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GOSSIP GIRL-TYPE NARRATOR:
Previously on Teeniacs...
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♪ teen drama music ♪
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Nice letterman jacket, Wakko.
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See you at the big game tonight?
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[belches]
[laughs]
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Bro, she's totally into you.
Why didn't you say anything?
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But we're only three weeks
into the school year,
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and so much has changed already!
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We moved to a small town.
We found a treasure map.
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Our dad was blackmailed
by the guy who owns the marina.
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Our best friend was possessed.
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We proved the existence
of alternate haunted timelines--
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[crash, tires screech]
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And I finally got my learner's permit!
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Who knew being in high school
would be so dramatic?
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♪
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DOT:
You thought I wouldn't find out?!
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I'm going to reveal everything
about your plot
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to turn us all into vampires
tonight at the big game!
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That's no way to talk to... your mother.
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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Ha! You haven't been my mother
since you faked your own death
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so you could be elected mayor!
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[gasps] How did you find that out?
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I'm the editor of the school newspaper.
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And I'm wearing a wire!
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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And that's really useful
for the audience in a school
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with this many unexplained mysteries.
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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♪
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RALPH:
Duh, this is the big game!
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Against the big rivals!
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Don't forget to do the touchdowns.
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Coach, I feel funny.
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Me, too.
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And I can't stop counting like this.
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[vampire-like]
One! Ah-ah-ah! Two! Ah-ah-ah!
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Duh, that's just 'cause your body's
going through, uh...
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Uh, what's it called? Duh...
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Pewterby! Tooberty!
[rumbling]
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Uh, computer-bee!
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Uh, just...
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Anyway, it's normal,
so don't worry about it.
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[growling]
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[screaming]
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♪
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[crowd cheering]
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♪
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Thanks for coming to help me
with this vampire problem,
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Dot-From-Another-Timeline.
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Thank you for performing the ritual
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to summon me from the mirror dimension
with the Cornelius Gem.
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DOT:
You got it mixed up.
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I used the mirror gem to summon you
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from the Cornelius dimension.
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Remember? In the musical episode?
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This primetime teen drama
has really gone off the rails.
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It was supposed to be a re-imagining
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of the timeless American classic
The Crucible.
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Yeah, but then
we started chasing ratings.
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Just like you're about to start
chasing some vampires.
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Giddy-up!
[starts motorcycle]
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[roaring]
[horse whinnies]
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Time to raise the stakes!
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♪ teen drama music ♪
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♪ theme song playing ♪
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♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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- ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
- ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animan-ey, totally insane-y ♪
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♪ Mickey Spillane-y ♪
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♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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♪
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♪ Planet-eating warlords ♪
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♪ Legion of Grimlox ♪
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♪ Conquest of Earth lead by ♪
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♪ Dire Commander Starbox ♪
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♪ When he finds a planet
where beings are rife ♪
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♪ We descend and consume
all the sentient life ♪
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♪ When he sends the signal,
we start the invading ♪
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♪ Until then, we're waiting,
we're waiting ♪
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♪ We're waiting! ♪
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♪
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CINDY:
When a dog goes to a dog park,
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you let it off the, uh, the leash,
and let it--
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the dog run around.
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Yeah, they run around, chasing each other.
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They're kinda playing dog tag and...
[spacecraft beeping]
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[laughs]
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Dogs say hello by sniffing their butts
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and farting at each other.
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Hello. Bark, bark. Right back at you.
[barking]
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Ooh!
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♪
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[gasps]
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Can I have that?
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[both struggle]
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Hm... Ha!
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[Cindy singing]
♪ Dogs are sweet ♪
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♪ Dogs are free,
dogs are cute ♪
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♪ And there's nothing you can do ♪
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♪ To make me take that back ♪
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♪ Dogs are sweet ♪
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♪ Dogs are cute, dogs are furry,
and they are drooly ♪
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[dog whining]
[giggles]
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♪ I like dogs, I like dogs ♪
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Thank you.
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I love dogs!
[screaming]
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[muffled screaming]
[dog grunting]
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[screaming]
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Don't chew him like that!
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[weak groaning]
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Chew on him like this.
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[crunching]
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[panting]
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[struggling]
The rules to dog tag are...
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[yelling]
dogs have to chase each other,
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and then they all have to go
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to the different side of yard,
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and then do it all over again...
[beeping]
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...until 10 times it has been done.
[barking]
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[wind blowing]
[growling, snarling]
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[laughs, panting]
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[gasping]
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[beeping]
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[screams, grimaces]
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I think maybe I fell in some poop.
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Huh?
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But probably not, so that's okay.
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[sighs]
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[zapping]
[babbling]
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[grunts]
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[panting]
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[groan, angry grunt]
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[beeping]
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[growls]
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[soft laugh]
[beep, whirring]
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♪
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[crowd cheering]
[chains rattle]
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[grunts]
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[laughing]
[beeping]
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[grunts]
[growls]
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[grunting]
[yelling]
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[aliens yell]
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[barking]
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[yelling, panting]
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[screaming, grunt]
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Hey, come back to the party, please.
[barking]
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Fetch!
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Ha! [grunting]
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[scared groaning]
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Excuse me. I said fetch, please.
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Ha!
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[grunts]
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[growls]
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[grunting]
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[quiet clicking]
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[gasps]
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[snarls]
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[barking]
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[growling]
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[whining]
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[dogs growling]
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♪
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[snickering]
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[growling, barking]
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[yelling]
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[yelling]
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[dog whines]
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[snickering]
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[dogs barking, whining]
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[whining]
[beeping]
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You're a good dog.
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[whining]
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[sighs]
There you are!
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I missed you.
[grumbles]
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You're safe now.
[growls]
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♪
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Hey! Your special outfit fell off.
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[gasps, yells]
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[wind blowing]
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That's better. You're welcome.
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[laughing]
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♪
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[yelps, gulps]
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I'm the rat queen.
[wagon squeaking]
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♪ We're waiting, we're waiting ♪
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♪ We're waiting! ♪
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[thunder]
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♪ Pinky & The Brain theme ♪
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[squeaking]
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Gee, Brain.
What do you wanna do tonight?
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The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world!
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[thunder]
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♪
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♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ One is a genius ♪
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♪ The other's insane ♪
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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪
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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪
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♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
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♪
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[wind blowing]
[sign creaking]
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♪
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[singing on radio]
♪ I love you a lot... ♪
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LOCAL DJ: [on radio]
Rise and shine, sleepyheads!
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You're listening to WB-B-CHEAP,
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the only station that blew
its entire musical licensing budget
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on one song. [nervous laugh]
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It's another icy cold morning.
[snoring, yelp]
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Don't take my word for it!
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Ask Pennsylvania Bill! Yes!
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It's that special time of year
when we task a rodent
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with predicting the weather.
It's Woodchuck Day!
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And I know I say this
every Woodchuck Day, folks,
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but if a prophesizing woodchuck
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isn't a surefire sign of the end times,
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I'm not sure what is!
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Repent! Repent!
Repent now before it's too late!
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Okay, folks. You know how this one goes.
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- [snoring]
- Pinky! Pinky, wake up!
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[grunting]
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Oh, Brain.
I was having the most wonderful dream.
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We were living in
an experimental research facility,
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and the horrible genetic testing
had made one of us a genius
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and the other insane.
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That wasn't a dream, Pinky.
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That's a pithy description
of our real-life antics.
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[gasps]
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Am I the genius?
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[gasps]
Can my new name be Thinky?!
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Just get up,
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you slumbering saddle-goose.
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It's Woodchuck Day!
We have a world to take over!
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♪ polka music ♪
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[kids laughing]
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[crowd cheering]
PINKY: Okay, Brain, it's not that
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I don't understand your plan because,
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well, I am a genius after all,
266
00:11:11,423 --> 00:11:14,676
but maybe we could go over it once more
267
00:11:14,676 --> 00:11:17,304
to make sure that, um, you get it?
268
00:11:17,304 --> 00:11:20,181
Third time wasn't the charm then,
was it, Pinky?
269
00:11:20,181 --> 00:11:22,309
Oh, come on. It's Thinky now!
270
00:11:22,309 --> 00:11:25,770
Pinky? Brain? I thought it was you!
271
00:11:25,770 --> 00:11:27,856
Pinky, who is this rotund rodent,
272
00:11:27,856 --> 00:11:29,482
and why does he know our names?
273
00:11:29,482 --> 00:11:31,109
Hey now.
Don't tell me you don't remember
274
00:11:31,109 --> 00:11:33,612
- your old lab-mate Egwind!
- Narf!
275
00:11:33,612 --> 00:11:36,740
I was dissected alive in
a middle school science class?
276
00:11:36,740 --> 00:11:38,533
- Poit!
- You transformed me
277
00:11:38,533 --> 00:11:40,201
into a fearsome were-mouse,
278
00:11:40,201 --> 00:11:42,412
causing me to be crushed
by heavy machinery?
279
00:11:43,788 --> 00:11:45,999
- Zort!
- Zort. Exactly!
280
00:11:45,999 --> 00:11:48,209
Oh, so good to see you guys!
281
00:11:48,209 --> 00:11:51,004
Once again,
we shall be Pinky, the Brain,
282
00:11:51,004 --> 00:11:52,589
and Egwi--
283
00:11:52,589 --> 00:11:54,925
Fare thee well!
284
00:11:54,925 --> 00:11:55,926
[crunch]
285
00:11:55,926 --> 00:11:58,929
♪
286
00:11:58,929 --> 00:12:01,848
[crowd cheering]
287
00:12:02,474 --> 00:12:04,851
Listen closely this time, Pinky.
288
00:12:04,851 --> 00:12:07,020
I have invented a "smart snowboard,"
289
00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:09,231
secretly programed to carve the slopes
290
00:12:09,231 --> 00:12:11,149
at the precise angles required
291
00:12:11,149 --> 00:12:13,318
to cause a massive
avalanche over Pittsburgh.
292
00:12:13,902 --> 00:12:15,278
Oh, but Brain,
293
00:12:15,278 --> 00:12:17,155
hasn't Pittsburgh suffered enough?
294
00:12:19,074 --> 00:12:21,159
- [grunts]
- No. You see, Pinky,
295
00:12:21,159 --> 00:12:24,496
Pittsburgh is the location
of this year's G20 summit.
296
00:12:24,955 --> 00:12:26,915
At the perfect moment,
this avalanche will trap
297
00:12:26,915 --> 00:12:29,125
the world's preeminent heads of state
298
00:12:29,125 --> 00:12:32,546
beneath an impenetrable layer of ice,
creating a power vacuum
299
00:12:32,546 --> 00:12:35,507
in which I will seize
geopolitical control.
300
00:12:35,507 --> 00:12:37,551
[choking]
301
00:12:38,718 --> 00:12:39,719
[clicking]
302
00:12:39,719 --> 00:12:41,763
♪
303
00:12:43,139 --> 00:12:45,350
But, Brain, how are you
going to get people
304
00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:47,185
to buy your snowboards? [gasps]
305
00:12:47,185 --> 00:12:49,479
Please say we get to make our own coupons!
306
00:12:49,479 --> 00:12:52,232
Two words. Woodchuck Day.
307
00:12:52,816 --> 00:12:55,235
We shall rig the outcome
of today's ceremony,
308
00:12:55,235 --> 00:12:57,946
ensuring that famed meteorological marmot
309
00:12:57,946 --> 00:13:00,448
"Pennsylvania Bill" does see his shadow,
310
00:13:00,448 --> 00:13:02,784
thus predicting another
six weeks of winter.
311
00:13:02,784 --> 00:13:05,870
Posing as a "snow bro,"
I will sell my boards
312
00:13:05,870 --> 00:13:09,165
to a fanatic consumer base
of alpine enthusiasts
313
00:13:09,165 --> 00:13:12,544
made rabid by the prospect
of an extended ski season.
314
00:13:12,544 --> 00:13:16,631
Look upon my steezy visage,
Pinky, and despair.
315
00:13:16,631 --> 00:13:18,925
Do you mean you're finally into cosplay?
316
00:13:18,925 --> 00:13:22,429
Oh, this year's Cartoon-Con
is going to be off... the... hook!
317
00:13:22,429 --> 00:13:25,390
Who should I be?
The Iron Rodent? Pinky Quinn.
318
00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:26,474
Wonder Womouse?!
319
00:13:26,474 --> 00:13:30,103
Oh, ho. Yours is the most
crucial role of all, my friend.
320
00:13:30,103 --> 00:13:32,188
Today, you shall become
321
00:13:32,188 --> 00:13:34,399
Pinksylvania Bill!
322
00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:35,525
[cute squeak]
323
00:13:35,525 --> 00:13:37,652
♪
324
00:13:38,403 --> 00:13:39,404
Hm...
325
00:13:42,657 --> 00:13:44,910
Perfect. The likeness is uncanny!
326
00:13:44,910 --> 00:13:46,494
Shouldn't I be more furry?
[squeaking]
327
00:13:46,494 --> 00:13:48,455
We're already treading a fine line
328
00:13:48,455 --> 00:13:50,415
with that side of the fanbase, Pinky.
329
00:13:51,666 --> 00:13:53,501
[excited squeaking]
330
00:13:55,045 --> 00:13:56,338
Just remember to say
331
00:13:56,338 --> 00:13:59,216
that you can see your shadow.
332
00:13:59,216 --> 00:14:00,884
Do you follow me?
333
00:14:00,884 --> 00:14:03,386
Of course, I follow you, Brain.
334
00:14:04,137 --> 00:14:08,350
A classic INFJ personality type
like me is a born follower.
335
00:14:08,350 --> 00:14:10,977
Now, what were you saying
about a shadow, Brain?
336
00:14:10,977 --> 00:14:13,271
Brain? Yoo-hoo!
337
00:14:13,271 --> 00:14:14,689
[polka continues]
[applause, cheering]
338
00:14:14,689 --> 00:14:16,691
Best get into character.
339
00:14:16,691 --> 00:14:19,444
[stilted]
Shred, shred. Shredding the gnar.
340
00:14:19,444 --> 00:14:22,989
Truly, I am stoked about gooey pow.
341
00:14:22,989 --> 00:14:24,032
Nailing it.
342
00:14:25,158 --> 00:14:26,201
[gasps]
343
00:14:26,785 --> 00:14:28,161
Hear ye, hear ye!
344
00:14:28,161 --> 00:14:31,081
On this February 2nd,
Pennsylvania Bill
345
00:14:31,081 --> 00:14:33,083
has emerged from his burrow to announce
346
00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:35,835
whether we can expect
six more weeks of winter
347
00:14:35,835 --> 00:14:37,837
or an early spring.
348
00:14:37,837 --> 00:14:39,881
Bill, can you see your shadow?
349
00:14:39,881 --> 00:14:41,550
Okay. Think, Thinky.
350
00:14:41,550 --> 00:14:44,553
Brain wants to sell snowboards,
so it should be cold,
351
00:14:44,553 --> 00:14:46,388
which means there should be no sun,
352
00:14:46,388 --> 00:14:48,473
and without sun...
353
00:14:48,473 --> 00:14:50,392
I can't see my shadow!
354
00:14:50,392 --> 00:14:52,269
An early spring, folks!
355
00:14:52,269 --> 00:14:53,228
[cheering]
356
00:14:53,228 --> 00:14:55,897
Early spring! Awesome!
357
00:14:55,897 --> 00:14:58,149
[stilted]
I am amped to shoot the curl.
358
00:14:58,149 --> 00:15:01,570
If in doubt, paddle out,
my bruhs and bruh-ettes!
359
00:15:01,570 --> 00:15:03,989
♪
360
00:15:03,989 --> 00:15:06,741
No, wait!
Don't buy from this layabout.
361
00:15:06,741 --> 00:15:10,662
Bruh, you live by the board,
you die by the board, bruh.
362
00:15:10,662 --> 00:15:12,914
Yeah? Well, you, uh...
363
00:15:12,914 --> 00:15:15,667
- Oh, I wish I had a comeback for that.
- Oh, Brain,
364
00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:17,502
I think I did it all wrong.
365
00:15:17,878 --> 00:15:21,464
Indeed. Your main mistake
was applying logic
366
00:15:21,464 --> 00:15:24,968
to a Germanic superstition
based on a soothsaying squirrel.
367
00:15:24,968 --> 00:15:26,636
So, Thinky did a Stinky?
368
00:15:26,636 --> 00:15:28,471
Hm. Yes.
369
00:15:28,471 --> 00:15:32,100
I think we can safely revert
to your previous moniker, Pinky.
370
00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:35,812
Come. We must return to the lab
and prepare for tomorrow night.
371
00:15:35,812 --> 00:15:38,064
Why, Brain? What are we
gonna do tomorrow night?
372
00:15:38,064 --> 00:15:40,692
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
373
00:15:40,692 --> 00:15:41,985
Try to take over the--
374
00:15:41,985 --> 00:15:44,654
- [beep]
- ♪ I love you a lot... ♪
375
00:15:44,654 --> 00:15:47,324
LOCAL DJ:
Rise and shine, sleepyheads!
376
00:15:47,324 --> 00:15:49,659
You're listening to WB-B-CHEAP,
377
00:15:49,659 --> 00:15:53,038
the only station that blew
its entire musical licensing budget
378
00:15:53,038 --> 00:15:55,832
on one song. [nervous laugh]
379
00:15:55,832 --> 00:15:58,418
It's another icy cold morning.
[snoring, yelp]
380
00:15:58,418 --> 00:16:00,212
Don't take my word for it!
381
00:16:00,212 --> 00:16:02,631
Ask Pennsylvania Bill!
[snoring]
382
00:16:02,631 --> 00:16:04,216
[faucet runs]
Yes! It's that
383
00:16:04,216 --> 00:16:07,135
special time of year when we task a rodent
with predicting the weather.
384
00:16:07,135 --> 00:16:09,054
It's Woodchuck Day!
385
00:16:09,054 --> 00:16:12,974
You're playing yesterday's tape,
you provincial pancake turner.
386
00:16:12,974 --> 00:16:14,309
[snoring]
387
00:16:14,309 --> 00:16:16,311
Pinky! Pinky, wake up!
388
00:16:17,270 --> 00:16:18,647
[honk]
[yelp]
389
00:16:18,647 --> 00:16:22,275
Oh, Brain.
I was having the most wonderful dream.
390
00:16:22,275 --> 00:16:25,946
We were living in an
experimental research facility,
391
00:16:25,946 --> 00:16:27,697
and the horrible genetic testing--
392
00:16:27,697 --> 00:16:30,992
Had one of us as a genius
and the other insane. I know.
393
00:16:30,992 --> 00:16:34,079
Wow! Goosebumps, Brain! How did--
394
00:16:34,079 --> 00:16:36,289
It's a pithy description of our...
395
00:16:36,289 --> 00:16:37,999
real-life antics.
396
00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:40,502
[gasps] Am I the genius?
397
00:16:40,502 --> 00:16:43,505
♪ polka music ♪
398
00:16:43,505 --> 00:16:46,758
Well, it's certainly starting
to feel like I'm going insane.
399
00:16:46,758 --> 00:16:49,177
- Can my--
- No, you most definitely
400
00:16:49,177 --> 00:16:51,596
cannot be called Thinky.
401
00:16:52,097 --> 00:16:55,267
Once again, we shall
be Pinky, the Brain, and--
402
00:16:55,267 --> 00:16:56,643
- Mind your...
- Ah!
403
00:16:57,352 --> 00:16:59,354
Fare the well!
404
00:16:59,938 --> 00:17:00,939
[crunch]
405
00:17:01,356 --> 00:17:03,149
...step. Huh.
406
00:17:03,149 --> 00:17:07,028
We're already treading a fine line
with that side of the fanbase, Pinky.
407
00:17:08,154 --> 00:17:11,658
[excited squeaking]
Pinky, have you ever had déjà vu?
408
00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:15,870
Oh no, Brain, definitely not.
409
00:17:15,870 --> 00:17:18,373
But I do have the strangest feeling
410
00:17:18,373 --> 00:17:20,709
you've asked me that exact question before
411
00:17:20,709 --> 00:17:23,044
in circumstances
that were identical to this
412
00:17:23,044 --> 00:17:25,380
at some undefined moment in the past,
413
00:17:25,380 --> 00:17:28,008
which I can't be sure actually happened.
Poit!
414
00:17:28,008 --> 00:17:30,093
Just remember to say
415
00:17:30,093 --> 00:17:32,304
you can see your shadow, do you foll--
416
00:17:32,304 --> 00:17:35,891
I-- No, wait.
That phrase caused issues last time.
417
00:17:36,433 --> 00:17:38,518
Do... you... get... it?
418
00:17:38,518 --> 00:17:41,605
Of course, I get "it," Brain.
419
00:17:43,023 --> 00:17:46,026
I mean, really, what's not
to get about an evil clown
420
00:17:46,026 --> 00:17:48,111
who lives in the sewer? Narf!
421
00:17:48,111 --> 00:17:50,864
Now, what were you saying
about a shadow, Brain?
422
00:17:50,864 --> 00:17:52,115
Brain?
423
00:17:52,115 --> 00:17:53,992
I can't see my shadow!
424
00:17:53,992 --> 00:17:55,785
An early spring, folks!
[crowd cheering]
425
00:17:55,785 --> 00:17:59,623
Bruh, you live by the board,
you die by the board, bruh.
426
00:17:59,623 --> 00:18:01,625
Oh, yeah? Well, you're...
427
00:18:02,167 --> 00:18:03,877
The thing about surf culture is...
428
00:18:04,711 --> 00:18:08,548
Oh, come on, Brain. You've had
all day to think of a comeback.
429
00:18:08,548 --> 00:18:10,258
Where did I go wrong, Br--
430
00:18:10,258 --> 00:18:14,221
Logic, Germanic superstition,
soothsaying squirrel, yada yada.
431
00:18:14,221 --> 00:18:16,806
Come on, Pinky. Let's put today...
432
00:18:16,806 --> 00:18:18,850
both todays behind us.
433
00:18:18,850 --> 00:18:20,936
We must return to the lab
and prepare for--
434
00:18:20,936 --> 00:18:23,813
- [beep]
- ♪ I love you a lot... ♪
435
00:18:23,813 --> 00:18:27,317
LOCAL DJ: Rise and shine,
sleepyheads! You're listening to...
436
00:18:27,317 --> 00:18:29,903
Same song, same local doomsayer,
437
00:18:29,903 --> 00:18:33,073
same incompetent sidekick
hogging the blanket.
438
00:18:33,073 --> 00:18:35,700
The circumstance in which
I find myself is rather like
439
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:38,870
that awful, repetitive
Bill Murray film, Pinky.
440
00:18:38,870 --> 00:18:41,039
You know the one
with that surly protagonist
441
00:18:41,039 --> 00:18:44,251
who somehow learns to
"change and grow as a character"
442
00:18:44,251 --> 00:18:46,545
after an endless array
of monotonous scenes.
443
00:18:47,003 --> 00:18:49,214
Bah! And to think
some people actually liked
444
00:18:49,214 --> 00:18:51,132
Garfield: The Movie.
445
00:18:51,132 --> 00:18:53,510
Pinky? Pinky!
446
00:18:53,510 --> 00:18:54,553
[yelps, grunt]
447
00:18:55,679 --> 00:18:58,932
Oh, Brain.
I was having the most--
448
00:18:58,932 --> 00:19:00,809
It wasn't a dream,
you aren't the genius,
449
00:19:00,809 --> 00:19:03,019
and I'm never going to refer
to you as Thinky.
450
00:19:03,019 --> 00:19:04,104
Oh...
451
00:19:04,104 --> 00:19:05,647
Sad narf.
452
00:19:05,647 --> 00:19:08,483
Pinky, are you familiar
with George Santayana?
453
00:19:08,483 --> 00:19:09,901
I think so, Brain,
454
00:19:09,901 --> 00:19:12,445
but are we sure
Santa's first name is George?
455
00:19:13,113 --> 00:19:15,073
He was a philosopher who stated,
456
00:19:15,073 --> 00:19:18,451
"Those who cannot remember
the past are condemned to repeat it."
457
00:19:18,451 --> 00:19:20,537
It seems the fates
have given me the chance
458
00:19:20,537 --> 00:19:23,290
to relive this day over and over again.
459
00:19:23,290 --> 00:19:25,584
If I can exploit this temporal loop
460
00:19:25,584 --> 00:19:27,460
to learn from my past mistakes,
461
00:19:27,460 --> 00:19:30,380
I can use trial and error
to successfully entomb
462
00:19:30,380 --> 00:19:32,465
the world's leaders beneath an avalanche
463
00:19:32,465 --> 00:19:35,302
and finally take over the world!
464
00:19:37,012 --> 00:19:40,974
[radio song playing]
Repeat after me. I can see my shadow.
465
00:19:40,974 --> 00:19:43,059
I can see my shadow.
466
00:19:43,059 --> 00:19:46,146
I can-- Narf! See my shadow.
467
00:19:46,146 --> 00:19:49,024
He can not see his shadow.
468
00:19:49,024 --> 00:19:51,401
[crowd cheering]
469
00:19:51,401 --> 00:19:53,194
Bruh, you live by the board...
470
00:19:53,194 --> 00:19:56,406
[beep]
LOCAL DJ: Rise and shine, sleepyheads!
471
00:19:56,406 --> 00:19:57,574
Fare thee...
472
00:19:57,574 --> 00:20:01,411
You'll say, "There is my shadow." There!
473
00:20:01,411 --> 00:20:03,538
Where is my shadow? Where?
474
00:20:03,538 --> 00:20:04,581
[cheering]
475
00:20:04,581 --> 00:20:06,458
...you die by the board, bruh.
476
00:20:06,458 --> 00:20:08,251
[beep]
LOCAL DJ: Rise and shine--
477
00:20:08,251 --> 00:20:09,669
...well!
478
00:20:09,669 --> 00:20:11,922
Just say "yes."
479
00:20:11,922 --> 00:20:12,923
No.
480
00:20:12,923 --> 00:20:14,216
Bruh...
481
00:20:14,216 --> 00:20:17,385
♪
482
00:20:17,385 --> 00:20:18,929
- [squeaking]
- Very well, Pinky.
483
00:20:18,929 --> 00:20:21,765
Your continued incompetence has forced me
484
00:20:21,765 --> 00:20:24,559
to do something I never wanted to do.
485
00:20:24,559 --> 00:20:25,894
[pop]
486
00:20:25,894 --> 00:20:28,104
[gasps] Oh,
487
00:20:28,104 --> 00:20:30,315
it's Pennsyl-Brain-ia Bill!
488
00:20:30,315 --> 00:20:31,775
[unzipping, thud]
489
00:20:31,775 --> 00:20:33,777
Just attend the snowboard stall
490
00:20:33,777 --> 00:20:35,862
and give a barely coherent sales pitch
491
00:20:35,862 --> 00:20:38,198
about how unreasonably excited you are
492
00:20:38,198 --> 00:20:40,408
by the prospect of frozen precipitation.
493
00:20:40,951 --> 00:20:42,452
Hear ye, hear ye!
494
00:20:42,452 --> 00:20:45,830
On this February 2nd,
Pennsylvania Bill emerged--
495
00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:49,501
Let's cut straight to the point,
shall we? The answer is yes.
496
00:20:49,501 --> 00:20:51,711
I can see my shadow.
497
00:20:51,711 --> 00:20:54,256
No ifs, buts, or misheard narfs about it.
498
00:20:54,256 --> 00:20:56,049
Six more weeks of winter.
499
00:20:56,049 --> 00:20:59,803
I, Pennsylvania Bill, have spoken!
500
00:21:01,304 --> 00:21:02,389
[crowd cheering]
501
00:21:02,389 --> 00:21:03,765
[change clattering]
502
00:21:05,308 --> 00:21:08,144
It's working. At last!
503
00:21:08,144 --> 00:21:10,313
You! Polyurethane jockey!
504
00:21:10,313 --> 00:21:11,106
[confused laugh]
505
00:21:11,106 --> 00:21:12,983
You live by the board,
506
00:21:12,983 --> 00:21:15,902
you die by the board! Ha!
507
00:21:15,902 --> 00:21:17,904
- Bruh...
- Got him.
508
00:21:17,904 --> 00:21:21,032
♪
509
00:21:21,032 --> 00:21:23,368
Go forth, you fools.
510
00:21:23,368 --> 00:21:25,245
Shred! Carve!
[beep]
511
00:21:25,245 --> 00:21:28,248
Stalefish to your fickle heart's content!
512
00:21:28,248 --> 00:21:30,542
[whirring]
Little do you know,
513
00:21:30,542 --> 00:21:32,752
each 540 Backside McTwist
514
00:21:32,752 --> 00:21:35,380
brings you closer to your doom!
[crackling, rumbling]
515
00:21:35,380 --> 00:21:37,966
[both laugh]
516
00:21:37,966 --> 00:21:38,967
[gasps]
517
00:21:38,967 --> 00:21:41,970
♪
518
00:21:41,970 --> 00:21:43,471
[rumbling]
519
00:21:45,473 --> 00:21:46,433
[rumbling]
520
00:21:48,226 --> 00:21:50,979
Ugh. And I won in a landslide.
521
00:21:50,979 --> 00:21:54,357
- The irony is palpable.
- Madam President, on me now!
522
00:21:54,983 --> 00:21:57,861
Pinky, mark today down in your diary.
523
00:21:57,861 --> 00:22:00,447
Why, Brain?
What's so special about today?
524
00:22:00,447 --> 00:22:01,364
And who's Mark?
525
00:22:02,115 --> 00:22:03,783
Quiet. Don't ruin the moment.
526
00:22:03,783 --> 00:22:06,745
We are finally
taking over the world!
527
00:22:06,745 --> 00:22:10,081
[evil laughter]
528
00:22:10,081 --> 00:22:12,542
♪
529
00:22:13,585 --> 00:22:16,588
♪