1 00:00:12,011 --> 00:00:14,011 "Oh, happy dagger! 2 00:00:14,639 --> 00:00:16,679 This is thy sheath. 3 00:00:16,766 --> 00:00:20,016 There rust, and let me die!" 4 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:22,193 [groans] 5 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:25,113 -That was great! -[sighs] Thank you. 6 00:00:26,234 --> 00:00:27,994 Thank you very much. 7 00:00:28,069 --> 00:00:30,029 You have a slice of cheese on your forehead. 8 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:34,409 Uh... Well, flowers are traditional, 9 00:00:34,492 --> 00:00:36,292 but I'll accept cheese. 10 00:00:37,954 --> 00:00:39,414 [Alexa] Now that I had outed myself 11 00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:41,877 and people knew Katie earned the role of Juliet, 12 00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:43,288 she was doing great. 13 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:45,666 My life was a little more complicated. 14 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:48,131 Ah, the useless-gift parade has begun. 15 00:00:48,506 --> 00:00:49,876 I got a sympathy fish. 16 00:00:50,383 --> 00:00:51,763 Say hello to Ricardo. 17 00:00:53,511 --> 00:00:55,851 I liked this a lot better when it was happening to you. 18 00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:58,481 Oh, I love goldfish. 19 00:00:58,558 --> 00:00:59,638 He's all yours. 20 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:04,023 Sorry, Ricardo. It's not you, it's me. 21 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:07,107 [announcer] Attention, students. 22 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:09,902 A reminder that yearbook pictures are this Friday. 23 00:01:09,986 --> 00:01:12,566 Ooh! Yearbook photos! OK, that will cheer you up. 24 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:16,913 Also, a shout-out to freshman Alexa Mendoza 25 00:01:16,993 --> 00:01:18,583 from all of us at Kennedy High. 26 00:01:18,953 --> 00:01:22,083 We just want you to know that we're thinking of you every day. 27 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:24,884 Stay strong, Alexa Mendoza. 28 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:26,962 Stay strong. 29 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:28,757 Could I stand out any more? 30 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:31,215 Thanks. 31 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:33,932 Well, at least I have a prom date. 32 00:01:34,010 --> 00:01:35,300 [laughter] 33 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:39,473 ♪ I've got you ♪ 34 00:01:40,308 --> 00:01:43,228 ♪ When I can't take it any longer ♪ 35 00:01:43,311 --> 00:01:45,561 ♪ You make me feel stronger ♪ 36 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:47,647 ♪ I've got you ♪ 37 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,438 ♪ When I can't take it ♪ 38 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:52,066 ♪ You make it so much better ♪ 39 00:01:52,153 --> 00:01:54,163 ♪ We'll do this together ♪ 40 00:01:55,740 --> 00:02:00,330 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh, we'll do this together ♪ 41 00:02:00,745 --> 00:02:02,575 ♪ I've got you ♪ 42 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:04,794 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 43 00:02:04,874 --> 00:02:06,964 ♪ We'll do this together ♪ 44 00:02:08,044 --> 00:02:09,054 [Alexa sighs] 45 00:02:12,173 --> 00:02:14,973 -What's wrong? -I don't know if I want my picture taken. 46 00:02:15,051 --> 00:02:17,891 What? You have to, OK? It goes in the yearbook. 47 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:18,971 Exactly. 48 00:02:19,055 --> 00:02:21,765 Fifty years from now, everyone will be pointing me to grandkids, 49 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:23,480 saying, "That's the sick girl." 50 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:26,520 [sighs] I want to be remembered as me, 51 00:02:26,604 --> 00:02:28,904 but no one sees me as me. 52 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:31,112 Uh-oh! Gwenny Thompson alert! 53 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:33,653 Yes! Gwenny Thompson hates me. 54 00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:35,696 She's incapable of feeling sorry for me. 55 00:02:35,780 --> 00:02:37,950 I know she'll treat me like I'm me. 56 00:02:38,032 --> 00:02:39,032 Bring it on, Gwenny! 57 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:40,537 -Alexa. -[gasps] 58 00:02:42,787 --> 00:02:43,907 Gwenny. 59 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:46,119 What a breath of foul air. 60 00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:49,377 Aw! I love that you still have your spirit, happy girl. 61 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:53,460 [grunts] What is she doing? Did you put something on my back? 62 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:55,008 Did you put something on my back? 63 00:02:55,091 --> 00:02:58,641 [laughs] Oh, I know we've had our differences in the past, 64 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:02,270 but your heroic journey changes everything. 65 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:04,348 No, it changes nothing! 66 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:05,644 Everything is the same. 67 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:07,309 You know what you are? 68 00:03:08,354 --> 00:03:11,274 You're a fighter. #HereForYou. 69 00:03:14,485 --> 00:03:16,815 -[Alexa] That was horrible. -[Katie] That was so nice! 70 00:03:20,950 --> 00:03:22,370 [Alexa grunts] 71 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:28,416 -Hi, honey. -Big game tonight. 72 00:03:28,499 --> 00:03:29,579 But we have dinner plans. 73 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:32,303 I'm kidding! [laughs] 74 00:03:32,795 --> 00:03:35,625 I know, "Nobody talks to Dave during the game." 75 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:40,972 I love you, hon, but it's the play-offs. Remember how I got last year? 76 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,184 [Dave chuckles] 77 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:48,142 Oh, I'm sorry. I was practicing not talking to you. 78 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:50,562 What's that? 79 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:53,317 Oh, someone dropped off a cookie basket for Alexa. 80 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:54,439 [Dave sniffs] 81 00:03:54,525 --> 00:03:56,775 Mm! That smell is driving me crazy. 82 00:03:56,861 --> 00:03:58,861 [gasps] Oh, and they're still warm. 83 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:02,696 But we probably shouldn't open it until Alexa gets home. 84 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:03,992 No. 85 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:06,498 Definitely not. 86 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:13,500 But, you know, if one happened to fall out of the basket by accident... 87 00:04:14,128 --> 00:04:15,708 By accident. 88 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:18,507 [Dave grunts] 89 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:21,969 [Lori grunts] 90 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:25,722 [gasps] Oh! 91 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:27,227 Oh, that's such a shame. 92 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:28,308 Unfortunate. 93 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:29,733 -Yeah. -I split, you pick? 94 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:30,651 Yeah. 95 00:04:30,728 --> 00:04:31,768 [both laugh] 96 00:04:31,854 --> 00:04:33,024 [Lori] Oh, thanks. Oh. 97 00:04:33,481 --> 00:04:34,321 Hi, sweetie. 98 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,322 -You got a gift basket. -Mm. 99 00:04:39,195 --> 00:04:41,275 -We're thinking of you while we eat. -Mm-hmm. 100 00:04:42,323 --> 00:04:44,533 Cookies? Where does it end? 101 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:47,287 Hey, no one sent me a cookie basket when I had cancer. 102 00:04:48,746 --> 00:04:50,246 Uh... Who's it from? 103 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:54,042 From Gwenny? 104 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,337 [cookie thuds] 105 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:57,552 No! 106 00:04:57,630 --> 00:04:59,220 Now she's in my house! 107 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:02,970 -This basket is from Gwenny Thompson? -Mm. 108 00:05:03,052 --> 00:05:06,722 You didn't tell me that! That's the girl who egged our house last year. 109 00:05:07,598 --> 00:05:08,678 I forgive her. 110 00:05:10,768 --> 00:05:13,268 [sighs] I'm tossing these. They're almost out of air. 111 00:05:13,354 --> 00:05:14,654 No, they're not. [gasps] 112 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:16,521 Yeah. No, I see it now. 113 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:22,989 The world is round, Harry Styles secretly wants to marry me, 114 00:05:23,072 --> 00:05:24,782 and Gwenny Thompson hates me. 115 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:27,083 These are the things we can count on. 116 00:05:27,618 --> 00:05:30,458 She's disrupted the balance of the universe. 117 00:05:30,538 --> 00:05:34,128 Uh... I thought Harry Styles wanted to secretly marry me. 118 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:36,709 He secretly just thinks of you as a friend. 119 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,591 You know, you could finally put this silly feud to rest. 120 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:42,553 If Gwenny's being nice to you, 121 00:05:42,633 --> 00:05:44,433 you could try being nice to Gwenny. 122 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:47,676 No, I can't do it. 123 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:52,560 It's not that she's being nice to me, it's why she's being nice to me. 124 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:57,016 "Your heroic journey changes everything." She's the worst! 125 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:01,191 [Katie] Whoa. Fine. Look, forget Gwenny. 126 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:04,026 OK, let's move on to what we're wearing for our photos. 127 00:06:04,113 --> 00:06:05,823 -So, do I wear my-- -Your red shirt. 128 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:07,777 No question. You just look good in red. 129 00:06:08,367 --> 00:06:09,697 I feel like that's true, 130 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:12,496 but it's always nice to hear someone else say it. 131 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:16,496 So, I decided I am gonna take my school photo. 132 00:06:16,584 --> 00:06:17,594 Oh, good. 133 00:06:17,668 --> 00:06:20,378 I just need to find something that says who I am. 134 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:21,803 Bald says, "I'm sick," 135 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:23,801 scarf says, "I'm covering up I'm sick," 136 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:26,143 and beanie says the same thing, but with more style. 137 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:29,006 [gasps] Ooh! Should I wear a beanie? 138 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:31,387 I feel like we kind of moved on from your look. 139 00:06:33,434 --> 00:06:35,354 So, I guess I'll just wear the wig, then. 140 00:06:35,436 --> 00:06:37,806 It's not really me, but it's the closest I'll get. 141 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:42,145 I'm a good-looking guy, right? 142 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:45,861 Well, I mean, I never really thought about it... 143 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:48,736 but... yeah. 144 00:06:51,702 --> 00:06:53,002 Right. 145 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,579 But my school photos, 146 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:56,294 every year they're awful. 147 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:59,665 Grades first through ten. It isn't pretty. 148 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:01,668 Even though I am. 149 00:07:02,421 --> 00:07:05,381 I don't think you could take a bad pic-- Ah! Whoa! 150 00:07:05,466 --> 00:07:06,836 Why are you smiling like that? 151 00:07:08,052 --> 00:07:09,392 That's my picture smile. 152 00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:13,680 [chuckles] It's somewhere between, "Who farted?" and, "I have to fart." 153 00:07:15,184 --> 00:07:17,654 I cannot have another busted yearbook photo. 154 00:07:17,728 --> 00:07:19,898 Help me test new smiles I've been working on. 155 00:07:20,314 --> 00:07:21,484 Sure. 156 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,776 Oh, yes! 157 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:28,112 Ooh! These look so good! 158 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:30,623 Ooh, you're gonna love that one. 159 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,870 Yeah, and great. 160 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:33,952 And we're done. 161 00:07:34,662 --> 00:07:36,792 Ooh! So, how did they turn out? 162 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:38,833 [chuckles] They were all selfies of me. 163 00:07:40,084 --> 00:07:41,754 And they were super cute. 164 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:43,800 [Lucas] Hey! 165 00:07:46,215 --> 00:07:48,675 [commentator] Welcome to Wrigley Field for today's... 166 00:07:48,759 --> 00:07:51,219 OK! Game time! 167 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,854 Let's go, Nats! 168 00:07:52,930 --> 00:07:53,970 Cubs are going down! 169 00:07:54,056 --> 00:07:55,216 ...and the Chicago Cubs. 170 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:59,398 Hi! Uh... I know it's last minute, but our TV broke. 171 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,939 Any chance we could watch the play-offs here? 172 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:03,443 Absolutely! Come on in. 173 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:06,609 Let's go, Cubs! Yeah! 174 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:07,704 [Jack grunts] 175 00:08:09,363 --> 00:08:11,783 I forgot how much better their TV is than ours. 176 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:13,783 It's like we're in Best Buy. 177 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:16,080 [Jennifer laughs] 178 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:18,002 Oh, homemade guacamole! 179 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,748 And are those mini crab cakes? 180 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:21,833 Ooh! [chuckles] 181 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:24,878 Uh... Lori, I forgot to talk to you about that thing. 182 00:08:27,548 --> 00:08:29,468 Why did you tell them they can watch with me? 183 00:08:30,801 --> 00:08:32,051 Oh, am I allowed to talk now? 184 00:08:35,681 --> 00:08:36,891 They're our friends. 185 00:08:36,974 --> 00:08:38,354 They're Cubs fans! 186 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:43,808 So you're gonna tell an eight-year-old boy he can't watch a baseball game? 187 00:08:44,982 --> 00:08:46,072 I was hoping you would. 188 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:49,819 Let's go, Cubbies! 189 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:52,374 Now, Jack, we're at the Mendozas' house, 190 00:08:52,448 --> 00:08:55,278 and if Dave wants to root for a team that is inferior in every way, 191 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:56,488 we have to respect that. 192 00:08:56,577 --> 00:08:57,577 [Dave chuckles] 193 00:08:58,079 --> 00:08:59,079 It's 0-1. 194 00:08:59,163 --> 00:09:01,213 Strike? Are you blind? 195 00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:03,920 [sighs] So, have you taken the TV into the shop, or-- 196 00:09:04,001 --> 00:09:05,091 Dave. 197 00:09:06,003 --> 00:09:07,923 [Dave sighs] 198 00:09:08,005 --> 00:09:09,295 This is nice. 199 00:09:13,469 --> 00:09:16,679 The janitor this morning asked me if the hallways were warm enough 200 00:09:16,764 --> 00:09:19,314 and then gave me a sweater from the lost-and-found. 201 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,942 It was nice and I kept it, but still... 202 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:23,687 I'm sorry. 203 00:09:23,771 --> 00:09:25,061 But on the plus side, 204 00:09:25,147 --> 00:09:27,107 now that people know why I shaved my head, 205 00:09:27,191 --> 00:09:28,571 I'm looking like a real hero. 206 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:30,568 -Alexa. -[gasps] 207 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:32,414 Gwenny. 208 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:35,575 How do you walk so quietly on those claws? 209 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:38,198 [laughs] LOL! I got you something. 210 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:41,581 -This had better be a bag of snakes. -You're so funny! 211 00:09:42,039 --> 00:09:45,459 I know how hard it must have been not being able to go out for basketball, 212 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:47,463 so I had this made for you. 213 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:49,127 We want you to remember... 214 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:52,505 you'll always be the point guard of our hearts. 215 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:57,603 -That's nice. -Nice? 216 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,270 It's a sympathy jersey! 217 00:09:59,348 --> 00:10:01,598 You're my enemy and I'm yours. 218 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:03,894 So do us both a favor: drop the act, 219 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:06,188 and just go back to your normal horrible self. 220 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,522 Aw! Poor thing. 221 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,318 Me being here is causing you stress, so I'll go. 222 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:12,532 Enjoy the jersey. 223 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,782 [scoffs] Yeah, I won't! 224 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:17,284 You know, i-it's stupid and I hate it! 225 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:19,326 [grunts] 226 00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:22,369 [grunts] 227 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:26,129 What is this thing made of? 228 00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:27,667 [Alexa sighs] 229 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:31,763 I need some part of my school life to be normal, 230 00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:33,719 and that part is going to be Gwenny. 231 00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:37,428 -So you know what I'm gonna bring back? -Leg warmers? 232 00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:40,722 The prank war. 233 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:42,476 Oh, no, not the prank war. 234 00:10:42,558 --> 00:10:44,348 No, I'm doing Gwenny a favor. 235 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:46,435 OK, she's miserable being nice to me. 236 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:48,810 So now we have to think up a bunch of pranks? 237 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:50,358 [scoffs] "Think up"? 238 00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:56,446 OK. "Lucas pranks, Mom pranks." 239 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:58,320 -Oh, here, "Gwenny." -Oh, wait. 240 00:10:58,407 --> 00:11:00,907 [chuckles] Did I see my name on there? 241 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:03,832 That's... a different Katie. 242 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:16,343 [commentator] And with that infield hit, that puts the tying run in the hold... 243 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:19,299 But there are two outs here in the bottom of the ninth. 244 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:22,557 5-1, our score. Nationals are up by four. 245 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:25,140 Evers is now the runner in second base. Steinfeld... 246 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:27,726 Our guest would like another juice box. 247 00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:31,017 At the ballpark, they cut you off after the seventh inning. 248 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:33,775 Hey, Mom. 249 00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:35,688 Check out this new smile. 250 00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:37,528 I call it "October Chill." 251 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:41,993 Yeah, not your best. 252 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:43,948 Nice face. Who farted? 253 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:48,334 Honey, I just don't get it. 254 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:49,746 You're so handsome. 255 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:50,844 I know. 256 00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:54,378 [sighs] No matter what I do, I come out looking like some kind of forest animal. 257 00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:57,129 OK, well, you've got to keep working at it, 258 00:11:57,216 --> 00:12:01,006 because as you go through life, you need a special smile for every occasion. 259 00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:03,505 -Hmm. -This is my Christmas smile. 260 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,773 This is my roller coaster smile. 261 00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:14,613 That's right, Jack! How does it taste? 262 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:15,942 [laughs] 263 00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:19,905 And this is my "your father is fighting with an eight-year-old" smile. 264 00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:24,029 They do have the bases loaded. 265 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:27,535 Fastball... Swung on. It's up high. Is it gonna get... 266 00:12:27,621 --> 00:12:30,041 -Come on, come on, come on! -No, no, no! 267 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:31,584 And that will clear the bases! 268 00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:32,497 Yes! 269 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,125 Tying run on second! 270 00:12:34,211 --> 00:12:38,971 Evers has scored. Steinfeld has scored. Here comes Chance. 271 00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:41,839 And just like that, it's 5-4! 272 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:42,927 Now, Jack... 273 00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:45,638 Jack! 274 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,520 We talked about this. 275 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,520 We've been invited to watch the game here as guests of Dave. 276 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,943 -We should appreciate his generosity. -Thank you. 277 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,442 You're very welcome, and you're out of hummus. 278 00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:00,777 I-I'll just... I'll have a mini taco instead. 279 00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:04,867 He swings at the first pitch, a lazy fly ball to the right... 280 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:07,620 -Catch it! Catch it! Catch it! -It's going! It's going! 281 00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:09,713 -No! -Yes! 282 00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:11,328 [laughs] 283 00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:14,165 Whoo! That's the game, baby! 284 00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:16,881 Oh! Oh! Oh! 285 00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,802 Nats win! Nats win! 286 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:21,801 How does that feel, little man? Whoo! Whoo! 287 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:24,264 It burns! It bu-- [grunts] 288 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:25,925 You know, because the Nationals won. 289 00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:27,223 [laughs] 290 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:30,766 Yeah, you see, he's a Cubs fan, so, uh... 291 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:32,310 [exhales] 292 00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:37,937 All in good fun. Right, guy? [chuckles] 293 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:42,034 There's still a game five. 294 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,370 You're a grown man. 295 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:46,577 You should be ashamed of yourself. 296 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,880 See you tomorrow. Jack, get the door. 297 00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:07,467 OK. 298 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:09,465 I know her better than she knows herself. 299 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:12,517 The real Gwenny is still in there. We just have to pull her out. 300 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:21,530 [flatulence] 301 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:30,053 [sighs] A year ago, the whoopee cushion thing alone 302 00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:32,347 would have sent Gwenny into full-on revenge mode. 303 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:33,721 We need to turn up the heat. 304 00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:37,767 You're driving yourself crazy just to get Gwenny to be mean to you? 305 00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:40,523 Goldfish and teddy bears from strangers are one thing, 306 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,026 but kindness from Gwenny Thompson is wrong. 307 00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:44,855 It's just wrong. 308 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:49,865 My world has turned upside down and it's up to me to turn it right-side up. 309 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:51,616 OK. 310 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:54,661 Well, it sounds like you've got this figured out. 311 00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:57,998 [groans] And I'm back in. 312 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:06,378 What if Mrs. Calhoun finds out you kidnapped Murray from the science lab? 313 00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:10,264 A woman who names a tarantula has made an attachment. 314 00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:16,596 Whoa. You know Gwenny's combination? 315 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,981 You are a scary, scary woman. 316 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,440 [chuckles] Thank you. 317 00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,362 Gwenny's gonna kill you. 318 00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:29,992 I know! 319 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:32,122 And everything will feel normal again. 320 00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:34,199 -[bell rings] -Showtime! 321 00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:44,591 -Hey, Cameron. -Oh, hey, Gwenny. 322 00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:49,168 [locker opens] 323 00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,348 Dude, do not move! 324 00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:58,517 OK. Someone wants to keep the conversation going. 325 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:02,020 Imagine the biggest spider you've ever seen. 326 00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:05,821 Then imagine it on your shoulder, because that's what's happening. 327 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:10,571 [screams] 328 00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:14,408 [Alexa laughs] 329 00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:18,828 Good boy! Who's a good boy? 330 00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,115 Whoa. That is messed up. 331 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,208 I've got to go. 332 00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:29,796 You put a tarantula in my locker? 333 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,842 I did. What are you gonna do about it? 334 00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:33,465 I'm going to... 335 00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:37,394 remember that you are dealing with so much. 336 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:40,558 I'm on Team Alexa. 337 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,646 [sighs] What's the point? 338 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:50,032 Gwenny will never treat me the same way. Everyone just feels sorry for me. 339 00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:51,450 That's not true. 340 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,951 [Alexa] Oh, really? Look at my locker. 341 00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:56,243 Maybe this should be my yearbook photo. 342 00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,695 Come on, come on. Um... Let's try another prank. 343 00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,156 Just forget it. 344 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:01,996 [sighs] Alexa. 345 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:10,010 Gwenny! Gwenny, can't you please retaliate against Alexa? 346 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:13,929 Don't you think I want to? I can't be seen being mean to a girl with cancer! 347 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,300 What would people think of me? 348 00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,518 Oh, well, if it helps, 349 00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,228 not that many people like you. 350 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,980 [sighs] Come on, Gwenny. 351 00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:29,442 You've got to do something evil and awful. It will make you feel better. 352 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:31,359 I know. 353 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:33,284 Nope. 354 00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:37,782 I'm going to go home and steam my new dress for picture day tomorrow. 355 00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:39,786 Steaming things calms me. 356 00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:42,498 I can't control the world; I can control the wrinkles. 357 00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:48,337 I know how to bring back the old Gwenny, Murray. 358 00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:50,551 Murray? 359 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,255 OK, where did he go? 360 00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:55,006 OK, he couldn't have gone very far. 361 00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:57,176 Murray? 362 00:18:57,761 --> 00:18:58,801 Murray, buddy? 363 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:01,973 Oh, Murray? 364 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:04,517 Murray? 365 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:06,654 Murray? 366 00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:11,979 [commentator] And the dish is... grounded out towards short stop. 367 00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,607 -No! -[Jack cheers] 368 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:14,704 Jack. 369 00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:15,778 Dave. 370 00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:19,115 That was an unfortunate turn of events. 371 00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:22,831 [restrained] Woo hoo! 372 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,462 I think I solved my yearbook picture problem. 373 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:29,672 Oh, good! 374 00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:30,961 I'm not taking one. 375 00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:32,804 I just can't find the right smile. 376 00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,667 It's a shame that future people won't know what... 377 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:38,090 what this really looked like. 378 00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:42,926 OK. No, you're not giving up, all right? We're practicing right now. 379 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,845 All right. Give me your most beautiful smile. 380 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,020 OK. Honey, you're not even trying! 381 00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:51,734 Come on. Is this what you want to look like in your yearbook? 382 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:53,938 Yes! 383 00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:56,736 This is it. 384 00:19:57,529 --> 00:20:00,699 This look says, "I've got something on my mind." 385 00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:04,998 And what exactly is that? 386 00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:08,081 I have no idea. 387 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:11,417 Erikson pitches-- 388 00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:13,171 Oh, come on! 389 00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:16,173 That's gonna be out. Number 2, on the infield grass. 390 00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:17,336 Enjoying yourself? 391 00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:18,974 [hums tune] 392 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,681 How about we make this more fun? Want to bet an ice cream cone? 393 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,932 [chuckles] An ice cream cone? 394 00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:25,354 Lame-o! 395 00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:28,850 Oh, yeah, Cubs fan? What do you have in mind? 396 00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:30,346 Oh, I don't bet. [chuckles] 397 00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:31,944 Any more. 398 00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:34,188 I know. 399 00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:37,534 The loser has to paint his face the winning team's colors tomorrow. 400 00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:39,701 And keep it on the whole day. 401 00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:40,780 [chuckles] 402 00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:42,324 You'll look good in red and white. 403 00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:48,712 A base hit wins the series for the Nats. An out... 404 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,039 I can't watch! 405 00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:50,963 Oh, come on! 406 00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:52,631 Swung on looping line drive! 407 00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:53,999 Go! Go, go, go! 408 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,086 He's out! 409 00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:59,550 An amazing catch over the shoulder by Dwayne Woodard! I can't believe it! 410 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,513 The Cubs win the series! 411 00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:02,973 Aren't you gonna celebrate? 412 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:04,969 No. 413 00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:06,965 You've been a wonderful host. 414 00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:09,977 Let's go, Jack. Let's be gracious winners. 415 00:21:10,894 --> 00:21:13,364 -Thank you. -No, Dave, thank you. 416 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,240 [door opens and closes] 417 00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:19,818 [euphoric cheering] 418 00:21:19,903 --> 00:21:21,153 [Jack] Cubbies win! 419 00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:23,658 [both chanting] Cubs! Cubs! Cubs! 420 00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:25,780 [Jack] Whoo! We made it! 421 00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:27,697 [cheering continues] 422 00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:33,207 Gwenny is ready to break. 423 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,502 One more prank will push her over the edge. 424 00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:38,803 And I just need you to be my lookout. 425 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,800 Ooh! So, what's the prank? 426 00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:42,184 I... 427 00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:45,101 am going to destroy... 428 00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:47,175 Gwenny's picture-day dress. 429 00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:49,849 There! 430 00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:54,395 -That's it? -It won't tie at the top now! 431 00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:56,229 Bam! [chuckles] 432 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,725 OK, now I slip it back in her locker 433 00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:01,487 with a fake note I wrote from Alexa, taking credit. 434 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,737 Status quo restored, Alexa happy. [chuckles] 435 00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:07,033 OK, this prank doesn't require a lookout. 436 00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:08,487 It barely requires you. 437 00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:10,289 [Katie scoffs] 438 00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:13,170 OK, this is a great prank, 439 00:22:13,248 --> 00:22:16,288 and will be talked about wherever people talk about pranks. 440 00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:18,706 OK, get my fake note. Oh, no, no, no. 441 00:22:18,795 --> 00:22:19,625 [gasps] 442 00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:30,681 [lock clicks] 443 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:34,600 Whoa! 444 00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:36,146 -No, no, no, no! -[flushes] 445 00:22:36,229 --> 00:22:37,229 No! 446 00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:39,815 No! Come on! 447 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:40,900 [grunts] 448 00:22:40,984 --> 00:22:42,074 Give it back! 449 00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:43,454 [grunts] 450 00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:47,992 Oh, no! No, no, no. 451 00:22:49,284 --> 00:22:50,294 [retches] 452 00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:57,289 No! No, no, no. 453 00:22:57,667 --> 00:23:01,417 No. No! Pranks are awful! 454 00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:03,085 Then why do people like this? 455 00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:04,173 [bell rings] 456 00:23:04,591 --> 00:23:05,591 [gasps] 457 00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:21,107 [Gwenny] I... 458 00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:22,483 cannot... 459 00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:24,317 believe her! 460 00:23:24,402 --> 00:23:25,702 Oh, I'm so done! 461 00:23:26,196 --> 00:23:32,076 Do not mess with Gwyneth Ernestine Thompson! 462 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,580 [Gwenny screams] 463 00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:34,962 [Gwenny panting] 464 00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:41,424 What happened? 465 00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:43,593 Well... [clears throat] 466 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:46,592 ...I have good news and bad news. 467 00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:48,885 Good news is Gwenny hates you again. 468 00:23:49,636 --> 00:23:51,506 Seriously? That's awesome! 469 00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:52,893 Yes, yes. 470 00:23:54,182 --> 00:23:55,232 And um... 471 00:23:55,308 --> 00:23:57,888 And keep that in mind when you hear the bad news. 472 00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:00,860 This is how much she hates you again. 473 00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:04,777 Oh, my God! 474 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:07,320 Wait, I-I have to take my photo next period! 475 00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:09,244 I know. I'll stall the photographer. 476 00:24:09,322 --> 00:24:10,782 I-I can call in a fake fire. 477 00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:12,326 I'll set a fire! 478 00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:13,826 Whoa, now! 479 00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:17,833 I have to call my mom. Maybe she can get a new wig before then. 480 00:24:24,838 --> 00:24:25,838 Katie! 481 00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:34,890 I hope my mom makes it. We only have five minutes left. 482 00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:37,643 [sighs] I can't believe I did this to you. 483 00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:39,016 Are you kidding? 484 00:24:39,102 --> 00:24:42,942 You got Gwenny back to normal by doing a prank, which you hate. 485 00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:44,725 And you did it for me. 486 00:24:45,775 --> 00:24:46,895 You're amazing. 487 00:24:47,569 --> 00:24:48,609 And a little scary. 488 00:24:48,695 --> 00:24:49,735 [Katie chuckles] 489 00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:50,911 Thank you. 490 00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:53,832 [sighs] Come on, Mom. 491 00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:55,449 [Dave] Make way! Hot wig! 492 00:24:55,535 --> 00:24:57,155 Got a hot wig coming through! 493 00:24:57,704 --> 00:24:59,084 -[Lori] Door! -[Dave] Got it! 494 00:25:02,375 --> 00:25:03,535 Oh, you made it! 495 00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:05,924 Yeah. Wait, so what happened to you? 496 00:25:06,379 --> 00:25:07,419 What happened to Dad? 497 00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:09,803 Jack's a jerk. 498 00:25:12,093 --> 00:25:13,433 -Hey, thank you both. -Yeah. 499 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:15,756 -[Dave] OK. -[Lori] OK. 500 00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:19,142 -Hey, another Cubs fan-- -No, I am not a Cubs fan! 501 00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:20,773 I hate the Cubs! 502 00:25:21,394 --> 00:25:22,814 Stop looking at me! 503 00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:26,614 -OK. -I've got to go home with him. 504 00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:35,949 You know how hard I was trying to be nice to you? 505 00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:38,914 -But you just couldn't let it be. -Because it wasn't you. 506 00:25:38,995 --> 00:25:41,495 And the only thing worse than you is a fake you. 507 00:25:41,581 --> 00:25:43,711 Well, congratulations. 508 00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:45,672 Being sick hasn't changed you a bit. 509 00:25:45,752 --> 00:25:48,552 You are exactly the same person as you were before. 510 00:25:49,589 --> 00:25:50,589 Thank you. 511 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:52,800 You're welcome. 512 00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:58,309 -You owe me a dress. -You owe me a wig. 513 00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:05,188 Alexa Mendoza, you're next. 514 00:26:14,155 --> 00:26:15,865 OK. Ready? 515 00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:18,235 On my count. 516 00:26:18,326 --> 00:26:20,536 One... two... 517 00:26:21,871 --> 00:26:24,171 You know what? I need a second. 518 00:26:29,963 --> 00:26:33,683 [Alexa] It's hard to feel like yourself when no one treats you like yourself. 519 00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:36,678 I may have been a girl with cancer, but I was still me. 520 00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:38,682 Both things were true. 521 00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:40,854 And this is what I looked like. 522 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,100 [chuckles] Oh, and I almost forgot, 523 00:26:44,185 --> 00:26:47,145 that wasn't even the most memorable photo that year. 524 00:26:54,321 --> 00:26:56,321 [upbeat theme music plays] 525 00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:04,163 ♪ Hey! ♪ 526 00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:16,219 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 527 00:27:19,262 --> 00:27:21,012 ♪ I've got you ♪ 528 00:27:21,097 --> 00:27:23,217 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 529 00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:26,228 ♪ We'll do this together ♪