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-[sighs] Morning, Mom.
-Hey.

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So, remember how I was upset
about missing school

3
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and having to FaceTime into my classes?

4
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Do I remember you throwing yourself
on my bed and yelling,

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"The doctors are ruining my life"?

6
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Vaguely.

7
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Well, Katie and I came up with
the perfect solution.

8
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[tablet chimes]

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Bam! Portable Alexa.

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Oh!

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I like this!

12
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See? Now when you go away to college,
we never have to be apart.

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Yeah, too bad my college
has really bad reception.

14
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[chuckles] Bye.

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Now Katie and I can still compete
to be chairs in the dance committee.

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Mm. I love that they still let
the freshmen plan the Winter Formal.

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Oh, I remember when I won
with the theme...

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[both] ..."Winter Wonderland."

19
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Well, I may have mentioned it.
I was hoping to inspire you.

20
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Well, you did inspire me...

21
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Ha! Surf's up!

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...to go a totally different way!

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Winter Luau!

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It's a luau in the middle of winter.

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Yeah, yeah. I got it.

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Girls, selecting the Winter Formal theme
is a proud tradition at Kennedy High.

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Which, again, I won.

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Don't worry, Lori. We've been getting
ready for it since middle school.

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We're gonna win it.

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Yeah, well, we're not gonna win by using
the same old tired ideas.

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[scoffs]

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That were groundbreaking at the time.

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Well, I hope you can do this from home.

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We got this.

35
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Yeah, Alexa will be on the iPad
and I'll be there.

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By myself.

37
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In front of everyone.

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I hope this works
with you doing it at home.

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Sure! We're partners.

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It will be like we're there together.

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Right.

42
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Right!

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B-But don't forget to take me.

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Right.

45
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[tablet chimes]

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-Did you miss me?
-Mm.

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Mm-hm. You know, a little bit.

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OK.

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Take a big breath.

50
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You're going in my backpack.

51
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Oh, no! It's dark in there!

52
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[sighs] I got your brother on the bus,
but we had to chase it for two blocks.

53
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I swear that driver saw me.

54
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But now I'm the bad guy
for throwing a rock at the back window.

55
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Aw! You know, I remember
when we used to run after the bus.

56
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Remember when I let you throw the rock?

57
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Best birthday ever.

58
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Oh, man! Jack never showed me this.

59
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Today is Parent Career Day.

60
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[sighs] If I miss another school event,

61
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they're gonna take away
my "World's Best Mom" mug.

62
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Hey, didn't you find that
on a soccer field?

63
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I'd like to think that it found me.

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Let's go, buddy.

65
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♪ Ate my eggs, ate them good ♪

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♪ Ate my eggs just like I should ♪

67
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"The Breakfast Song"!
You haven't sung it since you were little.

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I've got to record this.

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♪ With a fork and a knife ♪

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[both] ♪ And a little piece of toast ♪

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Honey, it's a solo.

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♪ Breakfast's the meal I love most ♪

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[laughter]

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Yay!

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Let's sing the "Getting in the Car" song.
Five, six, seven, eight.

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♪ Getting in the car ♪
♪ Hit the road ♪

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-We'll work on it.
-Yeah.

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♪ I've got you ♪

79
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♪ When I can't take it any longer ♪

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♪ You make me feel stronger ♪

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♪ I've got you ♪

82
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♪ When I can't take it ♪

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♪ You make it so much better ♪

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♪ We'll do this together ♪

85
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♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh, we'll do this together ♪

86
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♪ I've got you ♪

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♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪

88
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♪ We'll do this together ♪

89
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So, since we all have classes with Alexa,
we'll take turns bringing her with us.

90
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[Alexa] I have to say,
I'm not hating this.

91
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I can go online, paint my toenails...

92
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[toaster dings]

93
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...get my Pop-Tart.

94
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[bell rings]

95
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[whistle blowing]

96
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Homeroom announcements.

97
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Ah. Tomorrow, we select
dance committee chairs in the cafeteria.

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[chuckles] Now, when I was a freshman,
some lame-o won with Winter Wonderland.

99
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Katie, we should go last and finish big.

100
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[whispers] Class started.

101
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Homeroom isn't a real class. [scoffs]

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I'm sorry, what was that, Mendoza?

103
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Oh, uh...

104
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No, I was just talking about
our presentation.

105
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Oh, I-I'm sorry. I can't hear you.

106
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-No!
-Could you speak up?

107
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Coach, I love homeroom!

108
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[muted]

109
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Nice!

110
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I wish all my students
had a volume button.

111
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Thank you, Leila's mom,

112
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Officer Karimi,

113
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and her partner, Lego!

114
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Foot.

115
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[laughs]

116
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Dave, what are you doing here?

117
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Jack asked me to come for Career Day.
I thought you knew.

118
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Why would he do that?

119
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Well... I'm a pilot.

120
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[Dave chuckles]

121
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Jack.

122
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Oh, hey, Mom.

123
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Why did you ask Dave to come?

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He's a pilot.

125
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Up next, we have Jack's neighbor,

126
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Dave Mendoza.

127
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He's a pilot!

128
00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:07,744
Oh, no, no. Uh...

129
00:06:07,825 --> 00:06:10,865
Well, I am and... it's exciting.

130
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But uh Jack's mom
has a really cool job, too.

131
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Hi, everybody!

132
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[chuckles] Um...

133
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I am the director of human resources

134
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for a big insurance firm!

135
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I-I sit at a desk on a fun exercise ball,

136
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and I solve people problems.

137
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Ooh, I already have a question. Yes?

138
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Have you ever flown through lightning?

139
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All the time.

140
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Once, we lost power in two engines...

141
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[children gasp]

142
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But uh... this is Jack's mom's time.

143
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Uh... An amazing thing about HR--

144
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-How fast does your plane go?
-Have you ever flown upside down?

145
00:07:02,004 --> 00:07:03,674
Can you land on the ocean?

146
00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:09,140
-Yeah, just...
-Well, i-if you're sure.

147
00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:10,510
Yeah. [sighs]

148
00:07:12,890 --> 00:07:14,230
I guess I could uh...

149
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Picture it.

150
00:07:17,186 --> 00:07:18,396
You're on the runway.

151
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Five hundred tons of metal underneath you.

152
00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:22,984
The engine screams,

153
00:07:23,067 --> 00:07:25,357
the wheels lift off the tarmac,

154
00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:28,775
and that big bird
goes hurtling into the sky.

155
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[chuckles]

156
00:07:30,908 --> 00:07:33,288
-Who wants their wings?
-[children] Me!

157
00:07:33,369 --> 00:07:35,409
-[boy] I do! I do!
-That's my neighbor!

158
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How hard can it be to fly a plane?

159
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-[Lego barks]
-Lego gets it.

160
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Reagan, I cannot believe you did that.

161
00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:47,585
How could you just leave me in there?

162
00:07:47,675 --> 00:07:50,675
She's all yours.
She had her lunch but she's still cranky.

163
00:07:52,096 --> 00:07:53,966
She forgot me in the bathroom.

164
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I've seen things.

165
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Don't worry.
I won't put you down for a second.

166
00:08:00,229 --> 00:08:01,859
[Katie grunts]

167
00:08:01,939 --> 00:08:04,899
Katie, I heard about
your Winter Luau theme.

168
00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:06,154
That's perfect.

169
00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:07,569
-Really?
-Yeah.

170
00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:09,113
Someone has to get last place.

171
00:08:10,239 --> 00:08:13,279
My theme is Enchanted Ice Castle.

172
00:08:14,076 --> 00:08:15,996
It's a winner.

173
00:08:17,371 --> 00:08:19,671
[stammers] M-More like a wiener!

174
00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:21,039
[chuckles]

175
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That did not work.

176
00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,510
Was that Gwenny? What's her idea?

177
00:08:28,090 --> 00:08:29,130
Oh, Ice Castle.

178
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[Alexa laughs]

179
00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:32,261
That's perfect, since she's the Ice Queen.

180
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[laughs]

181
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[groans] Oh, see, I should have said that.

182
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You should be here.

183
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I can never think on the fly.

184
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What if something goes wrong
when we present tomorrow?

185
00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:45,111
Hey, we'll be fine.

186
00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:47,531
Just don't stick me
under your armpit again.

187
00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:49,150
It's scary in there.

188
00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:56,536
Hey! What's up? It's Breakfast Boy!

189
00:08:57,119 --> 00:08:59,459
Word on the street
is that you ate your eggs good.

190
00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,369
I mean, just like you should.

191
00:09:01,457 --> 00:09:02,707
[both laugh]

192
00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,712
[feigns laughter]
How do you know about that?

193
00:09:06,295 --> 00:09:08,295
My mom saw it on your mom's Instagram.

194
00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:12,301
[Alexa] But what am I supposed to do?
The same thing's gonna happen to me.

195
00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,755
Alexa, I need to talk to Mom right now!

196
00:09:14,845 --> 00:09:17,715
No, Mom's busy. But let's talk about
what she's been posting.

197
00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:19,427
Adorable!

198
00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:22,686
Thanks, Katie.

199
00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:26,231
OK, OK.

200
00:09:26,315 --> 00:09:28,815
So, try to think of the equation
like a story.

201
00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:32,701
Like, if LeBron scored twice as many jump
shots as Steph Curry, then how many--

202
00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:34,820
Wait. Who's home court?

203
00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:36,987
And who's guarding him?

204
00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:38,786
Is it giveaway day at the arena?

205
00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,623
OK, now you're just trying
to get out of studying.

206
00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:45,076
You are smart.

207
00:09:46,794 --> 00:09:48,214
Speaking of basketball,

208
00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:51,546
I got you this
when I heard you were in the hospital.

209
00:09:51,632 --> 00:09:53,722
Oh. That was nice.

210
00:09:53,801 --> 00:09:56,011
Now you can shoot hoops from your bed.

211
00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:59,135
-I felt bad you couldn't go to school.
-Don't feel sorry for me.

212
00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:02,642
I don't feel sorry for you.
I just got you a basketball hoop, so...

213
00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:03,937
[cell phone ringing]

214
00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:06,765
-Hey.
-I stopped by Wired to get us mochas.

215
00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:09,816
And I put your iPad down for, like,
two seconds and now it's gone.

216
00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:11,240
Everything's on that iPad.

217
00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:12,819
You're on that iPad!

218
00:10:12,903 --> 00:10:14,613
Also, I drank two mochas.

219
00:10:16,198 --> 00:10:19,578
OK, calm down.
Someone probably just took it by mistake.

220
00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:21,250
Um... Who's there?

221
00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:25,539
-Sherry, Michael, Todd, Gwenny, Erin--
-Wait, wait! Go back.

222
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,035
[scoffs] Oh!

223
00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:29,836
[chuckles] Of course! Classic Todd.

224
00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:30,920
No!

225
00:10:31,505 --> 00:10:32,375
Gwenny!

226
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:36,215
Oh, yeah, yeah.
She's working on her Ice Castle plans.

227
00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:39,102
She definitely took the iPad.
You have to confront her.

228
00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:42,930
Oh, no, no, no. I'm not...
I'm not historically good at that. Um...

229
00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:46,057
But I am, and this will be great practice
for our presentation.

230
00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:49,065
Put your earbud in, go over to her
and just say exactly what I say.

231
00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:50,608
We're getting that iPad back.

232
00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:52,781
OK. Let's do it!

233
00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:53,860
Let's do it!

234
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,947
-Gwenny.
-What do you want?

235
00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:00,874
Listen to me.

236
00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:02,451
Listen to me.

237
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,460
I know you have my iPad.

238
00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:08,630
I know you have my iPad.

239
00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:10,419
-Alexa--
-Not now, Dylan.

240
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:11,923
Not now, Dylan!

241
00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:13,877
Dylan?

242
00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:18,344
D-Don't think you can pull one over on me
just because Alexa's not around.

243
00:11:18,427 --> 00:11:21,307
[stammers]
I don't have time for algebra right now!

244
00:11:22,431 --> 00:11:24,061
I think your wig's on too tight.

245
00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:27,189
Return it to me or you'll regret it.

246
00:11:27,269 --> 00:11:28,559
Now, crumple up her paper!

247
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,306
Wait, crumple up her paper? No!

248
00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:32,268
Yes! Do it! No!

249
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,568
Do it!

250
00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:36,610
[grunts]

251
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,160
[Barry] Did someone lose an iPad?

252
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,240
Oh, no.

253
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,407
[stammers]

254
00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:48,747
You can still use it. Yeah.

255
00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:49,923
Ooh!

256
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:51,883
There's the Ice Castle!

257
00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:53,301
[gasps] Here you go.

258
00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:56,415
Also, I had two mochas.

259
00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:57,507
Um...

260
00:11:58,342 --> 00:12:00,342
Apparently with two pumps of crazy.

261
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,600
Katie, what happened?

262
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,682
Yeah, we need more practice. Um...

263
00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:08,893
Bye.

264
00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:11,861
OK, I'm back.

265
00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:14,441
Dylan?

266
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:17,153
You were amazing in that video.

267
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,026
I put it up because I was proud of you.

268
00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:21,278
People are making fun of me.

269
00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:23,155
Fine. I'll take it down.

270
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:26,372
But you can't let a few silly kids
make you feel bad about it.

271
00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:28,914
You wouldn't be embarrassed
if that happened?

272
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,958
No, not at all.
You have to learn to laugh at yourself.

273
00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:34,092
[Lucas feigns laughter]

274
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,300
Now, take it down.

275
00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:39,046
♪ Thanks, random surfer dude ♪

276
00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:40,835
♪ For turning winter ♪

277
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:43,218
♪ Into summer ♪

278
00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:48,638
♪ This will be your best
Winter Formal ever ♪

279
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:49,686
Mahalo!

280
00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:51,228
SPF me, bro!

281
00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,937
[can hissing]

282
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,685
Gnarly!

283
00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:01,949
Aloha nui loa!

284
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,201
[laughter]

285
00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:08,698
[sighs] So, what do you guys think?

286
00:13:08,787 --> 00:13:11,957
-That was wonderful!
-So great! Cowabunga, girls!

287
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,291
[laughter]

288
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:15,705
You know, at first I didn't see it,
you know?

289
00:13:15,794 --> 00:13:17,634
I actually thought
it was gonna be horrible.

290
00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:20,045
Dave, didn't I say
how bad it was gonna be?

291
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:23,642
Oh, yeah, yeah. She did not like it
at all. Yeah, she thought it was--

292
00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:26,179
-Yeah, we get it.
-[Lori] That was fun.

293
00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:27,893
You guys are gonna win this thing.

294
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:29,893
[Alexa and Dave chuckle]

295
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:33,055
You know, the Winter Formal
has chaperones. You know, I'd be fun--

296
00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:35,355
-You're not coming, Mom.
-[mouths] Thank you.

297
00:13:39,818 --> 00:13:41,818
[Lori humming "The Breakfast Song"]

298
00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:48,038
♪ Ate my eggs ♪

299
00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:49,914
♪ Ate them good ♪

300
00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:53,292
♪ Ate my eggs just like I should ♪

301
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:58,045
♪ With a fork and a knife
And a little bit of toast ♪

302
00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:01,168
♪ Breakfast's the meal I love most ♪

303
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,304
Oh, yeah. Bye, babe.

304
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,546
Bye, Mom!

305
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:08,513
Yes!

306
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:11,516
And posted.

307
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,600
[chuckles]

308
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,685
[humming "The Breakfast Song"]

309
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:21,321
Thank you so much
for giving me another shot.

310
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:23,572
It seemed really important to you.

311
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,616
Hi, everyone!

312
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:29,991
I'm back!

313
00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:31,077
[Jennifer chuckles]

314
00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:35,621
I don't think you guys got to see
the cool, fun side of human resources.

315
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:37,839
Oh, boy.

316
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:42,462
HR is a people job.

317
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:45,678
For example, if there's a problem at work
between two people,

318
00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:47,219
I help them work it out.

319
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,813
So you're like a referee?

320
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,309
Exactly!

321
00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:52,772
Yes!

322
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:56,230
Why don't you guys share some issues

323
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:59,732
that come up for you at school,
and I'll show you how I resolve them?

324
00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:03,531
Come on! Doesn't anything happen
that makes you mad?

325
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:05,696
Becca always cuts me in line.

326
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:08,196
Great! Let's start with that.

327
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:10,702
Justine farts on my food during lunch!

328
00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:12,244
You chew with your mouth open!

329
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,958
-[children yelling]
-Class, please!

330
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:17,079
Recess is way too short!

331
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,746
I don't cheat at dodgeball!

332
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:21,254
You move your lips
when you read to yourself!

333
00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:22,917
Everyone, sit!

334
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,091
Heather, put those scissors down!

335
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:28,184
And that is what HR is all about.

336
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,600
[yelling continues]

337
00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:30,848
You've got this, right?

338
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,060
OK, bye!

339
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:33,348
Sorry!

340
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,733
[teacher] Come on, pay attention to me!

341
00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:38,559
[bell rings]

342
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,356
Oh, Alexa has to go to bio.

343
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,319
OK. See you at lunch.

344
00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:44,819
-We're gonna crush it, bro!
-Yeah, we are!

345
00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:46,362
Boom!

346
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,530
We just have to make a quick pit stop
to the bathroom.

347
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:53,156
Oh, no. Not the bathroom!

348
00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:55,873
-Reagan, can you take her to class?
-I'm not going that way.

349
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,205
Oh, hey, Vanessa.
You're going to bio, right?

350
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:01,090
Uh... Oh, it's you. No, I don't have bio.

351
00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:03,245
No, no, no. Vanessa, wait.

352
00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:04,627
Hold on. Uh... Excuse me?

353
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:07,263
-Yeah, hi. That's not the way to bio.
-Oh, hey!

354
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:10,471
Hello? Hi! Hey, Jennie. It's me, Alexa.

355
00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:12,852
-I need to get to bio--
-Oh, hey, Alexa!

356
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,850
What are you doing?
Well, actually, see you.

357
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:19,483
Wait! Stop! Hello? Where am I?

358
00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:21,151
What? No! Stop! Wait! Hello?

359
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:22,984
-[gasps]
-[laughs]

360
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,065
Gwenny!

361
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:25,685
Oh, Alexa!

362
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,776
What a fun turn of events.

363
00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:28,861
Yeah. Um...

364
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:32,526
So, I really need to get to bio,
so can you just help me out, you know?

365
00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:34,946
Wait. What... W-What are you doing?

366
00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:36,445
No! No, no, no! No, Gwenny!

367
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:38,827
Gwenny, stop! The contest!

368
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,540
[groans]

369
00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:41,674
Too much Gwenny!

370
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,751
Help!

371
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:47,884
[yells] Mom!

372
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:49,125
I'm trapped in a locker!

373
00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:52,472
I'm stuck under a car?

374
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,509
I don't always know how to talk to you.

375
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:59,888
No. You have to drive me to school.
I really want to win this thing.

376
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:03,017
Honey, you know the doctor said
you cannot leave the house.

377
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:05,725
That school is a cesspool of bacteria...

378
00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:07,276
with some very fine teachers.

379
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:10,696
Why do you have to be such a good mom?

380
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:14,531
[typing]

381
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,764
Don't even think about it.

382
00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:38,929
[Alexa gasps]

383
00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:40,346
[sighs]

384
00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:56,328
[chuckles]

385
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,238
[groans]

386
00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:00,913
How many of you are there?

387
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:02,656
As many as it takes.

388
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:13,629
Oh, you made it! OK, where's Alexa?

389
00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:17,507
All I know is you told me to take her
to bio... and I did not do that.

390
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,427
Um... Do you remember
the last time you saw her?

391
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,016
She was on the iPad.

392
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,351
She looked good.

393
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:25,559
[whistle blowing]

394
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,402
OK, people.

395
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:31,942
It's time for our
Winter Formal Competition.

396
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:36,074
And, remember, if anyone gets glitter
on me, they're disqualified.

397
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:41,156
First up,
Gwenny Thompson and Nelly Nozzawitz.

398
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:46,631
Nelly!

399
00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:11,363
[Alexa] Hello!

400
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:14,030
Anyone in this hallway? No one?

401
00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:17,241
Really? No one skipped a class?

402
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:18,953
[Alexa groans]

403
00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:21,445
And if you vote for me,

404
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:24,535
you will all be guests
in my winter fantasy.

405
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:27,292
I will be available for pictures
throughout the evening.

406
00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:28,634
[chuckles] Thank you.

407
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:31,418
You got snow in my eyes, Nelly!

408
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:33,384
[Gwenny laughs]

409
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:37,092
I'm talking bottomless cocoa,

410
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,586
tunes in the lodge,

411
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:41,257
party all night!

412
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:42,887
Nailed it!

413
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,183
[mouths] Thank you.

414
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:50,810
Last up, Katie Cooper and Alexa Mendoza.

415
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:54,527
Where's Alexa?

416
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:01,449
[groans] Does anyone answer their phone?

417
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,333
[sighs] I've tried everyone.

418
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,751
Well, it's...
it's another winter in Wellard,

419
00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:16,086
and it's too cold to have any fun.

420
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:22,715
[as surfer dude]
Hey, frozen Wellard teens!

421
00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:31,154
Whoa! [stammers]

422
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,020
I-It's a... It's a beach paradise!

423
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:37,401
[grunts]

424
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:39,987
I'm transformed!

425
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,071
[grunts]

426
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,158
I'm transfor--

427
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,453
OK, th-there's a grass skirt under here,

428
00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:47,956
I swear.

429
00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:52,707
Thirteen, 27, 44.

430
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:57,969
-How do you have Gwenny's combination?
-No time! Get me to the cafeteria!

431
00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:01,178
Got it. Oh, Alexa, while I have you here,
there's something I wanted to ask.

432
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,180
Run! Run! Run!

433
00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:04,758
You run like a math tutor.

434
00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:07,016
I also throw iPads in the garbage
like a math tutor.

435
00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:09,805
Mahalo!

436
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,900
[as surfer dude] SPF me, bro!

437
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:20,703
-[can hissing]
-Ow!

438
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:21,949
[Katie] Oh!

439
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:23,740
Oh! Whoa!

440
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:24,954
Take me to Katie!

441
00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:26,033
[Katie groans]

442
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:30,408
[Alexa chuckles] So uh...
pick Alexa and Katie as your co-chairs

443
00:21:30,497 --> 00:21:34,417
if you want a Winter Formal
you'll never forget.

444
00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:35,671
Alexa?

445
00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:38,592
[whispers] It's me. Let's finish this
and get the heck out of here.

446
00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:39,802
Oh, OK.

447
00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:43,221
[both] Aloha nui loa!

448
00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:45,599
Left. Left.

449
00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:47,219
The sign! That's a sign! A sign!

450
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:50,266
[Alexa groans]

451
00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:52,520
You're fine. Good. You're fine.

452
00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:53,772
Yeah, you're good.

453
00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:59,281
Wow. That was weird.

454
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:08,701
[groans] I just, I really wanted
our Winter Luau to win.

455
00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:11,036
I know. Me, too.

456
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,917
-Sorry I blew it.
-You didn't.

457
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:17,169
-Really?
-No, we both blew it.

458
00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:22,972
Once I had to stay home it was
a long shot, but... I like that we tried.

459
00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:24,798
Yeah, me, too.

460
00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:28,215
And I'd rather fail with you
than win with anyone else.

461
00:22:31,558 --> 00:22:32,478
Good news!

462
00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:33,976
We won?

463
00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,101
[chuckles] Oh.

464
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:38,567
No. Suzie Applebaum did
with "Winter Wonderland."

465
00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:40,569
Are you kidding me?

466
00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:41,780
Do not tell my mother!

467
00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:43,778
[Alexa sighs]

468
00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:45,572
We were ahead of our time.

469
00:22:45,655 --> 00:22:47,615
So, wait, what was the good news?

470
00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:51,619
Gwenny Thompson lost and got detention
for tackling Nelly Nozzawitz!

471
00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:52,873
Whoo!

472
00:22:53,663 --> 00:22:54,873
[whistle blows]

473
00:22:55,373 --> 00:22:58,923
I've heard the four of you
have been tardy to class all day.

474
00:22:59,002 --> 00:23:02,672
[talking over one another]

475
00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:05,676
Yeah, yeah. I'll make it easy.
You all have detention after school.

476
00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:09,005
I enjoyed your presentation, Hoops.

477
00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:10,846
You thought it was good?

478
00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:14,021
Oh, God, no. But I really enjoyed it.

479
00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:20,444
♪ Stir the pot like a boss ♪

480
00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:22,694
♪ I love marinara sauce ♪

481
00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:23,896
[chuckles]

482
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:25,486
There's your solo.

483
00:23:28,990 --> 00:23:30,450
Can I hang out over here?

484
00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:34,203
I guess that's a yes.

485
00:23:36,498 --> 00:23:37,868
Mom talked to my class again.

486
00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:41,959
-How did it go?
-Not good. There was some biting.

487
00:23:43,713 --> 00:23:44,553
OK.

488
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:46,880
I wish she had a cool job like yours.

489
00:23:47,467 --> 00:23:50,047
Are you kidding me?
Your mom has one of the coolest jobs.

490
00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:51,927
She doesn't get hit by lightning.

491
00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:54,984
No.

492
00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:58,519
But if a person
did get struck by lightning at work,

493
00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:00,063
they would have to talk to your mom.

494
00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:02,317
So she talks to cool people?

495
00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:03,399
No.

496
00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:05,992
Cool people talk to her.

497
00:24:06,903 --> 00:24:08,453
And that's not her only job.

498
00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:10,660
She's a mom, a chef,

499
00:24:10,740 --> 00:24:12,910
a chauffeur, a personal shopper.

500
00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:15,000
She's in charge of everything.

501
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:16,117
Wow.

502
00:24:16,204 --> 00:24:19,294
-She's like the president of your family.
-[knocking]

503
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:21,540
There you are.

504
00:24:22,502 --> 00:24:24,802
About this afternoon,
I just wanted to say...

505
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:27,338
Thank you.

506
00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:28,434
For what?

507
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:30,471
Everything.

508
00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:32,967
Wow.

509
00:24:33,054 --> 00:24:35,144
I don't know what this is about,
but I will take it.

510
00:24:36,349 --> 00:24:37,559
[Jennifer chuckles]

511
00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:41,308
Another perfect landing.

512
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:43,189
[door closes]

513
00:24:44,399 --> 00:24:45,229
Mom!

514
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,397
[door slams]

515
00:24:46,484 --> 00:24:47,494
Hey, babe.

516
00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:50,986
All of your friends
love the video of you I posted.

517
00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:52,703
What's wrong with them?

518
00:24:53,408 --> 00:24:56,238
Yeah, I've been getting texts
all afternoon.

519
00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,248
Honey, that was so sweet of you.

520
00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,750
I think everybody's jealous
that I'm so close to my boy.

521
00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:01,832
Mwah!

522
00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:04,129
It's supposed to be embarrassing!

523
00:25:04,711 --> 00:25:07,461
Not at all!
I was thinking we could do one together.

524
00:25:07,547 --> 00:25:08,377
No.

525
00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:10,835
♪ I love Lucas, he's my boy ♪

526
00:25:11,426 --> 00:25:13,796
♪ He's our little pride and joy ♪

527
00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:15,217
[Lori laughs]

528
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,140
♪ With his decked-out hair ♪

529
00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:20,055
♪ And his cool, skinny jeans ♪

530
00:25:20,644 --> 00:25:23,444
♪ Mom and Dad made one cool teen ♪

531
00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:25,440
-Yeah!
-What? What?

532
00:25:25,523 --> 00:25:28,153
Lucas, we love you. We love you.

533
00:25:28,735 --> 00:25:30,565
Mommy and Daddy love you!

534
00:25:31,571 --> 00:25:33,111
All day, Lucas!

535
00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:35,949
-Always be my baby boy.
-Always!

536
00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:37,204
-Always!
-Mwah!

537
00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:41,077
Posted!

538
00:26:17,492 --> 00:26:18,582
No.

539
00:26:33,133 --> 00:26:34,133
♪ Hey! ♪

540
00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:46,189
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

541
00:26:49,232 --> 00:26:50,982
♪ I've got you ♪

542
00:26:51,067 --> 00:26:53,187
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

543
00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:56,198
♪ We'll do this together ♪