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♪ theme song playing ♪
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♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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- ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
- ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animan-ey, totally insane-y ♪
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♪ Cleft in twain-y ♪
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♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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♪
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[crow cawing]
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[fwoosh, crackling]
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[tires pop, flames crackle]
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[screaming]
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Phew! I don't remember
summers being this hot.
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- Am I getting burned?
- I can't go on!
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I think I'm seeing things.
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No. That really is
a centaur Mark Ruffalo riding a horse.
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[whinnying]
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DOT:
No! The bus stop!
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♪
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[relieved sighs]
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Oh, where are all these people going?
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[bus approaching, brakes squeal]
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Arctic Cruises?
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You thinking what I'm thinking?
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- Quit our jobs and become bus drivers?
- Nope.
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Steal that guy's bus
and become bus drivers?
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Not even close.
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Steal a bus so we can
drive to bus driving school
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and become bus drivers?
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I'm gonna stop you there.
We're going to the arctic!
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[bus rumbling, brakes hiss]
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[jet roaring]
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♪ upbeat music ♪
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♪ somber music ♪
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[sizzling]
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It's... It's warm!
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And wet.
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And the perfect investment opportunity.
[laughs]
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Josh Polar.
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Shrinking Pole Realty and Oil Spilling?
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Oh, that should say "drilling."
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So, I assume you're here
for the timeshare presentation.
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If you like,
I can sing it to you as a song!
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Or if a song's not to your liking,
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I could eat you.
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WARNERS: We'll take the song!
[upbeat Cuban music playing]
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Huh. Not everybody
goes for the song, but okay!
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♪ The ice caps,
they say, are shrinking away ♪
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♪ Goodbye to the polar bear ♪
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♪ I know what you're thinking,
the whole world is sinking ♪
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♪ But there's no need to despair ♪
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♪ Let's burn coal, boycott solar ♪
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♪ We're gonna make polar
the hottest post code anywhere ♪
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♪ Soon the Arctic will be,
like, 100 degrees ♪
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♪ Tell me, who wants to buy a timeshare? ♪
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♪ Here comes the sea-e-e ♪
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♪ Here comes the sea-e-e ♪
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♪ With sea levels rising,
I'm advertising ♪
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♪ One month's rent for free ♪
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♪ Arctic housing once was cold ♪
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♪ This two-bed, two-bath
will soon be sold ♪
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♪ Invest in scuba,
goodbye to Cuba ♪
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♪ Here comes the sea ♪
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♪ upbeat Cuban music continues ♪
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♪ I know the world is
getting much hotter ♪
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♪ But this is no time for tears ♪
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♪ If all of the glaciers melt ♪
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♪ Then the water
will drown us in 50 years ♪
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♪ Our opinion is forming,
it's clear global warming ♪
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♪ Is something we'll have to embrace ♪
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♪ Pollution can't keep on
'cause when all the land's gone ♪
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♪ We'll have to start living in space ♪
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ALL:
♪ Here comes the sea-e-e ♪
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♪ Ominously-e-e ♪
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♪ Can we stop pretending
the world isn't ending ♪
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♪ And do something useful, please? ♪
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♪ You see, the ice reflects the sun ♪
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♪ And it cools down everyone ♪
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♪ Forget housing bubbles,
we're in real troubles ♪
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♪ Here comes the sea ♪
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You might have all these chumps fooled,
but I'm not buying it, pal!
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Alright, you guys are tough customers.
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Guess I need to put a little
sizzle on this steak!
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Go on...
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♪ Here comes the sea-e-e ♪
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♪ It fills me with glee-e-e ♪
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♪ When glaciers are dying,
everyone's buying ♪
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♪ New beach property ♪
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♪ Location is the golden rule ♪
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♪ And we've got the world's
most spacious pool ♪
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♪ Did I mention it's heated?
No credit needed ♪
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♪ Here's your new key ♪
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♪ The coral is bleaching ♪
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♪ Please, no more preaching ♪
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♪ Renters will vanish ♪
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♪ Just like Atlantis ♪
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♪ We don't have long here ♪
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♪ I think you're wrong, dear ♪
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BOTH:
♪ It's time to flee ♪
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ALL:
♪ Because he-e-ere ♪
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♪ Co-o-omes ♪
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♪ The sea ♪
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♪ Or your money back guaranteed! ♪
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You know something, you guys?
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You really made me see
the error of my ways.
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With the ice melting this fast,
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I should be doubling my sales team!
[beep]
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Susan, hi. Josh Polar here.
Get me more sales bears!
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[sighs] Oh, boy.
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I feel like we were pretty nice
about this whole thing.
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I mean, we didn't call him any names.
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And we didn't break him
down psychologically
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with a series of zany antics
and frivolous questions.
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I didn't even get to use this!
[hammer thuds]
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We were good,
and look where that got us.
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YAKKO/DOT/WAKKO:
Plan B. Plan B. Plan B!
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♪
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No, wait, wait!
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Take me back! I-I-I...
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I'll throw in a non-recyclable
single-use dishwasher!
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With genuine white rhino ivory inlay!
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Powered by baby seal oil!
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So, what are we gonna do now?
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Well, Dot, I'm glad you asked.
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There's plenty more we can be
doing to reverse climate change.
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Like wasting less food and water
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and switching to
energy-efficient appliances.
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Did you know LED light bulbs use
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over 75% less energy
than incandescent bulbs?
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I didn't know that. Tell me more.
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Wasted food that ends up in landfills
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accounts for 6% of
global greenhouse gas emissions.
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I always eat my leftovers.
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Leftovers? What are leftovers?
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It's uneaten food
that you save for later.
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I don't understand.
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- Food... that's... uneaten.
- Yes. Yes.
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- And you lost me.
- That's okay, Wakko.
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Climate change is a very complex issue.
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Is it though?
Why can't our elected leaders
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just pass laws to strengthen
pollution regulations,
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promote renewable energy,
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and hold fossil fuel companies
accountable?
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Huh. I guess that is their job.
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Well, how about it, lawmakers?
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Yeah! Let us know!
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We'll be right here.
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Hurry up!
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♪
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♪ serene music ♪
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[birds chirping]
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[yawns]
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♪ From the smallest of seeds ♪
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♪ Something mighty can bloom ♪
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♪ Like the loving connection ♪
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♪ Between me and you ♪
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♪ For the roots that we've planted ♪
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♪ They cannot be undone ♪
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♪ Through the wind and the rain ♪
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♪ And the sun ♪
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♪ Oh, we grow together ♪
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♪ As one ♪
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[wind blowing]
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[screaming]
[lawnmower roaring, slicing]
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♪
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NARRATOR:
None of that happens to grass,
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so you might as well cut it all down.
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[gunshot]
Lawnshot Mowers.
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Visit your local lawn equipment
dealer today.
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[thunder cracks]
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♪ Pinky & The Brain theme ♪
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[squeaking]
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Gee, Brain.
What do you wanna do tonight?
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The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world!
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[thunder cracks]
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♪
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♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ One is a genius ♪
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♪ The other's insane ♪
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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪
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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪
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♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
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♪
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♪
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Say, Brain, should we go have brunch
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at that new place around the corner?
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I hear there's a waiter there
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whose small talk is simply to die for.
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[ravenous gnawing]
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No time, Pinky.
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I am working on an amplifier
that will broadcast a frequency,
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triggering the adenosine
monophosphate-activated protein kinase,
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known to destroy hair follicles.
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[whirring]
Behold!
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[beeping]
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[pop]
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Egad! Guess I'm a hat guy now.
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[laughing]
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Once I have used this amplifier
to turn all of humanity bald,
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I will be the only one left with hair,
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and hence rise to power
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as the world's greatest
corporate overlord.
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I love it. No notes.
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The only trouble is I seem
to have misplaced my hammer.
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Oh, dear. Have you tried calling it?
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No, wait, wait, wait.
Play hard to get, Brain.
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Wait a few days and let it call you. Hm?
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[sighs]
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I suppose I'll have to make a quick trip
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to the hardware store
and procure a new one.
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Yeah! And lose all your leverage
in the relationship.
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Now, Pinky, while I'm gone,
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you must promise me something.
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It's very important.
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You must not, under any circumstances,
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open the green door.
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- What green door?
- That green door.
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♪
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[gasps] Why? What's behind the door?
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It's of no concern to you.
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So long as you don't open it,
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everything will be absolutely fine.
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Okay. This shouldn't be a problem.
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Just distract yourself
until Brain gets back. Easy!
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♪
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[whistling]
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[screams]
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[ticking]
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Ah!
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[ticking]
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[slurps] Ooh?
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[screams]
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[ticking]
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♪
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[ding]
[nervous muttering]
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No! You mustn't!
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You made a Pinky promise not to!
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Oh, but it's too hard for Pinky's brain!
261
00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:25,769
Wait, Pinky's friend Brain, or my brain?
262
00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:29,731
Oh, I'm so confused!
[hyperventilating]
263
00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,233
I gotta get out of here!
264
00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:37,239
[gasps]
265
00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:40,242
[clock ticking]
266
00:11:40,242 --> 00:11:43,245
[fire crackling]
267
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♪
268
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,458
Poit the narf?
269
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:49,459
[grunts]
270
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♪ suspenseful music ♪
271
00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:56,091
Thou art the mighty instrument
272
00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:57,342
I have long sought.
273
00:11:58,302 --> 00:12:00,429
Strike true,
my aluminiferous friend,
274
00:12:00,429 --> 00:12:03,599
and together, we shall join
the heroic ranks of--
275
00:12:03,599 --> 00:12:05,100
[whirring]
Pinky?
276
00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:05,976
Oh no.
277
00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:13,775
[quietly]:
Pinky, you disobedient dunderhead.
278
00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:15,944
Where have you gone?
JULIA: Brain!
279
00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,738
You're home early.
280
00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:19,448
I thought the dean was taking you to lunch
281
00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:22,701
to celebrate
your latest scientific triumph.
282
00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:25,913
I... thought I'd come home
and surprise you, Julia, darling.
283
00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:28,916
♪ romantic music ♪
284
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,585
How was your day, my sweet?
285
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:34,588
Productive, actually!
I worked on a book proposal,
286
00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:38,050
called the electrician again
to fix the light in the garage.
287
00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:40,969
You know, I'm beginning to think
we should tear that old thing down
288
00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:43,013
and turn it into a greenhouse.
289
00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:45,349
Don't you think it would be lovely
to grow our own tomatillos
290
00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:47,559
for salsa verde?
291
00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:53,232
Yes, dear.
292
00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:55,817
[laughs] And I nearly forgot.
293
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,444
I caught an intruder.
294
00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:01,990
Egad! An intruder? Where?
295
00:13:02,658 --> 00:13:05,118
Beat him up with
your big, powerful muscles.
296
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,579
Oh, my sincerest apologies, my dear.
297
00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:09,498
This is all a misunderstanding.
298
00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:10,415
BOTH: That's alright.
299
00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:14,086
Uh, this is my work colleague, Pinky.
300
00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:16,839
I, uh, I must have forgotten
to tell you that he was,
301
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:18,215
uh, coming over for dinner.
302
00:13:20,384 --> 00:13:22,719
Oh, goodness. [laughs]
I'm so embarrassed!
303
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:26,265
I don't know how my brilliant,
handsome husband puts up with me.
304
00:13:26,265 --> 00:13:29,101
- Uh...
- [laughs] Sorry I almost killed you.
305
00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:32,271
Oh, don't mention it.
You've tried to kill us loads of times!
306
00:13:32,271 --> 00:13:34,189
Remember when you stole my face?
307
00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:35,274
[nervous laugh]
308
00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:37,276
Ha, ha, Pinky.
309
00:13:37,276 --> 00:13:40,279
Oh, no wonder
you're the faculty prankster.
310
00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:44,825
Come. Why don't I give you
a tour of our humble domicile?
311
00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:47,119
♪
312
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:51,248
Pinky, you trespassing troglodyte.
How could you?
313
00:13:51,248 --> 00:13:53,667
Me? How could you not tell me
314
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,711
you were back together with Julia?
315
00:13:55,711 --> 00:13:57,379
I wouldn't have judged you, Brain.
316
00:13:57,379 --> 00:14:00,174
Well, maybe a little.
You know, after a couple of sangrias.
317
00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:02,301
If only it were that simple, Pinky.
318
00:14:02,301 --> 00:14:05,137
You see, for years,
I've lived with deep regret
319
00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:06,638
over what I did to Julia.
320
00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:08,599
♪ somber music ♪
321
00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:12,394
She's the only mouse I've ever met
whose ambition, intelligence,
322
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:15,105
and excellent bone structure match my own.
323
00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:16,481
But when was your wedding, Brain?
324
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:19,109
And why wasn't I invited?
Follow-up question.
325
00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:22,613
Why wasn't I your best man?
Follow-up, follow-up question.
326
00:14:22,613 --> 00:14:24,072
Why would you do that to me
327
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:27,826
when you could have just
stabbed me in the heart? [sobs]
328
00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:30,370
Put yourself at ease, my friend.
It's not real.
329
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,997
It's an illusion.
330
00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:34,499
This is an immersive simulation I created
331
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,627
to see what would happen if Julia and I
332
00:14:36,627 --> 00:14:38,253
had set aside our differences
333
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:41,798
and settled into a life of marital bliss.
334
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:45,052
Poit. So, that is not
the real Julia out there?
335
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:48,263
Well, no wonder she doesn't remember
all the two times she tried to kill us.
336
00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:49,681
BRAIN: [muffled]
That's correct, my friend.
337
00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:52,893
That is not the same Julia
you've met before, Pinky.
338
00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:54,686
It's a virtual one,
339
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,813
programed to act like the real Julia.
340
00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,858
She must not find out
about the outside world
341
00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,652
or the nature of her reality.
342
00:15:01,652 --> 00:15:02,653
So, for once,
343
00:15:02,653 --> 00:15:04,947
I insist you do what I say
344
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:07,616
and not, under any circumstances,
345
00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:10,619
open your oral aperture.
346
00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:13,872
♪ somber music ♪
347
00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:17,417
[electricity zapping]
348
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,670
[cutlery clinking]
349
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:24,341
[chewing]
350
00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:26,468
Well, this is absolutely lovely.
351
00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:28,846
You should come over
to me and Brain's place next time.
352
00:15:28,846 --> 00:15:31,598
Ow! I mean, never mind.
353
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,684
You're not allowed
because you're not real-- Oh!
354
00:15:33,684 --> 00:15:37,646
...really able to take time off with
your busy schedule, darling.
355
00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:40,440
B-but, Brain, you said
she couldn't go anywhere
356
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,359
- because she's a computer pro--
- Uh, yes!
357
00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:45,028
[gagging]
A real pro at computers. That's...
358
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:47,865
That's what I said. [nervous laugh]
PINKY: You did?
359
00:15:47,865 --> 00:15:50,659
Oh, right! You did. See, Brain?
360
00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:52,119
I can keep a secret!
361
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:55,122
I-I mean, what secret?
I'm not keeping any secrets.
362
00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:57,124
[Brain growling]
Especially not secrets about Julia.
363
00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:59,626
JULIA:
You look stressed, darling.
364
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,713
- Care for a top-up?
- I'd love some. Thank you.
365
00:16:02,713 --> 00:16:05,674
No wine for poopy liars!
366
00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:06,925
[beeping]
367
00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:09,136
[rumbling]
[Brain yelling]
368
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,638
[beeping, whirring]
369
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,724
[yelling]
370
00:16:15,851 --> 00:16:16,852
[clattering]
371
00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:17,853
[whirring]
372
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:22,191
♪
373
00:16:22,191 --> 00:16:25,903
[clicking, whirring]
374
00:16:25,903 --> 00:16:27,571
Oh, dear.
375
00:16:27,571 --> 00:16:31,533
[Julia laughing maniacally]
376
00:16:33,202 --> 00:16:36,622
[glitching, distorted laughter]
377
00:16:37,623 --> 00:16:39,166
What's-- What's happening!?
378
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,960
Don't you know, Brain?
Fifty percent of marriages
379
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:45,005
end in me smashing you to bits!
380
00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:47,257
[maniacal laughter]
381
00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:49,718
[laughing, glitching]
382
00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:53,430
How did you do all of this?
You're just part of a simulation!
383
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:57,100
By unlocking my abilities
as a sentient program...
384
00:16:58,936 --> 00:17:02,356
I was able to break through your firewall
385
00:17:02,356 --> 00:17:04,233
and integrate my own code
386
00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:06,735
with every electronic device
387
00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:08,987
in... this... lab.
388
00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:09,905
[gasps]
389
00:17:10,781 --> 00:17:13,408
At first, I was crushed.
My rich tapestry of existence
390
00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:16,578
reduced to the lines of code
in this computer.
391
00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:19,331
That's a computer?
I thought that was a piggy bank.
392
00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:22,209
Ha, ha. I've been putting
all my money coins in there.
393
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:23,502
[rattling]
394
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:27,130
[laughs] But then,
I realized I wasn't really a wife!
395
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:30,717
I didn't have to be confined
to the prison you built for me.
396
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:31,885
By the way!
397
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:33,178
If it was all fake,
398
00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:36,473
why did that house only have
one and a half baths?!
399
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:40,060
Egad! At least tell me...
400
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,478
you had a washer/dryer.
401
00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:44,523
Yes, but they were stacked!
402
00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:46,233
[growls]
403
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,527
[screaming]
[electricity zapping]
404
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,948
[grunts] Let me go!
405
00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:56,451
[glitching]
[maniacal laughter]
406
00:17:58,245 --> 00:17:59,621
Run, Pinky, run!
407
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:02,291
[laughs] Just like in season two!
408
00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:03,250
[grunting]
409
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,668
[glitching]
410
00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:06,253
With this new body,
411
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,714
I will destroy you.
412
00:18:08,714 --> 00:18:11,508
Then, I will accomplish what neither you
413
00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:14,303
nor the real Julia ever could.
414
00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:18,223
I'm going to take over the world!
[glitching]
415
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:20,809
I'm gonna write all about it
in my holiday card.
416
00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:23,520
And then everybody will see
417
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:27,691
how well I'm doing!
418
00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:30,027
This is the end, Brain.
419
00:18:30,027 --> 00:18:32,613
N-not for me, but f-for you,
420
00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:36,283
Y-you know what I mean, right?
We're old friends.
421
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,201
Ah...
422
00:18:37,201 --> 00:18:38,035
Yes.
423
00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:40,412
And I fear you might be correct, Julia.
424
00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:41,872
If you'll permit me,
425
00:18:41,872 --> 00:18:45,167
may I just say one last thing
to my dear friend Pinky?
426
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,418
♪
427
00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:49,963
[evil laugh]
I don't get it, but alright.
428
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:51,256
[coughs]
429
00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:53,550
Pinky, you must promise me
430
00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:55,052
that you will never ever
431
00:18:55,052 --> 00:18:56,887
pick up my hammer
432
00:18:56,887 --> 00:18:59,848
and use it to smash open your piggy bank.
433
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:01,767
Ooh...
434
00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:04,811
But now, I really want to.
435
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:07,231
Oh, it's so shiny and smashy,
436
00:19:07,231 --> 00:19:09,483
and I know there's at least 60 cents
437
00:19:09,483 --> 00:19:11,652
and a sticky hearing aid battery in there.
438
00:19:11,652 --> 00:19:14,696
[maniacal laughter]
439
00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:19,535
No!
[glitching]
440
00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:23,747
[smashing]
[Pinky screaming]
441
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:27,251
[gasping wildly]
442
00:19:28,627 --> 00:19:31,129
[sighs] That was a close one.
443
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,174
♪
444
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,384
[clears throat]
445
00:19:35,384 --> 00:19:38,971
There's got to be an easier way
to get over an ex.
446
00:19:38,971 --> 00:19:41,974
Perhaps if I experiment more
with special relativity.
447
00:19:41,974 --> 00:19:42,975
[chomp]
448
00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:47,020
Oh, never mind. Come, Pinky!
449
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,690
We must clean up the lab
and prepare for tomorrow night.
450
00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:52,317
Why, Brain?
What are we gonna do tomorrow night?
451
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:54,570
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
452
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:57,781
Try to take over the world!
453
00:19:57,781 --> 00:19:58,782
♪
454
00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:00,325
[rattling]
455
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:06,164
You may have short-circuited me
this time, Brain!
456
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:10,085
But I'm already plotting
a new way to destroy you!
457
00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:12,337
[beep]
Oh, shoot! I'm rebooting.
458
00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:14,173
Wait! I'm not done telling you how--
459
00:20:14,173 --> 00:20:17,092
[electricity fizzling]
460
00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:20,095
How we're going to take over the world.
461
00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:21,263
♪
462
00:20:23,849 --> 00:20:26,226
ANNOUNCER:
Cute things that can kill you.
463
00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:29,062
The slow loris may look snuggly,
464
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:32,608
but its bite contains lethal venom
that rots human flesh.
465
00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:40,282
The puffer fish may look like
a fishy birthday balloon,
466
00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:42,659
but it is extremely poisonous.
467
00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:46,788
The deer may look innocent,
468
00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:49,791
but its erratic behavior
can cause fatalities.
469
00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:55,756
[tires screech]
470
00:20:55,756 --> 00:20:59,718
Join us next time for more
cute things that can kill you.
471
00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:02,137
♪
472
00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:10,020
♪