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♪ theme song playing ♪

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‐ ♪ It's time for Animaniacs! ♪

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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪

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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪

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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪

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‐ ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
‐ ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪

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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪

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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪

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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪

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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪

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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪

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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪

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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪

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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪

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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪

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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪

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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪

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♪ We're animan‐ey, totally insane‐y ♪

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♪ Back again‐y ♪

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♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪

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♪

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YAKKUS:
T‐togas!

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Show the folks back home
you've been to Rome

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by wearing a T‐toga!

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‐ Scrolls to famous Senators' houses!

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‐ Pompeiian volcanic ash globes!

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Each globe contains
genuine mummified citizen!

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[screaming]

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‐ Ah!
[straining]

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‐ Actually, that's an anachronism.

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Mount Vesuvius doesn't erupt until 79 AD,

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another 11 years from now.

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[glass shatters]
Lazy writing!

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‐ [sighs] Do you guys think
opening a souvenir stall

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in an age where tourism doesn't
exist might've been a mistake?

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‐ Quiet! The news is on!

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‐ [clears throat] Citizens!

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By hand of the Emperor Nero,
here follows the news!

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General Corbulo has quelled
the uprising in Britannia!

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Brexeunt has been defeated!

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[applause, cheering]

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And finally, Nero announces
a glorious increase in taxation

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to fund the building of Hadrian's Wall.

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Verily together, we shall keep
the barbarians out.

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WAKKUS:
Hey, no fair!

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Nero said he'd make
the Caledonians pay for that wall.

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‐ This is an outrage!

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[grumbling]

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‐ Praetorians! Seize the dissenters!

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♪

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DOTTINA:
Ralphus?

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That's who you got to do your dirty work?

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‐ Is he wearing a cape?

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[Warneruses laughing]
[Ralphus mumbles sadly]

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♪

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‐ You know, I've always thought that
capes were very slimming. [nervous laugh]

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[fiddling]

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[crowd chatter]

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‐ Aurelia Severus,
the Gaul Fleet Journal.

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Many are claiming that the Senate shutdown

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is merely a stunt to distract
from your plummeting approval rating.

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‐ Fraudulent heralding. Next.

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‐ Pompus Acostus, Times New Roman.

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‐ Who keeps letting this guy in?

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[fiddling]
‐ How do you respond to the allegations

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you've accepted bribes from the Thracians?

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‐ Tremendous tribespeople,
the Thracians. Good people.

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Also, I'm feeding you to the lions.

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[whimpering]

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‐ Actually, the fiddle won't be invented
for another 800 years.

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You should be playing the lyre.

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This episode is barely watchable.
[angry grumbling]

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‐ You know what?
I declare you all enemies of the people.

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Guards!

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[crowd gasps]

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[screaming]

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[slam]

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RALPHUS:
Duh, Mr. De Niro!

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These three won't pay their taxes!

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‐ What!? This is an affront to‐‐ Wait.

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Are they members of
an ultra‐rich ruling family?

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‐ Uh, no.

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‐ This is an affront to me,
the Emperor himself!

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‐ You're the Emperor?
You look taller in the statues.

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‐ Is that your real hair?

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‐ Are those your real hands?

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♪

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‐ Yes. Now‐‐

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Ah! Get off!

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Yes, I am the great Nero!

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I have royal blood on both sides!

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Both sides, loyal subjects. You see...

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♪ playing "Major‐General's Song" ♪

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♪ I am the very model of
an ancient Roman Emperor ♪

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♪ I overspend and overtax
and overthrow my treasurer ♪

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♪ I marry family members from
my cousin to my step‐sister ♪

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♪ I'm always right, I'm never wrong,
just ask this neutral Senator ♪

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‐ Th‐that is correct.

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‐ ♪ Through sound investigation
by Praetorian inquisitors ♪

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♪ My mother and my brother
were revealed to be conspirators ♪

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♪ But Mother dear's no longer here,
this bust helps me remember her ♪

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♪ I am the very model of
an ancient Roman Emperor ♪

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‐ ♪ He fiddles while the city burns,
he rules with fear tyrannical ♪

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‐ ♪ He's lazy, brutish, and ill‐willed,
he thinks that he's infallible ♪

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‐ ♪ His hands are small,
he steals from Gaul,
his writing's ungrammatical ♪

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WARNERUSES:
♪ He's making Roma great again,
dogmatic, and fantastical ♪

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♪ He's gormless and irascible,
tragic and autocratical ♪

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♪ Maniacal and radical,
positions problematical ♪

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♪ Takes endless golf sabbaticals,
his tweets are unsyntactical ♪

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‐ Um, we're still talking
about Nero, right?

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‐ ♪ He's a narcissist, a petulant,
unscrupulous embezzler ♪

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♪ He is the very model of
an ancient Roman Emperor ♪

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[growling]

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‐ You know? I'm starting to
think he didn't like our verse.

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[roaring]

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‐ Eh. I liked your original
version better anyhow.

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‐ Citizens of Rome!

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Nero is pleased to bring you
today's sacrif‐‐ Um,

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I mean entirely fair battle!

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‐ I hold the best games.

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Billions of citizens gaze
upon my games in wonder.

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More than Emperor Caligula.

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Plaice faith in my words, subjects,
for they speak of the truth.

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Let the games begin!
[crowd cheering]

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[growling, snarling]

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[roaring]

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[meows]

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‐ I guess I'm just a cat person.

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[meowing]

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[yelling]
[tigers roaring]

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‐ Help! Somebody!

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Grab these pussy...
‐ Good night, everybody!

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‐ ...cats! Ow!

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[meowing]

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[coughs]

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‐ Are you not entertained?

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[cheering]

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‐ [grunts] Release the barbarians!

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‐ Your Emperor gives you
the barbarian horde!

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[guttural growl]

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[as Schwarzenegger]
Portrayals of Germanic peoples

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have been problematic for centuries!

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Yaaaaaaaargggh!!!
[horde roaring]

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I'll hurt you now!

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‐ I got this one, sibs.

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[dialing]

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Y'ello, Universal Legal Department?

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That's right.

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Okay, I'm receiving your fax now.
[dial‐up modem connects]

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I have here a DMCA takedown notice

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demanding this unauthorized parody
of Conan The Barbarian

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be removed
from this episode immediately.

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‐ Ah, let me peruse.

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♪

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[sighs] It's watertight.

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[disappointed grumbling]

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‐ [growls] Release everything!

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‐ Your Emperor proudly presents
the gladiators of Carthage!

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♪

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The gladiators of America!

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♪

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And undisputed SPQR
Greco‐Roman wrestling champ,

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John Cena!
♪ hip hop music playing ♪

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[fireworks popping, crowd cheering]

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♪

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[hawk screeches]

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‐ Actually, I'm taking a break
from wrestling to try my comedy chops.

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[clears throat]

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Roman walks into an inn,
holds up two fingers and says,

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"Give me five wines." Get it?

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[quiet coughing]

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What, no good?
‐ Stay in thy lane, fiend!

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‐ Agreed! Less stand‐up, more smackdown!

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[crowd cheering]

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‐ Huh? Huh?
‐ Huh?

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‐ You know, there's more to my
character than just eating stuff.

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♪

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Oh, fine.

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JOHN CENA: Ah!
[rumbling]

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[spitting]

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[precarious groaning]

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So, this Medusa broad has
got to stop objectifying people.

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Am I right?

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[crash]

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[crowd cheering]
[elephant bellows]

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CROWD:
Warneruses! Warneruses!

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Warneruses!

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‐ Actually, Warnerus is
a second declension noun.

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So, the plural for the nominative
case would be Warner‐‐

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[screaming]
[tigers roar]

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[crowd cheering]

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CROWD: Warneruses! Warneruses! Warneruses!
‐ Huh? Wha? [growls]

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♪

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‐ Aw, sweetie.

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It's low heat when you're
tumble drying plate mail.

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‐ [grunts] My battle armor still fits.

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I have an astonishingly excellent figure.

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‐ Let's just agree on astonishing.

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♪

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‐ Ooh! Sword fight!

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‐ About time! This tent‐pole sketch
needs an elaborate action set piece.

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‐ Those are very fair swords.

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I'm very fair.
Most benevolent and generous.

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I speak with veracity.

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[klaxon horn blows]

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This is very easy for me. I'm very nimble.

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Tremendously nimble.

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So accurate are my words,
place confidence in them.

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[straining]

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♪

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Oh, uh, rotate your hips through impact.

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I'm qualified to give this advice
as I'm an excellent golfer.

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The best. Entrust in me your belief.

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‐ Hey, thanks!

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‐ Verily!
[crowd cheering]

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[smash]

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[groans]

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♪

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Exile. Not so bad, exile.

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Plenty of time to fiddle.

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[fiddling]

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[fiddling continues]

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Gather round, loyal subjects.

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Don't we have a tremendous island here?

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Much better than the other islands.

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Ah!

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Ee! Ow! Oh! Ow!

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Treachery! Treason!

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Insurrection! Impeachment!

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[thunder]

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♪ Pinky & The Brain theme song ♪

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[wheel creaking]
‐ Gee, Brain,

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what do you wanna do tonight?

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BRAIN:
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

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Try to take over the world!

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[thunder]

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♪

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‐ ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪

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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪

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♪ One is a genius ♪

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♪ The other's insane ♪

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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪

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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪

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♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪

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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪

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♪

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♪

255
00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,589
‐ Aw, he's so cute!

256
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,466
Aw!

257
00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:00,512
[scribbling]

258
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:06,560
Huh. That's odd.
I thought I wore my engagement ring

259
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,437
to work today.
[door shuts]

260
00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:11,773
‐ Finally!

261
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,527
♪

262
00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:16,653
Bleh...

263
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:18,447
[ring clatters]

264
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,243
♪

265
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,036
[beep]

266
00:12:24,036 --> 00:12:27,998
Come, Pinky. This diamond should
be enough to initiate my plan.

267
00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:29,041
Pinky?

268
00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:32,044
[laughing]

269
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:36,507
Tell me you're not still watching
that ridiculous cartoon.

270
00:12:36,507 --> 00:12:38,800
‐ [laughing] Oh, but Brain,

271
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:42,221
these Backwards Gary videos
are my absolute favoritest thing

272
00:12:42,221 --> 00:12:44,973
on the whole "intrenet"! [laughs]

273
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,100
‐ It's internet!

274
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,019
‐ Whose net?

275
00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:51,480
‐ ♪ He'll brighten your day,
face the wrong way ♪

276
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:54,107
♪ Backwards Gary's here to stay! ♪

277
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:57,861
♪ Backwards Gary, he is here to stay ♪

278
00:12:57,861 --> 00:12:58,737
[footsteps]

279
00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:00,906
[footsteps]

280
00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:04,284
‐ Um, hello?
[screaming]

281
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,036
Ah!

282
00:13:06,912 --> 00:13:09,081
Ah!

283
00:13:09,081 --> 00:13:12,376
[screaming continues]

284
00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:13,293
[crash]

285
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,045
[laughing]

286
00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:16,296
Ah!

287
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:20,217
‐ I don't understand the appeal
of these silly webisodes.

288
00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:22,719
It seems to me like a bunch
of incessant screaming.

289
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,638
‐ Exactly. Funny screaming.

290
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:27,474
‐ No, it is not. Now, turn that off!

291
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,101
We have work to do.

292
00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:31,103
[straining]

293
00:13:31,103 --> 00:13:34,064
Using the crystalline carbon
structure of a diamond,

294
00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:36,942
I have invented a new
form of teleportation.

295
00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:41,446
Unfortunately, only a diamond
of perfect clarity is capable of powering

296
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,615
the machine more than a single time.

297
00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:45,742
[inhale]

298
00:13:46,410 --> 00:13:47,786
♪

299
00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:50,122
Which is why you and I must use this

300
00:13:50,122 --> 00:13:53,292
and travel to the Smithsonian
to steal the Hope Diamond.

301
00:13:53,292 --> 00:13:55,460
Such a magnificent jewel would turn

302
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:58,297
my humble device from a novelty of science

303
00:13:58,297 --> 00:14:00,382
into a mighty weapon!

304
00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:02,342
Pinky, are you listening to me?

305
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,345
[screaming]
[laughing]

306
00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:07,973
You've had enough screen time.

307
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:10,684
To the Smithsonian!

308
00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:12,686
[beeping, hissing]

309
00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:15,731
[groaning]

310
00:14:15,731 --> 00:14:18,525
Pinky, when's the last time you bathed?

311
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:21,111
‐ Ooh! Stinky Pinky, huh, Brain?

312
00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:24,156
♪ It's Stinky, Stinky and the Brain! ♪

313
00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:26,491
‐ Lucky for me, we'll only be
in such close proximity

314
00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:27,951
for a few horrible moments.

315
00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:29,328
[screaming]
Ah!

316
00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:30,704
‐ Narf!
[zap]

317
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:33,540
♪

318
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,417
[screaming]

319
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:36,585
GARY:
Ah!

320
00:14:37,461 --> 00:14:38,712
[screaming]

321
00:14:39,171 --> 00:14:40,130
[screaming]

322
00:14:40,506 --> 00:14:41,840
[screaming]

323
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:43,634
[screaming]

324
00:14:44,176 --> 00:14:47,179
♪

325
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:52,226
[zap]
[clang]

326
00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:54,603
‐ Zort! Ow.

327
00:14:54,603 --> 00:14:56,522
You know,
traveling in that thing is pretty neat,

328
00:14:56,522 --> 00:14:58,273
but the Wi‐Fi was a little spotty.

329
00:14:58,273 --> 00:15:01,902
Also, I didn't love that one part
where I was in agonizing pain

330
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:04,404
because my body was being
torn into a million pieces.

331
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,823
Was it supposed to feel like that, Brain?

332
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,951
Say, Brain? Brain, where are you?

333
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:11,119
‐ Where are you? I'm right here.

334
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,997
‐ Where? Where is whe‐‐ Where? Where?

335
00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:16,333
‐ On no. It can't be.

336
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,168
I'm back here...

337
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:20,170
on your back!

338
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,965
‐ Egad! We're stuck together!

339
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:26,009
Ooh! What fun.
What should our new name be?

340
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:27,719
How about Brinky?

341
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:29,429
Or Prain?

342
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:32,641
‐ Gah! I don't understand
how this could've happened.

343
00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:35,561
Perhaps there was a malfunction
in the signal interceptor,

344
00:15:35,561 --> 00:15:38,105
or the entangled photons...
GARY: Ah!

345
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:41,692
Ah!
‐ Can you please be quiet, Brain?

346
00:15:41,692 --> 00:15:43,777
I'm trying to watch my show.

347
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:44,778
‐ Ow!
‐ Ow!

348
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:47,155
‐ You fool. Don't you see?

349
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:50,784
The teleporter merged the data stream
from your stupid show,

350
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,911
and scrambled our bio signatures!

351
00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:54,580
Narf! Narf!
‐ Narf!

352
00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:58,125
‐ Oh no. Our neural pathways
are already intermingling.

353
00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,793
If you and I don't get
back to the lab soon,

354
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,587
my worst nightmare will be realized,

355
00:16:01,587 --> 00:16:03,922
and we'll be fused together forever!

356
00:16:04,548 --> 00:16:07,092
‐ I shall do whatever it
takes to fix this, Brain.

357
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:10,053
Very quickly and‐‐ Ooh, look!

358
00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:12,472
A 4D‐MAX movie about the forest floor!

359
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,974
Ah! [grunts]

360
00:16:14,558 --> 00:16:18,020
‐ No, Pinky. If we have any hope
of separating ourselves,

361
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,813
we must retrieve the Hope Diamond

362
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,858
to get the teleporter working again!
Come!

363
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:24,651
Pinky, move.

364
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:28,280
No, the other way.
PINKY: Righto!

365
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,365
♪

366
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:32,576
‐ Keep going. Keep going.

367
00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:35,495
[bang]
[muffled] Stop.

368
00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:38,790
There it is, Pinky.

369
00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:40,876
The Hope Diamond.

370
00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:43,629
Now, to retrieve the diamond
without being noticed.

371
00:16:43,629 --> 00:16:45,714
We must carefully and slowly...

372
00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:48,592
Whoa! Ah!
PINKY: Whee!

373
00:16:48,592 --> 00:16:51,136
[clang, alarm blaring]

374
00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:52,846
BRAIN:
Egad! I mean,

375
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,723
Pinky, you heedless half‐wit.

376
00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:56,808
Now, I must execute my backup plan!

377
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:59,186
‐ Oh? What's that, Brain?
‐ Backing... up!

378
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:00,395
[glass shattering]

379
00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:02,022
‐ Ow!

380
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:05,651
MUSEUM GUARD:
Oh no. Oh, please don't run.

381
00:17:05,651 --> 00:17:08,111
I've been meaning to work out,
but then I went on a cruise

382
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:10,614
and injured my knee
in a corn‐eating contest.

383
00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:11,823
‐ Run, Pinky!

384
00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:13,325
[laughs]

385
00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:15,410
♪

386
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:16,703
[sighs]

387
00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:22,459
BRAIN:
Left! Go left! No,

388
00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:24,211
my left, your right!

389
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:26,088
‐ I... I am? Oh, Brain!

390
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,465
You've never said that to me!

391
00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:32,052
‐ What?
‐ Give me a hug, you wonderful mouse!

392
00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:34,805
BRAIN:
What are you doing? Just jump!

393
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,768
‐ Isn't this‐‐ Ah!

394
00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:44,064
[both groaning]

395
00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:50,279
[groaning continues]

396
00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:54,449
‐ [grunts] Narf! [groans]

397
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:57,661
Oh, we need to talk about
your fear of intimacy.

398
00:17:57,661 --> 00:18:00,330
All I asked for was a hug, Brain.

399
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,165
Brain?

400
00:18:03,876 --> 00:18:04,918
[clatter]

401
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:08,839
[gasps] Oh, look who's
having a little nap. Hm!

402
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:15,637
Okay, what would Brain
tell me to do in this situation?

403
00:18:16,722 --> 00:18:18,223
[sizzling]

404
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:21,226
♪

405
00:18:28,317 --> 00:18:30,819
‐ Pinky? What happened?
[chewing, humming]

406
00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:33,113
‐ Mm? Oh! You're awake. [gulps]

407
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,490
Well, first, I went to buy a hot dog,

408
00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:38,285
but then I found this
one in the trash. Ah...

409
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:39,828
[chewing]

410
00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:41,580
[vomiting]

411
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:45,083
But I still had the diamond
burning a hole in my pocket,

412
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,085
so I decided to get
a soft pretzel instead.

413
00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:49,087
‐ Oh! Soft pretzels!

414
00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:51,256
I love how soft they are!

415
00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:53,217
‐ Exactly. But,

416
00:18:53,217 --> 00:18:56,803
the pretzel vendor is cash only,
so I came here to get money.

417
00:18:56,803 --> 00:19:00,307
‐ Brilliant, Pinky!
We can trade the diamond in for a pen.

418
00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:03,018
And with that pen, we can write
a letter to Santa Claus,

419
00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:05,312
and he can help us open
a checking account!

420
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:08,398
‐ But, it will need to be
a joint checking account, right?

421
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:11,443
[maniacal laughter]
[laughter]

422
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:14,279
‐ Oh no.
My brain sticks are getting floppy.

423
00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:19,034
[grunts] I mean, my neurological pathways
are being overtaken by yours.

424
00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:21,119
I have to regain control!

425
00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:23,163
[grunts]
‐ Oh!

426
00:19:23,497 --> 00:19:25,290
BRAIN:
Whoa! [grunts]

427
00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:29,837
♪

428
00:19:29,837 --> 00:19:30,963
[gasps]

429
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:36,468
Hey, that's my stolen diamond! [grunts]

430
00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:39,012
[straining]

431
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:41,181
[struggling]
‐ Ow!

432
00:19:41,932 --> 00:19:44,560
‐ Quickly, Pinky.
If we have any hope of separating,

433
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,854
you must follow that man!
‐ That man!

434
00:19:46,854 --> 00:19:48,689
‐ No, Pinky!
[Pinky groaning]

435
00:19:48,689 --> 00:19:50,774
♪

436
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:52,234
[grunts]

437
00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:56,822
‐ Oh boy.
I can't believe I got a whole genuine

438
00:19:56,822 --> 00:19:59,658
Warren G. Harding $40 bill
for that diamond.

439
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,827
‐ [panting] Brain?

440
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:07,124
♪

441
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,253
Zort! There it is!

442
00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:12,504
[twang]

443
00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:15,090
‐ Focus, Pinky. The diamond is over there.

444
00:20:17,593 --> 00:20:19,261
‐ Ooh!

445
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,305
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

446
00:20:21,305 --> 00:20:25,017
‐ I think so, Pinky, but can
a relationship with a puppet ever be...

447
00:20:25,017 --> 00:20:26,935
BOTH:
No strings attached?

448
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:29,938
[both laugh]

449
00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:35,861
[banging]
[laughter continues]

450
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,907
‐ Listen carefully, Pinky,

451
00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:42,409
before my mid‐frontal cortex
turns to pudding.

452
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,661
BOTH:
Ooh! Pudding!

453
00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:46,371
‐ [shaking] No! No!

454
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:49,041
We must construct
a teleporter to take us back through

455
00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:52,044
the same hole in spacetime
we traveled through before.

456
00:20:52,628 --> 00:20:55,714
Crack open that thing over
there that's all glowed up.

457
00:20:55,714 --> 00:20:58,091
‐ You mean this neon sign?
‐ Uh, yes.

458
00:20:58,091 --> 00:21:00,093
Yes, right. That thing.

459
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:01,470
[grunts]

460
00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:05,933
[straining]

461
00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:07,935
[screaming]

462
00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:12,564
♪

463
00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:20,280
Excellent. Now, we need tungsten
from those Faulex watches.

464
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,741
‐ Oh! To do the thing
with the things?

465
00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:23,784
‐ Exactly!

466
00:21:25,035 --> 00:21:26,036
[grunts]

467
00:21:29,498 --> 00:21:31,291
[whirring, zap]
Finally!

468
00:21:32,251 --> 00:21:34,962
We need something resembling
a reflector dish to...

469
00:21:34,962 --> 00:21:36,630
you know, reflect it.

470
00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:38,507
‐ Oh! How about this!

471
00:21:38,507 --> 00:21:40,175
‐ Egad, perfect!

472
00:21:40,175 --> 00:21:43,679
Turn the plate so the beam
boinks until it blunks!

473
00:21:43,679 --> 00:21:44,638
‐ Huh?

474
00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:48,684
[both screaming]

475
00:21:50,978 --> 00:21:52,354
[panting]

476
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:53,730
[grunts]
[zap]

477
00:21:57,943 --> 00:22:00,612
‐ Just one last thing.

478
00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:02,614
[as Pinky]:
Ooh! A shiny!

479
00:22:02,614 --> 00:22:04,783
‐ You know, Brain, for the first time,

480
00:22:04,783 --> 00:22:07,160
I feel like we truly
understand each other.

481
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,621
‐ [normal accent]:
Right back at you, Plompers!

482
00:22:09,997 --> 00:22:12,291
[zap, whirring]

483
00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:14,084
♪

484
00:22:14,084 --> 00:22:15,627
‐ Ah!

485
00:22:15,627 --> 00:22:18,672
‐ Now, jump!
[both yelling]

486
00:22:22,885 --> 00:22:24,678
[zapping]

487
00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:26,263
[grunting]

488
00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:30,267
We did it. Our consciousnesses
have been uncoupled,

489
00:22:30,267 --> 00:22:32,853
and our physical forms appear unscathed.

490
00:22:32,853 --> 00:22:35,522
‐ Are you still pondering
what I'm pondering?

491
00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:37,733
‐ Thankfully no.

492
00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:42,321
Come, Pinky.
We must prepare for tomorrow night.

493
00:22:42,321 --> 00:22:44,865
‐ Why, Brain? What are we
gonna do tomorrow night?

494
00:22:44,865 --> 00:22:47,242
‐ The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

495
00:22:47,242 --> 00:22:49,328
Try to take over the world!

496
00:22:49,786 --> 00:22:51,205
[Gary screaming]

497
00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:58,170
‐ Now, it's time for Wakko's short shorts.

498
00:22:58,170 --> 00:22:59,505
♪

499
00:23:02,341 --> 00:23:04,843
[beeping]

500
00:23:04,843 --> 00:23:06,053
‐ Whaddya you got there, baby bro?

501
00:23:06,053 --> 00:23:09,181
‐ It's only the top‐selling,
highest‐dopamine‐releasing,

502
00:23:09,181 --> 00:23:12,851
biggest and best squad‐based MMO,
PVP game ever!

503
00:23:12,851 --> 00:23:15,854
"Two Weeks II: Twotal Twomoil"!

504
00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:18,524
‐ [chuckles] Kids.

505
00:23:18,524 --> 00:23:20,776
[movie playing on TV]

506
00:23:20,776 --> 00:23:23,278
[beeping]

507
00:23:24,238 --> 00:23:25,656
‐ Come on, come on.

508
00:23:25,656 --> 00:23:28,367
♪ game music playing ♪
[groans]

509
00:23:28,367 --> 00:23:30,536
♪ music continues ♪

510
00:23:30,536 --> 00:23:32,871
[beeping]

511
00:23:32,871 --> 00:23:34,414
[growls]

512
00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:36,583
[beeping]

513
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:37,668
[gasp]

514
00:23:37,668 --> 00:23:39,711
♪ game music playing ♪

515
00:23:40,879 --> 00:23:42,714
[grumbling]

516
00:23:42,714 --> 00:23:46,051
[beeping]

517
00:23:48,846 --> 00:23:49,930
[groans]

518
00:23:49,930 --> 00:23:53,267
♪

519
00:23:53,267 --> 00:23:55,060
[beeping]
[groaning]

520
00:23:57,354 --> 00:23:58,564
Come on...

521
00:23:58,564 --> 00:24:01,567
[beeping]

522
00:24:02,025 --> 00:24:04,111
♪ musical score plays on TV ♪
‐ That extended director's cut of Gandhi

523
00:24:04,111 --> 00:24:06,864
really picked up steam
in the seventh hour.

524
00:24:06,864 --> 00:24:09,366
[yawns] Well, good night, baby bro.

525
00:24:10,033 --> 00:24:12,119
Don't have too much fun.

526
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:13,912
[beeping]

527
00:24:13,912 --> 00:24:15,581
♪ video game music playing ♪
[gasps]

528
00:24:15,581 --> 00:24:17,833
[beep]
[groans]

529
00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:20,127
[beeping]

530
00:24:21,253 --> 00:24:23,088
[growls]

531
00:24:23,088 --> 00:24:24,298
[beeping]

532
00:24:24,298 --> 00:24:25,924
[crickets chirping]

533
00:24:25,924 --> 00:24:27,134
♪

534
00:24:27,134 --> 00:24:30,512
[panting]

535
00:24:32,014 --> 00:24:35,017
‐ "Hereby declaring your
firstborn the legal property

536
00:24:35,017 --> 00:24:37,811
of the software provider in perpetuity"?

537
00:24:37,811 --> 00:24:39,438
Oh, that's fine.

538
00:24:39,438 --> 00:24:42,274
We can't have children anyway.
We're like mules.

539
00:24:44,193 --> 00:24:47,112
♪ video game music playing ♪
[rumbling]

540
00:24:47,112 --> 00:24:48,822
[beeping]

541
00:24:48,822 --> 00:24:50,199
Ah!

542
00:24:50,199 --> 00:24:52,743
♪

543
00:24:52,743 --> 00:24:54,620
[beeping]

544
00:24:56,371 --> 00:24:58,957
[wind blowing]

545
00:24:58,957 --> 00:25:01,960
♪

546
00:25:18,644 --> 00:25:20,020
[bell ring]

547
00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:22,272
How's it looking, Dr. Bonezo?

548
00:25:22,272 --> 00:25:24,149
‐ 'Tis close, young Wakko!

549
00:25:24,149 --> 00:25:26,652
I can feel it in my bones!

550
00:25:28,111 --> 00:25:31,114
♪

551
00:25:32,991 --> 00:25:34,618
[beeping]

552
00:25:35,369 --> 00:25:36,411
[beep]

553
00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:39,623
[laughing]

554
00:25:39,623 --> 00:25:42,793
‐ It's done! It's finally done!

555
00:25:43,544 --> 00:25:46,255
♪ video game music playing ♪

556
00:25:46,255 --> 00:25:49,258
♪

557
00:25:50,926 --> 00:25:53,387
Ooh! Pug Archer! I heard there's a level

558
00:25:53,387 --> 00:25:55,681
where you get your head
stuck in a potato chip bag,

559
00:25:55,681 --> 00:25:58,058
and then freak out
and throw up in a plant!

560
00:25:58,058 --> 00:25:59,476
♪

561
00:25:59,476 --> 00:26:01,353
[beeping]

562
00:26:04,439 --> 00:26:05,566
[explosion]

563
00:26:07,025 --> 00:26:07,776
♪

564
00:26:10,779 --> 00:26:13,782
♪