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♪ theme song playing ♪

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‐ ♪ It's time for Animaniacs! ♪

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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪

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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪

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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪

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‐ ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
‐ ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪

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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪

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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪

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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪

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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪

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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪

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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪

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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪

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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪

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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪

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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪

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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪

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♪ We're animan‐ey, totally insane‐y ♪

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‐ ♪ Mutton is gamey ♪

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‐ ♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪

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♪

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‐ Hey, look!

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[all grunt]

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What should we do? See a movie?

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‐ Go to the gas station and fill
our pants with Freezyshakes?

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‐ Let's rip it up in a shocking
rebuke of late capitalism!

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You don't own me, five dollars!

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[straining]
YAKKO: Gimme that!

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I've got a better idea.

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[gavel banging]

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‐ Alrighty, listen up, folks.
Today's auction winner

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will be the proud owner of unit 739,
abandoned for 20 years.

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Who knows what treasures it holds?

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Golf clubs? Golf balls? Golf bags?
Golf shoes? Golf tees?

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A fake golf club you can pee into when
nature makes an emergency call

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on the 13th hole?

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[crickets chirping]

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They're a real thing.
I've seen the infomercials.

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Anyhoo, bidding starts at one dollar.
One dollar. Who's got one dollar?

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Now, two. Now, two. Who'll give me two?
Somebody got two. Will you gimme...

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‐ [overly loud]:
No way we're bidding on this one, Wakko!

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My sources say that this one's empty!

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AUCTIONEER: Lemme hear five. Who's got
five? Make me feel alive, show me five.

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‐ I'm not gonna waste my money on this

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when the next unit is filled
with pirate treasure.

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‐ Good‐looking unit. Hm.

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Too bad it's cursed.
Whole monkey's paw situation, you know?

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♪ dramatic musical sting ♪

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[woman shudders]

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[indistinct whispering]

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YAKKO:
Five dollars!

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And that's my final offer.

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‐ And sold to the dog‐monkeys
with the poor man's Ben Franklin.

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[creak, thud]

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[lights clicking]

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‐ It's perrrrrfect.

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[all cheering]

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‐ Whoa! An ergonomic office chair!

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Ah, I tell you, who needs a credit union

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when I could have support like this?

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‐ A mattress with a stain that
kinda looks like Vladimir Putin.

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♪ patriotic music plays ♪

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Ooh!

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And here's a magic carpet! Giddy‐up!

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♪

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Huh. I guess it's broken. Oh well.

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But will it blend?

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[whirring]

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‐ Wait! That's not just any old rug!

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‐ Why, thank you!

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I just found it in the corner.

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[screaming]

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‐ That's the Bayeux Tapestry!

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[possum squeaking]

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‐ Bayeux?

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‐ Gesundheit.
‐ Thanks.

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‐ Woohoo!
[zap]

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‐ After you.

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‐ Oh no. I just ate.

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I should really wait 30 minutes

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before jumping into a magical carpet land.

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[grunts]
[zap]

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I feel different, do you?

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‐ Yeah! We've always been
a little two‐dimensional,

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but this is ridiculous.

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♪

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YAKKO:
Hey guys! Over here!

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See? This tapestry tells the story
of William the Conqueror,

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the first Norman King of England.

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♪ dramatic music ♪

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‐ Oh god.

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‐ ♪ Well, the Normans conquered
England in the year 1066 ♪

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♪ Back when dentists weren't a thing
and everyone had fleas and ticks ♪

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♪ To commemorate the battle
and their courage in the fight ♪

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♪ The Normans made
the Bayeux Tapestry whose tale ♪

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♪ I'll now recite ♪

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♪ Oh King Edward, he was this guy!
He was ruler, king, and tsar ♪

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♪ But the apples from his family
tree had fallen pretty far ♪

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♪ When he passed away,
those leeches didn't even wait a day ♪

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♪ They all went in for the scepter
like a Vegas night buffet ♪

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♪ This guy Harold, Earl of Sussex,
who was rocking this goatee ♪

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♪ Put his hand up high and swore,
"Edward gave England to me" ♪

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♪ So he had the archebishop
go ahead and crown him king ♪

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♪ But our hero said no thanks
to kissing Harold's stupid ring ♪

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♪ William of Normandy on France's shore ♪

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♪ Duke since the age of 12
and hungry for me ♪

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♪ He made a claim upon the throne,
flakier than a croissant ♪

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♪ So his name would live forever
in this fun and nifty font ♪

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♪ Now, with Harold the Usurper,
Will was wondering how to cope ♪

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♪ Then he noticed Halley's Comet
and thought, "That looks pretty dope! ♪

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♪ "It's the universe commanding me
to make all England mine ♪

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♪ So, I'll bring some boats and horses
and a jug or two of wine" ♪

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♪ Good old Willy had an army,
was at least 10,000 strong ♪

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♪ They marched every day in chain mail,
more annoying than a thong ♪

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♪ Yes, their thighs were really chafing ♪

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♪ And their helmets far too tight,
maybe that's why after Hastings ♪

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♪ They torched everything in sight ♪

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♪ In the middle of the battle,
things were going down the drain ♪

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♪ 'Cause the Normans heard a nasty rumor
that their duke was slain ♪

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♪ So then, Willy took his helmet off ♪

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♪ To show he was alive ♪

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♪ And the rest is TLDR ♪

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♪ But the gist is Harold died ♪

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‐ Oh, that's sad.

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‐ ♪ William the Conqueror,
he stole our hearts ♪

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♪ Burned down our houses
and our horses and our carts ♪

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♪ With his brothers, Bob and Odo,
he had sailed across the sea ♪

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♪ Sure, he killed a lot of people,
but that's ancient history ♪

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♪ William the Conqueror,
he was so neat ♪

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♪ When enemies mocked him,
he cut off their feet ♪

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♪ He's probably getting tortured
down in Hades by some ghoul ♪

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♪ But he's related to Elizabeth,
that's why we think he's cool ♪

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‐ ♪ Now, that's a crash course
in the Tapestry ♪

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♪ You'll never learn in school! ♪

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[screaming, grunt]

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‐ Hey! I was gonna eat that!

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[snarling]

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‐ Git, you varmint!
[squeak]

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‐ Okay, I'm convinced.

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The Tapestry goes in the "keep" pile.

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‐ Well, what are we gonna
do with the rest of this junk?

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♪

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YAKKO: Hm...

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Man, I can't believe the pawn shop gave us

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a whole five dollars!

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What should we do? See a movie?

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‐ Go to the gas station and fill
our pants with Freezyshakes?

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‐ Let's rip‐‐
‐ Wait a minute.

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Why does this keep happening to us?

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[gasps]

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‐ Monkey's paw...

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[screaming]

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[thunder]

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♪ Pinky & the Brain theme music playing ♪

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‐ Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?

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‐ The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

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Try to take over the world!

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[thunder]

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♪

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‐ ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪

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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪

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♪ One is a genius ♪

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♪ The other's insane ♪

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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪

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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪

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♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪

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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪

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♪

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♪ techno music playing ♪

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[phone ringing]

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‐ 'Yello?

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‐ Pinky! It's Brain!
‐ Hold on, let me get him for you.

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Brain! Phone!

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Brain?

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Br‐ain!
[feedback squeals]

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Sorry, I don't have him.
Might I take a message?

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‐ No, this is Brain, you fool!
Now, listen and listen closely.

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I was on my way to purchase
an extremely rare Strontium isotope

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to power my latest invention,

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a quantum continuance disruptor,
when the unthinkable happened.

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[grunts]
[heavy breathing]

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[heavy breathing]
[Brain grunts]

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♪

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I handed the man my bag,
which I believed to contain

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$100,000,

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but instead, it contained
age‐delaying moisturizer.

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[sniffing]

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The goons thought I was trying
to pull a fast one on them.

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[grunts]

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So, they've taken me
hostage in retaliation.

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‐ Oh dear. Well, it sounds like
we both had busy days, Brain.

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I took a Buzzfeed quiz. But, I failed.

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‐ Cease, Pinky!

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You have one hour to bring $100,000

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to 833 Brockton Street, or else...

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♪

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[hissing]
[gulps]

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[snarls]

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[Brain screaming over phone]

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‐ Oh no! Brain's in trouble!

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I need to come up with
a plan to make a lot of money!

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Pinky, are you pondering
what I'm pondering?

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Oh, well that's not what I was pondering,

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but that's a better idea.
Let's do that. Narf!

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Oh dear. Did Brain say
60 minutes or one hour?

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Oh, if only Brain invented a device,

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so I could keep track of time!

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♪

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[beeping]

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[whirring down]

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Now, to save Brain!

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[clicking, beeping]

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[panting] Ah!

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[slurping]

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♪ techno music playing♪

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[snoring]
Ah! Oh‐ah!

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Ah! Oh‐ah!

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Ah! Oh‐ah!

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Ah! Oh‐ah!

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[grunts]

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[grunts]

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‐ Whoa! [groans]

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‐ Ow.

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‐ Holy smokes! I saw the whole thing!

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Luckily, I'm a lawyer, and I can get you
a million dollar settlement for this.

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No questions asked.

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‐ A million dollars!?

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I need $100,000!

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♪

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‐ Hey, where's that delivery guy at?

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‐ What do I look like, a psycho?

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‐ You mean "psychic".

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‐ Take a few night classes,
and all of a sudden,

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you're Michelangelo da Vinci? Please.

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‐ Great. I'm stuck listening
to these buffoons

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all thanks to that senile centenarian.

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She's probably halfway
to Boca Raton by now.

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No! Oh!

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[hissing]

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Hurry, Pinky. My fate rests in your hands.

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‐ Look! No hands!

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♪ techno music ♪

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‐ Hey, pal, got a minute?
‐ Nope! Sorry!

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[bell ringing]

251
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:08,919
[laughing]

252
00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:11,004
♪

253
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,548
[hissing]

254
00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:13,799
[snarls]

255
00:11:13,799 --> 00:11:16,343
‐ You know, uh,
I've read about the health benefits

256
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:17,928
of intermittent fasting.

257
00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:19,638
[hissing, snarls]

258
00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:21,849
Okay, okay, not for you.

259
00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:24,351
Uh, perhaps veganism is more your speed?

260
00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:27,646
Come on, Pinky.

261
00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:29,439
You've been a bumbling dolt all your life,

262
00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:31,859
but perhaps today is the day
you prove me wrong.

263
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,902
‐ I did it. I can't believe I did it!

264
00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:35,529
Lemonade!

265
00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:38,949
‐ [panting] $100,000?

266
00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:41,076
Seems a bit steep, but...

267
00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:44,496
I don't care. I'm so thirsty,
I'd pay anything for a cup.

268
00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:48,542
‐ Cups! I forgot cups!
[beep]

269
00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:49,334
♪

270
00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:53,046
[laughs]
[door buzz]

271
00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:55,090
‐ Pinky! You made it!

272
00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:56,800
[panting]

273
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,677
Pay the men. They'll give us the isotope,

274
00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:01,638
and we can finish building
my quantum continuance disruptor.

275
00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:04,641
‐ Um, the thing is...
I didn't get the money.

276
00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:07,311
‐ What?
‐ But I tried real hard!

277
00:12:07,311 --> 00:12:09,813
You see, Brain is
my bestest and only friend

278
00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:11,648
in the whole wide world and...

279
00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:13,609
‐ Yeah. I know how you feel.

280
00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:15,611
‐ Yeah. We're best friends, too.

281
00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:18,488
‐ Does this mean you'll let me go?

282
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:20,324
THUGS:
Nah.

283
00:12:20,324 --> 00:12:21,617
[whirring]
[Brain screaming]

284
00:12:21,617 --> 00:12:23,285
‐ Brain!

285
00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:25,370
[beeping]

286
00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,956
[zapping]

287
00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:35,005
[rewinding]

288
00:12:36,632 --> 00:12:39,218
[beep, clicking]

289
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,345
[beep]

290
00:12:41,345 --> 00:12:43,764
‐ Egad! Brain's in trouble!

291
00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:47,017
Hm. I'm having the weirdest
feeling of day spa goo.

292
00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:49,561
Oh well. I know what to‐‐ Ah! [grunting]

293
00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:51,104
[yelling]

294
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,648
[panting, grunts]

295
00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:55,901
Ah! Oh‐ah! Ah! Oh‐ah!

296
00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:57,444
Ah! Oh‐ah!

297
00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:00,781
♪

298
00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:03,200
‐ Hey! I'm delivering food
to some bad guys!

299
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,451
Watch where you're going!

300
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,078
‐ [laughs] That's funny.

301
00:13:06,078 --> 00:13:08,288
I'm trying to save my friend
from some bad guys.

302
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,999
Good luck with yours!

303
00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:14,461
‐ Food's here.

304
00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:18,674
‐ We'll be right back, little buddy.

305
00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:22,553
‐ Keep your hands off me,
you iniquitous stooge! [gasps]

306
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:25,514
My money! I need to get out of here!

307
00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:27,391
But, how?

308
00:13:27,391 --> 00:13:28,308
♪

309
00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:31,144
‐ Look! No hands!

310
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,938
♪ techno music ♪

311
00:13:32,938 --> 00:13:34,439
‐ Hey, pal, got a minute?

312
00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:37,067
[laughs]

313
00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:38,610
[clang]

314
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:45,701
‐ [panting] $100,000?

315
00:13:45,701 --> 00:13:47,369
Seems a bit steep,

316
00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:50,289
but I don't care.
I'm so thirsty, I'd pay anything

317
00:13:50,289 --> 00:13:52,541
for some juice.
‐ Juice!

318
00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:54,001
I forgot juice!

319
00:13:54,585 --> 00:13:55,294
♪

320
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,797
[pigeons cooing]

321
00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:00,257
[Brain yelling]

322
00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:01,216
[grunts]

323
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,010
[old woman screaming]
Here it is.

324
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:05,721
833 Brockton Street.

325
00:14:05,721 --> 00:14:07,264
Brain, I‐‐ Ah!

326
00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:10,058
Uh, zort?

327
00:14:12,436 --> 00:14:16,190
‐ And since you don't have the money
and your friend skipped out on us,

328
00:14:16,190 --> 00:14:17,733
this is gonna happen.

329
00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:18,859
‐ Uh oh.

330
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,319
[click, whirring]
‐ No!

331
00:14:20,319 --> 00:14:21,653
[hissing]

332
00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:22,696
‐ Whee!

333
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,281
[beeping]

334
00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:25,532
[zap]

335
00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:27,743
[zapping]

336
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,166
[rewinding]

337
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:36,168
[beep, clicking]

338
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:37,544
[beep]

339
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:39,922
‐ Today again?

340
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,715
Okay, new plan.

341
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:44,134
I'm going to do everything differently.

342
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:47,137
♪ techno music ♪

343
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:49,681
[snoring]

344
00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:52,017
[panting]
[beep]

345
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,019
[beep]

346
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:55,938
[panting]

347
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:57,814
[grunt, panting]

348
00:14:57,814 --> 00:14:59,024
♪

349
00:15:02,194 --> 00:15:03,570
‐ Food's here.

350
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,240
‐ We'll be right back, little buddy.

351
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:09,826
‐ Keep your hands off me,
you iniquitous‐‐ [gasps]

352
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:10,994
My money!

353
00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:13,413
Can't let it slip through my hands again,

354
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,875
or else I'll have to rely on Pinky
to pay these goons for the isotope.

355
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,878
Oh... I need to get out of here! But how?

356
00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,797
♪

357
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:25,968
‐ Sorry! We're all out of apple juice,
but we have grapefruit juice if‐‐

358
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:28,053
‐ No, no, no. That's tomorrow's plan.

359
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:30,097
♪

360
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:33,642
GUARD:
Hey, pal, got a minute?

361
00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:36,562
You seem trustworthy. Mind watching
my truck while I go grab a drink?

362
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,898
‐ Fine. But, I wouldn't
bother going in there.

363
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,400
They've got nothing.

364
00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:50,701
‐ [laughs]
Almost forgot the parking brake.

365
00:15:52,244 --> 00:15:55,122
♪

366
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:58,000
[whistling]

367
00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:00,252
[Pinky whimpering]
[cars honking]

368
00:16:00,252 --> 00:16:01,503
♪ techno music ♪

369
00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:02,588
[screaming]

370
00:16:02,588 --> 00:16:04,882
[cars honking, tires screeching]

371
00:16:04,882 --> 00:16:08,051
[groaning, screaming]

372
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:09,303
♪

373
00:16:09,303 --> 00:16:10,304
[both gasp]

374
00:16:10,304 --> 00:16:13,348
‐ As promised, $100,000.

375
00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:15,350
Now, if you will hand over the isotope...

376
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,603
[crash, glass shattering]

377
00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:20,981
Pinky! You made it! With the money!

378
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,774
I‐I can't believe it.

379
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,446
‐ Egad, I... I did? [panting]

380
00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:29,198
I did! Yay!

381
00:16:29,198 --> 00:16:31,366
Oh, Brain! You're gonna be okay.

382
00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:34,786
I'm so happy!
‐ Yes, Pinky, well done.

383
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:37,080
Now, where were we? Ah yes.

384
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,750
You were just about to
hand over the isotope.

385
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:42,419
‐ Not. So. Fast.

386
00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,213
Your friend just destroyed our hideout.

387
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:47,257
Now, we gotta find a new one.
It's gonna be a whole thing.

388
00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:49,426
‐ Yeah. We were rent‐controlled!

389
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:51,303
We're keeping all the money,

390
00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:53,722
and you get nothing.
‐ What?

391
00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:55,891
You can't do that!

392
00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:58,810
♪

393
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:01,021
‐ I guess they can do that, Brain.

394
00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:04,274
‐ I suppose I should scold
you for ruining the deal,

395
00:17:04,274 --> 00:17:06,443
but you were on time with the money.

396
00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:10,280
‐ That's right, Brain. I was on time
every time I came to save you.

397
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:13,408
‐ On time every time?
‐ Exactly!

398
00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:15,577
All thanks to this shiny watch.

399
00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:17,538
[fizzling, clang]
Uh oh.

400
00:17:17,538 --> 00:17:21,208
‐ Pinky, that watch is my
quantum continuance disruptor!

401
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,460
It disrupts the very fabric of time!

402
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:26,296
You must've set it for an hour,
and that's why time kept resetting

403
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:28,298
when you were in range of the isotope.

404
00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:30,342
How many times have you relived this hour?

405
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:31,885
‐ Hm...

406
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:34,847
♪

407
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,558
One or two. Zort!

408
00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:40,853
‐ Pinky, I know you're lying
whenever you say "zort".

409
00:17:40,853 --> 00:17:42,938
‐ That's not true, Brain. Zort!

410
00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:46,900
‐ Come, Pinky. We must go back to the lab
and plan for tomorrow night.

411
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:49,570
‐ Why, Brain? What are we
gonna do tomorrow night?

412
00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:51,321
[beeping, zapping]

413
00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:53,657
BRAIN:
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

414
00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:55,576
Try to take over the world!

415
00:17:56,285 --> 00:17:57,744
Try to take over the world!

416
00:17:58,370 --> 00:17:59,663
Try to take over the wor‐‐

417
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:10,132
♪

418
00:18:11,175 --> 00:18:13,719
[Warners yelling, laughing]

419
00:18:13,719 --> 00:18:15,554
[coins rattling, clacking]

420
00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:17,806
[overlapping yelling]

421
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:22,895
‐ Hey, that's insider trading!
[door creaks]

422
00:18:22,895 --> 00:18:23,979
‐ Warners!

423
00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:27,024
You have been online
shopping with my phone again!

424
00:18:27,024 --> 00:18:29,318
‐ What? No we haven't, Scratchy.

425
00:18:29,318 --> 00:18:30,569
♪

426
00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:33,947
‐ Oh really? Then, who was it
that bought a new pink skirt?

427
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:35,032
‐ Not me.

428
00:18:35,032 --> 00:18:38,660
‐ Then who bought the unlicensed
monster slam gloves?

429
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,746
‐ Beastwipe slam!

430
00:18:40,746 --> 00:18:42,247
[smash, clattering]

431
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:46,585
‐ Uh huh. And the industrial meat grinder?

432
00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:48,086
‐ What!?

433
00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:51,173
[grinding stops, restarts]

434
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:53,675
It's always good to have a backup.

435
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:54,551
‐ Okay, okay.

436
00:18:55,052 --> 00:18:56,553
Enough with fibbing.

437
00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:59,223
It's time for bedzies.
WARNERS: Aw!

438
00:18:59,223 --> 00:19:02,059
♪

439
00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:05,312
‐ Now, for one of my famous
bedtime symposiums.

440
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,356
In this era of lies,

441
00:19:07,356 --> 00:19:10,859
we must remember there are
no two versions of the truth, ja?

442
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:13,111
And the truth... wait a minute.

443
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:15,155
Is this a new bed?

444
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:17,449
‐ Why, we don't know
what you're talking about.

445
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,826
We've always had this bed.

446
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,828
‐ Okay! I give up!

447
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,498
I tried to warn you,
but you keep on lying!

448
00:19:24,498 --> 00:19:25,999
Don't come crying to me

449
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:28,710
when you get a visit from...

450
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,587
the Hamburg Tickler.

451
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:31,713
♪ dramatic sting ♪

452
00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:34,842
‐ What's the Hamburg Tickler?

453
00:19:34,842 --> 00:19:35,884
[thunder]

454
00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:38,345
‐ You've never heard of
the Hamburg Tickler?

455
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:39,179
[thunder]

456
00:19:40,097 --> 00:19:41,974
I had to learn the hard way...

457
00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:44,893
when I was a fancy little boy.

458
00:19:46,103 --> 00:19:49,231
♪ My penchant for sweets
lead me through dark streets ♪

459
00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:53,235
♪ I broke into my grandmother's bakery ♪

460
00:19:53,694 --> 00:19:57,447
♪ I stuffed my young face
with the cookies and cakes ♪

461
00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:58,949
♪ Crept back home full of sugar ♪

462
00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:01,535
♪ And shaky ♪

463
00:20:01,535 --> 00:20:03,370
♪ At my mother's accusal ♪

464
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,289
♪ That I ate the streusel ♪

465
00:20:05,289 --> 00:20:07,291
♪ I blamed it on Fritz ♪

466
00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:09,626
♪ Our Dalmatian ♪

467
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,795
♪ I was thrilled by my lie ♪

468
00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:13,547
♪ But she warned me that I ♪

469
00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:15,299
♪ Would be punished for ♪

470
00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:18,802
♪ Prevarication... ♪

471
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,389
♪ He wears a striped dress ♪

472
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:24,057
♪ And his hair is a mess ♪

473
00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:27,644
♪ And he thinks children's
lies are delicious ♪

474
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:31,148
♪ He climbs under your sheets
to suck lies from your feets ♪

475
00:20:31,148 --> 00:20:34,568
♪ He's from Hamburg,
the city of bridges ♪

476
00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:36,320
WARNERS:
♪ Are you serious? Is that true? ♪

477
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,197
‐ ♪ Warners, would I lie to you? ♪

478
00:20:38,197 --> 00:20:40,824
♪ The Tickler hears your falsehoods
and he comes for you at night ♪

479
00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:42,826
♪ You want proof? I see you scoff ♪

480
00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:44,328
♪ The Tickler sucks your toes clean off ♪

481
00:20:44,328 --> 00:20:46,079
[screaming]

482
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:49,041
WARNERS: ♪ We're sorry Dr. Scratches,
please let us make it right ♪

483
00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:50,584
♪ Here's all the things we ever bought ♪

484
00:20:50,584 --> 00:20:52,127
♪ This bed, this skirt,
this 12‐foot yacht ♪

485
00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:53,837
‐ ♪ These imitation Beastwipe gloves ♪

486
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:55,297
♪ I swear it's not the Hulk ♪

487
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:58,467
WARNERS: ♪ This Picasso, a baby grand,
Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands ♪

488
00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:00,552
♪ This 20‐pack of anvils... ♪

489
00:21:00,552 --> 00:21:02,638
♪ Cheaper if you buy in bulk ♪

490
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:05,057
[crash]

491
00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:08,769
[creak]
NORITA: Ha!

492
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:12,064
The Warners actually fell for it!

493
00:21:12,064 --> 00:21:13,857
‐ They did! Hook,

494
00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:16,109
line, and Tickler!

495
00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:19,446
‐ You see that?
We got all of our stuff back,

496
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:22,491
and all we had to do
was tell a little white lie.

497
00:21:22,491 --> 00:21:24,117
‐ You know, I did not realize

498
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:26,453
lying to children was so easy.

499
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,580
We should do it more often.

500
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:30,541
[laughter]

501
00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:33,585
♪

502
00:21:34,211 --> 00:21:35,045
[slurp]

503
00:21:35,671 --> 00:21:37,798
[screaming]

504
00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:41,718
Oh no! The Tickler is real!

505
00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:45,180
‐ Don't take my toes!
I just got a pedicure!

506
00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:46,974
[slurp]

507
00:21:46,974 --> 00:21:47,599
♪

508
00:21:49,977 --> 00:21:52,980
♪