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♪ theme song playing ♪

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‐ ♪ It's time for Animaniacs! ♪

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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪

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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪

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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪

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‐ ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
‐ ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪

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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪

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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪

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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪

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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪

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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪

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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪

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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪

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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪

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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪

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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪

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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪

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♪ We're animan‐ey, totally insane‐y ♪

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‐ ♪ Mirage arcane‐y ♪

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‐ ♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪

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♪

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♪

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[shaking, clattering]

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‐ Ah! Snake eyes!

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‐ Yeah, that means you
married your prom date

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and you both shop for
jeans at the grocery store.

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‐ But I never got to live abroad!

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Or try stand‐up comedy!

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‐ And you never will.

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‐ That's why they call it settling!

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[rumbling]

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[screaming]
[crashing]

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♪ intimidating music ♪

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[whirring]

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[clicking]

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[beeping]

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[alien noises]

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‐ You know, this would be scarier
if we hadn't already done aliens...

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twice this season.

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[beep]

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‐ Sorry about that.

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Are you the one they call...

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The Yak?

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‐ It's Yakk‐O.
And it depends who's asking,

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four plus four plus four... eyes.

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‐ We hear you are best at
condensing complex information

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into catchy jingles.

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‐ Well, maybe not the best...

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But yeah, objectively the best.
You heard right.

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‐ What is everything about Earth? Please.

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‐ Everything about Earth!?

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♪

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Uh...

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[sighs] Okay.

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Well, I'm gonna need a 92‐piece orchestra

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and a lukewarm green tea
with lemon and honey.

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[snap]

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[whirring, zap]

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I said luke warm!

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Luke!
[snap]

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[zap]

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That's more like it.

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Maestro, if you please.

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♪ At first there was nothingness,
then some unknown process ♪

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♪ Lead to a great big explosion ♪

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♪ The universe grew
from a subatomic stew ♪

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♪ Of quarks, gluons, plasmas, and bosons ♪

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♪ Then gas and dust settled
on hot cores of metal ♪

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♪ And one of these
cores was called Earth ♪

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♪ It was covered with goop,
a primordial soup ♪

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♪ From which all of Earth's
life was then birthed ♪

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♪ At first, single cells,
some swam or grew shells ♪

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♪ Still others evolved to hunt prey ♪

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♪ Some hid in the sand,
some crawled onto land ♪

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♪ So life, well, life found a way... ♪

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‐ Uh, we already did this bit.

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Uh huh, in the pilot. Mm‐hmm.

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‐ ♪ There were mosses and gymnosperms,
seven‐foot‐long earthworms ♪

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♪ Huge dragonflies ruled the sky ♪

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♪ Amphibians, cephalopods,
pedallers both bi‐ and quad‐ ♪

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♪ Reptiles started to fly ♪

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♪ We had lizards grow big and small,
mammals not big at all ♪

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♪ Sharks were the size of a house ♪

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♪ Then, one little meteor
killed all the dinosaurs ♪

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♪ So, we evolved from a mouse ♪

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♪ 8,000 BC, Creation Theory ♪

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♪ Would dictate the song
should start here ♪

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♪ Though most of our herd
agree it's absurd ♪

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♪ Some teach it in place
of Shakespeare... ♪

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♪ Let's skip evolution,
there're two revolutions ♪

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♪ Agriculture took us to towns ♪

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♪ Humans learned to grow wheat,
got all fat, loved to eat ♪

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♪ Stopped walking and just settled down ♪

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♪ Industrial next, its major effect ♪

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♪ To take us from towns to the city ♪

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♪ We mined coals and built trains,
machines plowed our grains ♪

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♪ And we treated the workers real shi‐‐ ♪

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‐ How many more of your Earth
seconds is this going to take?

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‐ Well‐timed interruption.
Almost there, I promise!

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♪ We recorded some tunes,
put a man on the moon ♪

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♪ Fought more wars
than we care to recount ♪

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♪ Sent the Phoenix to Mars,
built electric cars ♪

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♪ And polluted a shocking amount ♪

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♪ Skipping to now,
we survived, not sure how ♪

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♪ It's getting real hard to keep track ♪

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[inhales deeply]

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♪ There's Wikipedia, smartphones,
tablets, unmanned drones ♪

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♪ Pick your own genomes,
ride‐sharing, sheep clones ♪

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♪ Earthquakes and cyclones,
valleys of Silicone ♪

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♪ Gluten‐free vegan scones,
temperature milestones ♪

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♪ Keystones and sword thrones,
high‐interest payday loans ♪

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♪ Cyclists' testosterone,
and everything Musk owns ♪

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♪ But at least now us Warners are ♪

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♪ Back! ♪

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We are back, baby!

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♪

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[clapping]

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‐ You have been most helpful, The Yak.

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‐ Yes. While we absorb the essence

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of all species on your planet,

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we will ensure your carbon atoms

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are re‐purposed for only

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the highest quality nutrient paste.

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[slurping]

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♪

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‐ Joke's on them!

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We aren't even a species!

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NARRATOR: CEO Michael Benton.
[applause]

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Silicon Valley venture capitalist,

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egomaniac,

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searching for everlasting life.

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Then, a freak accident transforms
his biological makeup...

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[fizzling, boom]

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...turning him into an angry gnome.

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[yelling]

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The creature is driven by rage...

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[yelling]

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...and must now live in people's mouths...

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‐ Who do you think you are,
bullying somebody around!?

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NARRATOR: ...and speak for them when
they cannot speak for themselves.

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‐ You're just waiting around
for the clock to tick!

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[car rumbling]

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♪

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[roar]

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NARRATOR: He is
The Incredible Gnome In People's Mouths.

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♪

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‐ Oh... What?

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Where's my pudding?
[slurping]

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Hey! Uh... That's my pudding!

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‐ I don't see your name on it.
Besides, it's just butterscotch.

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You probably wouldn't even like it.

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Don't want you getting cavities.
Bad for your teeth.

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‐ Hey! Uh... Oh...

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[gagging, grunting]

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‐ Hey! Get your hands off that pudding!

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[screaming]

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Don't you know how to respect
your elders and their puddings?

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Lemme talk to your supervisor!

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♪

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‐ Now, I'm sure if we just talk calmly

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about what happened.

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‐ The time for calm
talking has passed, sister!

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She boosted that butterscotch
right out from under

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that baby boy's booger box!
‐ I'm sorry!

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I have low blood sugar,
and I don't get a lunch break.

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So, I get irritable.
‐ You're irritable!?

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I'm stuck in this old man's mouth,

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and he quit brushing in 1972!

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I know your job is hard,
but you can't lash out

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by pilfering pudding! And you...

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I wonder how the governor
would feel about your blatant disregard

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of the revised California labor laws,

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section 22 G, requiring lunch breaks

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for all employees whose
shifts exceed seven hours!

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‐ Oh, I‐I'm sure we can resolve this.

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‐ Someone stole all the corner pieces!

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‐ Hold on one minute, Mrs. Miller.
I'm on my lunch break.

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[slurp]
[grunting]

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‐ You're welcome!

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[laughing]
‐ Help!

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[rumbling]
[grunts]

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‐ Hm!
[revving]

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[tire screech]
[laughing]

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‐ I wonder where he'll go next.

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‐ I suppose wherever
there's a helpless person

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whose problems can be
solved by violent screaming

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and reckless intimidation.

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♪

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[thunder]

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♪ Pinky & The Brain theme ♪

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‐ Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?

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‐ The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

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Try to take over the world!
[thunder]

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♪

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‐ ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪

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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪

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♪ One is a genius ♪

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♪ The other's insane ♪

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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪

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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪

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♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪

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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪

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♪

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♪

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[typing, beeping]

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‐ Oh. [grunts]

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How much longer do
I have to hold this, Brain?

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[grunts] It's almost
a quarter to 11:00! [gasps]

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It's way past my lunchtime already.

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[groans]

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‐ Patience, Pinky. I am attempting

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to hack into the control
unit for this traffic light.

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‐ Oh! Are we going to throw
a traffic light party?

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Well, I shall have to
wear yellow because...

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[typing, beeping]

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It's complicated.
‐ We have no time to carouse, Pinky.

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I'm working on a scheme to triple
the length of every red light

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on Earth, causing mankind
to go insane with road rage,

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paving the way for me to seize control
of a world torn asunder!

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[beep]
Ha!

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[buzz]
[tires screech]

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[cars honking]
‐ Gah!

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Come on!
[honking]

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I'm late for my anger management class!

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[cars honking]

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‐ Ha! You see? It's working!

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[bike approaching, brakes squeal]

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♪

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[coughing]

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Pinky! [cough]
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

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‐ [woozy]: I think so, Brain,

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but if the house is pickles,

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who would horse the hose down?

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Ah! I've got you by the gills now,
Wet Gregory!

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♪

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[gasps]

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♪

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MAN:
Fine weather we're having.

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‐ Fine weather we're having.
‐ Fine weather we're having.

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‐ Fine weather we're having.

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[gasps]
[bicycle clicking]

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‐ Pinky, wake up. We've been mouse‐napped.

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‐ Well, I've was been napping,
until you waked me up.

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‐ We must escape this
horrendous place at once.

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Looks like Wes Anderson had
a seizure at Brooks Brothers.

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♪

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‐ Sorry. There's no way out.

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Except by ferry,

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00:10:54,363 --> 00:10:57,449
but that won't come
until tomorrow at 8:30 AM.

257
00:10:57,824 --> 00:11:00,244
It's always a pleasure to meet

258
00:11:00,244 --> 00:11:01,954
two fellow super‐villains.

259
00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:05,582
I am Dr. Doppler.

260
00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:08,877
‐ Fellow super‐villains?
You think I'm super?

261
00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:11,171
Well, I'm flattered, honestly, but...

262
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,924
No, no. I want answers, Doppler.

263
00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:16,343
Where have you brought us?
‐ Why, this

264
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:18,762
is Dopplerville!

265
00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:22,474
A super‐duper
super‐villain island retreat,

266
00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:25,686
where my hench‐people and hench‐sheeple

267
00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:29,022
can live and work together
to harness the weather

268
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,942
and create global chaos!

269
00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:33,193
[zap]

270
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:36,071
[evil laugh]

271
00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:38,323
Why? Do you not have

272
00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:41,201
a super‐duper super‐villain
island retreat?

273
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:44,454
‐ Um, of course I do.
‐ [laughs] No, you don't!

274
00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:45,914
‐ Well, I have a lab. Though,

275
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:48,584
I guess it's not technically my lab.

276
00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:50,210
‐ It's a cage!

277
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:53,505
‐ It's more of a rental space,
but it keeps overhead low.

278
00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:55,549
‐ It's got a major rodent problem!

279
00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:57,718
[grunts]
DOPPLER: I see.

280
00:11:57,718 --> 00:12:01,680
Well, if everything goes
according to my plan,

281
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:06,602
you'll be out of that
rusty rat trap faster than
a winter cold front.

282
00:12:06,602 --> 00:12:11,523
Now then, why don't we let
your weary selves sit a bit?
‐ Ooh!

283
00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:13,859
I haven't seen so much food
since a second ago

284
00:12:13,859 --> 00:12:16,695
when I saw all this food
for the first time! [laughs]

285
00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:18,363
Do you mind if I have some?

286
00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,032
I still haven't had lunch!

287
00:12:20,032 --> 00:12:21,783
‐ Yes, of course!

288
00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:23,619
Help yourself to some refreshments

289
00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:26,538
while I introduce the others.

290
00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:29,708
Here, on my left,
we have my right‐hand woman,

291
00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:31,460
Mrs. Kettle.

292
00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:33,545
Her Yorkshire pudding recipe

293
00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:36,882
is to die for. Literally.
‐ Ah!

294
00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:40,177
‐ Next, we have Phoenicia Leatherpants,

295
00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:42,095
a skilled stunt pilot

296
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,723
who's the scourge of the skies.

297
00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:45,474
[grunts]

298
00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:47,142
Baldo Billions,

299
00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:49,853
famously bald American businessman.

300
00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:51,021
His corporation,
[giggling]

301
00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:54,316
CRUELCO, maximizes profits

302
00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:55,734
and pain.

303
00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:58,320
[grunts]
‐ Enough small talk, Doppler!

304
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,489
Why have you brought
us all to this island?

305
00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:04,034
More importantly,
what's the Wi‐Fi password?

306
00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:07,120
‐ It's "Doppler," but the O is a zero.

307
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:10,666
‐ I have spent years
toiling in solitude.

308
00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:11,834
Hurricane Randy,

309
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:14,837
Typhoon Mary, Karl the Fog...

310
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:18,215
Each of them, my precious creation.

311
00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:22,803
But alas, none have had the power to cause
long‐lasting destruction.

312
00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:25,514
That is why I decided to assemble

313
00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:28,517
the best and brightest villains
this wondrous,

314
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:31,562
thunderous world has ever known!

315
00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:33,772
♪

316
00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:36,066
With our powers combined,

317
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:39,903
we can conquer the planet
and split the spoils.

318
00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:42,823
Here's what I propose.
[hissing]

319
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:45,367
Using my ingenious weather technology,

320
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:49,580
Phoenicia will the seed the clouds
from her aeroplane,

321
00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:51,832
creating the perfect conditions
[sprinkling]

322
00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:54,293
for a massive hailstorm.

323
00:13:54,293 --> 00:13:57,546
Then, Mrs. Kettle shall
activate my patented

324
00:13:57,546 --> 00:14:00,674
Dr. Doppler Doomsday Device.
[squeaking, whistling]

325
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,467
It will produce a powerful storm,

326
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:05,888
unleashing the largest
hailstones ever recorded.

327
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:06,972
ALL:
Ooh.

328
00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:10,601
DOPPLER: Once the buildings
of every major city are destroyed,

329
00:14:10,601 --> 00:14:15,147
they will turn to Mr. Billion's
CRUELCO Construction to rebuild,

330
00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:18,692
making us trillionaires
and de facto rulers

331
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:21,361
over a crushed world.

332
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,280
[panting]

333
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,199
[cheering]

334
00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:28,744
‐ And what, may I ask,
is my contribution in all of this?

335
00:14:28,744 --> 00:14:30,412
‐ You, Mr. Brain,

336
00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:32,289
have the most important task of all.

337
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:36,877
[sighs]
You will climb
hundreds of meters into the sky,

338
00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:42,591
battling high winds and other
fantastically adverse
weather conditions...

339
00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:45,093
‐ Naturally.
DOPPLER: ...until, finally...

340
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:48,013
you press the little red button

341
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:50,641
that opens the giant umbrella over

342
00:14:50,641 --> 00:14:53,143
my beloved Dopplerville.

343
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:55,062
BRAIN: Wait, that's it?

344
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:57,314
All I'm supposed to do
is open an umbrella?

345
00:14:57,314 --> 00:14:58,565
‐ But, of course!

346
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:02,110
You're the only one who's
teensy weensy enough to do it!

347
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:03,070
[grunting]

348
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:07,282
Now, who wants
to see if they can outrun a tornado?

349
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:08,575
[laughs]

350
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:11,620
[excited chatter]
[splattering]

351
00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:12,621
‐ Ha!

352
00:15:13,539 --> 00:15:14,039
Ah...

353
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,917
BRAIN:
This is ridiculous, Pinky.

354
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:20,003
I must prove to Dad‐‐ I mean, Dr. Doppler,

355
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:23,215
that I am worthy of his respect
and utmost confidence.

356
00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:25,509
[rumbling]
Oh!

357
00:15:25,509 --> 00:15:27,052
‐ And how will you do that, Brain?

358
00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:29,304
Oh, please say dance off,
please say dance off.

359
00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:32,432
‐ No, Pinky. I will showcase
my ample talents

360
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:35,519
and prodigious genius
by neutralizing them.

361
00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:38,772
[laughter]

362
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:41,483
‐ Say no more, Brain. I'll make
an appointment with the vet.

363
00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:43,193
♪

364
00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:44,987
BRAIN:
You're just in time, Pinky.

365
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:47,489
With a drop of this tincture
in Baldo's coffee,

366
00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:50,409
his businesses won't be the only
thing shooting raw sewage

367
00:15:50,409 --> 00:15:52,244
into the nation's water supply.

368
00:15:52,244 --> 00:15:54,788
Watch me strike first
in this war of wills.

369
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:57,040
‐ Ooh! My money's on Will Smith.

370
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,960
Or maybe Will Ferrell?
No, no. Smith to win it all!

371
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,295
[grunts]
‐ Quiet, Pinky.

372
00:16:01,295 --> 00:16:03,255
Both because we have to be stealthy,

373
00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:05,215
and because you're an idiot.

374
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:07,968
♪

375
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:10,053
[groans]
[crash]

376
00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:11,889
What in the world?

377
00:16:11,889 --> 00:16:15,475
‐ Oh dear. He's got himself into
quite a pickle, hasn't he?

378
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,936
Ugh! I would kill for a pickle right now.

379
00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:20,898
[gasps] There's one!
‐ [sighs] Come, Pinky.

380
00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:24,109
Things are getting interesting.

381
00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:27,529
It appears, in this game,
I'm not just playing with myself.

382
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:28,906
‐ [Yakko voice]:
Good night, everybody!

383
00:16:28,906 --> 00:16:31,617
[normal]:
[laugh] I did it! I crossed over!

384
00:16:31,617 --> 00:16:33,619
‐ Quick! There's no time to lose!

385
00:16:33,619 --> 00:16:35,037
♪

386
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,997
Listen carefully, Pinky.

387
00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:39,291
If Mrs. Kettle took down Baldo Billions,

388
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:41,126
we must put her out of commission

389
00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:43,045
before she does the same to us.

390
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:47,174
Every day, Mrs. Kettle dusts
the busts in the great hall.

391
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,551
I will make her slip
and fracture her spine

392
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:53,931
by covering all 3,240 square feet
of hardwood floors

393
00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:56,141
with 1,200 sticks of butter.

394
00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:57,726
‐ Oh, sure.

395
00:16:57,726 --> 00:17:01,188
When we need 1,200 sticks
of butter for your thing...

396
00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:03,440
[clank, whirring]

397
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:04,816
BOTH:
Ah!

398
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,318
♪

399
00:17:06,318 --> 00:17:09,279
‐ Egad, Brain! She's frozen.

400
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:11,240
Like Jack Dawson in Titanic.

401
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:13,367
Or Jack Nicholson in The Shining!

402
00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:16,161
Or Jack Frost in Michael Keaton!

403
00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:18,121
‐ If Mrs. Kettle has been eliminated,

404
00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:20,457
[squeaking, sliding]
that means my adversary must be...

405
00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:22,709
[thud]
Phoenicia, the aviatrix!

406
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,504
Quickly, Pinky,
before she takes to the skies!

407
00:17:25,504 --> 00:17:26,964
[plane rumbling]

408
00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:29,508
Phoenicia! I know it was you!

409
00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:31,301
You may have dispatched the others,

410
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,846
[muffled]:
but you won't get rid of me that easily!

411
00:17:33,846 --> 00:17:37,516
For I am the Brain, the cleverest
and shrewdest mastermind

412
00:17:37,516 --> 00:17:38,684
[muffled]:
in the world!

413
00:17:38,684 --> 00:17:41,603
‐ What!? I can't hear you!

414
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:44,106
You're gonna have to come closer!

415
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:45,607
[plane rumbling]

416
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:47,776
Eh, forget it.

417
00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:50,279
[plane roaring]

418
00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:54,867
[zooming overhead]

419
00:17:54,867 --> 00:17:57,786
♪

420
00:17:57,786 --> 00:18:00,789
[plane sputtering]

421
00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:03,458
[explosion]

422
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:08,005
‐ Yeah! Egad, Brain, you did it! [laughs]

423
00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:11,216
You showed those rotten
evil‐doers what's what!

424
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:13,177
‐ But, I didn't, Pinky.

425
00:18:13,177 --> 00:18:15,262
I didn't do anything to anybody.

426
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:18,223
DOPPLER:
You tried your fuzzy‐scuzzy best,

427
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:21,476
but there was someone even more devious

428
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:23,520
and dastardly than you.

429
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,897
Someone who created

430
00:18:24,897 --> 00:18:27,357
a torrent of torment!

431
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:28,400
[beep]

432
00:18:29,568 --> 00:18:30,569
[clang]
‐ Narf!

433
00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:32,404
‐ Ah! [grunts]
[crash]

434
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:35,449
[groaning]

435
00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:38,285
[static]
‐ Ooh, you poor thing.

436
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:40,495
I can't believe you haven't eaten all day.

437
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:41,622
‐ Narf!

438
00:18:41,622 --> 00:18:42,581
[bang]

439
00:18:42,581 --> 00:18:44,416
‐ Oh my!
[click]

440
00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:46,585
[muffled banging]
[muffled]: Hey! Let me out!

441
00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:48,754
[static]
[glugging]

442
00:18:48,754 --> 00:18:50,005
[shaking]

443
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:59,139
[boom]

444
00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:00,682
[sizzling]
‐ Narf.

445
00:19:01,517 --> 00:19:04,728
I'm sorry. It was an accident!
I was just hungry!

446
00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:07,356
‐ Hungry for power!

447
00:19:07,356 --> 00:19:09,900
[laughing]

448
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:13,529
Pinky, you're the most maniacal madman

449
00:19:13,529 --> 00:19:15,697
this side of the Gulf Stream!

450
00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:16,990
I want the two of us

451
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,993
to rule the world together!

452
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:23,038
‐ This is ridiculous!
Pinky's not a super‐villain.

453
00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:25,249
I'm the brains of the operation!

454
00:19:25,249 --> 00:19:27,167
My name is literally The Brain.

455
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,002
How much more clear‐cut can you get?

456
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:31,630
‐ Oh! Let's celebrate our new partnership

457
00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:34,174
with some ittle‐biddle vittles, shall we?
[unicycle squeaking]

458
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,175
‐ Pinky, don't you dare!

459
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,593
‐ Oh, I'm sorry, Brain,

460
00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:39,555
but I'm so hungry,
my body is eating itself up,

461
00:19:39,555 --> 00:19:42,683
and I don't taste very good! Ah!
[chomp]

462
00:19:42,683 --> 00:19:44,852
♪

463
00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:49,064
‐ Can you pass a biscuit?

464
00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:51,191
‐ Sure, but it might take me 24 hours.

465
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,861
[laughing]

466
00:19:53,861 --> 00:19:56,530
‐ Oh, Pinky!

467
00:19:56,530 --> 00:19:58,866
You are quite the cut‐up.

468
00:19:58,866 --> 00:20:01,201
Let's toast with some bubbly.

469
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:02,578
[straining]

470
00:20:02,578 --> 00:20:03,745
[pop]
Oh!

471
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:06,039
[screaming]
[splash]

472
00:20:06,999 --> 00:20:09,710
[gasps]
‐ Well done, Pinky!

473
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,587
Maybe you are an evil genius.

474
00:20:11,587 --> 00:20:13,463
Was that your plan all along?

475
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:15,465
‐ What's a... plan?

476
00:20:16,175 --> 00:20:18,051
‐ Right. Well, at any rate,

477
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:21,471
Dr. Doppler's doomsday device
is now ours for the taking.

478
00:20:23,015 --> 00:20:25,350
[squeak]
[straining]

479
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:27,895
[both yell]
[spinning]

480
00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:29,938
♪

481
00:20:30,981 --> 00:20:33,984
[pumping, whistle]

482
00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:36,904
[thunder, wind howling]

483
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,325
[screaming]

484
00:20:44,036 --> 00:20:47,414
[maniacal laugh]

485
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:50,167
It's working! It's working!
[smashing]

486
00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:51,543
PINKY: Ah!
BRAIN: No, wait!

487
00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:53,212
I never put up the umbrella!
[smashing]

488
00:20:53,212 --> 00:20:56,882
[Brain screaming, Pinky laughing]

489
00:20:56,882 --> 00:20:59,426
‐ Fine weather we're having!

490
00:21:00,761 --> 00:21:02,221
[smash]

491
00:21:02,221 --> 00:21:03,764
[wind stops]

492
00:21:03,764 --> 00:21:06,183
♪

493
00:21:08,602 --> 00:21:10,437
‐ It just goes to show you, Brain.

494
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:13,440
There are no small parts.
Only small packages.

495
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:17,027
No, wait. Good things come with tiny,
easy to swallow parts.

496
00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:18,070
No, no, that's not it.

497
00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:21,740
‐ Come, Pinky. We must go back to the lab
to prepare for tomorrow night.

498
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:24,576
‐ Why, Brain? What are we
going to do tomorrow night?

499
00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:26,745
‐ The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

500
00:21:26,745 --> 00:21:27,996
Try to take over the‐‐

501
00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:30,749
[smash, cracking]

502
00:21:30,749 --> 00:21:32,459
world...
[thud]

503
00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:34,795
♪

504
00:21:34,795 --> 00:21:37,297
[panting]

505
00:21:39,216 --> 00:21:41,426
‐ See? I knew Jack and Rose

506
00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:43,220
could have both made it.

507
00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:45,305
♪

508
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:53,313
♪

509
00:22:07,578 --> 00:22:10,038
‐ Good evening, and welcome to

510
00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:11,999
Math‐terpiece Theater.

511
00:22:11,999 --> 00:22:15,502
Tonight, a community torn apart by greed.

512
00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,379
A forbidden love blossoms,

513
00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:19,756
perhaps for the last time.

514
00:22:19,756 --> 00:22:22,759
A meditation on capitalism, if you will.

515
00:22:24,887 --> 00:22:28,015
[coughing, hacking]

516
00:22:28,974 --> 00:22:33,270
A beach ball at the store usually costs
$5.50.

517
00:22:33,270 --> 00:22:38,400
This week, the store sells the beach ball
for $3.25.

518
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:42,613
How much money will Carlos save
if he buys one beach ball?

519
00:22:43,822 --> 00:22:45,824
♪

520
00:22:45,824 --> 00:22:48,827
[zombie chatter, groaning]

521
00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:51,997
[muffled wailing]

522
00:22:52,873 --> 00:22:55,959
‐ I'm scared!
‐ We're gonna be okay, baby.

523
00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:59,087
They‐they look more worked
up than they really are.

524
00:22:59,463 --> 00:23:00,964
[smash]
[screaming]

525
00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:03,967
[growling]

526
00:23:04,259 --> 00:23:05,928
Carlos! Is that you?

527
00:23:07,596 --> 00:23:08,514
[growls]

528
00:23:09,181 --> 00:23:11,350
‐ Save yourself!

529
00:23:11,350 --> 00:23:12,684
Ah!

530
00:23:12,684 --> 00:23:15,145
[screaming]

531
00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:19,566
[clattering, smashing]

532
00:23:20,317 --> 00:23:21,401
[squeaking]

533
00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:23,237
[growl]

534
00:23:23,237 --> 00:23:24,988
♪

535
00:23:24,988 --> 00:23:27,991
[evil laughter]
[bones cracking]

536
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,662
[crackling]

537
00:23:32,037 --> 00:23:35,207
‐ Carlos, please, get a hold of yourself!

538
00:23:35,207 --> 00:23:36,625
It's not worth it!

539
00:23:36,625 --> 00:23:38,168
You're only saving‐‐

540
00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:41,171
$2.25.

541
00:23:41,171 --> 00:23:43,006
[chalk scraping]

542
00:23:43,006 --> 00:23:46,009
‐ Oh, the humanity.

543
00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:48,595
[glass shattering]
[screaming outside]

544
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:50,973
NARRATOR:
Next time, on Math‐terpiece Theater...

545
00:23:50,973 --> 00:23:53,976
♪

546
00:23:56,812 --> 00:24:00,107
‐ I need six rubber bands
for each puppet I build,

547
00:24:00,107 --> 00:24:02,484
and I need to build seven puppets.

548
00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:04,903
How many rubber bands will I need?

549
00:24:04,903 --> 00:24:07,489
CREEPY VOICE [muffled]:
Six times seven is 42.

550
00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:08,991
‐ Ah! Who said that?

551
00:24:08,991 --> 00:24:11,285
♪ horror music ♪

552
00:24:14,329 --> 00:24:17,332
♪