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[birds chirping]
NARRATOR: It began many ages ago.
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Burbankshire was a peaceful world,
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filled with birdsong
and quiet contemplation.
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[thunder]
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But, unbeknownst to all,
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a ruthless wizard
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had amassed great power.
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[zap]
[horse whinnying, goat braying]
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[fire crackling]
[people screaming]
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And yet, he desired more.
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[zap]
[rumbling, crumbling]
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[zapping]
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[whirring]
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♪
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[whirring]
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[growling, snarling]
The wizard conjured three abominations
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to serve him.
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He gave them each a magical garment
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to conceal their true nature.
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[cheering]
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The wizard was accustomed
to blind obedience.
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[rattling, poof]
PINKY: Narf!
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[flies buzzing]
[bleats]
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Oh!
NARRATOR: And yet these creatures
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were possessed of a wilder spirit
than he had bargained for.
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[blink]
[laughter]
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[neighing]
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Mm...
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[whinnying]
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[bottles smashing]
[Pinky gasps]
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[neighing]
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NARRATOR: The wizard
tried to bring his creations to heel.
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But he proved no match for
their brazen, irreverent power.
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♪
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And so, he was forced to flee.
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Ah!
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[loud belch]
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No!
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I've got him!
I've got him! I've got him!
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[yelling, grunts]
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- [grunting]
- Come, Pinky.
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We must return to our sorcerer's sanctum
and prepare for--
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[both grunt]
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[chain rattling]
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[both groan]
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[heavy footsteps]
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Phew! That was easy.
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Now, all we have to worry about
is that All-Seeing Eye.
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- Where?
- There.
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Do they watch us
when we go to the bathroom?
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Weirdos!
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♪ theme song playing ♪
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♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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- ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
- ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animan-ey, totally insane-y ♪
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♪ HOV Lane-y ♪
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♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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♪
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[whistling]
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Tickets, check.
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Award speech, check.
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Now, for ze rideshare!
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[beeping]
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Ooh! Tonight's ze big night, Otto.
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Zey don't just give out
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ze Top 38 Best Psychiatrists
in Southwest Burbank
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to anyone, you know?
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Ooh!
[beep]
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Time to go.
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[door opens, shuts]
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Otto Von... Scratchansniff?
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- Zat is me!
- Oh. I get it. Ha.
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Ve are going downtown! [laughs]
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You see, I am accepting zis big award...
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[tires screeching]
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[thud]
Vhy are ve shtopping?
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You selected the carpool option,
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so we have to make a few stops on the way.
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No, zat is a mistake!
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Only total veirdos choose
the carpool option.
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- Scratchy!
- Ah!
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Yakko? No, no, no, please.
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I have a very important
engagement to get to.
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[laughs] You and me both, pal.
I've got yodeling practice
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with my "Yodelahye-crew."
Here's a little taste.
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No, no, no.
I need to rehearse mein shpeech--
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♪ loud yodeling ♪
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♪ yodeling ♪
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Nein! Ze ceremony starts in 30 minutes!
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- Who are we picking up now?
- Hi!
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Ah! Vakko! Vhere are you going?
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- Hot dog eating contest at the pier.
- Ze pier?
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B-b-but zat is in ze opposite direction!
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Not for me, it isn't.
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[tires screech]
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Oh, come on! Let me guess.
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- Hi!
- Ah!
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I need to take Tom Holland
to the spider vet
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for his annual checkup.
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DR. SCRATCHANSNIFF:
Vhy didn't you all just drive together?
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We are driving togezer.
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- No, no, no. In your own car.
- We don't have a car.
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- I'm too old to drive.
- You know what I mean!
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Don't vorry, Otto.
There's still plenty of time,
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as long as we don't make any more stops.
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[growling]
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- Uh-oh.
- "Uh-oh"? Vhat is "uh-oh"?
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Did ve break down?
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No, that was my tummy.
[animal-like roar]
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I fasted all day
for the hot dog contest,
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but I need a little snack to tide me over.
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Ja, vell, you vill have to wait.
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But I can't wait! I'm starving!
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EMPLOYEE: [on speaker]
Hi. Can I take your order?
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Yes. I'll just have...
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two cheeseburgers, a large fry,
a small fry, three cheeseburgers,
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chicken nuggies, chicken tendies,
four cheeseburgers--
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Nein!
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Oh, okay. Nine cheeseburgers--
DR. SCRATCHANSNIFF: No, no, no, no!
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- Nein vith ze more burgers, Vakko!
- Got it.
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Eighteen cheeseburgers,
seven medium fries,
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a red soda, a yellow soda,
and an orange soda.
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And don't mix them up!
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[grunting, giggles]
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- Yay!
- Zere! Are you happy now?
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No! They forgot my chicken tendies!
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Look, look, look,
zey are right here, Vakko!
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Those are chicken nuggies!
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I can't eat the nuggies
without the tendies!
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- We have to go back!
- Go back?
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[fast ticking]
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[slow ticking]
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ANNOUNCER: [on speaker]
Ladies and gentlemen,
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the Psychiatry Awards are about to begin.
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Please self-actualize to your seats.
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Absolutely not! Look at ze line!
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[cars honking]
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[prolonged gasp]
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He's gonna blow!
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Ah, no crying!
I just got this car cleaned.
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[tires screech]
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♪
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[echoing whimper]
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[wind blowing, leaves rustling]
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[birds chirping]
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[groans]
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[sizzling]
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[whining]
[loud eating]
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[clocks ticking, ringing, cuckooing]
[whimpering]
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[screaming]
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Has anyone seen Tobey Maguire?
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I thought his name was Tom Holland.
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Oh. Well, I had two. I think.
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♪
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[human-like scream]
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[driver screams]
Wait! Come back!
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[clocks ticking]
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[screams]
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♪
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[screams]
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ANNOUNCER:
And now,
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for the most important award
of the evening.
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[applause]
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♪
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[beeping]
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[whirring]
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Oh vait, vait! Is zis expensive?
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Stupidly expensive.
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[sighs]
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Look, just get me downtown
as soon as possible, ja?
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Sure thing.
We'll have you there in no time.
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Just have to make one quick stop.
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Vhat!? No, no!
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No, no, no, no!
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[whirring]
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♪
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[horse whinnies]
[girl crying]
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Hello, nice horsey.
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[laughs] Well, actually, I'm a mule.
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Now, the easiest way to tell is the ears.
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You see, we have this kind of--
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Uh, okay, okay. Can you please
just take me downtown?
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[applause]
PRESENTER: Dr. Otto Von Scratchansniff!
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♪ awards music ♪
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Hello? Dr. Scratchansniff?
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Sure thing. Just have
to make one quick stop's all.
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Ah, you're having
a horsing around with me joke, ja?
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More like mulin' around.
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[both laugh]
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[neighs]
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[screaming]
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[grunting]
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[clang]
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[siren blares]
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♪
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[tires screech]
[siren blares]
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[stretcher squeaking]
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[tires squeal]
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[lisping]
Where are you taking me?
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Oh, the hospital downtown.
We're almost there.
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- We just have to make one quick stop.
- No!
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[gasps]
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Whoa!
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Hey! Are you going
to the Wacky Stretcher Convention?
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[screams]
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And away we go.
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[squeaking]
[panting]
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[gasping]
[crowd cheering]
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[panting yell]
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[applause]
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Oh dear. He didn't show up.
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What does this mean
for my abandonment issues?
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Ah! No! Vait! I am here!
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[nervous laugh]
Thank you, esteemed colleagues, faculty.
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[inhales]
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[slurred] My name was Dr. Scratchansniff.
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Ever since I vas doctor,
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I vanted to be a young boy.
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Oh no, vait, that's not right. [groans]
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It is an honor to be one of
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the top 38 biggest psychos in Burbank.
Oh no, no.
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I mean, top 38 best thychos.
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[mad laugh] Ooh.
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♪
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Oh! Ee-- Ah-- Ah!
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[laughing]
[crowd gasps]
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Tom Holland! Stop tickling me!
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- [laughing]
- Well, he's clearly gone mad.
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This is why people don't trust doctors.
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- But your husband is a doctor.
- No, he's not.
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He's a chiropractor.
But don't tell him that.
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[haughty laughter]
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[grunts] No! It's mine!
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I won! [laughs]-- Oh no!
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Give zat back! [crying]
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I vorked so hard to get here!
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[tires screech]
258
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♪
259
00:11:22,976 --> 00:11:25,061
Don't worry, Scratchy,
we'll take you home.
260
00:11:25,061 --> 00:11:27,314
We just need to make one quick stop.
261
00:11:28,231 --> 00:11:30,650
[mad laughing]
262
00:11:30,650 --> 00:11:32,986
[hooting]
263
00:11:32,986 --> 00:11:34,487
Look out!
264
00:11:34,487 --> 00:11:37,824
Otto Von Shpider-friend coming through!
Lock me up
265
00:11:37,824 --> 00:11:40,035
unt throw away ze key!
266
00:11:40,035 --> 00:11:42,037
[laughing]
267
00:11:42,037 --> 00:11:44,414
Poor Scratchy. He really lost his way.
268
00:11:44,414 --> 00:11:46,958
Yeah, the hospital is over there.
269
00:11:48,627 --> 00:11:50,337
I'll call him a rideshare.
270
00:11:50,337 --> 00:11:51,338
♪
271
00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:54,966
[thunder]
272
00:11:54,966 --> 00:11:58,178
♪ Pinky & The Brain theme ♪
273
00:11:58,178 --> 00:11:59,179
[squeaking]
274
00:11:59,179 --> 00:12:00,931
Gee, Brain.
What do you wanna do tonight?
275
00:12:01,806 --> 00:12:04,476
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
276
00:12:04,476 --> 00:12:06,186
Try to take over the world!
277
00:12:06,186 --> 00:12:07,979
[thunder]
278
00:12:07,979 --> 00:12:10,106
♪
279
00:12:10,106 --> 00:12:12,025
♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
280
00:12:12,025 --> 00:12:14,194
♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
281
00:12:14,194 --> 00:12:16,029
♪ One is a genius ♪
282
00:12:16,029 --> 00:12:18,031
♪ The other's insane ♪
283
00:12:18,031 --> 00:12:20,033
♪ They're laboratory mice ♪
284
00:12:20,033 --> 00:12:22,035
♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪
285
00:12:22,035 --> 00:12:24,663
♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
286
00:12:24,663 --> 00:12:26,665
♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
287
00:12:33,380 --> 00:12:36,383
♪
288
00:12:38,093 --> 00:12:39,761
[hawk screeches]
289
00:12:39,761 --> 00:12:42,722
I'm so excited
for our desert getaway, Brain.
290
00:12:42,722 --> 00:12:44,516
You know, deserts are just like beaches,
291
00:12:44,516 --> 00:12:46,851
except with way more turquoise jewelry.
292
00:12:46,851 --> 00:12:48,562
Cherish your naïveté, Pinky.
293
00:12:48,562 --> 00:12:50,564
In the not-so-distant future,
294
00:12:50,564 --> 00:12:53,066
you will not yearn for a desert getaway,
295
00:12:53,066 --> 00:12:55,318
but to get away from the desert.
296
00:12:55,318 --> 00:12:56,987
According to my calculations,
297
00:12:56,987 --> 00:12:59,823
in exactly 64.36 years,
298
00:12:59,823 --> 00:13:02,742
the entire world will become
a desert wasteland,
299
00:13:02,742 --> 00:13:05,912
thanks to the irreversible
effects of climate change
300
00:13:05,912 --> 00:13:07,747
and humanity's unquenchable thirst
301
00:13:07,747 --> 00:13:11,710
for stealing miniature plastic
shampoo bottles from hotels.
302
00:13:11,710 --> 00:13:15,171
Guilty! They're the perfect addition
to smoothies.
303
00:13:15,171 --> 00:13:17,591
[squish]
[slurps] Poit!
304
00:13:17,591 --> 00:13:21,261
Society will crumble,
and a new, strange civilization
305
00:13:21,261 --> 00:13:23,597
will arise from the dust,
306
00:13:23,597 --> 00:13:26,433
making the Hot Sand Festival
the perfect testing grounds.
307
00:13:26,433 --> 00:13:29,060
A microcosm of our waterless future.
308
00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:30,770
PINKY:
[gasps] Egad, Brain.
309
00:13:30,770 --> 00:13:33,189
I feel like we're in the opening scene
of La La Land.
310
00:13:33,189 --> 00:13:36,443
Right before Ryan Gosling invented jazz.
311
00:13:36,443 --> 00:13:38,612
♪ Another Day of Sun-like riff ♪
312
00:13:38,612 --> 00:13:39,321
[grunts]
313
00:13:40,030 --> 00:13:43,575
♪
314
00:13:43,575 --> 00:13:46,036
BRAIN: I must say,
coming to the Hot Sand Festival
315
00:13:46,036 --> 00:13:48,330
was one of my finest ideas yet,
316
00:13:48,330 --> 00:13:51,541
as it provides the perfect
testing ground for this.
317
00:13:51,541 --> 00:13:55,462
[click, whirring]
318
00:13:57,672 --> 00:13:58,840
[whirring]
319
00:13:58,840 --> 00:13:59,966
♪
320
00:13:59,966 --> 00:14:01,468
I love it, Brain!
321
00:14:01,468 --> 00:14:03,303
What is it, Brain?
322
00:14:03,303 --> 00:14:05,639
You see, Pinky, this marvelous invention
323
00:14:05,639 --> 00:14:08,475
collects water in ambient sweat
324
00:14:08,475 --> 00:14:11,228
and turns it into potable H2O.
325
00:14:11,228 --> 00:14:12,562
[sucking]
326
00:14:12,562 --> 00:14:14,564
Posing as yoga instructors,
327
00:14:14,564 --> 00:14:16,608
you and I will teach hot yoga
328
00:14:16,608 --> 00:14:18,485
to the festival attendees,
329
00:14:18,485 --> 00:14:21,988
collecting thousands
of gallons of perspiration,
330
00:14:21,988 --> 00:14:23,573
which I will hoard in anticipation
331
00:14:23,573 --> 00:14:25,659
of our dry, arid future.
332
00:14:25,659 --> 00:14:26,576
[screaming]
333
00:14:26,576 --> 00:14:30,163
I shall wrest control of the world,
not by force,
334
00:14:30,163 --> 00:14:32,666
but by becoming a benevolent dictator,
335
00:14:32,666 --> 00:14:35,377
efficiently distributing
the scarce resource
336
00:14:35,377 --> 00:14:37,170
that is water!
337
00:14:38,463 --> 00:14:40,465
Isn't it brilliant, Pinky?
338
00:14:40,924 --> 00:14:41,925
Pinky?
339
00:14:41,925 --> 00:14:44,469
[distant yelling getting louder]
340
00:14:44,469 --> 00:14:47,347
[crash]
[grunts, groans]
341
00:14:47,347 --> 00:14:49,599
Need a little help?
342
00:14:51,101 --> 00:14:52,644
Thanks! I owe you one.
343
00:14:52,644 --> 00:14:55,480
Except I don't have any ones on me,
so I'll have to go to the ATM.
344
00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:57,774
But since the smallest bills
they carry are 20s,
345
00:14:57,774 --> 00:15:00,026
I'll need to make change somewhere.
And one final thing,
346
00:15:00,026 --> 00:15:02,320
I don't have an ATM card per se.
347
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:03,613
Can I borrow yours?
348
00:15:03,613 --> 00:15:05,865
[laughs] No, don't worry about it.
349
00:15:05,865 --> 00:15:07,784
Name's Dexter. People call me Dexter.
350
00:15:07,784 --> 00:15:10,120
I'm Pinky, but Brain just calls me
351
00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:12,872
"walking biodegradable waste."
352
00:15:12,872 --> 00:15:14,457
[laughs] Let me guess. Can I guess?
353
00:15:14,457 --> 00:15:15,792
I'm good at guessing.
First time here, right?
354
00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:18,461
Poit! Yes! How could you tell?
355
00:15:18,461 --> 00:15:19,963
DEXTER:
The massive sunburn.
356
00:15:20,630 --> 00:15:23,967
♪
357
00:15:23,967 --> 00:15:25,927
[laughs] Come on,
let me show you around.
358
00:15:26,553 --> 00:15:28,763
[clock ticking]
359
00:15:28,763 --> 00:15:32,267
The Hot Sand Festival
is all about experimentation
360
00:15:32,267 --> 00:15:35,437
and overcoming your inhibitions.
♪ electronica playing ♪
361
00:15:35,437 --> 00:15:37,731
See this phoenix? I made it. Me.
362
00:15:37,731 --> 00:15:40,650
[music continues, crowd cheering]
See that DJ? We're dating. Us.
363
00:15:42,485 --> 00:15:43,486
Love you, babe.
364
00:15:43,987 --> 00:15:46,656
See these guys? I don't get it,
but it looks like they're having fun.
365
00:15:48,283 --> 00:15:49,910
[screams]
[thuds]
366
00:15:50,493 --> 00:15:53,330
Egad! What an amazing place!
367
00:15:53,330 --> 00:15:57,042
Yeah. This festival is like
our own little desert utopia.
368
00:15:57,042 --> 00:16:00,921
Anybody can join, as long as
they pay the $500 for parking.
369
00:16:00,921 --> 00:16:03,006
Only problem is
370
00:16:03,006 --> 00:16:06,176
there's not that much... water.
[sizzling]
371
00:16:06,176 --> 00:16:09,888
Water? [gasps]
Water reminds me of plants.
372
00:16:09,888 --> 00:16:13,516
Which reminds me of the word "plan."
Which reminds me of meal planning.
373
00:16:13,516 --> 00:16:16,770
Which reminds me of the time
I tried to get Brain to eat healthier.
374
00:16:16,770 --> 00:16:18,396
Which reminds me of the Brain.
375
00:16:18,396 --> 00:16:21,191
Which reminds me of--
[gasps] Brain's plan!
376
00:16:21,191 --> 00:16:22,609
Oh, no! I'm late!
377
00:16:22,609 --> 00:16:24,527
Thank you for the tour, Mr. Dexter!
378
00:16:24,527 --> 00:16:26,655
No problem, pal. Whoa.
379
00:16:26,655 --> 00:16:29,532
Have I been talking
to a mouse this whole time?
380
00:16:29,532 --> 00:16:30,784
Man, I love this festival.
381
00:16:30,784 --> 00:16:32,786
♪
382
00:16:35,789 --> 00:16:37,624
♪ serene music ♪
BRAIN: Now, let us flow
383
00:16:37,624 --> 00:16:40,961
from our side plank into a flying pigeon,
384
00:16:40,961 --> 00:16:44,756
followed by our most dangerous pose yet.
385
00:16:45,632 --> 00:16:47,842
Reverse hydration!
386
00:16:50,178 --> 00:16:52,180
[whirring]
387
00:16:52,180 --> 00:16:53,932
[sucking]
388
00:16:53,932 --> 00:16:55,433
I need some water...
389
00:16:55,433 --> 00:16:57,435
♪
390
00:16:57,435 --> 00:17:00,605
Pinky, are you pondering
what I'm pondering?
391
00:17:00,605 --> 00:17:01,898
I think so, Brain,
392
00:17:01,898 --> 00:17:03,733
but if seven "ate" nine,
393
00:17:03,733 --> 00:17:06,111
- did ten "jack" queen?
- No.
394
00:17:06,111 --> 00:17:08,822
Look how much sweat
my generator has collected
395
00:17:08,822 --> 00:17:11,616
from these New Age nitwits.
396
00:17:11,616 --> 00:17:16,663
It's time for everyone to get a taste
of my new altruistic regime.
397
00:17:16,663 --> 00:17:17,706
[clang]
398
00:17:19,124 --> 00:17:20,584
Your attention, please.
399
00:17:20,584 --> 00:17:23,628
I have in my possession
a sustainable supply of water,
400
00:17:24,254 --> 00:17:28,091
which I am prepared to share
with... only those who deserve it.
401
00:17:29,384 --> 00:17:30,468
[drip]
402
00:17:30,468 --> 00:17:32,304
Now then, who do we think
403
00:17:32,304 --> 00:17:35,307
is the most deserving
of the first ration of water?
404
00:17:35,307 --> 00:17:36,850
Oh! Oh! I know!
405
00:17:36,850 --> 00:17:40,228
Two-legged puppies
in special doggie wheelchairs! [sniffs]
406
00:17:40,228 --> 00:17:43,523
They're so brave,
and they've overcome so much!
407
00:17:44,357 --> 00:17:48,320
No. Perhaps the most
educated should go first.
408
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:51,156
Whomst-soever has a Ph. D.,
409
00:17:51,156 --> 00:17:54,409
please step forward
and collect your allotment.
410
00:17:56,620 --> 00:17:59,873
No. I said Ph. D.,
411
00:17:59,873 --> 00:18:02,208
not free HDTV
412
00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:04,461
or whatever it is you think you heard,
413
00:18:04,461 --> 00:18:06,338
you sun-dried dilettantes.
414
00:18:06,338 --> 00:18:07,923
Yeah, I heard you.
415
00:18:07,923 --> 00:18:10,842
I have a doctorate in biomechanics, okay?
416
00:18:10,842 --> 00:18:12,552
I'm a particle physicist.
417
00:18:12,552 --> 00:18:15,180
And I invented these
self-ambulating stilts.
418
00:18:16,139 --> 00:18:19,893
You mean to tell me
all the brightest minds in the country
419
00:18:19,893 --> 00:18:23,104
congregate here
simply to fry their brains?
420
00:18:23,104 --> 00:18:25,607
This festival gets us out of the lab
421
00:18:25,607 --> 00:18:28,109
and into a more creative head space,
you know?
422
00:18:28,109 --> 00:18:30,195
DEXTER: Speak for yourself, bro.
[all gasp]
423
00:18:30,195 --> 00:18:33,114
I'm here building something
for the future. Something awesome.
424
00:18:33,114 --> 00:18:34,950
Who the blazes are you?
425
00:18:34,950 --> 00:18:37,661
Poit!
Oh, that's my friend Dexter, Brain.
426
00:18:37,661 --> 00:18:39,663
Yes, I'm Dexter Trux,
427
00:18:39,663 --> 00:18:41,665
CEO of Da Vinci Motors.
428
00:18:41,665 --> 00:18:43,667
Technologist, futurist,
429
00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:46,002
and non-self-made billionaire.
430
00:18:46,002 --> 00:18:49,631
Behold my latest creation, the Hot Wing!
[rumbling]
431
00:18:49,631 --> 00:18:50,966
I know what you're thinking.
432
00:18:50,966 --> 00:18:54,553
It's just a really pretty awesome-looking
bird sculpture, right? Right?
433
00:18:54,553 --> 00:18:57,389
- Right!
- It's fine. It's derivative.
434
00:18:57,389 --> 00:18:59,683
Wrong. It's actually a rocket.
[car chirps]
435
00:18:59,683 --> 00:19:01,393
According to my calculations,
436
00:19:01,393 --> 00:19:03,895
in merely 64.36 years,
437
00:19:03,895 --> 00:19:06,898
the world will become a desert wasteland.
438
00:19:06,898 --> 00:19:08,650
But with my trusty Hot Wings,
439
00:19:08,650 --> 00:19:11,236
I will be able to escape
from the ashes of this world,
440
00:19:11,236 --> 00:19:14,864
and rise up again
by colonizing a new planet!
441
00:19:16,449 --> 00:19:20,412
But the only thing I need for my journey
is a source of potable water.
442
00:19:20,412 --> 00:19:22,497
[bubbling]
BRAIN: Oh, dear.
443
00:19:22,497 --> 00:19:25,292
I think I know where this is going.
444
00:19:25,292 --> 00:19:27,711
Hm. [chewing]
I don't, so no spoilers!
445
00:19:27,711 --> 00:19:29,546
Hand over your water, Brain,
446
00:19:29,546 --> 00:19:32,299
and I just might let you live.
447
00:19:32,299 --> 00:19:34,467
From one megalomaniac to another...
448
00:19:34,467 --> 00:19:35,886
♪
449
00:19:35,886 --> 00:19:37,387
[blows raspberry]
450
00:19:37,387 --> 00:19:40,640
Ew, gross! No, th-that is not
the kind of water I want!
451
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:42,893
You leave me no choice.
[car locks]
452
00:19:43,977 --> 00:19:45,729
[whirring, blast]
453
00:19:45,729 --> 00:19:47,063
[Pinky screams]
[explosion]
454
00:19:47,063 --> 00:19:49,649
[both grunting]
455
00:19:49,649 --> 00:19:51,401
Egad, that hurts!
456
00:19:51,401 --> 00:19:53,778
Even more than the time
I fell asleep in the microwave,
457
00:19:53,778 --> 00:19:55,572
and you turned it on, Brain.
458
00:19:55,572 --> 00:19:57,991
Now you've done it, Dexter.
459
00:19:57,991 --> 00:20:00,577
No one harms Pinky except for me!
460
00:20:00,577 --> 00:20:01,828
[whirring]
461
00:20:01,828 --> 00:20:03,914
[over speaker]
My hot babies.
462
00:20:03,914 --> 00:20:05,749
If you wanna come to space with me,
463
00:20:05,749 --> 00:20:08,835
bring Daddy his wa-wa.
464
00:20:08,835 --> 00:20:10,503
[yelling]
[intense drumming]
465
00:20:10,503 --> 00:20:12,297
I should have known something
like this would happen
466
00:20:12,297 --> 00:20:14,841
with these desert-dwelling dolts!
467
00:20:14,841 --> 00:20:17,677
♪
468
00:20:19,095 --> 00:20:20,680
Time to put the top up, Pinky.
469
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:22,557
[clicking]
470
00:20:26,019 --> 00:20:28,355
[clicking, whirring]
471
00:20:28,355 --> 00:20:29,606
[revving]
472
00:20:29,606 --> 00:20:32,192
PINKY:
Wow! Look at all this armor.
473
00:20:32,192 --> 00:20:34,653
Are you feeling vulnerable, Brain?
474
00:20:35,070 --> 00:20:36,071
[honks horn]
475
00:20:36,071 --> 00:20:37,489
[whirring, click]
476
00:20:37,489 --> 00:20:38,698
[revving]
477
00:20:38,698 --> 00:20:41,701
[tires squeal]
478
00:20:41,701 --> 00:20:43,036
[truck roaring]
479
00:20:43,036 --> 00:20:45,121
[rumbling]
480
00:20:45,121 --> 00:20:46,206
After them!
481
00:20:47,332 --> 00:20:49,209
[engines roaring, tires squeal]
482
00:20:49,209 --> 00:20:52,629
♪ epic music ♪
483
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,218
[roaring]
484
00:21:01,137 --> 00:21:02,722
You, too, my sweet!
485
00:21:05,725 --> 00:21:08,728
Ha! You're doing so good, babe.
486
00:21:11,731 --> 00:21:14,818
PINKY: Oh no!
The art is trying to kill us, Brain!
487
00:21:14,818 --> 00:21:17,404
It's like Marfa all over again!
488
00:21:18,113 --> 00:21:19,406
[tires screech]
489
00:21:21,032 --> 00:21:22,909
[chainsaw revving]
490
00:21:22,909 --> 00:21:24,661
[Pinky screaming]
491
00:21:28,331 --> 00:21:30,834
♪
492
00:21:31,293 --> 00:21:32,377
[squeaking]
493
00:21:32,377 --> 00:21:35,797
[laughing, hooting]
494
00:21:35,797 --> 00:21:38,300
[vehicles roaring]
495
00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:41,469
♪ epic music ♪
496
00:21:46,558 --> 00:21:48,310
[crumbling]
497
00:21:54,858 --> 00:21:57,152
[smash, roaring]
498
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:01,323
[screaming]
Oh!
499
00:22:02,115 --> 00:22:04,034
Oh no. You might say
500
00:22:04,034 --> 00:22:06,995
there's a lot of fury on this road.
501
00:22:06,995 --> 00:22:10,040
Oh, but I wouldn't. I don't wanna
get in trouble. Poit.
502
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,334
[tires screech, roaring]
503
00:22:12,334 --> 00:22:14,836
♪ ♪
504
00:22:19,799 --> 00:22:20,800
Ah!
505
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,886
Much like a gentrifying city,
506
00:22:22,886 --> 00:22:25,388
it appears we're quickly
running out of real estate!
507
00:22:25,388 --> 00:22:27,974
I hope you're ready
to take a big leap!
508
00:22:27,974 --> 00:22:30,477
You mean merging our bank accounts?
509
00:22:30,477 --> 00:22:32,896
Finally! I'll get an ATM card!
510
00:22:34,314 --> 00:22:35,982
[click, beep]
511
00:22:37,067 --> 00:22:40,070
[echoing]
Yeah!
512
00:22:40,070 --> 00:22:43,073
♪ serene music ♪
513
00:22:49,746 --> 00:22:52,666
♪ epic music ♪
514
00:22:54,918 --> 00:22:56,920
[cracking]
515
00:23:00,799 --> 00:23:03,552
[jet whining]
516
00:23:03,552 --> 00:23:05,053
Fly, my Hot Wing.
517
00:23:05,595 --> 00:23:07,597
Fly!
518
00:23:07,597 --> 00:23:09,766
♪ crescendo ♪
519
00:23:09,766 --> 00:23:11,309
[jet winding down]
520
00:23:12,227 --> 00:23:14,854
[smash]
[sustained car horn]
521
00:23:14,854 --> 00:23:16,898
[explosion]
522
00:23:16,898 --> 00:23:19,317
Come, Pinky. Let us return to the lab
523
00:23:19,317 --> 00:23:20,944
to prepare for tomorrow night.
524
00:23:20,944 --> 00:23:23,488
Why, Brain? What are we
going to do tomorrow night?
525
00:23:23,488 --> 00:23:25,699
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
526
00:23:25,699 --> 00:23:27,742
Try to take over the world!
527
00:23:27,742 --> 00:23:30,745
♪ Pinky & The Brain theme ♪
528
00:23:32,497 --> 00:23:34,249
[hissing]
529
00:23:34,249 --> 00:23:36,501
[siren blaring]
530
00:23:37,127 --> 00:23:40,088
Well, at least help is on its way.
531
00:23:41,464 --> 00:23:43,425
- [siren stops]
- Oop, sorry. That's just my keyboard.
532
00:23:43,425 --> 00:23:45,677
Oh, play something else, darling.
533
00:23:46,386 --> 00:23:50,348
♪ calypso beat, steel drum playing ♪
534
00:23:50,348 --> 00:23:52,726
I'll get my revenge on you, Brain!
535
00:23:52,726 --> 00:23:54,394
In a future segment!
536
00:23:54,394 --> 00:23:57,230
Hopefully season four! With a bump!
537
00:23:57,230 --> 00:24:00,692
More than a guest star rate!
[maniacal laughter]
538
00:24:00,692 --> 00:24:03,194
♪ Calypso music fades out ♪
539
00:24:06,615 --> 00:24:09,618
♪