1
00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:16,308
♪ theme song playing ♪

2
00:00:16,308 --> 00:00:19,311
‐ ♪ It's time for Animaniacs! ♪

3
00:00:19,770 --> 00:00:22,147
♪ And we're zany to the max ♪

4
00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:24,233
♪ So just sit back and relax ♪

5
00:00:24,233 --> 00:00:25,943
♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪

6
00:00:25,943 --> 00:00:27,945
♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪

7
00:00:28,487 --> 00:00:31,657
‐ ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
‐ ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪

8
00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:34,660
♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪

9
00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:37,329
♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪

10
00:00:37,329 --> 00:00:40,290
♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪

11
00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:42,292
♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

12
00:00:42,835 --> 00:00:45,754
♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪

13
00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:47,256
♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪

14
00:00:47,256 --> 00:00:48,966
♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪

15
00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:50,884
♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪

16
00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:54,596
♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪

17
00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:57,391
♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪

18
00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:59,142
♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪

19
00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:00,519
♪ And ethnically diverse ♪

20
00:01:00,519 --> 00:01:03,397
♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪

21
00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:05,899
♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

22
00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:08,986
♪ You should see our new contracts ♪

23
00:01:08,986 --> 00:01:11,989
♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪

24
00:01:11,989 --> 00:01:14,950
♪ We're animan‐ey, totally insane‐y ♪

25
00:01:14,950 --> 00:01:16,577
‐ ♪ Wagon trainy ♪

26
00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:20,080
‐ ♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪

27
00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:28,088
♪

28
00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,134
♪

29
00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:33,552
[thunder]

30
00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:37,431
[excited grunt]

31
00:01:38,724 --> 00:01:40,100
[animals grunt]

32
00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:42,436
[grunting]

33
00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:44,938
‐ Eh, the ark is full! Take the next one!

34
00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:52,112
♪ sad music ♪

35
00:01:52,905 --> 00:01:54,531
[thunder]

36
00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:57,367
[ship horn]
[gasping]

37
00:01:57,367 --> 00:02:00,370
♪ tropical music ♪

38
00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:05,834
‐ You guys need a ride?

39
00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:08,545
[cheering]

40
00:02:11,006 --> 00:02:13,717
♪

41
00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:18,472
[squawk]

42
00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:20,349
I haven't seen this many
twisted characters

43
00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:22,392
since Steve Carell started
chasing an Oscar.

44
00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:23,685
[rimshot]

45
00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,396
[splash]

46
00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:28,398
‐ Is that everybody?

47
00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:29,358
MONSTERS:
Mm‐hmm.

48
00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,445
♪ dramatic sting ♪

49
00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:34,905
‐ Somebody left their kid!

50
00:02:36,073 --> 00:02:39,117
‐ Ooh! You get some chives,
some ched, some chopped ham,

51
00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:42,454
and you got yourself
a classy little omelet station!

52
00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:44,540
‐ Nobody puts baby in an omelet.

53
00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:45,541
[thunder]

54
00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:47,292
♪

55
00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:50,254
[creaking]

56
00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:53,006
[thunder]

57
00:02:53,549 --> 00:02:56,677
Excuse me! Did any of you
cold‐blooded monsters...

58
00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:59,054
‐ Or warm‐blooded monsters.

59
00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:01,056
‐ ...leave an egg outside?

60
00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:02,975
MONSTERS:
Mm‐mmm.

61
00:03:02,975 --> 00:03:05,352
‐ Aw shucks. No one claimed it.

62
00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:07,145
I'll give it a good home.

63
00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:10,357
‐ Not so fast, Wakko.

64
00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:12,609
We have to find out who
this egg belongs to.

65
00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:15,279
♪ Excuse me, ma'am, is this thing yours? ♪

66
00:03:15,279 --> 00:03:17,531
♪ It's just I saw those purple claws ♪

67
00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:19,825
♪ And couldn't help but notice they're ♪

68
00:03:19,825 --> 00:03:21,910
♪ The same shade as this shell ♪

69
00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:24,037
‐ ♪ A griffin? Ha! No way, Jose ♪

70
00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,790
‐ ♪ Let's serve it poached
with Hollandaise ♪

71
00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:28,292
‐ ♪ The egg is not for eating ♪

72
00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:31,170
‐ ♪ We could fry it up as well ♪

73
00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:33,338
‐ ♪ Besides, li'l sis, it isn't hers ♪

74
00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:36,258
‐ ♪ But she's got wings! ♪
‐ ♪ And she's got fur, and mammals ♪

75
00:03:36,258 --> 00:03:39,928
♪ Don't lay eggs unless
they are a monotreme ♪

76
00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:42,055
‐ ♪ A monotreme? ♪
‐ ♪ Like platypi ♪

77
00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,265
♪ Echidnas, too, I think ♪

78
00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:45,350
‐ ♪ Hey, guys, it isn't mine ♪

79
00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:46,476
‐ ♪ I knew it ♪
‐ ♪ Darn! ♪

80
00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:48,854
‐ ♪ Let's scramble it with cream ♪

81
00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:51,940
♪ monsters vocalizing ♪

82
00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:54,484
♪ vocalizing continues ♪

83
00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:59,781
‐ ♪ This thing has got
scales like a snake ♪

84
00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:02,034
‐ ♪ Could be a dragon or a drake ♪

85
00:04:02,034 --> 00:04:04,119
‐ ♪ It must belong to that guy ♪

86
00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:06,496
♪ Or at least his wife or spouse ♪

87
00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:09,166
♪ Excuse me, pal ♪
‐ ♪ Oh, hi there, hun ♪

88
00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:11,001
‐ ♪ It's Benedict from season one ♪

89
00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:13,504
‐ ♪ Eggs Benedict, you say? ♪
‐ ♪ Please, Wakko ♪

90
00:04:13,504 --> 00:04:15,672
BOTH:
♪ Keep it in your mouth ♪

91
00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:17,633
‐ ♪ Hey, Benny boy, is this your son? ♪

92
00:04:17,633 --> 00:04:19,885
‐ ♪ 'Fraid not, young friends,
I'm not the one ♪

93
00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:23,805
♪ I tread the boards alone,
an actor lives a life of pain ♪

94
00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:26,683
‐ ♪ Oh please, forget we asked ♪
‐ ♪ He's such a bore ♪

95
00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:28,810
‐ ♪ So maybe it's a manticore ♪

96
00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:30,812
‐ ♪ That egg is looking tasty ♪

97
00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:32,898
‐ ♪ We could make a quiche Lorraine ♪

98
00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:35,901
ALL:
Oh...

99
00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:38,237
Oh...

100
00:04:38,237 --> 00:04:40,489
Oh!

101
00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:42,241
‐ Yes! Got it.

102
00:04:42,241 --> 00:04:44,493
‐ ♪ Nice save there, Gorgon,
thanks a bunch ♪

103
00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:46,703
‐ ♪ Oh, it's not mine,
but I missed lunch ♪

104
00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:49,206
‐ ♪ Well, so did I! ♪
‐ ♪ You give it here! ♪

105
00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:51,291
‐ ♪ They're gonna start a riot! ♪

106
00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,460
‐ ♪ Yo, sasquatch, hydra, Pegasus ♪

107
00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,671
♪ You, too, three heads of Cerebus! ♪

108
00:04:55,671 --> 00:04:57,965
♪ Don't eat that egg! ♪
MONSTERS: ♪ We're starving! ♪

109
00:04:57,965 --> 00:05:00,133
‐ ♪ I've got a knife for carving ♪

110
00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:07,015
‐ ♪ I guess I'm going on a diet ♪

111
00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:08,851
♪ monsters vocalizing ♪

112
00:05:08,851 --> 00:05:10,102
[splash]

113
00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:16,191
♪

114
00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:24,616
♪ dramatic sting ♪

115
00:05:24,616 --> 00:05:27,035
‐ I guess I wasn't ready to be a mother.

116
00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:29,830
I should've spent some more
time focused on my career.

117
00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,832
‐ Or steering a boat.

118
00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:35,711
‐ Po‐tay‐to, po‐tah‐to. Well,
the good news is we saved the egg.

119
00:05:35,711 --> 00:05:39,173
‐ The bad news is we're trapped
on this desert island with no food.

120
00:05:39,715 --> 00:05:41,884
‐ Which brings us back to the good news.

121
00:05:41,884 --> 00:05:43,427
We get to eat this egg.

122
00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:46,346
[crackling]
‐ Which brings us back to the bad news.

123
00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,890
It's starting to hatch!

124
00:05:47,890 --> 00:05:49,099
[crackling]

125
00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:50,434
♪

126
00:05:50,434 --> 00:05:52,352
[crackling]

127
00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:57,774
[cluck]

128
00:05:57,774 --> 00:05:59,610
ALL:
Baby Chicken Boo!?

129
00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:02,237
[cluck]

130
00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:05,324
‐ So this whole elaborate
sketch was your origin story?

131
00:06:05,324 --> 00:06:07,451
[clucking]
‐ Sorry you almost got eaten.

132
00:06:07,451 --> 00:06:10,245
[cluck]
‐ Can I still eat the shell?

133
00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:11,663
[cluck]

134
00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:15,125
‐ ♪ When they crashed the ark,
things got kinda dark ♪

135
00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:18,128
♪ But the egg survived,
now he's a Chicken Boo ♪

136
00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:19,379
[cluck]

137
00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:23,008
[mic hiss]

138
00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:27,012
‐ [sigh] You guys.

139
00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:28,639
We've been busy traveling,

140
00:06:28,639 --> 00:06:31,517
but we wanted to take
a moment to talk to you,

141
00:06:31,517 --> 00:06:32,893
our fans.

142
00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:37,314
‐ I know we've disappointed
everyone on the internet,

143
00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:40,776
so we wanted to apologize
to... the internet.

144
00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:45,364
‐ [sob] We are so sorry, you guys!

145
00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:47,533
[blowing nose]

146
00:06:47,533 --> 00:06:48,742
[mic feedback]

147
00:06:50,702 --> 00:06:54,039
[crying]
‐ The point of our content
is to entertain,

148
00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:57,125
and we never wanna make anyone feel bad.

149
00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:59,294
‐ Especially you, internet.

150
00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:01,964
‐ We have learned a lot!

151
00:07:01,964 --> 00:07:04,967
And if we could take it back, we would!

152
00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:07,636
What did we do again?
‐ I thought you knew.

153
00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:09,638
‐ I think something about the internet.

154
00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:11,390
‐ Hold on, hold on.

155
00:07:11,390 --> 00:07:13,559
Oh, that's right.
We called Ralph a silly goose.

156
00:07:13,559 --> 00:07:15,102
‐ That's it?
‐ Well, yeah.

157
00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:16,395
A lot of geese were offended.

158
00:07:16,395 --> 00:07:18,730
‐ Wait, I thought the internet was mad.

159
00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:21,859
‐ They are. Geese don't wanna
be compared to Ralph.

160
00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:24,528
‐ I can understand why.
Ralph certainly smells worse.

161
00:07:24,528 --> 00:07:25,988
‐ And his brain is smaller.

162
00:07:25,988 --> 00:07:28,615
‐ And he's always eating stale
bread by the park bench.

163
00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:31,702
‐ Really? Well then,
what are we even apologizing for?

164
00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:36,039
♪

165
00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:39,042
‐ I'm sorry we wasted your time, you guys.

166
00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:42,212
‐ Don't apologize to them.
They're not celebrities.

167
00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:44,590
I'm sorry we wasted our time.

168
00:07:44,590 --> 00:07:46,842
‐ Well, I'm sorry I need a new drink

169
00:07:46,842 --> 00:07:48,802
because this isn't what I ordered!

170
00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:51,972
I said Tropical Sunrise, not Sunset!
[glass shattering]

171
00:07:53,182 --> 00:07:55,767
‐ Ah, I'm glad being famous
hasn't changed us.

172
00:07:55,767 --> 00:07:58,020
‐ Yeah. We've always been terrible.

173
00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:03,108
[thunder]

174
00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:05,861
♪ Pinky & the Brain theme ♪

175
00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,614
‐ Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?

176
00:08:09,615 --> 00:08:12,201
‐ The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

177
00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:14,912
Try to take over the world!
[thunder]

178
00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:17,831
♪

179
00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,750
‐ ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪

180
00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:22,002
♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪

181
00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,837
♪ One is a genius ♪

182
00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,797
♪ The other's insane ♪

183
00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:27,758
♪ They're laboratory mice ♪

184
00:08:27,758 --> 00:08:29,843
♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪

185
00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:32,471
♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪

186
00:08:32,471 --> 00:08:34,473
♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪

187
00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:44,107
♪

188
00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,027
♪

189
00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:50,322
BRAIN: Behold, Pinky.
Acme Labs' newly acquired computer.

190
00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:53,158
Capable of over 1,000 calculations
a second,

191
00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:56,119
and it weighs a mere 29,000 pounds.

192
00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:59,790
‐ And you carry it so well, darling!

193
00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:02,417
‐ If this young decade
has shown us anything,

194
00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:05,295
it's that folk music is here to stay.

195
00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:07,506
So, I have programmed this computer

196
00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:10,175
to scientifically engineer
a perfect melody

197
00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:13,428
that is sure to become
the next chart‐topping hit.

198
00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:15,973
[beeping, whirring]

199
00:09:15,973 --> 00:09:17,933
Once my tune climbs the pop charts,

200
00:09:17,933 --> 00:09:21,311
I will be invited onto the ne plus ultra
of American culture,

201
00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:23,146
the Ed Sullivan Show!

202
00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:25,315
There, before an audience of millions,

203
00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:27,526
I will unleash this!
‐ Narf!

204
00:09:27,526 --> 00:09:29,820
That's one smart‐looking
bow tie.

205
00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:33,824
You look like a millionaire
playboy race car driver's
ventriloquist doll, Brain.

206
00:09:33,824 --> 00:09:36,326
‐ Just what I was going for.

207
00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,495
It's a hyper‐optic stimulator

208
00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:40,831
tuned to the chemical signature
of white phosphorus,

209
00:09:40,831 --> 00:09:43,041
which will destabilize the vacuum tubes

210
00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,502
of every black and white
TV set in America.

211
00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:47,754
‐ Egad, Brain! That sure sounds like

212
00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:50,716
a bunch of nonsensical mumbo jumbo!

213
00:09:50,716 --> 00:09:53,343
But I'm sure it's not,
and you've done a lot of research

214
00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,888
into how black and white TV
works in this time period.

215
00:09:55,888 --> 00:09:57,431
‐ Indeed I have, Pinky.

216
00:09:57,431 --> 00:10:00,893
When Father rises from his
recliner to bang the TV

217
00:10:00,893 --> 00:10:03,729
back into working order...
[whirring]

218
00:10:03,729 --> 00:10:05,606
he will find that the slightest touch

219
00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:08,942
will put him into a state of
prolonged electro‐paralysis.

220
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,527
[whirring]

221
00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:12,988
With America's fathers neutralized,

222
00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:16,742
our nation's youth will turn
to me for paternal guidance.

223
00:10:16,742 --> 00:10:20,078
‐ Oh good. I have some questions
about my changing body.

224
00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,330
‐ Silence, Pinky.

225
00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:23,373
You must prepare yourself. For tonight,

226
00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:25,792
we must journey to a place
so dark and twisted,

227
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,378
every moment we tarry
there we risk descending

228
00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:30,672
into agonizing madness.

229
00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:32,508
An open mic night.

230
00:10:32,508 --> 00:10:34,384
‐ Oh, I'd love to go, Brain, really,

231
00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:37,262
but me and some student activists are
going to occupy the university

232
00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:40,516
to oppose an unelected elite
drafting us to fight an unjust war.

233
00:10:40,516 --> 00:10:42,434
And get some pizza.
BRAIN: Oh, Pinky,

234
00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:44,811
you're so easily influenced.

235
00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,772
Now, come do my more important thing.

236
00:10:46,772 --> 00:10:48,607
‐ Okay!
[clattering]

237
00:10:48,607 --> 00:10:51,527
[chewing, smacking] Mm...

238
00:10:51,527 --> 00:10:54,029
Narfy. [gulp]

239
00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:57,658
‐ Blast! Why did I leave writing
lyrics until the last minute?

240
00:10:57,658 --> 00:11:00,285
What rhymes with
"anaerobic cell respiration?"

241
00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:02,329
‐ Oh, you'll be fine, Brain.

242
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,998
Here, maybe one of these crackers
will settle your stomach.

243
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:05,999
[crunch]

244
00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:08,544
‐ Pinky, those are rocks.

245
00:11:08,544 --> 00:11:11,672
‐ [laugh] Well, that explains
why me tummy feels like it's maracas.

246
00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:14,091
[rattling]
HOSTESS: Okay, up next,

247
00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:18,011
we have a new nobody nobody's
ever heard of and nobody will.

248
00:11:18,554 --> 00:11:21,223
‐ You hear that, Pinky?
Everyone already hates me.

249
00:11:21,223 --> 00:11:24,017
There's no way I'll make it
onto Ed Sullivan's TV show.

250
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,603
Come, Pinky,
this plan is hopeless. [grunt]

251
00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:28,897
‐ Don't worry, Brain.

252
00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:31,400
[bonk]
We'll just sing from the heart. I'll help.

253
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:34,403
‐ Please welcome to the stage, The Brain.

254
00:11:34,403 --> 00:11:36,405
♪

255
00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:40,242
‐ Um, hello. I...

256
00:11:40,242 --> 00:11:42,953
[mic feedback]
[screaming]

257
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,999
I'm The Brain.
‐ And I'm Narfunkel!

258
00:11:46,999 --> 00:11:49,126
That's a stage name I just came up with.

259
00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:52,963
Any resemblance to actual persons,
living or dead, is purely coincidental.

260
00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:55,799
‐ Yes. Well, this is our song.

261
00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:58,594
.Prepare your cerebellums
for maximum enjoyment.

262
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:03,056
♪ folksy melody playing ♪

263
00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:06,727
‐ ♪ A morning gone,
and the cupboard bare and empty ♪

264
00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:09,855
♪ Now then, what to eat? ♪

265
00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:12,232
♪ Grazing at the table ♪

266
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:15,360
♪ No one say no, and I didn't have to ♪

267
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,070
BOTH:
♪ Spend a speck of dough ♪

268
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,281
♪ I ate a rock ♪

269
00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:21,450
♪ 'Cause I missed breakfast ♪

270
00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:23,785
‐ ♪ I ate a rock ♪
‐ ♪ He ate a rock ♪

271
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:25,913
‐ ♪ 'Cause I missed breakfast ♪
‐ ♪ 'Cause he missed breakfast ♪

272
00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,956
PINKY:
♪ And it tasted bad ♪

273
00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,542
♪ A little bland and chalky ♪

274
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:33,086
♪ It gave me tummy troubles ♪ [groaning]

275
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,172
♪ All night long, oh dear ♪

276
00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:37,466
[guitar continues]
[smack, crash]

277
00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:40,219
BRAIN:
♪ He has these poor fools thinking ♪

278
00:12:40,219 --> 00:12:44,056
♪ It's a profound metaphor, but it's not ♪

279
00:12:44,056 --> 00:12:46,683
♪ He just has pica, nothing more ♪

280
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,602
♪ He ate a rock ♪
‐ ♪ I ate a rock ♪

281
00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:51,021
♪ I'm like a dumpster, narf! ♪
‐ ♪ He's like a dumpster ♪

282
00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:52,940
♪ He ate a rock ♪
‐ ♪ I ate a rock ♪

283
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:55,859
♪ I'm just like a dumpster! ♪
‐ ♪ Just like a dumpster ♪

284
00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:58,487
PINKY: ♪ I love our fans! They're groovy ♪
BRAIN: ♪ I hate our fans ♪

285
00:12:58,487 --> 00:13:00,489
♪ They're spoiled Baby Boomers ♪
PINKY: ♪ And they're grimy ♪

286
00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:02,658
♪ They're human puppies ♪
BRAIN: ♪ They hang around ♪

287
00:13:02,658 --> 00:13:04,618
♪ He can't say no ♪
PINKY: ♪ I can't say no ♪

288
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:06,995
♪ This montage rocks! ♪

289
00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:09,289
♪ I'm having fun! [laugh] ♪

290
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,708
♪ I ate a rock ♪
BRAIN: ♪ He ate a rock ♪

291
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,418
BOTH:
♪ And now we're famous ♪

292
00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:15,379
PINKY: ♪ I ate a rock ♪
BRAIN: ♪ He ate a rock ♪

293
00:13:15,379 --> 00:13:17,923
BOTH:
♪ And now we're famous ♪

294
00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:20,425
‐ Narf!
[crowd cheering]

295
00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:21,885
♪

296
00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:24,596
Brain, you have to meet
my new groovy friends.

297
00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:26,932
This is Symphony, this is Binx,

298
00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:29,309
and this is Catfish Joan.

299
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,478
‐ We're not here to make friends, Pinky.

300
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,272
We're here to take over the world!

301
00:13:33,272 --> 00:13:36,817
‐ Take over the world?
You sound like my dad, man.

302
00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:39,695
‐ Yeah, Brain. You sound like my dad.

303
00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:42,739
Or at least the hand puppet
the scientists pretended was my dad.

304
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,324
BRAIN:
Alright, that's enough.

305
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,535
[glass shatter]
[screaming]

306
00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:50,163
‐ Brain! What are you doing!?
You can't kick out all my friends!

307
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,540
‐ Ha! They're not friends!

308
00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,250
They're fair weather fans!

309
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:56,503
I'm your real friend, Pinky.
Now, be a pal and throw out

310
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,172
this garbage.
[rattling]

311
00:13:58,172 --> 00:13:59,756
‐ You're not being a real friend.

312
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:02,342
A real friend would let
me eat the garbage.

313
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,720
‐ Stop harshing our Narfunkel, man.

314
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:06,513
‐ Yeah! Especially 'cause I'm the one

315
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,348
who wrote all the song words.

316
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,267
‐ They're called lyrics.

317
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,978
And don't forget who created the tune.
‐ Um,

318
00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:15,522
your computer?
‐ Oh, hang on.

319
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:18,775
I don't know who this "Computer" guy is,

320
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,694
but if he's doing all the work,

321
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:24,239
then why do you need this uptight square?

322
00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:25,407
‐ Oh, come on, guys.

323
00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:27,743
Binxy, Catfish Joan,

324
00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:30,871
we're all travelers on
this journey together, right?

325
00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:33,123
[screaming]

326
00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:35,542
[grunting]
[thud]

327
00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:38,879
Bah! Forget it. I don't need Pinky.

328
00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:42,090
This bleached cow skull
would make a better assistant.

329
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,842
Say, bleached cow skull,

330
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,886
are you pondering what I'm pondering?

331
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:47,387
Exactly!

332
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,139
I will get on Ed Sullivan

333
00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:51,517
and take over the world by myself.

334
00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:54,645
Surely, that fool Pinky
will regret abandoning me.

335
00:14:54,645 --> 00:14:57,689
[hissing]
[screaming, wailing]

336
00:14:58,190 --> 00:15:00,275
[humming]

337
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:02,903
[laughter]

338
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:06,198
‐ So, how's your new solo project
coming along, babe?

339
00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:09,576
‐ Poit! Well, I'll be honest,
it was a lot easier

340
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,995
when Brain used his
computer to write the tune.

341
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:15,707
Actually, a lot of things were easier
when Brain was around. [sniffle]

342
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:18,794
He told me what to do
and what not to do.

343
00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:20,796
He reminded me to breathe.

344
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:25,217
[air hissing]
[groan, gasp]

345
00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:27,594
[grunt] Gee, I miss him.

346
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:30,055
‐ You're bumming me out.
Let's hear your new track, Jack.

347
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:33,141
‐ Okay! Listen to this new
groovy tune I came up with!

348
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:36,144
♪

349
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,231
♪ experimental music ♪

350
00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:41,191
♪ Denver omelet ♪

351
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:43,277
♪ Syrup over Hollandaise,
squirt that ketchup... ♪

352
00:15:43,277 --> 00:15:45,779
‐ Ew, this is terrible.

353
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,281
MALE FAN:
My ears are throwing up!

354
00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:48,991
♪ experimental music continues ♪

355
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:52,619
‐ ♪ You got to order yourself
some hash browns ♪

356
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,872
♪ It's French fries for breakfast... ♪

357
00:15:54,872 --> 00:15:57,666
Egad! Everyone's been raptored!

358
00:15:57,666 --> 00:15:59,084
[bus revving]
[gasp]

359
00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:01,086
[tires screech]

360
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:02,921
♪

361
00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:05,299
Oh. I see what happened.

362
00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:07,676
And now I don't. [sighs]

363
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:10,554
[click, hissing]
[banging]

364
00:16:11,889 --> 00:16:14,308
‐ Tonight, ladies and gentlemen,
we have a very...

365
00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:16,059
special guest.
[cheering]

366
00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:19,980
Before he comes on,
here's a mouse on a stool.

367
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:23,150
Please welcome The Brain.
[quiet clapping]

368
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:26,528
‐ I would like to dedicate this song
to everyone in the world,

369
00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:27,779
except Pinky.

370
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:29,406
‐ Who's, uh, who's Pinky?

371
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:32,576
‐ Exactly, Edward Vincent Sullivan.
Nobody.

372
00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:35,996
Well, he was my best friend,

373
00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:37,456
and my poison taster,

374
00:16:37,456 --> 00:16:39,958
and a surprisingly comfortable footstool.

375
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,543
But he was holding me back!

376
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:43,837
I had to abandon him to fulfill my destiny

377
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:46,757
to paralyze the nation using this bow tie

378
00:16:46,757 --> 00:16:49,218
on a black and white television broadcast!

379
00:16:49,218 --> 00:16:52,387
‐ Yes, well, that's quite
a story, but we...

380
00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:55,265
just started broadcasting
in color last week.

381
00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:56,725
‐ Color?

382
00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:58,060
♪

383
00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:58,810
Color?

384
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:00,604
Color!?

385
00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:04,399
A black and white broadcast
was vital to my plan!

386
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:07,611
[crowd booing]

387
00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:10,489
Oh no. I've failed.

388
00:17:10,489 --> 00:17:12,824
I was a fool to think
I could do this alone.

389
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:15,869
I never thought I'd miss
the days of Pinky and the...

390
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:18,080
‐ Brain!
[banging]

391
00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:20,791
‐ Pinky!

392
00:17:20,791 --> 00:17:22,292
[crowd gasp]

393
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:25,295
♪ mellow guitar music playing ♪

394
00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:27,548
[growl]
[smash]

395
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,759
♪ vocalizing ♪

396
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:32,219
[screaming]

397
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,887
‐ Whee! [laughing]

398
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:36,723
♪ vocalizing continues ♪

399
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,725
ED SULLIVAN:
Hey! Those muffins were for everybody!

400
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,936
♪

401
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,772
PINKY: Move! Move!
[growling]

402
00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:47,359
[shatter]
[both laughing]

403
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:48,610
[laughing]

404
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:51,113
♪

405
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,992
♪

406
00:17:54,992 --> 00:17:58,829
‐ Come, Pinky, we must go back to
the lab to prepare for tomorrow night.

407
00:17:58,829 --> 00:18:01,456
‐ Why, Brain? What are we
going to do tomorrow night?

408
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,750
‐ The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

409
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,253
Try to take over the world!

410
00:18:11,717 --> 00:18:14,720
♪ melancholy melody playing ♪

411
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:15,721
[sniff]

412
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:21,476
[traffic noise]
[song fades out]

413
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,611
NARRATOR:
And now, a visit to the Warner Vault.

414
00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:33,614
♪

415
00:18:35,616 --> 00:18:36,491
[flush]

416
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:38,785
[airlock hissing]

417
00:18:40,621 --> 00:18:41,455
[thud]

418
00:18:42,623 --> 00:18:45,626
♪ Old timey music playing ♪

419
00:18:55,761 --> 00:18:57,638
♪

420
00:18:57,638 --> 00:19:00,098
‐ Welcome to the Warner Archival Vault,

421
00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:02,309
where every cartoon we've ever done

422
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:05,479
is preserved for the good of all humanity.

423
00:19:05,479 --> 00:19:08,899
‐ Today, we're gonna show you
something we did in the 1970s.

424
00:19:08,899 --> 00:19:11,527
I gotta be honest,
I don't remember this one at all.

425
00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:14,112
‐ That's right. The year was 1972.
[smash]

426
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:16,615
Nixon was president,
the economy was in shambles,

427
00:19:16,615 --> 00:19:20,452
and society was bitterly divided
over the war in Vietnam.

428
00:19:20,452 --> 00:19:22,913
‐ And we starred in
a public service announcement

429
00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:25,707
called Wipe Those Feet. Roll it!

430
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,752
[projector whirring]

431
00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:30,796
♪ jaunty music ♪

432
00:19:37,928 --> 00:19:40,430
WARNERS:
Boingy! Boingy! Boingy! Boingy!

433
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:44,101
BROOM:
There now. It's all clean.

434
00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:46,061
Why don't you three go out and play?

435
00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:48,730
♪

436
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:52,150
But be sure to wipe your feet on
the mat before you come back in the house.

437
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,694
WARNERS:
We will!

438
00:20:01,577 --> 00:20:02,911
‐ Mm, yum!

439
00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:04,997
I love having a purpose!

440
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:09,084
♪

441
00:20:11,837 --> 00:20:12,838
[creak]

442
00:20:15,716 --> 00:20:17,259
[sniffing]
DANDELION: Hey!

443
00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:21,847
You should ask permission
before you smell someone!

444
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:23,974
‐ Be my guest!

445
00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:25,100
[sniffing]

446
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,894
[thunder]

447
00:20:26,894 --> 00:20:29,897
♪ ragtime music ♪

448
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:40,949
BROOM:
Yakko! Wakko! Dot!

449
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:43,202
Time for dinner!
[cheering]

450
00:20:44,745 --> 00:20:47,372
BROOM:
Uh‐uh‐uh! Now, don't forget your promise!

451
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:49,708
‐ Always ask permission before you smell

452
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,543
a three‐headed dandelion?

453
00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:54,463
‐ No! I remember! Always wipe
your feet on the mat

454
00:20:54,463 --> 00:20:56,256
when you come into the house.
[scraping]

455
00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:59,343
BROOM:
That's right. Wipe those feet, Yakko.

456
00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:01,637
[creak, slam]

457
00:21:01,637 --> 00:21:03,138
[slurping]

458
00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:05,599
‐ It makes me happy to help with manners.

459
00:21:05,599 --> 00:21:07,601
♪ jaunty music ♪

460
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:11,230
WAKKO:
What the heck was that?

461
00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:12,940
I don't get it!

462
00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:15,776
‐ Yeah, maybe we should think
about rewatching these things

463
00:21:15,776 --> 00:21:19,279
before we "preserve them"
for the good of all humanity?

464
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:20,989
‐ Hold on, guys. I think I get it.

465
00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:24,117
The '70s were such a huge chaotic mess

466
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:26,620
that instead of facing
the unpleasant realities

467
00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:28,163
of an evil president,

468
00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:31,124
economic turmoil, and unjust foreign wars,

469
00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:33,544
some people focused on
things they could control like‐‐

470
00:21:33,544 --> 00:21:36,088
‐ Like wiping your feet!
YAKKO: But guys,

471
00:21:36,088 --> 00:21:38,632
isn't all that bad stuff
happening again right now?

472
00:21:38,632 --> 00:21:41,510
‐ Exactly. When we don't
learn from the past,

473
00:21:41,510 --> 00:21:42,928
we're doomed to repeat it!

474
00:21:42,928 --> 00:21:45,472
Brothers, we gotta clean up this country!

475
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:47,933
We gotta shake the dust
off these tootsies!

476
00:21:47,933 --> 00:21:50,435
We gotta fight! Are you gonna be part

477
00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:53,355
of the problem, or part of the solution!?

478
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:55,232
BOTH:
[gulp] Solution.

479
00:21:56,275 --> 00:21:58,610
‐ [clears throat] Brought to you by

480
00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:01,613
the American Council for Cleanliness.

481
00:22:01,613 --> 00:22:04,074
♪ jaunty music ♪

482
00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:10,122
♪