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♪ theme song playing ♪

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‐ ♪ It's time for Animaniacs! ♪

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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪

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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪

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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪

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‐ ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
‐ ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪

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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪

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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪

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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪

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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪

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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪

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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪

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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪

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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪

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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪

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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪

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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪

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♪ We're animan‐ey, totally insane‐y ♪

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‐ ♪ Making gain‐eys ♪

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‐ ♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪

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♪

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♪

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[click]
‐ Hey! A new episode of our new favorite

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business show on the Business Channel!

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‐ Oh! You mean the one where the guy goes

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and helps people fix
their failing small business!

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‐ No! That's on
the Small Business Channel.

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This is where they pitch
their idea to billionaires,

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and if it's bad, they get
dropped into a flaming pit!

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‐ That's capitalism, baby!

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♪ tense music playing ♪

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[ding]

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‐ So, Gordon, pitch me.
I'm dreaming.

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‐ You ever eat a baby carrot at
a rock concert and feel embarrassed?

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I‐I mean, how often do you find yourself

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eating three to four baby carrots,

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just to satisfy your carrot craving?

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‐ So... a regular‐sized carrot?

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[buzz]
[screaming]

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‐ A touch indelicate,
but ultimately fair.

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‐ Aw, I thought his idea
had real potential.

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‐ Come on! I could pitch a better idea
than that off the top of my head!

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And improv is the weakest
of my comedic disciplines.

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‐ Improv is the weakest
of all comedic disciplines,

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so this should be terrible.

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‐ Alright then!

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Let's see you do it.

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‐ And it better be good!

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[buzz]

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♪

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‐ Alright then.

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But I gotta warn you.
This might be too groundbreaking.

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I've got one, or possibly two,
words for you, sibs.

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Exoplanets.

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Space tourism!

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Space tourism is the future!

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Scientists are discovering
new exoplanets all the time.

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You see...
♪ musical flourish begins ♪

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‐ Here's your first note, sweetie.
[music ends]

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Don't every single song
with the words "you see."

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‐ Ahem. You see...
♪ musical flourish playing ♪

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♪ Not long ago, we didn't know ♪

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♪ If we were all alone ♪

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♪ Was there a dearth of other Earths ♪

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♪ In the Habitable Zone? ♪

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♪ Then the Kepler telescope
found new hope ♪

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♪ In the Milky Way ♪

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♪ So why not try the cosmic sky ♪

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♪ For your next holiday? ♪

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♪ In fact, there's one that's super fun ♪

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♪ Just a few light‐years away ♪

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♪ Where one full year will disappear ♪

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♪ In 4.2 Earth days ♪

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♪ So if there's only one place ♪

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♪ You've got space and time to see ♪

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♪ Then be astounded
by the first we've found ♪

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♪ It's Planet Pegasi 51‐B ♪

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♪ But before you go, you oughta know ♪

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♪ It's kinda tough to get around ♪

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♪ Because the planet's really gassy ♪

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♪ There's no land or solid ground ♪

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[gasps]
♪ Clouds of methane meet sulfuric rain ♪

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♪ And when those are combined ♪

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♪ The air that you'll be breathing there ♪

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♪ Will smell like gas of another kind ♪

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Gas no good?
Alright, gas isn't everyone's cup of tea.

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That's fine.
But what about one with aliens?!

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Lady and gentle‐boy,

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I give you Kepler‐186F!
[ding]

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♪ Okay, I jest, I kinda guessed ♪

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♪ Whether E. T. s are alive ♪

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♪ But this hip spot has got the lot ♪

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♪ For aliens to live and thrive ♪

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♪ If there's water here,
it's crystal clear ♪

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♪ And not too hot or cold ♪

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♪ And it may contain amazing veins ♪

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♪ Of pure and flawless gold! ♪

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♪ But its sun is dying and amplifying ♪

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♪ All the harmful cosmic rays ♪

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♪ And the planet's visage
is forever barraged ♪

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♪ With all these brutal gamma waves ♪

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♪ If any E. T. s were alive,
none would survive ♪

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♪ The radiation ♪

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♪ So it'd be astute
to pack a hazmat suit ♪

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♪ For this hot
new destination ♪

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Okay, so the radiation's
also a deal breaker, is it?

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Okay, well it's good to know.

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Hm...

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Alright! I got it!

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♪ And at lucky last, you can't look past ♪

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♪ This place that shouldn't be missed ♪

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♪ It's always sunny,
there's magic puppies ♪

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♪ And homework doesn't exist ♪

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♪ The sailing's dandy, the ocean's candy ♪

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♪ You can fly a broom ♪

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♪ But do not fear because the atmosphere ♪

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♪ Will smell like sweet perfume ♪

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♪ And astronomers claim that video games ♪

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♪ Have been built into every crater ♪

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♪ Why not play Asteroids all day ♪

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♪ And order pizza from an alien waiter ♪

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♪ Or try a shopping spree
'cause everything is free ♪

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♪ And bedtime's not till 11 ♪

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♪ WB‐1 ♪

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♪ The home of fun ♪

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♪ Well, come to ♪

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♪ Cosmic ♪

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♪ Heaven... ♪
[dogs barking]

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[sustains note]

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[stops singing]
[ding]

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‐ Magic puppies?
‐ Pizza?

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‐ We're in!
‐ Sold!

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‐ Question.
‐ Shoot.

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‐ How do we get there?

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‐ Aren't these planets
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‐ Oh... Oh yeah.

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Plus, I made that planet up.

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But, you look like
the sort of fashionable folks

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who would appreciate hair pants,

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the only pants made from
the hair of balding men!

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[thud, buzz]

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Okay, okay. Maybe that's not for you.

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I've got more!

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Door of the Month Club!

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A new door delivered
to your door every month!

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[buzz]

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Collapsible pitchfork!
For the rioter on the go!

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[buzz]

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Wireless kite! No! Wait!

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[buzz]
Porcelain fish?

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[buzz]
Pork yogurt!

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All the meat at the bottom!
Stir and enjoy!

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[buzz]
[Yakko groans]

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[thunder cracks]

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♪ Pinky & The Brain theme song playing ♪

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‐ Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?

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‐ The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

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Try to take over the world!

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[thunder cracks]

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♪

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‐ ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪

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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪

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♪ One is a genius ♪

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♪ The other's insane ♪

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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪

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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪

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♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪

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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪

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♪

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♪

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[zapping]

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[yelling, grunting]

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‐ Oh. Pinky! We're alive!

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That was our greatest adventure yet
[slime whimpering]

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‐ Remember the part
where the mutant robo‐gorilla

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with cannon hands had us cornered,
and you were like,

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"Pinky! Cut the red wire!"

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And I was like,
"But they're all red wires, Brain!"

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And then the blast threw us through

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a plate glass window in slow motion!

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‐ You know, when our time machine
split reality into random sequences,

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I thought it would make the saga
too confusing to follow.

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But if anything,
the way the multiple timelines

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tied together was even more satisfying
than a linear chronology!

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‐ And the side story with
the octopus love interest

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coming back at the end?

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What a twist!

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‐ I don't think we'll ever
top that one, Pinky.

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The rest of our plan is positively
boring by comparison!

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♪

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Nonetheless, we'd best proceed.

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As you know, the goal of that mission was
to retrieve these.

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The blueprints for Chump Tower.

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Every year, the former "president"

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hosts a summit of world
leaders on the top floor.

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Using the skyscraper's schematics,

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I will infiltrate said
summit and release...

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[whirring]

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this.

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‐ [gasps] Chanel number six!?

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[Brain grunts]
The rumors are true!

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‐ This isn't some overpriced
eau du toilette,

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you malodorous malcontent.

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It's the most potent nerve
agent known to mankind.

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I've spent years
harvesting the ingredients,

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and I've still only gathered
enough for a single "shpritz"!

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Even so, it should be enough to render

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approximately 1,000 humans

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entirely suggestible to
my command for five minutes!

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Just long enough to
convince every world leader

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to sign over their nations
to me, The Brain!

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[maniacal laughter]
PINKY: Wait!

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Your name's "The Brain?"

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Oh, I've been calling you
just plain old Brain

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for all these years!

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I'm so sorry, Brain.
I‐I mean, I'm so sorry, The Brain!

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Wait! Am I The Pinky?

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[beeping]
‐ All we need is an access point

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to get inside Chump Tower.

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I'd imagine a poorly secured
ventilation shaft should do the‐‐

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[beep]
No, it seems they're onto that.

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Well, no matter. I'm sure
the sewers beneath will provide ample room

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for a pair of rodents to sneakily‐‐
[beep]

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No, they've thought of that, too. Hm.

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But, surely they haven't‐‐ [gasps]
[beep]

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Oh my. [sighs]
[beep]

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It's completely impenetrable!

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That entire ordeal was for nothing.

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‐ Not nothing, Brain.

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I got to meet my evil tether.

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He was so nice.

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‐ Oh, come, Pinky.
We must prepare for tomorrow night.

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‐ Why, Brain?
What are we going to do‐‐ Oh.

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Actually, hm,
tomorrow night's no good for me, Brain.

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The Miss Everything Pageant is on.

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‐ You watch that archaic,
retrograde, sexist drivel?

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Oh, Pinky. I thought you were woke.

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‐ It's not drivel, Brain.

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It's the only beauty pageant
which is classy enough

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to be held at Chump Tower itself.
‐ Chump Tower!?

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Come, Pinky! We haven't a second to lose!

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♪

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[squawking]

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[women scream]

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[indistinct chatter]
[bird squawking]

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[screams]

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[woman yells]

254
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,245
‐ Ah!

255
00:11:02,246 --> 00:11:05,165
‐ You! Clipboard jockey!
I need to get inside.

256
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:08,126
‐ Official entrance only. Next!

257
00:11:09,545 --> 00:11:11,713
‐ No, no, no! Wait! I am an official! Um,

258
00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:13,090
uh, I'm a pageant coach.

259
00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:14,466
Yes! That will do.

260
00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:17,177
From the very tiny island nation of...

261
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,887
Nanonesia.

262
00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:21,765
‐ You and me both, pal. If you're a coach,

263
00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:23,642
where's your contestant?

264
00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:27,020
‐ Uh, my contestant? Well, she's, um, uh‐‐

265
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:30,190
‐ Wowie, Brain!
You won't believe it!

266
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:33,402
They're giving out free cars
in the valet car park!

267
00:11:33,402 --> 00:11:38,198
Blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...

268
00:11:38,991 --> 00:11:41,326
‐ She's right here.
‐ I don't hear a thing.

269
00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:43,370
‐ I'd say she has the requisite intellect

270
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,747
for a competition such as this, yes?
‐ Hm...

271
00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:47,916
‐ You and me both, pal.

272
00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:49,668
Alright, get inside you two.

273
00:11:51,128 --> 00:11:53,839
‐ Do you always start your
sentences with that phrase?

274
00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:56,258
‐ "You and me both, pal?" Yeah.

275
00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:58,510
Cut off an actual witch in traffic,

276
00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:00,262
and she put a curse on me.

277
00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:02,264
[traffic noise, horns blaring]
WITCH: You and me both, pal!

278
00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:05,350
[cackling]

279
00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:07,853
[nervously laughs]

280
00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:11,440
[women screaming, grunt]

281
00:12:14,151 --> 00:12:15,194
[ding]

282
00:12:15,194 --> 00:12:18,113
♪

283
00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:20,365
‐ Miss China!

284
00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:22,117
Nothing could be fine‐a!

285
00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:24,995
Miss France? May I have this dance?
[Miss France grunts]

286
00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:27,164
Miss Bosnia and Herzegovina,

287
00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:30,375
I would, but I've never been‐a! [laughs]

288
00:12:31,335 --> 00:12:33,545
Miss, uh, oh...

289
00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:35,923
N‐Nanonesia?

290
00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:39,593
We're on in an hour. [sighs] Make it work.

291
00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:41,762
‐ But that one didn't even rhyme!

292
00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:45,140
‐ One hour? How the devil am I
supposed to come up with a plan

293
00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:48,810
to infiltrate the leaders' summit
on the top floor in one hour?

294
00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:52,231
Listen to me, Pinky. I need you
to buy us more time.

295
00:12:52,231 --> 00:12:54,816
You must survive these preliminary
rounds of the pageant,

296
00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:58,237
or they're going to boot us out of here
before I can execute my scheme!

297
00:12:58,237 --> 00:13:00,572
Now, I don't know much
about beauty pageants,

298
00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:04,117
but I did absorb some lessons in
"paint by numbers glitz and glam"

299
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:07,162
from that Sandra Bullock movie
I half‐watched on the plane.

300
00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:09,164
Speed 2, Cruise Control.

301
00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:10,791
‐ Okay, Brain.

302
00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:13,877
With your love and support,
I'm sure I can do it!

303
00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:16,880
‐ Yes, well, let's hope you
can do it regardless.

304
00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:20,884
Pageantry is 90% confidence, Pinky.

305
00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:24,096
I want you to remember
these three simple steps.

306
00:13:24,096 --> 00:13:27,015
Spray, spruce, spritz.

307
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,976
A spray of the hair...

308
00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:30,352
a spruce of the bangs...

309
00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:33,480
a spritz of perfume.

310
00:13:34,398 --> 00:13:38,110
I'm now mentally primed and ready
to put forward my best self.

311
00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:40,988
Now, let's see you do it.

312
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:44,116
‐ 'Kay... [breathes deeply]

313
00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:45,576
Spray...

314
00:13:45,576 --> 00:13:47,119
spruce...

315
00:13:47,119 --> 00:13:48,787
spritz.

316
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:50,664
[gagging]

317
00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:52,583
[screaming]

318
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,251
Ah!

319
00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:55,169
[gasps]

320
00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:56,253
[grunts]

321
00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:58,005
Ah! Zort!

322
00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:01,091
[muffled yell, whimper]

323
00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:02,926
[muffled grunt]

324
00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:06,430
[shaky yell, gasping]

325
00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:08,765
[zapping]
[screaming]

326
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,392
[gasping]

327
00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:11,602
[yelling]

328
00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:15,939
♪

329
00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:21,403
‐ Good gracious, I'm good.

330
00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:22,988
‐ Spray...

331
00:14:22,988 --> 00:14:24,740
spruce... spritz.

332
00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:29,536
Let's win this!

333
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:30,746
Ah!
[thud]

334
00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:32,748
I'm ok‐‐ [grunts]

335
00:14:33,332 --> 00:14:34,625
[sighs]

336
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:37,085
♪ fanfare playing ♪

337
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:40,130
‐ And finally, Miss Nanonesia.

338
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:43,217
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

339
00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:46,261
‐ Oh, funny story.
I was actually just there,

340
00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:49,181
and I was married to an octopus!

341
00:14:49,181 --> 00:14:51,016
REGISTRAR:
You and me both, pal!

342
00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:52,267
[sighs]

343
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:55,395
‐ It's still the best answer
we've had so far.

344
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:56,438
She's through.

345
00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:59,733
‐ Congratulations, Miss Nanonesia!
[applause]

346
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:02,152
You're through to the final round!

347
00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:05,239
♪

348
00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:07,991
‐ I'll be joining you shortly,
world leaders.

349
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,952
I wonder what they're doing up there.

350
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:13,455
Something equal parts sophisticated
and nefarious, no doubt.

351
00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:16,124
‐ [in Russian accent]:
Definitely Chris Hemsworth.

352
00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:18,710
So, I guess I'd have to marry Chris Pratt,

353
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,170
and kill Chris Pine.

354
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,714
♪

355
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:24,258
Nyet! Don't actually kill him.

356
00:15:24,258 --> 00:15:25,801
Is just game!

357
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:31,056
‐ Egad, Brain. The final round.

358
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:33,058
I don't know whether to narf or poit!

359
00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:36,645
‐ Yes, Pinky, your performance has
been both adequate and passable.

360
00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:40,148
‐ Oh! You really mean it?
‐ I do.

361
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:42,526
In making it this far,
you've bought me enough time

362
00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:44,945
to formulate a plan
for reaching the leader's summit

363
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:46,655
on the top floor.
[beep]

364
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:50,576
I believe I'll be able to ascend
the glass exterior of Chump Tower

365
00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:52,286
with these suction cups
I've fashioned out of

366
00:15:52,286 --> 00:15:54,496
Miss Spain's contact lenses.

367
00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:57,749
‐ Oh!

368
00:15:57,749 --> 00:16:00,043
‐ You mean her eyes
aren't naturally purple?

369
00:16:00,836 --> 00:16:03,881
‐ Next, I'll repel across
the series of chandeliers

370
00:16:03,881 --> 00:16:05,591
using these climbing ropes I wove

371
00:16:05,591 --> 00:16:07,843
from Miss Ethiopia's hair extensions.

372
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:09,803
‐ [gasps] But these have been illegal

373
00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:12,097
since the Weave‐Gate Scandal of '97!

374
00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:16,768
‐ Finally, I shall enter
the sprinkler system

375
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:18,645
and swim upward through the pipes...
[beeping]

376
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,355
until I reach the summit,

377
00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:23,358
drawing oxygen from
this discarded lipstick canister.

378
00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:27,029
‐ Um, no offense, Brain, but I don't know

379
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,990
if you've got the volume to
pull off a shade as red as

380
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:31,450
"Battle‐Lip Potemkin."

381
00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:34,161
[Pinky screams]
[body thuds]

382
00:16:34,745 --> 00:16:36,413
[grunts]

383
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:39,082
‐ All I need you to do
is create a diversion,

384
00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:40,918
so I can sneak out undetected.

385
00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:42,669
♪

386
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,339
‐ Sure thing, Brain.
Oh, but just one thing.

387
00:16:45,339 --> 00:16:47,591
What's a diversion? Oh no, no, no.

388
00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:48,926
Is it like a B‐side?

389
00:16:48,926 --> 00:16:50,969
'Cause my record producer said my album,

390
00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:53,430
Narf Side of the Moon,
is all B‐sides!

391
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:55,015
And I have been meaning to drop

392
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:56,850
Poit Sounds soon, so...

393
00:16:56,850 --> 00:17:00,187
‐ No, Pinky. I need you to fail
the talent show segment

394
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:02,356
of the competition. Spectacularly.

395
00:17:02,356 --> 00:17:05,150
‐ [gasps] Throw the talent show?

396
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:10,030
I won't do it, Brain. No. I refuse
to compromise my integrity.

397
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,199
Now, if you'll excuse me,

398
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:14,868
the Crazy Frog song
isn't going to play itself

399
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:17,246
on the wine glasses.
HOST: And now,

400
00:17:17,246 --> 00:17:20,123
presenting the musical improv stylings

401
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:21,875
of Miss Nanonesia as

402
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,795
DJ Baby Boom Boom!

403
00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:27,548
[crowd cheering]
‐ I wonder what he thinks integrity means.

404
00:17:27,548 --> 00:17:28,882
[muffled yell]

405
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:31,635
[glasses shattering]

406
00:17:31,635 --> 00:17:33,428
[crowd gasps]

407
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:37,724
[glasses continue breaking]

408
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:41,645
♪

409
00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:45,732
[grunting]

410
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:47,568
[yelling]

411
00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:50,988
‐ Narf!

412
00:17:50,988 --> 00:17:52,906
[straining]

413
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:56,493
[grunting]

414
00:17:57,995 --> 00:17:58,829
[crowd gasping]

415
00:17:58,829 --> 00:18:00,581
[grunting]

416
00:18:00,581 --> 00:18:02,416
[laughs nervously]

417
00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:03,333
[grunts]

418
00:18:07,838 --> 00:18:08,672
[sighs]

419
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,844
[yells]

420
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:17,764
[creaking]

421
00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:23,812
‐ Nyah!

422
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,774
[laughs nervously] Phew.

423
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:30,152
♪

424
00:18:34,615 --> 00:18:37,117
[water flowing]

425
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,663
[beeping]

426
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,459
[grunting]

427
00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:48,295
[beeping]

428
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:51,131
[metallic banging]

429
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:52,466
[beeping]

430
00:18:52,466 --> 00:18:54,468
[water rushing]

431
00:19:00,516 --> 00:19:02,851
♪

432
00:19:05,938 --> 00:19:08,774
[screaming]

433
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:13,237
Ho ho! A pride of Presidents,
Prime Ministers,

434
00:19:13,237 --> 00:19:16,532
and pot‐bellied Parliamentarians
primed for the plucking!

435
00:19:16,532 --> 00:19:17,783
[inaudible]

436
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:21,286
I've done it! Now,

437
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:24,706
I'll need you all to sign
this deed transferring control

438
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:26,458
of your nations.

439
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,877
Form a long line.

440
00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:32,548
Something I'm sure you're
well‐practiced in, Maduro.

441
00:19:32,548 --> 00:19:34,883
[laughs] Got him.
[glass shatters]

442
00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:38,595
Now, there shouldn't be...
Oh right. The nerve agent.

443
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:40,681
My apologies.

444
00:19:40,681 --> 00:19:43,559
I command thee to forfeit your nations

445
00:19:43,559 --> 00:19:46,061
to I, The Brain!

446
00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:49,189
Or is it just "I, Brain?" Hm.

447
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:51,066
The Pinky really got
inside my head.

448
00:19:53,068 --> 00:19:54,903
[laughter]

449
00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:56,655
What the‐‐ [sniffs]

450
00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:59,241
Lilac? Rose water?

451
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:00,826
A hint of sandalwood?

452
00:20:00,826 --> 00:20:04,246
This is Pinky's perfume! But that means...

453
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:06,248
I must've mixed up the vials!

454
00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:10,252
‐ And the winner of
the Miss Everything Pageant is...

455
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:12,838
‐ Oh... Oh dear. I almost forgot.

456
00:20:12,838 --> 00:20:14,423
Spray...

457
00:20:14,423 --> 00:20:16,425
spruce... spritz!

458
00:20:16,425 --> 00:20:18,427
Oh, please be me! Please,

459
00:20:18,427 --> 00:20:22,097
make me Miss Everything! I really,
really, really, really want to win!

460
00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:23,932
‐ Miss... [sniffing]

461
00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:26,143
[robotic]:
Nanonesia.

462
00:20:26,143 --> 00:20:28,103
[crowd cheering]

463
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,522
‐ Yes!

464
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,525
‐ No!

465
00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:35,527
♪

466
00:20:35,527 --> 00:20:38,238
[laughing, crying]

467
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,364
‐ Thank you!

468
00:20:40,699 --> 00:20:41,700
‐ Oh!

469
00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:45,537
‐ Brain! I did it! After all these years,

470
00:20:45,537 --> 00:20:47,372
I finally achieved my goal

471
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:49,541
of becoming the most beautiful

472
00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:51,543
human woman on the planet!

473
00:20:53,879 --> 00:20:55,297
♪

474
00:20:57,049 --> 00:20:58,634
‐ Come, Pinky.

475
00:20:58,634 --> 00:21:00,552
We must prepare for tomorrow night.

476
00:21:01,053 --> 00:21:03,472
‐ Why? What are we gonna
do tomorrow night?

477
00:21:03,472 --> 00:21:05,474
Oh! Miss Teen Everything?

478
00:21:05,474 --> 00:21:08,227
And before you say I'm too old to enter,

479
00:21:08,227 --> 00:21:10,187
I'm only three!

480
00:21:10,187 --> 00:21:13,273
‐ No, Pinky. The same thing
we do every night.

481
00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:15,108
Try to take over the world!

482
00:21:15,651 --> 00:21:16,401
Uh oh.

483
00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:22,616
‐ Oh! The needlework on that sash
is to die for, darling!

484
00:21:22,616 --> 00:21:25,244
You simply must give me
the name of your seamstress!

485
00:21:27,579 --> 00:21:29,331
[whirring]
[screaming]

486
00:21:33,836 --> 00:21:36,839
♪

487
00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:40,467
♪

488
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,553
‐ Hi there. A lot of you
have written in to ask

489
00:21:42,553 --> 00:21:45,556
why Animaniacs doesn't
have more new characters.

490
00:21:45,556 --> 00:21:48,976
‐ The truth is we come up with
new characters all the time,

491
00:21:48,976 --> 00:21:50,936
but most of them never
make it on the show.

492
00:21:50,936 --> 00:21:53,188
‐ That's right, Dot.
And it's not because they're bad.

493
00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:55,148
‐ It's because they're terrible.

494
00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:57,526
‐ So, sit back and get uncomfortable.

495
00:21:57,526 --> 00:21:59,903
Here are our first two
scrapped characters,

496
00:21:59,903 --> 00:22:01,488
Mime and Meme.

497
00:22:02,072 --> 00:22:02,698
[beep]

498
00:22:02,698 --> 00:22:05,284
♪ '80s sitcom‐like theme ♪

499
00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:08,120
[beep]

500
00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:12,124
‐ ♪ Meme and Mime, Mime and Meme ♪

501
00:22:12,124 --> 00:22:15,377
♪ Unlikely friendship, unstoppable team ♪

502
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:17,296
♪ One trained in France ♪

503
00:22:17,296 --> 00:22:19,381
♪ One's made by teens ♪

504
00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:21,175
♪ Meme and Mime ♪

505
00:22:21,425 --> 00:22:23,010
♪ Mime and Meme ♪

506
00:22:23,010 --> 00:22:24,553
[beep]

507
00:22:24,553 --> 00:22:26,013
[buzzer]

508
00:22:26,013 --> 00:22:27,931
‐ You're welcome, America!

509
00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:29,641
‐ I thought that show had legs,

510
00:22:29,641 --> 00:22:31,685
and I liked that 'cause so do I.

511
00:22:31,685 --> 00:22:34,563
‐ This next one has
something to do with a butterfly

512
00:22:34,563 --> 00:22:36,273
or something. Roll it!

513
00:22:36,857 --> 00:22:37,357
[beep]

514
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:38,901
♪

515
00:22:38,901 --> 00:22:41,570
[gasping]
[beeping]

516
00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:43,155
[crying]

517
00:22:44,573 --> 00:22:45,824
‐ Hey!

518
00:22:45,824 --> 00:22:49,203
Why don't you get off your phone,
and look where you're going?

519
00:22:49,203 --> 00:22:51,496
‐ I'm sorry. I'm just a...

520
00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:53,498
social butterfly!

521
00:22:53,498 --> 00:22:54,541
[grunts]

522
00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:58,670
So hangry.
Just ate the outer casing

523
00:22:58,670 --> 00:23:00,714
of my gestation shell.
[beeping]

524
00:23:00,714 --> 00:23:02,883
#hungergames.

525
00:23:02,883 --> 00:23:06,094
‐ You're young and beautiful and alive!
[typing, beeping]

526
00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:08,430
Why you gotta look at
that phone all the time?

527
00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:10,307
‐ OMG!

528
00:23:10,307 --> 00:23:12,893
That was a total trigger
without a warning.

529
00:23:12,893 --> 00:23:14,686
‐ Here's another one, sweetheart!

530
00:23:17,272 --> 00:23:18,065
[buzzer]

531
00:23:18,065 --> 00:23:20,943
‐ I can't believe people
got paid to draw that.

532
00:23:20,943 --> 00:23:23,695
‐ And people got paid to
draw us making commentary

533
00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:25,948
about how people got paid to draw that.

534
00:23:25,948 --> 00:23:28,242
‐ It is a Möbius strip of mediocrity.

535
00:23:28,242 --> 00:23:29,618
‐ I liked the old lady.

536
00:23:29,618 --> 00:23:32,371
‐ Wakko, your comments
are almost as useless

537
00:23:32,371 --> 00:23:35,082
as our next batch of rejected characters.

538
00:23:35,082 --> 00:23:35,832
[beep]

539
00:23:37,334 --> 00:23:40,462
‐ Well, we finally did it.
We've gone completely paperless.

540
00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:42,756
Even the toilet paper is digital now.

541
00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:44,758
[man whimpering]

542
00:23:46,385 --> 00:23:48,387
♪

543
00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:54,101
‐ Oh no!
The humans don't need us anymore.

544
00:23:54,101 --> 00:23:56,186
‐ What are we gonna do?

545
00:23:56,186 --> 00:23:58,355
‐ Uh, uh, guess we gotta...

546
00:23:58,355 --> 00:23:59,773
start a band.

547
00:23:59,773 --> 00:24:02,776
♪ punk rock music ♪

548
00:24:12,661 --> 00:24:13,829
[buzzer]

549
00:24:14,413 --> 00:24:16,373
‐ Wow! That took a weird turn.

550
00:24:16,373 --> 00:24:19,042
‐ Yeah! I thought the binder
would be on bass.

551
00:24:19,042 --> 00:24:22,880
‐ Well, you know what they say.
One man's trash is also our... trash.

552
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:25,090
‐ Ooh! Is that the emoji for movie?

553
00:24:25,090 --> 00:24:27,009
‐ Yes, sir. It's a film reel.

554
00:24:27,009 --> 00:24:30,387
We're using it to create
the illusion of artistic integrity.

555
00:24:30,387 --> 00:24:33,974
‐ "Flooded by global warming,
the North Pole must evolve.

556
00:24:33,974 --> 00:24:37,603
"This Christmas, only one man
will decide who's naughty

557
00:24:37,603 --> 00:24:40,063
or nice: Aqua‐Claus."

558
00:24:40,063 --> 00:24:40,814
[beep]

559
00:24:40,814 --> 00:24:43,817
♪

560
00:24:44,818 --> 00:24:46,069
[gunfire]

561
00:24:47,529 --> 00:24:48,447
[roaring]

562
00:24:49,031 --> 00:24:49,823
[snarls]

563
00:24:50,199 --> 00:24:52,576
‐ Ho ho, hope you can swim!

564
00:24:53,577 --> 00:24:55,704
‐ Oh... bah humbug.

565
00:24:56,205 --> 00:24:57,789
[screaming]

566
00:24:57,789 --> 00:25:01,210
‐ Looks like sea levels
aren't the only thing rising.

567
00:25:01,210 --> 00:25:03,462
Ho ho ho!
[bells jingling]

568
00:25:03,462 --> 00:25:04,713
[buzzer]

569
00:25:04,713 --> 00:25:06,006
[distraught yelling]

570
00:25:06,006 --> 00:25:08,300
‐ I gotta know what happens to Aqua‐Claus!

571
00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:09,968
Does he save Christmas?

572
00:25:09,968 --> 00:25:12,471
‐ Yeah! I actually liked that one!

573
00:25:12,471 --> 00:25:15,432
‐ Well, that just goes to
show how difficult it is

574
00:25:15,432 --> 00:25:18,560
to meet the high standards
we've set on Animaniacs.

575
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,729
‐ Characters that make it
into the show must be

576
00:25:20,729 --> 00:25:23,899
dynamic, relatable, and also complex.

577
00:25:23,899 --> 00:25:26,026
‐ Like me! I'm always hungry!

578
00:25:26,026 --> 00:25:27,945
‐ And I... yak?

579
00:25:27,945 --> 00:25:29,363
‐ And I'm a girl!

580
00:25:29,363 --> 00:25:31,073
‐ Well, that's it for now.

581
00:25:31,073 --> 00:25:33,992
‐ Tune in next time when we have
another five minutes to kill,

582
00:25:33,992 --> 00:25:36,745
and we'll show you other
rejected characters like...

583
00:25:36,745 --> 00:25:39,456
Gerry Mander, the salamander.
[buzzer]

584
00:25:39,456 --> 00:25:42,876
WAKKO: Juan Percent, the salsa tycoon.
[buzzer]

585
00:25:42,876 --> 00:25:46,046
YAKKO: And Pinocchio the Press Secretary.
[buzzer]

586
00:25:46,046 --> 00:25:48,924
It's outrageous and topical!

587
00:25:48,924 --> 00:25:50,050
Good night, everybody!

588
00:25:50,050 --> 00:25:53,053
ALL:
Words words words words words words...

589
00:25:53,053 --> 00:25:54,555
♪

590
00:25:57,266 --> 00:26:00,269
♪