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♪ theme song playing ♪

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‐ ♪ It's time for Animaniacs! ♪

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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪

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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪

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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪

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‐ ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
‐ ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪

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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪

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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪

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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪

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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪

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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪

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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪

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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪

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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪

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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪

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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪

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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪

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♪ We're animan‐ey, totally insane‐y ♪

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‐ ♪ Are you not entertain‐ey‐ed? ♪

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‐ ♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪

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♪

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‐ You know, I was gonna vote no

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to WB canceling our health plan,

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but that unlimited‐dairy‐free‐
ice‐cream‐for‐a‐whole‐hour‐counter

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was too good to refuse.

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Ah!
[crash]

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Ow!

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Good thing I'm impervious
to physical harm.

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Ahh‐‐ [silence]
[beeping]

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[screaming]

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[grunts]

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[gasps]

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Listen, hot shot, I am trying
to eat a balanced lunch here.

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[spitting, choking]

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‐ Zis is not something
I would usually say,

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but, uh, things may be
moving a little fast for moi.

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‐ Hey. Bring back my health
insurance ice cream, pal.

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‐ No! No! Please, mon cheri!

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Do not erase me! The void,
she is cold and dark and‐‐

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‐ And I want extra scoops for the trouble!

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[spitting] Rum raisin?!

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Now, it's personal.

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[grunts] Listen, you lazy hack,

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Looney Tunes very famously did this

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"animator gets screwy with
lovable protagonist" routine,

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like, 100 years ago.

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[beeping, clicking]

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♪

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And that hole‐in‐the‐sky gag
was straight out of Portal 2.

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Which was a straight‐up
ripoff of Portal 1,

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which took it from Sliders, which borrowed
from Time Bandits, that stole it from‐‐

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Oh. And now the Cheshire Cat bit.

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Give me a body before you get us sued!

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Ah.

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[screaming]
[shatter]

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I thought we were past all this?!

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♪ whistling theme song ♪

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[gasps] Hey!

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♪

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You know, most people like me.

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I'll bet I can win you over.

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I'll sing you a song!

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People love my beautiful tenor voice.

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♪ U...nited States, Canada,
Mexico, Panama ♪

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♪ Haiti, Jamaica, Peru ♪

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[Ralph's voice]
♪ Republic duh... ♪

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Duh... Dominican.

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[glass shattering]

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Duh, poor Ralph.

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He never stood a chance with this voice.

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[laughs] Change me back into a Warner.

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[clicking, beeping]

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[Dot's voice]
I meant a Warner brother.

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[clicking, beeping]

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[Wakko's voice]
I meant...

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Actually, wait.
I've always wanted to try this.

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[Ringo impression] People used to say
there better drummers than me,

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even in The Beatles.

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People can be real jerks.

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[normal voice] You know,
I was always more of a George guy anyway.

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How about I go back to being the rapier
wit who carries this whole operation,

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and you go back to being
the paint‐by‐numbers

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wannabe artiste. Hm?

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[clicking, beeping]

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♪ artsy music ♪

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And while you're at it,
why don't you cut your ear off?

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[clicking, beeping]

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I've heard of abstract animation,
but this is ridiculous!

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[clicking, beeping]

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♪

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It's 2:67 already?
Let's wrap this sketch up!

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[groans]

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[breathes deeply]

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Just walk away, Yakko.

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Be the bigger man.

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[high‐pitched] Small things amuse
small minds. Give me my height back!

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[beeping]
[grunts]

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And my width.
[clicking]

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[grunts] And my depth!

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[clicking, beep]

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Alright, wise guy. You picked the wrong
beloved animation icon to torment.

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I am one of a kind.

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[clicking, beeping]

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♪

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I'm having an...
‐ Existential...

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ALL:
Crisis?

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‐ On the bright side,
our Yakkstreet Boys tribute band idea

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just became a lot more feasible.

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‐ I call Nick Carter!
‐ Which one am I?

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YAKKOS: Howie D!
‐ Ah! I give up!

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You win! Just please
don't draw me a bunch of extra arms!

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Anything but that!

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[grunt, struggling]

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♪

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‐ Have mercy on me, Yakko.

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Outside of my vintage console collection,

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ironic '90s T‐shirts,
and my blog critiquing the overuse

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of plot armor in the last two seasons
of Game Of Thrones,

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tormenting my cartoons
is the only outlet I have.

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And you're my favorite Warner sibling.
I mean, honest, really. You are.

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‐ Well, I mean, yeah. Of course.

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Alright, sister,
I'll let you off the hook,

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but you are gonna do something for me.

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[birds chirping]

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[clicking, beep]
‐ Unt how does zat make you feel?

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‐ Nein. How does zat make you feel?

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‐ Nein, nein, nein. I'm asking you

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how does zat make you feel?

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[clang]
[grunting, strain]

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[high‐pitched grunting]

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‐ Mein gains!

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‐ Which is why we can expect sustained...
[clicking, beeping]

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[Daffy Duck's voice]
...increases in studio profitability.

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Say, do we even have
the right to use this voice?

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♪

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[projector clicking, beep]

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NARRATOR: It's time for another mandatory
Warner Brothers Educational Content Break.

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And now, the Longest Word
in the English Language.

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With Yakko Warner.

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‐ Antidisestablishmentarianism.

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Defined as being
"against dis establishment

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and all dat nasty tarianism."

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Used in a sentence,
"what's a guy gotta do to get some
antidisestablishmentarianism around here?"

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Any questions?

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‐ Yeah, I got one.

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Why do you always get to be the teacher?

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‐ [spit] Because I'm the smarty‐pants.

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In fact, I'm the only pants!
[smash]

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Yes, Wakko?

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‐ You know, I bet I could be
a better teacher than you.

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‐ Oh please. I'm the one who thought
about doing Teach For America.

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‐ That doesn't mean anything.
They let everybody in.

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‐ But I know one who just
found an even longer word!

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‐ Hoo‐hoo‐hoo! Busted!

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‐ Which means I get to be the teacher now!

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NARRATOR: And now, the Longest Word
in the English Language

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with Wakko Warner.

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‐ You see, children,
the actual longest word is

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floccinaucinihilipilification.

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Defined as "the habit of deeming

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something as worthless."
YAKKO: Psh!

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I'll tell you what's worthless.
A word with eight I's.

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‐ Like a spider!
‐ You're thinking of legs.

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Spiders have eight legs.
‐ No, they also have eight eyes.

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‐ No, they don't.

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‐ Sounds like somebody needs
a special visit from Mr. Spider!

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‐ Oh boy.

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‐ [pompous voice]
Most spiders have eight eyes,

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but some have fewer,
and some have as many as 12!

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[normal voice]
Huh. I guess we were both right. Wow!

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‐ Thanks, Mr. Spider!
I learned a new fact today!

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‐ [pompous voice]
That's wonderful, Yakko!

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But the most important lesson
of all is to be yourself!

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And friendship.

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‐ [growls] I'm not a baby!

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♪

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‐ [normal voice] Hm.
Looks like somebody needs a nap.

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‐ No. I've never been more awake.

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You two chumps settle in.

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It's time for me to be the teacher.

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Hey, Mr. Voice! Drop that title card.
[clang]

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NARRATOR: And now,
the Longest Word in the English Language

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with Dot Warner.

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♪

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‐ You see this word?

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Pneumonoultramicroscopic‐
silicovolcanoconiosis?

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It's over 40 letters.

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‐ Wow! What does it mean?

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‐ No speaking unless spoken to! [grunts]

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[smash]

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‐ Did that count as being spoken to?

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Can I talk now?
‐ No!

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‐ Well, if no one can
speak until spoken to,

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and you won't let us say anything,

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how are you allowed to talk?

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‐ I... uh... I don't know.

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‐ Teaching's not as
easy as it looks, is it?

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You have to grade papers,
you have to prepare lesson plans,
meet with parents.

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Most teachers
work 12 to 14 hours a day.

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‐ Or... I can kick back
and read a romance novel

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while you kids watch a video.

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BOTH:
Yay!

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‐ Apparently, this is
a show where four nerds

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explain the Big Bang Theory.

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And I'm putting it on in Spanish,

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so it counts as your foreign language.

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[smash]

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NERD 1 [TV] Hola, geeko.
NERD 2 [TV] Ay barringa.

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[sitcom laughter]

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‐ Guess the comedy
gets lost in translation?

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‐ Nope!
‐ And that concludes our lesson on
lowbrow hack sitcom creation

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that further bleeds dry
the already endangered
American imagination.

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Good night, everybody!

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[thunder]

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♪ Pinky & the Brain theme playing ♪

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‐ Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?

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‐ The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

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Try to take over the world!

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[thunder]

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♪

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‐ ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪

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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪

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♪ One is a genius ♪

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♪ The other's insane ♪

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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪

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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪

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♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪

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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪

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♪

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♪

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[beep]

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[airhorn]
‐ Ah!

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‐ Happy Narfday!

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‐ What? No, already?

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‐ Yep! It's my birthday!

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The one day we don't try
to take over the world

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and do everything I wanna do,

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no matter what! [laughs]

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‐ [sighs] Pinky‐‐
‐ Nope! It's not Pinky today.

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Today, I want you to call me Geraldo!

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‐ Why would I call you Geraldo, Pinky?

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‐ No, no. Just Geraldo, not Geraldo Pinky.

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On second thought,
I sorta like the sound of that.

250
00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:19,137
Geraldo Pinky...

251
00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:21,682
Actually, what if I
shortened it to just Pinky?

252
00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:24,977
Ooh! I like that best.
Call me Pinky today, Brain.

253
00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:28,355
[beep]
‐ Pinky, it's midnight.

254
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:31,191
‐ I know! So, we'd better get started!

255
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,235
‐ Started? Started doing what?

256
00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:36,822
‐ All the things on my
birthday list, silly! Zort!

257
00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:39,700
‐ You must be joking.
‐ Oh, not yet.

258
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:42,536
Joking happens around... la la la...

259
00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:43,537
8 AM!

260
00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:47,207
Oh, Brain, it's gonna be
the bestest Narfday ever!

261
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,960
‐ Yes, Pinky, it's going to be
more fun than a craniotomy.

262
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,504
‐ [laughs] Good one, Brain,

263
00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:54,798
but save the jokes for 8:00,
will you, darling?

264
00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:57,509
Also, what's a crani‐o‐totomy?

265
00:11:57,509 --> 00:12:00,971
‐ Never mind,
my feeble‐minded friend. Never mind.

266
00:12:00,971 --> 00:12:04,641
Today is your day,
so let's get it over with, shall we?

267
00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:07,519
♪ punk music playing ♪

268
00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:09,980
PINKY [scream‐singing]
♪ Narf up, narf down, narf it all around ♪

269
00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:11,356
♪ It's my Narfday! ♪

270
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,985
♪ Narf in, narf out, narf it all about ♪

271
00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:16,320
♪ It's my Narfday! ♪

272
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:17,237
[people screaming]

273
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:20,157
♪ Narf side to side,
narf far and wide ♪

274
00:12:20,157 --> 00:12:22,367
♪ Narf wherever you decide ♪

275
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:25,412
♪ It's my Narfday! It's my Narfday! ♪

276
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,747
♪

277
00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:30,167
♪ Zort narf poit!
Nobody knows what a Narfday will bring ♪

278
00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:32,503
♪ Giggles or magic or cheese ♪

279
00:12:32,503 --> 00:12:35,088
♪ I just know that Narfdays are fine ♪

280
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,758
♪ 'Cause Narfdays are all about me, yes! ♪

281
00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:40,511
♪ Narf up, narf down, narf it all around ♪

282
00:12:40,511 --> 00:12:42,638
♪ It's my Narfday! ♪

283
00:12:42,638 --> 00:12:45,349
♪ Narf in, narf out, narf it all about ♪

284
00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:47,434
♪ It's my Narfday! ♪

285
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:48,101
♪ Don't try‐‐ ♪

286
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,144
[screaming]

287
00:12:52,231 --> 00:12:53,315
♪

288
00:12:54,525 --> 00:12:56,818
‐ [sighs] Alright, Pinky.

289
00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:59,905
I think we've had enough
fun for one day. I...

290
00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:01,782
Pinky? Pinky!

291
00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:03,200
Pinky, where are you going?

292
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:06,286
‐ Well, we got kicked out of
the spa sooner than I'd planned, Brain,

293
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,039
but I was able to shuffle
a few things around.

294
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:11,250
‐ How is it that any time I ask you to do

295
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:14,878
the most minuscule undertaking,
it's plagued with disaster,

296
00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:18,423
but you seem to have today flawlessly
mapped out to the very millisecon‐‐

297
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:19,758
Ah!

298
00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:20,759
♪

299
00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,177
PINKY:
I don't know, Brain!

300
00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:24,263
I guess it's because these are things

301
00:13:24,263 --> 00:13:26,098
I want to do!

302
00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:27,432
‐ What are you saying?!

303
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,601
‐ [gasp] Street beans!
BRAIN: What?!

304
00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:31,854
PINKY: Ah!
[both grunting]

305
00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:33,063
[Pinky laughing]

306
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,607
‐ Street beans, Brain.

307
00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:39,111
Ooh, you haven't had a good street bean
until you've had one here.

308
00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:41,280
‐ They're called string beans, Pinky.

309
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:44,533
‐ No, String Beans Pinky
is my jazz name.

310
00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:46,869
These are street beans.

311
00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:50,205
Mm, sidewalky.

312
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,832
You gotta try some, Brain!

313
00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:53,709
‐ That's quite alright, Pinky.

314
00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:54,751
‐ Suit yourself.

315
00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:58,630
‐ Huh? Is that...

316
00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:02,885
Can't be...
‐ Mm. [smacking]
What is it, Brain? [gasps]

317
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:05,095
Oh dear, do I got food on me face?

318
00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:07,681
‐ No, I just, uh... I'll be right back.

319
00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:11,977
‐ Okay, but don't expect me
to save any street bean for you!

320
00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:13,020
Ow!

321
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:15,480
Ooh! Sky beans!

322
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,649
‐ It has to be a replica.

323
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:20,235
Hieroglyphics with origins from Thebes.

324
00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:22,237
Handcrafted copper from Luxor.

325
00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:25,699
The ancient Egyptian relic
containing Astatine‐203,

326
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:28,493
and I find it here at a hipster swap meet!

327
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:31,121
[maniacal laughter]

328
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:32,122
Ha...

329
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:35,125
This is the missing ingredient
for my absolute zero theory!

330
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:38,253
And with it, I will hold the world ransom

331
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:41,089
with a gaseous absolute zero cloud!

332
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:43,675
[maniacal laughter]
PINKY: Brain?

333
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:45,677
Brain!

334
00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:47,095
Where are you?
‐ Oh no.

335
00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:50,224
If Pinky finds out I've been making
world domination plans on his...

336
00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:52,518
special day, I'll never
hear the end of it.

337
00:14:52,518 --> 00:14:54,061
‐ There you are!

338
00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:55,437
What you doing up here, Brain?

339
00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:59,191
‐ Me? No, uh, nothing.
Just... nothing at all.

340
00:14:59,191 --> 00:15:02,653
‐ Oh. But, we're not supposed
to do nothing until 5:15.

341
00:15:02,653 --> 00:15:05,614
Hey, what's that behind your back?
‐ Oh, this?

342
00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:08,367
Uh, it‐it's, uh, it's your
birthday present, of course!

343
00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:10,786
‐ [gasps] Egad, Brain,

344
00:15:10,786 --> 00:15:12,788
I just love it!

345
00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:14,373
What is it?

346
00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:18,001
‐ It's an amulet
containing an extremely rare isotope.

347
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:19,211
It's priceless.

348
00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:22,881
‐ Oh... Well, I don't care
how much you spent on it, Brain,

349
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:24,299
it's the thought that counts.

350
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:28,387
‐ No! Be very, very careful
with that, Pinky!

351
00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:31,014
If you break it,
my entire plan will be ruined!

352
00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:32,641
‐ Plan? What plan?

353
00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:38,063
‐ Um... [clears throat]
My plan for you to have
the best Narfday ever!

354
00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:40,190
Surely, destroying your birthday present

355
00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:42,234
is not on that list of yours.

356
00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:44,319
‐ Oh, that's very sweet, Brain,

357
00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:46,572
but I don't need some silly ambulance‐‐

358
00:15:46,572 --> 00:15:47,906
‐ Amulet.
‐ Omelet?

359
00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:50,075
‐ Amulet.
‐ Am‐alet?

360
00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:52,578
‐ Close. Am‐u‐let.

361
00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:54,371
‐ Got it! [clears throat]

362
00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:55,414
Fancy feast!

363
00:15:55,414 --> 00:15:57,082
‐ Good god, no.

364
00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:58,750
‐ It feels like we're saying
the same thing.

365
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:01,795
Anyway, I don't need
anything but your friendship

366
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:04,173
to have the best Narf day ever.

367
00:16:04,173 --> 00:16:07,092
‐ Well, that's... that's
very kind of you to say.

368
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,636
‐ And I mean it. Zort!

369
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:12,306
Now, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

370
00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:16,727
‐ No, Pinky. The mere thought of
delving into your cranial activity

371
00:16:16,727 --> 00:16:18,812
gives me a migraine.
‐ Righto!

372
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:22,065
It's your turn to sing my Narf day song!

373
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:23,775
‐ No. Absolutely not.

374
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,736
‐ But, Brain...

375
00:16:25,736 --> 00:16:27,487
Please...

376
00:16:28,739 --> 00:16:31,116
‐ Oh fine.
‐ Yay!

377
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:33,785
And a one, and a two, and a three,

378
00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:35,871
and a... uh... [sighs]

379
00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:37,331
‐ Four.
‐ Four! Hit it!

380
00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:38,832
♪ punk music playing ♪

381
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:41,335
BRAIN [unenthusiastically]
♪ Narf up, narf down, narf it all around ♪

382
00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:42,753
♪ It's his Narfday ♪

383
00:16:42,753 --> 00:16:43,837
[squawking]

384
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:46,423
♪ Narf in, narf out, narf it all about ♪

385
00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:48,509
♪ 'Cause it's his Narfday ♪

386
00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:51,512
♪ Narf side to side, narf far and wide ♪

387
00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:53,972
♪ Narf wherever he decides ♪

388
00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:56,808
♪ It's his Narfday, it's his Narfday ♪

389
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:58,018
[crowd cheering]

390
00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:00,896
♪ It's his Narfday, it's his Narfday! ♪

391
00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:02,314
♪ Stupid Narfday! ♪

392
00:17:02,314 --> 00:17:05,025
♪

393
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:07,486
[yawning]

394
00:17:07,486 --> 00:17:10,364
‐ That was the bestest Narf day

395
00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:13,033
I ever did have, Brain. Thank you.

396
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,994
‐ No, Pinky. Thank you.

397
00:17:17,663 --> 00:17:18,914
[Pinky giggles]

398
00:17:18,914 --> 00:17:21,458
♪

399
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:23,126
[snoring]

400
00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:25,170
‐ Narf, narf, narf, narf, narf...

401
00:17:26,797 --> 00:17:30,384
Brain? W‐where you going
with my birthday present?

402
00:17:30,384 --> 00:17:33,595
‐ I‐I just realized
I never had it polished.

403
00:17:34,263 --> 00:17:36,139
[squeaking]
‐ That's alright, Brain.

404
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:38,100
I like it just the way it is.

405
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,601
‐ I must insist.

406
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:41,270
‐ Really, Brain, it‐it's fine.

407
00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:43,814
‐ No, no, Pinky. I insist.
‐ Brain...

408
00:17:43,814 --> 00:17:44,898
‐ Pinky...
‐ Brain...

409
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,525
[both struggling]

410
00:17:46,525 --> 00:17:47,484
‐ No!

411
00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:50,487
♪

412
00:17:51,947 --> 00:17:53,615
[gasps]

413
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:55,534
[yawn, smacking]

414
00:17:58,579 --> 00:17:59,830
[sighs]

415
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:01,665
[flapping, chirping]

416
00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:05,836
♪

417
00:18:05,836 --> 00:18:08,505
[growling]
‐ Oh, don't beat yourself up, Brain.

418
00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:10,257
I liked the ambulance, sure,

419
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:13,385
but my real birthday present
was getting to spend the day

420
00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:15,304
with my best friend.

421
00:18:15,304 --> 00:18:17,139
‐ Pinky, do you realize what you've done?

422
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,016
That amulet

423
00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:21,018
contained the missing ingredient

424
00:18:21,018 --> 00:18:22,895
for my absolute zero theory!

425
00:18:22,895 --> 00:18:25,063
With it, I could've taken over the world!

426
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:29,401
‐ Y‐you mean you just wanted
my present for yourself?

427
00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:32,196
‐ Of course I did.
The thought of world domination

428
00:18:32,196 --> 00:18:34,364
was the only thing that kept me sane

429
00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:37,117
during the barrage of asinine expeditions

430
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:38,619
that you took me on today.

431
00:18:38,619 --> 00:18:40,162
‐ Oh.

432
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,747
I‐I see. Then,

433
00:18:41,747 --> 00:18:44,625
I guess we can forget about
the last thing on my list, hm?

434
00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:46,418
‐ Indubitably. Look.

435
00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:48,545
♪

436
00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:51,089
Your birthday is officially over, Pinky.

437
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,382
‐ I know that, Brain.

438
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,218
It's been over for weeks.

439
00:18:54,218 --> 00:18:56,053
‐ What? What do you mean?

440
00:18:56,053 --> 00:18:58,430
‐ My birthday was last month.

441
00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:00,724
I was gonna remind you,
but you're always so busy

442
00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:02,643
trying to take over the world that,

443
00:19:02,643 --> 00:19:04,895
well, I didn't want to distract you.

444
00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:07,898
♪

445
00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:11,527
‐ Perhaps I did end up solving my
absolute zero theory after all, Pinky.

446
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:15,322
For I am an absolute zero
when it comes to being a friend.

447
00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:17,491
Can you ever forgive me?

448
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:23,163
‐ Mm, sure I can, Brain.
That's what friends do.

449
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:26,250
But, can we do the last
thing on my birthday list?

450
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:28,460
‐ Of course, Pinky. Whatever you want.

451
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:30,712
‐ I want to take over the world.

452
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,132
‐ [sighs] Come, Pinky.

453
00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:36,677
Then we must prepare for tomorrow night.

454
00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:38,971
‐ Why, Brain? What are
we gonna do tomorrow night?

455
00:19:38,971 --> 00:19:41,223
‐ Are you serious? You just said...

456
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:43,100
[sighs] Never mind.

457
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:45,435
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

458
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:47,396
Try to take over the world!

459
00:19:47,396 --> 00:19:49,106
‐ Yay!
[crash]

460
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:56,154
♪

461
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:08,417
‐ Hey, hey, hey, hey.
No time for backstory, George Lucas.

462
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:09,918
This is a five minute sketch.

463
00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:11,753
Places, people! Places!
[clapping]

464
00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:14,131
And... action.

465
00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:17,718
‐ W‐what is the meaning of this nonsense?

466
00:20:17,718 --> 00:20:20,846
‐ Johnny, sweetie, relax.
We're jesters. We jest.

467
00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:24,099
‐ So, uh, you're a tyrant, huh?

468
00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:26,768
‐ [giggles] Well, I try. [giggles]

469
00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:28,729
I crush the odd dissenter,

470
00:20:28,729 --> 00:20:31,940
boil the odd conspirator,
filet the odd peasant.

471
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:35,444
‐ Oh, stop! You're making me hungry!
I haven't had lunch!

472
00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:38,739
‐ You know, I've always
had a thing for bad boys.

473
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:43,035
[gag, vomits]

474
00:20:43,035 --> 00:20:44,828
[gasping, spitting]

475
00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:47,456
Haven't showers been invented yet?!

476
00:20:47,456 --> 00:20:48,999
♪

477
00:20:48,999 --> 00:20:51,793
‐ Well, no.
‐ Oh. Yeah, right.

478
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:54,213
[gasps]

479
00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:56,006
[gasps]

480
00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:57,716
[grunting]

481
00:20:58,258 --> 00:20:59,885
[growling]

482
00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:03,138
[gasping, groaning]

483
00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:05,766
♪

484
00:21:05,766 --> 00:21:08,018
‐ [baby talk] Who's a good king? You are!

485
00:21:09,478 --> 00:21:11,146
‐ Guards! Seize them!

486
00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:14,316
‐ Hey! You can't arrest
us for anachronisms!

487
00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:17,152
‐ Anarchy? Did he just say anarchy?

488
00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:20,531
Oh no! 'Tis the civil war
we've long feared!

489
00:21:20,531 --> 00:21:23,700
To arms! To arms!
[screaming, smashing]

490
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:24,826
YAKKO:
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

491
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:26,370
Hold your horsemen, Jack.

492
00:21:26,370 --> 00:21:28,247
If it's civil war you seek to eschew,

493
00:21:28,247 --> 00:21:31,333
we've got just the historical doc for you.

494
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:33,752
‐ A manuscript most major,

495
00:21:33,752 --> 00:21:36,338
mooted for His Magnificence's musing.

496
00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:39,758
‐ I'm listening.
‐ A parchment for your peepers to peruse,

497
00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:42,594
that those privy may
prevent protest from both

498
00:21:42,594 --> 00:21:45,055
plebeian and patrician alike.

499
00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:46,181
‐ Yes, yes, go on.

500
00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:48,892
‐ Again, it's almost lunch time,

501
00:21:48,892 --> 00:21:50,978
and I'm starving!

502
00:21:50,978 --> 00:21:52,062
Verily.

503
00:21:52,062 --> 00:21:54,982
‐ Send them to the dicing chambers!

504
00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:55,983
♪

505
00:21:55,983 --> 00:21:58,402
‐ For lunch?
‐ For dicing!

506
00:21:58,402 --> 00:22:01,405
‐ Just read this.
‐ What is it? And make it quick.

507
00:22:01,405 --> 00:22:04,867
I have a peasant quartering
to attend after lunch.

508
00:22:04,867 --> 00:22:07,077
‐ Oh sure. He gets lunch.

509
00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:09,413
DOT:
This is the Magna Carta, Your Majesty.

510
00:22:09,413 --> 00:22:12,124
Your salvation. Simply sign it swiftly,

511
00:22:12,124 --> 00:22:14,501
and sedition is certain to subside.

512
00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:16,003
‐ Ugh! This is silly.

513
00:22:16,003 --> 00:22:17,796
‐ Silly! Very good.

514
00:22:17,796 --> 00:22:19,423
Let us explain.

515
00:22:19,423 --> 00:22:21,592
‐ ♪ Don't be coy, old Johnny boy ♪

516
00:22:21,592 --> 00:22:23,468
♪ We have seen what you decreed ♪

517
00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:25,846
♪ You've taxed
and pillaged every village ♪

518
00:22:25,846 --> 00:22:28,140
♪ And ignored their every need ♪

519
00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:30,309
‐ ♪ So, we wrote the Magna Carta ♪

520
00:22:30,309 --> 00:22:32,561
‐ ♪ Which is Latin for Great Charter ♪

521
00:22:32,561 --> 00:22:35,063
‐ ♪ And you'd do well lest folk rebel ♪

522
00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:37,524
♪ To sign this clever creed ♪

523
00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:39,818
‐ ♪ The British Isles
will have fair trials ♪

524
00:22:39,818 --> 00:22:41,320
♪ And I'll tell you what's more ♪

525
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:44,823
♪ Neither king nor son nor anyone
will be above the law ♪

526
00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:46,909
WAKKO:
♪ So, if you're to have a hope ♪

527
00:22:46,909 --> 00:22:48,660
DOT:
♪ And win the blessings of the Pope ♪

528
00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:51,663
‐ ♪ You can't decline, you'll have
to sign, or face a civil war ♪

529
00:22:51,663 --> 00:22:53,957
DOT: ♪ Though you'll be vexed,
this deed's effects ♪

530
00:22:53,957 --> 00:22:57,252
♪ Go far beyond this region,
you can stamp and shout and whine about ♪

531
00:22:57,252 --> 00:22:58,337
♪ This blatant act of treason ♪
‐ Guards!

532
00:22:58,337 --> 00:23:00,214
WAKKO: ♪ But we demand habeas corpus ♪

533
00:23:00,214 --> 00:23:02,424
‐ ♪ Meaning tyrants should be cautious ♪

534
00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:03,800
‐ ♪ No more arrests at
the king's behest ♪

535
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,844
♪ For now you'll need a reason ♪

536
00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:09,473
‐ ♪ Unless you're craving one more
bathing, embrace legal restitution ♪

537
00:23:09,473 --> 00:23:12,684
♪ Church and state will separate
or there'll be regal revolution ♪

538
00:23:12,684 --> 00:23:14,186
‐ ♪ And the message then will spread ♪

539
00:23:14,186 --> 00:23:15,938
‐ ♪ Like liberty butter on freedom bread ♪

540
00:23:15,938 --> 00:23:19,024
‐ ♪ Through the ages to the pages
of the US Constitution ♪

541
00:23:19,024 --> 00:23:22,277
‐ ♪ In 800 years, to people's cheers,
these words will further travel ♪

542
00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:25,489
♪ To unclasp each despot's grasp,
and to ensure their reigns unravel ♪

543
00:23:25,489 --> 00:23:27,074
‐ ♪ Rights were granted at our birth ♪

544
00:23:27,074 --> 00:23:28,700
‐ ♪ To every corner of the Earth ♪

545
00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:32,287
WAKKO:
♪ From United Nations declarations ♪

546
00:23:32,287 --> 00:23:35,958
ALL: ♪ Down to every judge's gavel ♪

547
00:23:35,958 --> 00:23:38,210
♪

548
00:23:39,670 --> 00:23:42,089
‐ Okay. [panting] That has to work.

549
00:23:43,382 --> 00:23:45,801
‐ What is the United Nations?

550
00:23:45,801 --> 00:23:48,178
And what is the US Constitution?

551
00:23:48,178 --> 00:23:50,931
And what on Earth is liberty butter?!

552
00:23:50,931 --> 00:23:53,267
‐ Listen, John‐O,
just sign or get off the throne.

553
00:23:54,726 --> 00:23:58,355
‐ Yeah. I mean, surely you'd do
anything to prevent another civil war.

554
00:23:58,355 --> 00:24:00,899
‐ I'd do anything to prevent another song!

555
00:24:00,899 --> 00:24:03,902
‐ That'll do! Just sign here
and here and here and here.

556
00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:08,824
‐ We did it! And there's still
a little time left on the clock.

557
00:24:08,824 --> 00:24:12,536
‐ Huh. We're not usually that efficient.
What should we do now?

558
00:24:12,536 --> 00:24:14,079
YAKKO:
Say, KJ,

559
00:24:14,079 --> 00:24:17,958
would you like to hear all about
the Battle of Hastings?

560
00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:19,751
Hit it, lute boy!

561
00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:20,794
♪

562
00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:22,379
‐ I abdicate!

563
00:24:22,379 --> 00:24:24,006
I abdicate!

564
00:24:25,257 --> 00:24:27,634
I abdicate!
[crash]

565
00:24:28,302 --> 00:24:30,179
‐ Goodbye, everybody!

566
00:24:30,179 --> 00:24:31,638
♪

567
00:24:34,683 --> 00:24:37,686
♪