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♪
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[brakes squeak]
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[shuts off engine]
[birds chirping]
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[whoosh]
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[blink blink]
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‐ Alan, this species of cartoon
has been extinct since 1998.
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I mean, these haven't been seen on TV
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since the golden era
of animation, and‐‐ and‐‐
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[creak]
What?
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[conk]
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[soft bellow]
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ALL:
La!
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‐ It's... it's the Warner Brothers.
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‐ And the Warner Sister!
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‐ [chuckling] That's‐‐ Yeah.
Tha‐‐ Oh yeah, yeah, yeah...
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‐ He‐‐ He did it.
Th‐th‐th‐th‐th‐that crazy
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son of a gun actually did it.
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‐ Clean vectored outlines,
[wolf whistle]
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widescreen format...
[xylophone sound]
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‐ These don't look like reruns!
[honk]
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SPIELBERG:
Uh, well, uh, they're not. [chuckle]
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I reanimated them.
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‐ We are gonna make
a fortune with this show.
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[whip, alarm bells]
‐ How zany are they?
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‐ Oh, uh, to the max.
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[splat]
O‐of course.
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And then there's, uh, Pinky and the Brain.
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‐ P‐‐ Pinky and the Brain?
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You said you're bringing
back Pinky and the Brain?
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SPIELBERG: Mm‐hmm.
‐ Say it again.
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‐ We're bringing back Pinky and the Brain.
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‐ [gasp] Put your head between your knees.
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ALL:
Boingy! Boingy! Boingy! Boingy!
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‐ Where are they going?
‐ Home.
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Welcome to Animaniacs.
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‐ Wake up!
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♪ theme song playing ♪
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‐ ♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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‐ ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
‐ ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ! ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain who
want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested
well in focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balance, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animan‐ey, totally insane‐y ♪
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‐ ♪ Have no shame‐y ♪
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ALL:
♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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♪
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♪
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[whoosh]
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‐ Alright, guys. There's a lot
of pressure on our first lines.
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They gotta funny, they gotta
be irreverent, and most of all,
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they gotta be carefully crafted.
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‐ But you just wasted yours on...
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[imitating] "Alright, guys. There's
a lot of pressure on our first lines."
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‐ And you just wasted yours on...
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[imitating]
"But you just wasted yours on,
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'Alright, guys. There's a lot of
pressure on our first lines.'"
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‐ To be‐‐
YAKKO: Wait, don't!
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Make sure it's good first.
‐ Yeah. It's all on you, Dot.
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[inhale]
[squeak]
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‐ Maybe something reminiscent
of the first season?
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‐ But modern to show that
we're not your dad's Animaniacs.
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‐ But, not so modern that
you'll alienate the dads
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because they're a key
part of our demographic.
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[inhale]
Don't overthink it.
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[growl, yell]
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‐ 22 years later,
and I'm still a knockout.
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[heavenly music]
[gasp]
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[wind blowing]
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[squeaking, popping]
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Whoa!
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‐ I can't believe it's been 22 years!
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♪
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[birds squawking]
[glistening sound]
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[laughing]
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[shutter snap]
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[gasp]
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[smack]
[Wilhelm scream]
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[hitting]
[yelling]
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[bang]
[scream]
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[laughing]
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[$6 Million Man sound effect]
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Our home sweet home!
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[thunk]
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[grunt]
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[banging]
[straining]
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♪
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[clanging]
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[woozy sound]
‐ Oh, right!
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It's a pull, not a push.
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[faint]
[creak]
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It's just how I remember!
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‐ Well... almost.
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♪
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[lasers humming]
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‐ My sandwich!
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♪ triumphant music ♪
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[fly buzzing]
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Just where I left it.
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♪
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[tiptoeing]
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BOTH: Ooh!
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[jet sound]
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[flames crackling]
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Ah!
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[crunch, squish]
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[both gasp]
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[splat]
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[both sigh]
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22 years and five second rule! [chomp]
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[chopping lasers]
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[alarm blaring]
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‐ Why did you trip the alarm after
that elaborate laser dance?
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‐ What lasers? That was my sandwich dance.
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[gulp]
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ALARM:
Initiating Warners capture sequence.
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‐ We're caught!
‐ We're doomed!
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‐ This is the shortest‐lived reboot ever!
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[screaming]
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‐ What dummy thought that would work?
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♪
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ALL:
Helllloooo Ralph!
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[splat, plate shattering]
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‐ Aww.
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I've missed those beautiful yellow eyes.
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‐ G‐‐
‐ Uhb‐bup‐bup!
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We're doing this thing where
we don't waste our first lines.
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‐ Make sure it's funny!
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‐ And something that really captures
the intricacies of your character,
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for old and new fans alike.
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‐ Duh...
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[Ralph grumbling, growling]
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♪
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‐ Gotcha!
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[whirring]
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‐ What is that thing?
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‐ Why, it's a... uh...
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um, clone!
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No, uh, uh, phone.
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Uh, no, a drone! That's it. It's a drone.
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Hey! [straining]
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That's it! You're taking
me to the boss' office!
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‐ Katie!
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Is today a micro‐dose day?
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Ah, macro‐dose. Right.
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♪
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[smash]
[laugh]
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‐ I got 'em, I got 'em!
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‐ A female CEO?
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Any interest in mentoring
a young, future CEO?
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‐ No. I'm a firm believer in pulling
up the ladder behind me.
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[smash]
Ralph, what are these things!?
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‐ Yeah, Ralphie. What are we?
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‐ Answer the woman!
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‐ Duh...
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These are the Warner brothers.
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[drone buzzing]
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‐ And the‐‐
CEO: Warner Sister. Yes, I know.
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It's all right here.
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[beep]
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‐ What's that?
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‐ Oh, that's right.
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You're from the '90s.
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This is a tablet.
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It contains the sum of
all human knowledge.
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‐ All human knowledge in
one easy to swallow tablet?
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Don't mind if I do.
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[splash, swallow]
[glass shatters]
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[belch]
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‐ Hey! I'm the eating‐stuff guy!
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[zapping]
[vocalizing]
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♪
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[beeping]
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[jabbering]
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[dizzy groaning]
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‐ Quantum mechanics,
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quinoa wraps,
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Queen Bey!
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We've missed so much...
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But now...
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I know everything!
♪ triumphant music ♪
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[birds cooing]
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About the last 22 years.
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‐ Tell us! Oh, tell us!
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‐ Ugh. Please do this somewhere else.
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‐ But then you'll miss the song!
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[zip]
[shatter]
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♪
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‐ You see...
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♪ Taxis are Ubers,
the stars are YouTubers ♪
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♪ Neil Tyson gave Pluto the axe ♪
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♪ Cell phones got smarter,
the oceans got hotter ♪
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♪ The global economy collapsed ♪
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♪ We get internet deals
on our hyphenate meals ♪
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♪ Like cage‐free, vegan‐paleo sausage ♪
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♪ We don't leave our homes
thanks to Amazon drones ♪
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♪ They track what we do
through our watches ♪
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ALL:
♪ What's going on? Will we be okay? ♪
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♪ Has it all gone mad
since we went away? ♪
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♪ Oh, update us, please,
and put as at ease ♪
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♪ 'Cause we've run out of jokes ♪
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♪ About the '90s! ♪
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♪ sax solo ♪
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YAKKO: ♪ Al Gore lost bad 'cause
of one hanging chad ♪
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♪ Dubya hunted for WMDs ♪
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♪ Obama brought hope,
so Clinton thought, "Dope! ♪
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♪ 2016 should be a real breeze" ♪
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‐ So, Hillary finally broke
that glass ceiling?
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‐ No, but it certainly does feel like it's
raining shards of glass all around us.
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♪ The country's cut into two ♪
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♪ The red and the blue,
Facebook's a toxic waste dump ♪
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♪ The Fox Friends are doting,
the Russians are voting ♪
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♪ And now there's a President Trump... ♪
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At least, we think there's
still a President Trump.
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You see, the writers
are writing this in 2018.
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‐ How is that possible?
The people rely on Animaniacs
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for outrageous and relevant content.
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‐ Well, how can we finish catching up
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when we don't know what
happened in the last two years?
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‐ I don't know, wild guesses?
‐ Sounds good to me!
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YAKKO: ♪ We have chips in our
brains, we no longer feel pain ♪
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♪ There are worsening climate disasters ♪
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♪ Now we live underground,
and we can't make a sound ♪
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♪ Lest we anger our polar bear masters ♪
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WAKKO:
They've come south for revenge!
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DOT: ♪ We breed birds without arms
on our factory farms ♪
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♪ And we live in aluminum bunkers ♪
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♪ We sent humans to Mars,
all the food comes in bars ♪
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♪ And the top‐rated show
is called Clunkers! ♪
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‐ It's about a talking police car!
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‐ Who's also a time machine!
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‐ Wow! Here comes the star, Clunko!
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‐ I travel through time, solving crime!
[truck horn]
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[smash]
[laughter]
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ALL: ♪ That's what's going on
in the world today ♪
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♪ It's as crazy now as when we went away ♪
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♪ Our ratings depend on
knowing the trends... ♪
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♪ We're all caught up ♪
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♪ That's how this song ends! ♪
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[thunder clapping]
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♪ Pinky and the Brain
theme song playing ♪
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‐ Gee, Brain, what do you
wanna do tonight?
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BRAIN: The same thing
we do every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world!
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[thunder clap]
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♪
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‐ ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ One is a genius ♪
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♪ The other's insane ♪
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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪
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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪
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♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
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♪
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[slam]
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♪
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♪
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[typing]
[TV static]
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[studio audience laughter]
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[laughing]
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‐ I'm your host, Fred Bagel,
but my friends call me Freddie,
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and my ex‐wife doesn't call me at all.
[laughter]
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Now, for the week's best clips.
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[bite, gulp, crystallizing]
[audience gasps]
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[whining, laughter]
Oh, brother. Hot dog with brain freeze.
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[laughing]
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♪
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‐ Pinky, I'd be worried this drivel
is turning your mind soft,
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but you can't mash what is already mush.
‐ Narf!
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‐ Precisely. Turn that off!
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‐ Oh, just one more minute, Brain, please?
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00:12:03,599 --> 00:12:06,727
America's Stupidest Pets
is my favorite show!
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[door bell]
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[whip]
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00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:11,440
[audience gasps]
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[audience laughter]
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[laughing]
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♪
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[audience laughter]
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‐ What is so funny?
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‐ [laughing] These silly animals!
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I can't get enough!
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00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:27,623
[sigh] I wish I could carry
the television around with me
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so I could watch it all
the time. [laughing]
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[audience laughter]
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[Pinky laughing]
‐ That's it!
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Pinky, are you pondering
what I'm pondering?
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‐ I think so, Brain,
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but if I clone myself,
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how will I know which one
to shoot when I turn evil?
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‐ No, Pinky.
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It's all so clear to me now!
To take over the world,
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we must give the people
what they truly want!
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‐ Okay, Brain. I'll do it,
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but only if it's tasteful
and makes sense for my character.
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‐ Silence, Pinky! My work begins!
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♪
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
If you'd like to make a call...
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[phone ringing, dial‐up sound, beep]
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‐ At last, Pinky,
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00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:14,545
my humble invention has
finally come to fruition!
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Behold! The age... of the internet!
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[apps beeping]
PINKY: That's nice, Brain.
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I've spent the last 22 years
undergoing rigorous psychotherapy,
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and realized that our
codependent relationship
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isn't based on a shared
desire to conquer the world,
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but rather my enabling of your systematic
emotional and physical abuse.
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‐ Quiet, you nincompoop!
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‐ Righto! [laugh] I deserve that!
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‐ The internet is the most powerful
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information sharing tool ever devised!
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00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:45,033
And do you know what
most humans use it for?
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‐ I do, but I don't think I can say it.
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‐ Surprisingly no, Pinky. Watch closely.
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00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:54,168
[quacking]
You see, humans are obsessed
with cute, silly animals.
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They can't look away.
334
00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:57,754
[woman screaming]
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Once they upload these
adorable videos to the internet...
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[beeping]
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people around the world marvel at them.
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♪
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00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,054
[laughing]
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00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,515
[laughing]
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00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:10,434
[laughing]
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[laughing]
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[launching]
With their undivided attention,
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they are the perfect unsuspecting pawns
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for my master plan.
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I will become the internet's cutest
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and silliest animal!
348
00:14:25,324 --> 00:14:28,994
Once I have the gaze of the world
upon my endearing photograph,
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I will activate this
polarized subliminal filter,
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and everyone will be under my control!
351
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♪ hypnotic music ♪
352
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‐ [robotic]:
I'll do anything you tell me, Brain.
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‐ Genius, is it not?
354
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And all by manipulating the alpha
waves of the human brain.
355
00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:50,140
‐ There's a human you!?
356
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:51,808
[grunt, groan]
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00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:54,311
♪
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BRAIN:
Prepare yourself, Pinky.
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Your heart is about to be warmed.
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00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:00,275
[rattling]
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00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:03,987
‐ Aw, it's baby Brain!
362
00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:05,239
‐ Are you ready?
363
00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:07,866
‐ Ready! And... action!
364
00:15:08,534 --> 00:15:10,953
‐ Laugh now, for I am an adult mouse
365
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:14,331
costumed as a baby.
‐ And cut!
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00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:18,168
BRAIN:
John‐Jacob, Jingleheimer, Schmidt‐‐
367
00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:19,586
Ah. Mind Control.
368
00:15:20,504 --> 00:15:22,172
[scrolling, beep]
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00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:23,298
♪
370
00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:26,176
And now, we just sit back and relax
371
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:28,220
as the adoration pours in.
372
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‐ Can do!
[smack]
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♪
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00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,435
[whirring]
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00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:38,438
[pop]
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00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,648
♪ happy sting ♪
377
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:42,985
♪ disappointed sting ♪
378
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,738
[audience laughter]
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00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:49,074
‐ Hey, I'm Seth Meyers,
380
00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:51,660
and the reason this face
is allowed on TV is
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00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:54,413
no one's watching anyway!
[laughter]
382
00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:57,791
And speaking of things that
people pretend to watch but don't,
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00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,001
opera.
384
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:03,046
Please welcome the latest
internet sensation, Opera Cat!
385
00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:04,131
[cheering]
386
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:07,134
[sings opera]
387
00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:12,306
[applause]
388
00:16:12,306 --> 00:16:13,807
[laugh]
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00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,225
With a blonde wig like that,
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00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:17,436
you could be President.
[rimshot]
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00:16:17,436 --> 00:16:20,063
You'll get it. I'll wait.
392
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:21,356
[silence]
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00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:24,151
[laughing]
394
00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:26,695
‐ What does this animal have that I don't?
395
00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:29,156
This mind control filter
is never going to work
396
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:30,741
if nobody sees it! [grunt]
397
00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:32,492
Whoa! Pinky!
398
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,244
Do something!
399
00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:37,206
Andes! Alps! Adirondacks! No!
400
00:16:37,206 --> 00:16:39,124
Not the Himalayas! Ah!
[smack]
401
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,626
[screaming]
402
00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:44,463
[post sound]
Another plan foiled.
403
00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:46,298
[sigh] Come, Pinky.
404
00:16:46,298 --> 00:16:49,092
We must prepare for tomo‐‐
‐ No, Brain, look!
405
00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:51,803
‐ Not the Himalayas! Not the Himalayas!
406
00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:54,765
Pinky! What have you done?
407
00:16:54,765 --> 00:16:57,100
[popping]
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00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,019
‐ Brain, I think it's working!
409
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,521
[ding, whirring]
410
00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:02,231
‐ [robotic]:
Can we bring this up?
411
00:17:02,231 --> 00:17:04,942
[smacking]
‐ Not the Himalayas! Not the Himalayas!
412
00:17:04,942 --> 00:17:08,153
‐ I want that mouse on my show,
413
00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:11,031
before one of the Jimmy's gets him.
414
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:11,865
[screech]
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00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:14,284
ALL [robotic]:
L‐O‐L.
416
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:16,453
‐ L‐O‐L.
417
00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:19,248
‐ Must obey. What Brain say.
418
00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:22,501
Must obey...
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00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:24,336
‐ Egad, Brain!
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00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:26,797
‐ We've done it! We've really done it!
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00:17:26,797 --> 00:17:29,508
♪
422
00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:32,511
‐ Still to come,
celebrity trainers share their secrets
423
00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:34,972
on getting back to your
birth weight for summer.
424
00:17:34,972 --> 00:17:36,932
But first, the Brain!
425
00:17:38,642 --> 00:17:41,061
‐ The internet sensation has
conquered our hearts,
426
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,896
and, seemingly, the world!
427
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:45,440
FEMALE CO‐HOST: This comes
just days after the US government
428
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:48,986
agreed to add his lovable
face to Mount Rushmore.
429
00:17:48,986 --> 00:17:50,529
[crowd cheering]
All hail the Brain!
430
00:17:50,529 --> 00:17:53,615
‐ Yes! Praise him.
BRAIN: Incredible, Pinky.
431
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:55,868
After 20 years of careful planning,
432
00:17:55,868 --> 00:17:58,287
I've finally taken over the world!
433
00:17:58,287 --> 00:17:59,788
Now, behold.
434
00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:01,748
The coup de grace of my coup d'etat.
435
00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:06,295
‐ Crab paté on your crudité? [laugh]
436
00:18:06,295 --> 00:18:08,255
‐ No, Pinky.
437
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:10,674
The act that will forever cement my status
438
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:13,468
as popular internet meme slash dictator
439
00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:15,262
for life! I am going to‐‐
440
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:17,890
‐ Uh, hi, excuse me.
You're Himalayas Mouse, right?
441
00:18:17,890 --> 00:18:20,267
‐ Of course. It is I, the Brain.
442
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:23,187
‐ Yeah, sure, sure. Yeah,
I remember that meme. Classic.
443
00:18:23,187 --> 00:18:26,148
Listen, Mr. Meyers
appreciates you coming by,
444
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:28,400
but unfortunately, we've had to bump you.
445
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,152
‐ Bump me? For who?
446
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:33,280
‐ Oh, okay, so his name is
Business Pig. You know,
447
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:36,575
the pig who made the New York Swines'
Top Boars Under Four.
448
00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:40,078
I'm sorry. Do you even read
the New York Swines?
449
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:41,079
[click]
450
00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:43,081
[squealing]
[buzzer]
451
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,418
[audience laughing]
452
00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:48,504
‐ Hey, I know that pig!
453
00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:50,756
I just shared a video of him this morning!
454
00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:54,092
‐ Pinky, you puerile pustule,
455
00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:56,720
you used my mind control filter!
456
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,056
[whirring]
‐ I like the swirls.
457
00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:00,599
I think it's fun!
458
00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:03,685
‐ [robotic]:
Business Pig. Business Pig.
459
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,312
Business Pig.
460
00:19:05,604 --> 00:19:06,605
PINKY: Whoa!
461
00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:09,233
Brain?
[Brain yelling]
462
00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:10,567
[smack]
[notification sound]
463
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:13,946
Oh! That's a great photo! So lifelike!
464
00:19:13,946 --> 00:19:16,198
‐ Ring ring.
[click]
465
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:17,866
‐ Hello, Brain's phone.
466
00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:20,744
‐ May I speak with the imbecile
who ruined my plan?
467
00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:22,120
‐ That's me!
468
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,249
[Pinky grunts]
469
00:19:25,541 --> 00:19:28,210
‐ Come, Pinky! Let us
prepare for tomorrow night.
470
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,962
‐ What are we going to do tomorrow night?
471
00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:32,589
‐ The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
472
00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:34,800
Try to take over the world!
473
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,427
‐ ♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
474
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:39,638
♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
475
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:47,229
♪
476
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,358
♪
477
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,026
[whirring]
478
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,444
[cooler bubbling]
479
00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:58,490
[whirring]
480
00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:06,707
‐ Whoa! Star Trek is back?
481
00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:08,375
‐ Uh, yeah!
482
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,751
‐ It's one of them reboots.
483
00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:15,007
‐ It's a cost‐effective
way to reintroduce IP
484
00:20:15,007 --> 00:20:16,884
to a whole new generation.
485
00:20:16,884 --> 00:20:19,136
‐ Or the "next generation,"
486
00:20:19,136 --> 00:20:22,014
if I "make it so."
487
00:20:22,014 --> 00:20:24,725
‐ [laugh] Set phasers to killing it!
488
00:20:27,311 --> 00:20:30,522
‐ Looks like they're
rebooting lots of shows.
489
00:20:30,522 --> 00:20:32,608
[gasp] Charmed came back!
490
00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:34,735
WAKKO:
And the X‐Files!
491
00:20:34,735 --> 00:20:36,486
YAKKO:
Hey! Even Full House!
492
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:39,740
‐ They just bring back old shows now?
493
00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:42,910
‐ I bet I could sing a bitingly
satirical song about it.
494
00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:46,246
‐ Didn't we just do that right
before Pinky and the Brain?
495
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:47,623
‐ Uh uh uh!
496
00:20:47,623 --> 00:20:49,625
We're also part of
the age of reboots, sis.
497
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:51,877
We gotta do it again.
[squeaking]
498
00:20:51,877 --> 00:20:52,753
[scream]
499
00:20:52,753 --> 00:20:53,837
[wind blowing]
500
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:56,215
‐ ♪ They ran out of ideas ♪
501
00:20:56,215 --> 00:20:58,717
♪ For fresh new shows ♪
502
00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:00,719
♪ So Hollywood did ♪
503
00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:03,639
♪ The only thing it knows ♪
504
00:21:03,639 --> 00:21:06,683
♪ Murphy Brown, Melrose Place ♪
505
00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:09,811
♪ Gilmore Girls, Lost In Space ♪
506
00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:12,397
♪ That's So Raven's what they're cravin' ♪
507
00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:14,608
‐ ♪ I know that's a show worth savin'! ♪
508
00:21:14,608 --> 00:21:16,944
‐ ♪ I vote X‐Files for a comeback ♪
509
00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:18,612
‐ ♪ Duchovny's still a real snack ♪
510
00:21:18,612 --> 00:21:21,490
‐ ♪ Would the Golden Girls be darker ♪
511
00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:25,452
ALL: ♪ If we resurrect Bea Arthur? ♪
512
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:27,663
♪
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00:21:27,663 --> 00:21:30,040
♪ Reboot it, renew it ♪
514
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,751
♪ Reshoot it, redo it, and reuse it ♪
515
00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:35,295
♪ Retool it, abuse it, just do it ♪
516
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:37,548
♪ If you wanna make some easy cash ♪
517
00:21:37,548 --> 00:21:39,049
♪ Just recycle and rehash ♪
518
00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:40,926
‐ ♪ Repeat it, reinstate it ♪
519
00:21:40,926 --> 00:21:42,427
♪ Reheat it, recreate it,
520
00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:44,221
♪ There's no need to feel frustrated ♪
521
00:21:44,221 --> 00:21:46,014
♪ Simply just regurgitate it ♪
522
00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:48,308
ALL: ♪ For a guaranteed ratings smash ♪
523
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:50,185
♪ Dig it up out of the trash ♪
524
00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:52,062
♪ Come on, just reboot it! ♪
525
00:21:52,062 --> 00:21:53,188
♪
526
00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:54,898
‐ ♪ Will and Grace and Dynasty ♪
527
00:21:54,898 --> 00:21:56,900
♪ Sweet 16 on MTV ♪
528
00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:58,610
‐ ♪ Blue's Clues, Twin Peaks , and Fargo ♪
529
00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:00,195
♪ Go Catch Carmen San Di‐ago ♪
530
00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:01,613
‐ ♪ Just relax and take the flak ♪
531
00:22:01,613 --> 00:22:03,574
♪ If people want it, bring it back! ♪
532
00:22:03,574 --> 00:22:05,742
♪ Looney Tunes, Queer Eye,
and DuckTales ♪
533
00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:07,327
♪ Just reboot it 'cause it sells! ♪
534
00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:09,371
‐ ♪ Take something foreign,
then translate it ♪
535
00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:11,164
♪ Shamelessly appropriate it ♪
536
00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:12,875
♪ Even if the old fans hate it ♪
537
00:22:12,875 --> 00:22:14,585
ALL: ♪ Get the script rights cleared! ♪
538
00:22:14,585 --> 00:22:16,545
‐ ♪ You've done sequels,
try for prequels ♪
539
00:22:16,545 --> 00:22:19,923
‐ ♪ Think of all the streams that equals
utilizing these techniques will ♪
540
00:22:19,923 --> 00:22:22,092
BOTH: ♪ Make your shows revered ♪
541
00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:25,095
♪ Shows revered! ♪
542
00:22:25,596 --> 00:22:27,973
ALL: ♪ Reboot it, renew it ♪
543
00:22:27,973 --> 00:22:30,184
♪ Reshoot it, redo it, and reuse it ♪
544
00:22:30,184 --> 00:22:32,895
♪ Retool it, abuse it, just do it! ♪
545
00:22:32,895 --> 00:22:36,356
♪ If you wanna make some easy cash,
just recycle and rehash ♪
546
00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:38,150
♪ Repeat it, reinstate it ♪
547
00:22:38,150 --> 00:22:39,776
♪ Reheat it, recreate it! ♪
548
00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:43,322
♪ There's no need to feel frustrated,
simply just regurgitate it ♪
549
00:22:43,322 --> 00:22:45,574
♪ For a guaranteed ratings smash ♪
550
00:22:45,574 --> 00:22:47,284
♪ Dig it up out of the trash ♪
551
00:22:47,284 --> 00:22:49,786
♪ Come on, just reboot it! ♪
552
00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:57,920
♪
553
00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:00,005
‐ Hello. I'm Yakko Warner,
554
00:23:00,005 --> 00:23:03,050
and all joking aside,
reboots are symptomatic
555
00:23:03,050 --> 00:23:06,220
of a fundamental lack
of originality in Hollywood.
556
00:23:06,220 --> 00:23:08,931
A creativity crisis fueled by
557
00:23:08,931 --> 00:23:12,434
terrified executives
clinging to the past like...
558
00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:14,853
rats to the debris of a sinking ship.
559
00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:17,814
‐ Yeah. Have you no shame?
560
00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:21,485
HULU EXECUTIVE: Here's your check for
the Animaniacs reboot, you sellouts!
561
00:23:22,819 --> 00:23:24,196
[smash]
562
00:23:24,196 --> 00:23:26,448
‐ Yeah, but when we sellout,
563
00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:29,451
we know we're selling out, so it's cool.
564
00:23:30,494 --> 00:23:33,497
♪