1 00:00:09,801 --> 00:00:11,761 [Alexa] Since Katie had been kicked off Chore Cats, 2 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:14,555 she had to find a new job to raise the money for London. 3 00:00:14,639 --> 00:00:17,559 Luckily, I know all of Katie's personal information. 4 00:00:17,642 --> 00:00:21,312 So the two of us can fill out twice as many applications in half the time. 5 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:24,190 You're okay handling hot metals, right? 6 00:00:25,066 --> 00:00:28,026 I once took a spoon out of the dishwasher mid-cycle. 7 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:29,151 So, yes. 8 00:00:29,654 --> 00:00:31,914 All right. Well, then let's make this happen. 9 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:34,238 We are going to visualize you getting a job. 10 00:00:34,325 --> 00:00:36,785 I learned this in my support group. Close your eyes. 11 00:00:38,747 --> 00:00:42,127 Picture the perfect job. 12 00:00:43,501 --> 00:00:45,801 Imagine yourself getting hired. 13 00:00:46,337 --> 00:00:48,667 See yourself working there. 14 00:00:49,966 --> 00:00:51,006 Open your eyes. 15 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:54,929 [audience laughing] 16 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,305 How did you do that? 17 00:00:57,932 --> 00:00:59,102 I don't know. 18 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:03,649 [chuckles] How perfect would this be? 19 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:04,690 So perfect. 20 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:06,728 Oh! Um, Barry... 21 00:01:06,816 --> 00:01:08,146 Mr. Barry. 22 00:01:08,443 --> 00:01:10,993 I am officially applying for the job. 23 00:01:11,112 --> 00:01:13,492 Okay. Write your name and number on here. 24 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:18,122 Terrific. 25 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,080 Now, I'll be in touch... never. 26 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:22,754 No, I'm serious. 27 00:01:23,374 --> 00:01:24,214 Please. 28 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:26,043 Pretty please. 29 00:01:26,127 --> 00:01:27,667 Yeah, give her a chance! 30 00:01:27,962 --> 00:01:30,172 Yeah, please! I'm really great. 31 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:32,966 You'll love her. Everyone loves her. She's the best. 32 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:35,141 If I say yes, will you stop talking? 33 00:01:36,721 --> 00:01:38,681 Friday. Five o'clock. Come in for an interview. 34 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:40,597 [chuckles] 35 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:42,597 What are you doing? 36 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,766 Visualizing you giving me your cookie. 37 00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:47,855 [audience laughing] 38 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:53,696 [gasps] It worked! 39 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:57,947 ♪ I've got you ♪ 40 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:01,575 ♪ When I can't take it any longer ♪ 41 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:04,038 ♪ You make me feel stronger ♪ 42 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:06,294 ♪ I've got you ♪ 43 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:10,205 ♪ When I can't take it You make it so much better ♪ 44 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:12,626 ♪ We'll do this together ♪ 45 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:18,220 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh We'll do this together ♪ 46 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:20,809 ♪ I've got you ♪ 47 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,141 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 48 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:25,351 ♪ We'll do this together ♪ 49 00:02:29,065 --> 00:02:30,475 -Hey! -[Dylan] Hey! 50 00:02:31,067 --> 00:02:32,567 -Wait... -[Dylan] Nope. 51 00:02:33,027 --> 00:02:35,737 [chuckles] Is that the picture you took yesterday? 52 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:37,452 How often do you change these out? 53 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:39,326 I don't know. 54 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:40,619 Not that often. 55 00:02:40,910 --> 00:02:42,410 Probably, like, every... 56 00:02:42,787 --> 00:02:44,077 single... 57 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:45,369 day. 58 00:02:46,624 --> 00:02:49,384 Well, it's super dorky and super cute. 59 00:02:50,211 --> 00:02:52,091 Strawberries! Brand new shirt! 60 00:02:52,213 --> 00:02:54,723 [grunts] Ugh! Another Mendoza. 61 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:57,760 What did I ever do to deserve being stuck with your brother 62 00:02:57,844 --> 00:02:58,974 as my cooking class partner? 63 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:02,219 Well, a lot of not-so-great things. You call people names. 64 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:03,767 -You gossip. -You're a snob. 65 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,440 I saw you yell at that puppy once-- 66 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:07,728 Every day, Lucas pretends to cut his thumb off, 67 00:03:07,812 --> 00:03:09,692 then spray something right across the room. 68 00:03:09,814 --> 00:03:13,694 Not some days, not once in a while. Every... day. 69 00:03:14,068 --> 00:03:16,068 Jerks! This is ridiculous! 70 00:03:16,237 --> 00:03:18,737 I can't believe Lucas is tormenting Gwenny. 71 00:03:19,115 --> 00:03:21,445 It's nice when families can do things together. 72 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:27,003 [grunts] Ugh! Jelly-spraying, annoying, overgrown gorilla child! 73 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:28,634 No, he's not. 74 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:30,670 Lucas is sweet and cute, 75 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:31,792 and generous and cute, 76 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:33,708 and loyal and cute, and wonderful. 77 00:03:35,506 --> 00:03:36,586 Lucas Mendoza? 78 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:40,257 -Really? -Yes. 79 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:43,346 Yes, so quit calling him names and give him a chance. 80 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,890 Hey, Gwenny, you forgot your notebook. 81 00:03:45,975 --> 00:03:50,895 Oh no, I didn't know you were in the spray zone. Sorry. 82 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:54,358 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He's also... kind. 83 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:57,489 [chuckles] That's what I'm talking about. Up top! 84 00:03:58,279 --> 00:04:00,659 I don't know what's happening, but it's fun. 85 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:03,579 [chuckles] See, Gwenny? He's awesome. 86 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:04,793 Oh, God... 87 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:06,365 [laughs] 88 00:04:06,621 --> 00:04:09,961 I think I... made my point. 89 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:17,338 -Hey, hon. -Hey, Mom, big news. 90 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:19,593 Remember how you said I was too smart to be spending 91 00:04:19,717 --> 00:04:21,587 all my free time in front of screens? 92 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:23,508 I said a lot of that sentence, yeah. 93 00:04:24,722 --> 00:04:27,772 Well, I found something that doesn't use a computer, 94 00:04:27,850 --> 00:04:29,440 won't cost you any money, 95 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:30,979 and I'll get exercise. 96 00:04:31,562 --> 00:04:33,232 I love all of that sentence. 97 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,110 I'm gonna learn how to tap dance! 98 00:04:36,567 --> 00:04:38,277 Cal gave me his old shoes. [shoes tap] 99 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:41,323 Jack, that's great! This is gonna be fun. 100 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:43,196 I just learned this step online. Check it out! 101 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:46,454 -Good job! -Wait, I'm not done. 102 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:52,535 -That is fanta-- -I'm still not done. 103 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:55,750 Wow. [giggles] 104 00:04:56,921 --> 00:04:59,221 Look how much sound your little feet can make. 105 00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:04,550 To conclude our interview, Miss Cooper, 106 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:06,639 what is your greatest weakness? 107 00:05:06,764 --> 00:05:10,184 I sometimes make coffee too fast and too delicious. 108 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:12,439 Katie... 109 00:05:12,895 --> 00:05:14,225 That is the perfect answer. 110 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:18,778 -I'd totally order a macchiato from you. -Ooh, what's that? 111 00:05:19,527 --> 00:05:21,107 [audience laughing] 112 00:05:21,362 --> 00:05:22,492 You're gonna do great. 113 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:25,618 I was just thinking how I wanted a cupcake! 114 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,656 Am I making things happen? 115 00:05:28,119 --> 00:05:29,159 Am I a witch? 116 00:05:30,538 --> 00:05:31,578 Hey, kids! 117 00:05:31,956 --> 00:05:34,666 -Dylan, my man! What's up? -Hey. 118 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:40,383 I don't think we should be doing this. 119 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:41,465 Word. 120 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:46,466 Mom, these cupcakes are the best thing you have ever made. 121 00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:48,604 [chuckles] I didn't make them. 122 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:51,064 "Gourmet cooking for students. 123 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:52,734 Lucas Mendoza and..." 124 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:56,016 No! These were made by... 125 00:05:56,272 --> 00:05:58,072 [ball dribbling nearby] 126 00:05:58,316 --> 00:06:00,486 [Gwenny] Hashtag #Gwenny! Game over. 127 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,026 You're going to get all weird now, aren't you? 128 00:06:05,114 --> 00:06:05,954 Yes. 129 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:08,029 -I'm gonna go. -Good idea. 130 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:09,329 [Gwenny giggles] 131 00:06:09,827 --> 00:06:11,157 She's in my house. 132 00:06:12,747 --> 00:06:14,457 Alexa, hi! 133 00:06:14,665 --> 00:06:16,375 Super cute house. 134 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:19,171 I always assumed you lived in a place that's smaller, 135 00:06:19,253 --> 00:06:20,803 darker, and covered in bats. 136 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:23,130 [audience laughing] 137 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:28,011 That was a lot of fun. 138 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:30,139 Great jump shot, or should I say... 139 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:32,925 [both] Pogo! [both laugh ] 140 00:06:33,851 --> 00:06:34,851 I don't get it. 141 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:36,805 Why is that funny? 142 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:38,273 That's not funny. 143 00:06:39,148 --> 00:06:40,188 Inside joke. 144 00:06:41,984 --> 00:06:43,194 [Katie clears throat] 145 00:06:43,694 --> 00:06:45,994 I thought you couldn't stand him. 146 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:49,200 So did I, but I decided to give him a chance. 147 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:53,624 We came here to do our cooking assignment, took some super cute selfies. 148 00:06:53,704 --> 00:06:57,084 It turns out we both love the same filters. [chuckles] 149 00:06:57,625 --> 00:07:00,335 Thank you for making me woke to his charms. [sighs] 150 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:03,972 What have I done? 151 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:06,090 [audience laughing] 152 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:09,890 Did someone rearrange my spice drawer? 153 00:07:10,179 --> 00:07:12,009 I made it a little more intuitive. 154 00:07:12,348 --> 00:07:15,598 It was almost there. It just needed a little help over the finish line. 155 00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:23,612 -I should get going. -Oh, darn it. [chuckles] 156 00:07:25,361 --> 00:07:27,161 Cool. I'll see you tomorrow. 157 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:33,371 Lucas, what are you doing? You can't hang out with Gwenny Thompson! 158 00:07:33,494 --> 00:07:35,164 I'll hang out with whomever I want. 159 00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:37,326 It's whomever... Wait, you said it right. 160 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:38,825 [audience laughing] 161 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:42,167 Gwenny kept correcting me. She, like... knows stuff. 162 00:07:43,254 --> 00:07:45,174 -It's pretty cool. -[shouts] It's not cool! 163 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:48,550 Sorry! Forgot my stevia. 164 00:07:48,759 --> 00:07:51,969 It's a great way to bake without all that refined sugar. Bye! 165 00:07:52,054 --> 00:07:54,144 -[Gwenny chuckles] -Wait up, Gwenny. 166 00:07:54,223 --> 00:07:57,523 Do you, like, wanna hang out after school, tomorrow? 167 00:07:57,768 --> 00:08:00,058 Like, not for class, but for, like... 168 00:08:00,521 --> 00:08:01,941 -hanging out? -[Gwenny chuckles] 169 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:05,363 Most def. [chuckles] And don't say "like" so much. 170 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:06,283 Right. 171 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:18,040 I bake with agave nectar. 172 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:19,871 I will not be sugar shamed. 173 00:08:21,125 --> 00:08:22,585 It's gonna be okay, babe. 174 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,514 [audience laughing] 175 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:29,549 How did Gwenny already post six photos from my house? 176 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:34,425 "#mendozahang, #thecoolmendoza, #notalexa"? 177 00:08:35,556 --> 00:08:37,806 [clears throat] This is all my fault. 178 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:39,314 Don't blame yourself. 179 00:08:40,144 --> 00:08:43,274 I told Gwenny how great Lucas is. 180 00:08:43,731 --> 00:08:46,941 This is all your fault! Why would you do that? 181 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:49,236 She was being mean and calling him names! 182 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:51,610 And I didn't expect her to do that! 183 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:52,567 [sighs] 184 00:08:52,823 --> 00:08:54,373 Okay, okay. 185 00:08:55,117 --> 00:08:56,197 I can fix this. 186 00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:58,827 You know, if there's one thing I know, it's how to get to Gwenny. 187 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:03,038 Yeah, after tomorrow, she will never want to #mendozahang again! [scoffs] 188 00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:04,794 She won't last ten minutes. 189 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:07,377 No, let's make it five. [cracks her knuckles] 190 00:09:07,588 --> 00:09:08,708 [gasps] Ow. 191 00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:12,716 [shoes tapping] 192 00:09:14,845 --> 00:09:17,465 Jack! I have a test tomorrow. 193 00:09:18,432 --> 00:09:20,562 Is there somewhere else you could do that? 194 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:22,443 I gotta go wherever the dance takes me. 195 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:26,895 Okay. 196 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:29,743 Well, I need the dance to take you outside. 197 00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:42,331 [tapping stops] 198 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:45,331 [Jack] Sorry, I had to tie my shoe. 199 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:47,501 [tapping resumes] 200 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,340 Gwenny's going to be here any minute. 201 00:09:57,221 --> 00:09:59,431 It's like watching a dog play the piano. 202 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:05,056 I think Gwenny's a good influence on him. Plus these cupcakes. 203 00:10:05,229 --> 00:10:09,149 Enough with the cupcakes already. Oh, what is the big deal? 204 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,160 Wow, these are fantastic. 205 00:10:15,906 --> 00:10:18,366 What are you guys doing down here? Gwenny's coming over. 206 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:22,161 As exciting as that sounds, the last thing we care about is what 207 00:10:22,246 --> 00:10:23,866 -you and Gwenny Thompson do. -[knocking] 208 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:29,087 -Hey, Gwenny. -Hi, Lucas. 209 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:33,585 Gwenny, listen, I just have to know what you put in these cupcakes. 210 00:10:33,674 --> 00:10:36,554 A pinch of freshly ground nutmeg and amaranth flour. 211 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:40,102 Wow, you're kidding! It's what I expected. 212 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:45,141 I realize I may have overstepped with your spice drawer yesterday. 213 00:10:45,227 --> 00:10:47,977 I'm sorry. I'm a little nutty when it comes to organization. 214 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:50,650 Oh. Yeah, that must be hard. [chuckles] 215 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:55,490 I will say, your cookie sheet drawer... perfection. 216 00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:58,988 Oh, well, I don't know about perfection. Really? 217 00:10:59,408 --> 00:11:00,988 Oh. Thank you! [chuckles] 218 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:05,868 [moking her] You like her. 219 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,251 I do! [chuckles] 220 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,884 But she's a controlling perfectionist know-it-all. 221 00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:13,625 I have no idea what I see in her. 222 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,432 That's an unsolvable mystery. 223 00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:22,814 [Lucas giggles] Check this out. We have bunny ears. 224 00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:23,930 We look so cute. [giggles] 225 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:26,686 [Katie snickers] Let's do this. 226 00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:30,734 This is a selfie of me at the zoo. 227 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:34,355 Oh! Sorry, just having a little snack. 228 00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:36,607 -Is that-- -Guacamole? 229 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,700 Oh, yeah. 230 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:41,778 I hate guacamole. 231 00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:42,907 It makes me gag. 232 00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:44,791 That's right! 233 00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:48,577 I completely forgot you threw up on Taco Day in the third grade. 234 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:50,666 [both giggling] 235 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:53,383 Just ignore her. This is one of me in the mirror. 236 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:55,973 [shoes tapping] 237 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:04,061 Dude, I have a guest over. 238 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:05,473 Oh, but Katie told me-- 239 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:09,348 I told him you didn't want to hurt his feelings by telling him... 240 00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:11,855 you didn't want to see him dance? 241 00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:16,402 Oh! I can tell him. I don't mind hurting kids' feelings. 242 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:18,820 [Katie sighs] 243 00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:21,241 Mmm. 244 00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:23,949 Kyle calls this stuff elephant snot. 245 00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:28,083 Ugh! I'm out of here. Enjoy your gua... [gags] 246 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:30,037 [Gwenny clears throat then pants] 247 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,334 Guac... [gags then pants] 248 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:33,878 I need some fresh air. 249 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:37,335 Wait, I'll come with you. We can walk through the park. 250 00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:38,841 That sounds nice. 251 00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:40,889 It's kind of cold out. Wear my sweatshirt. 252 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:48,637 Thanks. 253 00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:51,476 The sun will be setting. You know what they say about sunset selfies? 254 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,772 It's the most flattering light! 255 00:12:56,817 --> 00:12:57,937 What just happened? 256 00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:01,451 You made it bad, 257 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,121 but I made it worse. 258 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,530 Okay, we've gotta stop her. 259 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,657 Because first, it starts with cupcakes and basketball. 260 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:09,334 Now, it's sunset selfies, and before you know, they'll be married. 261 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:10,830 Married? 262 00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:12,538 She's out of control. 263 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:13,915 She's the worst. 264 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:15,090 I like her. 265 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,298 [audience laughing] 266 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:24,968 [shoes tapping] 267 00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:30,058 Jack, I got a surprise for you. 268 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:31,136 Hmm! 269 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:32,977 I stopped on my way home from work 270 00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:35,062 and rented that new video game you've been wanting. 271 00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:36,939 You said that was too scary for me. 272 00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:38,693 That was last week. 273 00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:41,697 Live in the now, man. 274 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:43,910 [Jennnifer chuckles] 275 00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:45,409 We only have it for a day. 276 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:47,871 So better get to chopping off heads. 277 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:52,077 Maybe later. I'm trying to master this new step. 278 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:54,957 [shoes tapping] 279 00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:58,804 Okay, Jack? 280 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,472 Jack? [shouts] Jack! 281 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,339 Come over here. We need to talk. 282 00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:07,141 [takes a deep breath] 283 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:12,234 Honey, I love that you've found a new interest, 284 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:16,271 but I just can't have you dancing around the house all the time. 285 00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:19,574 You need to find something quieter to enjoy. 286 00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:24,656 Ooh, like doing a puzzle of a dancer. 287 00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:27,737 Okay. 288 00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:30,793 [shoes tapping] 289 00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,413 Jack, wait. 290 00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:35,331 Bring me the shoes. 291 00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:37,791 [audience laughing] 292 00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:46,011 I've tried everything in my arsenal to drive Lucas and Gwenny apart. 293 00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:48,053 But they've hung out every day this week. 294 00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:52,098 -We've hung out every day this week. -But you guys are adorable and fun. 295 00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:53,774 They're upsetting and barfy. 296 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:59,021 Okay, eventually the excitement will wear off, and Lucas will move on. 297 00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:00,856 It's like that time he got that green hoodie. 298 00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:02,781 He wore it every day for a month. 299 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:06,160 And one day, he left it in the woods, and a raccoon had her babies on it. 300 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:11,198 So, we should drop Gwenny in the woods and let nature take its course? 301 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,285 [audience laughing] 302 00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:17,828 Please, tell me you guys are hanging out just to annoy me. 303 00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:21,672 I actually like Lucas. Annoying you is just a bonus. [chuckles] 304 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:22,924 See you tonight. 305 00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:24,590 -Tonight? -Yup. 306 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,839 We're going on our first date. Oh, sorry... 307 00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:29,428 Hashtag #firstdate. 308 00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:32,512 Oh, come on! 309 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,732 I just got so tired! 310 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:40,306 All right. We've tried to sabotage them the old-fashioned way. 311 00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:44,067 -It's time to kick it up a notch. -Mmm, I love everything you're saying. 312 00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:45,318 How do we do it? 313 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,945 Okay, I feel like you missed the point of the green hoodie story. 314 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:52,909 We are going to give them the worst date advice. 315 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,945 But Gwenny will never take bad advice from us. 316 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:57,617 She'd just do the exact opposite of what we say. 317 00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:03,174 Oh, so we give her good advice, and she'll do the exact opposite. 318 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:06,875 Reverse psychology date sabotaged! 319 00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:12,102 Gwen and I have been at this for years. She'll anticipate reverse psychology. 320 00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:16,521 Which is why we're going to use reverse reverse psychology. 321 00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:18,437 I'll give Gwenny bad advice. 322 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:22,309 She'll assume I'm hoping she'll do the exact opposite, and do exactly what I say. 323 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,440 -Perfect. -What? 324 00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:27,029 Or... 325 00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:29,451 just stop meddling in their business. 326 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:32,570 It'll fizzle out, and we can have our own date. 327 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,617 That's really sweet. 328 00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:37,080 No. We're doing this. 329 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:40,169 If anyone asks... [whispers] ...you never heard anything. 330 00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:44,546 Yeah, you end a lot of our conversations that way! 331 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,255 Gwenny, hi. 332 00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:53,798 If you're here to talk me out of going to dinner with Lucas, 333 00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:55,347 you're wasting your time. 334 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:57,811 I've already picked out the accessories for my outfit, 335 00:16:57,891 --> 00:16:59,141 and they sparkle. 336 00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:00,556 They sparkle hard. 337 00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:04,109 No. I've accepted it. 338 00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:06,819 But if you're going to be seeing Lucas, I might as well help you. 339 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:08,861 You want to help me? 340 00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:09,994 -Really? -Really. 341 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,529 Really? Advice would be great. 342 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,320 And don't mention his hair. 343 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,285 Never talk about it. 344 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:17,952 Even if he brings it up. 345 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,370 So don't open doors or pull out the chair for her. 346 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:23,416 Never. But she does love when you order for her. 347 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,670 So don't even let her touch the menu. 348 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:29,673 The only thing he loves more than books, is talking about books. 349 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,302 And she doesn't hear well in crowded places, 350 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:35,184 so be sure to talk loudly. 351 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,675 He's always making jokes, but no one ever realizes it. 352 00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:41,019 So laugh. A lot. 353 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,650 So laugh. A lot. 354 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,773 Wow. That is so helpful. Thanks. 355 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,567 Wow. That is so helpful. Thanks. 356 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:53,656 As if I'd fall for that. 357 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,329 She thinks I'll do the opposite of everything she said. 358 00:17:56,408 --> 00:18:00,368 So I'm going to do the opposite of the opposite of what she said. 359 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,996 [snickers] She's so basic. 360 00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:09,459 This relationship's going to be over before they order dessert. [sighs] 361 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:12,048 Let's make it appetizers. [cracks her knuckles then gasps] 362 00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:13,382 Ow. 363 00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:16,970 Gwenny's been at the house all week. 364 00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:19,064 I think Lucas really likes her. 365 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,891 She's so organized, and she corrects everybody, 366 00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:23,185 and she's a great cook. 367 00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:25,443 Sounds like somebody I went to high school with. 368 00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:27,693 You're right. 369 00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:29,648 She's totally Debbie Williams. 370 00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:31,743 [audience laughing] 371 00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,658 Found this bag of heads. Awesome. 372 00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:37,374 What's going on over there? 373 00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:39,908 I just couldn't take the noise anymore. 374 00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:42,911 I think I broke him. 375 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,172 My tiny dancer. 376 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:47,964 [sighs] 377 00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:51,169 Can't believe I'm about to do this. 378 00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:53,589 Jack? 379 00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:56,434 Honey, you don't have to play that video game. 380 00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:58,510 You can tap dance. 381 00:18:58,595 --> 00:19:00,175 Said no parent ever. 382 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,680 -Really? -Your shoes are in the closet. 383 00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:09,192 They're behind the vacuum, under the winter coats, in a box. 384 00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,015 Labeled "Goodwill." 385 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:13,988 You're a good mom. 386 00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:15,986 I'm about to be an insane mom. 387 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,661 I have no idea how I'm going to deal with the noise. 388 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,235 I may have a solution. 389 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:24,254 [shoes tapping] 390 00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:31,296 This is amazing! 391 00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:34,132 Tell Dave to thank his friends at the airport! 392 00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:37,094 Oh, I'm so glad you noticed! I just got it cut! 393 00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:40,427 Oh, it's not new! I just haven't worn it in a while. 394 00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:42,389 I've missed this! 395 00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:43,472 Merlot! 396 00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,732 [Gwenny pants, chuckles] 397 00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:58,744 I guess I can manage, like I did with the car door, 398 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,871 and the restaurant door. [chuckles] 399 00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,203 I like your outfit. 400 00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:06,331 Thanks for sending me a photo of it first. 401 00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:08,463 Thanks for approving it. [chuckles] 402 00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:12,424 Oh, no, you don't! That's my job. 403 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,423 -[Gwenny giggles] -[Lucas chuckles] 404 00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:24,262 I'm so glad we're here to witness this. We're like conductors in a symphony. 405 00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,428 Breakup in G minor. 406 00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:28,516 [audience laughing] 407 00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:32,364 Have we made any decisions yet? 408 00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,186 Um, yes! 409 00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:36,324 Could I please have... 410 00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:38,528 some more free bread? 411 00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:44,405 -You look great tonight. -Thanks. 412 00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:45,583 So do you. 413 00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:48,036 And your hair... Never mind. 414 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,287 What about my hair? 415 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,333 Let's change the subject. 416 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,128 Read anything interesting lately? 417 00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:54,961 Uh... 418 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,174 The "Please Wait To Be Seated" sign? 419 00:20:57,756 --> 00:21:00,466 What? Oh, you're being funny! 420 00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:02,676 [chortles] 421 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:06,347 Seriously, though. What book are you reading right now? 422 00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:07,845 Huh? 423 00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:11,310 [cackles] 424 00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,057 You're the funny one. 425 00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:15,725 I don't know why people don't laugh at you more. 426 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:18,403 -What? -Oh, right! 427 00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:23,365 [yelling] I don't know why people don't laugh at you more! 428 00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:26,491 [Alexa and Katie laughing] 429 00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:30,043 My manager says you have to order something to get more bread. 430 00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:31,752 Okay. 431 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:35,590 What do you recommend that is under three dollars? 432 00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:38,172 The vending machine at the gas station? 433 00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:43,344 [yelling] I'm not reading any books! 434 00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:48,183 -Why are you yelling at me? -Why aren't you talking about my hair? 435 00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:51,175 Because Alexa told me not to, and that you love books 436 00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:52,518 and a bunch of other stuff. 437 00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:54,808 [yelling] Katie told me to laugh a lot, 438 00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:57,396 and you can't hear well... Ohhhh... 439 00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:01,986 I should have known. Alexa conspired against us. 440 00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:04,490 She used reverse reverse psychology on me. 441 00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:06,912 Katie used psychology on me! 442 00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:09,454 They thought they could ruin us. 443 00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:11,115 [Gwenny gasps] 444 00:22:11,204 --> 00:22:12,124 They're here! 445 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:15,002 They don't know we saw them. 446 00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:17,495 -Want to get even? -Always. 447 00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:19,876 She wants to see us fighting, so... 448 00:22:19,963 --> 00:22:22,173 Let's show her we're having the best date ever. 449 00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:28,012 -What did we miss? I can't hear them. -Why are they smiling? 450 00:22:28,096 --> 00:22:30,676 [chuckles] This is the best date ever. 451 00:22:31,099 --> 00:22:33,519 You have really pretty eyes. 452 00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:38,609 -Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. -Ugh. 453 00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:42,317 -Another breadstick? -I'd love one. 454 00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:47,447 [both laughing] 455 00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:49,832 Oh, I can't breathe. [inhales deeply] 456 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:52,080 Am I sinking into the floor? 457 00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:54,873 You really do have pretty eyes. 458 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:56,960 Your hair looks beautiful tonight. 459 00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:59,542 -That means a lot. -[Gwenny chuckles] 460 00:23:01,004 --> 00:23:02,804 You know what would make Alexa really mad? 461 00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:04,553 Way ahead of you. 462 00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:05,930 No! 463 00:23:06,134 --> 00:23:09,224 Stop! This isn't happening! Shut it down! 464 00:23:09,304 --> 00:23:10,474 Health code violation! 465 00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:13,385 And I think you've had enough breadsticks! 466 00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:16,476 [Alexa pants] 467 00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:17,731 What are you doing? 468 00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:19,273 You guys were just fighting. 469 00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:21,818 Your little sabotage worked for a minute. 470 00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:24,237 But now I like Gwenny more than ever. 471 00:23:24,319 --> 00:23:25,609 She's pretty dope. 472 00:23:25,695 --> 00:23:27,815 [chuckles] Whatever! You're the dope one. 473 00:23:28,782 --> 00:23:30,032 Let me just be clear. [inhales] 474 00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:33,537 All the butting in and meddling we did to keep you guys apart 475 00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:35,120 has only driven you closer together? 476 00:23:35,455 --> 00:23:36,825 -Pretty much. -Thanks. 477 00:23:37,332 --> 00:23:41,132 And I already came up with our couples name. Hashtag #Gwencas. 478 00:23:41,336 --> 00:23:42,546 And I'm posting it. 479 00:23:42,629 --> 00:23:44,049 [both] No! 480 00:23:44,339 --> 00:23:45,719 [waitress clears throat] 481 00:23:47,217 --> 00:23:48,387 We know, we're leaving. 482 00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:50,972 Thank you. You've been super fun. 483 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:54,306 Definitely let me know where you work, so I can stop by sometime. 484 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:58,400 I don't have anywhere to work yet. I'm trying to get a job. 485 00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:01,523 Oh, no, I'm trying to get a job. 486 00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:02,766 My interview! 487 00:24:04,901 --> 00:24:06,321 Just so you know, 488 00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:09,573 I left my wallet at home because Katie said you love to pay. 489 00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:11,865 [audience laughing] 490 00:24:16,037 --> 00:24:17,577 Too late. 491 00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:19,708 I am so sorry. 492 00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:21,543 There's no excuse. 493 00:24:21,918 --> 00:24:23,708 Please just give me another chance. 494 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:24,959 No. 495 00:24:27,090 --> 00:24:28,880 [grunts] Ugh. I blew it. 496 00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:33,508 No, this is not how this day ends. I'm saying something. 497 00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:36,807 Didn't we just learn that meddling only makes things worse? 498 00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:38,227 You're right. 499 00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:39,944 But I can't help myself. 500 00:24:41,646 --> 00:24:42,556 Hey, 501 00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:46,281 you've got to give Katie a chance. She deserves her interview. 502 00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:48,489 Isn't this the face you want welcoming people here? 503 00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:49,820 I mean, Katie, 504 00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:51,195 say welcome to Wired. 505 00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:55,290 -We... welcome to Wired. -[Alexa gasps then sighs] 506 00:24:55,952 --> 00:24:59,252 See? That's the most welcome I've ever felt. 507 00:25:00,248 --> 00:25:03,288 And you don't even know how she makes her coffee. 508 00:25:03,418 --> 00:25:07,838 -Katie, how do you make your coffee? -Too fast and too delicious! 509 00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:12,144 Wow, I want someone like that making my coffee. 510 00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:15,009 If I give her the job, will you please stop talking? 511 00:25:16,306 --> 00:25:17,306 You start next week. 512 00:25:17,390 --> 00:25:19,770 -[Alexa and Katie scream] -Whoa! Don't do that. 513 00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:22,152 Thank you so much. 514 00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:25,898 I... cannot believe that worked! 515 00:25:26,149 --> 00:25:29,689 So, meddling doesn't always make things worse? 516 00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:31,988 Exactly. That's what we learned today. 517 00:25:32,072 --> 00:25:33,952 We should always meddle, 518 00:25:34,407 --> 00:25:36,077 except for when we shouldn't. 519 00:25:36,159 --> 00:25:38,199 Either way, I have a job. 520 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:41,580 Which means I'll be able to pay to go to London... 521 00:25:41,831 --> 00:25:45,421 and you are getting all the free mochas you want. 522 00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:47,132 [Barry] No free mochas! 523 00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:49,756 Right! Got it. 524 00:25:50,423 --> 00:25:51,263 [Barry] Nope. 525 00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:27,590 SDH created by: Chiranjib Sahoo