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[Alexa] After everything that happened
last year, I decided to see a therapist.
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And it was pretty helpful,
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like the day I brought Katie.
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You remember Katie.
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[squeaky toy squeaking]
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My super annoying,
know-it-all best friend.
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So, when you asked to bring Katie
with you today,
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you said you'd had a fight.
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A big fight.
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- Huge.
- It was just big.
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[squeaky toy squeaking]
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Okay.
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So what would you say
was the cause of this big,
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huge,
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larger-than-average fight?
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- [blows raspberry] I think it was...
- Probably when...
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- Um...
- Or it was...
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I have a better idea.
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You said the fight started last night.
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Let's go through yesterday, hmm?
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It was the first day of 11th grade.
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You see, first days of school
are really big for us. [chuckle]
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Huge.
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Oh, so that can be huge?
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[Katie] Anyway, it was the first day
of 11th grade.
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Hey...
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first day of school.
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Exciting!
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Dad, I'm a junior now.
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It's not, "Oh, I'm so excited!" anymore.
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[short gasp] We're juniors!
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Ah! I'm so excited!
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Seriously?
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- Trade.
- Trade.
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Mmm, yeah.
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Ha!
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I can't believe it.
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We're upperclassmen,
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we look amazing,
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and I'm driving to school
with a licensed adult in the car.
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[sighs] Sorry, honey,
I got a bunch of stuff planned
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for your mom's and my anniversary and...
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I really wanna live to enjoy them.
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Dad, if we wanna get our licenses
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we have to do more than practice
practice-driving on Katie's couch,
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and my driver's ed teacher said I need
as much time behind the wheel as possible.
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He also said don't drive
within 30 miles of his house.
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Oh, he was kidding.
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He was trembling.
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But he's always trembling.[chuckles]
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I mean, it's like, get a sweater, dude.
[chuckles]
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[Dave chuckles]
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- Good morning.
- Hey.
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We wanted to be here
when Lucas left for college.
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And for fancy "first day
of school" breakfast. [chuckles]
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I just see toast.
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Lori and I are going to brunch.
We've been married 20 years today.
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Oh, that's beautiful.
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So just toast and cold cereal then?
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Honey, I put some extra underpants
in your suitcase
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next to your night light and soft blankie.
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Oh, you look so handsome.
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I also left you a note that I wrote you
when you were seven years old
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about how much I was gonna miss you
when you went off to college.
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I used a quote from "Hollaback Girl."
Just ignore that.
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I'm only gonna be an hour away.
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This whole thing is bananas.
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B-A-N-A-N-A-S. [short breaths]
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Honey, are you sure
you don't want us to drive you?
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I mean, we can set up your dorm,
help you meet new friends.
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Make sure they know the Heimlich.
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You've never been a strong chewer.
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I'm in college now. I don't need my mommy.
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Here's your snack bag to go.
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Ooh, Go-Gurts!
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Well...
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I'm off.
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- [groan] Don't mess up.
- Well, I'll try not to.
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- Bye.
- Bye, buddy.
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[grunts] It's gonna be weird
being the only guy around here.
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Seriously?
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You got this, Jack,
but maybe don't wear a bathrobe to school.
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It's a gi.
Cal quit Taekwondo and gave it to me.
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I'm wearing it to school
so people know I'm cool.
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If that doesn't work,
at least you'll know some self-defense.
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- Bye, guys.
- Bye.
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[sighs]
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Cherish this time, Jennifer.
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[Jack farts]
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Every minute.
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Um... Taekwon toots.
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It happens.
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A lot.
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Wow.
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First kid is in college.
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So who's ready
for some anniversary brunch?
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I'm so excited.
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Oh, honey, I know. I'm sad, too.
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But you know what helps...
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is French toast. [chuckles]
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[Alexa] Speed it up, Katie.
Therapy is only 50 minutes.
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[tape speed sound effects]
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[Katie] I am painting a picture.
Stop rushing me.
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We're officially juniors!
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We get to have lunch off-campus.
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- Junior section at football games.
- Junior hallway.
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Junior night out.
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Oh, what's junior night out?
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Any night we go out.
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Oh, yeah, best first day of school ever.
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Yeah. [chuckles]
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We were so young and naive back then.
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You mean yesterday?
[squeaky toy squeaking]
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[squeaky toys squeaking continuously]
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♪ I've got you ♪
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♪ When I can't take it any longer ♪
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♪ You make me feel stronger ♪
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♪ I've got you ♪
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♪ When I can't take it ♪
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♪ You make me so much better ♪
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♪ We'll do this together ♪
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♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
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♪ We'll do this together ♪
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♪ I've got you ♪
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♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
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♪ We'll do this together ♪
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We're in the junior hallway.
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We are so in the junior hallway.
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But it's like,
where did the rest of tenth grade go?
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I know, it was my birthday and then,
boom, here we are in 11th grade.
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Katie went to London.
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- Alexa had more good checkups.
- Lucas and Gwenny broke up.
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Ryan and Katie stayed together.
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Alexa and Dylan are friends.
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I feel like I didn't see any of that.
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I know it all happened,
but it feels like it never happened.
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Ah, who cares?
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We're juniors now.
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Oh, found our lockers.
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[Alexa] Mm-hmm. [clears throat and sighs]
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- Switch
- Switch.
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Wow, look at all the stuff juniors do.
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Pep rally Thursday, football game Friday.
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PSAT's October.
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Sign up before it's too late.
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Meet with your guidance counselor.
[fake laughs]
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"Grades matter."
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Wow, junior hall is intense.
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Did we know about all this?
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No one did.
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- I did.
- I did.
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That's why I joined Peggy's study group.
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You know that senior that always talks
about how she got the perfect SAT score.
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Well, she's paying it forward
by tutoring juniors.
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And so that more people know
she got the perfect score.
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There's my crew!
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She can't mean us.
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She can and she does! [laughs]
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Just because you're my ex-BFFLs
doesn't mean we can't be friends.
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It could.
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You're funny. Seriously, we're not
little kids holding grudges anymore.
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Ah, we could be.
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We're mature juniors now.
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Get out of here, freshman!
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I love being mature. [chuckles]
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[Dr. Corts] Hold on.
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Are you friends with Gwenny now?
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That's a whole another session.
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Bye, besties.
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I didn't know getting into college
would start so early...
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or be so much.
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You know, we've got so much going on.
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Maybe we shouldn't go
off-campus for lunch.
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We've been waiting two years
to eat off-campus.
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This is a major dining milestone.
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Yeah, where should we go?
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- Hmm, burgers.
- Tacos.
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- Tacos.
- Burgers.
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Okay, so it sounds
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like you started falling
out of sync before lunch.
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Yes.
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No.
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Maybe.
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Hmm.
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[scoffs] She's writing. [fake laughs]
What is she writing?
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Is it about me?
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Probably, because she never writes
when it's just me.
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She's kidding.
I've got pages and pages on Alexa.
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I think we're getting closer.
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So what happened next?
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[Katie] We were still trying to enjoy
the good parts about being juniors.
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That's right.
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We sure did go off-campus
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for lunch today.
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Because that is what you do
when you are a...
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junior.
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[Gwenny clears her throat]
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Is this still happening?
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We women need to stick together,
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build each other up,
not tear each other down.
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Which is why I say, Hannah,
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never wear that sweater again.
Makes you look like a poor ghost.
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That's what I was going for.
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She's not wrong.
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Hey, what happened to you guys?
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We just met with the guidance counselor.
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We are so not prepared.
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She to told us to collect materials
for our portfolios
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so we can track our accomplishments.
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I don't have materials.
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I don't have accomplishments.
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And college is so expensive.
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I hope I can get a scholarship.
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[Shortie] Oh...
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I forgot my wallet in her office.
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- Just leave it.
- You're right, I don't need lunch today.
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[sighs] I knew we shouldn't
have gone off-campus for lunch.
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I could've met my guidance counselor.
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[sighs] I need a scholarship.
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I need to accomplish accomplishments.
[sucks air through teeth]
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- Right, Alexa?
- What? Oh.
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[Alexa chuckles] She got it all wrong.
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This is what really happened.
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[tape rewind sound effects]
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I am so unprepared.
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You can write your personal essay
about having cancer in high school.
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I'm not gonna write about that.
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- Why not?
- That's a slam dunk.
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I thought mine was a slam dunk.
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Having two moms isn't a big deal anymore.
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Thanks a lot, progress.
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Writing my essay on having cancer is
the last thing I would do. Right, Katie?
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What? [gasps]
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[Katie] I did not spill that smoothie.
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That's really interesting.
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Oh, yeah, that's what started the fight.
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It was the smoothie.
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That's not what started the fight.
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What happened next.
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Alexa talked to her dad
into taking us driving, so...
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What caused the fight
was her driving like a freaking maniac.
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I was not driving like a freaking maniac.
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You were driving like a freaking maniac!
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My Fitbit told me
I was having a heart attack.
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Katie was fine.
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Tell him, Katie.
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Well, I was fine when we were in "park."
[sighs]
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I'm... I'm gonna go home
and worry about college.
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Bye.
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I am a pilot.
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Navigation is in your blood.
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You just need to stay focused.
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What do you think I should write
my college essay on?
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Okay, another unexpected turn
without a blinker.
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I was thinking I could write about me
being on the basketball team.
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Sure.
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And how you, uh, went right back out there
after the year you were sick.
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00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:33,025
No, just the basketball part.
259
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:36,779
Oh! This fills my heart.
260
00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:41,575
Ahh, you got the, uh, anniversary poem
I texted. [chuckles]
261
00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:43,369
Oh, yeah. [chuckles]
262
00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:46,914
And Lucas posted pictures of his dorm.
263
00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:48,999
Ah, our boy, I'm so proud of him.
264
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,626
Yeah, I'm proud of him, too.
265
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,337
And I am proud of myself
266
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:56,882
because I'm making my bride
one of her favorite things tonight.
267
00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,175
Ooh, soufflé?
268
00:11:58,259 --> 00:11:59,259
That's right.
269
00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:06,100
You know, they should really invent
swerve-proof cartons.
270
00:12:08,185 --> 00:12:09,895
Okay, I'm going back to the store.
271
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:10,813
Ooh, I'll drive.
272
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:12,857
Sure, just, uh, grab my wallet
from the table.
273
00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:15,609
There's no wallet.
274
00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:16,736
[Dave] Love you!
275
00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:22,950
[phone chimes]
276
00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:24,618
Oh, it's an email from the girl
277
00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:26,871
who runs the SAT study group.
278
00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:28,622
Peggy is amazing.
279
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,584
And she says the class is full
and I should have applied sooner.
280
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:33,210
Peggy is a troll.
281
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,672
How am I gonna get a scholarship?
282
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,924
Oh, honey, you're gonna figure it out.
283
00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:41,343
Even if I'm paying student loans
into my eighties.
284
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:42,678
Am I going to college?
285
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:43,971
Nineties.
286
00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:47,600
Oh, wow.
287
00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:50,102
I don't remember buying
such a nice bottle of wine.
288
00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:53,189
[sighs] Despite a late start,
289
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:55,149
dinner has turned out perfectly.
290
00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:58,819
- Aww.
- Now I just need to grab the wine.
291
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,320
Wine?
292
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,574
The fancy wine I left here yesterday
293
00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:05,075
so Lori wouldn't see it.
294
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:08,412
I left a sticky note on it
that said, "Leaving this here
295
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:10,247
so Lori doesn't see it."
296
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,211
Oh, that's what that means.
297
00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:16,921
[Dave sighs]
298
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:18,297
She's gonna love it.
299
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:20,424
- What...?
- Mm.
300
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:23,302
Oh, sorry, okay. Yeah, yeah.
301
00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:25,805
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay,
it's okay.
302
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:26,888
[Dave] Come on.
303
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,228
What?! Come on! Jen!
304
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:44,406
[Lori clears her throat softly]
305
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:52,206
- Hey, Mom.
- Oh, thanks!
306
00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:54,609
It's not new, I just haven't worn it
in a while. [chuckles]
307
00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:57,378
What do you like best
for my college essay?
308
00:13:57,461 --> 00:14:00,673
Our summer in Orlando, uh,
my fourth time kayaking,
309
00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:04,134
or the time we went to the zoo
and the giraffe smiled at me?
310
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:08,055
[sighs] Honey, you had
a pretty profound experience
311
00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:09,908
- when you were diagnosed...
- Love the giraffe.
312
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:11,350
That's what I was thinking, too.
313
00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:14,645
I was gonna say
"your experience with cancer."
314
00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:17,605
I'm gonna go to Katie's.
315
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:26,782
I know it's not new,
316
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:28,617
but it looks new.
317
00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:32,830
Ah, I know it's rented,
but it looks like you own it.
318
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:34,039
Yeah.
319
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:39,712
[chuckles] Aww. [sucks teeth, then sighs]
320
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:47,678
Oh, honey, everything looks
and smells wonderful.
321
00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:48,888
- Thank you.
- Aww.
322
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:51,390
[both sighing]
323
00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:53,767
Twenty years.
324
00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:55,352
Two perfect children.
325
00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:57,062
You said that without crying.
326
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:58,397
I'm dehydrated.
327
00:14:58,480 --> 00:14:59,732
[Dave chuckles]
328
00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:01,942
And I'm trying to focus
on our anniversary.
329
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,360
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
330
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:08,365
Oh, that's really good.
331
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:09,657
Yeah.
332
00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:13,579
Okay.
333
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,330
Mm.
334
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:17,081
Mm.
335
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,337
It's a... picture of a gazebo.
336
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:24,256
It's a picture of a gazebo
I'm gonna build you in the backyard.
337
00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:28,135
But, this looks like the one
where you proposed to me.
338
00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:30,888
Well, technically, where you proposed.
339
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,307
Well, you were so nervous,
340
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:36,202
and there was that family with the picnic
that was waiting for us to leave.
341
00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:37,311
I had to step in.
342
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:43,734
The brunch, I mean, the tux,
the wine, all of this, it's...
343
00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:47,404
it's like you recreated everything
from that day.
344
00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:49,615
This is so perfect.
345
00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:52,201
[Lucas] I got kicked out of my dorm!
346
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,455
- What?
- How?
347
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:59,041
I set my dorm on fire with my flat iron,
348
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:00,376
which was no big deal
349
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:03,295
because you know,
I turned my air mattress into a waterbed.
350
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:06,048
So I popped it to put out the fire,
which was great,
351
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:09,635
until water went everywhere and soaked
my new amp and sparked a new fire.
352
00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:11,011
Long story short,
353
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:14,348
I live here now, and Mom,
I'm gonna need to borrow your flat iron.
354
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:18,143
Could you help me with my bags?
355
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:21,271
Well, that was fast.
356
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,358
At least you won't miss him anymore.
357
00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:26,151
I miss missing him.
358
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:29,446
[karate grunting]
359
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:34,951
I call it...
360
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,371
dish-kwando.
361
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,363
I never thought I'd say this
but I miss your tap dancing.
362
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:50,092
She should know I would never
write my college essay about that.
363
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,845
These college prep courses
are so expensive.
364
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:54,179
Katie, are you even hearing me?
365
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:55,723
Are you even hearing me?
366
00:16:57,891 --> 00:17:00,644
You know what? [sighs]
We need a distraction.
367
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:02,061
We do.
368
00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:04,398
Wanna practice practice-driving?
369
00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:05,816
Well, why not?
370
00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:06,941
We need a wheel.
371
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:12,156
This is round.
372
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:17,536
So, where to?
373
00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:18,787
Mm, the mall?
374
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,372
Perfect. I need new socks.
375
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,708
Hm. Tha... Wait!
376
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:26,086
Gotta put your seatbelt on, jeez.
[chuckles]
377
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:28,505
Okay. [grunts]
378
00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:31,924
Okay.
379
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:34,386
Okay.
380
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:35,804
How do we get to the mall?
381
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:40,184
Do you wanna put the couch in park
before you ask me that question?
382
00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:44,271
[fake laughs]
383
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,065
How do we get to the mall?
384
00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:48,859
Been there a million times.
385
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:51,320
Okay, that tone
is really not helping my confidence.
386
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:55,240
Okay. Wired's only three blocks away.
Just drive to Wired.
387
00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:56,949
Fine.
388
00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:58,786
Nope. Where are you going?
389
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,497
We always cut through the Bink's yard.
390
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:02,831
Not when you're driving.
391
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,040
Okay.
392
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:05,918
What are you doing?
393
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:07,044
Turning right.
394
00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:08,587
Right into a mailbox.
395
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,089
I only grazed it.
396
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,508
Ch... Okay. You know what?
Just... Just take me home.
397
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:13,842
Okay, fine.
398
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:14,968
[grunts] Don't... Oh!
399
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,386
There you go again.
400
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,190
Okay, you always forget
to use your blinker.
401
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:21,141
[scoffs] And now you've just killed us.
Wow.
402
00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:25,646
- [puffs] Just forget it!
- Okay! Ow!
403
00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:30,067
[grunts] Happily!
404
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:31,275
[door slams]
405
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:33,278
Ohhh!
406
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:38,700
What's your problem?
407
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:41,411
What's my problem? What's your... [gasps]
408
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:46,791
problem?
409
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,006
You know, I'm glad you asked,
410
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:55,300
because I don't have a problem.
411
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:57,845
[growls]
412
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,187
What's that supposed to mean?
413
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:10,357
It means...
414
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,485
I don't have a problem.
415
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:16,155
I know when to use my blinker.
416
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:19,283
I know how to get to places
without driving through the Bink's yard,
417
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:21,285
so don't almost-drive
418
00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:24,371
my couch into oncoming traffic
419
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:28,500
and think that I am the one
with the problem.
420
00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:32,044
Oh, yeah?
421
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:33,546
Yeah.
422
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:36,841
Well...
423
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:40,553
Well...
424
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:44,474
[gasps] I had cancer. Ha!
425
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,020
You... [guttural laugh]
426
00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:52,941
Hey, no fair.
427
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,277
'Cause I can't say anything
after you say that.
428
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,445
I know.
429
00:19:58,363 --> 00:19:59,363
[huffs]
430
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,538
It's good to have a guy around again.
431
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,290
- Let's have some steak.
- Oh, yeah.
432
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:12,461
I don't care what you say, Lori.
433
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,631
This anniversary went just as planned.
434
00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:19,676
- You got any more of that?
- Oh, man.
435
00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:23,846
That's fantastic.
436
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,561
I think we now know what caused the fight.
437
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:32,457
- Yeah. She slammed her car door...
- Yeah. She turned the fruit bowl...
438
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:35,126
- ...and slammed my door...
- ...before she knew she had a clear lane.
439
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:38,150
- ...and asked what my problem was.
- My fault for telling her how to drive.
440
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,930
We only have three minutes left,
so I'm just gonna tell you.
441
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,283
The fight was about nothing.
442
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:44,910
- Nothing?
- What?
443
00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:47,537
Well, nothing either of you two did.
444
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:51,416
It sounds like the first day of school
was more stressful than you expected.
445
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,337
- Well, yeah, a little bit.
- Yeah, a little bit.
446
00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:57,798
You two have been through so much,
447
00:20:57,881 --> 00:21:00,842
and now this year comes along
with a lot of added pressure.
448
00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:03,971
It sounds like you're experiencing
some anxiety.
449
00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:06,556
Yeah, I guess so.
450
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:11,228
It is kind of stressful,
but I... I wouldn't call it anxiety.
451
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,605
That toy you haven't put down
since you got here,
452
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:15,315
[whispers] that's for anxiety.
453
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:22,739
Alexa, why does it bother you when
someone says that you can write your essay
454
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:23,907
about having cancer?
455
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:26,201
It doesn't.
456
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,578
Then why not just write your essay
about having cancer?
457
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:35,210
Because there's so many more things
to me then just cancer.
458
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:38,880
Is that why it bothers you?
459
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,134
I hate it when she does this.
460
00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:44,176
Hey...
461
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,513
is that why it bothers you?
462
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:53,228
Every day cancer is more
and more behind me.
463
00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:57,816
But it's still
what everybody thinks about.
464
00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:00,485
Is that all I am?
465
00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:02,903
No.
466
00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:05,157
No, how could it be?
467
00:22:06,908 --> 00:22:08,744
You are so much more than that.
468
00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:12,748
And who knows you better
than your best friend?
469
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,167
No one.
470
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:19,920
And Katie...
471
00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:23,884
I know this college stuff is stressful,
but what makes it stressful for you?
472
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:27,846
I guess everything that has to be done.
473
00:22:28,388 --> 00:22:30,432
And what would happen
if you didn't get it all done?
474
00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:33,810
I wouldn't get into college.
475
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:35,771
And what would that mean?
476
00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:38,857
Not being with Alexa.
477
00:22:40,817 --> 00:22:41,817
What?
478
00:22:42,402 --> 00:22:44,112
Of course, you're going with me.
479
00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:46,365
We're sharing a dorm.
480
00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:48,784
Yeah, but I mean...
481
00:22:50,285 --> 00:22:53,038
even if I get in it,
I don't even know if I can afford it.
482
00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:55,665
We'll figure it out.
483
00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:58,085
We'll find a scholarship.
484
00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:01,713
'Cause I'm not going to college
without you.
485
00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:10,347
[chuckles]
486
00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:12,182
You two are lucky.
487
00:23:12,265 --> 00:23:15,018
You have each other
to get through the stressful times.
488
00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:17,813
The key is to not take the stress out
489
00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:19,439
[whispers] on each other.
490
00:23:20,982 --> 00:23:22,359
- Who? Us? [chuckles]
- Never.
491
00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:24,194
- We don't do that.
- Never.
492
00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:28,031
Thank you, Dr. Corts.
493
00:23:28,448 --> 00:23:30,951
Okay. And keep an eye on that anxiety.
494
00:23:31,034 --> 00:23:32,452
There are ways to manage it.
495
00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:33,954
I'm good. [chuckles]
496
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:39,084
Katie, you can keep that if you'd like.
497
00:23:39,626 --> 00:23:40,626
No.
498
00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:52,097
Here is a list of scholarships
that you might qualify for.
499
00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:55,350
Wow. Thank you.
500
00:23:55,892 --> 00:24:00,105
And I made a list of ideas for what
your college essay could be about.
501
00:24:00,188 --> 00:24:01,188
Cool.
502
00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:04,734
I'll just say it:
503
00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:05,986
we're adorable!
504
00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:09,364
Sorry again about yesterday.
505
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:10,907
[sighs] Me, too.
506
00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:14,953
We just can't seem to get this whole
"first day of school" thing right.
507
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:17,956
We'll get it right senior year.
508
00:24:18,039 --> 00:24:19,958
Oh, senior year's going to be amazing.
509
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:21,710
This year's gonna be tough.
510
00:24:22,210 --> 00:24:23,410
We'll get through it together.
511
00:24:24,504 --> 00:24:26,064
Especially now that we're back in sync.
512
00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:27,215
Yeah, we are.
513
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:29,009
Know what I'm thinking?
514
00:24:29,092 --> 00:24:31,303
- Road trip! [chuckles]
- Road trip! [chuckles]
515
00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:36,349
Da... Why... Why don't I drive this time?
[sighs]
516
00:24:36,433 --> 00:24:38,435
[Alexa imitates seat-belt sound, sighs]
517
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:39,811
Yeah.
518
00:24:41,021 --> 00:24:42,021
Where to?
519
00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:43,732
Paris?
520
00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:44,815
Oh.
521
00:24:44,858 --> 00:24:45,901
Can we drive there?
522
00:24:46,193 --> 00:24:47,319
Yeah, why not?
523
00:24:49,362 --> 00:24:51,323
Step on the gas, Grandma.
524
00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:54,951
God, this thing really handles.
525
00:24:57,204 --> 00:25:01,791
- Ahh! [chuckle, imitate car sounds]
- Ahh! [chuckle, imitate car sounds]