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♪ theme song playing ♪

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‐ ♪ It's time for Animaniacs! ♪

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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪

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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪

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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪

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‐ ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
‐ ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪

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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪

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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪

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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪

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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪

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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪

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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪

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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪

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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪

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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪

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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪

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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪

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♪ We're animan‐ey, totally insane‐y ♪

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‐ ♪ Polyurethane‐y ♪

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‐ ♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪

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♪

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♪

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‐ I don't get it.

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‐ I don't get it.

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‐ I don't get it.

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‐ Now, that one I get!

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‐ Finally, some real art!

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‐ At least someone appreciates
my exquisite physique.

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‐ Oh look! It's mixed media!

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Oil and vinegar from a sub sandwich!

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‐ Duh, I'm not a art!

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‐ Uh‐oh. We better run.

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He's gonna find out we didn't leave

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the suggested donation.

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[all grunt]

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‐ I thought the exit was
through the gift shop!

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[clang]

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‐ We should've gone to
the museum I wanted to visit!

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‐ Wakko, that was
an all‐you‐can‐eat buffet!

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‐ Exactly! A food museum!

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[rim shot]
[all grunt]

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MUSEUM DOCENT:
Everyone, today, we are in luck.

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Famed performance artist
Athena Oddstankovic

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will present her latest exhibition,

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"The Artist Is Resting Her Feet."

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She will sit in a chair all day,

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making eye contact with visitors

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as long as they want,

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without responding!

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Let's take a look.

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[soft clap]

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[Midwestern accent]:
Oh, hi. This is kind of awkward, isn't it?

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I guess you're used to it by now, huh?

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♪

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Oh, in case you haven't noticed,
I'm from out of town on vacation.

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I work at a zoo,
and all the animals escaped,

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so they gave us some time off.

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Of course, my husband thinks it's my fault

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because I taught one little
monkey how to open his cage.

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I didn't know he was gonna teach
the other monkeys! [nervous laugh]

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Oh, you're right! I did it
because I'm in love with that monkey,

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and I should leave my husband!

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‐ Please, I insist.

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‐ Go ahead.

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‐ No, after you.

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YAKKO: Alright.
DOT: Well, alright then.

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[all grunt]

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‐ Now what?
‐ Now, I guess we flag down our waiter.

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I really could go for a seltzer.

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‐ I'm gonna order Lobster Thermidor.

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‐ So, what are you getting?

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‐ Hm. Okay. So,

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I guess you're not into
a sharing situation.

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What if I got fries?

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♪

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[both scream, grunt]

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WAKKO:
Hello? Ms. Lady?

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‐ Is she okay?
‐ I don't know.

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Maybe she needs a part replaced.

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[cranking]

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‐ [echoing]:
Yep. I see what the problem is.

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‐ Oh no! What's it gonna cost me?

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‐ Your problem is she's not a car.

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‐ I knew they gave me a lemon.

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‐ Nope, she's not a lemon either.

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‐ Yay! [laughing]

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[laughter]

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‐ Please don't touch the artwork.

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[Dot screams]

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‐ This is art?

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‐ Well, yes, of course!
By putting herself on display,

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Ms. Oddstankovic has
transformed herself...

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...into a piece of art!
DOT: Oh!

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Like those movies where the alien robots

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transform into cars!

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‐ You told me she wasn't a car!

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‐ Please! Just sit down!

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♪

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‐ I don't get it.
‐ Me neither.

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‐ Well, sibs, maybe our brains aren't
sophisticated enough for this, huh?

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We're just silly kids with silly thoughts.

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Like, I don't know,

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what was the best thing
before sliced bread?

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‐ And why do they have
interstate highways in Hawaii?

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And why do we take the bus
when the bus is the one taking us?

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‐ And how come the letter W
is called "double U,"

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but the letter M
isn't called "double N"?

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YAKKO:
Good question, Wakko.

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And if you
ate pasta and anti‐pasta,

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wouldn't a black hole
open in your stomach?

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DOT: And why is mixed fruit
called a fruit salad,

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but mixed cheese is called a cheese board?

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WAKKO: Why would you ever
look a gift horse in the mouth

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unless you were a qualified horse dentist?

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‐ If talk is cheap, why is a picture
worth a thousand words?

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YAKKO: And if a wrap is a sandwich,
isn't a pizza just an open‐face sandwich?

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‐ Why would they call it the Donner Party
if they weren't celebrating anything?

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‐ Yeah!

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I don't get that either.

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[all gasp]

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♪

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[crowd gasping]
[screaming]

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And why do people say partly cloudy

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and partly sunny like
they are not the same thing?

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And who was the first
person to try to eat an oyster?

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[shivers] It looks like spit on a rock.

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It makes no sense! Nothing really
makes any sense to me anymore.

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And what is my art,
and why is it art? Why?

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All I do is sit around,
watching everyone stand around me

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watching me sit around! Ah!

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‐ Eh, beats me. Well,
if they're not serving food here,

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should we go get
an open‐face pepperoni sandwich?

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‐ Hey, you can't leave!

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W‐what am I gonna post
on my Chatstagram story?

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♪

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‐ Mm!

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‐ I see you have met the Warners, too, ja?

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‐ I certainly did.

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‐ What!? You have to speak up!

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‐ Eat up, everyone.

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‐ Ooh! [chuckles]

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Yeah, thank you.
Do you have any tomato soup?

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‐ Of course. Us starving artists

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gotta stick together.
MAN: You're no artist!

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You're the bothersome commercial
product of a soul‐less corporate entity!

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‐ Oh, that's where you're wrong,

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Frida Kahlo's husband.

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‐ We're something even more annoying!

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♪

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[gasping]

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WOMAN: It's Banksy!

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[thunder]

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♪ Pinky & the Brain theme song ♪

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‐ Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?

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‐ The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

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Try to take over the world!

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[thunder]

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♪

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‐ ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪

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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪

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♪ One is a genius ♪

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♪ The other's insane ♪

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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪

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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪

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♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪

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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪

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♪

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♪

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‐ [panting] Can I put it down now, Brain?

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‐ Not yet, Pinky.
‐ Well, hurry!

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My arms are sleepy. You know how they get

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when they miss nap time! Ah!
[beeping]

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[crash]

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Sorry, Brain.

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I'll buy you a new TV hat.

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‐ No need, my friend. That satellite dish
was inconsequential to my plan.

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By assigning you a pointless, menial task,

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I avert the risk of you
interfering with my work.

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‐ Egad, Brain. That's genius!

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‐ Yes. Now, pay close attention.

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Tonight, I shall attend a dinner for
world dictators, undercover.

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Once inside, I will plant
a listening device

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which will provide me with
all the military intel I will need

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to take over the world!

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‐ A dinner party? Can I go?

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Oh, please, Brain!
Oh please, please, please!

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‐ Yes, Pinky. Every dictator
has a right‐hand man.

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Putin has Igor Sechin,
Kim Jong‐un has Kim Yong‐chol,

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Pitbull has "featuring Ludacris."

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You will attend as my mute secretary.

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Do you know what a "mute" is, Pinky?

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‐ Is it a flute for cows?

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‐ Pinky, if your mind
were a body of water,

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it would be the Dead Sea.
Now, enough prattle!

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Our limousine will be here in one hour.

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Put this on.
‐ Oh, do you love it, Brain?

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I think it's fun.

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And, it has pockets!

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[grunt]

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♪

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‐ Name?
‐ I am Emperor Brain from Albrainia.

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‐ I'm sorry. I don't see you on the list.

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‐ How about Pinky?
SECURITY GUARD: Why, yes. Of course,

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President Pinkochet. Welcome back.

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[grunt]

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[mumbling, muffled laugh]

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♪ jazz music playing ♪

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[inaudible]

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‐ There they are, Pinky.

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[inaudible dialogue]
The most ruthless dictators in the world.

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Remember, we mustn't attract
any unnecessary attention.

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If our cover is blown, we'll be...

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[splash]
PINKY: Help!

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[gasps] Somebody help me!

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I fell into the deep end,
and I can't swim!

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‐ Just stand, you buffoon.

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‐ Oh.

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I think we should leave, Brain.

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I saw a mouse in the cocktail sauce.

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‐ What part of "don't attract attention"

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do you not understand?

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You are to behave and stay as quiet as‐‐

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‐ A mouse?
‐ Quieter.

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‐ [quieter]:
A mouse?

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‐ It's time to put my plan into action.

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KIM JONG‐UN:
So‐so, like, I‐‐ There I was.

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I took the "which dictator are you" quiz,

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and you're not going to believe who I got.

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Saddam Hussein!

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[laughter]

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‐ Shut up. That's hilarious.

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‐ I always saw you as more of a Gaddafi.

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BRAIN: Good evening, fellow dictators!

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What's the haps,
as they say. [nervous laugh]

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Who's occupying whom? Hm?

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Where are we hiding our nuclear reactors?

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Are those pigs‐in‐a‐blanket?

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Mm, my favorite. Although,
I probably shouldn't.

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Once you eat one, it's a slippery slope.

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Well, I'll let you get back to it.
A pleasure meeting you all.

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♪

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Listening device activated.
[whirring]

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[beeping]

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Time to hear all
your dirty little secrets.

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‐ Well, for starters, I've been wearing

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this same Band‐Aid for six years.

254
00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:53,255
‐ Not you, Pinky.

255
00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:56,175
KIM JONG‐UN [on device]: Uh, can we take
a moment to talk about

256
00:11:56,175 --> 00:11:57,968
how rude that guy was!?

257
00:11:57,968 --> 00:12:01,054
‐ You don't talk politics
or world domination at dinner.

258
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,848
Everybody knows that.

259
00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:06,059
‐ Also, I feel like he
is too tall to be dictator.

260
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:09,354
[laughter]

261
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,440
‐ What is happening?

262
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,984
This is the inane babbling
of gossiping millennials,

263
00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:15,694
not merciless tyrants!

264
00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:17,362
NICOLÁS MADURO [on device]:
Vladimir, can you tell me again

265
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,531
how this "dinner for fools" works?

266
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,408
VLADIMIR PUTIN [on device]:
Sure, Nicolás!

267
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:24,745
As you know, we all bring
foolish guest to dinner.

268
00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:27,956
I vote on whoever brings
the most foolish guest,

269
00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,542
and they will win special prize.

270
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,878
A nuclear submarine!

271
00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:34,254
♪

272
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:37,883
Equipped with all the latest
world‐domination technologies!

273
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,720
‐ A dinner for fools?

274
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:44,014
Where am I supposed to
find a fool at this hour?

275
00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:45,891
There are no IHOPs around here.
PINKY: Ah!

276
00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:46,767
[thud]

277
00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:49,102
[muffled]: Uh, it's not
what it looks like, Brain.

278
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,979
He came onto me.

279
00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:54,316
‐ To borrow from the ancients,
"fortuna favet fatuis."

280
00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:56,693
‐ Four tunas? Oh, no thanks, Brain.

281
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,987
I'm still full on cocktail sauce.
[chuckles]

282
00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:02,574
‐ It means "fortune favors fools", Pinky!

283
00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:04,493
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

284
00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:05,786
‐ Yah!

285
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:07,871
[lisping]: I think so, Brain,
but isn't the seashore

286
00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:09,915
the worst place to be selling seashells?

287
00:13:09,915 --> 00:13:12,501
[cracking]
Ah! [nervous laughs]

288
00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:14,837
[maniacal laughter]

289
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,880
‐ Yes, Pinky! Exactly!

290
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,382
Just like that!

291
00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:20,175
[tapping]

292
00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:21,927
‐ Welcome, everyone,

293
00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:25,013
to annual top secret dictator dinner!

294
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:28,600
I hope you enjoy fun
and colorful e‐vite I send this year.

295
00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:32,354
Anyway, democracy is weak

296
00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:35,065
and crumbles across world like cookie.

297
00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:36,733
So, I'm pleased to see some new faces.

298
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,902
Also, we will be having cookie later.

299
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:41,113
Everyone, please stand
to introduce yourself

300
00:13:41,113 --> 00:13:43,407
and your "special guest."

301
00:13:43,407 --> 00:13:45,868
‐ I am Nicolás Maduro from Venezuela,

302
00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:48,495
but please call me "the Nicktator"!

303
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,497
I'm trying to get that going.
[nervous laugh]

304
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:53,375
This is my very special guest, Rodrigo.

305
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,335
[whispering]:
He thinks he is robot.

306
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:58,964
‐ I was told this was a costume party.

307
00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:02,676
‐ He is talking words, but all
I hear is "beep boop boop"!

308
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:05,387
[laughter]

309
00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:09,183
‐ Hello. I am Kim Jong‐un
from North Korea.

310
00:14:09,183 --> 00:14:12,311
This is my guest, Soo Yun the ghost.

311
00:14:12,311 --> 00:14:14,897
SOO YUN:
Hello, I'm Soo Yun. I'm a ghost.

312
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:16,732
I used to work on a dirt farm,

313
00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:18,567
which I now haunt.

314
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:22,321
‐ Ooh! Very spooky!

315
00:14:22,321 --> 00:14:24,156
Okay, who's next?

316
00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:26,992
‐ I am Emperor Brain from Albrainia.

317
00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:29,912
We are a startup dictatorship
in Eastern Europe.

318
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:33,665
You probably haven't heard of us,
but [laughs] you will.

319
00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:35,334
Allow me to introduce my guest,

320
00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:36,585
Pinky.

321
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:38,003
‐ Hello.

322
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:40,005
♪

323
00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:42,257
‐ [clears throat] My apologies.

324
00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:43,842
He's not normally this shy.

325
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,260
Uh, say, Pinky,

326
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,095
are you pondering what I'm pondering?

327
00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:48,096
‐ No.

328
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,515
♪

329
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:53,435
[phone beeping]
[coughs]

330
00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:55,896
‐ [whispering]:
What are you doing?

331
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:57,731
‐ [whispering]:
I'm just behaving like you said, Brain.

332
00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,650
Don't wanna ruin your big night.

333
00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:00,651
[sighs wearily]

334
00:15:01,652 --> 00:15:03,654
‐ Uh, say, Pinky, uh,

335
00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:06,114
why don't you tell everyone
about some of our attempts

336
00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:07,282
to take over the world?

337
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:09,868
Like that time
we tried to hijack the Oscars,

338
00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:13,080
and you foiled the plan by
switching out the Best Picture card

339
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,790
with your cheesecake recipe?

340
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:19,086
PINKY:
[laughs] Oh sure, Brain!

341
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:21,088
How about the time you made a robot

342
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,589
to help you take over the world,

343
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,508
but then it got smarter than you

344
00:15:24,508 --> 00:15:26,468
and laughed at all your plans?

345
00:15:26,802 --> 00:15:28,011
[laughter]

346
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:31,640
Right? I know! Or the time
you made a girl mouse smart

347
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,392
to help you run for President,

348
00:15:33,392 --> 00:15:36,436
but then she got more votes than you did!

349
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,647
[laughter]
‐ [laughing] Beep bop boop!

350
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:41,441
‐ Oh! And one time,

351
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,527
you tried to go viral by dressing up

352
00:15:43,527 --> 00:15:45,279
like a baby, and you said,

353
00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:48,490
"Not the Himalayas! Not‐not the Himalayas!

354
00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:50,868
Oh no, not the Himalayas!" [laughing]

355
00:15:50,868 --> 00:15:53,495
‐ I remember that video!

356
00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:55,873
[gasps] That was you?

357
00:15:55,873 --> 00:15:58,125
[laughter]

358
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:01,003
‐ Okay, Pinky, I think
they've heard enough.

359
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:03,589
‐ But my all‐time favorite, bar none,

360
00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:06,925
was when Brain built a fun little car
that drove all by itself,

361
00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:10,220
and we got stuck inside,
and it drove us around and around.

362
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:12,764
And we played games!
And we talked about our feelings,

363
00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:15,726
until the car found its vacuum girlfriend!

364
00:16:15,726 --> 00:16:16,727
Priceless!

365
00:16:16,727 --> 00:16:18,145
[laughter]

366
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:21,857
‐ Okay! Okay, that's enough.

367
00:16:21,857 --> 00:16:24,484
Usually, I don't do this until later,

368
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,904
but I have already decide on winner.

369
00:16:26,904 --> 00:16:29,781
Congratulations to...

370
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:31,408
Pinky!

371
00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:34,745
And his most foolish guest, Brain.

372
00:16:34,745 --> 00:16:38,332
‐ Brain! We won! We won! What did we win?

373
00:16:38,332 --> 00:16:41,043
‐ No, no, no, no, no.
There's been a mistake.

374
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,794
I am the dictator,

375
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:45,172
and Pinky is my foolish guest.

376
00:16:45,506 --> 00:16:47,466
‐ We all know Albrainia

377
00:16:47,466 --> 00:16:49,801
is fake country, Brain.

378
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,303
MADURO:
Hey, Brain,

379
00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:54,556
are you pondering what I'm pondering?

380
00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:55,557
[laughter]

381
00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:56,975
‐ Ha ha.

382
00:16:56,975 --> 00:17:01,021
I find it humorous that you would all
mock my plans for world domination,

383
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:03,273
when you can't even
get it right yourselves!

384
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:04,483
Kim Jong‐un,

385
00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:07,236
you rob your country blind,
and all you can afford

386
00:17:07,236 --> 00:17:09,112
is a five‐dollar haircut.

387
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:12,366
And on that subject, Putin,
what's receding faster?

388
00:17:12,366 --> 00:17:14,868
Your sphere of influence or your hairline?

389
00:17:15,536 --> 00:17:17,871
And Maduro. The only thing more inflated

390
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,748
than your ego is your currency.

391
00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:21,667
Here's 10 million bolivar.

392
00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:23,377
Go buy yourself a stick of gum,

393
00:17:23,377 --> 00:17:26,421
you mouth‐breather!
‐ [sniveling] That was mean.

394
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:29,675
‐ And to your guests,
you were all brought here

395
00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:31,677
to be made fun of!
[all gasp]

396
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:35,681
SOO YUN:
Is this true?

397
00:17:35,681 --> 00:17:39,226
‐ Wow. That's very uncool of you guys.

398
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,730
♪ "Benny Hill" style music playing ♪

399
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:51,071
[splattering]

400
00:17:53,532 --> 00:17:55,158
‐ Whoa. Okay,

401
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:57,786
everyone need to take a pill of chill.

402
00:17:58,662 --> 00:17:59,663
Get them.

403
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,877
‐ Party's over, Pinky.
Let's get outta here!

404
00:18:04,877 --> 00:18:07,504
♪ tense music playing ♪

405
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:13,760
[laughing]

406
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,054
‐ Ooh, look! A pressy circle! Press!

407
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:20,684
BRAIN: Why would they have
a button that does that?

408
00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:23,812
[gasps]

409
00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:27,065
‐ Dinner and a swim!
The perfect night out.

410
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:30,944
‐ Come, Pinky,
we must prepare for tomorrow night.

411
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:33,071
‐ Why, Brain? What are we
gonna do tomorrow night?

412
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:35,407
‐ The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

413
00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:36,783
Try to take over the‐‐

414
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:37,659
[struggling]

415
00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:40,412
‐ [laughing] Narf!

416
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,504
♪

417
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:51,548
[raining, thunder]

418
00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,008
♪

419
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:54,009
[sighs]

420
00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:59,223
‐ Well, looks like the company
picnic's gonna be canceled.

421
00:18:59,223 --> 00:19:02,351
‐ Aw, man. But I love the company picnic!

422
00:19:02,351 --> 00:19:04,353
They've got games and food

423
00:19:04,353 --> 00:19:06,063
and games you play with food.

424
00:19:06,063 --> 00:19:07,814
‐ Yeah. Even though we're never invited,

425
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:10,359
I really do look forward to
getting kicked out every year.

426
00:19:10,359 --> 00:19:13,612
‐ Guess we could just watch
WebPix until the weather clears up.

427
00:19:13,612 --> 00:19:15,280
‐ WebPix? Is that like Net‐‐

428
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,574
‐ Exactly! It's a streaming service,

429
00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:20,869
loaded with thousands of the world's
finest TV shows and movies.

430
00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:24,998
‐ With all those options,
how will we choose what to watch?

431
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,542
‐ Well, that's the best part!

432
00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:29,503
Well, since every single thing
on WebPix is top notch,

433
00:19:29,503 --> 00:19:32,172
we can just watch the first
thing that comes up.

434
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:33,674
[WebPix chime]

435
00:19:35,551 --> 00:19:38,554
♪ ominous music playing ♪

436
00:19:38,554 --> 00:19:41,557
[bird chirping]

437
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,354
MALE NARRATOR:
Little Bo Peep...

438
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,939
has lost her sheep.

439
00:19:48,939 --> 00:19:51,942
[wind blowing]

440
00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:58,615
But now, they're ba‐a‐ack for revenge.

441
00:19:58,615 --> 00:20:00,075
[sheep baaing]

442
00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:02,035
♪

443
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:10,252
Peep.

444
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:14,006
‐ Okay. Maybe not everything is top notch.

445
00:20:14,006 --> 00:20:16,633
‐ Yeah! I'm all for
strong female characters,

446
00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:18,886
but only if they fall in
love with cute boys.

447
00:20:18,886 --> 00:20:20,846
‐ Maybe we're not looking
for the right stuff.

448
00:20:20,846 --> 00:20:23,265
I've heard their comedy
specials are where it's at.

449
00:20:26,602 --> 00:20:28,353
‐ So, uh,

450
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:30,355
my wife and I just had a kid.

451
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:33,525
[hysterical laughter]

452
00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:36,737
‐ I have kids!
‐ So do I!

453
00:20:36,737 --> 00:20:38,697
‐ I, too, have a child!

454
00:20:38,697 --> 00:20:40,032
This guy's a genius!

455
00:20:40,032 --> 00:20:43,035
[laughter continues]

456
00:20:45,204 --> 00:20:48,540
‐ Thank you, Minneapolis.
You've been amazing.

457
00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:51,376
‐ I can't wait to get my own
60‐minute comedy special.

458
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,921
‐ Hm, speaking of things nobody asked for,

459
00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:55,923
here's another reality dating show

460
00:20:55,923 --> 00:20:57,925
with a twisty premise.

461
00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:00,594
[jet engines humming]
[beep]

462
00:21:00,594 --> 00:21:03,222
CAPTAIN [over PA]: Ladies and gentlemen,
this is your captain speaking.

463
00:21:03,222 --> 00:21:06,517
As you can see, the "fasten seatbelt"
sign has been turned off.

464
00:21:06,517 --> 00:21:08,769
You are now free to move about the cabin,

465
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:11,522
and find the love of your life.

466
00:21:12,189 --> 00:21:14,149
NARRATOR:
What if you only had one flight

467
00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:17,277
to meet and marry your soulmate?

468
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:20,822
‐ Sheesh! What do you got in here, bricks?

469
00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:23,659
‐ [chuckles] Yes, actually.
How did you know?

470
00:21:23,659 --> 00:21:25,702
‐ [laughs] Bricks are, like,

471
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:27,996
one of my top things.

472
00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:30,499
‐ Do you like long walks on the beach?
‐ Yes.

473
00:21:30,499 --> 00:21:32,334
‐ Do you like sunsets?
‐ Yes.

474
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:33,669
‐ Did you order the kosher meal?

475
00:21:33,669 --> 00:21:35,838
‐ No.
‐ Ooh, I'm out.

476
00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:39,007
NARRATOR:
But, there's a twist.

477
00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:41,093
If you don't fall in love,

478
00:21:41,093 --> 00:21:43,720
you have to fall out of the plane.
[screaming]

479
00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:47,599
♪

480
00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:50,394
Dates On A Plane!

481
00:21:50,394 --> 00:21:53,730
‐ Hm. Maybe we should try one
of their international dramas.

482
00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:55,065
‐ Well, they've gotta be good

483
00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:58,819
because people from other countries
have higher artistic standards than we do.

484
00:21:58,819 --> 00:22:01,029
‐ It's true. That's why French movies

485
00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:02,573
have so much French in them.

486
00:22:03,407 --> 00:22:05,951
[beeping]

487
00:22:05,951 --> 00:22:08,954
♪

488
00:22:09,830 --> 00:22:10,622
[ding]

489
00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:21,341
♪

490
00:22:24,011 --> 00:22:26,013
[wind blowing]

491
00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:38,066
[ding]

492
00:22:45,449 --> 00:22:46,950
[dinging]

493
00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:57,002
♪

494
00:23:03,634 --> 00:23:04,343
[thud]

495
00:23:04,343 --> 00:23:06,345
[sighs]

496
00:23:15,270 --> 00:23:16,271
‐ Huh?

497
00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:18,023
[squeaking]

498
00:23:23,278 --> 00:23:26,281
[squeaking]

499
00:23:33,539 --> 00:23:34,748
♪

500
00:23:34,748 --> 00:23:36,124
[screams]

501
00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:25,090
‐ I heard they're doing an American
version starring Tilda Swinton

502
00:24:25,090 --> 00:24:26,967
as the computer she spilled tea on.

503
00:24:26,967 --> 00:24:28,969
‐ Now, that's just typecasting!

504
00:24:28,969 --> 00:24:30,137
‐ Gimme that!

505
00:24:30,137 --> 00:24:32,973
There's gotta be something
interesting to watch on here!

506
00:24:32,973 --> 00:24:35,767
Okay. "Critically acclaimed
by our in‐house critics."

507
00:24:35,767 --> 00:24:37,811
Nice. "Based on true stories

508
00:24:37,811 --> 00:24:39,646
inspired by fake events..."

509
00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:41,648
Okay... "Romantic comedies

510
00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:44,234
about serial killers..." What?

511
00:24:44,234 --> 00:24:47,070
"Because you watched a movie
about giraffes a year ago"?!

512
00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:48,071
♪

513
00:24:52,284 --> 00:24:54,286
‐ Can't take it anymore.

514
00:24:55,037 --> 00:24:57,998
‐ Me neither.
Can't we just play food games

515
00:24:57,998 --> 00:24:59,875
since we missed the company picnic?

516
00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:03,295
‐ Oh, absolutely. We can do anything

517
00:25:03,295 --> 00:25:06,340
as long as we don't scroll
through WebPix anymore.

518
00:25:06,340 --> 00:25:09,718
I've had a little too much of
"the golden age of television."

519
00:25:10,177 --> 00:25:11,803
[glass shatters]
[beep]

520
00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:13,013
GIRL:
Should we watch that?

521
00:25:13,722 --> 00:25:17,100
‐ Nah. Animaniacs is way too meta.

522
00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:19,144
♪

523
00:25:20,103 --> 00:25:23,106
♪