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[Alexa] 4:00 p.m. was naptime,
for me and babies and old people.

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But there's one thing I had
on the pudding-and-diaper crowd:

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when I woke up, Katie would be there.

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Usually Katie would be there.

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At some point.

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-[cries out]
-[thuds]

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Ouch!

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[grunts]

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Alexa?

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[yawns] Katie.

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[yawns] How long have you been here?

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OK, so, how did rehearsals go?
Tell me everything.

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Oh, OK. The craziest thing happened.
You know Emma, the girl playing the Nurse?

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Yeah.

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Well, a bat flew into the auditorium,

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smacked her right in the back of the head
and just knocked her off the stage.

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Yeah. She sprained her ankle
and had to get a rabies shot.

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[laughs]

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Oh, we're not laughing at that?

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Oh, that reminds me, the funniest thing
happened in sixth period.

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OK, so, Jeremy bent over and he fl--

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-[cell phone chimes]
-Ooh, it's Kendall.

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[laughs]

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-Seriously?
-[cell phone chimes]

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Oh, sorry.

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[laughs]

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-Look at this picture Beth just texted.
-Who's Beth?

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Is that an armpit?

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Oh, that's so Beth.

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Oh, sorry. So, what were you saying?

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-Oh. So, Jeremy bent over and he--
-[knocking]

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Hey, guys.

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You're into books, right?

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Uh... Y-Yes.

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Cool.

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I've got to find a classic
and write a report,

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but the only book in my room
was Curious George,

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which totally holds up, by the way.

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-Any ideas?
-Pride and Prejudice?

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Not prejudiced, can't relate.

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Um... The Grapes of Wrath?

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Hmm.

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I do love me some high-intensity wrath.

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And grapes.

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Thanks, Lex.

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That will be disappointing for him.

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♪ I've got you ♪

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♪ When I can't take it any longer ♪

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♪ You make me feel stronger ♪

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♪ I've got you ♪

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♪ When I can't take it ♪

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♪ You make it so much better ♪

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♪ We'll do this together ♪

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♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh, we'll do this together ♪

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♪ I've got you ♪

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♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪

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♪ We'll do this together ♪

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Oh, wow! Look at all these posters!

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-So cool! I'm so excited for you!
-Yeah, maybe we'll have a full house.

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Oh, my gosh! A full house!
No, I can't handle that.

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-Are you kidding me?
-But you're so good!

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Thanks.

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[admirers] Katie!

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Katie! Wherefore art thou, Katie?

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[chuckles] Save it for Verona,
Lord Capulet.

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[laughter]

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Hey, Alexa.

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[Alexa gasps]

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Dylan! [laughs]

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What's going on?

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[indistinct chatter]

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Nothing much. Hey, don't forget
that tutor session we have later.

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[laughs]

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Oh, my God, Dylan! You're so funny!

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That... wasn't really a joke.

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Oh, stop it!

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The Romeo and Juliet meeting
commenceth now.

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Commenceth now
the Romeo and Juliet meeting.

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-[girl] One of those dresses is for Katie.
-Katie, wait.

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Cast... only.

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Commenceth elsewhere.

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Have not saints lips,

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and holy palmers, too?

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Ay, pilgrim,

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lips that they must use in prayer.

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-[cell phone ringing]
-Oh, that might be Scott!

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My boyfriend.
I haven't heard from him in a while.

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His cell phone's been in the shop.

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That's a thing.

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Keep acting.

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Uh...

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Saints do not move,

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though grant for prayers' sake.

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Then move not,

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while my prayer's effect I take.

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"And kiss."

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[Ryan chuckles]

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Well, it wasn't Scott,

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but my much-younger sister's
getting married.

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[laughs]

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Great job, everyone... I think.

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Uh... Shouldn't we kiss in this scene?

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I-I mean, to practice for Friday.

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Or... do we even have to kiss at all?

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See, I'm not sure
how necessary it is to the story.

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It's Romeo and Juliet.

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Not all couples kiss these days,

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or come to the door to pick you up.

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Sometimes it's just
a couple of honks and you're off.

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Katie is really good.

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Oh, I know, right?

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People have been telling me,
but I just assumed they were being nice.

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I'm Bennett, Romeo's dad.

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Jennifer.

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Uh... Ryan's good, too.

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Eh.

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Ryan's pretty overwhelmed
with two days left.

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He asked about Katie coming over
to rehearse tomorrow.

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Oh, that's perfect.

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Your family should come over to our place.

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"Hosting rehearsal,"

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that sounds like something
from the volunteer list, doesn't it, huh?

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-Great. We'll bring pizza.
-Perfect!

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Will you bring one with veggies
so I don't have to make a salad?

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[chuckles]

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Great.

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Ooh! I'm so excited
to finally try this on!

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Oh, you're going to be a beautiful Juliet.

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Or maybe a headless ghost.

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[Lori laughs]

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Hey, sweetie! I thought I'd stop by
before class to see you.

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[Katie] If only you could.

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[Lori laughs]

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Yeah, I think you got here
two inches too early.

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[laughter]

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Neckline humor. That's... funny.

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Oh, Katie, in case you get hungry,
I made you a PB and J.

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Well, we were almost out of jam,
so it's more like a PB and "juh."

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[Jennifer chuckles]

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Lori brought me a turkey sub, but thanks!

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[grunts] Here.

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-Bye!
-Oh, wrong way.

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Oh. Bye, Mom.

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OK. I'll see you tonight, um...
or two inches later.

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[silence]

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Or whatever. Just...

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-[sighs]
-All right.

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Well, I still have a little bit of work on
my end, but then you'll be set to shine.

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Uh... Yeah. Yeah, hopefully.
I'm not sure that last scene was working.

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The kiss scene?

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Yeah.

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Is this your first kiss?

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Yeah.

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[groans] My first kiss
will be in front of an audience.

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You know, I-I barely know Ryan.

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Well, then don't count it.

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I had a first kiss that didn't count.

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Yeah. It was tenth grade
and he was a football player.

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His name was Zack, uh...

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It started with an "M."

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Anyways, I was cheering at a game
and I kicked him in the head.

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So I tried giving him CPR, um...

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but it didn't work.

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It was a sloppy mess.

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So... So this doesn't have to count?

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-Uh-uh.
-Thanks, Lori.

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So, was it good CPR at least?

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Well, I swallowed his mouth guard,
so I'd have to say no.

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OK, so the answer is: A, 21;

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B, -6; or...

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C, I'm secretly a superhero?

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Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense.

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Hey, pay attention! I'm important.

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Katie's posting pictures
of her Juliet dress.

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It's like, we get it already.

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I know, right? I mean, I look cute in
my Juliet dress, but I don't show it off.

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I just never see her.

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I'm sure she'll make a great Juliet.

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She could work a little on her Katie.

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Feeling left out?

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-Aren't you supposed to be tutoring me?
-Thank you.

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So the answer is: A, 21--

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[sighs] I just feel a little left out!

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You know, I could play the Nurse!

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[chuckles] OK, a girl sprained her ankle.

186
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It's a really funny story.
I'll tell you later.

187
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How about you do two more problems,

188
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then tell me how it's funny
when people hurt themselves?

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Hm. You know, clearly your superpower
isn't a sense of humor.

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And she was weaned--

191
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I never shall forget it--

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of all the days of the year,

193
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upon that day.

194
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Captivating!

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-Hey.
-Hey! Hey, thanks for coming by to see me.

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-No, I'm auditioning for...
-Sorry, can't talk. Working on my lines.

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...the Nurse.

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So?

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-You were great, but with your health--
-Please.

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I can do it.

201
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Well,

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my mind wants to say no,
but my heart wants to say...

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-[Lori] No!
-...also no.

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Mom, seriously?

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-You can't overexert yourself. I'm sorry.
-[Ms. Rogers gasps] Wait.

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I have the perfect job!

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She'll be able to sit the whole time,

208
00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:04,133
and it will be under the tutelage of one
of the most dynamic members of our team.

209
00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:09,054
Don't touch anything.

210
00:09:09,131 --> 00:09:12,511
Watch and learn, and maybe someday
you'll find a way to tame this...

211
00:09:13,177 --> 00:09:14,927
beautiful beast.

212
00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:19,305
Though I doubt it. This place is doomed
when the Garth-man graduates.

213
00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:26,442
I heard the vacuum. Is Grandma coming?

214
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Katie's friend and his parents
are coming over for dinner,

215
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so you've got to put on some pants, Jack.

216
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You can't just spring pants on someone.

217
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-They're coming soon and bringing pizza.
-Pizza! I can pants for pizza.

218
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[doorbell rings]

219
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Katie, get down here!
I'm being a theater mom!

220
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Hi.

221
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[chuckles] Welcome.

222
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-Thanks for having us.
-Hey, Ms. Cooper.

223
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Just... Just you two?
Where's uh... Romeo's mom?

224
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-[chuckles]
-We're separated.

225
00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,178
Oh. Oh.

226
00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:00,470
Well, more pizza and wine for us.

227
00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:01,598
[laughter]

228
00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:03,774
But we went crazy
and brought Indian food instead.

229
00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:05,266
[yells] What?

230
00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:10,276
I put on pants!

231
00:10:12,236 --> 00:10:13,066
OK.

232
00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:15,821
And what is that accent she's doing
for Lady Montague?

233
00:10:15,906 --> 00:10:16,986
I have no idea.

234
00:10:17,074 --> 00:10:20,704
[impersonates] It's like British
with a hint of Muppet, you know?

235
00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:24,076
Oh, this is fun! Theater war stories.

236
00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:26,165
[British accent]
You know, I played Eliza Doo--

237
00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:27,250
Mom!

238
00:10:28,919 --> 00:10:31,759
I just think when someone says
they're gonna bring pizza--

239
00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:33,089
Jack.

240
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-You and your pants are excused.
-Fine!

241
00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,058
[Bennett] Oh.

242
00:10:50,274 --> 00:10:51,824
Um... Well...

243
00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:53,821
Well, we have to rehearse.

244
00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:55,953
Oh, great! We can all take a part.

245
00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:59,405
Or we can go sit on the deck.

246
00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:01,742
Perfect. I'm tired of being Juliet.

247
00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:03,617
Although I do have the legs for it.

248
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,708
[Ryan chuckles]

249
00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:09,961
-So um... where do you want to start?
-[clears throat] Um...

250
00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:12,838
-You know what we haven't practiced?
-Death scene.

251
00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,262
-The kiss.
-The kiss!

252
00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:15,795
Sure. Yeah, why not?

253
00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:19,473
I should probably apologize
in advance if it isn't... good.

254
00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:21,183
I haven't, uh...

255
00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:24,273
Oh, i-is this your first kiss?

256
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:25,350
[Ryan scoffs]

257
00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:27,024
What? Come on!

258
00:11:27,686 --> 00:11:28,516
Yes.

259
00:11:30,439 --> 00:11:32,529
[chuckles] So... maybe...

260
00:11:32,608 --> 00:11:34,988
[clears throat]
...maybe, for the sake of the show...

261
00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:37,149
Yeah, yeah. Oh, for the sake of the show.

262
00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:38,908
For the show's sake. For the...

263
00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:40,409
Let's just do it, yeah?

264
00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:42,485
-OK.
-Um... Hmm.

265
00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:44,577
[door opens]

266
00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:45,962
[gasps] Lucas!

267
00:11:46,622 --> 00:11:47,622
[Lucas] Hey, Katie.

268
00:11:47,998 --> 00:11:50,328
Turns out Grapes of Wrath is a downer.

269
00:11:52,461 --> 00:11:53,631
You got any other ideas?

270
00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:55,882
Um... I'll go look. Yeah.

271
00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:58,629
Hey, man.

272
00:11:58,717 --> 00:11:59,717
Nice!

273
00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:07,183
Ryan seems like a sweet kid.

274
00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,728
Yeah. Yeah, it's just a little awkward.

275
00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:10,812
Awkward?

276
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:12,732
Because it's your first kiss?

277
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,395
-Mom.
-Are you a little nervous?

278
00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:15,943
Mom!

279
00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:18,736
Oh, honey. First kisses are a big deal.

280
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:20,818
You know, my first kiss--

281
00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:23,826
I'm fine, Mom, OK?
Lori already talked to me about it.

282
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:27,579
You talked to Lori about your first kiss?

283
00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:29,293
Yes. Yes, so I'm good.

284
00:12:29,373 --> 00:12:30,373
[Katie giggles]

285
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:32,922
[knocking, door opens]

286
00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:35,252
Hey, neighbor.
Hey, listen, I broke my scissors--

287
00:12:35,337 --> 00:12:36,757
You stole my moment!

288
00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:39,723
You're a... moment stealer!

289
00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:43,641
-What?
-You know darn well what.

290
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:47,478
Ever since you started doing the costumes,
you and Katie have been all,

291
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:50,388
"two inches too late," and "turkey subs,"

292
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,148
and "Jennifer's a jerk."

293
00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:58,108
-What are you talking about?
-Overreacting? I am not overreacting!

294
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:02,110
OK, it's late and...

295
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,368
your teeth are stained red,
so I'm gonna go.

296
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,695
But I still need your scissors.

297
00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:09,868
-Well, I will go get them.
-Thank you.

298
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:10,955
I heard that!

299
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:16,380
Buddha, Buddha.
Gouda, Gouda, Buddha, Buddha.

300
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,842
Wow, wow, wow, wow.

301
00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:23,298
-Hey. I just wanted to--
-Huh? What?

302
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:27,184
-I just wanted to tell you to break a leg.
-I'm sorry. Can we talk after the show?

303
00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:30,058
You want me to tell you to break a leg
after the show?

304
00:13:30,684 --> 00:13:32,194
[Katie groans]

305
00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:35,229
-Can you find a place to put these?
-Where do you want me--

306
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:36,984
Oh, Agnes, where's my gold snood?

307
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:40,652
[sighs]

308
00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:45,905
Is this going to be fun?

309
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:48,291
It's kids doing Shakespeare,
don't get your hopes up.

310
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:54,789
-Oh, Lori dropped something.
-Oh, Lori doesn't need our help.

311
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,085
She can do it all.

312
00:13:57,127 --> 00:13:59,207
Mom, why is your eye twitching?

313
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:09,559
-Are you OK? You look flushed.
-I'm fine.

314
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,230
-Did she look flushed?
-Please don't pierce my Adam's apple.

315
00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:13,479
It's my moneymaker.

316
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:18,690
Oh, thank you. Um...
Will you put it there?

317
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,148
OK, then. I'll, uh...

318
00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:25,612
Jennifer, wait.

319
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:29,117
Listen,

320
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,660
I'm sorry if I stole your moment.

321
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:33,463
It's just,

322
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,041
with Alexa...

323
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,328
we're always talking about her health.

324
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:41,257
I don't get those fun talks,
like first kisses.

325
00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:42,418
Ow!

326
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:44,932
-I'm sorry.
-That's OK.

327
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:46,339
No one's talking to you.

328
00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:49,811
I'm just afraid
that I'm no longer around enough

329
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,429
to have any impact
on my own daughter's life.

330
00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:54,436
Oh, honey, that's not true.

331
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:56,227
Come here.

332
00:14:58,689 --> 00:14:59,979
This was beautiful.

333
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:03,649
And a little painful.

334
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:08,701
All right, thespians,
let's get ready to blow some minds.

335
00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:11,583
You're a high school lighting guy.

336
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:12,660
That's right.

337
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,955
God said, "Let there be light..."

338
00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:17,079
and there was Garth.

339
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:20,586
[Katie] For saints have hands
that pilgrims' hands do touch.

340
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:23,879
And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss.

341
00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:25,554
O, then, dear saint,

342
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:28,183
let lips do what hands do.

343
00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:29,720
They pray;

344
00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:32,353
grant thou, lest faith turn to despair.

345
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:36,188
Saints do not move,
though grant for prayers' sake.

346
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:38,272
Then move not,

347
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:40,654
while my prayer's effect I take.

348
00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:48,824
Ew!

349
00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:51,779
Whoa.

350
00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:53,664
Straw me.

351
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,627
[slurping]

352
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:05,505
[exhales]

353
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:07,589
[flute playing]

354
00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:13,682
So, how do you like it so far?

355
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:17,178
-There's more?
-Here, read the program.

356
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:23,692
Look at all these parents who volunteered.
Did you know you're allowed to help, Mom?

357
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,074
[sighs] Yeah.

358
00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:27,361
Hey, here's Katie.

359
00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:29,034
Oh, look, she thanked Lori.

360
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:30,783
-Mm.
-And Garth.

361
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,074
The lighting guy?

362
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,535
Eighteen hours of labor
and she thanks the lighting guy.

363
00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:38,211
"And... Mom." That's you.

364
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:39,750
What? What does it say?

365
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:40,832
Eh, too long.

366
00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:46,592
"And, Mom,
watching you work so hard for our family

367
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,722
is what's inspired me
to work so hard for this show.

368
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,760
I wouldn't be who I am without you."

369
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,144
[laughs and sniffs]

370
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:56,305
That's right, I-I made an impact!

371
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:57,390
[chuckles]

372
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,310
Uh... Read the bio. I-I'm "Mom."

373
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:01,604
[Jennifer laughs]

374
00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:05,274
Why is it so hot in here?

375
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,357
[sighs] I'm sweating like crazy.

376
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,153
[groans] Now I have to pee. Thanks!

377
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,157
How is that my fault?

378
00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:13,118
You let me drink too much soda.

379
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,698
Total rookie mistake.

380
00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:17,873
You can make up for it
by getting us snacks from backstage.

381
00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:19,793
Got to keep fueling the Garth-mobile.

382
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,920
Eat up, Garth-mobile.

383
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:28,633
Thirty seconds! Thirty seconds!

384
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,804
Oh, Alexa! I'm so glad to see you.

385
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,343
Me, too. You're doing great.

386
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:35,136
-Some of the lighting cues have been off.
-What?

387
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:38,100
Yeah, when they're off even a little bit,
it ruins my focus.

388
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,812
I am barely hanging on out there.

389
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,062
Places, everyone! Places!

390
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:43,314
It's not my fault. Garth--

391
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,685
I don't care whose fault it is,
just make it happen.

392
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:52,491
Oh, I'll make something happen.

393
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,331
[door handle rattles]

394
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:59,039
[Garth] Hey. Hey!

395
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,577
What are you doing in there? Let me in!

396
00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:03,373
-[banging on door]
-Let me in!

397
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,051
Uh...

398
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:10,458
Nurse, will you go with me into...

399
00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:11,757
Uh...

400
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,590
...into my closet to help...

401
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,968
me sort such needful ornaments...

402
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:19,314
ornaments... ornaments...

403
00:18:19,389 --> 00:18:22,849
as you think fit to furnish me tomorrow?

404
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:27,692
No, not till Thursday.

405
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,403
There is time enough.

406
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:30,483
[banging on door]

407
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,027
[Garth] I'm begging you!

408
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,951
There might be college theater scouts
in the audience!

409
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,624
[Katie] Come on, Alexa! Open the door!

410
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,867
-[Katie groans]
-[Garth] Come on.

411
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:42,870
Yes!

412
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,115
[Garth sighs]

413
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:47,076
I'm so sorry, Jezebel.
I should have never abandoned you.

414
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:48,377
What are you doing?

415
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,210
Sorry, tech crew only.

416
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:52,165
Aren't you supposed to be on stage?

417
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:56,088
If only thy Juliet were thee around...

418
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,853
Ay, that would be goodeth.

419
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:10,903
Oh, my gosh!

420
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,279
[Garth groans]

421
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:17,199
[sighs] You feel good about yourself?

422
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:20,831
I licked those.

423
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,089
For never was a story of more woe

424
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,630
than this of Juliet and her Romeo.

425
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,545
[Renaissance music playing]

426
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,796
[cheering and whistling]

427
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:41,097
They die?

428
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,524
You didn't tell me they die!

429
00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:49,308
You were amazing!

430
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,189
Ah.

431
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:53,863
Oh, honey, I'm so proud of you!

432
00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:55,692
Oh, thanks, Mom!

433
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:59,070
Katie, nice job out there.

434
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:00,866
Oh, hi! Thanks!

435
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:02,279
I-I can't believe you came.

436
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:06,371
Well, when I saw the posters of you
up in school, I suddenly realized,

437
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:09,705
why read a whole book when I could just
watch the play and do my report on that?

438
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:10,791
[Katie laughs]

439
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,666
Yeah, cool. Cool, cool.

440
00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:18,221
-Good show, Katie.
-Uh... Yeah. Yeah, you, too.

441
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,130
Katie.

442
00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:21,093
[Katie sighs]

443
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:22,678
You were amazing out there.

444
00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:25,313
And I was definitely rooting against you.

445
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,890
Oh. Uh... Thanks, Vanessa.

446
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:32,483
-How did you memorize all those lines?
-Well, I mean, it took a ton of hard work.

447
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:36,364
-But Alexa helped me almost every night.
-Oh, right. You're friends with her?

448
00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:38,858
Yeah, she's my best friend.

449
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:40,856
Really? I never see you guys together.

450
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:54,538
I'm the worst.

451
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:57,755
Go on.

452
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:00,843
I'm sorry, OK?

453
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:03,296
I was so in my head wanting to be good,

454
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:06,217
I-I didn't even realize
how rude I was being.

455
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,182
OK, if it weren't for you,

456
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:11,097
I never would have gone out for this play
in the first place.

457
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:14,612
I'm glad you did. And you were great.

458
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:16,821
I'm sorry, too.

459
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:20,569
I was just feeling really left out
and I snapped.

460
00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:24,321
And you know the worst part
about not talking to you?

461
00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:27,582
I had no one to complain about you to.

462
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:28,701
[Alexa chuckles]

463
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:31,457
And, boy, did I have some stuff to say.

464
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:32,540
[Katie laughs]

465
00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:37,594
Oh, you're... you're burning up.

466
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:39,258
Uh... Lori?

467
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:42,089
Honey?

468
00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:46,261
Yeah, you have a fever.
OK, it's no big deal. You know the drill.

469
00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:48,516
You have a fever,
you gotta be monitored at hospital.

470
00:21:48,598 --> 00:21:50,428
-OK.
-[Nathan] Hey, Katie.

471
00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:52,057
After-party at my house.

472
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,604
I'm so proud of you.
Have a great time tonight.

473
00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:58,404
Come on, Katie.

474
00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:02,151
[Alexa] Katie had to go
to the after-party.

475
00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:05,117
She deserved every bit of praise
she was gonna get there.

476
00:22:06,950 --> 00:22:08,870
But I should have known better.

477
00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:11,792
I mean, this is Katie we're talking about.

478
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,328
It's just a tiny fever. Go.

479
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:18,587
Maybe you can still make it in time
for pin the tail on the Garth.

480
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:20,261
Hey.

481
00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:22,878
This is where I want to be.

482
00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:25,141
Fine.

483
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:28,926
Well, since we're stuck here for a while,

484
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:31,064
how about that first kiss?

485
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:34,641
Hey, look, it doesn't count, OK?
We were... We were acting.

486
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:35,848
Yeah.

487
00:22:35,937 --> 00:22:37,437
Acting like you loved it!

488
00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:38,572
I did not!

489
00:22:38,648 --> 00:22:40,778
-Yeah, you did!
-No!

490
00:22:41,401 --> 00:22:42,491
It was like a...

491
00:22:42,569 --> 00:22:44,569
[no audible dialogue]

492
00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:50,450
[upbeat theme music plays]

493
00:22:57,334 --> 00:22:58,344
♪ Hey! ♪

494
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:10,390
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

495
00:23:13,433 --> 00:23:15,193
♪ I've got you ♪

496
00:23:15,268 --> 00:23:17,398
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

497
00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:20,399
♪ We'll do this together ♪