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♪ '60s Eurospy-style music ♪
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Is that enough ketchup, Brain?
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♪
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♪ Brain... ♪
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♪ International Mouse of Mystery ♪
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♪ He is the smartestest mouse in history ♪
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♪ Sometimes, his feet
are rather blistery ♪
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♪ He's Brain ♪
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♪ And he's always got a plan ♪
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♪ He's the mouse with the golden tan ♪
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♪ Here he is coming up ♪
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♪ On land! ♪
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[splash]
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BRAIN:
CGI-ing in a six-pack
and a man's chin...
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[beep]
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emailing to the casting director...
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Done.
The James what's-his-name series
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is profitable precisely
because it's an endlessly repetitive
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formulaic rebooted franchise
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that relies on just a handful
of tired characters. Now,
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when I'm inevitably cast as the lead,
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I'll use the royalties to fund--
PINKY: Oh.
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They passed.
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[angry grunt]
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Now where am I going
to find a profitable,
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yet endlessly repetitive,
formulaic rebooted franchise
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that relies on just a handful
of tired characters?
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♪ theme song playing ♪
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♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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- ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
- ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animan-ey, totally insane-y ♪
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♪ '90s video gamey ♪
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♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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♪
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♪
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[alarm blaring]
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[beep]
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[yawn]
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What?!
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♪
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DOT:
Wakko!
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Have you slept?
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Uh-huh. Tuesday.
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It's Friday!
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Uh-huh. Tuesday.
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How many times
do we have to tell you,
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aliens aren't real!
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And how many times do I have to tell you
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that not only do they exist,
but you've met them.
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- I don't think so.
- You did!
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You, too, Dot! They crashed into the tower
right over there!
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Not ringing any bells.
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Look! We even took a selfie with them!
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- I'm drawing blanks.
- I got nothin'.
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You sang them a song!
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- Oh yeah!
- Oh yeah!
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Those guys with the cool voices
and the lots of arms?
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- They seemed friendly.
- But that's just it!
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What if they aren't friendly?!
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Wakko, don't be ridiculous.
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If they weren't friendly,
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then why would they offer us
nutrient paste?
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They said they'd turn us
into nutrient paste!
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Baby bro, when you get to my age,
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you become a pretty sharp
judge of chara--
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[items rattling]
[deep whirring]
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Ugh. I do not have time
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for another eclipse this week.
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♪
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♪ dramatic music ♪
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[screams]
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[grunting]
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[people screaming]
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[zap]
[yelping]
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Gentlemen, gentlemen, please!
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I'm sure this is
some silly misunderstanding!
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Ah, The Yak.
It is good to see you again.
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Please head to the VIP
de-atomization clinic.
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Tell the executioner you are a friend
of the Galactic Council.
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He will give you an anesthetic.
[distant zap, screaming]
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- Partial.
- A partial anesthetic.
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[gasps]
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De-atomization? Executioner?
Oh, that's not good.
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Yeah, but VIP? That's very good!
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- Eh...
- Eh...
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Okay. This isn't good.
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Say, guys? About this whole
"end of the world thing" you're planning.
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Any chance you could, eh...
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- not?
- Impossible.
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It is too late, The Yak.
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Based on your informative song,
the Council has determined
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all the inhabitants of Earth are nasty.
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- Very nasty.
- Very nasty creatures,
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and must therefore be eliminated.
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Good day, The Yak.
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[people screaming]
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- What do we do?!
- I've got it!
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A song gave them the idea
earthlings are all nasty crea--
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- Very nasty.
- Very nasty creatures, right?
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Well, sing them a song
proving they aren't!
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B-B-But, I haven't even done
my vocal exercises!
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[clears throat]
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Genocidal overlords.
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Could we have your attention for
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ju...
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[gasps, gulps]
...ust a minute?
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[sighs] Make it quick, The Yak.
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Okay.
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♪ Pyramids, aqueducts, civilization ♪
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♪ Democracy, MLK, desegregation ♪
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♪ Einstein, Alhazen,
their famous equations ♪
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♪ No smallpox nor polio,
thanks, vaccinations ♪
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♪ Nightingale, Curie,
the founding of nations ♪
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- ♪ Van Gogh ♪
- ♪ Frida Kahlo ♪
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♪ And us animations ♪
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♪ Tchaikovsky and Mozart
played on violins ♪
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♪ violins playing ♪
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♪ To name but a few of humanity's wins ♪
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♪ They aren't perfect,
they're still learning ♪
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♪ So as you judge their worth ♪
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♪ We only ask you
try to be discerning ♪
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♪ Before you smite them
from the face of the Earth ♪
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♪ Petra, the Taj,
and the Great Wall of China ♪
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♪ The Three Gorges Dam,
the Large Hadron Collider ♪
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♪ Confucius, the Buddha,
and Abraham Lincoln ♪
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♪ Plato and Sun Tzu,
they got people thinking ♪
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♪ Austen and Shelley,
those three Bronte sisters ♪
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- ♪ Kurosawa, Casablanca ♪
- ♪ And don't forget Twister ♪
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♪ Elvis and Freddie,
Adele when she sings ♪
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♪ These are a few of humanity's wins ♪
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ALL: ♪ They aren't perfect,
but they're trying ♪
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♪ I know you've got your doubts ♪
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♪ Maybe just give them
a chance at complying ♪
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♪ Before you go and wipe them all out! ♪
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♪
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Uh-oh! They've taken Ralph
into the de-atomizer.
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They start on the brain first,
so we do not have much time!
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♪
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♪ Renewable energy, green power stations ♪
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♪ Endangered species and deforestation ♪
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♪ The internet, smart phones,
the United Nations ♪
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♪ Major oil spills,
coral reef devastation ♪
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DOT: ♪ Astronauts watching
the Earth as it spins ♪
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♪ Those don't excuse
all humanity's sins ♪
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♪
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ALL: ♪ They aren't perfect,
but they're improving ♪
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♪ It takes time to advance ♪
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♪ But just look at the direction
that they're moving ♪
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♪ And maybe give 'em one more ♪
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♪ Chance! ♪
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[fireworks popping]
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[panting]
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Are you crying?
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No! Just this planet is very dusty...
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Oh, you got something in your eye?
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No! Dusty was the name
of my first pet, who I loved.
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So, you were crying, but about your pet?
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No! It's just that I was
allergic to my sweet Dusty,
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and just being reminded of--
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So, your eyes got watery
at the memory of an allergy?
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- No! I--
- Give it up, pal.
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Fine. I was crying because of the song.
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Twister was a great movie!
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Very well, The Yak.
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We will spare your Earth people for now,
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but do us one favor.
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Anything for my purple,
bloodthirsty friend!
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Tell them if they continue
with "the stuff that's bad,"
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we will return.
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And next time, we will be ruthless.
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BOTH:
Very ruthless.
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[whirring]
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[people screaming]
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[grunting]
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[zapping, whirring]
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♪
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We're definitely gonna
see them again, aren't we?
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- Yep.
- Yep.
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♪
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[laughter]
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Margaret just has one more semester,
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and then she'll be Dr. Jones.
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Oh, well. You must be so proud.
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Hank just took a job
at a new tech company.
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Company car. Stock options.
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The whole shebang.
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That's incredible.
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So, Peggy, how's Joe doing?
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GRUFF MALE:
Hey, Mom!
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♪
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Hey, listen, can you bring home
the leftovers from the party tonight?
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Sure, sweetie.
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Ah, you're the best, Mom.
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♪
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Well... [nervous laugh]
He's a late bloomer! [giggles]
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♪
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♪
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♪
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Whee!
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Ah... A day at the amusement park.
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The rides, the prizes...
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The gum stuck to various surfaces.
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- You know you can get that fresh?
- It is fresh!
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What's more relevant than recycling?
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- [loud chewing]
- Oh!
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The teacup ride, the teacup ride!
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Can we go on it? Huh, huh, huh?
Can we, please?
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Can we spin around and pretend we're tea?
Please, please?
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Can we? I wanna be in
a giant teacup so bad!
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[gasps] Oh, I love
throwing up on the teacup ride!
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Hold on! Let me eat more lollipops
and hot dogs first!
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♪
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Hm...
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I was thinking about the log flume.
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Oh, I love throwing up on the log flume!
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Suit yourself.
We'll meet back in one hour.
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- Synchronize watches?
- Uh, I forgot my watch.
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Can we synchronize swatches instead?
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WARNERS:
Hm...
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Synchronized!
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Ah, alone time.
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Maybe I'll write a meditative poem
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on the changing seasons.
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Nah, I'll just ride the teacups around
until I'm stupidly dizzy.
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[struggling]
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No fair!
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Yeah. More of a carnival.
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Your lollipop is stuck on my head!
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- [struggling]
- Your head is stuck on my lollipop!
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I'm inclined to solve
this problem with brute force,
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giving absolutely no thought
to how it may escalate the situation.
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Sounds good to me.
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One, two, three, pull!
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[groaning]
Pull!
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[grunts]
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Yeah, that tracks.
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- [buzzing]
- Hm?
258
00:11:58,136 --> 00:12:00,013
I've got it.
259
00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:03,016
[chainsaw buzzing]
260
00:12:03,016 --> 00:12:04,017
[clang]
261
00:12:05,727 --> 00:12:07,437
[nervous laugh]
262
00:12:07,437 --> 00:12:09,606
Get off my noggin!
263
00:12:09,606 --> 00:12:11,524
I have teacups to ride!
264
00:12:12,150 --> 00:12:13,276
[jackhammering]
265
00:12:13,276 --> 00:12:15,111
YAKKO/WAKKO:
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
266
00:12:15,111 --> 00:12:17,530
[giggling]
267
00:12:17,530 --> 00:12:21,201
Ooh! [grunts] Why no floaty?
268
00:12:21,201 --> 00:12:22,118
[grunting]
269
00:12:22,118 --> 00:12:25,789
[Warners screaming]
270
00:12:25,789 --> 00:12:26,873
[grunts]
271
00:12:26,873 --> 00:12:29,626
The rides here
are rougher than I remember.
272
00:12:29,626 --> 00:12:33,463
[crying]
Why... no... floaty?
273
00:12:33,463 --> 00:12:34,714
[sobbing]
274
00:12:34,714 --> 00:12:37,092
Stop! Stop! Stop!
275
00:12:37,092 --> 00:12:38,552
I'll buy you another one!
276
00:12:38,552 --> 00:12:40,720
[crying continues]
277
00:12:42,055 --> 00:12:43,473
Can I get a balloon, please?
278
00:12:44,724 --> 00:12:46,977
♪
279
00:12:48,478 --> 00:12:49,312
[sobbing]
280
00:12:49,312 --> 00:12:50,814
Gimme another!
281
00:12:50,814 --> 00:12:53,525
[continues sobbing]
282
00:12:53,525 --> 00:12:54,442
Dah!
283
00:12:56,236 --> 00:12:57,362
[gasping]
284
00:12:57,362 --> 00:12:59,906
[panting] Huh?
285
00:12:59,906 --> 00:13:02,784
This is not getting me
any closer to the teacups.
286
00:13:03,660 --> 00:13:05,704
WAKKO:
But what a view!
287
00:13:06,580 --> 00:13:09,124
If you'll look out to the left side now,
ladies and gents,
288
00:13:09,124 --> 00:13:11,209
you'll be treated
to the view of a hideous bird.
289
00:13:11,209 --> 00:13:12,460
[graceless caw]
290
00:13:13,962 --> 00:13:16,298
♪
291
00:13:16,298 --> 00:13:17,382
[wind blowing]
292
00:13:18,216 --> 00:13:19,843
You can do it, little pigeon!
293
00:13:19,843 --> 00:13:22,345
[frantic flapping]
294
00:13:24,848 --> 00:13:26,558
[all screaming]
295
00:13:29,436 --> 00:13:30,520
You know--
296
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:33,607
[Warners yelling]
297
00:13:33,607 --> 00:13:34,608
[grunts]
298
00:13:38,028 --> 00:13:39,029
[yelps]
299
00:13:40,530 --> 00:13:41,615
Perfect!
300
00:13:41,615 --> 00:13:43,199
Everybody okay up there?
301
00:13:43,199 --> 00:13:44,576
- WOMAN: No!
- Could be worse.
302
00:13:44,576 --> 00:13:45,577
[caw]
303
00:13:46,036 --> 00:13:47,662
DOT:
Great! Here we go!
304
00:13:47,662 --> 00:13:50,206
♪
305
00:13:50,206 --> 00:13:52,000
One for the teacups, please.
306
00:13:53,627 --> 00:13:56,087
Excuse me,
I'm not great at talking to girls,
307
00:13:56,087 --> 00:13:58,632
but should I tell you
that there's an entire lollipop
308
00:13:58,632 --> 00:13:59,925
stuck in your hair?
309
00:13:59,925 --> 00:14:03,053
And a woman and some garbage
and a pigeon and two...
310
00:14:03,053 --> 00:14:04,804
maybe are they dogs?
311
00:14:04,804 --> 00:14:06,723
♪
312
00:14:06,723 --> 00:14:08,600
That's why they always say
313
00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:10,894
nobody gets between Dot Warner
314
00:14:10,894 --> 00:14:12,729
and her giant teacup.
315
00:14:12,729 --> 00:14:14,898
Do they say that? Do people say that?
316
00:14:14,898 --> 00:14:16,399
Well, I think it's catching on.
317
00:14:16,399 --> 00:14:17,651
[whirring]
318
00:14:17,651 --> 00:14:19,486
[whistling]
319
00:14:19,486 --> 00:14:21,821
♪
320
00:14:21,821 --> 00:14:23,740
Woo-hoo! Yay!
321
00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:26,910
Hey! That's a prescription hat!
322
00:14:27,410 --> 00:14:28,453
Dude,
323
00:14:28,453 --> 00:14:30,830
that mustache is my whole personality.
324
00:14:31,248 --> 00:14:34,000
- [clang]
- Well, there goes our weird helmet party.
325
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,253
Woo-hoo! [laughing]
326
00:14:36,253 --> 00:14:39,506
As I think I mentioned
at the top of the sketch...
327
00:14:39,506 --> 00:14:40,507
[gulps]
328
00:14:42,425 --> 00:14:43,593
He's gonna blow!
329
00:14:43,593 --> 00:14:45,262
♪ dramatic music ♪
330
00:14:46,930 --> 00:14:48,723
♪
331
00:14:48,723 --> 00:14:49,975
[retching]
332
00:14:50,767 --> 00:14:52,852
I love the fair.
333
00:14:52,852 --> 00:14:56,106
Yes! [laughing]
334
00:14:56,106 --> 00:14:58,775
[maniacal laughing]
335
00:15:00,527 --> 00:15:03,238
[wind blowing]
[laughter continues]
336
00:15:03,238 --> 00:15:06,324
♪ When the whip-poor-will
whippers in the wind ♪
337
00:15:06,324 --> 00:15:09,911
♪ The wind can whipper back,
oh, nice and chubby baby! ♪
338
00:15:11,037 --> 00:15:12,831
Ah! Clown!
339
00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:16,960
Maybe we wanna hop off the teacup, sis?
340
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:19,796
Might have a situation developing here.
341
00:15:19,796 --> 00:15:22,799
- Yay! Yes! Woo-hoo!
- Welp, too late.
342
00:15:26,136 --> 00:15:29,180
♪
343
00:15:29,180 --> 00:15:30,265
[Pinky giggles]
[Brain yells]
344
00:15:30,265 --> 00:15:31,933
[screaming]
345
00:15:32,434 --> 00:15:33,685
Conjure a rat army--
346
00:15:34,144 --> 00:15:35,145
[yelps]
347
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:41,902
[boom]
348
00:15:44,863 --> 00:15:46,990
Talk about going out
with a big bang, huh?
349
00:15:46,990 --> 00:15:48,408
♪
350
00:15:52,162 --> 00:15:54,915
♪
351
00:15:54,915 --> 00:15:58,001
CROWD:
We want Slappy! We want Slappy!
352
00:15:58,001 --> 00:15:59,711
[annoyed growl]
353
00:15:59,711 --> 00:16:01,755
[crowd continues chanting]
354
00:16:01,755 --> 00:16:02,756
♪
355
00:16:03,215 --> 00:16:05,550
"Move to Pensacola," they said.
356
00:16:05,550 --> 00:16:08,053
"It'll be quiet in Pensacola," they said.
357
00:16:08,053 --> 00:16:11,223
CROWD:
We want Slappy! We want Slappy!
358
00:16:11,223 --> 00:16:15,685
[helicopter whirring]
We want Slappy! We want Slappy!
359
00:16:15,685 --> 00:16:17,229
We want Slappy!
360
00:16:17,229 --> 00:16:19,731
Would you knock it off already?!
361
00:16:19,731 --> 00:16:23,443
Can't you see I'm trying
to retire in peace?
362
00:16:24,945 --> 00:16:26,863
And here's your fan mail back.
363
00:16:26,863 --> 00:16:29,282
Who actually writes letters anymore?
364
00:16:29,282 --> 00:16:33,286
I knew my fans were crazy,
but now I can see you're just plain nuts.
365
00:16:34,746 --> 00:16:36,873
Hey! She's still got it!
366
00:16:36,873 --> 00:16:38,667
[laughing, cheering]
367
00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:41,711
[sighs] For the love of Pete Puma.
368
00:16:41,711 --> 00:16:45,048
[crowd cheering]
FAN: We love you, Slappy!
369
00:16:47,259 --> 00:16:48,426
[static buzzing]
370
00:16:48,426 --> 00:16:51,930
♪ retro upbeat music ♪
371
00:16:56,309 --> 00:16:58,520
Safety. You can live without it,
372
00:16:58,520 --> 00:16:59,938
but not for very long.
373
00:16:59,938 --> 00:17:02,983
That's why we're here to give you
everyday safety tips
374
00:17:02,983 --> 00:17:04,943
for the most common emergencies.
375
00:17:04,943 --> 00:17:07,612
Tonight, what to do if you find yourself
376
00:17:07,612 --> 00:17:09,906
stranded on a giant Adirondack chair
377
00:17:09,906 --> 00:17:11,783
in an open meadow...
378
00:17:12,701 --> 00:17:14,077
with nobody around.
379
00:17:14,077 --> 00:17:17,372
At first, you'll be asking
yourself all kinds of questions.
380
00:17:17,372 --> 00:17:20,125
For example, is this safe?
Where did the chair come from?
381
00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:22,878
Did ancient giants bring it here
to worship it like Stonehenge?
382
00:17:22,878 --> 00:17:23,712
[crash]
383
00:17:23,712 --> 00:17:25,255
Why is it called a "henge" anyway?
384
00:17:25,255 --> 00:17:26,715
But don't worry.
385
00:17:26,715 --> 00:17:28,091
All you need is a saw,
386
00:17:28,091 --> 00:17:30,010
sunblock, a map, a guitar,
387
00:17:30,010 --> 00:17:31,553
the top-selling business book,
388
00:17:31,553 --> 00:17:34,097
and a gallon jug of hair regrowth formula.
389
00:17:34,097 --> 00:17:36,266
First, use the sunblock
for sun protection.
390
00:17:36,266 --> 00:17:38,852
♪ music continues ♪
391
00:17:38,852 --> 00:17:41,605
You don't want the chair to get ruined
by those harmful UV rays.
392
00:17:41,605 --> 00:17:42,355
[farts]
393
00:17:42,355 --> 00:17:45,775
Plus, you'll make it
slippery enough to slide around on.
394
00:17:46,484 --> 00:17:47,485
Ah!
395
00:17:48,361 --> 00:17:49,529
[yelling]
396
00:17:49,988 --> 00:17:52,407
This will be a good way
to pass the time safely
397
00:17:52,407 --> 00:17:53,783
as you wait for the hawks,
398
00:17:53,783 --> 00:17:56,620
who like to hunt for lunch
between 11:00 and 1:00.
399
00:17:58,079 --> 00:17:59,956
Now's a good time
to break out that saw
400
00:17:59,956 --> 00:18:02,792
and build yourself
a conference room table.
401
00:18:02,792 --> 00:18:04,794
As the hawks swoop down
to peck out your brains...
402
00:18:04,794 --> 00:18:05,962
[screeching]
403
00:18:05,962 --> 00:18:08,465
...bust out your guitar like
the annoying guy on a college quad.
404
00:18:09,299 --> 00:18:11,134
♪ Please refrain
from pecking my brain ♪
405
00:18:11,134 --> 00:18:13,637
♪ And have a seat
'cause we're not meat ♪
406
00:18:14,221 --> 00:18:15,430
[chirps, squawks]
407
00:18:15,430 --> 00:18:17,432
Then, simply use your knowledge
408
00:18:17,432 --> 00:18:19,017
from chapter eight of the business book
409
00:18:19,017 --> 00:18:21,102
Negotiating with Tactical Silence.
410
00:18:21,102 --> 00:18:23,521
Bargain with the hawks
by harnessing the power of
411
00:18:23,521 --> 00:18:24,814
quiet intimidation.
412
00:18:24,814 --> 00:18:28,318
[clock ticking]
413
00:18:28,318 --> 00:18:29,402
[quiet squawking]
414
00:18:32,322 --> 00:18:33,323
[annoyed squawks]
415
00:18:33,323 --> 00:18:34,783
By saying nothing,
416
00:18:34,783 --> 00:18:37,327
you're signaling
your willingness to walk away.
417
00:18:37,327 --> 00:18:40,330
[ticking continues]
418
00:18:45,502 --> 00:18:47,587
Congratulations!
The hawks have just agreed
419
00:18:47,587 --> 00:18:50,215
to be your personal courier service
for three years.
420
00:18:50,215 --> 00:18:52,175
Weekends and holidays included.
421
00:18:52,175 --> 00:18:55,345
The job starts today!
[chirping]
422
00:18:55,345 --> 00:18:56,888
YAKKO:
Circle your location on the map
423
00:18:56,888 --> 00:18:59,349
and add something
to grab people's attention.
424
00:18:59,349 --> 00:19:02,310
Then, use a string from your guitar
to tie the map to a hawk
425
00:19:02,310 --> 00:19:04,271
and have them drop it off in the big city.
[squawks]
426
00:19:04,271 --> 00:19:06,773
[screeching]
WAKKO: All that's left to do now is wait.
427
00:19:06,773 --> 00:19:09,192
♪
428
00:19:09,192 --> 00:19:11,444
[animals chirping]
[electric whirring]
429
00:19:11,444 --> 00:19:14,155
Ah-ha! Some tech bros
looking for an opportunity
430
00:19:14,155 --> 00:19:16,992
to network with venture capitalists
found the map!
431
00:19:17,492 --> 00:19:19,244
Money party!
432
00:19:19,244 --> 00:19:20,537
[tires screech]
433
00:19:20,537 --> 00:19:22,664
Hey! Is Elon there?
434
00:19:22,664 --> 00:19:26,251
It's the perfect time to deploy
your hair regrowth formula.
435
00:19:26,626 --> 00:19:27,627
[chugging]
436
00:19:31,756 --> 00:19:33,842
♪ retro music continues ♪
437
00:19:35,552 --> 00:19:36,595
[cheering]
438
00:19:36,595 --> 00:19:38,388
I know what you're thinking.
439
00:19:38,388 --> 00:19:41,474
How can we throw a money party
without Bluegrass music?
440
00:19:42,142 --> 00:19:44,561
Well, Dot, in any financial crisis,
441
00:19:44,561 --> 00:19:47,188
it's important not to let
anything go to waste.
442
00:19:47,188 --> 00:19:49,774
That's where this empty jug comes in.
443
00:19:49,774 --> 00:19:51,026
[rhtymic blowing]
444
00:19:51,026 --> 00:19:53,028
♪ Bluegrass music ♪
445
00:19:53,028 --> 00:19:55,030
[cheering]
446
00:19:55,030 --> 00:19:58,325
Your guests are going to get sweaty
from dancing and making it rain.
447
00:19:58,325 --> 00:19:59,951
They'll probably want some water.
448
00:19:59,951 --> 00:20:01,578
[cheering]
And that's when you tell them
449
00:20:01,578 --> 00:20:04,414
we're all stuck
on a giant Adirondack chair,
450
00:20:04,414 --> 00:20:07,208
and there's nothing to drink!
[screaming]
451
00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:08,460
DOT: Don't panic.
452
00:20:08,460 --> 00:20:10,545
When you've got
partygoers from the big city
453
00:20:10,545 --> 00:20:13,131
who have money to throw around,
and no sense of rhythm,
454
00:20:13,131 --> 00:20:16,509
there's a good chance one of them
is heir to a candy bar fortune.
455
00:20:16,509 --> 00:20:18,470
He'll call his wealthy uncle for help.
456
00:20:18,470 --> 00:20:20,472
YAKKO:
Hooray! We're saved!
457
00:20:20,472 --> 00:20:23,516
♪
458
00:20:24,392 --> 00:20:26,770
Huh? [panicking]
459
00:20:26,770 --> 00:20:28,021
[screaming]
460
00:20:30,649 --> 00:20:33,068
Mm!
DOT/YAKKO: Wakko, No!
461
00:20:34,778 --> 00:20:36,947
[all screaming]
462
00:20:37,656 --> 00:20:40,116
Tune in next time
when we teach you what to do
463
00:20:40,116 --> 00:20:41,660
when you wake up with a stiff neck,
464
00:20:41,660 --> 00:20:43,453
so you can't see the meteor coming and--
[screaming]
465
00:20:43,453 --> 00:20:46,414
Next time? We don't even know
if there's gonna be a next time
466
00:20:46,414 --> 00:20:48,875
because our show hasn't been
renewed for more seasons yet.
467
00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:52,337
But why?!
I thought people liked us!
468
00:20:52,337 --> 00:20:54,339
We're all about to die!
469
00:20:54,339 --> 00:20:57,217
Well, that's a bit dramatic,
but I know how you feel, sis.
470
00:20:57,217 --> 00:20:59,386
Animaniacs brings laughter and hope
471
00:20:59,386 --> 00:21:01,137
to so many across the globe.
472
00:21:01,137 --> 00:21:04,224
So without it, yes,
a little piece of all of us would die.
473
00:21:04,224 --> 00:21:07,060
No. We're really all about to die.
474
00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:09,104
♪ dramatic music ♪
475
00:21:09,104 --> 00:21:11,356
Oh. Well, if that's the case,
476
00:21:11,356 --> 00:21:13,233
we better think of a good way
to end the show.
477
00:21:13,233 --> 00:21:15,610
There's a lot of pressure
on our last lines.
478
00:21:15,610 --> 00:21:17,946
Ooh, I know! What about--
479
00:21:18,530 --> 00:21:20,031
♪ upbeat retro music ♪
480
00:21:23,118 --> 00:21:26,121
♪