1 00:00:12,011 --> 00:00:15,101 [Alexa] It was weird, but now that people thought Katie had cancer, 2 00:00:15,181 --> 00:00:16,471 nobody thought I did. 3 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:18,438 It's not like I wanted to take advantage of it, 4 00:00:18,518 --> 00:00:21,438 but what's the point in them thinking we both have cancer, right? 5 00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:24,822 Here, Katie. I got you a candle. 6 00:00:24,899 --> 00:00:26,569 It smells like birthday cake. 7 00:00:26,651 --> 00:00:28,111 [sniffs] 8 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:29,284 [exhales] 9 00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:30,952 Oh. Uh... Um... 10 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:32,161 [chuckles] Thanks. 11 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:35,910 [sighs] Thanks for not ratting me out. I couldn't handle those pitying looks. 12 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:37,664 I-It's not that bad. 13 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:40,286 Really? Not even the concerned head tilt? 14 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:42,080 "How are you, Katie?" 15 00:00:42,917 --> 00:00:44,417 How are you, Katie? 16 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:46,838 Hannah, you know I don't have cancer. 17 00:00:46,921 --> 00:00:48,301 I know. 18 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:50,631 But I don't want people to think I don't care. 19 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:52,971 [exclaims loudly] You're my hero! 20 00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:57,972 Doesn't it drive you nuts that people treat you differently? 21 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:00,385 Not that differently. 22 00:01:01,686 --> 00:01:03,096 OK, who cares? 23 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:06,358 In the meantime, I'm getting my holiday shopping done early. 24 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:08,401 Merry Christmas, Grandma. 25 00:01:09,861 --> 00:01:12,031 [fanfare recording playing] 26 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:16,828 Attention, students. 27 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:19,700 For those of you who don't know me, I'm Ms. Rogers. 28 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:24,628 And I'm excited to announce auditions are tomorrow for the fall play. 29 00:01:24,709 --> 00:01:28,549 Have you noticed? Love is in the air. 30 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:29,670 For me, anyway. 31 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:32,756 His name is Scott. Not that it's anyone's business. 32 00:01:33,384 --> 00:01:35,684 And it's inspired me to choose 33 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:38,722 Romeo and Juliet. 34 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:39,807 That's right. 35 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:43,521 We are going to William shake it up a bit. 36 00:01:44,103 --> 00:01:48,363 [in British accent] Until then, good morrow, my lords and ladies. 37 00:01:48,858 --> 00:01:50,278 -[Katie gasps] -Aw! 38 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:52,240 Do you remember the last play that we were in? 39 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:54,360 Oh, yeah. Beauty and the Beast. 40 00:01:54,447 --> 00:01:57,237 You were Belle and I was a dancing fork. 41 00:01:57,325 --> 00:01:58,825 [laughs] You were an awesome fork. 42 00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:01,200 I've always wanted to play Juliet. 43 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:04,417 Well, it's a natural progression from fork to Juliet. 44 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:06,790 You should totally sign up. 45 00:02:06,876 --> 00:02:08,496 Yeah, I-I'm going to. 46 00:02:08,586 --> 00:02:11,836 And this time I won't have to dance around with a meatball on my head. 47 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,836 I don't know. It's Ms. Rogers. 48 00:02:14,926 --> 00:02:17,966 Last year she made everyone in The Sound of Music a vampire. 49 00:02:18,054 --> 00:02:22,314 Oh, yeah. The hills were alive, but everyone else was dead, so... 50 00:02:23,726 --> 00:02:25,846 ♪ I've got you ♪ 51 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:29,653 ♪ When I can't take it any longer ♪ 52 00:02:29,732 --> 00:02:31,942 ♪ You make me feel stronger ♪ 53 00:02:32,026 --> 00:02:34,026 ♪ I've got you ♪ 54 00:02:34,529 --> 00:02:35,949 ♪ When I can't take it ♪ 55 00:02:36,030 --> 00:02:38,450 ♪ You make it so much better ♪ 56 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:40,543 ♪ We'll do this together ♪ 57 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:46,705 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh, we'll do this together ♪ 58 00:02:47,208 --> 00:02:48,958 ♪ I've got you ♪ 59 00:02:49,043 --> 00:02:51,173 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 60 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:53,384 ♪ We'll do this together ♪ 61 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:55,837 Hey, guys! I'm ho-- 62 00:02:57,010 --> 00:03:00,180 Who left their dirty dishes out from breakfast? 63 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:01,929 Oh, I did. 64 00:03:03,474 --> 00:03:04,604 [Jack] Sorry, Mom! 65 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:07,018 Just make sure it doesn't happen again, buster. 66 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:10,396 -Hey, Mom. -Hey, sweetie. How was school? 67 00:03:10,481 --> 00:03:13,481 Great! I signed up to audition for the fall play. 68 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:15,238 That's fantastic! 69 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:18,700 Did I ever tell you that I was once in a production of My Fair Lady? 70 00:03:19,198 --> 00:03:21,778 [in Cockney accent] Had a bit of a Cockney accent, I did. 71 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:24,584 Yeah. Yeah, I'm not doing that. 72 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:27,670 I am going over to Alexa's to work on my audition. 73 00:03:28,124 --> 00:03:30,594 -Sorry guv'nor, you're supposed to watch-- -Mom, Mom. 74 00:03:32,086 --> 00:03:34,506 You're supposed to watch Jack. I have to go to school. 75 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:36,629 But, no, I can't concentrate with him around. 76 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:38,046 He's quiet as a mouse. 77 00:03:38,134 --> 00:03:39,894 [loud clattering upstairs] 78 00:03:42,096 --> 00:03:43,096 [clattering stops] 79 00:03:43,806 --> 00:03:45,806 [clattering resumes] 80 00:03:46,809 --> 00:03:48,849 Well, that was unfortunate timing. [chuckles] 81 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:52,318 All right, you just focus on doing what you need to do 82 00:03:52,398 --> 00:03:55,068 and I will figure it out, because that is what moms do. 83 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:56,738 -Thank you! -Mm-hmm. 84 00:03:57,612 --> 00:03:58,662 [mutters] Oh, God. 85 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,202 I need a mom. 86 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:06,696 [gasps] "But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? 87 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:09,418 'Tis the east, and Juliet is the sun." 88 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:11,249 [giggles] It's so exciting! 89 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:13,134 Well, yeah, I have to get cast first. 90 00:04:13,211 --> 00:04:15,671 Oh, I saw your fork. You're getting this part! 91 00:04:16,714 --> 00:04:17,724 Hi, honey. 92 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:23,469 That was close. When she gets like that, she starts singing Katy Perry songs. 93 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:25,062 I'm not afraid to roar. 94 00:04:27,558 --> 00:04:30,058 Let's get started. [clears throat] I'll be Romeo. 95 00:04:30,144 --> 00:04:31,604 Oh, but I'm not ready to just-- 96 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:33,018 I'm already in character. 97 00:04:34,315 --> 00:04:36,815 "Shall I hear more or shall I speak at this?" 98 00:04:36,901 --> 00:04:38,071 Wait! Wait! 99 00:04:38,486 --> 00:04:40,986 I-I always get nervous before auditions. 100 00:04:41,572 --> 00:04:42,572 And uh... 101 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:43,907 This is going to sound silly, 102 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:47,662 but remember when we used to do our plays in front of your stuffed animals? 103 00:04:47,745 --> 00:04:48,905 Yeah. 104 00:04:49,163 --> 00:04:51,673 They were just always so supportive. 105 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:55,669 Oh, except for that big bunny with the judgmental eye. 106 00:04:55,753 --> 00:04:58,133 Mm. Bernard. 107 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:02,086 What happened to our little buddies, anyway? 108 00:05:02,176 --> 00:05:06,556 [scoffs] Well, you know, obviously I outgrew them. 109 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:09,179 [chuckles] You know, at a certain point you say, 110 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:12,147 "What am I doing with a bunch of stuffed animals at my age?" 111 00:05:12,228 --> 00:05:14,478 [Alexa laughs] 112 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:15,944 [Alexa gasps] 113 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:18,441 They came home! 114 00:05:19,068 --> 00:05:20,698 [knocking at door] 115 00:05:23,364 --> 00:05:24,784 Hey, Lucas. 116 00:05:25,199 --> 00:05:27,039 So, I forgot what we agreed on. 117 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:28,868 Uh... Eight dollars an hour, right? 118 00:05:28,953 --> 00:05:29,953 I think we said ten. 119 00:05:30,371 --> 00:05:32,291 Right. Right. 120 00:05:32,373 --> 00:05:34,463 Well, I feel lucky 121 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:37,502 that such a fine young man is available to be with Jack. 122 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:39,844 I mean, you know, he thinks the world of you. 123 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:41,590 We all do. 124 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:45,341 Thanks. It's still ten. 125 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,180 [chuckles] All right. 126 00:05:48,264 --> 00:05:50,274 But I know how many corn dogs are in the freezer. 127 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:54,188 Lucas! I knew I heard your voice. 128 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:56,110 Hey, bud. Thought we would hang out tonight. 129 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:58,729 Really? You got my text about hanging out? 130 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:01,282 -You have a phone? -Not a real one. 131 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:03,450 That's why I'm surprised you got my text. 132 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:06,276 Well, we're hanging out now. 133 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:08,786 Like best friends? 134 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:09,868 Sure. 135 00:06:09,952 --> 00:06:11,752 OK, OK! Let's play Pokémon. 136 00:06:11,829 --> 00:06:14,289 No, ride bikes. No, build a fort! 137 00:06:14,373 --> 00:06:16,503 I know, lightsaber fight. 138 00:06:16,959 --> 00:06:18,839 [sighs] I am Obi-Wan Kenobi. 139 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,460 I can control your mind. 140 00:06:26,302 --> 00:06:27,642 How about we just chill? 141 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:31,313 So... 142 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:32,808 this is chilling? 143 00:06:33,434 --> 00:06:34,444 Yep. 144 00:06:35,978 --> 00:06:37,478 Chilling's kind of quiet. 145 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:40,265 Could be quieter. 146 00:06:42,151 --> 00:06:46,571 "That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet; 147 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:50,156 so Romeo would, were he not Romeo called, 148 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:54,413 retain that dear perfection which he owes without that title." 149 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:58,705 Whoa, Katie! That was really good. 150 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:00,173 [chuckles] Was it? 151 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:01,633 Well, don't take my word for it. 152 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:03,672 Listen to them. 153 00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:07,636 Go, Katie! Yes! 154 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:10,846 I could get this. 155 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:15,020 Oh, my gosh! They're rushing the stage! 156 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,230 Are we done chilling? 157 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:22,282 Not yet, bud. 158 00:07:22,358 --> 00:07:24,438 A lot of people stop chilling when it gets boring, 159 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:29,027 so they never really hang in there to achieve a true state of... chill. 160 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:34,905 I can't believe I'm going to say this, but... 161 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:37,415 it's my bedtime. 162 00:07:38,916 --> 00:07:39,916 Uh-huh. 163 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:41,091 [door opens] 164 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:42,711 Hey. 165 00:07:43,212 --> 00:07:45,132 Oh. Lucas? 166 00:07:45,214 --> 00:07:46,594 Uh... [chuckles] 167 00:07:46,674 --> 00:07:48,014 W-What are you doing here? 168 00:07:48,092 --> 00:07:49,302 I'm watching Jack. 169 00:07:49,385 --> 00:07:50,505 Uh... 170 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:52,215 Oh. So where is he? 171 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:54,970 Hard to say. 172 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:58,558 So... [chuckles] 173 00:07:58,644 --> 00:07:59,654 Wow. 174 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:01,730 Here we are. 175 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:05,818 Alexa says you're going out for the school play. 176 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:09,862 Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah. It's, uh... It's Romeo and Juliet. 177 00:08:09,947 --> 00:08:14,157 You know, the story of two teenagers who are madly in love 178 00:08:14,243 --> 00:08:15,703 but can't be together. 179 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:18,163 It's a tragedy. 180 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:23,168 -You know what I just realized? -Yes? 181 00:08:23,252 --> 00:08:24,382 You're here. 182 00:08:24,712 --> 00:08:25,552 I am. 183 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:27,257 I can go home! 184 00:08:30,259 --> 00:08:32,759 [laughs] Yeah, let's do this again! 185 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:42,517 "What is Montague? 186 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:44,605 It is not hand nor foot..." 187 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:47,490 [performs vocal exercises] 188 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:51,034 Here we go! 189 00:08:51,113 --> 00:08:54,703 See Juliet; be Juliet. 190 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,445 Hey, you're gonna go out there and do great. 191 00:08:58,162 --> 00:09:01,002 I hope so. Gosh, I really want this. 192 00:09:02,124 --> 00:09:03,834 [performs vocal exercises] 193 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:05,128 "What's in a name? 194 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:08,801 That which we call a rose by any other word would smell as sweet." 195 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:10,421 [sighs] I nailed it. 196 00:09:11,425 --> 00:09:14,215 -That was good, Vanessa. -I know, right? 197 00:09:15,471 --> 00:09:16,641 [cell phone dings] 198 00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:17,562 Scott! 199 00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:19,885 He wants to have dinner tonight. 200 00:09:20,601 --> 00:09:24,021 The horn has sounded, the pursuit is on. 201 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:25,862 Dare I open my heart? 202 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:27,650 I don't know. I'm 14. 203 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:30,360 Right. 204 00:09:30,861 --> 00:09:34,201 OK, next up we have Katie Cooper reading for Juliet. 205 00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:36,122 Oh, Cancer Girl's reading for Juliet? 206 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:38,580 Why did we even show up? She's totally gonna get it. 207 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:42,252 -[Ms. Rogers] Katie Cooper? -I-I'm Coopie Kater. 208 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:45,962 Uh... Uh... Juliet. Uh... 209 00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:48,002 "What is Montague? 210 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:50,257 It is not hand, nor foot... 211 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:52,591 nor..." 212 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:54,389 [Katie groans] 213 00:09:54,468 --> 00:09:55,548 Come on! 214 00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:58,468 Um... 215 00:09:58,556 --> 00:09:59,516 OK. 216 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,729 "That which we call a flower 217 00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:04,809 by any other word would still smell, right? 218 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:08,321 So Romeo would still totally, totally be Romeo, 219 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:09,439 you know, even if... 220 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:13,244 You know, I don't care what my family says. I love Romeo!" 221 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:14,361 Huzzah! 222 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:19,044 -Everyone, I think we've found our Juliet! -What? 223 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:20,488 -What? -What? 224 00:10:21,203 --> 00:10:23,623 You are Juliet. 225 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:28,287 Coopie, your raw potential... 226 00:10:28,836 --> 00:10:31,256 and my minor in drama... 227 00:10:32,256 --> 00:10:35,716 Wow. Wow. Thank you so much. I will not let you down. 228 00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:37,892 Oh, my God! Juliet! 229 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:39,430 I'm Juliet! 230 00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:41,180 How did that happen? 231 00:10:41,265 --> 00:10:42,845 I don't know. Just keep walking. 232 00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:48,559 Hey, Lex. What do you think? 233 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:51,687 Flop left or flop right? 234 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,148 Life's full of tough choices. 235 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:57,487 -Is Mom home? -No. 236 00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:58,912 -Is Dad? -No. 237 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:00,450 I'm here. 238 00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:02,078 [groans] All right. 239 00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:06,332 [sighs] So, Katie went out for Juliet today. 240 00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:07,285 Oh? 241 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:08,575 And she did terrible! 242 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,748 -Oh. -But she still got the part! 243 00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:14,046 -Oh! Who's missing Mom and Dad now? -Still me. 244 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:18,932 I'm worried she got the part because people think she has cancer. 245 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:22,471 It's my biggest fear: that people would give me things I didn't earn. 246 00:11:22,556 --> 00:11:24,556 And now that's happening to Katie. 247 00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:25,982 But what am I supposed to do? 248 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:28,440 If I tell people, the same thing's gonna happen to me. 249 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:31,361 If I don't, I'll feel guilty for letting it happen to Katie. 250 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:34,239 Uh... Mom will be home soon. 251 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,318 Yeah, you're right. 252 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:40,782 Katie said she was fine, so I shouldn't even be worrying about this. 253 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:43,618 -It's gonna be OK. -Thanks. 254 00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:46,042 Oh. Uh... I was talking to my hair. 255 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:53,671 Hey, honey! 256 00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:55,801 How did the audition go? 257 00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,631 I didn't get a text from you. 258 00:11:57,716 --> 00:12:02,296 But from the look on your face, I can tell that it was good... 259 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,178 Bad... 260 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:05,345 Good... 261 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,273 Can you just tell me? I had a really long day. 262 00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:10,097 -I'm Juliet. -Really? 263 00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:11,977 Wait, why? Do you think I shouldn't have? 264 00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:15,690 Of course you should have gotten it! I'm so proud of you! 265 00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:18,784 Thanks! Yeah, rehearsals start tomorrow. 266 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,743 I need to find a babysitter again? 267 00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:23,579 I need to find a babysitter again! 268 00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:28,075 I just heard! Oh! 269 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:29,674 Congratulations! 270 00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:33,248 [with increasing volume] Today Juliet, tomorrow Broadway, then an Oscar. 271 00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:36,125 [laughs] Sorry, I just had an espresso. 272 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:40,798 Now, this is going to be a lot of work, but you're going to have such a good time. 273 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,635 Oh! Oh, that reminds me. 274 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:45,640 They need our parents to sign up to help out with the production. 275 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:49,483 "Set construction, costumes, rehearsal snacks." 276 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:50,560 Um... 277 00:12:50,644 --> 00:12:54,904 Where are the options for tired but otherwise delightful single moms? 278 00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:59,072 Oh, I used to love doing all the costumes for Alexa's productions. 279 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,030 The King and I was a favorite. 280 00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:02,780 I still get compliments. 281 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:03,865 [chuckles] 282 00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:07,577 -You did a great job. -Oh, fantastic. Beautiful. 283 00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:08,661 Thank you. 284 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:10,285 So, any chance-- 285 00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:11,712 Oh, I'd love to! 286 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,878 Oh, you know, I was actually saying that I was feeling left out 287 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:18,010 that Alexa wasn't in it this year, so... count me in! 288 00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:19,508 -Thank you. -Yeah! 289 00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:21,010 This will be fun, right? 290 00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:25,101 I mean, Juliet may be doomed, but nobody's going to call her wardrobe a tragedy. 291 00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:27,179 [chuckles] 292 00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:38,437 Hey! Excuse me! 293 00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:40,276 I'm stuck! 294 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:45,994 -Oh, good. Alexa, my skirt-- -I hope Katie's rehearsals go well. 295 00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,405 If you could just maybe-- 296 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:51,083 Because she needs to know that she deserves this role because she's good. 297 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:52,163 Do you have scissors? 298 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:54,918 Otherwise, how will she know she earned it? 299 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,340 I don't want her to live like that, always wondering. 300 00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:00,210 -Even a jagged house key? -I've got to go. 301 00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:06,011 You deserve this. You deserve this. You deserve this. You deserve this. 302 00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:07,425 Hey. H-How are you feeling? 303 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:08,723 I deserve this! 304 00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:12,890 Oh. I just... wanted to introduce myself. 305 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:15,597 -I'm Romeo. Ryan. Romeo. -Oh. 306 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,188 "What's in a name?" Am I right? 307 00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:21,526 Yeah, yeah. I-I'm sorry. I-I'm Katie. 308 00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:23,237 -Juliet. -I know, yeah. 309 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:24,200 [taunting whispers] 310 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:27,620 So I hope that you're not nervous about the kiss, because we do kiss later. 311 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,330 But as Romeo and Juliet. 312 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:32,367 I just wanted to let you know that I'll be a gentleman. 313 00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:33,834 Uh... What? Oh! 314 00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:35,754 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, me, too. 315 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:39,003 Um... I mean, I'll be a gentlewoman. 316 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:42,876 -So we'll both be gentle. -Mm. 317 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,140 Well um... Anon, milady! [chuckles] 318 00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:53,851 All right. I need my Romeo and Juliet. 319 00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:57,104 Wherefore art my Romeo and Juliet? 320 00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:01,190 It's a moonlit night at the Capulet villa 321 00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:04,645 as our star-crossed lovers rendezvous. 322 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:07,870 -And... act! -[Ryan] Uh... 323 00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:12,661 "Lady, by yonder blessed moon I vow... 324 00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:16,618 that tips with silver all these fruit-tree tops." 325 00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:21,419 -"Oh, swear not by the moon--" -Wait, wait. Something's missing. 326 00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:22,593 [boy] No joke. 327 00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:24,631 Vanessa should have been Juliet. 328 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:25,965 She's terrible at this. 329 00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:27,643 Vampires? 330 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:33,220 -[Ms. Rogers] Let's try it again, Katie. -What? Oh! Oh, OK. 331 00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:35,847 I think she gets distracted because of the cancer. 332 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,645 [girl] The show's ruined because of her. 333 00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:38,898 [murmuring continues] 334 00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:41,649 "Oh, swear not by the moon, 335 00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,902 the, uh, inconstant moon... 336 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,740 that monthly..." 337 00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:47,356 I'm gonna barf! 338 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,066 "I'm gonna barf"? I don't have that. 339 00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:50,986 Oh! Use the garbage can! Use the garbage can! 340 00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:53,325 -[Katie vomiting] -Oh, that is so close. 341 00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:01,289 Oh, good! Katie, my skirt is-- 342 00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:02,587 Oh, Hannah. 343 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:05,668 I just had the worst rehearsal. 344 00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:09,176 -If you could just maybe-- -All the talk started getting to me. 345 00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:11,053 But, you know, I-I know I'm good. 346 00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:14,256 -Do you have scissors or-- -It doesn't matter what people think. 347 00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:17,183 Right? Yeah, right. OK, I've got to go. 348 00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,774 Even a jagged house key? 349 00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:27,189 How's it going, buddy? 350 00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:29,276 I ate a bunch of nickels. 351 00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:30,363 Cool. 352 00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:36,285 Hey! 353 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,037 I thought this was going to be fun. 354 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:48,377 Hey, Jack, your mom called. 355 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:53,050 -What did she say? -She told me to give you a dart dinner! 356 00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:54,512 [Jack gasps] 357 00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:57,555 You started war with the Skrull warrior. 358 00:16:57,641 --> 00:16:58,981 There will be no mercy. 359 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,809 Yes! No mercy! Freedom for Earth! 360 00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,516 Skrulls forever! 361 00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:05,726 My force fields were up! 362 00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:09,528 Force fields only work on the second floor! 363 00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:12,411 There's a secret basement! We're on the second floor! 364 00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:14,276 -[Lucas yells] -[Jack screams] 365 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,754 -Hey! -Hey! Did class get out early? 366 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:21,618 Shh! I'm paying Lucas through the hour. I have 15 more minutes of me time. 367 00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:25,419 Me time? Ooh! I could really go for a glass of me time. 368 00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:29,258 Oh, thank you for covering me for the wardrobe. 369 00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:30,419 I feel so guilty. 370 00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:34,467 Oh, honey, you're a single mom who's struggling with work and school. 371 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,313 -You're an inspiration-- -Is that mine? 372 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,598 So, you want to sew a hem? 373 00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:43,104 -I do not. -Mm, yeah. 374 00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:46,402 Yeah, me neither. Hmm. Let the kid trip. 375 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,781 I totally got you! You're dead! 376 00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,861 Now I'm a cyborg! I can't die! 377 00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:54,276 You two are having fun. 378 00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:56,204 Yeah! Lucas is the best! 379 00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:58,293 I cannot thank you enough, Lucas. 380 00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:00,118 You are a lifesaver. 381 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:02,622 Wait. 382 00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:05,002 You were babysitting me? 383 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,746 I thought we were hanging out. 384 00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:10,878 We are. 385 00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:12,875 You don't have to pay me. 386 00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:16,595 I'm just hanging out with Jack because... he's my friend. 387 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:20,023 That is so swee-- 388 00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,192 Hanging out with you is awesome. 389 00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:29,395 Seriously? 390 00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:30,855 Hyperspeed! 391 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:33,033 I'll chase you to the end of the universe! 392 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:34,529 [Jack] Ow! 393 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:35,863 [Lori laughs] 394 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,158 Oh, wow. The end of the universe. 395 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,700 You know, that could take a while. 396 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,696 -I'm in no hurry. Now it's free. -Yeah. 397 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:43,998 [both laugh] 398 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,800 -Oh, hey. -Hey. 399 00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:52,088 I know that you had a rough day yesterday, 400 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:55,592 but just don't forget, before all the whispering started, 401 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:56,886 we saw how great you were. 402 00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:58,184 We? 403 00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:03,808 Oh, Bernard came! 404 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:06,149 Oh, and he hates riding in cars. 405 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,185 Hey, thanks. 406 00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:19,737 Uh... I don't want you to think the kiss is the only thing on my mind. It... 407 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,537 You know what? I will see you up kiss. 408 00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:26,751 Up there! There. I... [laughs] 409 00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:28,499 [groans] I... 410 00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:33,170 Hey. Hey. Uh... You know, I thought about it, 411 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:36,625 and it doesn't really matter if it's a good production. 412 00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,837 Making you Juliet was the right thing to do. 413 00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:41,600 Have a great rehearsal. 414 00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:52,398 [Katie] Uh... 415 00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:54,815 Oh. What? 416 00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,362 No, I didn't even do anything. 417 00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:58,571 Please stop it. 418 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,072 Stop it! 419 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,620 Stop it! 420 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:05,119 Stop it! 421 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,035 I quit! 422 00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:08,752 [applause stops] 423 00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:10,002 Katie, wait! 424 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:11,247 Katie! 425 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,672 Katie, wait! Don't quit. 426 00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,915 Now I know why you don't want anyone to know. 427 00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:20,798 It is hard to believe in yourself when nobody's being real. 428 00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:24,005 I-I thought I was good, but I guess I was wrong. 429 00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:25,097 No. 430 00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,016 You were great. 431 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,477 I know what's real, and they need to know, too. 432 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:34,784 Alexa? 433 00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,859 -Is everything all right? -No. 434 00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:43,075 [Alexa clears throat] 435 00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:45,082 OK. 436 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:48,120 We all know about this rumor that a girl in our class is sick. 437 00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,831 I know some of you think that girl's Katie. 438 00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:56,545 And I know some of you think she got the part because she has cancer. 439 00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:59,303 You have cancer? 440 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,223 I had no idea. 441 00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:03,721 I've been kind of focused on Scott. 442 00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:06,274 -He's my boyfriend-- -Katie doesn't have cancer! 443 00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,477 She shaved her head for me. 444 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,356 I'm the girl with cancer. 445 00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:17,941 [onlookers gasp] 446 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:19,780 [Alexa] The secret was out. 447 00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:22,031 I was officially Cancer Girl. 448 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,741 Bring on the scented candles. 449 00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:29,504 [upbeat theme music plays] 450 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:37,378 ♪ Hey! ♪ 451 00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:49,434 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 452 00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:54,227 ♪ I've got you ♪ 453 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,443 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 454 00:21:56,523 --> 00:21:59,443 ♪ We'll do this together ♪