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♪ theme song playing ♪

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‐ ♪ It's time for Animaniacs! ♪

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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪

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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪

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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪

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‐ ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
‐ ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪

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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪

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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪

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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪

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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪

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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪

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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪

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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪

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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪

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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪

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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪

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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪

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♪ We're animan‐ey, totally insane‐y ♪

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‐ ♪ This horse's mane‐y ♪

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‐ ♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪

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♪

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♪ dramatic music ♪

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[screaming]
[thunder]

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[sneezes]

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‐ Blegh.
‐ It's working, Mrs. Brainble.

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Soon, this putrid nutrient slop of yours

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will have broken their spirits entirely,

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making these orphans the perfect
worker drones for my latest plan

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to seize control of the British Empire!

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‐ Oh, it is good to see
you smile, Mr. Brainble.

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I'm so happy!

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We're living in blissful
matrimony, and [laughs]

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me accent don't seem
so out of place for once. Narf!

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‐ Please, sir, can I have...

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seconds?
‐ Seconds!? Wait,

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you actually like
this fetid calorie paste, urchin?

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‐ I love it! But, this is a guy

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who literally eats a dump truck
full of garbage in the intro,

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so maybe take my opinion
with a grain of salt.

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‐ Egad! A grain of salt! Genius!

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♪

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‐ ♪ Gruel, gruesome ol' gruel ♪

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♪ Tastes like milky fishes ♪

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♪ You think that it's cruel ♪

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♪ But I think it's delicious ♪

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♪ Foul, rancid, and stinkin', boys ♪

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♪ Just look at it splashin' ♪

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[screaming]

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♪ If you won't be drinkin', boys ♪

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♪ I'll slurp up your rations ♪

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[rhythmic slurping]

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[slurping]

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♪ Just thinking of eating it ♪

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♪ Is enough to make me drool ♪

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♪ Oh, gruel, sickening gruel ♪

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♪ Maggoty gruel ♪

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♪ Gruesome ol' gruel! ♪

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What's for dessert? Is it more gruel?

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[growls]

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Ah! Whoa!

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Now, where am I gonna get my gruel?

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‐ There is this one place I've
heard of that still serves gruel,

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but it's all the way in London.
‐ How far is that?

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‐ Ah, about a 10 second, 19 frame montage.

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♪

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[sniffing]

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♪

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And it should be right...

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‐ But you're not even holding a map!

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‐ Some improv partner you are.

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[sniffing]

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What's wrong, boy?
Fire down at the old mill?

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‐ Timmy's fallen down a well?

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‐ The advent of the industrial revolution
has led to cheaper material goods,

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but at great human and environmental cost?

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‐ It's gruel!

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♪

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♪ foreboding music ♪

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FAGINSNIFF:
Ah... It appears we have new guests.

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Velcome, my dearies. [laughs]

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I am Dr. Faginsniff.

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‐ Howdy doody!
Name's Yakk Dawkins, Faginsniff,

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better known amongst me more
inti‐mates as the Artful Yakker.

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This here is Dottie Bates.
‐ How dare you call me Dottie!

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‐ It's your name in this sketch, sis.

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We all have to make adjustments.

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Look at me! I'm wearing a coat!

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‐ I'm still not wearing any pants.
It's in me contract.

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‐ And this pants‐less wonder
is Wakkiver Twist.

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[sniffing]

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‐ Ah! He wants the gruel, ja?

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Well, young Wakkiver,

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we vork for our gruel around here.

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So, tell me, what are your qualifications?

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‐ Qualifications... Well,

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I'm fluent in sarcasm,

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I'm a three‐time Emmy Award viewer,

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I did four years of contemporary
and two of tap‐‐

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‐ Uhp‐uhp‐uhp‐uhp. Entertainer, eh?

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Well, we may have some use
for you after all. For you see...

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♪ In this sketch, one thing counts ♪

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♪ Musical numbers, large amounts ♪

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♪ This slop you see don't come for free ♪

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♪ You'll have to sing a song
for your gruel, boy ♪

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♪ Have to sing a song for your gruel ♪

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‐ ♪ Bowls like these don't grow on trees ♪

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♪ You'll have to sing
a song for your gruel ♪

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‐ Singing? Ah, that's easy.

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We've been doing that
since 150 years from now!

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‐ Hey, mister, can we join, too?

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We get higher residuals for songs.

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‐ Uh huh...

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♪ If I should use their act ♪

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♪ To pick pockets as they distract ♪

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♪ Huge returns for us to earn ♪

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♪ Yes, you can sing a song
for your gruel, kids ♪

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♪ You all can sing a song for your gruel ♪

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ORPHANS:
♪ As they mislead, we'll do the deed ♪

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♪ You all can sing a song for your gruel ♪

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‐ Pickpocketing? But we're chaotic good!

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It would go against our
whole character alignment.

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‐ You... could hear all that?

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‐ Just 'cause you sing it,
doesn't mean we can't hear it.

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‐ [laughs]
That would be a ridiculous rule.

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‐ No, no, no, no.
I didn't say we pick pockets.

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I said we do "click and collects."

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We are eine redistribution center.
You see,

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we redistribute wealth from those
who have it to us.

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[laughs evilly]
What do you say?

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Join us?

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[sad dog whimpering]

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♪

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[laughing]

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♪

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[thunder]

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♪ Pinky & the Brain theme music playing ♪

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‐ Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?

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‐ The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

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Try to take over the world!
[thunder]

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♪

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‐ ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪

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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪

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♪ One is a genius ♪

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♪ The other's insane ♪

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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪

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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪

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♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪

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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪

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♪

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PINKY: Ooh, look, Brain!
A quiz about toxic friendships!

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Question one,

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is your friend a good listener?

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‐ Silence, Pinky.
Egwind and I are working.

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[beeping]

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‐ Thanks for letting me be
a part of the team, Mr. Brain.

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I really appreciate being
given the chance to shine.

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‐ And shine you will, Egwind.

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Using optogenetics, I will fire

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this modified blue light laser
at your amygdala.

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By activating the neurons
that cause aggression,

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I'll finally have an assistant
with a true killer instinct!

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[beeping, whirring]

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[laughing]

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‐ Ah!

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♪

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[roaring, snarling]

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‐ Yes. Yes! It's working!

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[roaring]

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[snarling, grunting]

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[roaring]

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[floor creaking]
‐ Farewell...

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‐ Well, I suppose one
must break a few eggs

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to make a bad egg.

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This time, I'll just
dial things back a smidge.

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[whirring]

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‐ Question two, does your
friend take advantage of you?

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[beeping]

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♪

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[grunts]

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‐ Pinky? How are you doing?

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Are you feeling anymore vicious?

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‐ Vicious? No, Brain, I swear!

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I gave that up after I was
banned from the aquarium!

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‐ [sighs] Alas, you're unchanged.

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Perhaps I dialed it down too much.
Let's give you another zap...

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♪

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[grunting]

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[gagging]

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Pinky... let me go...

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‐ Sorry, Brain,
I don't know what's happening!

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I can't seem to control my hands!

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[straining]

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[Brain yells]
[whimpers]

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♪

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[gagging]
‐ Fascinating.

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Somehow, only your hands
have acquired a killer instinct.

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They now have a mind of their own
and are functioning independently,

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as if you are Destiny's Child
and your hands are Beyoncé.

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‐ [grunts] Ooh! Nice reference, Brain.

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You see? I told you getting
that lifetime subscription

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to Rolling Stone was a good idea.

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♪

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[yelling, struggling, gagging]

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[yelling]

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‐ Enough is enough!
You do whatever you'd like to Pinky,

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but my equipment is worth
more than... well, Pinky.

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[whimpers]

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‐ Uh oh. I'm not sure my hands like
being tied up this way, Brain.

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Ah!

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‐ Oh no you don't! Get back here.

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[grunts]

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[exclaiming]

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‐ I'll never forget you, Brain!

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[cars honking]

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MAN:
What? Ah!

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[screaming]
[sirens wailing]

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[explosion]
‐ Ah!

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Perhaps I've unleashed an intelligence
so devious and cunning,

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it can never be contained.

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Perhaps my scientific hubris
has at last gotten the better of me.

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Perhaps I've finally gone too far!
[screaming continues]

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Nah.

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♪

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I must formulate a contingency plan

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in case I'm forced to destroy him.

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‐ Destroy who, Brain?
‐ P‐Pinky!

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How did you escape the authorities?

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‐ Oh dear. Well,

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they tried to take me to
the station for questioning.

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And then, remember that scene
in Silence of the Lambs?

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It was just like that,

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except I didn't need
to steal anyone's face.

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My hands... just did it for fun...

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I'm sorry, Brain. I do
nothing but cause trouble.

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I'm hopeless.

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‐ Hm. On the contrary.

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Pinky, are you pondering
what I'm pondering?

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‐ I think so, Brain,

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but nothing in the rulebook says
a possum can't play Frisbee golf.

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‐ The only thing emptier than your skull

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is my promise to start flossing. [grunts]

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[bones cracking]
[gasps]

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Ah. What I mean to say is
your dexterous digits

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may be exactly the thing
I need after all.

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With their help, I can finally carry out

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my grandest, most ambitious scheme yet.

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Excavating frozen mastodons

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to create an army of super soldiers!

255
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‐ Aw, cute!

256
00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:48,834
‐ Ow!

257
00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:52,462
Fine. Uh, then what say you
to changing the Earth's rotation

258
00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:54,423
with a giant electromagnet?

259
00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:56,967
‐ I don't get it, but I love it!

260
00:11:57,593 --> 00:12:00,137
‐ Ow! Uh, roger that.

261
00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:02,222
How about causing society to crumble

262
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:05,684
by altering the DNA of
a deadly insect? [gasps]

263
00:12:06,852 --> 00:12:08,478
♪

264
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:12,441
Okay then. Then, help me
take over the world!

265
00:12:12,441 --> 00:12:14,776
Not as my assistant or rivals,

266
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,195
but as partners.

267
00:12:16,195 --> 00:12:18,363
Shall we shake on it?
PINKY: Talk to the hand

268
00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,782
'cause the Pinky can't
physically control them anymore.

269
00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:23,202
♪

270
00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:27,998
‐ Pack your bags, Pinky.
We are going to Bethesda, Maryland.

271
00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:30,459
‐ Ooh! What's in Maryland, Brain? I mean,

272
00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:34,087
besides Fort McHenry, Camden Yards,
the Chesapeake Blue Crab,

273
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,298
the Walters Art Museum,
Crystal Grottoes Cavern,

274
00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:37,674
Edgar Allan Poe's memorial,

275
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,551
and the National Aquarium,

276
00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:42,137
which I've not yet been banned from.

277
00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:44,598
BRAIN:
The National Institutes of Health.

278
00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:47,601
‐ That's it! That's the one I forgot!

279
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,478
[grunts]

280
00:12:49,478 --> 00:12:51,230
‐ Inside this building

281
00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:54,733
is the sophisticated gene editing
tool known as CRISPR.

282
00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:56,401
Once we've unlocked its secrets,

283
00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:59,780
we will engineer a mosquito
with an extra‐large stinger.

284
00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:02,324
Anyone bitten will scratch themselves mad,

285
00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:05,827
unless they come to me for
my specially developed itch cream.

286
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:09,873
‐ Egad, terrific, Brain!
A foolproof plan as usual.

287
00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:13,460
‐ But first, we'll need to find
a way inside the building.

288
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:14,962
♪

289
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:18,549
‐ Say no more, Brain! It appears
I've got that under control.

290
00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:21,510
‐ Whatever harebrained
scheme you've got, Pinky,

291
00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,095
it's not going to‐‐

292
00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:28,350
Wow. That's rather impressive,
Pinky's pinkies.

293
00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:29,726
‐ Thanks, Brain!

294
00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:34,398
Now, please turn off and stow
all electronic devices

295
00:13:34,398 --> 00:13:37,359
for absolutely no reason
at all as we... prepare...

296
00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:39,820
for liftoff!

297
00:13:40,112 --> 00:13:43,115
Woohoo! [laughing]

298
00:13:43,115 --> 00:13:45,409
♪

299
00:13:47,411 --> 00:13:50,497
‐ Alright, Pinky. To enter
the most restricted areas,

300
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,958
we will need to procure
an identification badge

301
00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,626
with the appropriate clearance.

302
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:58,046
That is why you and I
are posing as lunch ladies.

303
00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,715
‐ How theatrical, Brain!

304
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,259
[grunts]

305
00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:04,720
‐ This powder will turn the shepherd's pie

306
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:06,930
into a gastrointestinal nightmare.
[screaming]

307
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:09,266
Once their pants are down, we will...

308
00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:10,976
[people screaming]

309
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,854
[grunting]

310
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,398
‐ Doo doo doot doo doo.

311
00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:18,317
We will what, Brain?

312
00:14:20,444 --> 00:14:22,029
‐ Pinky,

313
00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:25,032
there are three little words
I've never said to you before.

314
00:14:25,741 --> 00:14:26,742
That was cool.

315
00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:29,119
♪

316
00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:32,623
Drat. We're too small to reach
the security access pad.

317
00:14:33,624 --> 00:14:36,418
But, if I can lure a dog
in here with this whistle,

318
00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:39,755
we can stand on its back and‐‐
PINKY: [laughs] Brain, I think

319
00:14:39,755 --> 00:14:42,090
my hand is trying to tell you
that you're number one!

320
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,552
♪

321
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:45,969
[beep]

322
00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:47,971
[door opens]

323
00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:51,099
‐ You're just spoiling me.

324
00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:55,103
Now, to engineer our super mosquito.

325
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:56,063
♪

326
00:14:56,772 --> 00:14:58,774
You look for the CRISPR
instruction manual,

327
00:14:58,774 --> 00:15:02,069
while I sedate the specimen
by reading it a bedtime story.

328
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,863
[grunting]

329
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,157
[grunts]

330
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:08,742
‐ Hm?

331
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,538
Hm? Oh!

332
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:14,957
[beeping]

333
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:17,167
‐ Or I could just leave everything

334
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,378
in your capable hands. [sighs]
[beeping, typing continues]

335
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:23,006
[screeching]

336
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:26,677
I must say, you're really coming
in handy on this adventure.

337
00:15:26,677 --> 00:15:28,387
[laughs] Get it, Pinky?

338
00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:30,055
Handy? Where'd you go?

339
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:33,350
‐ I'm over here, Brain!
By this Jack and Jill bidet.

340
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:34,852
[buzzing]

341
00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:36,353
♪

342
00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:37,563
‐ Huh?

343
00:15:38,564 --> 00:15:40,607
[maniacal laughter]

344
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,073
[explosion]

345
00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:49,366
[alarm ringing]

346
00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:52,286
Pinky, stop fooling around
and bring back that bug! [coughs]

347
00:15:52,286 --> 00:15:54,413
‐ Okie‐dokie, smartichokey!

348
00:15:55,873 --> 00:15:57,165
Ow!

349
00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:58,667
Ow! Hey!

350
00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:01,128
Don't make me come down there! Ow!

351
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,213
[screaming]

352
00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:05,215
♪

353
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,887
[alarm continues]
‐ Well, that stings a bit. [coughing]

354
00:16:09,887 --> 00:16:11,388
I must find a way out of here!

355
00:16:16,185 --> 00:16:18,145
[screaming]

356
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:19,688
[clanging]

357
00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:21,732
Ah! Ah! Oh! [panting]

358
00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:24,985
Pinky! Are you out here?
PINKY: Brain!

359
00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:27,988
I'm over here on this chubby little plane!

360
00:16:28,864 --> 00:16:29,489
[muffled grunt]

361
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:36,038
♪

362
00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:38,332
[grunts]

363
00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:44,671
Oh dear. My hands betrayed Brain,
and I can't stop them!

364
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,298
What should I do?

365
00:16:46,298 --> 00:16:48,675
The only responsible thing I can do.

366
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,054
Well, folks,
it looks like I‐270 is backed up

367
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,805
all the way to the Beltway

368
00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:55,807
because of a closure
in the right two lanes,

369
00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:59,102
and do try to avoid the area
around Chevy Chase as there is

370
00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:02,856
a four‐alarm fire at
the National Institute of Health.

371
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:05,984
‐ Hold still, Pinky.
I just need to crack open your hood

372
00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,611
and give you a tiny tune‐up.

373
00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:09,112
‐ Okay! Sounds good.

374
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:10,531
[whirring]
BRAIN: Ah!

375
00:17:10,531 --> 00:17:12,533
♪

376
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:14,785
[grunting]

377
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:17,788
[grunts] Ah!

378
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,290
Ah! Ow.

379
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,544
[yelling]

380
00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:24,837
Ow! Ow!

381
00:17:25,796 --> 00:17:27,464
[straining]

382
00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:29,758
[screaming]

383
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:32,970
PINKY:
Hey! You two!

384
00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:35,097
If you wanna kill my friend,

385
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:37,516
you're gonna have to go through me!

386
00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:40,936
[choking]

387
00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:44,147
I never... got to... see Paris...

388
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,941
[choking] Texas...

389
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:49,111
[helicopter whirring down]

390
00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:55,367
[coughing]

391
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:57,452
‐ Pinky!

392
00:18:00,998 --> 00:18:02,875
Pinky, are you alright?

393
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:07,379
♪ sad music ♪

394
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:10,340
[whimpering]

395
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:11,508
[sniffling]

396
00:18:17,598 --> 00:18:19,975
‐ Brain! You saved me!

397
00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:21,351
[gasping]

398
00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:25,564
♪

399
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:28,317
‐ You received a concussion in the crash,

400
00:18:28,317 --> 00:18:31,528
which seems to have reversed
the alterations to your amygdala.

401
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,989
‐ Oh, that's so wonderful to hear, Brain.

402
00:18:33,989 --> 00:18:37,701
I was so tired of not having
any control over my body!

403
00:18:38,619 --> 00:18:40,204
[laughs]

404
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:44,917
‐ Come, Pinky. We must return
to the lab to lick our wounds

405
00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:46,585
and prepare for tomorrow night.

406
00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:48,879
‐ Why, Brain, what are
we gonna do tomorrow night?

407
00:18:48,879 --> 00:18:51,423
‐ The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

408
00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:53,509
Try to take over the world!

409
00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:57,054
‐ ♪ They're dinky, they're Pinky
and the Brain, Brain, Brain‐‐ ♪

410
00:18:57,054 --> 00:18:59,097
[buzzing]

411
00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:05,687
♪

412
00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:10,275
♪

413
00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:11,777
‐ Okay, orphan Warners.

414
00:19:11,777 --> 00:19:14,696
Wakkiver needs his gruel.
What are we gonna sing?

415
00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:17,741
‐ Let's not go through the whole
rigmarole of you pretending

416
00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:20,702
you don't wanna sing your
countries of the world song.

417
00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:21,912
It's getting old.

418
00:19:21,912 --> 00:19:25,165
‐ Countries of the early 19th century?
This might be a quick one.

419
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,667
♪

420
00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:33,632
♪ Yakko's World music playing ♪

421
00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:36,635
♪ Great Britain and Prussia,
the Empire of Russia ♪

422
00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:38,637
♪ Two Sicilies, Sulu, Siam ♪

423
00:19:38,637 --> 00:19:40,681
♪ The Papal States, Zululand,
Persian Empire ♪

424
00:19:40,681 --> 00:19:42,808
♪ And Jolof, Kaabu, and Bhutan ♪

425
00:19:42,808 --> 00:19:44,935
♪ Ashanti and Toro, Punjab and Bunyoro ♪

426
00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:46,937
♪ Holy Roman Empire is gone ♪

427
00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:49,064
♪ Dahomey, Bukhara, Selangor, Bambara ♪

428
00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:50,732
♪ The Ottomans, Parma, and Kong ♪

429
00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:53,318
♪ There's Brunswick Bavaria,
Central America ♪

430
00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:55,195
♪ Schleswig and Saxe‐Coburg‐Gotha ♪

431
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:57,155
♪ Archduchy of Austria,
next Queen Victoria ♪

432
00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:59,658
♪ Goodbye, the Empire Maratha! ♪

433
00:20:02,286 --> 00:20:04,496
♪ China's Empire of Qing,
Bhutan calls Norbu king ♪

434
00:20:04,496 --> 00:20:06,498
♪ The lovely free city of Bremen ♪

435
00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:08,709
♪ The Afghani Emirate, Aden Protectorate ♪

436
00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:10,502
♪ That's what they used to call Yemen ♪

437
00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:12,838
♪ Kingdoms Gomma and Khiva,
Limmu‐Enarrea ♪

438
00:20:12,838 --> 00:20:14,548
♪ The Sultanates Maldives, Perak... ♪

439
00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:17,426
EGWIND: [grunts] Ah!

440
00:20:17,426 --> 00:20:20,095
♪

441
00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:21,346
‐ How'd we do, boss?

442
00:20:22,431 --> 00:20:25,142
‐ You have met the targets und quotas.

443
00:20:25,142 --> 00:20:26,393
[coins rattling]

444
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:33,233
[slurping]

445
00:20:33,567 --> 00:20:36,612
‐ I know I've said this before,
but can I have seconds‐‐

446
00:20:36,612 --> 00:20:38,739
‐ Nein! One meal per day!

447
00:20:38,739 --> 00:20:39,990
No more!

448
00:20:40,449 --> 00:20:42,743
‐ Well, at least give us
our cut of the profits.

449
00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:47,789
Oof.

450
00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:51,084
Queen Victoria has really let herself go.

451
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,754
‐ Is eine Fagincoin.

452
00:20:53,754 --> 00:20:57,216
Completely decentralized,
private, instant payment,

453
00:20:57,216 --> 00:20:58,967
very low transaction fees.

454
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:00,844
Is the next big thing!

455
00:21:00,844 --> 00:21:03,931
Just wait till our ICO. [laughs]

456
00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:06,099
You'll see.
‐ So, lemme get this straight.

457
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:07,768
We don't get a proper meal break,

458
00:21:07,768 --> 00:21:10,687
you don't pay us a real wage,
and you take all the profits.

459
00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,564
How is any of this legal?

460
00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:15,400
‐ Why, it's the miracle of
independent contracting.

461
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,694
Let me explain.
[Warners screaming]

462
00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:21,031
♪ Conceive of yourself, freelance ♪

463
00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:24,243
♪ Conceive of yourself,
not a real employee ♪

464
00:21:24,243 --> 00:21:27,871
♪ Sign here, you don't have to read ♪

465
00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:30,791
♪ Certain legal protections might
be something you concede ♪

466
00:21:30,791 --> 00:21:34,211
♪ Conceive of yourself, well poor ♪

467
00:21:34,211 --> 00:21:37,506
♪ Conceive of yourself,
part of the inventory ♪

468
00:21:37,506 --> 00:21:40,843
♪ We've taken away your rights ♪

469
00:21:40,843 --> 00:21:44,096
♪ You'll find that there's no overtime
when you are working nights ♪

470
00:21:44,096 --> 00:21:47,266
♪ If it should chance to be that
you have made a small mistake ♪

471
00:21:47,266 --> 00:21:50,561
♪ Or need a bathroom break, tough luck! ♪

472
00:21:50,561 --> 00:21:53,981
♪ So, go out and sing and dance,
and if you pee your pants ♪

473
00:21:53,981 --> 00:21:56,149
♪ Then, I don't give a‐‐ ♪

474
00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:57,276
‐ Good night, everybody!

475
00:21:58,151 --> 00:22:01,154
‐ Nein! Your shift goes
for another eight hours!

476
00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:04,157
♪

477
00:22:06,869 --> 00:22:09,454
‐ How come they always
get more gruel than us?

478
00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:11,081
It's not fair!

479
00:22:11,081 --> 00:22:13,667
‐ Well, because they are pickpoc‐‐

480
00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:17,045
I‐I mean,
because they are employees.

481
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:19,006
Ja. That's what they are, young Wakkiver.

482
00:22:19,006 --> 00:22:20,674
They do a harder job.

483
00:22:20,674 --> 00:22:23,468
You are only eine temp worker.

484
00:22:26,889 --> 00:22:28,265
[stomach growls]

485
00:22:28,265 --> 00:22:30,142
‐ Can I be an employee?

486
00:22:30,142 --> 00:22:31,560
Please?

487
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,897
‐ Hm... Boys!

488
00:22:34,897 --> 00:22:37,983
Take Wakkiver out with you
und show him the ropes.

489
00:22:37,983 --> 00:22:39,735
He wants to become...

490
00:22:39,735 --> 00:22:41,653
an employee.

491
00:22:41,653 --> 00:22:44,156
[laughing]

492
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,409
‐ ♪ Great Britain and Prussia,
the Empire of Russia ♪

493
00:22:47,409 --> 00:22:49,494
♪ Two Sicilies, Sulu, Siam ♪

494
00:22:49,494 --> 00:22:51,580
♪ The Papal States, Zululand,
Persian Empire ♪

495
00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:53,540
♪ And Jolof, Kaabu, and Bhutan ♪

496
00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:56,376
♪ Ashanti and Toro, Punjab and Bunyoro,
Holy Roman Empire... ♪

497
00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:58,253
‐ Huh? What?

498
00:22:58,253 --> 00:22:59,713
Stop! Thief!
[Yakker stops singing]

499
00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:02,925
♪

500
00:23:02,925 --> 00:23:03,592
[grunts]

501
00:23:03,592 --> 00:23:05,511
‐ [Cockney accent]:
Duh, 'ello, 'ello, 'ello!

502
00:23:05,511 --> 00:23:07,804
Duh, what is all of this then?

503
00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:09,973
‐ This gutter snipe stole my handkerchief

504
00:23:09,973 --> 00:23:12,309
while these two gutter snipes
distracted me!

505
00:23:12,309 --> 00:23:14,394
‐ Hey! We prefer the term waifs.

506
00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:17,064
‐ Or ragamuffins.
‐ Tatterdemalions for me.

507
00:23:17,064 --> 00:23:20,526
‐ Tatter‐duh‐‐ eh, duh, uh... aliens?

508
00:23:20,526 --> 00:23:22,152
‐ That was surprisingly close.

509
00:23:23,612 --> 00:23:25,906
‐ You three are coming with me!

510
00:23:27,366 --> 00:23:29,826
‐ Don't worry, sibs. This is London!

511
00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:31,787
Birthplace of due process!

512
00:23:31,787 --> 00:23:33,539
Innocent until proven guilty.

513
00:23:33,539 --> 00:23:35,624
‐ Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!

514
00:23:35,624 --> 00:23:37,251
10 years hard labor!

515
00:23:37,251 --> 00:23:39,962
Have them deported to the colonies!

516
00:23:39,962 --> 00:23:42,172
‐ Here you go, pal.
Get us a nice cell on the ship, hm?

517
00:23:42,172 --> 00:23:44,174
Something in premium convict...

518
00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:49,346
‐ Passing fake currency?

519
00:23:49,346 --> 00:23:52,140
Double their sentence! 20 years!

520
00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:54,935
‐ That's not fake! It's a Fagincoin.

521
00:23:54,935 --> 00:23:57,062
‐ Yeah! Our boss pays us in it.

522
00:23:57,062 --> 00:23:58,564
♪

523
00:24:00,107 --> 00:24:01,233
[crowd gasping]

524
00:24:01,233 --> 00:24:03,944
‐ Oh, I knew it was a bad idea

525
00:24:03,944 --> 00:24:05,487
to come to the trial, but,

526
00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:08,282
you know, I just love
these procedural dramas.

527
00:24:08,282 --> 00:24:09,908
‐ 30 years hard labor

528
00:24:09,908 --> 00:24:12,494
for circulating counterfeit tender!

529
00:24:13,328 --> 00:24:15,497
‐ Ah! [grunts]

530
00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:16,582
♪

531
00:24:16,582 --> 00:24:18,375
‐ Send him to Australia!

532
00:24:18,876 --> 00:24:20,711
‐ He means Austria, ja?

533
00:24:20,711 --> 00:24:23,297
Oh, it will be so nice to visit home.

534
00:24:23,297 --> 00:24:24,548
Ah!
[clattering]

535
00:24:24,548 --> 00:24:26,175
[whimpering]

536
00:24:28,177 --> 00:24:30,512
‐ I suppose I owe you an apology.

537
00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:32,306
I didn't realize that awful man

538
00:24:32,306 --> 00:24:34,892
was preying on your
desperation so callously.

539
00:24:35,309 --> 00:24:38,187
I'm sorry.
‐ That's okay, Mrs. Lady.

540
00:24:38,187 --> 00:24:41,190
Just adopt us like in the original
story and feed us gruel

541
00:24:41,190 --> 00:24:43,567
for the remainder of our natural lives.

542
00:24:43,567 --> 00:24:46,528
‐ Side note, we might be immortal.
‐ And we'll call it a day.

543
00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:48,614
[elephant bellowing]

544
00:24:48,614 --> 00:24:50,449
[screaming]

545
00:24:50,449 --> 00:24:52,826
♪

546
00:24:52,826 --> 00:24:54,077
[crying]

547
00:24:55,037 --> 00:24:58,999
‐ Parliament will crumble
like an over‐floured Scottish shortbread!

548
00:24:58,999 --> 00:25:01,543
Onwards, vile orphans, onwards!

549
00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:03,754
[laughing]

550
00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:09,343
‐ Wow. Maybe we should've
stuck with that storyline.

551
00:25:09,343 --> 00:25:11,053
‐ Yeah. Looks way more interesting

552
00:25:11,053 --> 00:25:13,388
than our heavy‐handed
treatment of workers' rights.

553
00:25:13,388 --> 00:25:15,682
[bellowing]

554
00:25:20,938 --> 00:25:23,941
♪