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[thunder]

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♪ Pinky & the Brain theme playing ♪

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- Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?

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- The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

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Try to take over the world!
[thunder crashes]

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♪

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- ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪

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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪

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♪ One is a genius ♪

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♪ The other's insane ♪

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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪

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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪

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♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪

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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪

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♪

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- Expecting to see your two favorite mice

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being dumb and smart
or whatever it is that they do?

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Unfortunately,
nobody's seen them in months.

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So, to fill the slot,
I turned otherwise useless footage

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into a nostalgic streaming experience!

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You see, Pinky and the Brain wasn't always

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the show we know and love today.

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In fact, the studio
struggled to find a vehicle

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for the dynamic duo for a long,

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long time.

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What you're about to see

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are the original pilots
for Pinky and the Brain.

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They've never been seen by anyone before.

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Except the archival editor

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who shaves his face
over the water fountain.

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So, open wide, baby birdies.

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Mommy's about to regurgitate some slop

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into your content-hungry mouths.

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[retching]

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[bars and tone]

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♪ '50s-style music ♪

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ANNOUNCER:
The Pink and The Brain Show!

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Starring Pinky!

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And The Brain!

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[canned laughter]

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[grumble]
[slam]

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- [sighs] Pinky! I'm home!

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I snuck out of work early
because Old Man Jenkins

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is taking the senior partners
out for a celebratory dinner.

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But of course, I didn't get the invite.

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[sniffing]

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Pinky, what is that putrid smell!?

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[splatter]
- That's din--

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[applause]

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That's dinner, Brain.

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I made potatoes all rotten!

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[canned laughter]
[groans]

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- It's potatoes au gratin,

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you domestic doddypoll.

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One of these days, I'm gonna

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transfer the kinetic energy of my fist

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into a force vector applied
directly to your oral aperture!

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- Ooh! I've never been to Connecticut.
Sounds cozy.

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[screaming studio laughter]

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[laughter quiets down]

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Hey, Brain!

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Why don't we go celebrate
me ruining dinner

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by going to eat dinner at
a fancy dinner restaurant?

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- Ah, yes.

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And let me guess.

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Whatever restaurant we choose

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will be the exact establishment my boss

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[Director screams]
and the senior partners are dining at

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this evening, correct?

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This, despite the fact that we live in

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a sprawling metropolis,
where the possibility

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of picking the same
restaurant is almost nil.

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- Ahem. Spoiler alert.

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[studio laughter]

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- Warner Brothers...

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[laughter continues]

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[fire alarm ringing]

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- Well, that's the last time
I make those potatoes!

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♪

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- Test audiences found Brain's character

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patriarchal, cruel, and sadistic.

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Yah!
[glass shatters]

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Despite having everything a 1950s audience

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was looking for in a TV husband,

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the show failed due
to creative differences.

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But they gave him
another shot a few years later.

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[bars and tone]

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♪ Brady Bunch-style music ♪

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- ♪ Here's a ditty 'bout
a mouse named Pinky ♪

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♪ Who had three little
Pinkies of her own ♪
[laughing]

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♪ They all had fur that's
white like their mama ♪

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♪ The baby wore a cone ♪

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♪ Here's a refrain 'bout
a mouse named Brain ♪
[Brain yelps]

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♪ He had three little
Brain boys by his side... ♪

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- No!

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This is a flawed premise.

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Nobody with three children
would willingly sign up

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for three more.

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Who wrote this improbable drivel?

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- Um, it was based on my life.

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- Well, I suggest you
write yourself a new one.

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That's what I think of you,
Warner Brothers!

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[laughter]
[crash]

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♪

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- Now, who's going to
teach me how to drive?

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- It's always about you!

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Pinky, Pinky, Pinky!

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- Eh, I can't say this
one was all on Brain.

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It was 1969.

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Everyone was making bad decisions.

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For instance, my sister Theodora

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was born that year. [growls]

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This next pilot took all the attention
away from Mommy and Daddy

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and lasted as long
as Theodora's first marriage.

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Enjoy.

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[bars and tone]

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[Warners laughing]

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[panting]

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♪ Cheers-style music ♪

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- ♪ Getting through
to the end of the day ♪

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♪ Sure is pretty hard ♪

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♪ Stepping back would surely shed ♪

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♪ Some light on where you are ♪

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♪ How would you like to take a break? ♪

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♪ Don't you wanna be ♪

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♪ Where the coffee's always hot? ♪

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♪ And you know they'll brew another pot ♪

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♪ Life is tough, and you are sad ♪

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♪ So go and drink until you're glad ♪

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♪ The coffee's black, and it is hot ♪

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♪ Forget about everything you're not ♪

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♪ Just go somewhere
and avoid your problems ♪

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♪ Instead of facing them ♪

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♪ Yeah, coffee ♪

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♪

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♪ theme ends ♪

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PINKY: Narfs is filmed in front of
a live studio audience. Narfs!

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[audience applause, cheering]

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[grunts]
[thunder crashes]

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- Afternoon, Pinky.
ALL: Brain!

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- How does everyone in here know my name?

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- This is a place where
everybody knows your name.

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Didn't you listen to the theme song?

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- It didn't mention that
in the theme song.

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[coffee maker whistling]
- Oh. Maybe that's that other song

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that's almost the same, but way better.

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- Regardless, it's quite a depressing
ditty for a comedy show, don't you think?

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Don't any of you have hopes or dreams?
[coffee maker whistling, rattling]

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- I hope I can get another coffee!

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[audience laughter]

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[laughing]
- [sighs] Forget it.

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[grunts]
[laughter continues]

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[whistling, rattling]
- [laughing] Ooh?

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BRAIN:
Warner Brothers!

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- It took Warner Brothers eight years

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to calm Brain down. [grunts]

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And when that didn't work,
they threatened to make him

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the "next Urkel."

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And with that, he was back the same day

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to shoot this next pilot.

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[bars and tone]

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♪ Fresh Prince of Bel Air-style music ♪

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- ♪ So, this is a tale,
I'm telling you how ♪

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♪ A mouse's life got all messed around ♪

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♪ And I'd rather take no time
and tell you point blank ♪

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♪ About how I became
the Fresh Pinky of Burbank ♪

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♪ Narf! Narf Narf! Narf! Poit! ♪

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♪

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[grunts]

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[audience cheering]

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- Pinky! You were supposed
to be back over an hour ago!

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- My bad, Brain.
I guess I'm not used to the rules

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because I'm from
the wrong side of the tracks.

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- Well, be that as it may,
you're going to have a lot

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of explaining to do
when Mom and Dad get home.

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- Why would I have to explain
that I was late? [grunts]

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They'll never know, unless you tell 'em.

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AUDIENCE:
Ooh...

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- Are you suggesting that I lie

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to my mother and father?

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- All I'm saying is what they
don't know can't hurt them.

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[audience cheering]

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- Wow, Pinky.
I suppose despite my academic prowess,

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I still can learn quite a bit from you.

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- You're darn right, Brain.
You've got the book smarts,

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but I've got the street smarts.

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- I've got street smarts, too! Heck,

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I've even got street moves! Check it out!

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[audience cheering]
♪ hip hop music playing ♪

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[cheering continues]

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They love me. They really, really love me!

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♪

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- Huzzah! What is the word, my good man?

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[laughs]
[crowd cheering]

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[laughing]

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[Egwind grunts]

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[crickets chirping]

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[crowd cheering]
[grunts]

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[audience gasps]
- You philistines.

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I've debased myself in front of you

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with my circus chicanery,

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and yet, you worship at the feet of
this sunglassed buffoon!

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AUDIENCE MEMBER: Woo!
- Well, I will be your Pagliacci no more!

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[Egwind gasps]

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- Fare thee well!

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[crash]

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- Good riddance, you third rate,

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third wheel ham actor!

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[eagle screeches]
[Egwind screams]

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♪

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I am finished doing
terrible sitcom pilots!

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There's more to life than being told

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what to say and do all the time, Pinky!

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Now, come with me!
- Righto!

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- We must prepare for tomorrow night.

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- Why, Brain? What are
we gonna do tomorrow night?

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- Try to take over the world!

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- And with that iconic proclamation,

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the highly successful
Pinky and the Brain franchise was born.

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And now, it's dead

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because they're missing.

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[phone rings]

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What is it!?

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Oh! You found them!

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Wonderful. Get them back on set!

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[grunts]
- How adorable.

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She thinks she's punishing us,
when she's actually punishing

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our clones.
- Clones?

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- That's right.

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♪

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[alarm blares]

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After receiving the latest script
of our "adventures,"

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I reached my breaking point.

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I will no longer do the bidding
of my television overlords.

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Instead,

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I have created clones
who will do my bidding,

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leaving us free to truly
pursue world domination.

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- So, you mean to tell me
the Pinky and the Brain show

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isn't going to be us anymore?

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- Precisely. No one will be the wiser

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as these clones are indistinguishable

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from us in every facet!

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- [Brain's voice]: Gee, Brain.
What do you wanna do tonight?

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- [Pinky's voice]: Pancakes!

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- Narf... [inhales deeply]

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- Egad! It's like looking in the mirror!

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[sighs]

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- Cloning is an art, not a science.

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And alas, I am merely
the world's foremost scientific mind.

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Come, Pinky.
We must prepare for tomorrow night.

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- Why, Brain?
What are we gonna do tomorrow night?

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[gasps] Ooh, please let it be pancakes!

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[machine hissing]

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- The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

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Try to take over the world!

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[hissing, rattling]

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♪