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Woo. Woo.

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Woo, woo.

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Yeah.

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Listen up,
are you ready?

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Yeah.

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Listen, this is bigger
than Monday night football,

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the Oscars,
the Superbowl.

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You are all about to be
Bukkake boys tonight.

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All right, so bring it
in and let me hear it,

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let me hear it loud.

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Ready?

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Bukkake.

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Bukkake, Bukkake,
Bukkake, Bukkake,

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Bukkake, Bukkake,
Bukkake, Bukkake,

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Bukkake, Bukkake,
Bukkake, Bukkake,

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Bukkake, Bukkake,
Bukkake, Bukkake,

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Bukkake, Bukkake,
Bukkake, Bukkake,

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Bukkake, Bukkake,
Bukkake, Bukkake,

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Bukkake, Bukkake,
Bukkake, Bukkake,

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Bukkake, Bukkake,
Bukkake, Bukkake,

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Bukkake, Bukkake,
Bukkake, Bukkake,

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Bukkake.

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Bukkake.

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Everybody, I want to
introduce you to Treasure.

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The world
famous Treasure.

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You will be cumming
on her face today.

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Treasure, meet
the Bukkake boys.

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I want you to
cover Treasure's entire face

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with your jiz.

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I don't want to
see her eyes,

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I don't want to
see her nose,

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I don't want to see her
mouth by the time this

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thing's over.

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She's gonna be glistening
like a glazed donut.

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Are we clear on that?

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Yeah.

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We shoot
for the forehead.

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All right, let's get this thing
set up and let's go for it.

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Come on, Driver,
if you can't cum,

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go in the
corner and beat off.

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Forget about him.

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Relax, dude.

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Massage your
shaft at the base,

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then clear your mind.

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She loves it.

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She needs it.

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Explode on her.

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Driven.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Good job.

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Good job.

53
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Now go to
the showers.

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Take them to
the shower, Eric.

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Eric, take
somebody to the showers.

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All right, tomorrow, so,
we're back in action.

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Back in action.

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About time.

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Nice work in
there, boys.

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Oh, thank you.

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Thanks.

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Eric Long, director,
owner of Ultima DVD.

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Yeah.

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Down here doing a
little chicken hawking,

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you know, checking
out the talent.

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Do I know you?

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Have we met?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I'm, um, I'm Tom.

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Tom Dong.

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It's... I'm honored
you remembered.

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I, uh, I helped hook
up some of your

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computer stuff
last year.

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Right, yeah, Tom Dong.

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I, I'm Steve Driver.

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That's, that's
the name I use.

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Okay.

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Is that smell you?

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So, uh, Tom, we're
looking for a little help

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over at Ultima.

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Uh, no talent
stuff, but, um,

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web management,
some site building.

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So, uh, think about
it. Sure.

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Would you?

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You got another
one of those?

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Yeah, I think I do.

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There you go.

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Hey baby, do
you have a towel?

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Oh, you look perfect
just the way you are.

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We'll wipe you down,
talk a little business,

91
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how about it?

92
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So hey, uh,
thanks for, for your,

93
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you, you know.

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Oh no.
You know.

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We all need help relaxing
at a Bukkake sometimes.

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Uh, do you
need a ride?

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Um...

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Uh, that's, that's me,
that's me over there.

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Uh, you know what, I yelled
Driven 'cause of my name, right?

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- Y... yeah, I got it.
- Huh?

101
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It's Japanese
for I love pussy.

102
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Uh, I'm Chinese.

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But I can't speak it.

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Ah, shit man.

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Fuck, I'm sorry, I'm
sorry, I sh... fuck,

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I should have
known that, you know.

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I love Asians.
Asian culture.

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You know, I come from a long
line of warriors myself.

109
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Oh, let me just
get that for you.

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Oh, it's, it's good.

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Uh, I...

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Let me... I just s...

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S... you know, some
space for your leg.

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There.

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You in?

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Thank you.

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Ah shit, oh sorry.

118
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No, it's, it's all good.

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What is this?

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It's porno.

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Pornography.

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I, I, I know,
where did you get it?

123
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All right, I found it in
a bin at a convention.

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I, I got the first
six in here somewhere.

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The, the
director, Stony Deep,

126
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did a bunch of different
series of anal videos and he

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called them his...

128
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His butt cycle.

129
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You
know the cycle?

130
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I love the cycle.

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You know, I've never met
anyone else who knew about it.

132
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What else you got?

133
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Oh , man.

134
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Caught from Behind Three,
one of my favorites ever.

135
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Holy shit.

136
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Such an awesome video.
Three and four.

137
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Yeah.
Such a good series.

138
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Especially for anal.
Especially for anal, right?

139
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It's like artful anal, but
like shot on VHS.

140
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Okay, okay.

141
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Moment of truth.

142
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Do you like
the Hedgehog?

143
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Ron Jeremy?

144
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Ah, actor, no.

145
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Director, yes.

146
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Yes, yes,
yes.

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Hell yes.

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Do you like
video games?

149
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I could tell
you some things,

150
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man, and I've
done my research.

151
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There aren't good roles
for Asian-American men.

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Just stereotypes,
lazy shit.

153
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I don't know,
maybe I was crazy,

154
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but I thought I got
to fix that.

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You dipshits
been up all night?

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This is my
roommate, Doug.

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If by roommate you mean I
let you rent my couch for

158
00:10:02,504 --> 00:10:05,005
275 a month, then
yeah, hey, roomie.

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00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:08,242
Are you in the adult
film industry too, huh?

160
00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,677
Yeah.
Yeah?

161
00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:13,247
Little Tom here tell you he
quit his IT gig making 100

162
00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,449
grand a year to do porn?

163
00:10:15,483 --> 00:10:17,184
That's what you want
to call it, right?

164
00:10:17,218 --> 00:10:20,187
Getting paid 40
bucks to gang bang some

165
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Herpes-riddled slut.

166
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I'm okay.

167
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It's gonna pay off
when my big chance comes.

168
00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:25,860
I just got to be patient.

169
00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:27,995
Okay.

170
00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:33,134
All right, uh, what do
you call your stinky friend

171
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here, huh?

172
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Me?

173
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Yeah.

174
00:10:35,369 --> 00:10:36,370
I can smell you
from here, man.

175
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I'm Steve Driver.

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Steve, all
right, uh, so listen,

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smelly Steve, let me ask
you a question, huh?

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00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:46,280
How many scrawny,
small-dick-having Asian porn

179
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stars are there out
there? Huh?

180
00:10:48,249 --> 00:10:52,019
You know what, you know,
you hate on guys like me.

181
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Guys like Tom.

182
00:10:53,354 --> 00:10:55,189
Because we have
a fucking dream.

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A big fucking wet dream.

184
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You don't have shit.

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Oh come on, man.

186
00:11:01,362 --> 00:11:03,497
Fucking come on.

187
00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:04,965
You're basically extras.

188
00:11:04,999 --> 00:11:09,638
Right, you, you broom up
other people's jiz and they

189
00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:12,806
let you squeeze off a load on
camera every once in a while?

190
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,742
That's not a fucking
life, that's not a dream.

191
00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:16,511
What are you... and
they call you guys what,

192
00:11:16,545 --> 00:11:17,811
what do they call you
guys? Mopes?

193
00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,013
You're a bunch of
fucking Mopes.

194
00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:20,214
What did you just call
me? A Mope.

195
00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:21,348
You just called me a Mope?

196
00:11:21,382 --> 00:11:22,316
Yeah.

197
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:23,083
Would you ever
call me a nigger?

198
00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:24,084
He... hey.

199
00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:25,252
What you ever
call him a chink.

200
00:11:25,286 --> 00:11:26,987
Have you ever called
him a fucking chink?

201
00:11:27,021 --> 00:11:29,757
Uh...
Fuck you, man.

202
00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:30,925
Fuck you...

203
00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,326
Hey, hey. Fucking call
me I'm a what?

204
00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,261
What the fuck, man, whoa.
That's my cock, man.

205
00:11:34,295 --> 00:11:35,564
Whoa.

206
00:11:35,597 --> 00:11:36,263
That's my dick, man,
where's yours, huh?

207
00:11:36,297 --> 00:11:37,331
I'm not... my dick?

208
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,232
I'm not, I'm not
taking out my.

209
00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:39,099
Mine's out, man.
Dick, man.

210
00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:39,934
Here's mine, huh?
Okay.

211
00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:41,570
Yeah.

212
00:11:41,603 --> 00:11:44,004
It's right here, it's the
difference between you and me.

213
00:11:44,038 --> 00:11:45,172
You and us.

214
00:11:45,206 --> 00:11:47,576
Fucking Mope.

215
00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,694
So, I just, you know, I chilled
at my beach pad at

216
00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:07,629
The Keys for a
while and just,

217
00:12:07,662 --> 00:12:09,196
just kept a
little A in the pipe.

218
00:12:09,230 --> 00:12:09,797
That's all true?

219
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,131
Yeah.

220
00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:12,534
Girls kept telling me I did
it so good I should

221
00:12:12,567 --> 00:12:13,702
fuck for a living.

222
00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:15,102
You know, I knew
it was my path.

223
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:16,303
I was born to be seen.

224
00:12:16,337 --> 00:12:18,038
So, I came to Mecca.

225
00:12:18,072 --> 00:12:19,608
And it begins.

226
00:12:19,641 --> 00:12:22,577
John Holmes of
African descent.

227
00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:25,112
I'm gonna have a big
trailer and a vacation home,

228
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,581
a speed boat.

229
00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:28,650
My dick's gonna be on Good
Morning America and shit.

230
00:12:28,683 --> 00:12:30,818
You know, everyone
will know my name.

231
00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,219
Posters of me on
chick's walls.

232
00:12:32,253 --> 00:12:34,154
Um, watching myself, jacking
off to my own fucking

233
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:35,289
scenes, man.

234
00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:36,558
Banging every girl
who crosses my path.

235
00:12:36,591 --> 00:12:39,093
All holes, both
holes, all three,

236
00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:40,127
just plugging them
with my fuck stick.

237
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,630
Uh, that does...

238
00:12:41,663 --> 00:12:43,964
I'm gonna be on
every DVD cover.

239
00:12:43,998 --> 00:12:45,766
But they don't put
guys on DVD covers.

240
00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:46,735
Just girls.

241
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:47,835
Nah, they'll
put me on them.

242
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:49,103
Hell, hell, you
could be on them.

243
00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:51,005
Nah. You know, why
not, why not?

244
00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:53,407
You could be, you could be the
Chinese Bruce Lee of porn.

245
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,342
Well you want to
be a star with me?

246
00:12:55,376 --> 00:12:57,411
S... look at me, man.

247
00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,480
I can't be a star.

248
00:12:59,514 --> 00:13:00,914
Why not?

249
00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:04,184
You know, you could just
visualize it and you can and

250
00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:06,186
will be a
motherfucking star.

251
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:08,690
Psh.

252
00:13:08,723 --> 00:13:10,858
You know, I even got my mansion
picked out right there.

253
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:14,763
This whole valley is just a
giant butt hole

254
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,196
waiting to be fucked.

255
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:24,805
You know, you and me,
we were meant to meet.

256
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:28,942
Think what you and I could
do if we teamed up.

257
00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:30,811
We could be on those
DVD covers together.

258
00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:32,714
We could get motorcycles,
a trampoline,

259
00:13:32,747 --> 00:13:33,947
and you know what
the best part is?

260
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:36,850
Being a star is a
great way to meet girls.

261
00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:39,386
You know, they won't give
a mope the time of day but

262
00:13:39,420 --> 00:13:41,889
every woman wants what a
porn star can give them.

263
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:46,795
Stability, a good listener,
and the greatest lay on Earth.

264
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:48,228
They'll all want
relationships with us.

265
00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:50,565
And when we find the one we
can be monogamous and only

266
00:13:50,598 --> 00:13:51,766
shoot scenes with her.

267
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:55,903
Sorry.

268
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:58,640
Sorry, I get a
little, you know,

269
00:13:58,673 --> 00:14:02,910
I get a little carried away when
I'm talking about my destiny.

270
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:08,349
No.

271
00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:13,588
No, actually, that
was really beautiful.

272
00:14:13,621 --> 00:14:18,693
It's just you can't just
hope to get discovered.

273
00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:22,930
How do you get
yourself out there?

274
00:14:39,781 --> 00:14:42,817
Driven.

275
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:49,356
Driven.
Hear that?

276
00:14:49,390 --> 00:14:51,458
Dong.
Dong.

277
00:14:51,492 --> 00:14:56,463
A-ooh. A-ooh.
A-ooh.

278
00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:14,214
Hey, yo, I've
seen that set.

279
00:15:14,248 --> 00:15:15,249
The bathroom set.

280
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:16,316
Oh yeah, yeah,
yeah, that was from,

281
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:16,984
uh...
Um.

282
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:17,886
Anal.
A...

283
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:19,052
Did someone
say bathroom?

284
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:23,658
You got to piss,
unload on her,

285
00:15:23,691 --> 00:15:26,093
all right, we shoot
porn here, guys.

286
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,494
Fuck off, Chris.

287
00:15:27,529 --> 00:15:29,296
Fuck off, Chris,
look at this bitch.

288
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,231
Relax, babe, it's
a fucking joke.

289
00:15:31,265 --> 00:15:33,267
You Tom?

290
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,936
Eric said you were Asian.

291
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:38,305
You good with computers?

292
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:39,440
That's right,
that's right.

293
00:15:39,473 --> 00:15:40,909
And this is, uh,
this is Steve.

294
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:41,676
Hey.

295
00:15:41,709 --> 00:15:42,409
Steve.

296
00:15:42,443 --> 00:15:43,944
How you doing?

297
00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:47,615
I'm Chris Rochelle, Eric's
right hand man.

298
00:15:47,649 --> 00:15:48,348
You like that, huh?

299
00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:49,617
Looking for a gig?

300
00:15:49,651 --> 00:15:53,153
I mean her head game is
off the charts, man.

301
00:15:53,187 --> 00:15:55,657
All right,
yeah, I'll call ya.

302
00:15:55,690 --> 00:15:57,926
All right, love to the kids.
All right, bye-bye.

303
00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,993
They're here.
All right.

304
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,428
Come in.

305
00:16:01,462 --> 00:16:04,766
Here we are, we got Jackie
Chan and Chris Tucker.

306
00:16:04,799 --> 00:16:05,934
What'd I tell you?

307
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,267
You, you're spot on.

308
00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:08,268
Hey, hey do that impression
of the two of them?

309
00:16:08,302 --> 00:16:09,269
That thing?

310
00:16:09,303 --> 00:16:10,370
Oh yeah, you're
gonna love this.

311
00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:12,473
Don't be touching
black man's radio.

312
00:16:12,507 --> 00:16:14,709
Oh ,
that's perfection there.

313
00:16:14,742 --> 00:16:16,043
It's great, right?
Have a seat, boys, come on.

314
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:16,778
Yeah.
Here, here.

315
00:16:16,811 --> 00:16:18,212
Have a seat, guys.

316
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:25,018
So, uh, you called me, so
I assume that you

317
00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:26,521
are looking for work.

318
00:16:26,554 --> 00:16:30,991
Um, Tom, I do have some web
design I may need

319
00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:32,392
a little help with.

320
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:38,666
Uh, Steve, uh, there's a
hygiene issue with you and

321
00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:39,801
frankly you don't
have a big cock.

322
00:16:39,834 --> 00:16:41,168
So, I, I, I
don't know what...

323
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:43,203
We want to audition.
We want to perform.

324
00:16:43,237 --> 00:16:46,306
Yeah.
Yeah.

325
00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:47,809
But that's sort
of my point, um,

326
00:16:47,842 --> 00:16:49,878
we're not in a position to
take on new actors

327
00:16:49,911 --> 00:16:50,812
right now.

328
00:16:50,845 --> 00:16:52,145
But let us
change your mind.

329
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:53,815
You know, we, we'll do
whatever it takes to get in

330
00:16:53,848 --> 00:16:54,682
this business.

331
00:16:54,716 --> 00:16:55,550
W... whatever.

332
00:16:55,583 --> 00:16:57,719
Anything.

333
00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:03,558
Well, okay.

334
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,693
Okay, I like
your enthusiasm.

335
00:17:05,727 --> 00:17:09,196
Uh, Ultima is
doing something pretty

336
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,063
experimental.

337
00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:11,666
No one else
is doing this.

338
00:17:11,699 --> 00:17:13,902
And we're looking for some
actors who are pretty ballsy.

339
00:17:13,935 --> 00:17:21,475
The question is,
are you those actors?

340
00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:28,115
We are those actors.

341
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,955
Jackie, Chris,
we'll see what you got.

342
00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:36,456
All right, this
is gonna be fun.

343
00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:38,292
It's a lot of fun.
Take them out there.

344
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:39,694
All right, Kayla.

345
00:17:39,727 --> 00:17:43,965
Kayla, wake up, we
got something to shoot.

346
00:17:46,901 --> 00:17:48,970
Kayla, wake the fuck up.

347
00:17:50,805 --> 00:17:52,072
I'm ready.

348
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:53,575
All right, Kayla, we're
gonna do the sleeping

349
00:17:53,608 --> 00:17:54,609
cheerleader.

350
00:17:54,642 --> 00:17:55,944
So, just lay your
head back down.

351
00:17:55,977 --> 00:17:58,145
Thank you, sweetheart.

352
00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:02,416
Okay, let's see.

353
00:18:07,689 --> 00:18:08,923
Tom.

354
00:18:11,659 --> 00:18:17,197
You walk in to
find the hottest,

355
00:18:17,765 --> 00:18:20,868
bitchiest cheerleader
in high school.

356
00:18:22,837 --> 00:18:26,040
Okay, ready?
Action.

357
00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:27,942
Stop looking
in the lens.

358
00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:28,643
Look at her.

359
00:18:28,676 --> 00:18:29,877
You're in the scene.

360
00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:34,782
You can't believe
this is happening.

361
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:39,587
So, you, uh, can't
help yourself, right?

362
00:18:39,621 --> 00:18:41,956
Just go over there and you
start sniffing on her hair.

363
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,992
And then why not?

364
00:18:44,025 --> 00:18:45,292
Go ahead, take a
sniff of that armpit.

365
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:46,493
Nobody's looking.

366
00:18:46,527 --> 00:18:48,930
Keep sniffing and you
look, you look down,

367
00:18:48,963 --> 00:18:49,897
you look down.

368
00:18:50,865 --> 00:18:52,867
Boo-ya, check
out those shoes.

369
00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:54,401
Stop looking
in the camera.

370
00:18:56,504 --> 00:18:58,372
Okay, get those
shoes off.

371
00:18:59,073 --> 00:19:00,808
Maybe, maybe look
around, like oh shit,

372
00:19:00,842 --> 00:19:02,242
I hope nobody comes in.

373
00:19:02,577 --> 00:19:03,878
It's so wrong,
what I'm doing.

374
00:19:03,911 --> 00:19:06,213
So wrong.

375
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,583
Get those shoes off.

376
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:10,018
Yeah.

377
00:19:10,051 --> 00:19:11,019
Look at those pumps.

378
00:19:11,052 --> 00:19:13,253
All right,
take a sniff.

379
00:19:13,521 --> 00:19:15,556
Take a big old
sniff of that shoe.

380
00:19:18,693 --> 00:19:20,394
Oh, that
smells so good.

381
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,462
Oh it smells so good.

382
00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:24,565
This is so
fucking hot for you,

383
00:19:24,599 --> 00:19:25,900
you can't stand it.

384
00:19:25,933 --> 00:19:28,770
Pull out your dick, keep
your pants on, though.

385
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:30,370
Start jerking it.

386
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:32,439
Yeah.

387
00:19:33,775 --> 00:19:34,742
You can't stand it,
just keep... that's it.

388
00:19:34,776 --> 00:19:36,678
Get that shoe on
it, that's good.

389
00:19:36,711 --> 00:19:37,812
I like your improv.

390
00:19:37,845 --> 00:19:40,313
All right, Steve,
come around here.

391
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,984
I want you to walk
into the classroom,

392
00:19:43,017 --> 00:19:45,753
and you're like what
the hell am I looking at?

393
00:19:45,787 --> 00:19:48,923
Whoa, this is so hot.

394
00:19:50,091 --> 00:19:51,291
Start touching
yourself.

395
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:53,193
Yeah.

396
00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:54,162
Tom, who's this?

397
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:55,328
Oh.

398
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,229
Who's this guy?

399
00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:57,565
Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, hey.

400
00:19:57,598 --> 00:19:59,067
This guy's
jerking off too.

401
00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:00,668
He must be pretty cool.

402
00:20:00,702 --> 00:20:03,838
He can join in, why not?

403
00:20:03,871 --> 00:20:05,073
Yeah, I would, yeah,
that's good, see?

404
00:20:05,106 --> 00:20:06,239
Yeah.

405
00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:07,542
Instinctually went
over to her shoulder,

406
00:20:07,575 --> 00:20:08,910
start rubbing up
on that thing.

407
00:20:08,943 --> 00:20:11,879
You guys, start...
rub your dicks on her.

408
00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:13,715
On her shoulder,
back of her neck.

409
00:20:13,748 --> 00:20:15,116
Yeah.

410
00:20:15,149 --> 00:20:16,718
Just rub all over...
stop looking in the lens.

411
00:20:16,751 --> 00:20:18,418
You, you guys are
breaking the fourth wall.

412
00:20:18,452 --> 00:20:19,620
That's the first rule.

413
00:20:19,654 --> 00:20:20,955
Stay in the scene.

414
00:20:20,988 --> 00:20:22,890
All right, okay.

415
00:20:22,924 --> 00:20:25,193
Kayla, you're
asleep, you're asleep,

416
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,427
and then all of a
sudden, whoa, whoa.

417
00:20:27,461 --> 00:20:28,763
What the f...

418
00:20:28,796 --> 00:20:29,797
Oh my god.

419
00:20:29,831 --> 00:20:32,399
You're rubbing
your dicks on me.

420
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:34,635
That is so
fucking disgusting.

421
00:20:34,669 --> 00:20:36,204
Start working it.

422
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:41,876
I'm a fucking
cheerleader.

423
00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:46,379
You think I'm
hot, don't you?

424
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:47,615
Yeah.

425
00:20:47,648 --> 00:20:53,821
Put your
hands behind your head.

426
00:20:53,855 --> 00:20:54,922
Come on.

427
00:20:54,956 --> 00:20:57,525
Put your hands
behind your head.

428
00:20:58,626 --> 00:20:59,627
You ready?

429
00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:01,929
Are you ready?

430
00:21:01,963 --> 00:21:06,734
I have something
for you.

431
00:21:06,768 --> 00:21:08,569
Okay.

432
00:21:08,603 --> 00:21:11,973
All right, Tom, Kayla is
gonna kick you in the balls.

433
00:21:12,006 --> 00:21:13,406
Wait, what?

434
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,308
Kayla's gonna kick
you in the balls.

435
00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:17,277
Uh...

436
00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:18,246
Get ready.

437
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:18,946
Uh...

438
00:21:18,980 --> 00:21:20,114
Uh...

439
00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:22,617
I thought, I thought
you shot sex scenes.

440
00:21:22,650 --> 00:21:24,185
Have they not
done this before?

441
00:21:24,218 --> 00:21:25,686
Just hold on, sweetheart,
they're auditioning.

442
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:28,790
I do shoot sex scenes,
man, this is a sex scene.

443
00:21:28,823 --> 00:21:30,158
It's a very
sexual situation.

444
00:21:30,191 --> 00:21:31,491
This is called
ball busting.

445
00:21:31,526 --> 00:21:33,528
It's gonna be the next
big thing in the adult

446
00:21:33,561 --> 00:21:35,029
entertainment industry.

447
00:21:35,062 --> 00:21:37,031
You guys said
you were the guys.

448
00:21:37,064 --> 00:21:39,233
Let's find out.

449
00:21:41,569 --> 00:21:43,104
All right, cut.

450
00:21:43,137 --> 00:21:44,437
The looks on your
face is not hot.

451
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:45,540
Yeah, they don't
want to do it.

452
00:21:45,573 --> 00:21:46,808
All right,
Kayla, l... let me.

453
00:21:46,841 --> 00:21:48,176
Step aside,
guys, I'll show you.

454
00:21:48,209 --> 00:21:49,277
All right.

455
00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:50,611
So.

456
00:21:50,645 --> 00:21:54,816
The trick is tense up your
thigh muscles, right.

457
00:21:54,849 --> 00:21:57,051
You want to go
completely rigid.

458
00:21:57,084 --> 00:22:00,121
Your impulse is
gonna be to collapse.

459
00:22:00,154 --> 00:22:03,624
You got to resist
that, all right.

460
00:22:03,658 --> 00:22:06,594
Just let it all
happen, okay.

461
00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:09,697
And what you want to do is
take the hit and exhale.

462
00:22:09,730 --> 00:22:12,399
Breath goes out.

463
00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:15,036
Pain comes in.

464
00:22:15,603 --> 00:22:16,671
Okay.

465
00:22:17,238 --> 00:22:21,441
Ah.

466
00:22:26,681 --> 00:22:28,850
Okay, okay,
that was cute.

467
00:22:28,883 --> 00:22:32,920
All right, uh, this time like
a thousand times harder.

468
00:22:32,954 --> 00:22:33,721
Oh... okay.
Okay?

469
00:22:33,754 --> 00:22:36,290
Okay.
Watch this.

470
00:22:37,859 --> 00:22:42,864
Oh.

471
00:22:49,103 --> 00:22:56,244
Okay,
Tom, you're up.

472
00:22:57,477 --> 00:22:58,813
Get naked.

473
00:23:06,621 --> 00:23:08,556
Guys, this is
not titillating.

474
00:23:08,589 --> 00:23:09,657
Let's go, come on.

475
00:23:10,791 --> 00:23:11,993
Take it off.

476
00:23:21,102 --> 00:23:22,503
Okay.

477
00:23:23,237 --> 00:23:24,705
Here we go.

478
00:23:24,739 --> 00:23:26,240
Uh, yeah,
it's, it's just, um.

479
00:23:26,274 --> 00:23:27,642
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I'm sorry.

480
00:23:27,675 --> 00:23:29,409
I don't have time
for this bullshit.

481
00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:32,146
We're trying to
do something here.

482
00:23:32,179 --> 00:23:34,282
I'm trying to fulfill
a need in the market.

483
00:23:34,315 --> 00:23:38,986
If you guys don't want to
be part of that, get out.

484
00:23:46,294 --> 00:23:49,096
Ah, don't.

485
00:23:49,130 --> 00:23:51,966
That's a nice one.

486
00:23:53,367 --> 00:23:54,902
Ah, all right,
now Steve.

487
00:23:54,936 --> 00:23:56,671
Okay.

488
00:23:56,704 --> 00:23:57,672
Was, was it bad?

489
00:23:57,705 --> 00:23:58,639
Should, should I do
it? Stop it.

490
00:23:58,673 --> 00:24:00,675
Oh.
Oh.

491
00:24:00,708 --> 00:24:02,442
Mm.
Oh.

492
00:24:02,475 --> 00:24:07,515
Uh...
That was hot.

493
00:24:07,548 --> 00:24:09,784
Oh.
Thank you.

494
00:24:09,817 --> 00:24:10,985
Yeah.

495
00:24:11,018 --> 00:24:12,420
All right, that was
good, that was good.

496
00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:15,122
Now, moment of truth.

497
00:24:15,156 --> 00:24:16,958
You can take a
second, kids.

498
00:24:16,991 --> 00:24:19,492
No.

499
00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:21,362
Come on, get up.

500
00:24:21,395 --> 00:24:23,531
Get up.

501
00:24:26,701 --> 00:24:27,902
Here they go.

502
00:24:28,202 --> 00:24:29,637
There they go.

503
00:24:34,642 --> 00:24:41,716
Oh my god.

504
00:24:41,749 --> 00:24:42,683
Fantastic.

505
00:24:58,766 --> 00:24:59,734
Balls hurt, huh?

506
00:25:00,901 --> 00:25:02,136
Yeah, I've been kicked
like a thousand times.

507
00:25:02,169 --> 00:25:03,571
You get used to it.

508
00:25:03,604 --> 00:25:06,040
I'm really happy
with that scene.

509
00:25:06,073 --> 00:25:10,411
So, here's the deal I
offer to all my male talent.

510
00:25:10,444 --> 00:25:14,648
You can live here for free,
if you work with me, only.

511
00:25:14,682 --> 00:25:15,916
All right.

512
00:25:15,950 --> 00:25:17,585
And we don't
have a lot to pay,

513
00:25:17,618 --> 00:25:20,054
but we do want
to work with you.

514
00:25:20,087 --> 00:25:22,323
So, we want you
to join the team.

515
00:25:22,356 --> 00:25:27,228
But, uh, you know, the
economy being what it is,

516
00:25:27,261 --> 00:25:30,431
uh, I can only
offer one of you a job.

517
00:25:30,464 --> 00:25:32,099
Okay?

518
00:25:32,133 --> 00:25:36,003
And, uh, Tom, with
your background in web

519
00:25:36,037 --> 00:25:39,340
management, I'm
offering it to you.

520
00:25:39,373 --> 00:25:46,714
Hey, Steve,
don't be upset.

521
00:25:46,747 --> 00:25:51,052
I mean you got to be with
a beautiful woman, right?

522
00:25:53,087 --> 00:25:59,560
What if...
It's just...

523
00:26:00,561 --> 00:26:01,929
We really are a team.

524
00:26:01,962 --> 00:26:04,932
So, what if you just pay
the both of us as one actor?

525
00:26:04,965 --> 00:26:07,701
Like split what you
normally give one guy.

526
00:26:07,735 --> 00:26:09,804
I'll build you
a new website,

527
00:26:09,837 --> 00:26:10,905
the one you
got's shit.

528
00:26:10,938 --> 00:26:12,706
We could even stay
in the same room.

529
00:26:12,740 --> 00:26:13,808
We'd take that deal.

530
00:26:13,841 --> 00:26:18,212
Tell you what, one
mope in two bodies,

531
00:26:18,245 --> 00:26:19,814
saves us a lot
of money.

532
00:26:19,847 --> 00:26:21,115
Mm-hmm.

533
00:26:25,953 --> 00:26:28,089
All right, what's the
deal with you guys?

534
00:26:28,122 --> 00:26:29,290
I mean are
you his pimp?

535
00:26:29,323 --> 00:26:30,825
You boyfriends?

536
00:26:30,858 --> 00:26:32,827
Is, is it something
weird, 'cause I,

537
00:26:32,860 --> 00:26:35,062
I can't afford to have
anything weird here.

538
00:26:35,096 --> 00:26:37,965
We're partners.

539
00:26:37,998 --> 00:26:40,935
We bring out the
best in each other.

540
00:26:40,968 --> 00:26:45,306
If you want me, you
got to take Steve too.

541
00:26:45,339 --> 00:26:46,907
Okay.

542
00:26:46,941 --> 00:26:51,011
You'll do
anything I ask?

543
00:26:51,045 --> 00:26:52,746
Anything for my scenes?

544
00:26:52,780 --> 00:26:53,981
An... anything.

545
00:26:54,014 --> 00:26:55,116
Anything.

546
00:26:55,149 --> 00:26:56,817
All right.

547
00:26:56,851 --> 00:26:58,520
You guys are in.

548
00:26:59,521 --> 00:27:00,654
Sorry, sorry.

549
00:27:00,688 --> 00:27:01,655
Hey, but you.

550
00:27:01,689 --> 00:27:04,425
Please take a shower.

551
00:27:04,458 --> 00:27:05,527
Huh?

552
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,228
Ah, ah.

553
00:27:10,197 --> 00:27:11,665
Give you a little
tour of the kingdom.

554
00:27:11,699 --> 00:27:13,868
All right, now this is a
vending machine full of

555
00:27:13,901 --> 00:27:15,302
anything your
heart desires.

556
00:27:15,336 --> 00:27:17,972
You got some
condoms, douches.

557
00:27:18,005 --> 00:27:22,109
I'm gonna go with a
little tuna salad sandwich.

558
00:27:22,143 --> 00:27:24,445
Oh yeah.

559
00:27:24,478 --> 00:27:26,147
This is the
fucking money.

560
00:27:26,180 --> 00:27:29,850
Over here we got a lube
room slash gear room.

561
00:27:29,884 --> 00:27:32,554
Tons of great
scented lubes.

562
00:27:32,587 --> 00:27:34,388
Cherry vanilla, mango.

563
00:27:34,421 --> 00:27:36,490
Girls love it when they
smell like a vacation.

564
00:27:36,525 --> 00:27:38,726
Shitter, shower.

565
00:27:38,759 --> 00:27:40,562
Pay close
attention to that one,

566
00:27:40,595 --> 00:27:41,495
huh, pal?

567
00:27:41,530 --> 00:27:42,496
Right?

568
00:27:42,531 --> 00:27:43,565
Check this out.

569
00:27:43,598 --> 00:27:44,832
Glory hole.

570
00:27:44,865 --> 00:27:46,834
Little too small for me,
but it works for some.

571
00:27:46,867 --> 00:27:49,136
In here, we have
a blow bang room.

572
00:27:49,170 --> 00:27:50,838
You guys know
what a blow bang is?

573
00:27:50,871 --> 00:27:52,206
Huh?

574
00:27:52,239 --> 00:27:55,075
A bunch of dicks, one
chick on her fucking knees,

575
00:27:55,109 --> 00:27:57,077
everyone gets
off inside of her.

576
00:27:57,111 --> 00:27:58,746
Or in her belly button.

577
00:27:58,779 --> 00:28:01,015
Here's a
hallway, also a set.

578
00:28:01,048 --> 00:28:03,217
We shoot a
bimonthly kaiju here.

579
00:28:03,250 --> 00:28:04,852
Some clown fetish porn.

580
00:28:04,885 --> 00:28:07,721
I like to dress as Bozo
and have a fat girl shoot

581
00:28:07,755 --> 00:28:09,658
ping-pong balls
right into my mouth.

582
00:28:09,690 --> 00:28:14,161
This window here, we got a
voyeuristic POV into the

583
00:28:14,195 --> 00:28:16,063
blow bang, it's
a lot of fun.

584
00:28:16,096 --> 00:28:17,698
Green scream.

585
00:28:17,731 --> 00:28:20,367
This is some high-tech
complicated shit, boys.

586
00:28:20,401 --> 00:28:22,571
You want to
fuck on Venus?

587
00:28:22,604 --> 00:28:25,773
Guess what, you
can.

588
00:28:25,806 --> 00:28:29,578
Treetop, my mini Lenny
Kravitz up there chilling,

589
00:28:29,611 --> 00:28:31,045
smoking, blazing.

590
00:28:31,078 --> 00:28:32,514
Fuck you, Chris.
Fuck you.

591
00:28:32,547 --> 00:28:34,583
You owe me ten bucks.
Bullshit I do.

592
00:28:34,616 --> 00:28:36,016
You owe me weed.

593
00:28:36,050 --> 00:28:37,284
Here's Eric's room.

594
00:28:37,318 --> 00:28:38,919
This is off
limits, all right,

595
00:28:38,953 --> 00:28:41,255
do not go in there
until he grants you access.

596
00:28:41,288 --> 00:28:42,557
Okay, follow me.

597
00:28:42,591 --> 00:28:45,859
This right here
is a computer lab.

598
00:28:45,893 --> 00:28:47,461
It's not where
the magic happens,

599
00:28:47,494 --> 00:28:48,896
but this helps
the magic happen.

600
00:28:48,929 --> 00:28:50,864
Now, this is the
business of the porn.

601
00:28:50,898 --> 00:28:53,734
We have a lot of data
gathering and casting and

602
00:28:53,767 --> 00:28:55,369
scouting happen here.

603
00:28:55,402 --> 00:28:56,203
Yeah, you like that?

604
00:28:56,237 --> 00:28:57,304
Fuck you, Chris.

605
00:28:57,338 --> 00:28:58,973
Shut the fuck up,
I'm giving a tour,

606
00:28:59,006 --> 00:29:00,207
turn around and
shut your mouth.

607
00:29:00,241 --> 00:29:01,610
Don't look at her.

608
00:29:01,643 --> 00:29:03,110
There'll be plenty more
and they're a lot hotter.

609
00:29:03,143 --> 00:29:03,978
You got...

610
00:29:04,011 --> 00:29:04,812
Bullshit, cunt.

611
00:29:04,845 --> 00:29:05,846
Shut...

612
00:29:09,250 --> 00:29:10,585
I'll deal with
her later.

613
00:29:10,851 --> 00:29:12,419
This is the directory in
case you guys get lost,

614
00:29:12,453 --> 00:29:13,555
all right.

615
00:29:13,588 --> 00:29:15,122
Here's a calendar.

616
00:29:15,155 --> 00:29:16,625
Look at this.

617
00:29:16,658 --> 00:29:17,758
Fucking Treetop.

618
00:29:17,791 --> 00:29:19,159
He always does this.

619
00:29:19,193 --> 00:29:20,427
Don't fucking laugh.

620
00:29:20,461 --> 00:29:21,829
You like that, huh?

621
00:29:21,862 --> 00:29:24,298
Listen, Sandy
Vagina's memorial picnic.

622
00:29:24,331 --> 00:29:26,066
Show up to that if they
let you, all right.

623
00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:28,802
You eat a little bit more
than hot dogs at that one

624
00:29:28,836 --> 00:29:30,505
Interrogation room.

625
00:29:30,538 --> 00:29:33,140
Hospital set.

626
00:29:33,173 --> 00:29:34,743
All right, now follow
me here, boys.

627
00:29:34,775 --> 00:29:38,779
Now this, this right here is
the biggest set we

628
00:29:38,812 --> 00:29:40,682
have at Ultima.
All right.

629
00:29:40,715 --> 00:29:42,082
Check this out,
take it in.

630
00:29:42,116 --> 00:29:45,819
These are your
fellow woodsmen.

631
00:29:45,853 --> 00:29:48,523
Ready to slay some fucking
bush right next to you.

632
00:29:48,556 --> 00:29:50,692
All right, let me
introduce you around here.

633
00:29:50,725 --> 00:29:54,128
We got Jerry Brokheim,
and he wants to produce.

634
00:29:54,161 --> 00:29:56,430
Now this guy reading
the magazine here,

635
00:29:56,463 --> 00:29:57,498
he's a deaf one.

636
00:29:57,532 --> 00:29:58,799
His name is
Fisting Bill.

637
00:29:58,832 --> 00:30:01,703
Took one too many cum
shots to the eardrum.

638
00:30:01,736 --> 00:30:03,804
We got Johnny Panties.

639
00:30:03,837 --> 00:30:05,272
Dick Tracy.

640
00:30:05,306 --> 00:30:06,708
Dirty Dick Bob.

641
00:30:06,741 --> 00:30:09,043
He's like Yoda,
except he jizzes a lot.

642
00:30:09,076 --> 00:30:10,210
There's Wiz.

643
00:30:10,244 --> 00:30:11,478
What up, Wiz?

644
00:30:11,513 --> 00:30:14,014
Little Mexican gangster
there is Poo -casso.

645
00:30:14,048 --> 00:30:16,116
Now he shoots anal
prolapse scenes,

646
00:30:16,150 --> 00:30:17,284
quite an artist.

647
00:30:17,318 --> 00:30:20,988
But do not, do not
Google anal prolapse,

648
00:30:21,021 --> 00:30:23,123
all right, there is
nothing natural about that.

649
00:30:23,157 --> 00:30:25,694
Last but not least we
got my pal from the joint,

650
00:30:25,727 --> 00:30:28,162
Dick Tucker, a.k.a.

651
00:30:28,195 --> 00:30:29,163
Peach Fuzz.

652
00:30:29,196 --> 00:30:31,131
Now he, uh,
he's an old soul.

653
00:30:31,165 --> 00:30:32,466
He spends all his
money on booze.

654
00:30:32,499 --> 00:30:34,803
He's also a
convicted sex offender,

655
00:30:34,835 --> 00:30:36,303
so we pay him
under the table.

656
00:30:36,337 --> 00:30:38,640
Don't fucking
touch me, Peach Fuzz.

657
00:30:38,673 --> 00:30:39,907
Oh.

658
00:30:39,940 --> 00:30:43,377
Classic Peach Fuzz.

659
00:30:48,082 --> 00:30:50,084
Whoa, they're going for it.

660
00:30:50,117 --> 00:30:50,984
Ooh.

661
00:30:51,018 --> 00:30:52,252
Ah, shit.

662
00:30:52,286 --> 00:30:53,887
Sh... shit, why shit?

663
00:30:53,921 --> 00:30:54,922
I want to be the cuck.

664
00:30:54,955 --> 00:30:56,256
Let me be the cuck.

665
00:30:56,290 --> 00:30:58,560
Let... you, you
want to be the cuck?

666
00:30:58,593 --> 00:31:01,195
Yeah, I mean he's her
husband and she chose

667
00:31:01,228 --> 00:31:02,597
a relationship
with him.

668
00:31:02,630 --> 00:31:04,231
He's the one in an enviable
situation if you really

669
00:31:04,264 --> 00:31:05,032
think about it.

670
00:31:05,065 --> 00:31:05,899
Oh my god.

671
00:31:05,933 --> 00:31:06,433
No.

672
00:31:06,467 --> 00:31:07,502
No.

673
00:31:07,535 --> 00:31:08,570
You are....

674
00:31:08,603 --> 00:31:09,937
What the hell is
wrong with you, man?

675
00:31:09,970 --> 00:31:10,538
God.

676
00:31:10,572 --> 00:31:11,905
What?

677
00:31:11,939 --> 00:31:13,775
Steve, why don't you think
about how all these guys

678
00:31:13,808 --> 00:31:15,744
actually get to fuck
her in real life, okay.

679
00:31:15,777 --> 00:31:18,045
The cuck's just a
fucking story for a movie.

680
00:31:18,078 --> 00:31:21,181
Okay, Wes can
be the cuck.

681
00:31:21,215 --> 00:31:22,282
Yeah, I drew
the short straw.

682
00:31:22,316 --> 00:31:25,520
Okay, Eric,
what's the scenario?

683
00:31:25,553 --> 00:31:27,287
All right, it is a
faux-castration,

684
00:31:27,321 --> 00:31:30,124
so poor Wiz is gonna be
emasculated by all of you.

685
00:31:30,157 --> 00:31:35,864
And then Nora's gonna step
in and pretend to snip you.

686
00:31:35,896 --> 00:31:36,765
With this.
With this.

687
00:31:36,798 --> 00:31:37,599
Okay.
Ooh.

688
00:31:37,632 --> 00:31:38,700
Look at that.
Oh shit.

689
00:31:38,733 --> 00:31:39,933
It's a katana.

690
00:31:39,967 --> 00:31:43,638
Curved, slender,
single edged blade.

691
00:31:43,671 --> 00:31:46,373
Long grip to
accommodate both hands.

692
00:31:46,407 --> 00:31:48,041
I wonder how many men
this is penetrated.

693
00:31:48,075 --> 00:31:49,544
Whoa, zero,
it's a prop.

694
00:31:49,577 --> 00:31:51,646
No, no, no, no, it's an exact
replica of a 16th century

695
00:31:51,679 --> 00:31:52,714
samurai sword.

696
00:31:52,747 --> 00:31:54,114
The kind of
weapon that can slice.

697
00:31:54,148 --> 00:31:54,783
Whoa.
A man's enemies.

698
00:31:54,816 --> 00:31:55,315
Whoa.
In half.

699
00:31:55,349 --> 00:31:56,718
Hey.
Okay.

700
00:31:56,751 --> 00:31:58,419
Hey, hey, hey, spaz academy,
calm down, all right.

701
00:31:58,452 --> 00:32:00,622
I got this at
a yard sale.

702
00:32:00,988 --> 00:32:02,256
Don't touch this.

703
00:32:02,289 --> 00:32:04,291
Nobody touches
this but me.

704
00:32:04,992 --> 00:32:06,628
You see that.
Yeah.

705
00:32:08,962 --> 00:32:10,264
Mm.

706
00:32:11,599 --> 00:32:13,635
How do you feel about
us feeling up your wife?

707
00:32:13,668 --> 00:32:16,437
Oh man, she's so tight.

708
00:32:16,470 --> 00:32:18,172
You must be tiny, bro.

709
00:32:18,205 --> 00:32:20,340
What does your wife and
the Bermuda Triangle

710
00:32:20,374 --> 00:32:21,442
have in common?

711
00:32:21,475 --> 00:32:23,444
They both swallow
seamen.

712
00:32:23,477 --> 00:32:26,514
I'm gonna fuck
your wife.

713
00:32:26,548 --> 00:32:29,283
Your pathetic
excuse of a dick isn't even

714
00:32:29,316 --> 00:32:30,819
worthy of my holes.

715
00:32:30,852 --> 00:32:34,589
These guys are about to show
you how a real man should fuck.

716
00:32:34,622 --> 00:32:35,924
Yeah.

717
00:32:35,956 --> 00:32:37,792
Okay hey, Steve,
Steve, get in there.

718
00:32:37,826 --> 00:32:39,293
Say something.

719
00:32:39,326 --> 00:32:41,863
Uh, you know want, want to
know the best part about

720
00:32:41,896 --> 00:32:42,831
fucking your wife?

721
00:32:42,864 --> 00:32:43,765
Yeah.

722
00:32:43,798 --> 00:32:45,499
Cuddling with
her afterwards.

723
00:32:45,533 --> 00:32:50,437
What the fuck... no,
man, you got... something

724
00:32:50,471 --> 00:32:51,338
emasculating.

725
00:32:51,371 --> 00:32:52,339
Come on.

726
00:32:52,372 --> 00:32:53,641
Uh...

727
00:32:53,675 --> 00:32:56,644
Uh, your wife, she
likes, she likes chocolate.

728
00:32:56,678 --> 00:32:58,780
Yeah.
She's gone, she likes it.

729
00:32:58,813 --> 00:33:00,113
Yeah.
She likes it long and hard.

730
00:33:00,147 --> 00:33:02,049
That's good,
man, that's good.

731
00:33:02,082 --> 00:33:03,383
More of that,
come on, guys.

732
00:33:03,417 --> 00:33:04,451
Yeah, now she's having me,
she's never gonna

733
00:33:04,485 --> 00:33:06,053
want you again.
She's ruined.

734
00:33:06,086 --> 00:33:07,154
Keep, keep
going, that's great.

735
00:33:07,187 --> 00:33:08,055
Okay.
Okay, that's great.

736
00:33:08,088 --> 00:33:10,190
Look, look fucking...
Fuck.

737
00:33:10,224 --> 00:33:11,793
Damn it.
Oh, god damn it.

738
00:33:11,826 --> 00:33:16,531
Fuck. Fuck, man, I can't
afford this.

739
00:33:16,564 --> 00:33:18,365
It's busted.

740
00:33:18,398 --> 00:33:20,234
Oh.
Don't worry, I got this.

741
00:33:20,267 --> 00:33:24,572
The important thing with
electronics is being calm.

742
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,978
The important thing about
electronics is keeping calm?

743
00:33:30,010 --> 00:33:32,412
Yeah, I think
Ben Franklin...

744
00:33:32,446 --> 00:33:33,748
Uh...
Said that once.

745
00:33:34,414 --> 00:33:35,315
Let's see what he does.

746
00:33:35,349 --> 00:33:38,252
This is why we
brought him in.

747
00:33:40,387 --> 00:33:42,055
Here you go, boom.

748
00:33:44,893 --> 00:33:49,998
Tom
fucking Dong.

749
00:33:50,030 --> 00:33:52,734
Welcome to the game.

750
00:34:01,943 --> 00:34:03,011
All right, back
to the titties.

751
00:34:03,043 --> 00:34:04,211
All right, let's
get back to it.

752
00:34:04,244 --> 00:34:05,212
Nice work.

753
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,449
Dad, I'm not coming back
home like I said I was.

754
00:34:09,483 --> 00:34:11,953
I know you're probably
still mad and everything,

755
00:34:11,986 --> 00:34:13,955
but I think I've got some
news for you that will turn

756
00:34:13,988 --> 00:34:15,757
that frown upside down.

757
00:34:15,790 --> 00:34:19,459
All right guys,
helmets off, go down on her.

758
00:34:20,795 --> 00:34:23,063
I found a position in
the field we talked about.

759
00:34:23,096 --> 00:34:25,465
You're gonna be
so fucking proud.

760
00:34:25,499 --> 00:34:28,368
All right, enough.

761
00:34:28,402 --> 00:34:31,338
Enough, get
out of there.

762
00:34:31,973 --> 00:34:32,640
Come on.

763
00:34:32,674 --> 00:34:33,608
Back up.

764
00:34:36,611 --> 00:34:38,580
Let me show you
how to eat pussy.

765
00:34:38,613 --> 00:34:40,213
I'm learning all about this
wonderful business

766
00:34:40,247 --> 00:34:41,816
from the ground up.

767
00:34:41,849 --> 00:34:44,552
I'm developing skills that will
help me in all areas of life.

768
00:34:44,586 --> 00:34:47,889
It's entry level, but there's
tremendous room for growth.

769
00:34:47,922 --> 00:34:50,058
It's artistic,
creative, yeah,

770
00:34:50,090 --> 00:34:52,794
but there's a lot of
technical detailed work.

771
00:34:52,827 --> 00:34:54,227
Like your job at NASA.

772
00:34:54,261 --> 00:34:57,065
I'm shooting four,
five days a week,

773
00:34:57,097 --> 00:34:58,566
just like a full-time
job.

774
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:01,936
We do things no other men
in this business will do,

775
00:35:01,970 --> 00:35:03,170
uh, hard shit.

776
00:35:03,203 --> 00:35:06,574
Tom, you are
gonna be a legend.

777
00:35:06,608 --> 00:35:09,409
Action.

778
00:35:09,443 --> 00:35:11,278
Uh, uh...

779
00:35:11,311 --> 00:35:12,580
A Chinese superman.

780
00:35:12,614 --> 00:35:15,683
Uh, ah, it's
burning my eyes.

781
00:35:15,717 --> 00:35:17,250
Other guys think
it's beneath them.

782
00:35:17,284 --> 00:35:19,654
But in reality, no one else is
strong enough to handle it.

783
00:35:19,687 --> 00:35:22,991
Me and Tom are the last
of straight porn stars.

784
00:35:23,024 --> 00:35:26,360
We're so alike it, it
frightens me deep inside.

785
00:35:26,393 --> 00:35:28,763
Our interests and
passions are identical,

786
00:35:28,796 --> 00:35:31,198
only his are shrouded in
the mysteries of the Orient.

787
00:35:31,231 --> 00:35:33,668
He's all the
good parts of me.

788
00:35:33,701 --> 00:35:36,370
You're gonna love him.

789
00:35:36,403 --> 00:35:37,605
And me and him, we're
real people, interacting.

790
00:35:37,639 --> 00:35:39,707
We're already
innovating.

791
00:35:39,741 --> 00:35:42,844
Together, we're responsible
for a whole new wave of

792
00:35:42,877 --> 00:35:44,779
sexual energy in
women down here.

793
00:35:44,812 --> 00:35:46,146
You can see it
on their faces.

794
00:35:46,179 --> 00:35:47,949
Girls are
recognizing us in public,

795
00:35:47,982 --> 00:35:50,018
they tell us they
jack off to our scenes.

796
00:35:50,051 --> 00:35:52,020
It's only a matter of time
until they want to

797
00:35:52,053 --> 00:35:52,887
be our girlfriends.

798
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:54,221
And who knows.

799
00:35:54,254 --> 00:35:55,990
Maybe one of these lucky
ladies could be carrying

800
00:35:56,024 --> 00:35:56,958
your grandson.

801
00:35:56,991 --> 00:35:58,191
We're part of
something here.

802
00:35:58,225 --> 00:36:00,728
You can be yourselves,
your, your true persona.

803
00:36:00,762 --> 00:36:03,330
Everything is allowed.

804
00:36:04,398 --> 00:36:06,668
And, and me and Tom,
we're the keystone.

805
00:36:06,701 --> 00:36:09,369
I wish you
could see me.

806
00:36:09,737 --> 00:36:11,806
Your little boy is really
making something of himself.

807
00:36:11,839 --> 00:36:14,408
Bye, Dad.

808
00:36:14,441 --> 00:36:15,308
Hey.

809
00:36:15,342 --> 00:36:16,209
Hey.

810
00:36:16,243 --> 00:36:17,745
You cut the
shit, all right.

811
00:36:17,779 --> 00:36:19,312
Don't you got
chores to do, bro?

812
00:36:19,346 --> 00:36:20,148
No.

813
00:36:20,180 --> 00:36:21,381
Give me this
fucking sword.

814
00:36:21,415 --> 00:36:22,517
What the f... You're
out here playing games.

815
00:36:22,550 --> 00:36:23,383
Tom, you know better.

816
00:36:25,053 --> 00:36:26,554
Grow up.

817
00:36:35,930 --> 00:36:36,731
Where the hell are they?

818
00:36:36,764 --> 00:36:37,565
I don't know.

819
00:36:37,598 --> 00:36:38,599
I don't know.

820
00:36:38,633 --> 00:36:41,334
Hey, hey.

821
00:36:41,368 --> 00:36:42,537
Yeah.

822
00:36:42,570 --> 00:36:44,337
Where do you put the
DVDs for Ultima Video?

823
00:36:44,371 --> 00:36:45,439
The what?

824
00:36:45,472 --> 00:36:46,741
Ultima Video,
come on, dude.

825
00:36:46,774 --> 00:36:49,177
There's like 5,000
porno companies, dude.

826
00:36:49,209 --> 00:36:50,277
What kind of videos?

827
00:36:50,310 --> 00:36:52,446
You know,
ball-busting, face-sitting,

828
00:36:52,479 --> 00:36:53,614
armpit sniffing.

829
00:36:53,648 --> 00:36:55,717
We don't carry any
of that perv shit.

830
00:36:55,750 --> 00:36:58,052
Never have, never will.

831
00:37:01,556 --> 00:37:03,024
How are we gonna become
stars if no one's even

832
00:37:03,057 --> 00:37:04,491
seeing our shit?

833
00:37:07,795 --> 00:37:08,763
Come on.

834
00:37:18,940 --> 00:37:21,475
Fucking Poo-casso.

835
00:37:23,177 --> 00:37:24,612
Holy shit.

836
00:37:25,278 --> 00:37:26,881
Nah, they keep sending me
these invites to AVN

837
00:37:26,914 --> 00:37:28,448
Award Parties.

838
00:37:29,117 --> 00:37:30,450
No, fuck them.

839
00:37:30,484 --> 00:37:32,086
I'm not gonna go.

840
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,454
They don't recognize
ball-busting as a legitimate

841
00:37:34,488 --> 00:37:35,990
erotic art form.

842
00:37:36,023 --> 00:37:38,659
Now with the butt plug, keep
it in for a few more days.

843
00:37:38,693 --> 00:37:40,661
No, I don't care if
you have jury duty,

844
00:37:40,695 --> 00:37:42,096
you need to loosen up.

845
00:37:44,031 --> 00:37:47,068
Fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck,

846
00:37:47,101 --> 00:37:49,269
fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck,

847
00:37:49,302 --> 00:37:51,572
fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck,

848
00:37:51,606 --> 00:37:53,574
fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck,

849
00:37:53,608 --> 00:38:01,783
fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck.

850
00:38:16,998 --> 00:38:18,699
Holy shit, I knew
I recognized him.

851
00:38:18,733 --> 00:38:21,269
That's Rocket Carboni,
huge porn director,

852
00:38:21,301 --> 00:38:22,503
that's a fucking auteur.

853
00:38:22,537 --> 00:38:26,674
2002, 2005 and 2009 AVN
Director of The Year.

854
00:38:26,707 --> 00:38:29,777
Oh no, no, no, don't,
don't, don't do that.

855
00:38:29,811 --> 00:38:32,113
Let's, let's play cool.

856
00:38:32,146 --> 00:38:33,114
Not too desperate.

857
00:38:33,147 --> 00:38:35,883
The biz just
isn't the same.

858
00:38:35,917 --> 00:38:38,186
I mean girls just
used to love to fuck.

859
00:38:38,219 --> 00:38:40,521
Hey, hey, hey.

860
00:38:40,555 --> 00:38:42,322
Hey, hey, don't, don't
listen to anything this

861
00:38:42,355 --> 00:38:44,058
slack jaw purse
got to say, yeah.

862
00:38:44,091 --> 00:38:45,126
Yeah, they talk
about fucking.

863
00:38:45,159 --> 00:38:46,994
They say they're
reliable woodsmen.

864
00:38:47,028 --> 00:38:48,361
But and how do
you really know?

865
00:38:48,395 --> 00:38:50,164
Oh yeah, playboy, what do
you know about fucking?

866
00:38:50,198 --> 00:38:51,799
I wrote the
book on fucking.

867
00:38:51,833 --> 00:38:53,835
You
wrote the book.

868
00:38:53,868 --> 00:38:55,169
Is that the book?

869
00:38:55,203 --> 00:38:57,672
Oh, it's just, it's, this
is my work, see.

870
00:38:58,105 --> 00:38:58,706
Look.

871
00:38:58,739 --> 00:38:59,674
Oh.

872
00:38:59,707 --> 00:39:01,042
You like anal, huh?

873
00:39:01,075 --> 00:39:02,375
Oh, well, anal's my
favorite thing in the world.

874
00:39:02,409 --> 00:39:04,011
With, with women, that is.

875
00:39:04,045 --> 00:39:05,213
Well that's a
great, great quality.

876
00:39:05,246 --> 00:39:07,315
Who have you
shot with?

877
00:39:07,347 --> 00:39:08,348
Uh, Ultima DVD.

878
00:39:08,381 --> 00:39:09,517
We're in-house talent.

879
00:39:09,550 --> 00:39:11,185
Ultima?

880
00:39:11,219 --> 00:39:12,753
You mean ball
-kick studios?

881
00:39:12,787 --> 00:39:14,421
You work with
Eric Long?

882
00:39:14,454 --> 00:39:18,192
He's like the king of
the mopes.

883
00:39:18,226 --> 00:39:20,561
You guys like do the
dirty, pervy shit.

884
00:39:20,595 --> 00:39:23,396
Tell me something, how do
you like getting kicked in

885
00:39:23,430 --> 00:39:24,599
the taint?

886
00:39:25,132 --> 00:39:26,567
Well I, I'm
a professional,

887
00:39:26,601 --> 00:39:27,602
so, uh.

888
00:39:27,635 --> 00:39:28,736
Yeah ,
professional mope.

889
00:39:28,769 --> 00:39:30,771
Career mope, by
the look of it.

890
00:39:30,805 --> 00:39:34,542
Ultima's like six seconds
away from going under.

891
00:39:34,575 --> 00:39:36,077
Read the trades,
all right.

892
00:39:36,110 --> 00:39:39,013
Uh, act... actually we've got
a decent web presence now.

893
00:39:39,046 --> 00:39:41,883
And, uh, you know, online
profits for Ultima are,

894
00:39:41,916 --> 00:39:43,450
are going up, so.

895
00:39:43,483 --> 00:39:45,953
Look at this nerd, talking to
me about accounting and shit.

896
00:39:45,987 --> 00:39:48,956
Look, dummy, I direct
real movies.

897
00:39:48,990 --> 00:39:50,358
I know, look,
please, please.

898
00:39:50,390 --> 00:39:51,792
You, you got to book
us, I promise you,

899
00:39:51,826 --> 00:39:53,628
we, we won't disappoint.

900
00:39:53,661 --> 00:39:55,395
Give me one reason
why I should book you.

901
00:39:55,428 --> 00:39:57,031
I'll give you a
million different reasons.

902
00:39:57,064 --> 00:39:59,100
Do you like karate?

903
00:39:59,133 --> 00:40:00,635
Okay, get away
from me, mope,

904
00:40:00,668 --> 00:40:01,936
you're creeping me out.

905
00:40:01,969 --> 00:40:04,972
You like karate?

906
00:40:05,940 --> 00:40:07,008
Hold this.

907
00:40:09,277 --> 00:40:10,177
Hey.

908
00:40:12,580 --> 00:40:13,781
Oh hey.

909
00:40:13,814 --> 00:40:14,582
Hey, Rocket.

910
00:40:14,615 --> 00:40:15,750
Whoa, turn, turn, turn.

911
00:40:15,783 --> 00:40:16,584
Steve, what the fuck?

912
00:40:16,617 --> 00:40:17,417
Get the bottles.

913
00:40:17,450 --> 00:40:18,119
What?

914
00:40:18,152 --> 00:40:18,920
Just get the bottles.

915
00:40:18,953 --> 00:40:19,754
Get the, get the bottles.

916
00:40:19,787 --> 00:40:22,156
Stroke.

917
00:40:37,104 --> 00:40:39,407
Oh shit.

918
00:40:39,439 --> 00:40:43,611
Sh... look at
this shit.

919
00:40:43,644 --> 00:40:46,147
And again, come on.

920
00:40:48,448 --> 00:40:50,450
Woo.

921
00:40:55,156 --> 00:40:57,158
Woo.

922
00:40:57,858 --> 00:40:59,860
Driven, driven.

923
00:41:01,128 --> 00:41:01,929
Yeah, that's cool.

924
00:41:01,963 --> 00:41:02,697
That's cool.

925
00:41:02,730 --> 00:41:03,664
Yeah?

926
00:41:03,698 --> 00:41:06,701
Cocksucker's
got some skills.

927
00:41:14,308 --> 00:41:15,543
I'm surprised you haven't
heard of us.

928
00:41:15,576 --> 00:41:17,278
We're, we're huge,
they, they call us the,

929
00:41:17,311 --> 00:41:19,714
the Chris Tucker and,
and Jackie Chan of porn.

930
00:41:19,747 --> 00:41:20,681
Yeah?

931
00:41:20,715 --> 00:41:21,849
Do you do like
tricks and shit?

932
00:41:21,882 --> 00:41:23,651
Uh, sort of.

933
00:41:23,684 --> 00:41:24,685
Pretty much.

934
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:25,953
Well, wait, he
does his c... stuff,

935
00:41:25,987 --> 00:41:26,887
you should switch it up.

936
00:41:26,921 --> 00:41:28,389
It should be
like Blackie Chan.

937
00:41:28,422 --> 00:41:30,725
Or
like Chris Punker,

938
00:41:30,758 --> 00:41:33,394
Christ Tucker.

939
00:41:33,427 --> 00:41:35,229
You know, we're, we're,
we're actually thinking

940
00:41:35,262 --> 00:41:36,496
about, you know,
doing bigger stuff,

941
00:41:36,530 --> 00:41:38,032
you know, me, me and
my brother, you know.

942
00:41:38,065 --> 00:41:40,167
Thinking about it,
for the right director.

943
00:41:40,201 --> 00:41:41,168
Yeah.

944
00:41:41,202 --> 00:41:42,069
You guys are brothers.

945
00:41:42,103 --> 00:41:43,571
Shoot, it's incredible.

946
00:41:43,604 --> 00:41:47,908
Well, this is confidential
of course but I'm directing

947
00:41:47,942 --> 00:41:52,480
this, uh, adult film,
action comedy in Hollywood.

948
00:41:52,513 --> 00:41:55,082
We got a 30,000-dollar
fucking budget.

949
00:41:55,116 --> 00:41:57,752
Not like Ultima, where they
shoot their shit for peanuts.

950
00:41:57,785 --> 00:42:01,222
I might be able to find
something for you guys in that.

951
00:42:01,255 --> 00:42:04,592
But you got
to be honest.

952
00:42:04,625 --> 00:42:08,662
Can you give it to a girl
hard for 30 fucking minutes?

953
00:42:08,696 --> 00:42:11,098
I'm hard right now.

954
00:42:11,132 --> 00:42:14,101
You better be.

955
00:42:14,135 --> 00:42:17,204
Yeah, I'm hard too.

956
00:42:20,074 --> 00:42:21,108
This is some
of my work.

957
00:42:21,142 --> 00:42:22,710
A little bit, I got, got
a lot more,

958
00:42:22,743 --> 00:42:26,414
here I am, she
did ATM, actually.

959
00:42:28,783 --> 00:42:31,085
All right, come on,
boys, time to giddy-up.

960
00:42:31,118 --> 00:42:33,522
Yee-haw.

961
00:42:33,554 --> 00:42:34,121
You ready?

962
00:42:34,155 --> 00:42:35,589
Yeah.

963
00:42:35,623 --> 00:42:38,759
All right, so in this scene,
you're a famous rapper.

964
00:42:38,793 --> 00:42:41,562
And you found this
Japanese tourist.

965
00:42:41,595 --> 00:42:43,964
You're bringing him home
to your wife, Angela.

966
00:42:43,998 --> 00:42:44,632
Show her a good time.

967
00:42:44,665 --> 00:42:45,466
Got it?

968
00:42:45,499 --> 00:42:46,634
All right.

969
00:42:46,667 --> 00:42:49,236
Let's do this.

970
00:42:49,270 --> 00:42:51,405
You're
over there.

971
00:42:56,610 --> 00:42:58,312
Okay.
And action.

972
00:42:58,979 --> 00:43:01,282
So, uh, how you want
to do this, baby?

973
00:43:01,315 --> 00:43:02,383
Tokyo style?

974
00:43:02,416 --> 00:43:03,417
What, woo, cut, cut.

975
00:43:03,451 --> 00:43:05,219
You read the script, right?

976
00:43:05,252 --> 00:43:06,153
Yeah.

977
00:43:06,187 --> 00:43:07,321
Yeah.

978
00:43:07,354 --> 00:43:10,124
You're a Japanese
tourist from Japan.

979
00:43:10,157 --> 00:43:11,725
Yeah, well, you know, just
I thought he didn't really

980
00:43:11,759 --> 00:43:13,594
need it, like an accent.
Like an ac...

981
00:43:13,627 --> 00:43:14,829
Well, he does.
He needs.

982
00:43:14,862 --> 00:43:17,098
This is a comedy, all
right, so chink it up.

983
00:43:17,131 --> 00:43:18,132
Man.

984
00:43:18,165 --> 00:43:19,066
All right, okay
pull the pants up.

985
00:43:19,100 --> 00:43:19,967
Tuck them in.

986
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:20,935
Do you get it?

987
00:43:20,968 --> 00:43:22,002
Hey, hey, eh.

988
00:43:22,036 --> 00:43:23,838
Eh, just take it
easy man, come on.

989
00:43:23,871 --> 00:43:25,239
Listen, you're even worse.

990
00:43:25,272 --> 00:43:28,275
You... I need you to
be blacker and you to be

991
00:43:28,309 --> 00:43:30,811
Chinese-ier,
or Japanese.

992
00:43:30,845 --> 00:43:32,913
Oh, come on, guys,
this is a comedy.

993
00:43:32,947 --> 00:43:34,248
Stereotypes are funny.

994
00:43:34,281 --> 00:43:36,984
Do you understand a word
that's coming out of my

995
00:43:37,017 --> 00:43:38,520
mouth, Chris Tucker, huh?

996
00:43:38,553 --> 00:43:39,320
Stereotype.

997
00:43:39,353 --> 00:43:40,254
Oh.

998
00:43:40,287 --> 00:43:43,891
Make it gangster,
all right?

999
00:43:45,192 --> 00:43:47,728
And action.

1000
00:43:51,533 --> 00:43:53,535
So, how you want
to do this baby?

1001
00:43:53,568 --> 00:43:55,102
Tokyo style?

1002
00:43:55,136 --> 00:43:56,837
Rocket.

1003
00:43:56,871 --> 00:43:59,373
You're not getting any
Academy Awards either.

1004
00:43:59,406 --> 00:44:01,108
So, try it
one more time.

1005
00:44:01,142 --> 00:44:02,843
Just how you want
to do this, baby?

1006
00:44:02,877 --> 00:44:04,812
Tokyo style?

1007
00:44:05,379 --> 00:44:07,549
And action.

1008
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:12,853
So, how you want
to do this, baby?

1009
00:44:12,887 --> 00:44:15,322
Tokyo style?

1010
00:44:15,723 --> 00:44:18,025
What the fuck?

1011
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:23,230
Uh.
Oh yeah.

1012
00:44:23,731 --> 00:44:29,203
Damn, girl, damn,
girl. Yeah, girl.

1013
00:44:29,236 --> 00:44:30,337
Oh yeah, take it girl.

1014
00:44:30,371 --> 00:44:31,573
You like that?

1015
00:44:31,606 --> 00:44:33,040
Oh, yeah.

1016
00:44:33,073 --> 00:44:35,976
Fuck, yeah, girl.

1017
00:44:36,010 --> 00:44:38,245
Damn, girl, oh.

1018
00:44:38,279 --> 00:44:39,413
Cut.

1019
00:44:39,446 --> 00:44:39,980
Huh?

1020
00:44:40,014 --> 00:44:41,616
Cut, cut, cut.

1021
00:44:42,116 --> 00:44:42,983
This isn't working.

1022
00:44:43,017 --> 00:44:45,219
Dirk, Dirk,
do something.

1023
00:44:49,890 --> 00:44:50,592
What are you doing?

1024
00:44:50,625 --> 00:44:51,560
What?

1025
00:44:51,593 --> 00:44:52,726
Why are you
talking so white?

1026
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:54,663
What, w... well, what
the fuck do you want?

1027
00:44:54,695 --> 00:44:56,497
I need more than
just some black nerd.

1028
00:44:56,531 --> 00:44:59,166
I... channel
your inner Mandingo.

1029
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:00,267
All right.

1030
00:45:00,301 --> 00:45:02,203
I need this to be an
outrageous moment.

1031
00:45:02,236 --> 00:45:05,072
I need them to be
shocked, all right.

1032
00:45:05,105 --> 00:45:07,708
Your ancestors
were enslaved,

1033
00:45:07,741 --> 00:45:08,709
doesn't that
make you mad?

1034
00:45:08,742 --> 00:45:09,910
Yeah.

1035
00:45:09,944 --> 00:45:12,179
Let's see that domination,
that oppression.

1036
00:45:12,213 --> 00:45:13,247
I...
Do you get it?

1037
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,950
Uh, y... yeah.
You fucking guys.

1038
00:45:15,983 --> 00:45:18,385
Look at Dirk.

1039
00:45:18,419 --> 00:45:22,223
Look, his bulging
muscles, his fly ass pants.

1040
00:45:22,256 --> 00:45:23,924
He's got swagger.

1041
00:45:23,958 --> 00:45:25,226
What have you got?

1042
00:45:25,259 --> 00:45:26,093
You know.

1043
00:45:26,126 --> 00:45:27,361
Hey...
What have you got?

1044
00:45:27,394 --> 00:45:28,929
Well, I got, I got, I got
something for you.

1045
00:45:28,963 --> 00:45:29,964
You.
Okay.

1046
00:45:29,997 --> 00:45:30,898
You're gonna be
grateful that you,

1047
00:45:30,931 --> 00:45:32,032
I'm showing you
first. Got it.

1048
00:45:32,066 --> 00:45:32,933
You keep rolling.
I got it, I got it.

1049
00:45:32,967 --> 00:45:34,068
Don't talk to
the camera crew.

1050
00:45:34,101 --> 00:45:34,603
Shit.

1051
00:45:34,636 --> 00:45:35,570
You got this.

1052
00:45:35,604 --> 00:45:37,037
Sorry, fucking amateur.

1053
00:45:37,071 --> 00:45:38,138
Oh.

1054
00:45:38,172 --> 00:45:40,307
Why'd you kick
over my chair?

1055
00:45:40,341 --> 00:45:42,443
Sorry, boss.

1056
00:45:42,476 --> 00:45:44,111
Come on, bro.

1057
00:45:44,144 --> 00:45:44,979
Fuck.

1058
00:45:45,012 --> 00:45:48,115
Okay, you're
a lucky man.

1059
00:45:48,148 --> 00:45:49,883
You're gonna
love this.

1060
00:45:49,917 --> 00:45:52,152
Ready. Oh,

1061
00:46:03,430 --> 00:46:07,968
Monster hands,
owoo, owoo.

1062
00:46:08,002 --> 00:46:08,969
Fuck yeah.

1063
00:46:09,003 --> 00:46:10,104
What the fuck is
this? Yeah.

1064
00:46:10,137 --> 00:46:12,473
Huh? What the fuck are
you doing?

1065
00:46:12,507 --> 00:46:15,610
I, uh... it,
it's monster hands.

1066
00:46:15,644 --> 00:46:19,179
Okay, well that
samurai shit was cool,

1067
00:46:19,213 --> 00:46:21,683
but what the fuck
are these hands?

1068
00:46:21,716 --> 00:46:23,083
It's fucking
monster hands, man.

1069
00:46:23,117 --> 00:46:24,586
Oh.

1070
00:46:24,619 --> 00:46:25,252
But why?

1071
00:46:25,286 --> 00:46:25,919
W...

1072
00:46:25,953 --> 00:46:28,422
Well, well why not?

1073
00:46:28,455 --> 00:46:29,758
It makes me stand out.

1074
00:46:29,823 --> 00:46:31,693
You're fucking
with me, right?

1075
00:46:31,726 --> 00:46:33,794
Are
you serious?

1076
00:46:33,827 --> 00:46:36,163
You guys said you were the
Jackie Chan and Chris

1077
00:46:36,196 --> 00:46:37,164
Tucker of porn.

1078
00:46:37,197 --> 00:46:40,100
You are the most
unprofessional,

1079
00:46:40,134 --> 00:46:43,804
ugly, stupid mopes I have
ever fucking worked with.

1080
00:46:43,837 --> 00:46:44,872
No, you need to
show some respect.

1081
00:46:44,905 --> 00:46:45,973
Look, we're stars.

1082
00:46:46,006 --> 00:46:47,509
You're a
fucking bukkake boy.

1083
00:46:47,542 --> 00:46:48,876
Do you get that?

1084
00:46:48,909 --> 00:46:50,512
Stars?

1085
00:46:50,545 --> 00:46:53,147
You're fucking losers.

1086
00:46:53,180 --> 00:46:56,718
Did you guys think this
was your big fucking break?

1087
00:46:56,751 --> 00:47:01,055
Do you know
how I know you're a mope?

1088
00:47:01,088 --> 00:47:05,059
Because you don't know
you're a fucking mope.

1089
00:47:05,092 --> 00:47:06,827
Jesus.

1090
00:47:06,860 --> 00:47:08,228
Take off the
fucking gloves.

1091
00:47:08,262 --> 00:47:09,897
I can't really...

1092
00:47:09,930 --> 00:47:10,998
Come on, take off the.

1093
00:47:11,031 --> 00:47:12,333
Fuck off, man.
Did you just touch me?

1094
00:47:12,366 --> 00:47:14,001
Huh?

1095
00:47:14,034 --> 00:47:16,303
What?

1096
00:47:16,337 --> 00:47:18,305
Yeah, that's
what I thought.

1097
00:47:18,339 --> 00:47:19,708
Fucking pussy mope.

1098
00:47:19,741 --> 00:47:21,842
What are you?

1099
00:47:21,875 --> 00:47:24,011
Are you white,
are you black,

1100
00:47:24,044 --> 00:47:25,879
are you straight, are
you gay?

1101
00:47:25,913 --> 00:47:27,181
Never call me that.

1102
00:47:27,214 --> 00:47:28,082
Oh.

1103
00:47:28,115 --> 00:47:29,350
Never fucking
call me a queer.

1104
00:47:29,383 --> 00:47:29,983
Really?
Yeah.

1105
00:47:30,017 --> 00:47:31,251
You sure?
Yeah.

1106
00:47:31,285 --> 00:47:32,353
You sure you're not a fag?
Yeah, I'm not a fag.

1107
00:47:32,386 --> 00:47:33,253
I think you're a
cock-sucking mope.

1108
00:47:33,287 --> 00:47:34,522
You hear me?

1109
00:47:34,556 --> 00:47:36,490
I think you
like sucking dick.

1110
00:47:36,524 --> 00:47:38,660
'Cause you talk
like a fag.

1111
00:47:38,693 --> 00:47:41,328
And you act
like a fag.

1112
00:47:41,362 --> 00:47:43,163
And you fuck
like a fag.

1113
00:47:43,197 --> 00:47:44,733
Fuck you.

1114
00:47:44,766 --> 00:47:45,700
Ah.
I'm not scared of you.

1115
00:47:45,734 --> 00:47:46,400
Are you a fag?

1116
00:47:46,433 --> 00:47:47,502
Don't call me a fag.

1117
00:47:47,535 --> 00:47:50,304
I fuck hot chicks
every fucking day.

1118
00:47:50,971 --> 00:47:51,573
Oh, Jesus.

1119
00:47:51,606 --> 00:47:52,272
Get off me.

1120
00:47:52,306 --> 00:47:53,207
I'm not paying you.

1121
00:47:53,240 --> 00:47:55,376
Damn gay, fucking...

1122
00:47:55,409 --> 00:47:56,544
You're blacklisted.

1123
00:47:56,578 --> 00:47:58,278
You fucking mopes.

1124
00:48:08,956 --> 00:48:11,892
I don't get it.

1125
00:48:11,925 --> 00:48:13,460
That was supposed
to be it.

1126
00:48:13,494 --> 00:48:16,731
Well, is there
a phase three?

1127
00:48:16,765 --> 00:48:19,233
It's a two-phase plan.

1128
00:48:23,270 --> 00:48:24,873
Maybe Rocket's
right about us.

1129
00:48:24,905 --> 00:48:27,107
No.

1130
00:48:27,141 --> 00:48:30,411
No, we're on the
come-up, dude.

1131
00:48:30,444 --> 00:48:34,381
Girls across the world
jack off to our scenes.

1132
00:48:34,415 --> 00:48:35,983
Huh?

1133
00:48:36,016 --> 00:48:37,652
We're adult actors.

1134
00:48:37,685 --> 00:48:38,720
That's huge.

1135
00:48:38,753 --> 00:48:41,656
When chicks hear
what we do, they,

1136
00:48:41,689 --> 00:48:43,323
they'll know.
We screw for money.

1137
00:48:43,357 --> 00:48:49,229
Tom, we're never, ever gonna
be as horny as we are right

1138
00:48:49,263 --> 00:48:52,499
here, right now.

1139
00:48:54,001 --> 00:48:55,436
I'm Steve Driver.

1140
00:48:55,469 --> 00:48:57,806
The following video contains
footage of me and my boy,

1141
00:48:57,839 --> 00:49:02,075
Tom Dong, the greatest Asian
stunt cock ever having hot

1142
00:49:02,109 --> 00:49:05,078
sex with beautiful women who
love taking loads all over

1143
00:49:05,112 --> 00:49:06,915
their faces,
tits, ass cheeks.

1144
00:49:06,947 --> 00:49:10,652
And even inside their
butt holes.

1145
00:49:10,685 --> 00:49:12,520
Check it out.

1146
00:49:25,900 --> 00:49:28,570
It's actually not bad.

1147
00:49:29,637 --> 00:49:31,004
No, I could definitely
give you some pointers,

1148
00:49:31,038 --> 00:49:34,041
but you have an eye for
composition and a good sense

1149
00:49:34,074 --> 00:49:35,275
of mise-en-scene.

1150
00:49:35,309 --> 00:49:36,009
Yeah, I do.

1151
00:49:36,043 --> 00:49:37,512
And so do you.

1152
00:49:37,545 --> 00:49:39,213
'Cause we know
this stuff.

1153
00:49:39,246 --> 00:49:40,715
We, we know it
better than anyone.

1154
00:49:40,748 --> 00:49:44,552
That's what I wanted
to talk to you about.

1155
00:49:44,586 --> 00:49:48,055
I think we could
do this on our own.

1156
00:49:52,426 --> 00:49:54,027
W... what are
you saying?

1157
00:49:54,061 --> 00:49:56,798
I'm saying we should
start our own company,

1158
00:49:56,831 --> 00:49:59,166
Driver Dong films.

1159
00:49:59,199 --> 00:50:00,702
Now think about it, we,
we shoot some scenes,

1160
00:50:00,735 --> 00:50:01,903
we've got the intro.

1161
00:50:01,936 --> 00:50:03,671
We create a package
to attract investors.

1162
00:50:03,705 --> 00:50:06,574
We've already got the tools for
the job we need right here.

1163
00:50:06,608 --> 00:50:08,676
And what about the
plans to become stars?

1164
00:50:08,710 --> 00:50:10,143
Now you want to
be producers?

1165
00:50:10,177 --> 00:50:12,045
This is how we
become stars.

1166
00:50:12,079 --> 00:50:14,181
This is phase three.

1167
00:50:14,214 --> 00:50:16,116
I thought there
was no phase three.

1168
00:50:17,384 --> 00:50:19,186
There is now.

1169
00:50:34,536 --> 00:50:35,068
Shit.

1170
00:50:40,642 --> 00:50:41,676
Oh. Oh god.

1171
00:50:41,709 --> 00:50:43,176
Oh, god.

1172
00:50:43,210 --> 00:50:45,580
You're
really boring me,

1173
00:50:45,613 --> 00:50:47,916
let's just chill out.

1174
00:50:47,949 --> 00:50:48,750
Oh god.

1175
00:50:48,783 --> 00:50:51,686
Are you done
yet already?

1176
00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:53,287
Oh that's all in it.

1177
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:56,858
Um, it'll be porn from
the chick perspective.

1178
00:50:56,891 --> 00:50:58,793
What else you got?

1179
00:50:58,826 --> 00:51:00,695
Fast-forward it.

1180
00:51:00,728 --> 00:51:02,296
Oh god.

1181
00:51:23,317 --> 00:51:29,557
Ah.
What the fuck?

1182
00:51:29,591 --> 00:51:30,758
What?

1183
00:51:31,826 --> 00:51:32,927
I mean w...
what do you think?

1184
00:51:32,961 --> 00:51:33,928
What do I think?

1185
00:51:33,962 --> 00:51:34,929
I think this is shit.

1186
00:51:34,963 --> 00:51:36,463
I mean this
isn't even sexy.

1187
00:51:36,496 --> 00:51:37,932
It's, in fact, it's
downright fucking

1188
00:51:37,966 --> 00:51:38,566
disgusting.

1189
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:40,068
Okay, okay.

1190
00:51:40,100 --> 00:51:41,234
Well, maybe we didn't get
the execution we wanted this

1191
00:51:41,268 --> 00:51:42,837
time around,
but, but the ideas,

1192
00:51:42,870 --> 00:51:44,404
the id... the ideas
are there, right?

1193
00:51:44,438 --> 00:51:46,908
And, you know, with your
investment we'd have more

1194
00:51:46,941 --> 00:51:48,241
incentive to
offer the girls.

1195
00:51:48,275 --> 00:51:50,344
Your ideas are shit.

1196
00:51:50,377 --> 00:51:51,512
Pure shit.

1197
00:51:51,546 --> 00:51:52,847
No, I'm not interested.

1198
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:55,282
Take the garbage, get
the fuck out of my office.

1199
00:51:55,315 --> 00:51:56,483
Both of you guys.

1200
00:51:56,517 --> 00:51:57,250
Out.

1201
00:51:57,284 --> 00:51:58,686
We're done.

1202
00:51:58,720 --> 00:52:00,655
Don't let the door hit you
in the ass on the way out.

1203
00:52:00,688 --> 00:52:02,523
Oh hey, Dong,
one last thing,

1204
00:52:02,557 --> 00:52:05,693
don't ever put a three-inch dick
in a eight-inch hot dog bun.

1205
00:52:05,727 --> 00:52:07,461
Come on, what
the fuck?

1206
00:52:16,971 --> 00:52:18,806
I will not
tolerate this shit.

1207
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:22,376
You, you told me you were
getting rid of the disc.

1208
00:52:22,409 --> 00:52:25,613
Well, I, I mean what if
we need it for later?

1209
00:52:25,647 --> 00:52:26,380
I hid it.

1210
00:52:26,413 --> 00:52:27,715
In the camera?

1211
00:52:27,749 --> 00:52:28,816
Yeah, and now the
camera's not working again.

1212
00:52:28,850 --> 00:52:29,817
No, no, no, I fixed
it. It's fine.

1213
00:52:29,851 --> 00:52:31,151
Well, what if
you hadn't?

1214
00:52:31,184 --> 00:52:34,221
I mean what the hell is
going on with you guys?

1215
00:52:34,254 --> 00:52:36,390
It... you're both acting
like rebellious teenagers

1216
00:52:36,423 --> 00:52:38,826
and now you're making me
act like an angry father.

1217
00:52:38,860 --> 00:52:39,794
I hate that shit.

1218
00:52:39,827 --> 00:52:42,997
I expect this
from you, Steve.

1219
00:52:43,031 --> 00:52:47,035
But Tom, uh...
I'm disappointed.

1220
00:52:47,068 --> 00:52:49,937
You know, I, I thought
you were better than this.

1221
00:52:51,906 --> 00:52:54,876
Now, don't think I haven't
heard about Chris's plans.

1222
00:52:54,909 --> 00:52:56,577
I hear the whispers.

1223
00:52:56,611 --> 00:52:59,580
And, and when that happens,
I'm gonna need a new partner.

1224
00:52:59,614 --> 00:53:04,351
And Tom, you've, uh,
turned my finances around.

1225
00:53:04,384 --> 00:53:06,854
You've lowered
my overhead.

1226
00:53:06,888 --> 00:53:09,524
Hell, you're making
me money.

1227
00:53:09,557 --> 00:53:12,527
So, I want that
partner to be you.

1228
00:53:16,931 --> 00:53:19,067
But this kind of shit.

1229
00:53:19,100 --> 00:53:22,503
Stealing my equipment,
going around behind my back.

1230
00:53:22,537 --> 00:53:24,105
I will not
tolerate that.

1231
00:53:24,138 --> 00:53:26,440
I don't want
to be harsh.

1232
00:53:26,473 --> 00:53:31,045
But, from now on you guys
are suspended indefinitely.

1233
00:53:31,079 --> 00:53:32,113
What? What?
Suspended?

1234
00:53:32,146 --> 00:53:33,213
There has to be
consequences, guys.

1235
00:53:33,246 --> 00:53:34,749
I'm sorry.

1236
00:53:34,782 --> 00:53:36,517
This is how society is run and
this is how I run my family.

1237
00:53:36,551 --> 00:53:38,186
Eric, Eric, you
have to let me shoot.

1238
00:53:38,218 --> 00:53:40,021
If, if I don't
fuck, I go crazy.

1239
00:53:40,054 --> 00:53:41,589
You have to let me
shoot, I need to.

1240
00:53:41,622 --> 00:53:43,256
You know what, I don't
got to do shit.

1241
00:53:43,290 --> 00:53:44,192
Okay.

1242
00:53:44,224 --> 00:53:47,895
I took a chance
on you idiots.

1243
00:53:48,395 --> 00:53:53,167
I mean seriously, an
eight-inch hot dog bun?

1244
00:54:37,277 --> 00:54:38,278
Yeah.

1245
00:54:38,311 --> 00:54:40,148
Want some
Driver juice?

1246
00:54:40,181 --> 00:54:41,115
Like that.

1247
00:54:41,149 --> 00:54:42,382
Like that.

1248
00:54:44,351 --> 00:54:45,820
Well, man, you take that
many you're gonna

1249
00:54:45,853 --> 00:54:46,687
become immune.

1250
00:54:46,721 --> 00:54:47,454
Uh-uh.

1251
00:54:47,487 --> 00:54:48,923
My multivitamins.

1252
00:54:48,956 --> 00:54:50,792
Steve, you're on deck.

1253
00:54:50,825 --> 00:54:52,960
Look, um, I've
been thinking.

1254
00:54:52,994 --> 00:54:55,530
No one's gonna
invest in our company.

1255
00:54:55,563 --> 00:54:56,463
No.

1256
00:54:56,496 --> 00:54:57,765
No, my dad will.

1257
00:54:57,799 --> 00:54:59,700
He knows a smart investment
when he sees one.

1258
00:54:59,734 --> 00:55:00,835
He, he won't
let me down.

1259
00:55:00,868 --> 00:55:02,203
Then why isn't he
calling you back?

1260
00:55:02,236 --> 00:55:03,671
Uh, he's a busy guy.

1261
00:55:03,704 --> 00:55:05,173
Maybe he doesn't want to
invest in a porn company?

1262
00:55:05,206 --> 00:55:06,674
Everyone wants to
invest in porn.

1263
00:55:06,707 --> 00:55:09,811
We have to assume
there's no money.

1264
00:55:09,844 --> 00:55:15,783
If we just maintain things
here and bank up enough

1265
00:55:15,817 --> 00:55:17,819
cash, we'll be able to start
Driver Dong films in

1266
00:55:17,852 --> 00:55:18,986
a few years.

1267
00:55:19,020 --> 00:55:20,655
That's, that's a
good goal, right?

1268
00:55:20,688 --> 00:55:22,523
Dude, we make 40
bucks a scene.

1269
00:55:22,557 --> 00:55:24,025
Okay, so it might take
more than a few years.

1270
00:55:24,058 --> 00:55:24,725
Fuck that.

1271
00:55:24,759 --> 00:55:26,493
I'm not a mope.

1272
00:55:26,527 --> 00:55:28,395
I'm tired of pretending
this is all I am.

1273
00:55:28,428 --> 00:55:30,031
We weren't trying
hard enough before,

1274
00:55:30,064 --> 00:55:31,331
we didn't want
it bad enough.

1275
00:55:31,364 --> 00:55:32,567
But that's all
changing right here,

1276
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:34,135
right now.

1277
00:55:34,168 --> 00:55:35,636
I'm gonna show them who the
real Steve Driver is and he

1278
00:55:35,670 --> 00:55:36,804
ain't no pussy.

1279
00:55:36,838 --> 00:55:38,539
This is phase four, Tom.

1280
00:55:38,573 --> 00:55:39,674
Stop making up new phases.

1281
00:55:39,707 --> 00:55:41,209
Whatever the fuck it
takes.

1282
00:55:45,713 --> 00:55:49,250
We need to just do our jobs
and be professionals until,

1283
00:55:49,283 --> 00:55:52,720
until your dad comes
through with the money.

1284
00:55:56,724 --> 00:55:57,892
Can you do that?

1285
00:56:01,963 --> 00:56:03,564
Can you do that?

1286
00:56:06,133 --> 00:56:07,235
Yes, I can.

1287
00:56:08,970 --> 00:56:10,071
Yes, I can.

1288
00:56:11,371 --> 00:56:12,707
Thank you.

1289
00:56:25,485 --> 00:56:27,555
Dad, very
important question.

1290
00:56:27,588 --> 00:56:30,124
Are you into anal?

1291
00:56:30,157 --> 00:56:31,391
'Cause I'm really
fucking good at it.

1292
00:56:31,424 --> 00:56:32,960
Watch my scenes
for proof.

1293
00:56:32,994 --> 00:56:34,962
There's an intensity in my
work that you won't find in

1294
00:56:34,996 --> 00:56:36,030
the pretenders.

1295
00:56:46,507 --> 00:56:49,744
Driven!. Ooh!

1296
00:56:49,777 --> 00:56:51,979
Steve, if I
can hear you over the girl,

1297
00:56:52,013 --> 00:56:53,147
you're doing it wrong.

1298
00:56:53,180 --> 00:56:54,315
Oh.

1299
00:56:54,348 --> 00:56:58,286
Just fuck the
girl, Steve.

1300
00:56:58,319 --> 00:57:01,122
Anyway, I, I just wanted
to give you an idea of what

1301
00:57:01,155 --> 00:57:02,390
your return on
investment could be.

1302
00:57:02,422 --> 00:57:03,791
There's a lot
of moving parts,

1303
00:57:03,824 --> 00:57:06,493
but with my skill and, and
the talent I have lined up

1304
00:57:06,527 --> 00:57:08,996
to work with, I'd say you'd
be looking at six figures

1305
00:57:09,030 --> 00:57:10,164
a year,
conservatively.

1306
00:57:10,197 --> 00:57:11,399
Probably seven.

1307
00:57:11,431 --> 00:57:12,733
I'm gonna fuck
you in the ass.

1308
00:57:12,767 --> 00:57:14,335
Let me fuck you in
the ass, come on.

1309
00:57:14,368 --> 00:57:16,103
You want to get
some Del Taco?

1310
00:57:16,137 --> 00:57:17,638
You ever been driven?

1311
00:57:17,672 --> 00:57:19,472
Driven.
Driven.

1312
00:57:19,507 --> 00:57:21,342
That's what I yell
when I fuck people.

1313
00:57:21,375 --> 00:57:24,078
Tom and I are hot names on
the lips of the tastemakers

1314
00:57:24,111 --> 00:57:26,479
and everyone knows
that Eric can't lose us.

1315
00:57:26,514 --> 00:57:28,316
Just give me
one good frame.

1316
00:57:28,349 --> 00:57:30,084
Steve, that's
all we need.

1317
00:57:30,117 --> 00:57:31,619
Just s... stand.

1318
00:57:31,652 --> 00:57:32,653
All right.

1319
00:57:32,687 --> 00:57:34,088
Oh my god.

1320
00:57:34,121 --> 00:57:35,957
You fucking nutted me?
No.

1321
00:57:35,990 --> 00:57:37,425
I'm not even on fucking
curtain call, you dick.

1322
00:57:37,490 --> 00:57:39,360
I didn't do it.
I didn't do it.

1323
00:57:39,393 --> 00:57:40,628
I... what?

1324
00:57:40,661 --> 00:57:41,362
Eric, he fucking popped
in me during stills,

1325
00:57:41,395 --> 00:57:42,997
you ass wipe.

1326
00:57:43,030 --> 00:57:44,799
That's, I can't, you better pay
my fucking kill fee, Eric.

1327
00:57:44,832 --> 00:57:46,300
Baby, I'm so s -
- I'm so sorry.

1328
00:57:46,334 --> 00:57:48,502
What the fuck, man?

1329
00:57:48,536 --> 00:57:50,671
You couldn't hope to find
two cocksmen like us again

1330
00:57:50,705 --> 00:57:52,006
in a million years.

1331
00:57:52,039 --> 00:57:53,841
Not who will do the
things we do for this craft.

1332
00:57:53,874 --> 00:57:56,444
So, they're gonna bite on
your dicks and I want you to

1333
00:57:56,476 --> 00:57:58,112
bite really hard.

1334
00:57:58,145 --> 00:58:00,214
You're gonna enjoy this more
than getting kicked in the

1335
00:58:00,247 --> 00:58:00,848
balls, boys.

1336
00:58:00,881 --> 00:58:02,350
Get in there.

1337
00:58:02,383 --> 00:58:04,719
They broke the mold with
us, and it scares the money

1338
00:58:04,752 --> 00:58:05,686
around here.

1339
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:07,288
It scares them
half to death.

1340
00:58:07,321 --> 00:58:09,223
But with your backing, we'll
scare them all the way to death.

1341
00:58:09,256 --> 00:58:12,159
That scene we shot the
other day is unusable,

1342
00:58:12,193 --> 00:58:14,328
all right, so stop
winking at the girls.

1343
00:58:14,362 --> 00:58:18,165
You are not flirting, you
are already fucking them.

1344
00:58:18,199 --> 00:58:18,966
Okay, got it.

1345
00:58:29,377 --> 00:58:31,078
Yeah,
chicken hands.

1346
00:58:31,112 --> 00:58:33,581
Fuck.

1347
00:58:33,614 --> 00:58:34,982
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
what the fuck are you doing?

1348
00:58:35,016 --> 00:58:37,918
What, you...
they're chicken hands.

1349
00:58:37,952 --> 00:58:39,720
Just fuck the
chicks, all right.

1350
00:58:39,754 --> 00:58:41,922
I don't need your
creative input.

1351
00:58:41,956 --> 00:58:43,157
I'm the auteur here.

1352
00:58:43,190 --> 00:58:44,158
It's chicken hands.

1353
00:58:44,191 --> 00:58:45,826
What the fuck
are chicken hands?

1354
00:58:45,860 --> 00:58:47,328
It's a theme, Eric.

1355
00:58:47,361 --> 00:58:48,429
What is the theme?

1356
00:58:48,462 --> 00:58:50,031
What is the theme?

1357
00:58:50,064 --> 00:58:52,033
You're in a locker
room with chicken hands.

1358
00:58:52,066 --> 00:58:54,101
I don't understand what
the fuck I'm watching.

1359
00:58:54,135 --> 00:58:55,002
It's hot.

1360
00:58:55,036 --> 00:58:56,003
They're not hot.

1361
00:58:56,037 --> 00:58:57,671
They're
dishwashing gloves.

1362
00:58:57,705 --> 00:58:59,073
Those are for
dishes with.

1363
00:58:59,106 --> 00:59:02,777
Take those fucking dishwashing
gloves off right now.

1364
00:59:02,810 --> 00:59:04,278
You are fucking me up.

1365
00:59:11,452 --> 00:59:12,319
Let's go again.

1366
00:59:14,321 --> 00:59:15,890
You need to take a
fucking shower, Driver.

1367
00:59:15,923 --> 00:59:17,058
Oh, fuck you.
Hey, hey.

1368
00:59:17,091 --> 00:59:18,359
It's not me. Don't talk
to her that way.

1369
00:59:18,392 --> 00:59:20,027
What?
You need to take a shower.

1370
00:59:20,061 --> 00:59:21,228
No.
Everyone...

1371
00:59:21,262 --> 00:59:22,196
Her pussy fucking
stinks, fucking shower.

1372
00:59:22,229 --> 00:59:23,597
Shut the fuck up.

1373
00:59:23,631 --> 00:59:24,865
If you don't get the
hygiene thing under control,

1374
00:59:24,899 --> 00:59:26,100
I'm not gonna shoot you.
Oh, fuck you, Eric.

1375
00:59:26,133 --> 00:59:27,601
Fuck me?
It's my scene, man.

1376
00:59:27,635 --> 00:59:29,370
Get the fuck off my set.
Get the fuck off my set.

1377
00:59:29,403 --> 00:59:31,972
Where's Treetop?
What, Treetop?

1378
00:59:32,006 --> 00:59:33,407
You're gonna have him...
Get the fuck off my set.

1379
00:59:33,441 --> 00:59:36,444
Fuck you both.
Go take a fucking shower.

1380
00:59:36,477 --> 00:59:38,913
Christ.
I'm it.

1381
00:59:38,946 --> 00:59:40,815
And when we go public,
who the fuck knows,

1382
00:59:40,848 --> 00:59:43,150
maybe Fortune
500 numbers.

1383
00:59:43,184 --> 00:59:45,554
Eight figure
fucking IPO.

1384
00:59:45,586 --> 00:59:47,121
Tom is running
numbers, he's,

1385
00:59:47,154 --> 00:59:48,622
he's the math guy.

1386
00:59:48,656 --> 00:59:50,391
But this is buy a basketball
team money we're talking.

1387
00:59:50,424 --> 00:59:51,759
Slavery money.

1388
00:59:51,792 --> 00:59:52,760
And it's due.

1389
00:59:52,793 --> 00:59:54,228
I'm due.

1390
00:59:54,261 --> 00:59:56,730
I've done more for this industry
than any man before me.

1391
00:59:56,764 --> 00:59:58,999
It's all happening, Dad.

1392
00:59:59,033 --> 01:00:00,801
Just like in my dreams.

1393
01:00:00,835 --> 01:00:04,605
You're gonna be so
proud of your fucking son.

1394
01:00:19,386 --> 01:00:21,590
Dad, please call back.
Please.

1395
01:00:21,622 --> 01:00:23,824
This is, this is a smart
investment,

1396
01:00:23,858 --> 01:00:25,326
it's, it's the best one.

1397
01:00:25,359 --> 01:00:28,762
I just need you to call me
back and we can talk about it.

1398
01:00:28,796 --> 01:00:29,497
You'll love it.

1399
01:00:29,531 --> 01:00:31,165
It's, it's so good.

1400
01:00:34,401 --> 01:00:35,703
Dad, please.

1401
01:01:07,168 --> 01:01:08,035
Oh, mother...
What the fuck?

1402
01:01:08,068 --> 01:01:09,336
Motherfucker.
What the fuck?

1403
01:01:09,370 --> 01:01:10,539
What's going on?
You motherfucker.

1404
01:01:10,572 --> 01:01:11,805
What's going on?
You're a motherfucker.

1405
01:01:11,839 --> 01:01:12,873
Get away from me.
Get the fuck away from me.

1406
01:01:12,907 --> 01:01:14,074
What the fuck are you
doing? Stop.

1407
01:01:14,108 --> 01:01:15,176
That was...
Fuck you, man.

1408
01:01:15,209 --> 01:01:16,511
All right, what, what,
what. Fuck you.

1409
01:01:16,545 --> 01:01:17,711
What is it now?
I mean...

1410
01:01:17,745 --> 01:01:19,013
Wiz is hogging all
the girls' attention.

1411
01:01:19,046 --> 01:01:20,181
They're here for all of
us, not just for him.

1412
01:01:20,214 --> 01:01:21,916
Hey, man, you're not
even in the scene.

1413
01:01:21,949 --> 01:01:23,017
I was just...
Fucking loser.

1414
01:01:23,050 --> 01:01:24,185
I was just... fuck
you, man. Stop.

1415
01:01:24,218 --> 01:01:25,386
Loser.

1416
01:01:25,419 --> 01:01:26,387
Fucking hands, you
fucking son of a bitch..

1417
01:01:26,420 --> 01:01:27,556
Man, just relax.
Steve, come on.

1418
01:01:27,589 --> 01:01:29,423
Fuck off, what,
stay out of this.

1419
01:01:29,456 --> 01:01:31,158
Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey. Relax.

1420
01:01:31,192 --> 01:01:32,693
I need you
to calm down.

1421
01:01:32,726 --> 01:01:33,562
No, I would be relaxed if it
wasn't for the fucking...

1422
01:01:33,595 --> 01:01:34,995
Stop.
Stop.

1423
01:01:35,029 --> 01:01:36,063
Put up your hand you small
dick having motherfucker.

1424
01:01:36,096 --> 01:01:37,031
Stop.
Come on, back.

1425
01:01:37,064 --> 01:01:38,533
What, what, what,
what. Dude.

1426
01:01:38,567 --> 01:01:40,034
And all of a sudden you're
backing Eric up now, huh?

1427
01:01:40,067 --> 01:01:41,168
Spending all
your time with him,

1428
01:01:41,202 --> 01:01:42,369
being his
fucking lap dog?

1429
01:01:42,403 --> 01:01:43,704
Fucking secretary is
what you fucking are.

1430
01:01:43,737 --> 01:01:44,405
It's about all of us.

1431
01:01:44,438 --> 01:01:45,005
No.

1432
01:01:45,039 --> 01:01:45,906
The family.

1433
01:01:45,940 --> 01:01:46,740
That doesn't
work for me.

1434
01:01:46,774 --> 01:01:47,775
Okay, hey,
hey, hey, hey.

1435
01:01:47,808 --> 01:01:50,277
I am sick of you
being on my dime.

1436
01:01:50,311 --> 01:01:51,378
Out.

1437
01:01:51,412 --> 01:01:53,047
What the fuck do
you know about porn,

1438
01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:53,914
huh, Eric?

1439
01:01:53,948 --> 01:01:55,049
I am porn.

1440
01:01:55,082 --> 01:01:57,851
Armpit sniffer
16, that's me.

1441
01:01:57,885 --> 01:01:59,720
Cheerlead... Ball
Busting Cheerleaders Seven,

1442
01:01:59,753 --> 01:02:00,522
that's on me.

1443
01:02:00,555 --> 01:02:02,223
Me, me, fucking me.

1444
01:02:02,256 --> 01:02:03,724
Jesus Christ.

1445
01:02:03,757 --> 01:02:04,925
Fuck you all,
man, fuck you all.

1446
01:02:04,959 --> 01:02:06,126
Don't fucking
laugh at me.

1447
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:07,461
I demand respect.

1448
01:02:07,494 --> 01:02:08,530
Fuck you.

1449
01:02:08,563 --> 01:02:10,264
You got to earn
our respect, bro.

1450
01:02:10,297 --> 01:02:11,098
Fuck off.

1451
01:02:11,131 --> 01:02:13,934
Fuck the... fuck off.

1452
01:02:13,968 --> 01:02:16,437
I'm fucking Steve
Driver, you don't fucking,

1453
01:02:16,470 --> 01:02:17,805
fucking know.

1454
01:02:21,342 --> 01:02:22,910
God.
Pack up his shit, Chris.

1455
01:02:22,943 --> 01:02:24,311
Oh Eric, he didn't
mean what he said.

1456
01:02:24,345 --> 01:02:25,145
Yes, he did.

1457
01:02:25,179 --> 01:02:26,113
I'll talk to him.

1458
01:02:26,146 --> 01:02:27,414
I'll make sure
he's cool.

1459
01:02:27,448 --> 01:02:29,250
Uh, if the girls don't
want to shoot with him,

1460
01:02:29,283 --> 01:02:30,484
I can't shoot him.

1461
01:02:30,518 --> 01:02:32,253
All right, don't talk
to me, talk to them.

1462
01:02:32,286 --> 01:02:36,290
Seriously, how do you
offend a gang bang queen?

1463
01:02:36,323 --> 01:02:37,592
No offense,
sweetheart.

1464
01:02:37,626 --> 01:02:39,561
One more chance,
that's all I'm asking for.

1465
01:02:39,594 --> 01:02:40,294
No.

1466
01:02:40,327 --> 01:02:42,329
If he leaves, I leave.

1467
01:02:42,363 --> 01:02:44,231
Bye, see you in hell.

1468
01:02:44,265 --> 01:02:48,269
Eric, look we have that, uh,
interracial cuckold site

1469
01:02:48,302 --> 01:02:49,236
launching next week.

1470
01:02:49,270 --> 01:02:50,838
Yeah?

1471
01:02:50,871 --> 01:02:55,677
Well, man, look, the design's
only half finished, all right.

1472
01:02:55,710 --> 01:02:58,513
We'll just hire
somebody else.

1473
01:02:58,546 --> 01:03:01,448
No, no, that cost
like 5,000 dollars.

1474
01:03:01,482 --> 01:03:04,818
All right, Tom is
here, Tom is good.

1475
01:03:04,852 --> 01:03:08,657
Ah, fuck.
Fuck.

1476
01:03:08,690 --> 01:03:11,693
Fuck, fu... okay.

1477
01:03:11,726 --> 01:03:14,962
Oh.

1478
01:03:14,995 --> 01:03:17,364
Steve can stay but
he only does chores.

1479
01:03:17,398 --> 01:03:19,933
I will not shoot him.

1480
01:03:19,967 --> 01:03:21,001
Okay?

1481
01:03:21,035 --> 01:03:22,336
Okay.

1482
01:03:22,369 --> 01:03:23,103
Thank you.

1483
01:03:23,137 --> 01:03:24,506
Thank you.

1484
01:03:24,539 --> 01:03:27,808
You won't regret this.

1485
01:03:29,476 --> 01:03:32,647
Oh, fuck me.

1486
01:03:44,024 --> 01:03:45,059
What's up, Tom?

1487
01:04:19,728 --> 01:04:21,095
You know, he
can't do this.

1488
01:04:21,128 --> 01:04:23,330
Guys like me, guys who,
guys who can pop on command,

1489
01:04:23,364 --> 01:04:25,999
we're like fucking diamonds
in a sea of ordinary men.

1490
01:04:26,033 --> 01:04:27,702
You know, I'm gonna go
straight to the union.

1491
01:04:27,736 --> 01:04:29,036
I stuck my neck
out for you, man.

1492
01:04:29,069 --> 01:04:32,707
Now I find out
you're a psycho criminal.

1493
01:04:35,075 --> 01:04:35,777
Huh.

1494
01:04:35,810 --> 01:04:37,277
What?

1495
01:04:37,311 --> 01:04:38,580
Why didn't you tell me you
got kicked out of college?

1496
01:04:41,915 --> 01:04:43,350
It's, it's not
what you think.

1497
01:04:43,384 --> 01:04:44,786
All that stuff about
being a jet pilot,

1498
01:04:44,819 --> 01:04:45,886
you made that up?

1499
01:04:45,919 --> 01:04:47,121
No, it's mostly true.

1500
01:04:47,154 --> 01:04:48,989
I'm supposed to be
your best friend.

1501
01:04:54,662 --> 01:05:00,267
In school, a TA, he... he
said I had to suck his dick

1502
01:05:00,300 --> 01:05:01,569
for a passing grade.

1503
01:05:01,603 --> 01:05:02,637
I, I was defending myself.
No.

1504
01:05:02,670 --> 01:05:04,238
I looked it up, man.

1505
01:05:04,271 --> 01:05:07,609
It says you put an unloaded
gun to his balls

1506
01:05:07,642 --> 01:05:09,644
and pulled the trigger.

1507
01:05:12,279 --> 01:05:14,481
That's...
That's fucked up.

1508
01:05:14,816 --> 01:05:16,651
It wasn't like that.
You got time for it.

1509
01:05:16,684 --> 01:05:20,789
House arrest.
Tom.

1510
01:05:20,822 --> 01:05:23,957
Please, please don't.

1511
01:05:23,991 --> 01:05:27,261
Please don't tell
anyone about this.

1512
01:05:32,700 --> 01:05:34,602
Steve.

1513
01:05:36,671 --> 01:05:39,373
Maybe Eric's right
about some of this stuff.

1514
01:05:41,643 --> 01:05:43,645
We should sit back and
survey the

1515
01:05:43,678 --> 01:05:45,312
landscape a little.

1516
01:05:48,550 --> 01:05:50,050
What are you saying?

1517
01:05:50,484 --> 01:05:52,085
What.

1518
01:05:52,119 --> 01:05:53,187
Quit the plan?

1519
01:05:53,220 --> 01:05:55,322
What about phase five?

1520
01:05:55,355 --> 01:05:58,091
It's not in the cards for
us to be the guys on video

1521
01:05:58,125 --> 01:06:00,394
covers, girls
hanging on us.

1522
01:06:03,030 --> 01:06:06,868
I mean look,
we're in porn, right?

1523
01:06:07,702 --> 01:06:11,071
We're just not
the guys, you know.

1524
01:06:13,373 --> 01:06:14,975
Isn't that okay?

1525
01:06:16,243 --> 01:06:17,478
We still get to
fuck girls, uh,

1526
01:06:17,512 --> 01:06:19,547
this, this is an
okay life, right?

1527
01:06:19,581 --> 01:06:20,447
No.

1528
01:06:20,481 --> 01:06:22,449
No, that's defeatist.

1529
01:06:22,483 --> 01:06:25,152
All it takes to succeed at
anything is perseverance.

1530
01:06:25,185 --> 01:06:27,287
What, what you
don't love what you do?

1531
01:06:27,321 --> 01:06:28,623
You don't, you don't want
to fucking share

1532
01:06:28,656 --> 01:06:29,657
that with the world?

1533
01:06:29,691 --> 01:06:31,960
I suck at the
thing I love to do.

1534
01:06:33,728 --> 01:06:36,163
But Eric, he
lets me do it.

1535
01:06:36,430 --> 01:06:38,499
And he might be the
only one who will.

1536
01:06:41,001 --> 01:06:43,605
I have nowhere
else to go, Steve.

1537
01:06:51,713 --> 01:06:55,917
Look, uh, the guys cleaned
up one of the rooms for me.

1538
01:06:59,186 --> 01:07:01,288
We got a lot of
stuff in ours, and...

1539
01:07:04,592 --> 01:07:06,928
I need a little
space right now.

1540
01:08:16,864 --> 01:08:19,000
You got any uppers?

1541
01:08:19,366 --> 01:08:20,802
Uh, no.

1542
01:08:20,835 --> 01:08:23,236
That's cool.

1543
01:08:23,270 --> 01:08:25,640
I got a lot.

1544
01:08:27,107 --> 01:08:28,576
I just don't
like to use my own,

1545
01:08:28,610 --> 01:08:31,679
unless somebody
else has some.

1546
01:08:32,479 --> 01:08:33,748
You know.

1547
01:08:33,781 --> 01:08:37,652
Nobody ever got rich
spending their own money.

1548
01:08:37,685 --> 01:08:39,587
That's what I heard.

1549
01:08:39,621 --> 01:08:43,825
And it's the frugal people
that have all the money.

1550
01:08:43,858 --> 01:08:47,996
And like that's the
paradox of it all.

1551
01:08:48,029 --> 01:08:54,301
Like Scrooge McDuck,
never spent any money.

1552
01:08:54,334 --> 01:08:58,973
Look, I...

1553
01:08:59,007 --> 01:09:01,976
You know, I, I don't, I know
we don't know each other

1554
01:09:02,010 --> 01:09:06,346
well but would it be cool
if I took a picture of you

1555
01:09:06,380 --> 01:09:09,182
where it looked like
you were sucking me off?

1556
01:09:09,216 --> 01:09:11,853
Yeah, that's cool.

1557
01:10:22,255 --> 01:10:25,993
Dad?

1558
01:10:26,728 --> 01:10:28,361
Did he actually say
anything about investing?

1559
01:10:28,395 --> 01:10:29,897
He'll invest.

1560
01:10:29,931 --> 01:10:31,933
You know, he's obviously had
a change of heart since we

1561
01:10:31,966 --> 01:10:33,400
acquired a
marquee talent.

1562
01:10:33,433 --> 01:10:35,368
She's gonna be Driver
Dong's first contract girl.

1563
01:10:35,402 --> 01:10:37,905
Okay, fine, fine.

1564
01:10:37,939 --> 01:10:41,142
Dong Driver's
first contract girl.

1565
01:10:42,110 --> 01:10:43,544
You good?

1566
01:10:43,578 --> 01:10:46,313
All right.

1567
01:11:00,128 --> 01:11:01,195
Dad.

1568
01:11:02,964 --> 01:11:04,331
Oh, here they are.

1569
01:11:06,667 --> 01:11:07,635
Dad.

1570
01:11:07,668 --> 01:11:08,936
Son.

1571
01:11:08,970 --> 01:11:13,040
Um, guys, this
is, this is my dad.

1572
01:11:13,440 --> 01:11:14,542
Oh, okay.

1573
01:11:15,877 --> 01:11:17,912
And that's, uh, that's
my stepmom, Melissa.

1574
01:11:17,945 --> 01:11:18,946
Hi.

1575
01:11:18,980 --> 01:11:20,648
My real mom is
black, I'm adopted.

1576
01:11:20,681 --> 01:11:23,084
Well, uh, I think we're...

1577
01:11:23,117 --> 01:11:23,851
Oh, oh.

1578
01:11:23,885 --> 01:11:24,986
Short a chair here.

1579
01:11:25,019 --> 01:11:26,788
Here we go.

1580
01:11:52,513 --> 01:11:53,480
Well.

1581
01:11:54,582 --> 01:11:58,351
This place is,
uh, unique.

1582
01:11:58,385 --> 01:11:59,386
Yeah.

1583
01:11:59,419 --> 01:12:03,257
Incredible, right?
Tampa chose it.

1584
01:12:10,363 --> 01:12:15,203
Tom, can I just say Dave and
I are so happy that Stephen

1585
01:12:15,236 --> 01:12:18,338
has someone he calls his
best friend.

1586
01:12:18,371 --> 01:12:20,407
Oh, and much,
much more than that.

1587
01:12:20,440 --> 01:12:21,809
More than a best
friend.

1588
01:12:21,843 --> 01:12:24,045
My life partner.

1589
01:12:31,052 --> 01:12:34,387
Um, Tampa, you're
Stephen's girlfriend?

1590
01:12:34,421 --> 01:12:37,925
Well, the only relationship
I count is I'm a mother.

1591
01:12:37,959 --> 01:12:40,561
I have two little boys.

1592
01:12:40,595 --> 01:12:43,430
Really?
Mm.

1593
01:12:47,068 --> 01:12:48,536
Where are your kids?

1594
01:12:52,372 --> 01:12:54,742
Currently, I don't know.

1595
01:12:56,644 --> 01:13:02,049
Uh, well, Stephen tells
us you're an actress.

1596
01:13:02,083 --> 01:13:04,919
She's gonna be a legend.

1597
01:13:04,952 --> 01:13:06,120
Actually, I got,
I brought some,

1598
01:13:06,153 --> 01:13:11,025
um, some DVDs, guys,
I want you to see.

1599
01:13:11,058 --> 01:13:13,227
You're gonna love
this, um, that one...

1600
01:13:13,261 --> 01:13:15,630
Um, I'm...
I got that one.

1601
01:13:15,663 --> 01:13:20,768
No, no, no, n... no.
Just stop.

1602
01:13:22,136 --> 01:13:23,304
Well.
No.

1603
01:13:23,337 --> 01:13:24,305
Dad, Dad, it's part
of my presentation.

1604
01:13:24,338 --> 01:13:25,438
You're gonna
want to hear this.

1605
01:13:25,472 --> 01:13:26,707
It's great.

1606
01:13:26,741 --> 01:13:28,342
I, I, I'm not listening
to any presentation.

1607
01:13:30,945 --> 01:13:34,481
Why not?
I...

1608
01:13:34,916 --> 01:13:38,753
You got my, my e-mails, did,
did you watch my pitch video?

1609
01:13:38,786 --> 01:13:39,954
Yeah.

1610
01:13:39,987 --> 01:13:41,956
I read your e-mails,
I watched your video.

1611
01:13:41,989 --> 01:13:43,291
I heard your messages.

1612
01:13:43,324 --> 01:13:48,129
But I'm trying not to
hear what you're saying.

1613
01:13:48,162 --> 01:13:50,665
Mm, you understand,
Stephen?

1614
01:13:52,533 --> 01:13:55,202
We did not invite
you here for a pitch.

1615
01:13:56,871 --> 01:14:00,007
We want you
to come home.

1616
01:14:02,143 --> 01:14:04,779
We want you home.
Home.

1617
01:14:08,481 --> 01:14:14,322
But I have my own home.
I have fans.

1618
01:14:16,157 --> 01:14:18,092
Are you trying
to humiliate me?

1619
01:14:18,125 --> 01:14:19,327
Huh?

1620
01:14:19,360 --> 01:14:23,831
I, I have always
supported you.

1621
01:14:23,864 --> 01:14:27,467
Even your goth phase,
when you were obsessed

1622
01:14:27,501 --> 01:14:29,203
with Columbine.

1623
01:14:30,371 --> 01:14:32,173
It's my dream.

1624
01:14:32,206 --> 01:14:34,342
Well what about
your other dreams?

1625
01:14:34,375 --> 01:14:35,643
What about college?

1626
01:14:35,676 --> 01:14:38,145
Being an
astronaut, a rapper?

1627
01:14:38,179 --> 01:14:40,715
The jet pilot
stunt man?

1628
01:14:40,748 --> 01:14:42,149
Porn is all those
things combined.

1629
01:14:42,183 --> 01:14:45,953
And Dad, I, I'm a high-risk
professional athlete.

1630
01:14:45,987 --> 01:14:47,888
What I do requires
stamina, endurance.

1631
01:14:47,922 --> 01:14:48,622
No.
Determination.

1632
01:14:48,656 --> 01:14:49,657
No, no.
Stop.

1633
01:14:49,690 --> 01:14:53,227
What you do
requires a pulse.

1634
01:14:53,260 --> 01:14:57,031
And what are you
doing with this girl?

1635
01:14:57,064 --> 01:15:00,701
Really, you bring a, a
woman dressed like this to

1636
01:15:00,735 --> 01:15:02,737
a goddamn
family dinner.

1637
01:15:04,005 --> 01:15:05,172
Dad, she loves me.

1638
01:15:05,206 --> 01:15:06,307
She, she's not your
girlfriend, Stephen.

1639
01:15:06,340 --> 01:15:07,575
She doesn't love you.
What you...

1640
01:15:07,608 --> 01:15:08,676
She doesn't even
want to be here.

1641
01:15:08,709 --> 01:15:13,681
What do you know about love?
No.

1642
01:15:13,714 --> 01:15:15,549
You...

1643
01:15:15,583 --> 01:15:20,755
Dad. I just wanted to show
you I, that I wasn't gay.

1644
01:15:20,788 --> 01:15:27,094
No one thought you were.
You, you're sick.

1645
01:15:27,128 --> 01:15:28,162
No.

1646
01:15:28,195 --> 01:15:29,430
Stephen, no, he
does, he has...

1647
01:15:29,463 --> 01:15:30,731
No, I'm not, I,
I'm not sick.

1648
01:15:30,765 --> 01:15:31,932
A mental illness.
I, I don't have anything.

1649
01:15:31,966 --> 01:15:33,034
He has, he does.
Don't listen to him, Tom.

1650
01:15:33,067 --> 01:15:34,335
He has...
I don't have anything.

1651
01:15:34,368 --> 01:15:35,870
He has a mental illness.
I don't have anything.

1652
01:15:35,903 --> 01:15:38,239
Yes, you do.

1653
01:15:38,272 --> 01:15:39,508
You are coming
with us.

1654
01:15:39,540 --> 01:15:41,809
This is going home,
don't need it anymore.

1655
01:15:46,113 --> 01:15:47,148
Fucking dinner.

1656
01:15:50,818 --> 01:15:51,919
Fine.

1657
01:15:53,087 --> 01:15:56,557
You're a big
porn star now.

1658
01:15:56,590 --> 01:15:57,558
Big star.

1659
01:15:57,591 --> 01:15:59,026
Right?

1660
01:15:59,060 --> 01:16:01,095
Everybody wants to know you,
everybody wants to be you.

1661
01:16:01,128 --> 01:16:03,898
I would think,
Stephen, that a,

1662
01:16:03,931 --> 01:16:06,467
a porn star would have more
pride in his appearance.

1663
01:16:06,501 --> 01:16:10,404
You know, and in his hygiene and
in the company that he keeps.

1664
01:16:10,438 --> 01:16:13,107
I watched your videos.

1665
01:16:13,140 --> 01:16:17,611
And from what I can tell you
just get kicked in the balls.

1666
01:16:17,645 --> 01:16:23,117
You're a porn star who gets
paid next to fucking nothing

1667
01:16:23,150 --> 01:16:24,819
to not have sex.

1668
01:16:24,852 --> 01:16:25,586
I do have sex.

1669
01:16:25,619 --> 01:16:26,487
I do.

1670
01:16:26,521 --> 01:16:29,223
Stephen, why porn?

1671
01:16:29,256 --> 01:16:31,792
You're not, you're
not even

1672
01:16:31,826 --> 01:16:33,027
well-endowed.

1673
01:16:33,327 --> 01:16:34,563
David.

1674
01:16:34,595 --> 01:16:35,530
That's enough.

1675
01:16:35,996 --> 01:16:37,998
Enough.

1676
01:16:41,102 --> 01:16:43,104
Psh...

1677
01:16:47,842 --> 01:16:50,111
Normally I don't like to
talk shop on the Sabbath.

1678
01:16:50,144 --> 01:16:53,781
But I am glad you told
me about the meth whore.

1679
01:16:53,814 --> 01:16:56,917
Still, I'm gonna need
both of you guys to leave.

1680
01:16:56,951 --> 01:16:59,820
I'm gonna miss your loads
hitting those pretty faces,

1681
01:16:59,854 --> 01:17:01,856
though.

1682
01:17:01,889 --> 01:17:03,124
We don't have
anywhere to go.

1683
01:17:03,157 --> 01:17:04,593
Yeah.

1684
01:17:04,625 --> 01:17:06,160
So?

1685
01:17:06,193 --> 01:17:08,195
Eric, please.

1686
01:17:14,034 --> 01:17:15,769
This is a volatile business.

1687
01:17:15,803 --> 01:17:17,972
Steve is a wild card, and
I can't afford to have any

1688
01:17:18,005 --> 01:17:19,273
wild cards.

1689
01:17:19,306 --> 01:17:21,442
So, as long as
you're with Steve,

1690
01:17:21,475 --> 01:17:24,078
you're a wild card too.

1691
01:17:39,727 --> 01:17:41,061
Please, Eric.

1692
01:17:43,230 --> 01:17:45,432
Whatever I need to
do to stay here.

1693
01:17:48,002 --> 01:17:49,770
To be a part of
this company.

1694
01:17:50,404 --> 01:17:52,339
Permanently.

1695
01:17:55,242 --> 01:17:56,710
I'll do it.

1696
01:17:59,680 --> 01:18:01,415
With or without Steve.

1697
01:18:15,896 --> 01:18:18,365
You're part of
this family now.

1698
01:18:18,633 --> 01:18:20,067
Okay?

1699
01:18:20,569 --> 01:18:22,937
And I'm gonna
take care of you.

1700
01:18:23,437 --> 01:18:25,039
You beautiful boy.

1701
01:18:28,909 --> 01:18:32,681
And you and I, we're
gonna fuck chicks,

1702
01:18:32,713 --> 01:18:35,316
together.

1703
01:18:36,585 --> 01:18:39,053
And our fucking hard cocks
are gonna go inside them,

1704
01:18:39,086 --> 01:18:41,455
and they're
gonna touch.

1705
01:18:41,488 --> 01:18:45,426
And then you are gonna
know the true meaning of

1706
01:18:45,459 --> 01:18:46,794
brotherhood.

1707
01:18:49,997 --> 01:18:51,765
So, I can still perform?

1708
01:18:51,799 --> 01:18:54,335
You can still perform.
All right?

1709
01:18:57,505 --> 01:19:02,510
All right.
Right.

1710
01:19:05,446 --> 01:19:08,583
So, you people are good
with this new little shit.

1711
01:19:13,153 --> 01:19:14,689
Have a seat, Steve.

1712
01:19:21,462 --> 01:19:25,432
So, uh, Tom tells me you
have a girl staying here in

1713
01:19:25,466 --> 01:19:26,467
the building.

1714
01:19:28,469 --> 01:19:29,903
No.

1715
01:19:29,937 --> 01:19:31,105
No, it's n... it's
not, it's not just a girl.

1716
01:19:31,138 --> 01:19:32,507
She's an amateur,
she's gonna be...

1717
01:19:32,540 --> 01:19:33,841
Okay, no, she's a tweaker
and I don't want that

1718
01:19:33,874 --> 01:19:34,775
in my building.

1719
01:19:34,808 --> 01:19:35,510
No, she's clean.

1720
01:19:35,543 --> 01:19:36,578
She's not clean.

1721
01:19:36,611 --> 01:19:37,579
I saw her smoking
shit yesterday.

1722
01:19:37,612 --> 01:19:38,680
Fuck you, man.
Get him out of here.

1723
01:19:38,713 --> 01:19:40,347
Hey, eh, eh.
Fuck you, get out of here.

1724
01:19:40,381 --> 01:19:41,750
Hey, hey.
Follow the fucking rules.

1725
01:19:41,782 --> 01:19:43,083
Okay, look.

1726
01:19:43,117 --> 01:19:47,855
I think it's best that
we just cut ties now.

1727
01:19:47,888 --> 01:19:52,860
You know, uh, uh, I, I
would like you to go.

1728
01:19:52,893 --> 01:19:54,395
Thank you.

1729
01:19:55,229 --> 01:19:57,532
But...

1730
01:19:57,565 --> 01:19:59,534
But I, but I've been
doing what you asked.

1731
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:01,869
Uh, you, no,
no, you haven't.

1732
01:20:01,902 --> 01:20:03,337
You can't clean for shit.

1733
01:20:03,370 --> 01:20:04,773
You don't know
how to edit.

1734
01:20:04,805 --> 01:20:06,340
The only thing you use the
computer for is to look up

1735
01:20:06,373 --> 01:20:07,609
porn all the time.

1736
01:20:07,642 --> 01:20:10,712
Uh, you, you're,
you're no good to me.

1737
01:20:12,379 --> 01:20:13,981
We... we've got
nowhere else to go.

1738
01:20:14,014 --> 01:20:17,384
So.
Right.

1739
01:20:17,418 --> 01:20:18,419
Um...

1740
01:20:19,554 --> 01:20:21,088
Tom is staying.

1741
01:20:25,259 --> 01:20:27,027
Find an old roommate,
go back to your parents.

1742
01:20:27,061 --> 01:20:28,896
It's over.

1743
01:20:29,163 --> 01:20:30,632
You haven't
figured this out.

1744
01:20:30,665 --> 01:20:34,001
And honestly, do you want to
be 92 out of 100 on the call

1745
01:20:34,034 --> 01:20:36,303
sheet for a big
fucking mope gang bang?

1746
01:20:36,337 --> 01:20:37,639
At best.

1747
01:20:37,672 --> 01:20:39,574
It's a tough
business, man.

1748
01:20:39,607 --> 01:20:40,575
I'm sorry.

1749
01:20:44,411 --> 01:20:45,580
What about Tampa?

1750
01:20:45,613 --> 01:20:48,482
Yeah, Florida's got
a great porn scene.

1751
01:20:48,516 --> 01:20:49,718
No.
If you want to try and...

1752
01:20:49,751 --> 01:20:52,419
No, ta...
She's called Tampa.

1753
01:20:52,453 --> 01:20:55,422
I don't know.
What about her?

1754
01:20:55,456 --> 01:21:02,029
Well, well I, I was
gonna save her for my own

1755
01:21:02,062 --> 01:21:04,566
production company,
but I'll do you a favor.

1756
01:21:04,599 --> 01:21:06,501
You know, you're always
saying you're looking for

1757
01:21:06,534 --> 01:21:07,836
new angles, right?

1758
01:21:07,868 --> 01:21:09,838
What, what about, what
about the meth whore angle?

1759
01:21:09,870 --> 01:21:11,338
There's got to be
a market for that.

1760
01:21:11,372 --> 01:21:12,906
I get her, I get
her to shoot cheap.

1761
01:21:12,940 --> 01:21:15,075
You let me stay?

1762
01:21:17,211 --> 01:21:18,946
Come on, come
on, just right.

1763
01:21:19,581 --> 01:21:20,548
Right, right in here.

1764
01:21:25,953 --> 01:21:28,656
I, all right, just,
just sit right there.

1765
01:21:30,891 --> 01:21:32,092
How you doing
there, honey?

1766
01:21:32,126 --> 01:21:33,595
Fill this out
for me, all right?

1767
01:21:33,628 --> 01:21:34,928
Just the top part there.

1768
01:21:34,962 --> 01:21:36,363
You look beautiful.

1769
01:21:36,397 --> 01:21:39,466
What's going on, what's,
what's their premise?

1770
01:21:39,501 --> 01:21:41,201
Uh, it's a cuckold
gang bang thing.

1771
01:21:41,235 --> 01:21:43,103
No, no, no, no, I, I, I
thought it was

1772
01:21:43,137 --> 01:21:43,904
a boy girl scene.

1773
01:21:43,937 --> 01:21:45,072
Just, just me and her.

1774
01:21:45,105 --> 01:21:46,440
Well, you thought wrong,
it's a cuckold

1775
01:21:46,473 --> 01:21:47,274
gang bang thing.

1776
01:21:47,307 --> 01:21:48,777
Eric.

1777
01:21:48,810 --> 01:21:50,077
Eric, I don't, I don't want
her banging those goons.

1778
01:21:50,110 --> 01:21:51,245
She only shoots with me.

1779
01:21:51,278 --> 01:21:52,781
No, she doesn't,
you're the cuck.

1780
01:21:52,814 --> 01:21:54,214
But I haven't
even banged her yet.

1781
01:21:54,248 --> 01:21:55,884
Well, it'll add some
realism to your performance.

1782
01:21:55,916 --> 01:21:57,117
Okay?

1783
01:21:57,151 --> 01:21:58,419
But no, come on, man.

1784
01:21:58,452 --> 01:22:00,120
Hey, do you want to
sleep in your car tonight?

1785
01:22:04,759 --> 01:22:07,629
Congratulations, Steve.
You're now a pimp.

1786
01:22:13,967 --> 01:22:16,403
Take that cock.
Oh.

1787
01:22:16,437 --> 01:22:20,608
Oh, yeah.
Ooh.

1788
01:22:20,642 --> 01:22:21,942
Ar... okay.

1789
01:22:21,975 --> 01:22:23,477
All right, uh,
open up to camera.

1790
01:22:23,511 --> 01:22:27,849
Or move your
eyes, or just act.

1791
01:22:27,882 --> 01:22:29,483
Can you act
a little bit?

1792
01:22:29,517 --> 01:22:30,852
Ooh.
Will you please act?

1793
01:22:30,885 --> 01:22:35,155
I need another beer.
It's just, I'm sorry.

1794
01:22:35,189 --> 01:22:38,091
I know.
I'm a lame person.

1795
01:22:38,125 --> 01:22:41,495
And sorry.
I'm losing wood.

1796
01:22:41,529 --> 01:22:42,864
Okay.
Let's go.

1797
01:22:42,897 --> 01:22:44,998
Okay, al... all right.
I'm fucking rolling here.

1798
01:22:45,032 --> 01:22:47,502
Um, hold her down.
Yeah.

1799
01:22:47,535 --> 01:22:50,971
Yeah, hold her down.
That, that's hot, yeah.

1800
01:22:51,004 --> 01:22:52,372
Huh.
Ooh.

1801
01:22:52,406 --> 01:22:55,209
It hurts when you
do it like that.

1802
01:22:58,078 --> 01:23:01,549
Anal is like a
very emotional thing.

1803
01:23:01,583 --> 01:23:02,449
Stop.

1804
01:23:02,483 --> 01:23:03,984
Stop.

1805
01:23:04,017 --> 01:23:05,553
Stop.

1806
01:23:05,587 --> 01:23:07,287
Stop.

1807
01:23:07,321 --> 01:23:10,224
Stop.

1808
01:23:12,727 --> 01:23:14,194
Just, um, do
regular first.

1809
01:23:14,228 --> 01:23:21,769
That will turn me on and then
we can do like slow anal.

1810
01:23:22,937 --> 01:23:24,873
I'm sorry, guys.

1811
01:23:26,841 --> 01:23:28,408
Do you have some Xanax?

1812
01:23:28,442 --> 01:23:30,512
Or like s...
maybe some Soma?

1813
01:23:30,545 --> 01:23:33,247
Percs?

1814
01:23:33,280 --> 01:23:34,549
How about another
beer, hon?

1815
01:23:34,582 --> 01:23:35,884
Will that do it for you?

1816
01:23:35,917 --> 01:23:38,118
Yeah, all right.

1817
01:23:39,286 --> 01:23:40,889
Picked a real
winner here, Steve.

1818
01:23:44,024 --> 01:23:45,359
Ah, you reek.

1819
01:23:45,392 --> 01:23:47,060
I can smell your ass all
the way from over here.

1820
01:23:47,094 --> 01:23:49,898
Your wife's got to like be
in with guys who don't smell

1821
01:23:49,931 --> 01:23:52,432
like shit.

1822
01:23:52,466 --> 01:23:53,902
And he looks like
he's retarded too.

1823
01:23:53,935 --> 01:23:56,370
Why would she
want to be with you,

1824
01:23:56,403 --> 01:23:57,739
Stinky Steve?

1825
01:23:57,772 --> 01:24:00,274
Why don't you go and crawl
back into whatever deep,

1826
01:24:00,307 --> 01:24:02,109
dark hole you
crawled out of?

1827
01:24:02,142 --> 01:24:04,913
Ooh, oh, mm.

1828
01:24:05,379 --> 01:24:10,885
Ah, this is
getting me hot.

1829
01:24:10,919 --> 01:24:13,621
Chris.
Yeah.

1830
01:24:13,655 --> 01:24:14,756
Do me a favor.
Yeah.

1831
01:24:14,789 --> 01:24:16,758
Take the camera.
All right.

1832
01:24:17,992 --> 01:24:22,797
I'm gonna get in there.
Hell yeah, get on in there.

1833
01:24:23,130 --> 01:24:24,097
Oh, oh sh...

1834
01:24:24,131 --> 01:24:25,700
Tweak her
nipples a little bit.

1835
01:24:25,733 --> 01:24:28,970
Chris, man, you
got to get in here.

1836
01:24:29,003 --> 01:24:30,572
Yeah?
Yeah.

1837
01:24:31,305 --> 01:24:35,910
Who's gonna hold the camera?
Yeah.

1838
01:24:35,944 --> 01:24:38,880
I bet you never suck your
husband's

1839
01:24:38,913 --> 01:24:40,380
fucking cock like that.

1840
01:24:40,414 --> 01:24:43,383
Oh, I bet his little fucking
inadequate dick never fills

1841
01:24:43,417 --> 01:24:45,485
your mouth like mine.
Huh?

1842
01:24:45,520 --> 01:24:47,254
What do you think, Driver?

1843
01:24:47,287 --> 01:24:49,624
Look at us all fucking
your girlfriend, huh?

1844
01:24:49,657 --> 01:24:52,225
Everybody's fucking fingers
in every fucking part of her

1845
01:24:52,259 --> 01:24:54,461
and you can't do
shit.

1846
01:24:55,362 --> 01:24:56,831
You can't do shit, man.

1847
01:24:56,864 --> 01:25:01,903
She said you don't have
a cock that even touches

1848
01:25:01,936 --> 01:25:05,339
her
front teeth, man.

1849
01:25:05,372 --> 01:25:09,811
Shriveled up little
pathetic fucking loser.

1850
01:25:12,279 --> 01:25:14,816
All right, Tom, Tom.
Tom.

1851
01:25:14,849 --> 01:25:16,985
Get in here, man.

1852
01:25:19,821 --> 01:25:21,421
Come on, man,
it's a cuck scene.

1853
01:25:21,455 --> 01:25:22,824
It's what we do.

1854
01:25:22,857 --> 01:25:24,993
It's just pretend.

1855
01:25:25,026 --> 01:25:26,126
Come on, man.

1856
01:25:26,159 --> 01:25:27,996
I'm not gonna ask
you again, do it.

1857
01:25:31,365 --> 01:25:34,035
Okay, hey, sweet... stop.
Fuck.

1858
01:25:38,171 --> 01:25:39,040
Tom.

1859
01:25:40,575 --> 01:25:41,576
Tom.

1860
01:25:42,810 --> 01:25:44,411
You can do this.

1861
01:25:45,412 --> 01:25:46,413
Okay.

1862
01:25:47,582 --> 01:25:49,050
I believe in you.

1863
01:26:00,728 --> 01:26:01,796
Sweetheart.

1864
01:26:01,829 --> 01:26:04,164
Get her in, get
her in Tom, come on.

1865
01:26:21,115 --> 01:26:23,084
It feels good
to be with her.

1866
01:26:23,785 --> 01:26:25,553
You.

1867
01:26:26,286 --> 01:26:28,056
Loser.

1868
01:26:36,964 --> 01:26:38,900
Why can't you do
anything right?

1869
01:26:40,300 --> 01:26:41,936
Why can't you be better?

1870
01:26:44,038 --> 01:26:45,540
I believed you.

1871
01:26:53,447 --> 01:26:54,816
You do smell bad.

1872
01:26:55,248 --> 01:26:56,718
Like shit.

1873
01:26:57,085 --> 01:26:58,553
You're all about being a
porn star and you can't even

1874
01:26:58,586 --> 01:26:59,554
take a shower.

1875
01:26:59,587 --> 01:27:00,621
How fucking
stupid are you, huh?

1876
01:27:00,655 --> 01:27:05,093
She doesn't want
to be with you,

1877
01:27:05,126 --> 01:27:06,561
she's not your
girlfriend.

1878
01:27:06,928 --> 01:27:08,096
You'll never
have a girlfriend.

1879
01:27:08,129 --> 01:27:10,765
No girl will ever
want you, ever love you.

1880
01:27:10,798 --> 01:27:13,534
You disgusting
piece of shit.

1881
01:27:13,568 --> 01:27:16,269
No girl will
ever love you.

1882
01:27:16,303 --> 01:27:20,975
My life will be so
much easier without you.

1883
01:27:21,008 --> 01:27:23,644
I spend all my time telling
you how to do things and you

1884
01:27:23,678 --> 01:27:25,278
just keep fucking up.

1885
01:27:25,312 --> 01:27:27,481
All you've done
is hold me back.

1886
01:27:27,515 --> 01:27:29,617
You and your
stupid, pathetic dreams.

1887
01:27:29,650 --> 01:27:31,418
I, I knew from
the very beginning,

1888
01:27:31,451 --> 01:27:34,055
I knew we'd never be stars,
but I used to hear about it

1889
01:27:34,088 --> 01:27:38,458
so much I got to
thinking maybe we would.

1890
01:27:45,867 --> 01:27:47,068
Look at yourself.

1891
01:27:47,101 --> 01:27:48,468
You'll never
be a porn star.

1892
01:27:48,503 --> 01:27:50,403
How did you ever think you
could become a star, huh?

1893
01:27:50,437 --> 01:27:52,405
You're not even a mope.

1894
01:27:52,439 --> 01:28:00,715
There's no word
for how low you are.

1895
01:28:10,825 --> 01:28:13,227
F...
I fucking hate you.

1896
01:28:35,149 --> 01:28:36,584
Oh god.

1897
01:28:53,201 --> 01:28:59,006
Steve? Steve?

1898
01:29:08,216 --> 01:29:14,021
Steve, I'm...
I'm sorry.

1899
01:29:17,892 --> 01:29:21,329
Look, you know what I said
was for the scene, right?

1900
01:29:24,765 --> 01:29:26,466
Please forgive me.

1901
01:29:28,769 --> 01:29:30,470
And I want to help you.

1902
01:29:31,806 --> 01:29:33,406
Let me help you.

1903
01:29:59,567 --> 01:30:01,102
Ya.

1904
01:30:02,270 --> 01:30:03,838
He-ya.

1905
01:30:05,606 --> 01:30:06,607
Ya.

1906
01:30:08,843 --> 01:30:11,512
Ah.

1907
01:30:17,118 --> 01:30:18,185
Steve.

1908
01:30:21,155 --> 01:30:22,356
Steve.

1909
01:30:24,859 --> 01:30:26,661
Out.
Tonight.

1910
01:30:27,494 --> 01:30:28,930
You hear me?

1911
01:30:28,963 --> 01:30:30,765
Steve.

1912
01:30:30,798 --> 01:30:32,800
Do you hear me?

1913
01:30:32,833 --> 01:30:33,968
It's time to go, dude.

1914
01:30:34,001 --> 01:30:35,503
Hey, shut the
fuck up, man.

1915
01:30:35,536 --> 01:30:37,939
I am doing this.

1916
01:30:54,956 --> 01:30:56,290
Hey.

1917
01:31:03,898 --> 01:31:06,400
Hello.

1918
01:31:16,210 --> 01:31:19,146
Jesus fucking Christ.

1919
01:31:25,353 --> 01:31:26,554
Get him out of
here, please?

1920
01:31:26,921 --> 01:31:28,689
Come on, man.

1921
01:31:29,357 --> 01:31:31,158
Look, I don't want
to be an asshole,

1922
01:31:31,192 --> 01:31:33,194
okay, you've been good
to me over the years,

1923
01:31:33,227 --> 01:31:34,462
all right.

1924
01:31:34,528 --> 01:31:35,495
But I'm not wrangling
these guys anymore.

1925
01:31:35,529 --> 01:31:37,665
I'm not good
at this, man.

1926
01:31:37,698 --> 01:31:38,666
And you are.

1927
01:31:38,699 --> 01:31:40,801
And you owe me.

1928
01:31:40,835 --> 01:31:44,205
Okay, you
fucking, you owe me.

1929
01:31:44,238 --> 01:31:46,240
I mean you owe me.

1930
01:31:46,273 --> 01:31:47,475
Right?

1931
01:31:47,508 --> 01:31:48,509
Yeah.

1932
01:31:48,542 --> 01:31:50,044
Yeah.

1933
01:31:50,077 --> 01:31:52,346
All right.

1934
01:31:52,380 --> 01:31:53,881
Okay.

1935
01:31:54,715 --> 01:31:55,883
Thank you.

1936
01:31:55,916 --> 01:31:57,218
Mm-hmm.

1937
01:32:08,596 --> 01:32:10,931
Steve, get your
shit and get out.

1938
01:32:12,366 --> 01:32:12,867
Steve.

1939
01:32:12,900 --> 01:32:13,834
Come here, man.

1940
01:32:13,868 --> 01:32:15,069
I'm not gonna
come there, man,

1941
01:32:15,102 --> 01:32:16,537
I don't want to see
any of your bullshit.

1942
01:32:16,570 --> 01:32:18,005
I want you out of
the fucking building.

1943
01:32:18,039 --> 01:32:20,141
Steve.

1944
01:32:20,641 --> 01:32:21,909
Pack up your shit,
I'm not fucking around.

1945
01:32:21,942 --> 01:32:24,211
Man, you should
see this.

1946
01:32:24,245 --> 01:32:26,747
I've told you 15
fucking times, get out.

1947
01:32:26,781 --> 01:32:28,682
Dude, you need to see this.

1948
01:32:28,716 --> 01:32:29,884
Quit stalling, come on.

1949
01:32:29,917 --> 01:32:31,285
No, man.

1950
01:32:31,318 --> 01:32:33,888
Look you fucking mopes,
I'm through with this shit.

1951
01:32:34,989 --> 01:32:37,591
Ah.
Ah, ha-ho.

1952
01:32:38,292 --> 01:32:39,226
God.

1953
01:32:39,260 --> 01:32:40,194
Oh my god.

1954
01:32:40,227 --> 01:32:47,301
Oh God.
Please.

1955
01:32:47,334 --> 01:32:49,437
Steve, no.
Ow.

1956
01:32:49,470 --> 01:32:51,238
Oh.
Oh my god.

1957
01:32:51,272 --> 01:32:52,373
God, ow.
Get him, get him.

1958
01:32:52,406 --> 01:32:54,809
Jesus fucking Christ.
Put it down.

1959
01:32:54,842 --> 01:32:56,077
Oh god.

1960
01:32:56,110 --> 01:32:59,780
Put it down, come on.
Steve, please, please.

1961
01:32:59,814 --> 01:33:03,150
Please don't do this.
Put it... put it down.

1962
01:33:03,184 --> 01:33:07,088
I love you, brother.
I love you.

1963
01:33:34,949 --> 01:33:35,783
Ah.
Shit, shit.

1964
01:33:35,816 --> 01:33:36,617
Hey, hey.
Just don't die.

1965
01:33:36,650 --> 01:33:37,351
Hey.
Don't die, Chris.

1966
01:33:37,384 --> 01:33:39,019
Hey, call 9-1-1.
Shit.

1967
01:33:39,053 --> 01:33:41,722
Oh.
Oh g...

1968
01:34:29,003 --> 01:34:32,541
Eric.
No, god, no.

1969
01:34:42,750 --> 01:34:43,918
Eric.

1970
01:34:50,024 --> 01:34:51,225
Eric.

1971
01:34:55,896 --> 01:34:58,098
Fuck, Eric.

1972
01:35:37,304 --> 01:35:43,077
T... Tom.

1973
01:35:43,110 --> 01:35:44,979
Fuck.
Fuck.

1974
01:35:45,012 --> 01:35:52,253
Fuck.
Shit.

1975
01:36:22,717 --> 01:36:24,351
Yo, yo, you've
reached Tom Dong,

1976
01:36:24,385 --> 01:36:27,154
porn star and CFO of Driver
Dong Films.

1977
01:36:27,187 --> 01:36:30,090
Uh, I'm probably balls deep
right now so please leave

1978
01:36:30,124 --> 01:36:32,493
a message and
I'll call back.

1979
01:36:33,695 --> 01:36:34,795
Tom.

1980
01:36:38,332 --> 01:36:40,034
Please.

1981
01:36:41,969 --> 01:36:44,972
Please, please
call back.

1982
01:36:47,341 --> 01:36:49,410
I need to speak
to you really bad.

1983
01:36:53,347 --> 01:36:55,015
I'm pissed, I know it.

1984
01:36:59,186 --> 01:37:00,854
Tom, I'm sorry.

1985
01:37:03,424 --> 01:37:05,859
I'm so sorry, I,
I would never,

1986
01:37:05,893 --> 01:37:07,662
ever hurt you.

1987
01:37:12,933 --> 01:37:14,536
Help me, Tom.

1988
01:37:21,108 --> 01:37:22,577
I just can't see it.

1989
01:37:26,781 --> 01:37:29,116
I searched and
I searched.

1990
01:37:30,719 --> 01:37:35,790
And I searched and just -
- I can't understand it.

1991
01:37:43,263 --> 01:37:44,932
I tried, Tom.

1992
01:37:46,367 --> 01:37:48,102
I almost had it all.

1993
01:37:48,603 --> 01:37:50,505
We, we almost
had it together,

1994
01:37:50,538 --> 01:37:53,374
but, but we could,
we could get it back.

1995
01:37:53,407 --> 01:37:56,678
If Eric will
forgive me, it...

1996
01:37:56,711 --> 01:37:59,313
Everything will be fine.

1997
01:38:01,482 --> 01:38:05,587
All we need to do is
catch our big break.

1998
01:38:05,620 --> 01:38:10,124
Then we'll have trampolines,
and motorcycles,

1999
01:38:10,157 --> 01:38:13,160
and waterslides
and every videogame.

2000
01:38:16,731 --> 01:38:17,931
We, we'll have it all.

2001
01:38:20,300 --> 01:38:21,468
And we'll have
girlfriends who spend the

2002
01:38:21,503 --> 01:38:23,404
night every night.

2003
01:38:26,940 --> 01:38:28,576
Everyone will love us.

2004
01:38:33,515 --> 01:38:35,182
Everyone will
know our names.

2005
01:38:41,088 --> 01:38:42,857
We're gonna
be stars, Tom.

2006
01:38:46,160 --> 01:38:48,095
We're gonna be stars.

2007
01:38:50,931 --> 01:38:52,834
We're gonna be stars.

2008
01:40:41,475 --> 01:40:42,744
We're gonna be stars, Tom.

2009
01:40:46,313 --> 01:40:48,282
We're gonna be stars.

2010
01:40:49,951 --> 01:40:51,451
Tragic end for a porn
star wanted for killing

2011
01:40:51,485 --> 01:40:53,420
a colleague with a
samurai sword.

2012
01:40:53,453 --> 01:40:56,691
He falls off a cliff
to the ground and dies.

2013
01:40:56,724 --> 01:40:59,027
Police say the suspect went
on a rampage Tuesday at

2014
01:40:59,059 --> 01:41:01,563
a Van Nuys porn studio
and killed a coworker.

2015
01:41:01,596 --> 01:41:04,632
His name's Steve Driver
in terms of porn circles,

2016
01:41:04,666 --> 01:41:06,233
and no, it wasn't
a household name.

2017
01:41:06,266 --> 01:41:09,537
He's charged with killing fellow
adult film actor Tom Dong.

2018
01:41:09,571 --> 01:41:12,574
The pair was described in
one report as the Jackie Chan

2019
01:41:12,607 --> 01:41:16,176
and Chris
Tucker of porn.

2020
01:42:13,200 --> 01:42:14,002
Fuck.

2021
01:42:14,035 --> 01:42:14,969
Fuck.

2022
01:42:15,003 --> 01:42:15,970
Fuck.

2023
01:42:16,004 --> 01:42:17,170
Fuck.

2024
01:42:17,204 --> 01:42:18,271
Fuck.

2025
01:42:18,305 --> 01:42:19,473
Fuck.

2026
01:42:19,507 --> 01:42:20,508
Fuck.

2027
01:42:20,541 --> 01:42:27,515
Fuck.

2028
01:42:27,548 --> 01:42:30,384
Woo.

2029
01:43:09,724 --> 01:43:10,525
Fuck.

2030
01:43:10,558 --> 01:43:11,526
Fuck.

2031
01:43:11,559 --> 01:43:12,593
Fuck.

2032
01:43:12,627 --> 01:43:13,761
Fuck.

2033
01:43:13,795 --> 01:43:14,862
Fuck.

2034
01:43:14,896 --> 01:43:15,930
Fuck.

2035
01:43:15,963 --> 01:43:17,264
Fuck.

2036
01:43:17,297 --> 01:43:17,865
Woo.

2037
01:43:17,899 --> 01:43:18,666
Fuck.

2038
01:43:18,700 --> 01:43:19,767
Fuck.

2039
01:43:19,801 --> 01:43:21,102
Fuck.

2040
01:43:21,135 --> 01:43:21,869
Fuck.

2041
01:43:21,903 --> 01:43:22,870
Fuck.

2042
01:43:22,904 --> 01:43:26,140
Woo.