1 00:00:01,126 --> 00:00:02,795 [thunder] 2 00:00:02,795 --> 00:00:05,339 ♪ Pinky & the Brain theme song ♪ 3 00:00:06,423 --> 00:00:08,050 - Gee, Brain, what do you wanna do tonight? 4 00:00:08,967 --> 00:00:11,678 - The same thing we do every night, Pinky. 5 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:13,430 Try to take over the world! 6 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:15,140 [thunder] 7 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:17,226 ♪ 8 00:00:17,226 --> 00:00:19,228 - ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪ 9 00:00:19,228 --> 00:00:21,438 ♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪ 10 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:23,273 ♪ One is a genius ♪ 11 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:25,275 ♪ The other's insane ♪ 12 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:27,236 ♪ They're laboratory mice ♪ 13 00:00:27,236 --> 00:00:29,238 ♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪ 14 00:00:29,238 --> 00:00:31,990 ♪ They're dinky, they're Pinky and the Brain ♪ 15 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:33,992 ♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪ 16 00:00:40,499 --> 00:00:43,502 ♪ 17 00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:46,714 ♪ 18 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:49,341 - [panting] Can I put it down now, Brain? 19 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:51,510 - Not yet, Pinky. - Well, hurry! 20 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:53,887 My arms are sleepy. You know how they get 21 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,348 when they miss nap time! Ah! [beeping] 22 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:57,433 [crash] 23 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:00,269 Sorry, Brain. 24 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:02,312 I'll buy you a new TV hat. 25 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:06,817 - No need, my friend. That satellite dish was inconsequential to my plan. 26 00:01:06,817 --> 00:01:09,611 By assigning you a pointless, menial task, 27 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:12,281 I avert the risk of you interfering with my work. 28 00:01:12,281 --> 00:01:14,658 - Egad, Brain. That's genius! 29 00:01:14,658 --> 00:01:17,119 - Yes. Now, pay close attention. 30 00:01:17,119 --> 00:01:21,039 Tonight, I shall attend a dinner for world dictators, undercover. 31 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:24,043 Once inside, I will plant a listening device 32 00:01:24,043 --> 00:01:27,379 which will provide me with all the military intel I will need 33 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:28,922 to take over the world! 34 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,674 - A dinner party? Can I go? 35 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:33,052 Oh, please, Brain! Oh please, please, please! 36 00:01:33,052 --> 00:01:36,930 - Yes, Pinky. Every dictator has a right-hand man. 37 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:40,768 Putin has Igor Sechin, Kim Jong-un has Kim Yong-chol, 38 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:42,936 Pitbull has "featuring Ludacris." 39 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:47,066 You will attend as my mute secretary. 40 00:01:47,066 --> 00:01:48,817 Do you know what a "mute" is, Pinky? 41 00:01:49,485 --> 00:01:51,028 - Is it a flute for cows? 42 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:53,197 - Pinky, if your mind were a body of water, 43 00:01:53,197 --> 00:01:56,033 it would be the Dead Sea. Now, enough prattle! 44 00:01:56,033 --> 00:01:58,243 Our limousine will be here in one hour. 45 00:01:58,243 --> 00:02:01,455 Put this on. - Oh, do you love it, Brain? 46 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:03,207 I think it's fun. 47 00:02:03,207 --> 00:02:05,209 And, it has pockets! 48 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:06,460 [grunt] 49 00:02:07,878 --> 00:02:10,881 ♪ 50 00:02:11,215 --> 00:02:14,343 - Name? - I am Emperor Brain from Albrainia. 51 00:02:15,386 --> 00:02:17,346 - I'm sorry. I don't see you on the list. 52 00:02:17,763 --> 00:02:20,474 - How about Pinky? SECURITY GUARD: Why, yes. Of course, 53 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:22,351 President Pinkochet. Welcome back. 54 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,145 [grunt] 55 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:29,566 [mumbling, muffled laugh] 56 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:32,569 ♪ jazz music playing ♪ 57 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,492 [inaudible] 58 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:42,871 - There they are, Pinky. 59 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:45,916 [inaudible dialogue] The most ruthless dictators in the world. 60 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:49,378 Remember, we mustn't attract any unnecessary attention. 61 00:02:49,378 --> 00:02:51,171 If our cover is blown, we'll be... 62 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,256 [splash] PINKY: Help! 63 00:02:52,256 --> 00:02:54,800 [gasps] Somebody help me! 64 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:57,428 I fell into the deep end, and I can't swim! 65 00:02:57,428 --> 00:03:00,055 - Just stand, you buffoon. 66 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:02,182 - Oh. 67 00:03:03,559 --> 00:03:05,060 I think we should leave, Brain. 68 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:06,895 I saw a mouse in the cocktail sauce. 69 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:09,231 - What part of "don't attract attention" 70 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:10,774 do you not understand? 71 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:13,110 You are to behave and stay as quiet as-- 72 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:14,862 - A mouse? - Quieter. 73 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:16,280 - [quieter]: A mouse? 74 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:18,657 - It's time to put my plan into action. 75 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:21,702 KIM JONG-UN: So-so, like, I-- There I was. 76 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:24,663 I took the "which dictator are you" quiz, 77 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:27,374 and you're not going to believe who I got. 78 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:28,917 Saddam Hussein! 79 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:30,002 [laughter] 80 00:03:30,002 --> 00:03:31,712 - Shut up. That's hilarious. 81 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:34,757 - I always saw you as more of a Gaddafi. 82 00:03:34,757 --> 00:03:36,800 BRAIN: Good evening, fellow dictators! 83 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,303 What's the haps, as they say. [nervous laugh] 84 00:03:39,303 --> 00:03:41,180 Who's occupying whom? Hm? 85 00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:43,182 Where are we hiding our nuclear reactors? 86 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:48,687 Are those pigs-in-a-blanket? 87 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:52,357 Mm, my favorite. Although, I probably shouldn't. 88 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,569 Once you eat one, it's a slippery slope. 89 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:58,781 Well, I'll let you get back to it. A pleasure meeting you all. 90 00:03:58,781 --> 00:04:00,783 ♪ 91 00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:04,286 Listening device activated. [whirring] 92 00:04:04,286 --> 00:04:05,621 [beeping] 93 00:04:05,621 --> 00:04:08,415 Time to hear all your dirty little secrets. 94 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:10,334 - Well, for starters, I've been wearing 95 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:12,336 this same Band-Aid for six years. 96 00:04:13,045 --> 00:04:14,463 - Not you, Pinky. 97 00:04:14,463 --> 00:04:17,383 KIM JONG-UN [on device]: Uh, can we take a moment to talk about 98 00:04:17,383 --> 00:04:19,176 how rude that guy was!? 99 00:04:19,176 --> 00:04:22,262 - You don't talk politics or world domination at dinner. 100 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,056 Everybody knows that. 101 00:04:24,056 --> 00:04:27,267 - Also, I feel like he is too tall to be dictator. 102 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:30,562 [laughter] 103 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,648 - What is happening? 104 00:04:32,648 --> 00:04:35,192 This is the inane babbling of gossiping millennials, 105 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:36,902 not merciless tyrants! 106 00:04:36,902 --> 00:04:38,570 NICOLÁS MADURO [on device]: Vladimir, can you tell me again 107 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:40,739 how this "dinner for fools" works? 108 00:04:40,739 --> 00:04:42,616 VLADIMIR PUTIN [on device]: Sure, Nicolás! 109 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:45,953 As you know, we all bring foolish guest to dinner. 110 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:49,164 I vote on whoever brings the most foolish guest, 111 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:51,750 and they will win special prize. 112 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:54,086 A nuclear submarine! 113 00:04:54,086 --> 00:04:55,462 ♪ 114 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:59,091 Equipped with all the latest world-domination technologies! 115 00:05:01,135 --> 00:05:02,928 - A dinner for fools? 116 00:05:02,928 --> 00:05:05,222 Where am I supposed to find a fool at this hour? 117 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:07,099 There are no IHOPs around here. PINKY: Ah! 118 00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:07,975 [thud] 119 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:10,310 [muffled]: Uh, it's not what it looks like, Brain. 120 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,187 He came onto me. 121 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:15,524 - To borrow from the ancients, "fortuna favet fatuis." 122 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:17,901 - Four tunas? Oh, no thanks, Brain. 123 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:20,195 I'm still full on cocktail sauce. [chuckles] 124 00:05:20,195 --> 00:05:23,782 - It means "fortune favors fools", Pinky! 125 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:25,701 Are you pondering what I'm pondering? 126 00:05:25,701 --> 00:05:26,994 - Yah! 127 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:29,079 [lisping]: I think so, Brain, but isn't the seashore 128 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:31,123 the worst place to be selling seashells? 129 00:05:31,123 --> 00:05:33,709 [cracking] Ah! [nervous laughs] 130 00:05:33,709 --> 00:05:36,045 [maniacal laughter] 131 00:05:36,045 --> 00:05:38,088 - Yes, Pinky! Exactly! 132 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:39,590 Just like that! 133 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:41,383 [tapping] 134 00:05:41,383 --> 00:05:43,135 - Welcome, everyone, 135 00:05:43,135 --> 00:05:46,221 to annual top secret dictator dinner! 136 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:49,808 I hope you enjoy fun and colorful e-vite I send this year. 137 00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:53,562 Anyway, democracy is weak 138 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:56,273 and crumbles across world like cookie. 139 00:05:56,273 --> 00:05:57,941 So, I'm pleased to see some new faces. 140 00:05:57,941 --> 00:06:00,110 Also, we will be having cookie later. 141 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:02,321 Everyone, please stand to introduce yourself 142 00:06:02,321 --> 00:06:04,615 and your "special guest." 143 00:06:04,615 --> 00:06:07,076 - I am Nicolás Maduro from Venezuela, 144 00:06:07,076 --> 00:06:09,703 but please call me "the Nicktator"! 145 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,705 I'm trying to get that going. [nervous laugh] 146 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:14,583 This is my very special guest, Rodrigo. 147 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:16,543 [whispering]: He thinks he is robot. 148 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:20,172 - I was told this was a costume party. 149 00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:23,884 - He is talking words, but all I hear is "beep boop boop"! 150 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:26,595 [laughter] 151 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:30,391 - Hello. I am Kim Jong-un from North Korea. 152 00:06:30,391 --> 00:06:33,519 This is my guest, Soo Yun the ghost. 153 00:06:33,519 --> 00:06:36,105 SOO YUN: Hello, I'm Soo Yun. I'm a ghost. 154 00:06:36,105 --> 00:06:37,940 I used to work on a dirt farm, 155 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:39,775 which I now haunt. 156 00:06:39,775 --> 00:06:43,529 - Ooh! Very spooky! 157 00:06:43,529 --> 00:06:45,364 Okay, who's next? 158 00:06:45,364 --> 00:06:48,200 - I am Emperor Brain from Albrainia. 159 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:51,120 We are a startup dictatorship in Eastern Europe. 160 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:54,873 You probably haven't heard of us, but [laughs] you will. 161 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:56,542 Allow me to introduce my guest, 162 00:06:56,542 --> 00:06:57,793 Pinky. 163 00:06:58,293 --> 00:06:59,211 - Hello. 164 00:06:59,211 --> 00:07:01,213 ♪ 165 00:07:01,797 --> 00:07:03,465 - [clears throat] My apologies. 166 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:05,050 He's not normally this shy. 167 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:06,468 Uh, say, Pinky, 168 00:07:06,468 --> 00:07:08,303 are you pondering what I'm pondering? 169 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:09,304 - No. 170 00:07:09,304 --> 00:07:10,723 ♪ 171 00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:14,643 [phone beeping] [coughs] 172 00:07:15,519 --> 00:07:17,104 - [whispering]: What are you doing? 173 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:18,939 - [whispering]: I'm just behaving like you said, Brain. 174 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:20,858 Don't wanna ruin your big night. 175 00:07:20,858 --> 00:07:21,859 [sighs wearily] 176 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:24,862 - Uh, say, Pinky, uh, 177 00:07:24,862 --> 00:07:27,322 why don't you tell everyone about some of our attempts 178 00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:28,490 to take over the world? 179 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:31,076 Like that time we tried to hijack the Oscars, 180 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:34,288 and you foiled the plan by switching out the Best Picture card 181 00:07:34,288 --> 00:07:35,998 with your cheesecake recipe? 182 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:40,294 PINKY: [laughs] Oh sure, Brain! 183 00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:42,296 How about the time you made a robot 184 00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:43,797 to help you take over the world, 185 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,716 but then it got smarter than you 186 00:07:45,716 --> 00:07:47,676 and laughed at all your plans? 187 00:07:48,010 --> 00:07:49,219 [laughter] 188 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:52,848 Right? I know! Or the time you made a girl mouse smart 189 00:07:52,848 --> 00:07:54,600 to help you run for President, 190 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:57,644 but then she got more votes than you did! 191 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,855 [laughter] - [laughing] Beep bop boop! 192 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:02,649 - Oh! And one time, 193 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:04,735 you tried to go viral by dressing up 194 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:06,487 like a baby, and you said, 195 00:08:06,487 --> 00:08:09,698 "Not the Himalayas! Not-not the Himalayas! 196 00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:12,076 Oh no, not the Himalayas!" [laughing] 197 00:08:12,076 --> 00:08:14,703 - I remember that video! 198 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:17,081 [gasps] That was you? 199 00:08:17,081 --> 00:08:19,333 [laughter] 200 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:22,211 - Okay, Pinky, I think they've heard enough. 201 00:08:22,211 --> 00:08:24,797 - But my all-time favorite, bar none, 202 00:08:24,797 --> 00:08:28,133 was when Brain built a fun little car that drove all by itself, 203 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:31,428 and we got stuck inside, and it drove us around and around. 204 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,972 And we played games! And we talked about our feelings, 205 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:36,934 until the car found its vacuum girlfriend! 206 00:08:36,934 --> 00:08:37,935 Priceless! 207 00:08:37,935 --> 00:08:39,353 [laughter] 208 00:08:39,353 --> 00:08:43,065 - Okay! Okay, that's enough. 209 00:08:43,065 --> 00:08:45,692 Usually, I don't do this until later, 210 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:48,112 but I have already decide on winner. 211 00:08:48,112 --> 00:08:50,989 Congratulations to... 212 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:52,616 Pinky! 213 00:08:52,616 --> 00:08:55,953 And his most foolish guest, Brain. 214 00:08:55,953 --> 00:08:59,540 - Brain! We won! We won! What did we win? 215 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:02,251 - No, no, no, no, no. There's been a mistake. 216 00:09:02,251 --> 00:09:04,002 I am the dictator, 217 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:06,380 and Pinky is my foolish guest. 218 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:08,674 - We all know Albrainia 219 00:09:08,674 --> 00:09:11,009 is fake country, Brain. 220 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:12,511 MADURO: Hey, Brain, 221 00:09:12,511 --> 00:09:15,764 are you pondering what I'm pondering? 222 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:16,765 [laughter] 223 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:18,183 - Ha ha. 224 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:22,229 I find it humorous that you would all mock my plans for world domination, 225 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:24,481 when you can't even get it right yourselves! 226 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:25,691 Kim Jong-un, 227 00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:28,444 you rob your country blind, and all you can afford 228 00:09:28,444 --> 00:09:30,320 is a five-dollar haircut. 229 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:33,574 And on that subject, Putin, what's receding faster? 230 00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:36,076 Your sphere of influence or your hairline? 231 00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:39,079 And Maduro. The only thing more inflated 232 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,956 than your ego is your currency. 233 00:09:40,956 --> 00:09:42,875 Here's 10 million bolivar. 234 00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:44,585 Go buy yourself a stick of gum, 235 00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:47,629 you mouth-breather! - [sniveling] That was mean. 236 00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:50,883 - And to your guests, you were all brought here 237 00:09:50,883 --> 00:09:52,885 to be made fun of! [all gasp] 238 00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:56,889 SOO YUN: Is this true? 239 00:09:56,889 --> 00:10:00,434 - Wow. That's very uncool of you guys. 240 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,938 ♪ "Benny Hill" style music playing ♪ 241 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:12,279 [splattering] 242 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:16,366 - Whoa. Okay, 243 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,994 everyone need to take a pill of chill. 244 00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:20,871 Get them. 245 00:10:23,332 --> 00:10:26,085 - Party's over, Pinky. Let's get outta here! 246 00:10:26,085 --> 00:10:28,712 ♪ tense music playing ♪ 247 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,968 [laughing] 248 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,262 - Ooh, look! A pressy circle! Press! 249 00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:41,892 BRAIN: Why would they have a button that does that? 250 00:10:43,894 --> 00:10:45,020 [gasps] 251 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:48,273 - Dinner and a swim! The perfect night out. 252 00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:52,152 - Come, Pinky, we must prepare for tomorrow night. 253 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,279 - Why, Brain? What are we gonna do tomorrow night? 254 00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:56,615 - The same thing we do every night, Pinky. 255 00:10:56,615 --> 00:10:57,991 Try to take over the-- 256 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:58,867 [struggling] 257 00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:01,620 - [laughing] Narf!