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‐ ♪ It's time for Animaniacs! ♪

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♪ And we're zany to the‐‐ ♪

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ANNOUNCER:
Not so fast. As part of Warner Brothers'

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before continuing to the next episode.

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‐ Hi! We're the Warner Brothers!

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‐ And the Warner Sister!

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‐ And I'm a mayfly!

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‐ Exercise is an important
part of a healthy lifestyle!

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Everyone can make time for
just 15 minutes of exercise!

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‐ Actually, I don't think
I have that kind of time.

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‐ Nonsense! Let's kick things off

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with some simple jumping jacks!
♪ upbeat music playing ♪

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‐ These really target
the parts of your body

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that you use to do jumping jacks!

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‐ No, I'm serious.

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Mayflies only live a few hours,
and I'm already over the hill. [panting]

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‐ Nah. Not over the hill yet!

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We've still got a few seconds
of mountain climbers left!

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[bleating]
[grunting]

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‐ I don't know what a mountain climber is.
I don't even know what a mountain is!

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‐ What? Were you born yesterday?

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‐ No, that's what I'm trying to tell you.
I wasn't born yesterday.

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I was born today!
My time is very limited,

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and I have so much more I wanna do.

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‐ I hear you!

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‐ Let's work on your quads!

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[grunting]

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‐ I wanted to have kids. Maybe two,

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even 3,000!

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‐ Meh, you're not missing much.
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Let's do some pec flies!

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‐ Flies! Finally, something I can do.

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[grunts, gasps]

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‐ Look at that!
You're losing weight already!

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[wind blowing]

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‐ I've spent my whole life
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here at the gym, away from my family...

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‐ [laughs] That's right!

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The gym really can be
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‐ Now, this final exercise
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Are you ready?

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ALL:
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[thunder crashes]

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♪ somber music playing ♪

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[thunder]

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‐ I didn't realize
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‐ She touched a lot of lives.

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‐ ♪ So just sit back and relax ♪

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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪

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‐ ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
‐ ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪

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♪ Just for fun, we run around
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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪

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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪

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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪

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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪

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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪

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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪

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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪

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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪

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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪

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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪

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♪ We're animan‐ey, totally insane‐y ♪

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‐ ♪ Cell membrane‐y ♪

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‐ ♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪

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♪ Pinky and the Brain
theme song playing ♪

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‐ Gee, Brain, what do
you wanna do tonight?

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‐ The same thing
we do every night, Pinky.

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Try to take over the world!

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[thunder clap]

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‐ ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪

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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪

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♪ One is a genius ♪

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♪ The other's insane ♪

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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪

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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪

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♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪

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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪

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♪

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♪

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♪

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[alarm blaring]

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‐ [sing song]: Brain...

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Wakey‐wakey.

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I made a mistakey.

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[sighs]

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‐ What? Where?

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Ah!

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‐ Whee!
[hissing]

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‐ Ooh...

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Great Godfrey Hounsfield! What's going on?
[hissing continues]

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Where are we?

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‐ Um, ground control to Major Brain.

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We're in space! [screams]
[hissing increases]

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[click]
‐ Phew!

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The International Space Station?

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But, how did we get here?

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Please don't tell me Elon's here, too.

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‐ Well, we flew here in a rocket
because you wanted to type a code

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into that computer over there.

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And you wouldn't tell me the code,
even though I really wanted to know,

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and I told you
it was rude to keep secrets!

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‐ Hopefully, I told you
to stuff a sock in it.

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‐ Ha! Yes, you did! Narf!

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You also said the code would make
an electro‐magenta purse.

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Which I thought was a bit strange
because magenta is so last summer.

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‐ Electro‐magenta purse?

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Oh, you must mean electromagnetic pulse.

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Why, one of those could turn off
all the lights on Earth,

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leaving humanity defenseless!

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[zapping]
[concerned chatter]

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[clicking, fizzling]
[horns, crashing]

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[people screaming]

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[zapping]

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[smash]

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Finally! After years of failure,

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I found the perfect plan!

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Nothing stands in our way!

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‐ Ha, that's right, Brain!

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We finally did it!

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We taked over the world!

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‐ Oh, Pinky. This is the happiest
moment of my life.

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Once I press this button,

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the world is mine!

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‐ Well, this calls for a celebration!

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Have one of these delicious
astronaut ice creams.

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I've already had 10.

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‐ Pinky, that's a kitchen sponge.

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‐ Oh. That explains why
I barely had to use the bathroom.

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‐ How bittersweet it is to have
no memory of my greatest triumph.

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‐ Well, I can tell you what happened.
[clears throat]

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You and I were undercover at a school.

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You see, Brain, when you go undercover,
you turn into something you're not.

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Like when vanilla ice cream
is covered with hot fudge,

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and becomes chocolate ice cream!

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‐ Pinky, that's not at all‐‐
‐ Don't interrupt me, babe. Where was I?

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Oh, right. As I was saying,

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you were disguised as a science teacher,

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helping a group of students
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‐ Careful, Marissa. That's it.

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We're in the homestretch now.

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It's been weeks of hard work,
but I knew when I assembled you,

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the school's best and brightest students
in this after‐school STEM program,

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that nothing could stop us from completing
this fully‐functioning scale model

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of the Gemini Titan spacecraft.

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MARISSA:
Great speech, Mr. Brain.

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My favorite part was all the exposition.

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[laughter]

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‐ These little fools have no idea
I've just been using them for free labor.

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Soon, I will steal this rocket
and journey into space!

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‐ Have you noticed how often
Mr. Brain mutters under his breath?

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And also how tiny he is?

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‐ At least he's better than
the new tiny art teacher.

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‐ Oh no, no, no! Don't waste paste, Mason.

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Especially when it's this delicious!

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[gulping]

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[muffled]

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[muffled jabbering]

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[muffled struggling]

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[laughter]

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[muffled]: Ah! Well... ha, ha.
[bell ringing]

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That's all for today, class.

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And remember, I want an essay

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on how to taste the difference
between wood glue

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and modeling paste by Monday.

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And no extensions!

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♪

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‐ Oh no! Ah! [grunts]

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Come, Pinky.

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We must launch in the next few minutes
if we want to make our rendezvous.

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PINKY:
Ooh! A secret rendezvous!

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Can it be? Is Brain...

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in love at last?

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‐ With the space station,
you waste of organic molecules.

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[grunts]

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‐ Ah! So, that's your type, is it?

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Worldly with curves in
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[giggles]

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‐ I've designed a computer program to turn
the space station into a giant weapon.

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To activate the electromagnetic pulse,

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all we must do is install it
in the computer‐‐ [grunts]

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and enter my top secret five‐digit code.
[Pinky straining]

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And no. I won't be telling you the code.

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[sighs] Yes, Pinky,
do you have a question?

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‐ Not anymore, no.

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Is it 00000?

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Or 00001?

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‐ Pinky, enough!
[Pinky grunts]

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We must don our suits and travel

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where only several hundred
lab mice have gone before.

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Space!

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♪

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[groans]
PINKY: See, Brain?

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You remember all that!

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Now, just enter that
delicious five‐digit code,

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and we'll take over the world!

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‐ I don't recall launching the rocket.
‐ I've got an idea.

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How about you just shout out the code,
and I'll type it in here.

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Is it 31415?

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[beeping]

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27182?
[beeping]

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24601?
[beeping]

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[maniacal giggling]

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Boy! Isn't it wacky

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how you can have
100,000 possible combinations

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with a five‐digit code?
It's enough to drive someone,

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certainly not me, but someone

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up the space wall! Gort!

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I mean, zort!

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[beeping continues]
‐ Hm...

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Pinky, are you pondering
what I'm pondering?

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‐ Yes, definitely, Brain.

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When you're the emperor of Earth,

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we should make organ
harvesting sustainable!

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Ah, but first, I'd‐‐ I'd love to hear
that sweet, sweet code.

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‐ In your dreams, impostor!

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[both yelling, grunt]

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♪

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It's all been a ruse!

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We never even left the school!

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[crack]

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Ah!

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[crumbling]
Blech!

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[snap]

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♪

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[zap]

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Julia!

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[mechanical whirring]

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JULIA [in Pinky voice]:
Hello, ex‐husband.

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[normal voice]:
Remember me?

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‐ Yes, obviously. I just said your name.

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What have you done with Pinky?
‐ Oh, sweet Pinky.

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[laughs] Let's just say,

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he's rather occupied.

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No, no, no! No, wait!
I've got a better one.

257
00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:05,832
Let's just say, he's in

258
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:08,544
a sticky situation?

259
00:11:08,544 --> 00:11:09,962
[maniacal laughter]

260
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:11,255
‐ Oh!

261
00:11:11,255 --> 00:11:12,881
♪

262
00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:15,467
‐ [spits] Hi, Brain! Julia's back!

263
00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:17,678
‐ Yes, Pinky. I know.

264
00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:19,304
You took his place.

265
00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:21,098
But, how?
‐ It was simple.

266
00:11:21,098 --> 00:11:23,183
Once I infiltrated Pinky's art class,

267
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,435
I waited until we were alone.

268
00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:27,479
[mechanical whirring]

269
00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:28,981
[whirring]

270
00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:34,278
I used my aesthetic genius to
build a perfect replica of his head

271
00:11:34,278 --> 00:11:36,029
from papier mâché!

272
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,698
[clock ticking]
The mask took a long time to dry,

273
00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:40,701
but it gave me time to
finish the Saturday crossword.

274
00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:43,579
[struggling]

275
00:11:43,579 --> 00:11:45,956
‐ Ooh! Ah!
‐ Bup, bup, bup!

276
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,586
Can you think of
a five‐letter word for fool?

277
00:11:50,586 --> 00:11:52,754
I can! Brain!

278
00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:53,964
[whirring]

279
00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:56,300
‐ [grunts]
Why go through all this trouble?

280
00:11:56,300 --> 00:12:00,053
This entire ordeal has been
incredibly inconvenient for both of us.

281
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,723
‐ Because I deserve to rule the world,

282
00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:04,141
not you.
[beep]

283
00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:05,809
♪

284
00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:07,603
‐ Ah!

285
00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:09,688
‐ [giggles]
You think you're so smart, Brain.

286
00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:12,191
Which is barely a name, by the way.

287
00:12:12,191 --> 00:12:14,985
But I'm far more clever, more hardworking,

288
00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:18,363
and I only sometimes get
into fights on Goodreads.

289
00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:22,701
The only part of Ulysses worth reading
is the last chapter,

290
00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:25,204
and everybody knows it!
[zapping]

291
00:12:25,204 --> 00:12:26,747
Anyway,

292
00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:29,833
where was I? That's right.
Here, in my body,

293
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:32,419
about to steal your
secret code, fly to space,

294
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,421
activate the electromagnetic pulse,

295
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,381
and take over the world for myself.

296
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,467
‐ That's quite a narrative
you've assembled, Julia.

297
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:41,178
Did you attend the Iowa Writers' Workshop?

298
00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:42,930
‐ Actually, I got in.

299
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:47,518
But I didn't go because I wanted
real‐life experience!

300
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:51,855
‐ Right...
[Julia screaming]

301
00:12:52,523 --> 00:12:54,191
‐ Give me the code!

302
00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:59,112
‐ You'll have to pry it from
my cold, dead paws.

303
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,949
‐ Don't mind if I fondue.
[beep]

304
00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:04,117
[grunting]

305
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,495
[screaming]

306
00:13:07,371 --> 00:13:10,666
[gurgling]
Say cheese!

307
00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:12,584
Oh, no! Wait, wait, wait!

308
00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,586
I've got a better one! [squeal]

309
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:17,339
Looks like somebody's got

310
00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:19,550
a queso the Mondays!

311
00:13:19,550 --> 00:13:21,969
[maniacal laughter]

312
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,095
[babbling]

313
00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:25,806
[laughing]

314
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:28,100
BRAIN:
Celebrating a little early, aren't we?

315
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:30,686
♪ triumphant music playing ♪

316
00:13:30,686 --> 00:13:32,062
JULIA:
How did you escape?

317
00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:34,857
[whirring]
‐ With my help!

318
00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:37,067
[cranking]
‐ Whoa! Whoa!

319
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:39,361
‐ You see, when you
glued me to the wall,

320
00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:41,154
you forgot one crucial detail.

321
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,156
I love eating paste.

322
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,992
Ooh! [chomping]

323
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:47,661
First, I started nibbling
it off my left foot.

324
00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:50,414
But then, I found a nice, tasty morsel

325
00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:51,874
under my left‐‐
‐ Yes!

326
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,625
Yes, we‐‐ we get it, Pinky.

327
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:56,044
[whirring]
Face it, Julia.

328
00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:57,921
Like cooked bread,

329
00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:00,757
you're toast.
‐ [sigh] That's not your best.

330
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:02,050
‐ How about this?

331
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:05,053
You're like a wooden table. Finished!

332
00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:07,472
‐ Ooh! I like that.

333
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:10,434
Worth the wait, worth the wait.
‐ Thank you.

334
00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:12,060
♪ romantic sting ♪

335
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,770
‐ Aw.

336
00:14:14,563 --> 00:14:16,148
♪

337
00:14:16,148 --> 00:14:18,442
[Brain and Julia grunting]
No!

338
00:14:18,442 --> 00:14:21,195
[grunting, struggling]

339
00:14:21,195 --> 00:14:23,155
[yelling]

340
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:27,784
Stop! Stop it!
[Brain and Julia yelling]

341
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:31,455
No fighting!

342
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:32,915
Ah!

343
00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:35,542
[both yell]

344
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,210
[screaming]

345
00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:37,836
[heavy clattering]

346
00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:41,340
[whimpering]

347
00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:43,300
[slurping]

348
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:46,011
Brain! Brain! Are you okay?

349
00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:48,305
‐ [woozy]: Thank you, Your Majesty.

350
00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:50,891
Oh my. Is that Yorkshire Gold? I...

351
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:53,435
I'm a Darjeeling man myself, but I'll...

352
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:55,562
I'll get a‐‐ Huh? [gasps]
[muffled whirring]

353
00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:59,191
[blasting]

354
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,863
♪

355
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,406
‐ I'll be back!

356
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,408
Hasta la vista, baby!

357
00:15:09,201 --> 00:15:11,036
[fizzling]

358
00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:12,996
[explosion]

359
00:15:13,539 --> 00:15:16,250
‐ Hm. Seems the rocket was faulty.

360
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:18,794
Those kids can kiss
their extra credit goodbye.

361
00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:21,380
‐ Egad. I do hope she's okay, Brain.

362
00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:25,551
‐ Of course you do, Pinky,
because you are pure of heart.

363
00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:28,679
And more generally lack
all higher cognitive function.

364
00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:30,055
[crazy laugh]

365
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:32,391
‐ It's true. I am fun!

366
00:15:32,391 --> 00:15:33,934
[laughing]

367
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:36,937
‐ Let us return to the lab
and prepare for tomorrow night.

368
00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:39,523
‐ Why, Brain? What are we
gonna do tomorrow night?

369
00:15:39,523 --> 00:15:42,442
‐ The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

370
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,528
Try to take over the world!

371
00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:46,989
[grunts]

372
00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:49,825
‐ You may have won this match,

373
00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:52,911
but I‐I have plenty of matches left! Ah!
[hawk screeches]

374
00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:54,580
[laughing]

375
00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:57,040
All the matchbooks that
I take from fancy restaurants!

376
00:15:57,040 --> 00:16:00,043
'Cause I steal them while
the hostess isn't looking!

377
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:03,505
[screeching]

378
00:16:04,715 --> 00:16:06,008
[screech]

379
00:16:06,425 --> 00:16:09,720
Sure! They're free anyway,
but I like the thrill of the hunt!

380
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,930
[laughing]

381
00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,515
♪

382
00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:17,519
♪

383
00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:18,604
‐ Oh, hello.

384
00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:20,564
It used to be you
never knew exactly

385
00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:22,024
who was watching your commercial.

386
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,484
But modern data mining
has changed all that.

387
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,612
[computers whir]
The commercials you are about to see

388
00:16:26,612 --> 00:16:29,281
have been selected for you
based on your viewing habits,

389
00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:31,533
social media likes, and blood type.

390
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:35,120
And because these ads are
targeted at you and only you,

391
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:39,041
I think you'll find it impossible not
to purchase the following products.

392
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,293
Based on your recent search terms

393
00:16:41,293 --> 00:16:42,544
"how to make friends,"

394
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:43,837
"bald spot normal"

395
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,422
and "funny things to look at,"

396
00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:48,342
the following ad was
tailor‐made just for you.

397
00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:51,887
‐ When I grow up, I wanna be an astronaut.

398
00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:54,806
‐ When I grow up,
I wanna be a firefighter.

399
00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:58,936
‐ When I grow up,
I wanna work at the DMV.

400
00:16:58,936 --> 00:17:00,479
BOTH:
Whoa.

401
00:17:00,479 --> 00:17:03,482
ANNOUNCER:
Do you want the real experience
of working at the DMV?

402
00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:05,817
Sign‐ups are open for DMV fantasy camp.

403
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:07,277
Administer tests.

404
00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:09,238
[buzz]

405
00:17:09,238 --> 00:17:10,906
Take people's license photos.

406
00:17:10,906 --> 00:17:12,282
[gasps]

407
00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:14,326
[ding]

408
00:17:14,326 --> 00:17:16,036
Deal with unruly customers.

409
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,163
‐ You're in the wrong line, sir.

410
00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:19,873
This is for processing.

411
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,959
You want applications.

412
00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:24,253
‐ I just came from applications.

413
00:17:24,253 --> 00:17:26,755
‐ Just grab your dad's credit card
and call the number on the screen.

414
00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:30,217
Operators are not standing by
because they are also in line at the DMV.

415
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:33,595
‐ Because of your interest in
tiny dancers and harmless dinosaurs,

416
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,722
this next ad is perfect for you.

417
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:39,518
ANNOUNCER: For eons,
the tarantula has roamed the Earth,

418
00:17:39,518 --> 00:17:42,479
impervious to our commands.

419
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:44,481
Until now!
[whistle blows]

420
00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:48,485
[whistle blows]

421
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:50,320
[video game noises play on TV]

422
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,655
[whistling]

423
00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:55,367
‐ How many legs
do your friends have?

424
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:57,286
Thanks, Tarantula Whist‐‐ [gag]

425
00:17:57,286 --> 00:18:00,163
ANNOUNCER:
Tarantula Whistle is a registered
trademark of Arachnophilia Industries,

426
00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,207
which is a wholly owned
subsidiary of Diet Worms, Inc.,

427
00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:03,959
an International Illuminati Concern
dedicated

428
00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:05,794
to openly declaring that
we are gathering world power.

429
00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:08,839
‐ Since you searched for
"Aquaman," "Aquaman sequel,"

430
00:18:08,839 --> 00:18:10,966
and "Jason Momoa beach pics,"

431
00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:13,427
we know you'll rush
out to buy this product.

432
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:16,597
♪

433
00:18:16,597 --> 00:18:18,432
[breathes deeply]

434
00:18:18,432 --> 00:18:19,766
[gags]

435
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,477
‐ ♪ Two times the fishiness,
two times the fun ♪

436
00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:25,606
♪ Two types of tuna in Tuna Fresh gum! ♪

437
00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:27,774
[grunts, chewing]

438
00:18:28,317 --> 00:18:29,526
[gags]

439
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:33,113
‐ It tastes like
you ate gas station sushi.

440
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:36,283
I love it! Let's get married.

441
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,870
‐ Our honeymoon begins!
[seagulls cawing]

442
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:41,997
♪

443
00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:45,042
‐ ♪ It's the two types of
tuna in Tuna Fresh gum! ♪

444
00:18:45,042 --> 00:18:46,585
‐ There you have it, folks.

445
00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:48,420
Now, I don't know what you just saw,

446
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:50,797
but I'm certain it's exactly
what you always wanted.

447
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:53,800
[whistle blows]
‐ Thanks, targeted ads!

448
00:18:59,598 --> 00:19:01,767
♪

449
00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:04,978
‐ ♪ Planet‐eating warlords! ♪

450
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:09,358
♪ Legion of Grimlox ♪

451
00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:12,861
♪ Conquest of Earth lead by ♪

452
00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:16,073
♪ Dire Commander Starbox ♪

453
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:20,369
♪ When he finds a planet
where beings are rife ♪

454
00:19:20,369 --> 00:19:24,081
♪ We descend and consume
all the sentient life ♪

455
00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:26,375
♪ When he sends the signal ♪

456
00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:28,377
♪ We start the invading ♪

457
00:19:28,377 --> 00:19:31,213
♪ Until then, we're waiting,
we're waiting ♪

458
00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:33,298
♪ We're waiting! ♪

459
00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:35,300
♪

460
00:19:39,263 --> 00:19:41,932
‐ Um, in the hole in the backyard...
[Starbox grunting]

461
00:19:41,932 --> 00:19:44,226
there's like a snake hole.

462
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:47,104
Tried to get him out of
his hole and catch him.

463
00:19:47,104 --> 00:19:49,439
I'd take care of him,
[Starbox growls]

464
00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:51,191
and just act like he's a pet.

465
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,277
That's what I'd do.
[grumbles]

466
00:19:53,277 --> 00:19:56,363
[grunts]
You're gross.

467
00:19:57,406 --> 00:19:58,866
Bath time!

468
00:19:58,866 --> 00:20:01,034
♪

469
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:03,412
I was holding a snake.
[growling]

470
00:20:03,412 --> 00:20:06,206
And I felt something weird.
[grunting]

471
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:08,917
And the snake bit my hand!

472
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:11,670
If I have a kid,

473
00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:13,964
I'm gonna let her get a mouse.
[Starbox grunts]

474
00:20:13,964 --> 00:20:16,466
Or him. Who knows?

475
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:17,801
Who knows.

476
00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:19,761
Who knows...

477
00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:22,639
All the stuff that goes down the toilet,

478
00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,099
when you flush it,

479
00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:26,518
it goes in a whirlpool. Down!

480
00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:29,521
Into a big pipe.

481
00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:33,066
It's very long...
[Starbox struggling]

482
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:36,904
When they try to go back to the ocean...
[Starbox laughs]

483
00:20:36,904 --> 00:20:39,031
[Starbox grunts]
it goes through tests,

484
00:20:39,031 --> 00:20:41,700
and the water power plant,
whatever it's called.

485
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,702
If you get dirty, you have to have

486
00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:46,788
soapy time. Time to wash your body!

487
00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,457
♪ Doo do doo! ♪

488
00:20:48,457 --> 00:20:50,751
[Starbox grunting]
Neck. Toes.

489
00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:53,337
Head 'cause you don't have hair.
[Starbox groaning]

490
00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:55,881
Bunsies, too. Tee‐hee!

491
00:20:55,881 --> 00:20:57,090
All done!
[splash]

492
00:20:57,090 --> 00:21:00,135
Oh, I almost forgot.
[gasping]

493
00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:01,470
♪ A toilet is gross ♪

494
00:21:01,470 --> 00:21:03,805
♪ But if you keep it clean ♪

495
00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:05,557
♪ Ea‐ea‐ean ♪

496
00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:07,226
♪ It'll be perfect ♪

497
00:21:07,226 --> 00:21:10,979
♪ Only if you clean it every
week‐eek‐eek ♪

498
00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:13,023
But, we're not gonna
sing about that right now

499
00:21:13,023 --> 00:21:16,026
'cause it's time for the tidal wave.

500
00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:18,529
[struggling]

501
00:21:18,529 --> 00:21:20,322
[splash]
[yelling]

502
00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:21,823
[gurgling]

503
00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:24,743
♪

504
00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:27,746
Oh no! There's a storm coming!

505
00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:30,791
[gasping]
The lightning strikes everywhere.

506
00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:33,919
I almost fell overboard!

507
00:21:33,919 --> 00:21:37,506
[screaming, grunts]
[indistinct singing]

508
00:21:37,506 --> 00:21:39,758
♪

509
00:21:40,843 --> 00:21:42,594
[laughs, grunts]

510
00:21:42,594 --> 00:21:45,597
[singing continues]

511
00:21:47,391 --> 00:21:49,142
[grunting]

512
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:52,688
[struggling]

513
00:21:52,855 --> 00:21:55,858
[grunting]

514
00:21:57,609 --> 00:22:00,279
♪

515
00:22:00,279 --> 00:22:01,822
[whirring]

516
00:22:07,703 --> 00:22:08,996
[growls]

517
00:22:08,996 --> 00:22:11,874
What's down there? Hey, I got it!

518
00:22:11,874 --> 00:22:14,251
[ship beeping]
One time, I was playing Zombie Apocalypse,

519
00:22:14,251 --> 00:22:17,004
[Starbox yelling]
and like, Jaden

520
00:22:17,004 --> 00:22:19,548
was, like, sneak‐attacking on me.
[gasps, panting]

521
00:22:19,548 --> 00:22:22,551
I was running so fast and crazy that...
[groans]

522
00:22:22,551 --> 00:22:25,721
...I tripped on my feet and I fell,
[Starbox babbling]

523
00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:28,265
and he bit my leg a bunch of times.

524
00:22:28,265 --> 00:22:29,308
[Starbox wailing]

525
00:22:29,308 --> 00:22:32,477
Bye‐bye. Have fun in the ocean. Huh?
[toilet flushes]

526
00:22:32,477 --> 00:22:34,146
[wailing]

527
00:22:34,146 --> 00:22:35,564
Oh no!

528
00:22:36,565 --> 00:22:38,483
[struggling, muffled yell]

529
00:22:41,695 --> 00:22:42,738
[groans]

530
00:22:42,738 --> 00:22:44,948
♪

531
00:22:44,948 --> 00:22:46,783
I got you!

532
00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:49,077
You're gross again.
[Starbox grumbles]

533
00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:50,871
But I still love you.

534
00:22:50,871 --> 00:22:51,997
[growls]

535
00:22:51,997 --> 00:22:53,790
Bath time!

536
00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:56,960
♪ Everybody's gonna see you clean ♪

537
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,588
♪ Everybody loves you
when you are clean! ♪

538
00:22:59,588 --> 00:23:01,965
[Starbox groaning, struggling]
They don't like it when you're dirty. Ha!

539
00:23:01,965 --> 00:23:03,759
♪ Ba‐ba‐bath day ♪

540
00:23:03,759 --> 00:23:05,761
♪ Ba‐ba‐bath day! ♪

541
00:23:05,761 --> 00:23:08,055
[indistinct singing]
[growling, yelling]

542
00:23:08,055 --> 00:23:10,516
ALIEN CHORUS:
♪ We're waiting, we're waiting! ♪

543
00:23:10,516 --> 00:23:12,518
♪

544
00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:19,816
♪