> 00:45:05,458
and perform sanctions
with your house god.

936
00:45:05,632 --> 00:45:08,026
Who's at Sparta this weekend? I am, sir.

937
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,289
BAT:
Mm. Good. Well, now

938
00:45:10,463 --> 00:45:12,378
try and use this as a--

939
00:45:12,552 --> 00:45:14,032
Bello, what's up? What's up?

940
00:45:14,206 --> 00:45:16,469
Bello. Cool.

941
00:45:17,775 --> 00:45:19,254
Two more names
to go on there.

942
00:45:19,428 --> 00:45:21,343
Blake, Wallace.

943
00:45:21,518 --> 00:45:25,086
Tomorrow morning, 5 a.m.
In your games kit. Be prepared.

944
00:45:25,260 --> 00:45:27,088
[♪♪♪]

945
00:45:27,262 --> 00:45:28,873
[BEEPING]

946
00:45:36,010 --> 00:45:37,925
SMUDGER:
Clemsie, you're Upper Sixth.

947
00:45:38,099 --> 00:45:40,711
You can't be seen talking
to Blake and his oiky roommate.

948
00:45:40,885 --> 00:45:42,539
I'll speak to whom
I bloody well like.

949
00:45:42,713 --> 00:45:44,453
This place is a joke.

950
00:45:44,628 --> 00:45:47,500
I'll be a joke if
the chaps hear about it.

951
00:45:47,674 --> 00:45:51,243
I'm being made a god.

952
00:45:51,417 --> 00:45:53,637
I've been dreaming about this
weekend ever since I got here.

953
00:45:55,203 --> 00:45:57,205
What's up, Woots? Hello.

954
00:45:57,379 --> 00:46:00,208
Did you pass the test yet?
What does it look like?

955
00:46:00,382 --> 00:46:03,560
Look, Clemsie.

956
00:46:03,734 --> 00:46:05,910
I need you
there by my side

957
00:46:06,084 --> 00:46:07,781
when I'm anointed by
the head boy.

958
00:46:07,955 --> 00:46:09,435
It's not my scene,
a bunch of dickheads

959
00:46:09,609 --> 00:46:11,480
wanking each other off.

960
00:46:11,655 --> 00:46:13,004
This is your night.

961
00:46:13,178 --> 00:46:15,833
Smudge. Look.

962
00:46:16,007 --> 00:46:17,617
Doesn't mean
I don't love you.

963
00:46:21,273 --> 00:46:22,100
[COUGHS]

964
00:46:22,274 --> 00:46:24,668
Ugh. Snuff.

965
00:46:26,844 --> 00:46:28,323
Cheer up, Ducky.

966
00:46:28,497 --> 00:46:30,369
I mean,
it's not all that bad.

967
00:46:30,543 --> 00:46:31,805
At least you've got me.

968
00:46:31,979 --> 00:46:34,155
So not going home, then?

969
00:46:34,329 --> 00:46:37,594
We'd thought you'd be grounded.
Tough luck, boys.

970
00:46:37,768 --> 00:46:39,117
Going home for the weekend?

971
00:46:39,291 --> 00:46:40,988
To Hong Kong?
Don't be ridiculous.

972
00:46:41,162 --> 00:46:42,773
I'm in a chess tournament
in Beijing.

973
00:46:42,947 --> 00:46:45,340
Really? When? Five minutes. Better run.

974
00:46:45,514 --> 00:46:49,431
Hey, Don. You could always
hook up with Clemsie.

975
00:46:49,606 --> 00:46:50,694
Clemsie? KAY: She's staying too.

976
00:46:53,305 --> 00:46:54,828
Oh, my God.

977
00:46:56,395 --> 00:46:57,962
She's here.

978
00:46:58,136 --> 00:47:01,530
A weekend alone in paradise
with Clemsie Lawrence.

979
00:47:01,705 --> 00:47:03,837
Come on, Ducky.
Grow up.

980
00:47:04,011 --> 00:47:07,101
She's Clemsie Lawrence
of Belgravia.

981
00:47:07,275 --> 00:47:08,712
Who the hell are you?

982
00:47:08,886 --> 00:47:11,149
Thanks, mate. Just being honest.

983
00:47:11,323 --> 00:47:13,978
Good. It's about time,
isn't it?

984
00:47:14,152 --> 00:47:16,763
You haven't told me nowt
about this place, Will.

985
00:47:16,937 --> 00:47:19,244
You didn't even tell me
Seymour was bullied,

986
00:47:19,418 --> 00:47:21,246
or why he hung himself.

987
00:47:21,420 --> 00:47:23,552
That's none of your business.
None of my business?

988
00:47:23,727 --> 00:47:25,685
I sleep in his
fucking bed, Will.

989
00:47:25,859 --> 00:47:28,819
Someone died and you act
like you don't even care.

990
00:47:28,993 --> 00:47:31,343
You're supposed to be
my roommate.

991
00:47:31,517 --> 00:47:32,997
Thanks a lot.

992
00:47:33,171 --> 00:47:35,434
No wonder he fucking
topped himself.

993
00:47:37,784 --> 00:47:40,787
Go and do some snuff,
you weirdo.

994
00:47:45,052 --> 00:47:46,924
[♪♪♪]

995
00:47:54,453 --> 00:47:55,541
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

996
00:48:04,506 --> 00:48:07,335
WOOTTON: I'm sorry I failed the test.
Please, Mummy.

997
00:48:07,509 --> 00:48:08,859
Let me come home.

998
00:48:09,033 --> 00:48:12,036
I promise not to be
a nuisance to you and Steve.

999
00:48:12,210 --> 00:48:13,602
No, please.

1000
00:48:14,778 --> 00:48:16,388
Mum?

1001
00:48:16,562 --> 00:48:18,564
♪ Separation ♪

1002
00:48:18,738 --> 00:48:22,960
♪ All this quiet desolation ♪

1003
00:48:23,134 --> 00:48:25,745
♪ I am burning up inside ♪

1004
00:48:27,442 --> 00:48:29,749
♪ I don't know my own mind ♪

1005
00:48:31,708 --> 00:48:35,712
♪ Feels like
I could disappear ♪

1006
00:48:35,886 --> 00:48:40,064
♪ Feels like I was never here ♪

1007
00:48:40,238 --> 00:48:44,546
♪ But I'd keep it to myself ♪

1008
00:48:44,721 --> 00:48:47,071
♪ 'Cause there's not
A hope in hell ♪

1009
00:48:49,203 --> 00:48:53,251
♪ Now the moon
Calls your name ♪

1010
00:48:53,425 --> 00:48:57,168
♪ The sun's a burning flame ♪

1011
00:48:57,342 --> 00:49:01,781
♪ So I crawled
Among the shadows ♪

1012
00:49:01,955 --> 00:49:04,784
♪ And hollered out in pain ♪

1013
00:49:04,958 --> 00:49:06,481
HARGREAVES:
Happy bloody weekend.

1014
00:49:06,655 --> 00:49:10,311
♪ I gave up my sole position ♪

1015
00:49:10,485 --> 00:49:13,227
♪ I gave up on asking why ♪

1016
00:49:14,838 --> 00:49:17,841
♪ Why, why, why ♪

1017
00:49:18,015 --> 00:49:20,147
♪ Baby, goodbye ♪

1018
00:49:29,069 --> 00:49:30,592
WILLOUGHBY:
That's none of your business.

1019
00:49:30,767 --> 00:49:32,725
None of my business?

1020
00:49:32,899 --> 00:49:34,945
HOUSEMAN: Whose idea of
a sick joke was this?

1021
00:49:35,119 --> 00:49:37,469
I want to know. Own up.
I think he was badly bullied.

1022
00:49:37,643 --> 00:49:38,905
...he was badly bullied.

1023
00:49:39,079 --> 00:49:39,906
WILLOUGHBY:
He was my roommate.

1024
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:41,516
You? Your roommate, your problem.

1025
00:49:41,690 --> 00:49:43,867
HOUSEMAN: You? He was my roommate.

1026
00:49:44,041 --> 00:49:45,694
DON: I sleep in his fucking
bed, Will.

1027
00:49:45,869 --> 00:49:46,695
HOUSEMAN: Own up.

1028
00:49:46,870 --> 00:49:48,306
Was it you? You?

1029
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:50,177
You'll find out soon enough.
HOUSEMAN: You?

1030
00:50:00,361 --> 00:50:01,188
[SCRATCHES]

1031
00:50:01,362 --> 00:50:03,147
[PANTING]

1032
00:50:03,321 --> 00:50:06,193
Oh. Fucking prick.

1033
00:50:06,367 --> 00:50:08,935
Nearly bloody killed me.

1034
00:50:09,109 --> 00:50:10,589
Oh, my--

1035
00:50:12,634 --> 00:50:14,854
You're a bloody drama queen.
You know that?

1036
00:50:15,028 --> 00:50:16,943
Oh, my--

1037
00:50:21,382 --> 00:50:25,560
I'm sorry for what I said, mate.
All right? You're not that bad.

1038
00:50:25,734 --> 00:50:28,172
Life ain't that bad. Yes, it fucking is.

1039
00:50:28,346 --> 00:50:29,913
[MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY]

1040
00:50:39,574 --> 00:50:42,099
Is that what you're leaving me?
Your snuff box?

1041
00:50:42,273 --> 00:50:45,015
Did you bequeath it to me?
[CHUCKLES]

1042
00:50:45,189 --> 00:50:47,756
What the fuck am I supposed
to do with that?

1043
00:50:47,931 --> 00:50:49,541
[CRYING]

1044
00:50:49,715 --> 00:50:52,979
You've got years of snorting
tobacco ahead of you. Years.

1045
00:50:53,153 --> 00:50:55,677
All right?
You're not him, Will.

1046
00:50:55,852 --> 00:50:57,549
You're not Seymour.

1047
00:50:57,723 --> 00:51:00,639
He was all that I had.
Yeah, but then rage, all right?

1048
00:51:00,813 --> 00:51:02,119
Rage against the--

1049
00:51:02,293 --> 00:51:04,295
Machine? Dying of the light.

1050
00:51:04,469 --> 00:51:07,385
Whatever. The point is, you've
hit the bottom, all right?

1051
00:51:07,559 --> 00:51:10,692
But you're on the way up.
Things can only get better.

1052
00:51:10,867 --> 00:51:13,434
It can't get any darker now.

1053
00:51:13,608 --> 00:51:15,654
HOUSEMAN: Don't tell me
you've found someone else.

1054
00:51:15,828 --> 00:51:17,003
[SIGHS]
Meredith.

1055
00:51:17,177 --> 00:51:18,570
You know I have.

1056
00:51:18,744 --> 00:51:20,485
[CRYING]

1057
00:51:23,531 --> 00:51:25,403
This is Ibrahim.

1058
00:51:25,577 --> 00:51:28,058
How can I just leave him
and come back?

1059
00:51:28,232 --> 00:51:31,235
Well, can't you
bring him with you?

1060
00:51:31,409 --> 00:51:32,845
Hey, Ib.

1061
00:51:33,019 --> 00:51:35,282
Hello, little man.

1062
00:51:35,456 --> 00:51:37,545
Do you like cricket? Meredith.

1063
00:51:39,591 --> 00:51:41,375
[RUMBLING]

1064
00:51:41,549 --> 00:51:43,377
[♪♪♪]

1065
00:51:43,551 --> 00:51:45,118
[PEOPLE SINGING OPERA]

1066
00:51:54,127 --> 00:51:55,737
WOOTTON:
Hargreaves!

1067
00:51:55,912 --> 00:51:58,175
[LAUGHS]

1068
00:52:10,274 --> 00:52:11,666
All right,
everybody gather around.

1069
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:13,625
Better do a body count.

1070
00:52:13,799 --> 00:52:15,192
One, two...

1071
00:52:15,366 --> 00:52:18,282
three, four, fag...

1072
00:52:18,456 --> 00:52:20,545
...six.And Bello's in the bath.

1073
00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:23,287
Seven.

1074
00:52:23,461 --> 00:52:26,246
There's no power anywhere.
Blackout for miles.

1075
00:52:26,420 --> 00:52:28,379
Everybody sits tight
until I've gathered intel.

1076
00:52:28,553 --> 00:52:30,990
Matron, take some candles up
to the headmaster.

1077
00:52:31,164 --> 00:52:34,037
Lock up behind you.
Nobody leaves Sparta.

1078
00:52:35,255 --> 00:52:37,431
Um, Clegg.

1079
00:52:37,605 --> 00:52:39,216
Where's Meredith?

1080
00:52:39,390 --> 00:52:42,480
Mr. Houseman
is not feeling well.

1081
00:52:42,654 --> 00:52:43,785
He's taken to bed.

1082
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:45,178
I'm in charge now.

1083
00:52:47,267 --> 00:52:48,573
[ROARING NEARBY]

1084
00:52:51,706 --> 00:52:52,794
What was that?

1085
00:52:52,969 --> 00:52:54,187
[ROARING CONTINUES]

1086
00:52:59,671 --> 00:53:03,022
No, the shafts
have completely failed.

1087
00:53:03,196 --> 00:53:07,505
It's only an earthquake.
It's an occupational hazard.

1088
00:53:07,679 --> 00:53:09,246
Boss, look at this.

1089
00:53:10,682 --> 00:53:12,379
Those things,
whatever they are,

1090
00:53:12,553 --> 00:53:14,251
they're out.

1091
00:53:14,425 --> 00:53:15,992
"Out"?

1092
00:53:17,602 --> 00:53:20,866
The shafts are blown.
There is no way.

1093
00:53:22,302 --> 00:53:23,825
The sinkhole. The sinkhole.

1094
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,002
[ROARING IN DISTANCE]

1095
00:53:26,176 --> 00:53:28,047
[♪♪♪]

1096
00:53:32,573 --> 00:53:34,488
[MUSIC PLAYING]

1097
00:53:34,662 --> 00:53:37,970
[PEOPLE CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY]

1098
00:53:38,144 --> 00:53:42,844
In Xanadu did Kublai Khan
a pleasure dome erect. Ha, ha.

1099
00:53:43,019 --> 00:53:45,021
Boss, we've gotta go.

1100
00:53:45,195 --> 00:53:47,501
We need to evacuate.
It's doomsday.

1101
00:53:47,675 --> 00:53:49,460
You don't wanna stay
for dinner?

1102
00:53:49,634 --> 00:53:53,333
Turns out these little babies,
they love fracking.

1103
00:53:53,507 --> 00:53:56,293
It's made them
fucking bonkers.

1104
00:53:56,467 --> 00:53:58,469
You're off your fucking tits.

1105
00:53:59,905 --> 00:54:01,124
I'm out. Where you going?

1106
00:54:01,298 --> 00:54:02,951
They don't wanna bite you.

1107
00:54:03,126 --> 00:54:05,345
HEDGER: Evacuate!
Come on! Let's go!

1108
00:54:05,519 --> 00:54:07,695
You're not gonna bite him,
are you?

1109
00:54:07,869 --> 00:54:09,915
[SIREN WAILING]

1110
00:54:10,089 --> 00:54:12,091
What the hell is going on?

1111
00:54:12,265 --> 00:54:13,527
[ROARING]

1112
00:54:15,268 --> 00:54:18,097
Fuck me.
Who's got a weapon?

1113
00:54:19,359 --> 00:54:20,839
Give me that fucking Taser.

1114
00:54:21,013 --> 00:54:22,101
You know
how to use that?

1115
00:54:22,275 --> 00:54:23,972
Hey, watch out-- Aah!

1116
00:54:24,147 --> 00:54:26,627
Oh, sorry. No, sorry.

1117
00:54:26,801 --> 00:54:27,976
Sorry.

1118
00:54:29,978 --> 00:54:31,806
Should we tell
the headmaster?

1119
00:54:31,980 --> 00:54:35,027
Sod the headmaster.
Where's the bloody choppers?

1120
00:54:35,201 --> 00:54:36,637
We need choppers.

1121
00:54:36,811 --> 00:54:38,291
Got that? I repeat--

1122
00:54:39,814 --> 00:54:40,815
[SNARLING]

1123
00:54:40,989 --> 00:54:42,078
[ALL SHOUTING]

1124
00:54:43,514 --> 00:54:45,168
Chopper!

1125
00:54:48,867 --> 00:54:50,999
Chopper!

1126
00:54:51,174 --> 00:54:54,568
The Portaloo!
The fucking bogs!

1127
00:54:54,742 --> 00:54:56,831
[SCREAMING]

1128
00:54:57,005 --> 00:54:58,529
HEDGER:
Evacuate!

1129
00:55:00,270 --> 00:55:02,185
Fuck me,
these mushrooms are strong.

1130
00:55:02,359 --> 00:55:03,882
HEDGER:
Everyone, we gotta leave!

1131
00:55:04,056 --> 00:55:05,797
[MONSTER GROWLING]

1132
00:55:05,971 --> 00:55:07,712
[PEOPLE CLAMORING]

1133
00:55:10,018 --> 00:55:11,455
It's the sound again.

1134
00:55:11,629 --> 00:55:13,152
They're back.

1135
00:55:13,326 --> 00:55:14,936
Teddy, stay put.
I'm gonna come and get you.

1136
00:55:15,111 --> 00:55:16,982
[HELICOPTER APPROACHING]

1137
00:55:19,898 --> 00:55:20,899
No.

1138
00:55:21,073 --> 00:55:23,206
No. It's a dragon!

1139
00:55:26,513 --> 00:55:27,340
[EXPLOSION]

1140
00:55:29,473 --> 00:55:31,605
Sounds like there's a war
going on out there.

1141
00:55:31,779 --> 00:55:33,999
Maybe the frack hole's
blown up.

1142
00:55:37,045 --> 00:55:39,744
Sorry for putting you
through all that.

1143
00:55:39,918 --> 00:55:42,007
I'm such a tit.

1144
00:55:42,181 --> 00:55:44,618
Don't be daft.

1145
00:55:44,792 --> 00:55:47,012
You just can't handle
your drink.

1146
00:56:03,333 --> 00:56:04,856
Sod this.

1147
00:56:05,944 --> 00:56:07,424
Where are you going?

1148
00:56:07,598 --> 00:56:09,556
Think I'll take a look.

1149
00:56:09,730 --> 00:56:11,341
Don't tell Cleggy.

1150
00:56:11,515 --> 00:56:12,733
Fuck Clegg.

1151
00:56:12,907 --> 00:56:15,562
Come on, duck.
Let's have some fun.

1152
00:56:15,736 --> 00:56:17,477
[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING
ON SPEAKERS]

1153
00:56:27,139 --> 00:56:33,276
♪ Zadok, the Priest ♪

1154
00:56:33,450 --> 00:56:41,240
♪ And Nathan, the Prophet ♪

1155
00:56:41,414 --> 00:56:44,156
♪ Anointed... ♪

1156
00:56:44,330 --> 00:56:45,984
[CLEGG SCREAMING]

1157
00:56:46,158 --> 00:56:50,771
♪ ...Solomon king ♪

1158
00:56:50,945 --> 00:56:52,904
DON: Think I figured it out.
Figured what out?

1159
00:56:53,078 --> 00:56:54,949
The guy in the forest
with the beard.

1160
00:56:55,123 --> 00:56:57,082
Prophet of doom.
He's an old Slaughterian.

1161
00:56:57,256 --> 00:56:58,301
How do you know?

1162
00:56:58,475 --> 00:56:59,476
DON:
I did a bit of digging.

1163
00:56:59,650 --> 00:57:00,955
His name's Woodrow Chapman.

1164
00:57:01,129 --> 00:57:02,914
WILLOUGHBY:
Wait. Woody Chapman?

1165
00:57:03,088 --> 00:57:06,178
Why? Do you know him?
He's the school legend.

1166
00:57:06,352 --> 00:57:08,441
He's the big brother
of Teddy Chapman.

1167
00:57:09,529 --> 00:57:11,749
The plaque in the basement.

1168
00:57:11,923 --> 00:57:14,708
Chapman.
WILLOUGHBY: That's Teddy.

1169
00:57:14,882 --> 00:57:16,710
He and Woody
were trying to escape,

1170
00:57:16,884 --> 00:57:18,973
but he disappeared
down in the tunnels.

1171
00:57:19,147 --> 00:57:20,714
They've been sealed
ever since.

1172
00:57:20,888 --> 00:57:22,586
What happened?

1173
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:25,023
Well, that, my friend...

1174
00:57:25,197 --> 00:57:29,114
is the most terrifying story
of them all.

1175
00:57:29,288 --> 00:57:32,596
KAY: Aah! Was ist das? What?

1176
00:57:32,770 --> 00:57:34,946
Two little schoolboys.Clemsie. Kay.

1177
00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:36,904
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Queen of cunts.

1178
00:57:37,078 --> 00:57:38,210
What are you doing?

1179
00:57:38,384 --> 00:57:39,777
CLEMSIE:
We're going to investigate.

1180
00:57:39,951 --> 00:57:41,169
And you're the backup.

1181
00:57:41,344 --> 00:57:42,649
All right.

1182
00:57:42,823 --> 00:57:44,782
KAY:
I can't drink any more of that.

1183
00:57:44,956 --> 00:57:46,653
[LAUGHING]

1184
00:57:46,827 --> 00:57:48,525
Pretend it's the end
of the world.

1185
00:57:48,699 --> 00:57:50,091
We're all that's left
of humanity.

1186
00:57:50,266 --> 00:57:52,398
There's no need to pretend,
darling.

1187
00:57:52,572 --> 00:57:55,662
We'll soon be eating each other.
We're all going to die--

1188
00:57:55,836 --> 00:57:57,447
[♪♪♪]

1189
00:58:10,373 --> 00:58:12,288
DON: Told you there
was a war going on.

1190
00:58:13,811 --> 00:58:15,595
CLEMSIE:
What is this place?

1191
00:58:15,769 --> 00:58:17,945
WILLOUGHBY:
The anti-frack camp.

1192
00:58:18,119 --> 00:58:20,383
They have a Chinook?
They've got power over there.

1193
00:58:22,820 --> 00:58:24,387
[♪♪♪]

1194
00:58:39,053 --> 00:58:40,664
[STATIC CRACKLING OVER RADIO]

1195
00:58:45,843 --> 00:58:48,019
Right, mate.
We need to call the police.

1196
00:58:48,193 --> 00:58:49,281
The police?

1197
00:58:49,455 --> 00:58:50,848
[CREATURE ROARING IN DISTANCE]

1198
00:58:52,676 --> 00:58:55,635
What was that? DON: Hello?

1199
00:58:55,809 --> 00:58:58,246
It was a fox.

1200
00:58:58,421 --> 00:59:00,074
A fox?
KAY: Over here.

1201
00:59:00,248 --> 00:59:01,554
[CROAKING]

1202
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:05,602
Well, it's a--What the hell is it?

1203
00:59:05,776 --> 00:59:07,778
It's a... It's fucking ugly.

1204
00:59:07,952 --> 00:59:10,650
It's got a snaggletooth.

1205
00:59:10,824 --> 00:59:12,435
That thing needs to see
a fucking dentist.

1206
00:59:12,609 --> 00:59:15,133
CLEMSIE:
Guys, don't be mean.

1207
00:59:15,307 --> 00:59:16,874
It looks kind of cute.

1208
00:59:17,048 --> 00:59:18,310
Cute?

1209
00:59:18,484 --> 00:59:20,094
CLEMSIE:
Yeah.

1210
00:59:20,268 --> 00:59:24,098
Yee. Hey, little baby.

1211
00:59:24,272 --> 00:59:26,187
Where's your mummy?

1212
00:59:26,362 --> 00:59:28,276
[ALL SHOUTING]

1213
00:59:28,451 --> 00:59:29,887
[CREATURE CHITTERING]

1214
00:59:30,061 --> 00:59:31,192
DON:
Clemsie!

1215
00:59:31,367 --> 00:59:32,846
CLEMSIE:
Get it off me!

1216
00:59:33,020 --> 00:59:34,805
DON: Clemsie, no!
No, Clemsie, watch out.

1217
00:59:34,979 --> 00:59:37,590
There's a sinkhole.
Clemsie! I've got you.

1218
00:59:37,764 --> 00:59:39,375
CLEMSIE:
Get the fuck off me!

1219
00:59:42,029 --> 00:59:43,204
[CLEMSIE SHOUTING]

1220
01:00:01,832 --> 01:00:04,008
The ecstasy
of death.

1221
01:00:05,357 --> 01:00:06,880
You okay?

1222
01:00:09,796 --> 01:00:12,625
You're all right, Clemsie.Yeah.

1223
01:00:12,799 --> 01:00:15,498
Yeah. I mean, yeah.

1224
01:00:15,672 --> 01:00:19,110
You killed it. Give Boadicea a fag.

1225
01:00:25,725 --> 01:00:27,945
[MONSTER ROARING]
[ALL SHOUT]

1226
01:00:30,426 --> 01:00:31,992
It's old foxy again.

1227
01:00:32,166 --> 01:00:33,994
Will you stop saying
it's a fucking fox?

1228
01:00:34,168 --> 01:00:35,822
It's clearly not a fox,
is it, Willoughby?

1229
01:00:35,996 --> 01:00:38,346
[YELPS]

1230
01:00:43,787 --> 01:00:47,355
All right, Wootton.
Death beckons.

1231
01:00:47,530 --> 01:00:49,183
Your move.

1232
01:00:49,357 --> 01:00:52,186
So let me see.

1233
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:55,538
I'd like to summon a demon,
please, Hargreaves.

1234
01:00:55,712 --> 01:00:58,236
You would, would you?
Just like that.

1235
01:00:58,410 --> 01:00:59,890
Bring the darkness.

1236
01:01:00,064 --> 01:01:03,023
But I'm a necromancer.
You're a dick. Roll 20.

1237
01:01:03,197 --> 01:01:04,677
If you miss, you die.

1238
01:01:04,851 --> 01:01:08,551
That's tyranny! That's the rules, bitch.

1239
01:01:08,725 --> 01:01:10,422
Twenty.

1240
01:01:10,596 --> 01:01:13,338
You know, Hargreaves,
one day I'll be a god,

1241
01:01:13,512 --> 01:01:15,601
and then I'm gonna fucking--I
can't quite see you

1242
01:01:15,775 --> 01:01:17,211
at the Arcadian orgy somehow.

1243
01:01:17,385 --> 01:01:20,998
You're perfect sex-god material? Fuck off.

1244
01:01:23,217 --> 01:01:24,610
What is an orgy, anyway?

1245
01:01:24,784 --> 01:01:27,047
For fuck's sake,
would you just roll, please?

1246
01:01:27,221 --> 01:01:28,135
Twenty or death.

1247
01:01:28,309 --> 01:01:29,963
[WOOTTON CHUCKLES]

1248
01:01:30,137 --> 01:01:31,443
[CREATURE GROWLING
IN DISTANCE]

1249
01:01:33,401 --> 01:01:35,491
What's that sound?

1250
01:01:35,665 --> 01:01:36,709
What's that smell?

1251
01:01:38,755 --> 01:01:42,367
Ugh. Hargreaves, Jesus! Ha-ha-ha.

1252
01:01:42,541 --> 01:01:44,500
That's evil.
Talk about summoning the dead.

1253
01:01:44,674 --> 01:01:46,980
[RINGING DOORBELL]
Fuck's sake, come on.

1254
01:01:48,939 --> 01:01:51,115
Good grief.

1255
01:01:51,289 --> 01:01:53,117
What's all this?
Why are you exposing yourself?

1256
01:01:53,291 --> 01:01:55,293
Oh, sorry, sir.

1257
01:01:55,467 --> 01:01:57,469
There's something
you need to see.

1258
01:01:59,689 --> 01:02:02,430
BAT: What is it?
Someone's head? Ha, ha.

1259
01:02:02,605 --> 01:02:04,041
DON:
Not just a head, sir.

1260
01:02:04,215 --> 01:02:05,825
It's a whole body.

1261
01:02:05,999 --> 01:02:07,305
Mm.

1262
01:02:07,479 --> 01:02:09,350
Well, goodness.

1263
01:02:09,525 --> 01:02:10,700
I am intrigued.

1264
01:02:15,705 --> 01:02:17,620
Dear God.

1265
01:02:17,794 --> 01:02:19,839
This looks like
Tuesday's pudding.

1266
01:02:20,013 --> 01:02:22,015
Bit of custard on it,
be nice.

1267
01:02:22,189 --> 01:02:24,670
Uh, sir,
it attacked Clemsie.

1268
01:02:24,844 --> 01:02:25,845
I'm afraid
I had to kill it.

1269
01:02:26,019 --> 01:02:27,499
Sir, if you look closely,

1270
01:02:27,673 --> 01:02:29,240
you can still make out
the jaw.

1271
01:02:29,414 --> 01:02:32,286
See? They're carnassial teeth,
clearly visible.

1272
01:02:32,460 --> 01:02:33,418
It's a carnivore.

1273
01:02:33,592 --> 01:02:35,812
I think quite possibly a rare

1274
01:02:35,986 --> 01:02:39,424
or even undiscovered
subterranean subspecies.

1275
01:02:39,598 --> 01:02:41,121
Aah! DON: God.

1276
01:02:42,383 --> 01:02:43,820
Well, fascinating.

1277
01:02:43,994 --> 01:02:45,430
Thank you, Matron.

1278
01:02:45,604 --> 01:02:47,214
Thank God for rat poison.

1279
01:02:47,388 --> 01:02:49,347
I'll tell the ground staff
on Monday.

1280
01:02:49,521 --> 01:02:51,131
CLEMSIE: Sir,
this is way beyond rats.

1281
01:02:51,305 --> 01:02:53,438
You need to call
the police now.

1282
01:02:53,612 --> 01:02:54,961
The police?

1283
01:02:55,135 --> 01:02:57,660
Clemsie,
this is a school matter.

1284
01:02:57,834 --> 01:02:59,400
We're not bothering
the rozzers.

1285
01:02:59,575 --> 01:03:01,054
Sir, we've been
to the frack site.

1286
01:03:01,228 --> 01:03:03,056
BAT:
No, no, no.

1287
01:03:03,230 --> 01:03:05,102
No, Mr. Spray
and the ground staff

1288
01:03:05,276 --> 01:03:07,060
will see to the vermin
on Monday.

1289
01:03:07,234 --> 01:03:08,975
Ahem. Now...

1290
01:03:09,149 --> 01:03:12,109
in the meantime, I'm going
to have to notify your parents.

1291
01:03:12,283 --> 01:03:14,415
What?
BAT: I can't have pupils

1292
01:03:14,590 --> 01:03:17,288
wandering about in the middle
of the night after orders--

1293
01:03:17,462 --> 01:03:19,769
Are you serious? In the forest.

1294
01:03:19,943 --> 01:03:21,945
An area you all knew
was strictly out of bounds.

1295
01:03:22,119 --> 01:03:25,296
No! This is what
you're going to do.

1296
01:03:25,470 --> 01:03:27,472
You're going to put us
in the car...

1297
01:03:27,646 --> 01:03:30,083
and you're going to drive us
to the nearest police station

1298
01:03:30,257 --> 01:03:33,130
right fucking now...

1299
01:03:34,261 --> 01:03:35,741
...sir.

1300
01:03:35,915 --> 01:03:38,135
[CREATURE GROWLING
IN DISTANCE]

1301
01:03:38,309 --> 01:03:41,573
BAT: What exactly--?
There's something in the woods.

1302
01:03:41,747 --> 01:03:45,446
Uh, do you have
your car keys, sir?

1303
01:03:45,621 --> 01:03:50,451
Only I think we should probably
be getting off fairly soon-ish.

1304
01:03:50,626 --> 01:03:52,323
[CREATURE GROWLING]

1305
01:03:59,199 --> 01:04:00,113
[SHOUTS]

1306
01:04:08,774 --> 01:04:11,559
Anybody seen Blake or Wallace? No, Clegg.

1307
01:04:11,734 --> 01:04:13,779
Stand up straight
when you speak to a house god.

1308
01:04:15,476 --> 01:04:18,218
And you take off
those fucking ears now.

1309
01:04:20,917 --> 01:04:22,092
Nobody leaves.

1310
01:04:27,401 --> 01:04:30,361
BAT:
Keys, keys, keys.

1311
01:04:30,535 --> 01:04:34,060
Ah. Presto. Thank God, let's go.

1312
01:04:34,234 --> 01:04:35,975
Wait. There won't be
enough room in the car.

1313
01:04:36,149 --> 01:04:38,021
Who's gonna stay
and hold the fort?

1314
01:04:38,195 --> 01:04:39,283
Lawrence,
you're Upper Sixth.

1315
01:04:39,457 --> 01:04:41,285
If anyone's staying,
it should be you.

1316
01:04:41,459 --> 01:04:42,895
Don't be ridiculous,
I'm driving.

1317
01:04:43,069 --> 01:04:44,375
You're the one responsible.

1318
01:04:44,549 --> 01:04:45,898
You and your dodgy
frack buddies.

1319
01:04:46,072 --> 01:04:48,335
Now,
just you jolly well hold on.

1320
01:04:48,509 --> 01:04:51,034
She's right, though, isn't she?
Your boy in the wood told us.

1321
01:04:51,208 --> 01:04:55,255
You and Terrafrack. Oh, dear.

1322
01:04:55,429 --> 01:04:58,606
I fear you have been poisoned
by the ravings of a lunatic.

1323
01:04:58,781 --> 01:05:00,696
He's not mad. He's--
BAT: My old roommate.

1324
01:05:02,567 --> 01:05:04,438
Class of '88.

1325
01:05:04,612 --> 01:05:06,658
Old school tie.

1326
01:05:06,832 --> 01:05:09,095
Yeah? Wake up. Ha-ha-ha.

1327
01:05:09,269 --> 01:05:11,402
What's Woody
been telling you, eh?

1328
01:05:11,576 --> 01:05:15,623
There's a sinister evil lurking
beneath our school?

1329
01:05:15,798 --> 01:05:19,018
He's been playing the same
old record since he was 14.

1330
01:05:19,192 --> 01:05:21,455
Now, look, boys, boys.Ahem.

1331
01:05:21,629 --> 01:05:23,893
I get it. And girls.

1332
01:05:24,067 --> 01:05:27,897
The world's a bloody mess,
and you want someone to blame.

1333
01:05:28,071 --> 01:05:33,511
But the truth is, there is
nothing dodgy about Terrafrack.

1334
01:05:33,685 --> 01:05:35,861
They are a heavily regulated

1335
01:05:36,035 --> 01:05:38,559
and highly reputable
energy supplier.

1336
01:05:38,734 --> 01:05:40,561
And without their help...

1337
01:05:40,736 --> 01:05:45,479
we simply do not have the funds
to maintain our school. Fact.

1338
01:05:45,653 --> 01:05:46,698
[BARKING]

1339
01:05:46,872 --> 01:05:48,656
Don't try and stop me, Chippy.

1340
01:05:48,831 --> 01:05:52,660
While we're talking about facts,
I am getting sick to death...

1341
01:05:52,835 --> 01:05:56,099
of this endless scaremongering
about hydraulic fracking.

1342
01:05:56,273 --> 01:05:58,188
There is no danger.

1343
01:05:58,362 --> 01:06:01,104
There is no risk.
The only genuine risk...

1344
01:06:01,278 --> 01:06:04,672
is of a bankrupt United Kingdom
with no affordable energy.

1345
01:06:04,847 --> 01:06:08,328
Or worse, energy
entirely dependent on China!

1346
01:06:08,502 --> 01:06:10,504
Well, by golly...

1347
01:06:10,678 --> 01:06:13,594
you may not care
about this country of ours...

1348
01:06:13,769 --> 01:06:16,075
but I'm not giving up
without a fight.

1349
01:06:16,249 --> 01:06:20,688
We are drilling for shale gas
if it's the last thing we--

1350
01:06:20,863 --> 01:06:24,170
Podge! There's a big dog.

1351
01:06:24,344 --> 01:06:26,477
[CREATURE ROARING]
[MATRON SCREAMING]

1352
01:06:26,651 --> 01:06:28,653
[♪♪♪]

1353
01:06:42,014 --> 01:06:43,886
[CREATURE ROARING]

1354
01:06:47,846 --> 01:06:49,587
[ALL SHOUTING]

1355
01:06:49,761 --> 01:06:51,807
[BARKING CONTINUES]

1356
01:06:56,072 --> 01:06:58,552
[CREATURE ROARS]
[OBJECT CRASHES]

1357
01:06:58,726 --> 01:07:00,511
To the Skoda!

1358
01:07:00,685 --> 01:07:01,555
[♪♪♪]

1359
01:07:01,729 --> 01:07:02,774
[CAR ALARM CHIRPS]

1360
01:07:02,948 --> 01:07:05,429
Open it.

1361
01:07:05,603 --> 01:07:07,779
Damn, it's a rental, you see.
The Jag's got a flat.

1362
01:07:07,953 --> 01:07:11,087
Are you serious? Try again, open the door!

1363
01:07:11,261 --> 01:07:13,393
You're pressing the wrong
button. Give that to me.

1364
01:07:13,567 --> 01:07:14,525
[CAR ALARM CHIRPS]

1365
01:07:14,699 --> 01:07:15,831
How did you do that?

1366
01:07:16,005 --> 01:07:18,529
Fuck's sake,
just get in and drive.

1367
01:07:18,703 --> 01:07:20,531
Seat belts, everyone. Hurry!

1368
01:07:20,705 --> 01:07:22,925
I'm going as fast as I can!

1369
01:07:23,099 --> 01:07:24,840
I am not driving
without my seat belt.

1370
01:07:25,014 --> 01:07:26,058
Please, sir, just hurry up.

1371
01:07:26,232 --> 01:07:27,625
You're making me nervous!

1372
01:07:27,799 --> 01:07:28,931
You're making me nervous,
sir.

1373
01:07:29,105 --> 01:07:30,846
Brace yourselves, children.

1374
01:07:31,020 --> 01:07:32,717
[MR CHIPS WHIMPERS]

1375
01:07:35,851 --> 01:07:37,461
Mr. Chips.

1376
01:07:39,332 --> 01:07:40,856
Oh, no.

1377
01:07:41,030 --> 01:07:43,684
Chips. Chippy. Dear God!
Goodbye, Mr. Chips.

1378
01:07:43,859 --> 01:07:46,470
What the hell is he doing?
WILLOUGHBY: Give him a moment.

1379
01:07:46,644 --> 01:07:47,993
He reversed
over his best friend.

1380
01:07:48,167 --> 01:07:49,299
What was it?

1381
01:07:49,473 --> 01:07:50,996
Some kind of rare,
undiscovered

1382
01:07:51,170 --> 01:07:53,520
subterranean subspecies.
And you've pissed it off!

1383
01:07:54,870 --> 01:07:56,784
[ALL SCREAMING]

1384
01:08:08,535 --> 01:08:09,928
[GROWLING]

1385
01:08:18,154 --> 01:08:19,546
[♪♪♪]

1386
01:08:29,643 --> 01:08:31,167
WILLOUGHBY:
Drive! Drive!

1387
01:08:38,217 --> 01:08:39,305
WILLOUGHBY:
Stop!

1388
01:08:39,479 --> 01:08:40,872
CLEMSIE:
We're in a fucking hedge.

1389
01:08:41,046 --> 01:08:41,960
Let me drive.

1390
01:08:43,962 --> 01:08:45,137
[ALL SHOUTING]

1391
01:08:47,487 --> 01:08:49,620
[SOFT POP MUSIC
PLAYING ON STEREO]

1392
01:08:49,794 --> 01:08:57,193
♪ Once on a high
And windy hill ♪

1393
01:09:00,457 --> 01:09:05,723
♪ In the morning mist
Two lovers kissed ♪

1394
01:09:05,897 --> 01:09:07,377
WILLOUGHBY:
Don!

1395
01:09:07,551 --> 01:09:09,031
Stop!

1396
01:09:09,205 --> 01:09:11,250
Don, fucking brake now!

1397
01:09:11,424 --> 01:09:12,338
[GROWLING]

1398
01:09:13,992 --> 01:09:15,733
[TIRES SQUEALING]

1399
01:09:15,907 --> 01:09:17,953
[GLASS BREAKING]

1400
01:09:18,127 --> 01:09:19,998
KAY:
Jesus Christ.

1401
01:09:35,448 --> 01:09:36,667
Oh, Clemsie,
that is a lot of glass.

1402
01:09:36,841 --> 01:09:38,451
Is it dead?

1403
01:09:38,625 --> 01:09:40,062
Dead?

1404
01:09:41,759 --> 01:09:43,543
It's been dissected.

1405
01:09:43,717 --> 01:09:46,111
Really, Clemsie?
That's the second living thing

1406
01:09:46,285 --> 01:09:47,286
you've killed this evening.

1407
01:09:47,460 --> 01:09:49,071
Guys...

1408
01:09:49,245 --> 01:09:51,247
how many more are there?

1409
01:09:51,421 --> 01:09:52,813
[CREATURE ROARING IN DISTANCE]

1410
01:09:54,815 --> 01:09:56,817
[CAR ALARM CHIRPS]

1411
01:09:56,992 --> 01:09:59,081
[TIRES SQUEAL]

1412
01:10:09,743 --> 01:10:13,399
What? Why are you stopping?
Clemsie, come on, drive.

1413
01:10:15,662 --> 01:10:17,273
I have to go back.

1414
01:10:19,623 --> 01:10:21,755
It's Smudger, I...

1415
01:10:21,929 --> 01:10:23,496
I can't leave him.

1416
01:10:25,672 --> 01:10:27,065
He's my brother.

1417
01:10:29,328 --> 01:10:31,243
Smudger?

1418
01:10:31,417 --> 01:10:32,636
He's your brother?

1419
01:10:34,072 --> 01:10:35,291
Yeah.

1420
01:10:36,683 --> 01:10:39,817
Of course.
Yeah, we got to go back

1421
01:10:39,991 --> 01:10:42,994
for your brother. Do we, though?

1422
01:10:43,168 --> 01:10:45,518
Thank you, Don. Clemsie, he's your brother.

1423
01:10:45,692 --> 01:10:47,651
We can't leave
your brother behind, can we?

1424
01:10:47,825 --> 01:10:49,783
Come on, guys,
we can do this.

1425
01:10:49,957 --> 01:10:52,438
We are all going to die.

1426
01:10:52,612 --> 01:10:54,223
[♪♪♪]

1427
01:10:56,921 --> 01:10:58,749
Guys,
what happened out there?

1428
01:10:58,923 --> 01:11:01,056
Clemsie ran into a creature.
Where's Mr. Houseman?

1429
01:11:01,230 --> 01:11:02,753
No sign of him.
Clegg's gone too.

1430
01:11:02,927 --> 01:11:05,451
Clegg?
WOOTTON: Maybe he's been eaten.

1431
01:11:05,625 --> 01:11:08,367
Don't get your hopes up.
We need to hurry up.

1432
01:11:08,541 --> 01:11:09,455
What time is it?

1433
01:11:10,804 --> 01:11:11,718
It's tool-up time.

1434
01:11:13,590 --> 01:11:15,853
What is all that crap? It's games cupboard.

1435
01:11:16,027 --> 01:11:18,290
You can find anything
in here.

1436
01:11:18,464 --> 01:11:20,858
Last worn
by the Duke of Clarence.

1437
01:11:21,032 --> 01:11:22,425
Last worn by Hargreaves.

1438
01:11:22,599 --> 01:11:24,601
WILLOUGHBY: Wait a sec.
WOOTTON: Gross.

1439
01:11:24,775 --> 01:11:27,082
You thinking what I'm thinking?
Just needs some petrol.

1440
01:11:27,256 --> 01:11:28,779
Get fucking real.

1441
01:11:28,953 --> 01:11:31,434
[♪♪♪]

1442
01:11:31,608 --> 01:11:32,304
[GUN COCKS]

1443
01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:41,400
Where is your brother?

1444
01:11:41,574 --> 01:11:43,620
[♪♪♪]

1445
01:11:43,794 --> 01:11:44,925
He's at a party.

1446
01:11:45,100 --> 01:11:46,797
[WHIP CRACKS]

1447
01:11:46,971 --> 01:11:49,016
[PEOPLE CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY]

1448
01:11:49,191 --> 01:11:52,803
♪ I ain't eez-eh
And I make you mad ♪

1449
01:11:52,977 --> 01:11:55,022
♪ At least I ain't sleazy ♪

1450
01:11:55,197 --> 01:11:57,155
HARGREAVES:
Cripes. He's gonna finger her.

1451
01:11:57,329 --> 01:11:58,635
Oh, he is.

1452
01:11:58,809 --> 01:12:01,594
He is, he's a bloody animal.
Let me have a go.

1453
01:12:01,768 --> 01:12:03,640
HARGREAVES: No.Give him a bloody go.

1454
01:12:03,814 --> 01:12:05,816
You're torturing him.
WOOTTON: I want a go.

1455
01:12:05,990 --> 01:12:09,472
This is it.
This is Smudger's initiation.

1456
01:12:09,646 --> 01:12:13,824
A "let's wear togas
and talk fucking Latin" orgy.

1457
01:12:13,998 --> 01:12:16,479
We have to stop it at once.
Good luck with that.

1458
01:12:16,653 --> 01:12:18,785
They've been planning this
all term.

1459
01:12:18,959 --> 01:12:21,136
DON: No wonder the
country's fucked.

1460
01:12:21,310 --> 01:12:23,355
Being run by these knobheads.

1461
01:12:23,529 --> 01:12:25,052
Get him out!
It's an emergency.

1462
01:12:25,227 --> 01:12:27,533
I don't speak Latin.
Anyway, you're Upper Sixth.

1463
01:12:27,707 --> 01:12:29,361
Aren't there rules
about these things?

1464
01:12:29,535 --> 01:12:31,189
Don, he's my brother.
He's...

1465
01:12:31,363 --> 01:12:34,061
[GASPS]
He's--

1466
01:12:34,236 --> 01:12:36,803
He's getting anointed
by the head boy.

1467
01:12:36,977 --> 01:12:40,067
Wow. His hands are massive. Please, Don.

1468
01:12:40,242 --> 01:12:43,375
For me. All right. Come on, Will.

1469
01:12:43,549 --> 01:12:45,769
Right-o. Yes. I'll just
keep watch from up here.

1470
01:12:45,943 --> 01:12:48,641
What do you mean, keep watch?
Come on, give me a hand.

1471
01:12:48,815 --> 01:12:50,861
A hand? "Never touch
the balls," right?

1472
01:12:51,035 --> 01:12:52,254
Especially his.

1473
01:12:54,517 --> 01:12:57,607
[IN LATIN] Make way
for the head of school!

1474
01:13:03,221 --> 01:13:05,702
Poppet.Caesari.

1475
01:13:09,053 --> 01:13:11,969
"Never touch the balls."

1476
01:13:12,143 --> 01:13:13,579
What a load of bollocks.

1477
01:13:16,713 --> 01:13:18,976
What the devil's
going on? What--?

1478
01:13:19,150 --> 01:13:21,239
Matthew!

1479
01:13:21,413 --> 01:13:22,806
Where's everybody--?

1480
01:13:22,980 --> 01:13:25,852
Hargreaves? Bello?

1481
01:13:28,638 --> 01:13:29,943
Sparta!

1482
01:13:30,117 --> 01:13:31,075
[CREATURE GROWLING]

1483
01:13:33,469 --> 01:13:34,992
[LAUGHING]

1484
01:13:35,166 --> 01:13:36,472
Poppet.

1485
01:13:36,646 --> 01:13:39,083
[IN LATIN]
Cor, I don't half fancy you.

1486
01:13:39,257 --> 01:13:41,781
[IN LATIN] Mmm,
I love it when you talk dirty.

1487
01:13:43,174 --> 01:13:44,044
[BOTH MOANING]

1488
01:13:45,698 --> 01:13:48,048
Smudger. Smudger, wake up.

1489
01:13:48,223 --> 01:13:49,789
It's time to go, mate.

1490
01:13:49,963 --> 01:13:52,314
Come on, mate.
It's breakfast time.

1491
01:13:52,488 --> 01:13:54,141
All right. Come on.

1492
01:13:54,316 --> 01:13:56,143
Clemsie's here, mate.

1493
01:13:56,318 --> 01:13:59,930
And the, uh-- The headmaster's
been eaten by a wild animal.

1494
01:14:00,104 --> 01:14:01,105
And you've shit yourself.

1495
01:14:01,279 --> 01:14:03,412
Smudger! We got to go

1496
01:14:03,586 --> 01:14:05,849
and if you think I'm carrying
you, you got another--

1497
01:14:06,023 --> 01:14:07,546
A new boy. No, I'm not part of this.

1498
01:14:07,720 --> 01:14:10,245
Restrain him. No, no.
I'm just visiting. No!

1499
01:14:10,419 --> 01:14:14,031
Where did they come from?
HARGREAVES: The Minotaur's back.

1500
01:14:14,205 --> 01:14:16,599
Hey, stop! We've got to get
out of here, you lunatics.

1501
01:14:16,773 --> 01:14:19,210
Start listening--
Oh, fucking hell.

1502
01:14:19,384 --> 01:14:21,256
What are you doing?
He's going Fifty Shades.

1503
01:14:21,430 --> 01:14:22,779
What? Give it back now.

1504
01:14:22,953 --> 01:14:24,171
[WHIP CRACKS]
[SCREAMS]

1505
01:14:24,346 --> 01:14:26,348
Oh, this is not
going to plan.

1506
01:14:26,522 --> 01:14:28,567
We gotta go help him. He's having fun.

1507
01:14:28,741 --> 01:14:30,787
Willoughby,
get down here quick!

1508
01:14:30,961 --> 01:14:33,616
You don't get this type of thing
in Doncaster, you know.

1509
01:14:33,790 --> 01:14:36,053
Fuck! We gotta save them both.
Right. You take that.

1510
01:14:36,227 --> 01:14:38,403
DON: Help! You two with me. Come on.

1511
01:14:42,146 --> 01:14:43,974
[BOTH MOANING]

1512
01:14:44,148 --> 01:14:46,324
[♪♪♪]

1513
01:14:46,498 --> 01:14:48,370
[PANTING]

1514
01:14:51,024 --> 01:14:53,636
I've come to get you, Wallace.
Shh. Christ.

1515
01:14:53,810 --> 01:14:55,290
When this lot wake up,
they're gonna

1516
01:14:55,464 --> 01:14:57,683
find you skinned
like a rabbit.

1517
01:14:59,032 --> 01:15:00,251
[SPEAKING IN LATIN]

1518
01:15:00,425 --> 01:15:02,253
[IN ENGLISH]
Do you know what that means?

1519
01:15:02,427 --> 01:15:03,689
No, of course
you fucking don't.

1520
01:15:03,863 --> 01:15:08,390
It's Latin for
"I'm gonna fuck your face."

1521
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:11,262
Bloody hell.

1522
01:15:11,436 --> 01:15:13,308
It's Clegg. Clegg?

1523
01:15:13,482 --> 01:15:16,049
Who's he gonna shag? Uh...

1524
01:15:16,223 --> 01:15:18,051
Wallace, by the looks of it.

1525
01:15:18,225 --> 01:15:19,705
Let me have another go,
please.

1526
01:15:19,879 --> 01:15:21,664
What the hell
is going on here?

1527
01:15:21,838 --> 01:15:25,102
There's no power.
Sparta's completely empty.

1528
01:15:25,276 --> 01:15:27,626
Who put me to bed?

1529
01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:29,715
[BOTH MOANING]

1530
01:15:32,588 --> 01:15:34,241
[IN LATIN]
You're so warm.

1531
01:15:34,416 --> 01:15:37,027
And wet.

1532
01:15:37,201 --> 01:15:38,333
And wide?

1533
01:15:41,423 --> 01:15:42,598
[GROWLING]

1534
01:15:42,772 --> 01:15:44,861
[IN ENGLISH]
Oh, I'm terribly sorry.

1535
01:15:45,035 --> 01:15:46,123
[BOTH SCREAMING]

1536
01:15:48,125 --> 01:15:49,518
What was that?

1537
01:15:52,129 --> 01:15:54,392
It's happening. Aah!

1538
01:15:56,263 --> 01:15:57,569
I'm a necromancer.

1539
01:15:57,743 --> 01:15:59,484
He's got a big knife.
There's an orgy.

1540
01:15:59,658 --> 01:16:01,443
Stop shouting.
I've got a splitting headache.

1541
01:16:01,617 --> 01:16:03,619
The head's dead. And so is his dog.

1542
01:16:03,793 --> 01:16:05,272
[GROWLING]

1543
01:16:05,447 --> 01:16:06,448
[ALL SCREAMING]

1544
01:16:08,058 --> 01:16:09,842
[♪♪♪]

1545
01:16:13,150 --> 01:16:14,456
Wallace...

1546
01:16:20,375 --> 01:16:22,333
Don! Oh!

1547
01:16:22,507 --> 01:16:25,467
Oh, you came for me. Thank God.Right.
Help me carry Smudger.

1548
01:16:25,641 --> 01:16:27,556
Yeah, your brother. Yeah, yeah.Mummy.

1549
01:16:35,694 --> 01:16:37,392
What are you doing
with this?

1550
01:16:37,566 --> 01:16:40,351
This pike saved the First Earl
of Slaughter from the beast--

1551
01:16:40,525 --> 01:16:42,614
[CREATURE GROWLING]
What the devil?

1552
01:16:42,788 --> 01:16:45,748
[PEOPLE CLAMORING]

1553
01:16:45,922 --> 01:16:47,445
We've been
trying to tell you, sir.

1554
01:16:48,577 --> 01:16:50,056
[♪♪♪]

1555
01:16:53,190 --> 01:16:54,452
Sir, come on.

1556
01:17:00,545 --> 01:17:01,590
[ROARING]
[SHOUTING]

1557
01:17:03,287 --> 01:17:04,375
[ALL SCREAMING]

1558
01:17:10,294 --> 01:17:11,861
[WHIMPERING]

1559
01:17:22,915 --> 01:17:24,177
[ALL SHOUTING]

1560
01:17:24,351 --> 01:17:26,266
[♪♪♪]

1561
01:17:40,455 --> 01:17:42,848
[HOUSEMAN YELLS]

1562
01:17:43,022 --> 01:17:44,284
I rather think it's dead,
don't you?

1563
01:17:45,982 --> 01:17:48,550
Sorry, sir.
CLEMSIE: Sorry, sir.

1564
01:17:48,724 --> 01:17:51,117
[CREATURE GROWLING NEARBY]

1565
01:17:51,291 --> 01:17:52,597
We should find
somewhere to hide.

1566
01:17:52,771 --> 01:17:55,121
Like now. Smokers' corner?

1567
01:17:55,295 --> 01:17:56,514
[GROANS]

1568
01:18:00,779 --> 01:18:02,651
[♪♪♪]

1569
01:18:05,349 --> 01:18:06,655
[COUGHING]

1570
01:18:09,222 --> 01:18:11,877
So pretty dark. Hmm?

1571
01:18:14,140 --> 01:18:16,142
Do you think
we've hit the bottom yet?

1572
01:18:19,058 --> 01:18:22,409
It's funny to think an hour ago,
I was about to top myself.

1573
01:18:22,584 --> 01:18:25,369
And here we are
fighting for our lives.

1574
01:18:25,543 --> 01:18:26,892
[WHIMPERING]

1575
01:18:29,460 --> 01:18:31,462
He looks like
he's given up.

1576
01:18:31,636 --> 01:18:33,159
Come on.
We need to keep moving.

1577
01:18:33,333 --> 01:18:34,639
Get back to the house.

1578
01:18:36,467 --> 01:18:38,121
Save the children.

1579
01:18:38,295 --> 01:18:41,733
Try and save the children.Mr.
Houseman, sir?

1580
01:18:41,907 --> 01:18:45,737
We-- We need you, right?

1581
01:18:45,911 --> 01:18:48,566
Please, help us.

1582
01:18:49,915 --> 01:18:53,615
Yes. Help. Yes, help you.

1583
01:18:53,789 --> 01:18:56,052
Right. Um... Ahem.

1584
01:18:56,226 --> 01:18:57,749
Where did they come from?

1585
01:18:57,923 --> 01:18:59,272
The creatures,
where are they from?

1586
01:18:59,446 --> 01:19:01,579
Out of the ground.
There must be a nest somewhere.

1587
01:19:01,753 --> 01:19:02,841
And how many are there?

1588
01:19:03,015 --> 01:19:04,669
Dunno, sir.

1589
01:19:04,843 --> 01:19:07,933
"Dunno"? "Dunno"?

1590
01:19:08,107 --> 01:19:12,329
"Don't know." For heaven's sake,
enunciate, Wootton.

1591
01:19:12,503 --> 01:19:14,070
Sit up. Don't slouch. Sorry, sir.

1592
01:19:14,244 --> 01:19:15,985
Keep it together. Yes, sir.

1593
01:19:16,159 --> 01:19:18,074
There were four at the river
plus one that ate the head.

1594
01:19:18,248 --> 01:19:19,902
There's five. At least five.

1595
01:19:20,076 --> 01:19:24,297
Right, so we must assume
there is a-- A herd or a pack...

1596
01:19:24,471 --> 01:19:26,517
...or a hive. I'm sorry,
I don't know

1597
01:19:26,691 --> 01:19:27,953
what the correct
collective noun is.

1598
01:19:28,127 --> 01:19:29,259
Frack?

1599
01:19:30,869 --> 01:19:32,305
A frack sounds good. I agree.

1600
01:19:32,479 --> 01:19:34,569
Yeah, I like frack. Me too.

1601
01:19:34,743 --> 01:19:36,571
Jolly good. A frack of--
But a frack of what?

1602
01:19:36,745 --> 01:19:38,311
Who the frack cares?

1603
01:19:38,485 --> 01:19:40,226
They ate half the Upper Sixth.

1604
01:19:40,400 --> 01:19:42,577
Alive.

1605
01:19:42,751 --> 01:19:44,970
Smudger, I'm sorry.
At least they died

1606
01:19:45,144 --> 01:19:47,320
doing something they enjoyed.
[EXPLOSION]

1607
01:19:47,494 --> 01:19:50,454
A distress flare. Someone's in distress.

1608
01:19:50,628 --> 01:19:51,934
We need to call the army.

1609
01:19:52,108 --> 01:19:53,239
WILLOUGHBY:
It probably is the army...

1610
01:19:53,413 --> 01:19:54,937
...in distress.

1611
01:19:56,242 --> 01:19:57,635
The cadet range.

1612
01:19:57,809 --> 01:19:59,811
Team...

1613
01:19:59,985 --> 01:20:02,335
we need firepower.

1614
01:20:02,509 --> 01:20:05,077
[♪♪♪]

1615
01:20:15,044 --> 01:20:16,219
Stand back.

1616
01:20:16,393 --> 01:20:18,308
I'm gonna ram it.

1617
01:20:18,482 --> 01:20:20,571
CLEMSIE:
Wait, where's Smudger?

1618
01:20:20,745 --> 01:20:22,094
[HOUSEMAN YELLS]

1619
01:20:22,268 --> 01:20:23,922
Back door's open.

1620
01:20:24,096 --> 01:20:26,577
Right. Come on.

1621
01:20:26,751 --> 01:20:29,101
Ugh-- Damn shoulder. Sorry, sir.

1622
01:20:29,275 --> 01:20:31,016
Think I dislocated it.

1623
01:20:33,323 --> 01:20:36,152
HARGREAVES: Guns. Firepower.
Now we can blow shit up.

1624
01:20:36,326 --> 01:20:38,023
Language, Wootton.
WOOTTON: Sorry, sir.

1625
01:20:38,197 --> 01:20:39,634
Hargreaves, get the generator on.
Right.

1626
01:20:39,808 --> 01:20:41,766
Girls, glow sticks.Sir.

1627
01:20:41,940 --> 01:20:43,594
Willoughby, water.Sir.

1628
01:20:43,768 --> 01:20:45,074
Smudger. Yeah?

1629
01:20:45,248 --> 01:20:47,424
Find yourself some trousers
for God's sake.

1630
01:20:47,598 --> 01:20:49,121
Right.
Let's have a look at this.

1631
01:20:50,514 --> 01:20:51,689
Don.
DON: Sir?

1632
01:20:51,863 --> 01:20:53,517
Throw me the bat.

1633
01:20:53,691 --> 01:20:54,866
[SHOUTING]

1634
01:20:57,129 --> 01:20:59,392
DON: Sorry, sir.
HOUSEMAN: Shoulder.

1635
01:20:59,566 --> 01:21:01,568
DON: Are you all right?
HOUSEMAN: It's the old wound.

1636
01:21:01,743 --> 01:21:03,396
Killed my cricketing career.

1637
01:21:03,570 --> 01:21:05,703
Could have bowled for England
once upon a time.

1638
01:21:07,226 --> 01:21:09,794
You're a good man, sir.
You know that.

1639
01:21:09,968 --> 01:21:13,406
Yes, well, maybe thank me
when we're all out of here, yes?

1640
01:21:13,580 --> 01:21:15,800
Now, be a good boy
and smash that lock off.

1641
01:21:18,237 --> 01:21:20,805
Oh. Aha!

1642
01:21:20,979 --> 01:21:23,634
KAY: Whoo!
HOUSEMAN: Let there be light.

1643
01:21:24,983 --> 01:21:26,593
[ALL SHOUTING]

1644
01:21:26,768 --> 01:21:27,769
HOUSEMAN:
Good heavens.

1645
01:21:29,031 --> 01:21:31,033
Looking for these, are we?

1646
01:21:31,207 --> 01:21:33,339
HOUSEMAN:
Matty.

1647
01:21:33,513 --> 01:21:34,776
You're alive.

1648
01:21:34,950 --> 01:21:36,647
Thank God. Are you all right?

1649
01:21:36,821 --> 01:21:39,084
I'm fine, sir.
It's just a scratch.

1650
01:21:39,258 --> 01:21:41,783
Right, well, very happy
to hear that. Very happy indeed.

1651
01:21:41,957 --> 01:21:44,220
Now, we have to get
this gun rack open at once.

1652
01:21:44,394 --> 01:21:45,743
You're not thinking
of giving firearms

1653
01:21:45,917 --> 01:21:47,440
to these two, are you, sir?

1654
01:21:47,614 --> 01:21:50,139
Well, yes. We've got
to get all hands on deck.

1655
01:21:50,313 --> 01:21:51,227
[GUNSHOT]
[ALL SCREAM]

1656
01:21:51,401 --> 01:21:53,925
[GROWLING]

1657
01:21:54,099 --> 01:21:55,884
What the--? These two degenerates...

1658
01:21:56,058 --> 01:21:57,581
need to answer
for their crime.

1659
01:21:57,755 --> 01:21:59,409
What are you
talking about crimes?

1660
01:21:59,583 --> 01:22:00,715
The school ties, sir.

1661
01:22:00,889 --> 01:22:03,630
In the downstairs lavatories.

1662
01:22:03,805 --> 01:22:05,720
And over my door.

1663
01:22:05,894 --> 01:22:07,243
HOUSEMAN:
Willoughby?

1664
01:22:07,417 --> 01:22:08,897
Was it your idea
of a little joke?

1665
01:22:10,376 --> 01:22:11,247
HOUSEMAN:
You and Seymour?

1666
01:22:12,770 --> 01:22:15,904
A pleb and a queer.

1667
01:22:16,078 --> 01:22:19,124
Tell me, Blake, am I going
to find you buggering him too?

1668
01:22:19,298 --> 01:22:20,865
Matty, stop it.

1669
01:22:21,039 --> 01:22:23,433
We can talk about that later.
Now is not the time.

1670
01:22:23,607 --> 01:22:26,610
You've lost a lot of blood.
There's always one or two, sir.

1671
01:22:26,784 --> 01:22:30,440
Trying to destroy our school.
And what would be the point?

1672
01:22:30,614 --> 01:22:32,529
There will always be
pricks like you.

1673
01:22:32,703 --> 01:22:34,444
HOUSEMAN:
Matty, put that gun down!

1674
01:22:34,618 --> 01:22:35,750
Matthew!

1675
01:22:35,924 --> 01:22:39,057
Lower your weapon!
That's an order!

1676
01:22:39,231 --> 01:22:41,930
Aah!
DON: Jesus Christ, Clegg!

1677
01:22:42,104 --> 01:22:43,758
I'm establishing a new order.

1678
01:22:43,932 --> 01:22:46,412
[CREATURE BREATHES HEAVILY]

1679
01:22:46,586 --> 01:22:49,285
It's madness! This is doomsday.

1680
01:22:49,459 --> 01:22:51,200
Matthew,
disgraceful behavior.

1681
01:22:51,374 --> 01:22:54,072
CLEGG: Wallace, Blake.
On your feet now.

1682
01:22:54,246 --> 01:22:56,335
DON:
For fuck's sake.

1683
01:22:56,509 --> 01:22:58,642
We'll shove these two perverts
out the front door.

1684
01:22:58,816 --> 01:23:00,252
While they're
being eaten alive,

1685
01:23:00,426 --> 01:23:01,906
we can make a run
for the tunnels.

1686
01:23:02,080 --> 01:23:04,213
You're not serious.Yes.

1687
01:23:04,387 --> 01:23:06,215
Clegg, you're a sick bastard.
CLEGG: Hey!

1688
01:23:06,389 --> 01:23:08,957
I'm giving you a chance
to be school martyrs.

1689
01:23:10,959 --> 01:23:13,222
They may even put your name up
on a plaque.

1690
01:23:13,396 --> 01:23:15,833
The first Wallace to die
like a gentleman.

1691
01:23:16,007 --> 01:23:18,183
Think how proud
your daddy would be.

1692
01:23:18,357 --> 01:23:20,055
No, you didn't.Hey.

1693
01:23:20,229 --> 01:23:22,971
Matthew,
will you stop doing that?

1694
01:23:23,145 --> 01:23:24,973
Outside. Both of you. Now.

1695
01:23:25,147 --> 01:23:27,758
Everyone else, stand by.

1696
01:23:29,064 --> 01:23:30,021
[CELL PHONE RINGING]

1697
01:23:36,593 --> 01:23:37,899
A signal.

1698
01:23:41,903 --> 01:23:43,034
Audrey.
AUDREY: Meredith.

1699
01:23:43,208 --> 01:23:44,296
[♪♪♪]

1700
01:23:44,470 --> 01:23:46,603
Audrey, my darling. I'm here.

1701
01:23:46,777 --> 01:23:49,780
We're all-- The children.

1702
01:23:49,954 --> 01:23:51,738
Yes, they're safe. Look.

1703
01:23:51,913 --> 01:23:54,785
They're with me. AUDREY: We need to speak.

1704
01:23:54,959 --> 01:23:57,919
Something terrible has happened
at the school.

1705
01:23:58,093 --> 01:24:01,139
Meredith, you're breaking up.
Audrey, can you hear m?

1706
01:24:01,313 --> 01:24:03,794
Audrey,
you must call for help, please.

1707
01:24:03,968 --> 01:24:05,578
Text her before
we lose the signal.

1708
01:24:05,752 --> 01:24:07,580
HOUSEMAN:
Yes.

1709
01:24:07,754 --> 01:24:11,019
SOS Slaughterhouse.
AUDREY: I can't hear you.

1710
01:24:11,193 --> 01:24:13,456
"Sausages"? Bloody auto-text.

1711
01:24:15,719 --> 01:24:19,636
DON: Help me! Enough,
Clegg. Let him go.

1712
01:24:19,810 --> 01:24:21,768
Put your hands in the air.

1713
01:24:21,943 --> 01:24:24,815
I'm not taking orders
from a fourth year, Hargreaves.

1714
01:24:24,989 --> 01:24:26,904
I'm not gonna ask you again.

1715
01:24:27,078 --> 01:24:29,602
You don't understand.
This is war!

1716
01:24:29,776 --> 01:24:32,605
No, this is Sparta.

1717
01:24:34,085 --> 01:24:34,869
[SHOUTS]

1718
01:24:37,959 --> 01:24:39,482
Hargreaves...

1719
01:24:39,656 --> 01:24:42,050
you shot me in the neck. Wow.

1720
01:24:43,616 --> 01:24:46,228
Fuck. Oh, God.

1721
01:24:47,533 --> 01:24:49,448
Fuck. Fuck.

1722
01:24:49,622 --> 01:24:51,973
You're a fucking disgrace
to the house!

1723
01:24:54,192 --> 01:24:57,239
You pathetic fucking plebs.

1724
01:24:57,413 --> 01:24:58,588
[ALL SHOUTING]

1725
01:25:00,851 --> 01:25:02,722
[CREATURES GROWLING]

1726
01:25:03,723 --> 01:25:04,768
[SCREAMING]

1727
01:25:07,379 --> 01:25:08,728
Hold on, Matty!

1728
01:25:10,730 --> 01:25:12,123
Get off him!

1729
01:25:14,821 --> 01:25:16,519
Get off!

1730
01:25:16,693 --> 01:25:17,824
Matty!

1731
01:25:24,614 --> 01:25:27,008
AUDREY:
Meredith. Meredith.

1732
01:25:27,182 --> 01:25:28,400
Meredith.

1733
01:25:31,012 --> 01:25:34,667
Children, save yourselves!
Get to the tunnels.

1734
01:25:34,841 --> 01:25:36,669
[MR. CHIPS BARKING]

1735
01:25:37,757 --> 01:25:39,498
Jesus.

1736
01:25:39,672 --> 01:25:41,631
HARGREAVES: You heard him.
Now's our chance.

1737
01:25:43,285 --> 01:25:44,068
Run.
CLEMSIE: The tunnels.

1738
01:25:47,245 --> 01:25:50,205
AUDREY:
Meredith? No, Meredith?

1739
01:25:50,379 --> 01:25:51,858
You're breaking up.

1740
01:25:52,033 --> 01:25:53,860
Look, I'm not coming home,
Meredith.

1741
01:25:54,035 --> 01:25:55,514
I'm sorry.

1742
01:25:55,688 --> 01:25:58,953
It's over for us. It's over.

1743
01:25:59,127 --> 01:26:00,606
[♪♪♪]

1744
01:26:00,780 --> 01:26:02,173
DON:
Come on.

1745
01:26:06,221 --> 01:26:08,571
WOOTTON: I can't run in
these bloody wellies.

1746
01:26:14,316 --> 01:26:15,926
DON: Run!
HARGREAVES: Run, come on.

1747
01:26:16,100 --> 01:26:18,494
Run. Come on!

1748
01:26:18,668 --> 01:26:21,149
CLEMSIE: Come on, Smudge.
Get up! Get up.

1749
01:26:23,760 --> 01:26:25,153
DON:
Come on.

1750
01:26:30,332 --> 01:26:31,376
[GROWLING IN DISTANCE]

1751
01:26:38,688 --> 01:26:40,037
Someone's had the same idea.

1752
01:26:40,211 --> 01:26:41,734
DON:
The not-so-very-secret tunnels.

1753
01:26:41,908 --> 01:26:44,868
Well, who's going first?

1754
01:26:45,042 --> 01:26:47,088
Ladies?

1755
01:26:47,262 --> 01:26:49,525
[CRASHING THEN
CREATURE GROWLING]

1756
01:26:49,699 --> 01:26:52,310
Excuse me. Coming through.

1757
01:26:52,484 --> 01:26:54,269
Come on, go, go, go.

1758
01:27:00,101 --> 01:27:02,016
Oh, Christ.

1759
01:27:02,190 --> 01:27:03,582
[COUGHING]

1760
01:27:05,671 --> 01:27:07,456
Tunnels, my ass.
This is a sewer.

1761
01:27:13,288 --> 01:27:14,898
WOOTTON:
Hey, I know this.

1762
01:27:15,072 --> 01:27:16,595
HARGREAVES:
The story of the school.

1763
01:27:16,769 --> 01:27:18,249
Hey, what's that say?

1764
01:27:18,423 --> 01:27:19,816
WOOTTON:
Look. It's the First Earl

1765
01:27:19,990 --> 01:27:21,992
driving the beast
back into its cave.

1766
01:27:22,166 --> 01:27:24,212
The First Earl constructed
the original house...

1767
01:27:24,386 --> 01:27:26,605
on top of the beast's lair.

1768
01:27:26,779 --> 01:27:29,565
This whole labyrinth was carved
out by the beast itself.

1769
01:27:29,739 --> 01:27:31,349
So we're hiding
in its fucking lair?

1770
01:27:31,523 --> 01:27:34,004
Thanks, Mr. Houseman.

1771
01:27:34,178 --> 01:27:36,267
Coming down here was
a really crap idea!

1772
01:27:36,441 --> 01:27:38,269
Wootton finally passed
the house test.

1773
01:27:38,443 --> 01:27:39,662
Nice one.
Shame we're all gonna die.

1774
01:27:39,836 --> 01:27:40,924
Tough.

1775
01:27:41,098 --> 01:27:41,968
Shut up, Willoughby.

1776
01:27:42,143 --> 01:27:43,405
Maybe we should go back.

1777
01:27:43,579 --> 01:27:45,581
SMUDGER: To where that
creature's waiting?

1778
01:27:45,755 --> 01:27:47,887
[GROWLING]
CLEMSIE: What was that?

1779
01:27:48,062 --> 01:27:49,498
[YELPS]

1780
01:27:49,672 --> 01:27:52,501
Something touched my leg.
That was me. Sorry.

1781
01:27:52,675 --> 01:27:54,851
Your hands are fucking freezing.

1782
01:27:55,025 --> 01:27:57,810
Shall we split up? Split up?
Are you insane?

1783
01:27:57,984 --> 01:28:00,596
Mathematically speaking,
our chances of finding the way--

1784
01:28:00,770 --> 01:28:03,642
Mathematically speaking,
we're the square root of fucked!

1785
01:28:03,816 --> 01:28:05,383
[CREATURE GROWLING]

1786
01:28:05,557 --> 01:28:07,733
It followed us.
It's got into the tunnel!

1787
01:28:07,907 --> 01:28:09,170
[ALL SCREAMING]

1788
01:28:09,344 --> 01:28:11,215
[♪♪♪]

1789
01:28:19,615 --> 01:28:20,877
Oh, no.

1790
01:28:21,051 --> 01:28:22,705
KAY: There's gotta
be another way out.

1791
01:28:24,228 --> 01:28:25,795
We're gonna die down here.

1792
01:28:25,969 --> 01:28:28,580
Like Teddy Chapman.
I'm gonna die unfulfilled.

1793
01:28:28,754 --> 01:28:32,454
I'm gonna die a virgin.
I'm gonna die in Greek sandals.

1794
01:28:32,628 --> 01:28:33,542
[CREATURE GROWLS]

1795
01:28:35,805 --> 01:28:37,633
CLEMSIE:
Where the fuck do we go now?

1796
01:28:40,766 --> 01:28:42,246
[ALL SHOUTING]

1797
01:28:44,640 --> 01:28:47,033
You two still looking
for some drugs?

1798
01:28:47,208 --> 01:28:49,427
Woody Chapman? Thank God.

1799
01:28:49,601 --> 01:28:51,864
He's Woody Chapman?
KAY: Never heard of him.

1800
01:28:52,038 --> 01:28:55,216
Anyone seen my little brother?

1801
01:28:55,390 --> 01:29:00,221
Huh? Teddy!
I've come back for you!

1802
01:29:00,395 --> 01:29:02,266
Woody? I've gotta find little Ted.

1803
01:29:02,440 --> 01:29:04,268
Woody, so sorry, mate.

1804
01:29:04,442 --> 01:29:07,184
Teddy's gone, okay? But you need
to help us get out of here.

1805
01:29:08,403 --> 01:29:10,753
There ain't any way
out of hell.

1806
01:29:10,927 --> 01:29:12,668
Don't be daft.
You got out before. Remember?

1807
01:29:12,842 --> 01:29:15,453
Yeah, you came down with Teddy.
You tried to escape.

1808
01:29:15,627 --> 01:29:18,282
Escape?
We weren't trying to escape.

1809
01:29:18,456 --> 01:29:21,459
We were trying
to blow up the school.

1810
01:29:21,633 --> 01:29:23,505
We all knew about
the gas down here.

1811
01:29:23,679 --> 01:29:26,072
Blow it up? Like Guy Fawkes?

1812
01:29:26,247 --> 01:29:27,378
Like kaboom!

1813
01:29:29,424 --> 01:29:31,774
It was my idea.

1814
01:29:31,948 --> 01:29:33,428
We got separated.

1815
01:29:34,820 --> 01:29:36,996
I lost Teddy.

1816
01:29:37,171 --> 01:29:38,650
Something happened.

1817
01:29:38,824 --> 01:29:41,566
DON: It was them, weren't it?
Those creatures.

1818
01:29:41,740 --> 01:29:43,481
The beasts.
CLEMSIE: You got out, right?

1819
01:29:44,743 --> 01:29:45,440
How?

1820
01:29:47,137 --> 01:29:49,095
Found a path.
KAY: A path?

1821
01:29:49,270 --> 01:29:50,706
What path?
WOOTTON: There's a path?

1822
01:29:50,880 --> 01:29:53,970
The path to immortality.

1823
01:29:54,144 --> 01:29:57,016
Lucky.Yeah. And now?

1824
01:29:57,191 --> 01:29:59,367
[CREATURE GROWLING]

1825
01:30:02,587 --> 01:30:03,762
Unlucky.

1826
01:30:03,936 --> 01:30:05,634
[ALL YELPING]

1827
01:30:16,601 --> 01:30:18,212
What do we do now?

1828
01:30:18,386 --> 01:30:20,779
We need a distraction,
like a feint move in chess.

1829
01:30:20,953 --> 01:30:22,651
Yes, yes, exactly. Will?

1830
01:30:22,825 --> 01:30:25,262
You distract it, mate. What?

1831
01:30:27,395 --> 01:30:29,832
That light. These creatures...

1832
01:30:30,006 --> 01:30:32,269
they're subt-- Subterran--They
live underground.

1833
01:30:32,443 --> 01:30:33,488
They live underground.Yes.

1834
01:30:33,662 --> 01:30:35,403
And it's dark underground.

1835
01:30:35,577 --> 01:30:37,840
So these creatures
must hate light.

1836
01:30:38,014 --> 01:30:39,145
Give me your torch. It's mine.

1837
01:30:39,320 --> 01:30:41,278
Hand it over. I'm a prefect.

1838
01:30:41,452 --> 01:30:44,150
And I'm a house god. Fair play.

1839
01:30:44,325 --> 01:30:46,631
WOODY:
Sparta '88.

1840
01:30:46,805 --> 01:30:49,286
Have some of this,
you little bitch.

1841
01:30:49,460 --> 01:30:51,723
WOOTTON: I am a servant
of the Secret Fire,

1842
01:30:51,897 --> 01:30:53,943
wielder of
the Flame of Anor.

1843
01:30:54,117 --> 01:30:57,555
Go back to the shadows.
Go back to the...

1844
01:30:57,729 --> 01:30:59,775
WOODY: There's nothing
to be frightened of.

1845
01:30:59,949 --> 01:31:02,081
What's this?

1846
01:31:02,256 --> 01:31:04,040
Huh?

1847
01:31:04,214 --> 01:31:05,389
Look.

1848
01:31:08,218 --> 01:31:09,741
Oh, there's my boy.

1849
01:31:12,744 --> 01:31:14,137
That's a good boy.

1850
01:31:14,311 --> 01:31:17,271
He's like a doggy. Hey.

1851
01:31:17,445 --> 01:31:20,622
Actually, he's all right.
He's quite nice.

1852
01:31:20,796 --> 01:31:22,406
CLEMSIE:
You genius. It worked.

1853
01:31:22,580 --> 01:31:23,973
SMUDGER:
And I got an E in Biology.

1854
01:31:25,975 --> 01:31:27,890
WOODY: Where's the cats?
Where's the cats?

1855
01:31:29,108 --> 01:31:30,588
[ALL SCREAMING]

1856
01:31:43,166 --> 01:31:46,256
That was close. Ha, ha.

1857
01:31:46,430 --> 01:31:49,955
I shouldn't have said "cats."
I shouldn't have said "cats."

1858
01:31:51,783 --> 01:31:54,395
Teddy. Huh.

1859
01:31:54,569 --> 01:31:56,222
What are you doing here?

1860
01:31:56,397 --> 01:31:58,573
Teddy.

1861
01:31:58,747 --> 01:32:00,531
Of course there's a way out.

1862
01:32:00,705 --> 01:32:02,185
You just gotta follow the...

1863
01:32:05,275 --> 01:32:07,103
You gotta follow the...

1864
01:32:14,415 --> 01:32:15,372
[ALL SCREAMING]

1865
01:32:21,204 --> 01:32:22,771
[♪♪♪]

1866
01:32:44,923 --> 01:32:47,056
A dead end!

1867
01:32:47,230 --> 01:32:49,188
DON: Path? Where--?
Where's this fucking path?

1868
01:32:50,886 --> 01:32:52,322
There's an air current.

1869
01:32:52,496 --> 01:32:54,455
It's defogging my--

1870
01:32:54,629 --> 01:32:56,544
WOOTTON:
The path to immorality.

1871
01:32:56,718 --> 01:32:59,503
Go down there. Go! Immortality.

1872
01:32:59,677 --> 01:33:02,506
WOOTTON: Doesn't matter.
Go on, quick. Go, quick.

1873
01:33:05,466 --> 01:33:07,772
HARGREAVES: Come on. It's coming.

1874
01:33:07,946 --> 01:33:09,513
[PEOPLE CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY]

1875
01:33:28,750 --> 01:33:30,969
KAY: They're right above us.
SMUDGER: There.

1876
01:33:36,105 --> 01:33:37,846
HARGREAVES:
It's the bloody frack.

1877
01:33:38,020 --> 01:33:40,675
WOOTTON:
And that's our bloody way out.

1878
01:33:40,849 --> 01:33:42,111
Don, your tie. What?

1879
01:33:42,285 --> 01:33:43,460
Give me your tie.

1880
01:33:47,856 --> 01:33:49,901
Finally hit the bottom, eh?

1881
01:33:51,555 --> 01:33:53,427
Be a flame, Ducky.

1882
01:33:55,820 --> 01:33:58,214
Welcome to hell,
you son of a bitch!

1883
01:33:58,388 --> 01:34:00,608
Willoughby!
CLEMSIE: Willoughby!

1884
01:34:03,698 --> 01:34:06,222
Hey, let's get out now!

1885
01:34:06,396 --> 01:34:08,485
Willoughby!

1886
01:34:08,659 --> 01:34:10,269
CLEMSIE:
Don! Come on!

1887
01:34:10,444 --> 01:34:12,315
[♪♪♪]

1888
01:34:15,449 --> 01:34:17,451
Don, come on.

1889
01:34:17,625 --> 01:34:18,626
[WILLOUGHBY SCREAMING]

1890
01:34:22,630 --> 01:34:24,458
Don't fucking die. Go!

1891
01:34:28,331 --> 01:34:29,550
[ALL GRUNT]

1892
01:34:38,297 --> 01:34:39,734
Dab of snuff?

1893
01:34:50,309 --> 01:34:51,659
Go!

1894
01:34:57,578 --> 01:34:58,709
[ALL SHOUTING]

1895
01:35:16,205 --> 01:35:19,164
Will.
Will, give me your lighter.

1896
01:35:19,338 --> 01:35:20,644
It isn't mine. It was his.

1897
01:35:25,736 --> 01:35:27,477
Come on, Seymour.

1898
01:35:27,651 --> 01:35:30,436
If you're out there,
be a flame!

1899
01:35:30,611 --> 01:35:32,613
All right, Seymour.

1900
01:35:32,787 --> 01:35:33,744
Bequeath this,
motherfuckers.

1901
01:35:37,443 --> 01:35:38,706
[CREATURE SCREAMS]

1902
01:35:41,665 --> 01:35:43,667
DON:
Clemsie, it's gonna blow!

1903
01:35:43,841 --> 01:35:45,713
Fucking run!

1904
01:36:21,096 --> 01:36:22,663
[ALL SHOUTING]

1905
01:36:22,837 --> 01:36:24,447
WILLOUGHBY:
Fucking hell.

1906
01:36:30,322 --> 01:36:31,933
[♪♪♪]

1907
01:36:50,952 --> 01:36:54,303
Congratulations, Ducky.

1908
01:36:54,477 --> 01:36:56,044
Really left your mark.

1909
01:37:03,834 --> 01:37:07,577
DON: My mum is gonna
fucking kill me.

1910
01:37:07,751 --> 01:37:10,058
Let's go.

1911
01:37:10,232 --> 01:37:11,755
[♪♪♪]

1912
01:37:14,758 --> 01:37:17,065
♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

1913
01:37:17,239 --> 01:37:18,849
♪ I was right all along ♪

1914
01:37:22,113 --> 01:37:23,941
♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

1915
01:37:24,115 --> 01:37:25,769
♪ You come tagging along ♪

1916
01:37:29,294 --> 01:37:31,557
Audrey.

1917
01:37:31,732 --> 01:37:34,082
Audrey, darling,
I knew you'd come back.

1918
01:37:34,256 --> 01:37:35,736
I...

1919
01:37:37,302 --> 01:37:39,783
I'm alive.

1920
01:37:39,957 --> 01:37:42,830
I'm alive. Children!

1921
01:37:43,004 --> 01:37:46,181
Children, I'm alive.
Where are you?

1922
01:37:46,355 --> 01:37:47,356
[GRUNTS]

1923
01:37:48,749 --> 01:37:50,359
Little shits!

1924
01:37:50,533 --> 01:37:52,666
♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

1925
01:37:52,840 --> 01:37:54,189
♪ I was right all along ♪

1926
01:37:56,278 --> 01:37:58,497
♪ 'Cause I have
Done it before ♪

1927
01:37:58,672 --> 01:38:00,369
♪ And I can do it
Some more ♪

1928
01:38:00,543 --> 01:38:02,327
♪ I've got my eye
On the score ♪

1929
01:38:02,501 --> 01:38:04,025
♪ I'm gonna cut
Through the floor ♪

1930
01:38:04,199 --> 01:38:06,767
♪ It's too late, it's too soon Or is it ♪

1931
01:38:06,941 --> 01:38:10,161
♪ Tick, tick, tick, tick
Tick, tick, tick, boom ♪

1932
01:38:10,335 --> 01:38:11,728
Ha!

1933
01:38:22,304 --> 01:38:24,567
♪ Oh, yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

1934
01:38:24,741 --> 01:38:26,264
♪ I was right
You were wrong ♪

1935
01:38:29,354 --> 01:38:31,487
♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

1936
01:38:31,661 --> 01:38:33,750
♪ Going, going, you're gone ♪

1937
01:38:35,883 --> 01:38:38,624
♪ I saw you hesitatin'
Waiting too much ♪

1938
01:38:38,799 --> 01:38:40,844
♪ Until it slipped
Through your hands ♪

1939
01:38:43,194 --> 01:38:44,761
♪ And then you stagger
To your feet ♪

1940
01:38:44,935 --> 01:38:46,458
♪ And out the door ♪

1941
01:38:46,632 --> 01:38:49,113
♪ 'Cause there's
No second chance ♪

1942
01:38:49,287 --> 01:38:53,509
♪ 'Cause I have done it before
And I can do it some more ♪

1943
01:38:53,683 --> 01:38:55,554
♪ I've got my eye
On the score ♪

1944
01:38:55,729 --> 01:38:57,556
♪ I'm gonna cut
Through the floor ♪

1945
01:38:57,731 --> 01:38:59,950
♪ It's too late, it's too soon Or is it ♪

1946
01:39:00,124 --> 01:39:03,780
♪ Tick, tick, tick, tick
Tick, tick, tick, boom ♪

1947
01:39:06,696 --> 01:39:07,479
♪ Shake it ♪

1948
01:39:14,269 --> 01:39:17,794
♪ And you come crying to me
But it's too late ♪

1949
01:39:17,968 --> 01:39:21,189
♪ The man you try hard to be
But it's too late ♪

1950
01:39:21,363 --> 01:39:24,758
♪ Get your head out of the
sand But it's too late ♪

1951
01:39:24,932 --> 01:39:27,499
♪ It's too late, too late
too late ♪

1952
01:39:27,673 --> 01:39:32,330
♪ Too late ♪

1953
01:39:32,504 --> 01:39:34,506
♪ Yeah ♪

1954
01:39:34,680 --> 01:39:38,510
♪ Oh, yeah
But it's too late ♪

1955
01:39:38,684 --> 01:39:42,297
♪ Yeah
But it's too late ♪

1956
01:39:42,471 --> 01:39:45,996
♪ Get your head out of the
sand But it's too late ♪

1957
01:39:46,170 --> 01:39:48,129
♪ It's too late, too late ♪

1958
01:39:48,303 --> 01:39:52,350
♪ You know I've done it before
And I can do it some more ♪

1959
01:39:52,524 --> 01:39:53,961
♪ I've got my eye
On the score ♪

1960
01:39:54,135 --> 01:39:56,050
♪ I'm gonna cut
Through the floor ♪

1961
01:39:56,224 --> 01:39:59,140
♪ You know I've done it before
And I can do it some more ♪

1962
01:39:59,314 --> 01:40:01,142
♪ I've got my eye
On the score ♪

1963
01:40:01,316 --> 01:40:02,970
♪ I'm gonna cut
Through the floor ♪

1964
01:40:03,144 --> 01:40:04,710
♪ It's too late
It's too soon ♪

1965
01:40:04,885 --> 01:40:06,582
♪ It's too late
It's too soon ♪

1966
01:40:06,756 --> 01:40:09,150
♪ It's too late,
it's too soon, or is it ♪

1967
01:40:09,324 --> 01:40:12,980
♪ Tick, tick, tick, tick
Tick, tick, tick, boom ♪

1968
01:40:22,424 --> 01:40:23,991
[♪♪♪]

1969
01:40:25,557 --> 01:40:27,603
[CREATURE GROWLS]

1970
01:40:27,777 --> 01:40:30,519
BAT: As headmaster,
I have always been

1971
01:40:30,693 --> 01:40:35,350
a firm believer
that cream rises.

1972
01:40:35,524 --> 01:40:37,569
And here at Slaughterhouse...

1973
01:40:37,743 --> 01:40:40,703
we are proud to be the whisk

1974
01:40:40,877 --> 01:40:42,574
to your child's
precious cream...

1975
01:40:42,748 --> 01:40:44,881
[CREATURE CONTINUES GROWLING]

1976
01:40:45,055 --> 01:40:50,278
...as they prepare to make
themselves felt in the world.

1977
01:40:50,452 --> 01:40:53,324
At Slaughterhouse,
you will find family

1978
01:40:53,498 --> 01:40:56,371
that is ready
to fight for you.

1979
01:40:56,545 --> 01:41:00,549
Cry "per caedes ad astra."

1980
01:41:00,723 --> 01:41:04,901
"Through slaughter
to immortality."

1981
01:41:19,263 --> 01:41:21,135
[♪♪♪]

1982
01:42:16,842 --> 01:42:18,409
[♪♪♪]