1 00:00:00,870 --> 00:00:01,900 Ahoy! 2 00:00:01,900 --> 00:00:04,030 This time on Roadkill, new meaning for 3 00:00:04,030 --> 00:00:05,370 the word boat launch. 4 00:00:05,370 --> 00:00:07,770 -Let's go! -[whoops] 5 00:00:11,030 --> 00:00:13,030 I cannot see anything. 6 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:23,430 [rock music playing] 7 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,700 We are in frigid Kansas City, Kansas, 8 00:00:42,700 --> 00:00:45,070 and this is going to be another Roadkill episode 9 00:00:45,070 --> 00:00:47,830 where Mike picks the destination, I pick the car. 10 00:00:47,830 --> 00:00:50,230 I think our greatest example of that is 11 00:00:50,230 --> 00:00:51,430 when we did the lowrider. 12 00:00:51,430 --> 00:00:53,330 I really hope this lives up to that 'cause... 13 00:00:53,330 --> 00:00:55,100 This is going to be potentially better. 14 00:00:55,570 --> 00:00:56,900 I'm gonna laugh more. 15 00:00:56,900 --> 00:01:00,170 -[exclaims] Whoa. -[laughs] 16 00:01:03,270 --> 00:01:05,200 I thought we were going over. 17 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:08,430 [laughing] 18 00:01:08,430 --> 00:01:10,770 I don't know if we're gonna laugh as much, 19 00:01:10,770 --> 00:01:14,770 we're gonna suffer more, but this is an absolute moment 20 00:01:14,770 --> 00:01:16,870 of brotherly love because this is something 21 00:01:16,870 --> 00:01:18,330 you've always wanted to do. 22 00:01:18,330 --> 00:01:20,270 -Are we riding a motorcycle? -Oh. 23 00:01:21,100 --> 00:01:22,870 -It's going to be good. -Oh, God. 24 00:01:22,870 --> 00:01:24,600 You ready for me to pull out the car? 25 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:26,970 I feel like your emphasis on car tells me 26 00:01:26,970 --> 00:01:29,070 there's a sidecar involved and a motorcycle, 27 00:01:29,070 --> 00:01:32,470 -and we're freezing all the way to Indianapolis. -Ish. 28 00:01:32,470 --> 00:01:33,630 Oh, yeah, that's right. 29 00:01:33,630 --> 00:01:35,930 We're driving to Indianapolis because we need to get to 30 00:01:35,930 --> 00:01:38,170 the Performance Racing Industry Trade Show. 31 00:01:38,170 --> 00:01:40,500 It's like 450 miles. Keep that in mind. 32 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:41,830 It's 30 degrees outside. 33 00:01:41,830 --> 00:01:43,870 -Yeah, it's cold. -What did you do to us? 34 00:01:44,170 --> 00:01:45,070 Ready? 35 00:01:45,830 --> 00:01:46,800 Oh, my God. 36 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,270 Please don't be a motorcycle. 37 00:01:48,270 --> 00:01:50,530 Please don't be a motorcycle. Oh, my God. 38 00:01:58,930 --> 00:02:00,100 [horn tooting] 39 00:02:01,130 --> 00:02:03,400 [laughs] 40 00:02:05,370 --> 00:02:07,070 Oh, my God. 41 00:02:07,070 --> 00:02:09,330 Did you steal this from a theme park? 42 00:02:09,900 --> 00:02:11,070 Isn't it great? 43 00:02:11,070 --> 00:02:12,670 Tell me it floats. 44 00:02:12,670 --> 00:02:15,000 I knew that was going to be the first question. 45 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,700 Oh, my God. 46 00:02:16,700 --> 00:02:19,329 -This is incredibly... -Isn't it the greatest? 47 00:02:19,329 --> 00:02:20,700 ...bad, and I love it. 48 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:23,200 And it has a CD player and... Oh, Nashville sound. 49 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:24,600 -All right, cool. -Country music. 50 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:25,500 Wow. 51 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:29,470 So this is a 2010 Nissan Versa, 52 00:02:29,470 --> 00:02:32,300 arguably the worst rental car I've ever had. 53 00:02:32,300 --> 00:02:35,630 And the boat is a '57 Glass Craft, 54 00:02:35,630 --> 00:02:39,800 not Chris-Craft, not Glasspar, Glass Craft. 55 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:42,500 -Wait, it is crap, all right. -Holy crap. 56 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:46,500 Dude, it literally has '57 Chevy tail fins 57 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:49,100 -and moon discs and... -And glitter. 58 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:50,200 Tell me it floats. 59 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,670 Tell me we're going straight to a lake. 60 00:02:52,670 --> 00:02:53,570 [David] Nope. 61 00:02:53,570 --> 00:02:55,829 No amount of Flex Seal makes this float. 62 00:02:55,829 --> 00:02:57,870 Well, challenge accepted. 63 00:02:57,870 --> 00:03:00,900 -Wow, does the outboard work? -I don't know. 64 00:03:00,900 --> 00:03:04,600 So homeboy took a compact car and put a boat body on it. 65 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,530 This has the crappy CV transmission 66 00:03:06,530 --> 00:03:07,930 -that doesn't actually shift. -[David] It doesn't. 67 00:03:07,930 --> 00:03:09,430 It's too old for that. 68 00:03:09,430 --> 00:03:11,370 It is actually a four-speed automatic. 69 00:03:11,370 --> 00:03:13,730 The engine, depending on what model this was, 70 00:03:13,730 --> 00:03:16,500 is either a 1.6 with 107 horsepower 71 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:18,770 or a 1.8 with 122 horsepower. 72 00:03:18,770 --> 00:03:21,800 [Mike] Oh, so it needs 100 shot, and we can double the power. 73 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:22,970 [David] Yeah. 74 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:25,300 It has a parking brake, so it might do burnouts. 75 00:03:25,870 --> 00:03:27,170 Oh, well, let's find out. 76 00:03:27,170 --> 00:03:28,500 And we're going to freeze. 77 00:03:29,170 --> 00:03:30,570 Oh, this is a convertible. 78 00:03:30,570 --> 00:03:32,770 -I just noticed that right now. -It's not a convertible. 79 00:03:32,770 --> 00:03:35,900 That would imply that it has a top that you can fold up. 80 00:03:35,900 --> 00:03:38,070 Oh, has this ever been on the highway? 81 00:03:38,070 --> 00:03:40,400 I don't think this is going to make the trip. 82 00:03:40,670 --> 00:03:41,700 Ish. 83 00:03:41,700 --> 00:03:44,030 But the seat reclines, which means I could get 84 00:03:44,030 --> 00:03:45,800 low enough where maybe it won't matter. 85 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:48,200 And the heater works. 86 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:50,000 -And you can get low. -And I can get low. 87 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,070 Yeah. 88 00:03:51,070 --> 00:03:53,930 It's 27 degrees in Indy right now. 89 00:03:53,930 --> 00:03:56,100 -[David] Uh-huh. -[Mike] But it's not snowing. 90 00:03:56,100 --> 00:03:57,930 -[engine starts] -Oh, man. 91 00:03:57,930 --> 00:03:59,800 I guess we're going to Indy. 92 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:00,900 Let's go. 93 00:04:01,470 --> 00:04:03,430 -Oh, it's heavy. -Yeah. 94 00:04:06,670 --> 00:04:07,900 It rides pretty good. 95 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:09,870 Brakes work. 96 00:04:13,130 --> 00:04:15,400 Oh, dude, tires crashed. All right. 97 00:04:16,329 --> 00:04:17,470 It's like a new car. 98 00:04:17,470 --> 00:04:19,870 Can you adjust the rearview mirror? I can't reach it. 99 00:04:19,870 --> 00:04:21,899 I feel like this windshield is maybe not in 100 00:04:21,899 --> 00:04:23,030 the stock location. 101 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:23,930 Yeah. 102 00:04:24,830 --> 00:04:26,430 -Down. -Oh, perfect. 103 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:28,730 [engine grinding] 104 00:04:28,730 --> 00:04:30,300 That's weird. 105 00:04:30,300 --> 00:04:32,200 Oh, maybe don't do that again. 106 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:34,130 All the lights are on the dash, dude. 107 00:04:34,130 --> 00:04:36,370 Well, yeah, they removed all the airbags 108 00:04:36,370 --> 00:04:39,570 and all sorts of stuff, so that's going to happen. 109 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:42,730 That noise sounded like the mechanical fan hitting something, 110 00:04:42,730 --> 00:04:44,600 but there shouldn't be a mechanical fan on this. 111 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:45,600 -Yeah. -[engine grinding] 112 00:04:49,730 --> 00:04:51,370 They put like a fart valve on this? 113 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:56,130 It looks like it's smoking, but I think that's just steam. 114 00:04:56,130 --> 00:04:57,330 -Look out the back. -Ready? 115 00:04:57,330 --> 00:04:58,230 Okay. 116 00:04:58,670 --> 00:04:59,570 [engine revs] 117 00:05:01,630 --> 00:05:04,070 -Yeah, let's go steam. Steam sounds good. -Yeah. 118 00:05:04,070 --> 00:05:06,100 That's because it's freezing outside. 119 00:05:06,100 --> 00:05:10,700 Dude, just hearing that noise and staring at the light 120 00:05:10,700 --> 00:05:12,700 on the front of this thing is just a trip. 121 00:05:14,870 --> 00:05:18,370 ♪ Sailing, sailing over the ocean blue ♪ 122 00:05:18,370 --> 00:05:20,430 Can you imagine taking this boat in the ocean? 123 00:05:20,430 --> 00:05:22,370 I don't think you'd want to go in the ocean with this. 124 00:05:22,370 --> 00:05:24,270 Maybe a small pond or a lake. 125 00:05:25,530 --> 00:05:27,570 Hey, whatever floats your boat, right? 126 00:05:27,570 --> 00:05:30,030 Oh, listen to you with the dad jokes. 127 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:33,430 Oh, man, it's... I've got a sinking feeling about this. 128 00:05:33,430 --> 00:05:35,170 -Oh, my God. -Yeah. 129 00:05:35,170 --> 00:05:36,830 You've had weeks to sit there 130 00:05:36,830 --> 00:05:39,870 and write these down, look at them, prepare them. 131 00:05:39,870 --> 00:05:42,170 Dude, this is gonna be an anchor episode for us. 132 00:05:42,170 --> 00:05:46,400 I expect nothing less than 47 puns per day 133 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:48,770 -on this episode from you, okay? -Yeah, I know. 134 00:05:48,770 --> 00:05:51,530 I know, you're just fishing for the jokes. 135 00:05:51,530 --> 00:05:54,800 Did you know that an alligator will live to 100 years old? 136 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:56,600 Which means the odds of him seeing you later 137 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:57,500 are pretty good. 138 00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:00,730 I knew you would love the boat so that 139 00:06:00,730 --> 00:06:02,930 you could talk about boats the whole episode. 140 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:04,800 I knew you would love for me to talk about boats 141 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,130 the whole episode. 142 00:06:06,130 --> 00:06:08,630 That's what we're here for, because there's not much else to do. 143 00:06:08,630 --> 00:06:11,700 I think we've explored the limits of action on this, 144 00:06:11,700 --> 00:06:13,000 unless I can get the parking brake to go. 145 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,470 -Oh, no, not at all. -No? 146 00:06:14,470 --> 00:06:16,700 Yeah, you haven't grabbed the lever in the middle here. 147 00:06:16,700 --> 00:06:18,930 -Yeah. -We haven't stopped and done any burnouts. 148 00:06:18,930 --> 00:06:19,930 Right. 149 00:06:19,930 --> 00:06:21,900 We haven't made a roof for it yet in the snow. 150 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,200 We got miles of mayhem ahead of us. 151 00:06:26,370 --> 00:06:28,570 It's 450 miles to Indy. 152 00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:45,570 -So right on whatever? -The 10. 153 00:06:45,570 --> 00:06:47,200 -Highway 10. -Right on 10. 154 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:48,100 Here we go. 155 00:06:48,770 --> 00:06:49,770 Let's see how she corners. 156 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:54,400 -[laughs] -Oh, it spun the tire. 157 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:56,800 Dude, we need a snow-filled parking lot. 158 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:59,000 -I bet this thing is a hoot. -I agree. 159 00:07:00,100 --> 00:07:01,970 Now the breeze is a little oppressive. 160 00:07:02,530 --> 00:07:04,370 -We're going 65. -Try 80. 161 00:07:04,370 --> 00:07:05,570 I want to see how bad it gets. 162 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:07,500 It's floored. 163 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:11,900 -Yeah, that's 70. -70. 164 00:07:13,170 --> 00:07:15,130 75. We're good. 165 00:07:15,730 --> 00:07:17,270 That's 80 right there. 166 00:07:18,030 --> 00:07:19,470 That's a little cold. 167 00:07:23,130 --> 00:07:25,530 [David] I did get us battery-powered underwear. 168 00:07:25,530 --> 00:07:27,330 [Mike] Oh, good. We don't have to share one, do we? 169 00:07:27,330 --> 00:07:28,470 -No. -Okay, thank you. 170 00:07:29,670 --> 00:07:31,970 [David] I may need to get the homeless blanket, though. 171 00:07:32,730 --> 00:07:33,870 Yeah. 172 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:35,670 I think we're going to have to employ quite a few 173 00:07:35,670 --> 00:07:39,070 different methods for staying alive in this one. 174 00:07:41,570 --> 00:07:43,070 I feel like this is a pretty successful 175 00:07:43,070 --> 00:07:44,600 first test drive of the vehicle. 176 00:07:45,930 --> 00:07:47,600 [David] It's raining now. 177 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:51,630 -It is actually raining. -Ooh, '69 Impala. 178 00:07:51,630 --> 00:07:54,270 -I know what to do with that. -[Mike] Supercharger and burnouts? 179 00:07:54,270 --> 00:07:56,000 [David] Yeah. 180 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,170 That's a two-door. It's been sitting a while. 181 00:07:58,170 --> 00:08:01,630 We're 15 miles from a tire shop and a hotel. 182 00:08:01,630 --> 00:08:02,770 [David] Oh. 183 00:08:02,770 --> 00:08:05,070 We can't leave these tires with tread on them, can we? 184 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:06,500 I don't believe so. 185 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,030 Yeah! 186 00:08:11,730 --> 00:08:12,730 There we go! 187 00:08:15,900 --> 00:08:17,230 Go, boat! Go! 188 00:08:17,970 --> 00:08:19,630 Who says a boat can't do burnouts? 189 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:33,070 [laughs] 190 00:08:34,370 --> 00:08:35,330 [coughs] 191 00:08:37,470 --> 00:08:39,570 [David] Dual overhead cam action. 192 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:43,470 This thing has up to 122 horsepower. 193 00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:46,330 [engine revs] 194 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:53,070 -I don't feel I roasted our tire off enough. -You're right. 195 00:08:53,730 --> 00:08:55,730 [tires screeching] 196 00:08:57,230 --> 00:08:59,300 Maybe you should check behind us before you do that, 197 00:08:59,830 --> 00:09:00,800 just as a tip. 198 00:09:03,030 --> 00:09:06,130 Well, in a remarkable display of responsibility, 199 00:09:06,130 --> 00:09:07,770 we're gonna put new tires on this thing 200 00:09:07,770 --> 00:09:09,970 so we don't careen into a ditch 201 00:09:09,970 --> 00:09:13,330 when it, like, rains, snows, we hit ice. 202 00:09:13,330 --> 00:09:15,270 [Mike] I randomly grab the e-brake on you when you're... 203 00:09:15,270 --> 00:09:16,670 [David] Yeah, that happens, too. 204 00:09:16,670 --> 00:09:18,730 He's already turned the rear tires into stop signs, 205 00:09:18,730 --> 00:09:20,030 grabbing the e-brake on me. 206 00:09:20,030 --> 00:09:21,830 So it's gonna take these guys a couple hours 207 00:09:21,830 --> 00:09:23,170 to get tires on this thing. 208 00:09:23,170 --> 00:09:25,630 I'm looking forward to finding out how they're gonna do that 209 00:09:25,630 --> 00:09:28,030 in the back since the tire's sort of captured 210 00:09:28,030 --> 00:09:29,930 under fiberglass. 211 00:09:29,930 --> 00:09:31,600 [Mike] I'm sure they got a Sawzall or something. 212 00:09:38,670 --> 00:09:40,000 Well, I think we might have gone just 213 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,030 a little bit overboard with the new tires, 214 00:09:42,030 --> 00:09:44,600 but they're done, and I've put on 215 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:46,870 my electric underwear because it's freezing, 216 00:09:46,870 --> 00:09:49,670 and we're at Lawrence Dragway, which is an abandoned 217 00:09:49,670 --> 00:09:52,330 eighth-mile track here in Lawrence, Kansas, 218 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:53,330 so we're gonna go check that out. 219 00:09:53,330 --> 00:09:54,630 You want to drive it or walk it? 220 00:09:54,630 --> 00:09:55,530 [Mike] I want to drive it. 221 00:09:55,530 --> 00:09:56,600 -[David] Okay. -[Mike] Yeah. 222 00:09:57,570 --> 00:09:59,870 [engine starts, revs] 223 00:10:01,530 --> 00:10:02,530 Let's go drag racing. 224 00:10:03,700 --> 00:10:04,800 Whoo-hoo! 225 00:10:05,970 --> 00:10:07,030 Oh, tight squeeze. 226 00:10:09,700 --> 00:10:12,200 -So this was a drag strip? -[David] Yep. 227 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:14,900 Yeah, this opened in the late '50s 228 00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:17,030 and closed in 1986. 229 00:10:17,030 --> 00:10:20,500 I wonder if they closed when they bisected it 230 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:21,700 with this road. 231 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:24,200 It's like half of it's on this side of this main road 232 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:25,630 and half's on the other side. 233 00:10:25,630 --> 00:10:26,970 Look, it's weird. 234 00:10:26,970 --> 00:10:29,300 They only put the concrete blocks where the pavement is. 235 00:10:29,300 --> 00:10:31,770 -They just thought nobody would go off-roading. -Yeah. 236 00:10:33,530 --> 00:10:35,870 [engine revs] 237 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:43,000 [laughing] 238 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,400 [David] That was quality. 239 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:45,470 I give that credit. 240 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:47,730 Maybe it'll go backwards. 241 00:10:50,470 --> 00:10:51,500 -Oh, yeah. -Oh, it is. 242 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:53,800 -Oh, yeah, we got it. -We did it. We did it. 243 00:10:56,870 --> 00:11:00,300 This is way slicker than whatever we were doing yesterday. 244 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:01,630 Good thing these tires are new. 245 00:11:05,230 --> 00:11:07,570 I really like the smoke out of the dash. 246 00:11:07,570 --> 00:11:09,170 That's the best part of the whole thing. 247 00:11:15,470 --> 00:11:16,870 [Mike] It's so glad we got new tires. 248 00:11:16,870 --> 00:11:18,100 [David] Yeah. 249 00:11:19,530 --> 00:11:22,270 There. Yes. Doing it. 250 00:11:24,330 --> 00:11:26,100 Oh, we got both of them going now. 251 00:11:31,730 --> 00:11:33,100 Just hook it up. 252 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:37,500 Oh, we're done. 253 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:39,630 -That looks like a forest fire. -I feel like we should leave. 254 00:11:39,630 --> 00:11:40,530 Okay. 255 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,470 -Ahoy! -[Mike] That was a great drag strip. 256 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:44,500 [David] Yeah, I liked it. 257 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:51,900 The Hannibal Lecter is the key, 258 00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:53,930 'cause now my face is not cold. 259 00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:55,270 [Mike] Ah, and the ladies love it. 260 00:11:56,430 --> 00:11:58,930 The great thing about this thing is even 261 00:11:58,930 --> 00:12:01,300 when you're racing, nobody's going to know. 262 00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:03,470 I don't think you're getting busted. 263 00:12:03,470 --> 00:12:05,670 Like, watch. Here's... A little throttle. 264 00:12:05,670 --> 00:12:07,500 -[engine revs] -Who's going to know? 265 00:12:12,330 --> 00:12:13,230 Indeed. 266 00:12:14,030 --> 00:12:15,070 [yawns] 267 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,170 Do I think they're going to slip? 268 00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:23,770 No, no. I think-- 269 00:12:23,770 --> 00:12:25,530 We're just going to ride the tide, you know? 270 00:12:26,530 --> 00:12:27,900 It lifts all ships, bro. 271 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:30,070 They do good, we do good. 272 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,030 [David singing] 273 00:13:04,870 --> 00:13:07,070 Come on back. I'm gonna back you in. 274 00:13:08,430 --> 00:13:09,530 Come on back. 275 00:13:09,530 --> 00:13:12,000 We figured we had to try a boat ramp, right? 276 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,870 This thing's completely open in the underside. 277 00:13:13,870 --> 00:13:16,400 There's no, like, hull. There's no chance it floats. 278 00:13:17,170 --> 00:13:19,070 Ah. Let's see. 279 00:13:19,070 --> 00:13:21,330 You got about 15 feet of concrete here. 280 00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:22,930 Let me look. 281 00:13:22,930 --> 00:13:25,400 -You can back up more. -I hear the exhaust in the water. 282 00:13:26,470 --> 00:13:27,730 Oh, yeah, exhaust is in. 283 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,130 And stop. 284 00:13:31,330 --> 00:13:33,230 There's about a foot behind you. 285 00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:35,370 You're not quite in the water here. 286 00:13:35,370 --> 00:13:37,130 Hmm, we might want to wet the tires. 287 00:13:37,930 --> 00:13:39,400 I'd stop there. 288 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,730 After that, it goes off into the drink. 289 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:44,700 So are you winking at me right now? 290 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:45,700 Hang on. 291 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,400 -What are you saying? -Hang on. 292 00:13:48,730 --> 00:13:50,830 All right, this is going to be a different version 293 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:54,770 of what we like to call the Roadkill boat launch. 294 00:13:59,030 --> 00:14:00,400 [Mike] Oh, this is working. 295 00:14:01,270 --> 00:14:02,670 [laughs] 296 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:05,470 Yeah! 297 00:14:06,270 --> 00:14:07,430 Both tires! 298 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,170 No, one tire. 299 00:14:11,630 --> 00:14:13,530 -[Mike] I can't see. -[David] That was amazing. 300 00:14:15,630 --> 00:14:17,200 [Mike] I can't see nothing, dude. 301 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:22,300 I feel like James Bond. It's just coming out of the dash. 302 00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:24,670 -That was so good. -Wow. 303 00:14:24,670 --> 00:14:26,970 You know what the best part was? Was the exhaust underwater. 304 00:14:26,970 --> 00:14:27,870 Sounded like a motorboat. 305 00:14:28,730 --> 00:14:29,970 -Do it again. -Okay. 306 00:14:35,470 --> 00:14:36,630 [David] Slow. 307 00:14:37,230 --> 00:14:38,130 Okay. 308 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:43,900 A little more. Stop. 309 00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:51,030 [Mike] There we go. There we go. There we go. 310 00:14:51,670 --> 00:14:53,700 Now we got hooked up. 311 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:58,170 Steady as she goes. 312 00:15:01,430 --> 00:15:03,370 [whoops] 313 00:15:07,770 --> 00:15:09,370 [coughs] 314 00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:15,300 That was awesome. 315 00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:17,600 -Rockers? Okay. -Yeah. 316 00:15:25,070 --> 00:15:26,470 -[whoops] -Pretty good. 317 00:15:26,870 --> 00:15:28,030 Yeah, baby. 318 00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:32,970 -It does good rockers. -Yeah. 319 00:15:32,970 --> 00:15:35,870 I really like that wet gravel for the parking brake turn. 320 00:15:35,870 --> 00:15:37,230 -You want to try it? -Try it. 321 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:58,130 -[Mike] Yeah! -[David] We're racing! 322 00:16:00,730 --> 00:16:02,530 -What did you do? -It might have slipped a little bit. 323 00:16:02,530 --> 00:16:03,430 Might have. 324 00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:07,030 -Okay, I'm going to let off. -I think it's unhappy. 325 00:16:07,030 --> 00:16:09,070 It's making less power than it didn't when we arrived. 326 00:16:09,070 --> 00:16:10,100 Uh-huh. 327 00:16:11,330 --> 00:16:12,430 It's probably pretty hot. 328 00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:14,800 [Mike] Yeah, we'll just chill on our way to Indy 329 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,470 since we're still a ways away. 330 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,030 [David] The boat just attracts greatness. 331 00:16:24,030 --> 00:16:25,570 We're on a little country road, 332 00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:27,030 and we stopped at a gas station, 333 00:16:27,030 --> 00:16:29,430 and a guy walks up to us, and he was like, 334 00:16:29,430 --> 00:16:31,870 "Do you want to come check out my wrecking yard?" 335 00:16:31,870 --> 00:16:33,870 Like, do you have old cars? He said, yes, I do. 336 00:16:33,870 --> 00:16:35,000 So here we are. 337 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,870 What is it? Chad's Auto Salvage in Fulton, Missouri. 338 00:16:37,870 --> 00:16:39,100 Mm-hmm. 339 00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:41,100 Indeed. And they have everything here. 340 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:43,030 Like, look, Grand Marquis wagon. 341 00:16:43,030 --> 00:16:44,130 -Yeah. -Love it. 342 00:16:44,130 --> 00:16:45,400 It's pretty mint, actually. 343 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:49,570 Parked directly next to an excavator with a turbo. 344 00:16:49,570 --> 00:16:51,530 -[David] Self-evident, right? -[Mike] Yeah. 345 00:16:51,530 --> 00:16:53,130 [David] So if you're not keyed into these, 346 00:16:53,130 --> 00:16:56,600 the chassis on this is the same as the Fox platform Mustangs. 347 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,830 And so you can get everything aftermarket for them. 348 00:16:58,830 --> 00:17:00,730 The irony is people used to buy them 349 00:17:00,730 --> 00:17:01,830 because they were cheaper than Mustangs. 350 00:17:01,830 --> 00:17:03,770 And now they're like worth more than Mustangs 351 00:17:03,770 --> 00:17:04,770 or at least the same. 352 00:17:04,770 --> 00:17:06,230 Yeah, there's something cool about 353 00:17:06,230 --> 00:17:08,500 seeing a station wagon go really fast. 354 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:09,670 Because when you look at this, 355 00:17:09,670 --> 00:17:10,900 this should be going to church. 356 00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:12,170 It shouldn't be going to the drag strip. 357 00:17:12,170 --> 00:17:13,829 So I dig it. 358 00:17:13,829 --> 00:17:14,829 The interior is mint. 359 00:17:14,829 --> 00:17:17,099 Like they said, it ran at one point, 360 00:17:17,099 --> 00:17:19,099 but it has a real bad fuel system problem. 361 00:17:19,099 --> 00:17:20,930 You know, like you said, if we had a small block Ford 362 00:17:20,930 --> 00:17:23,599 and a a turbo laying around, it would be cool to come back 363 00:17:23,599 --> 00:17:25,329 -and make this thing, you know, fun. -It would. 364 00:17:25,329 --> 00:17:27,470 -Yeah. -I mean, what else could be in here? 365 00:17:27,470 --> 00:17:28,730 [David] So we're going to explore. 366 00:17:28,730 --> 00:17:33,400 And by the way, the mud is Olympic gold medal. 367 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,230 It is slimy. 368 00:17:38,130 --> 00:17:39,500 Might have wore the wrong shoes today. 369 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,100 [Mike] Are we going to trade our perfectly running 370 00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:44,670 and reliable boat car for something that 371 00:17:44,670 --> 00:17:46,330 could let us down down the road? 372 00:17:46,330 --> 00:17:48,130 [David] Would we ever do anything like that? 373 00:17:48,130 --> 00:17:49,330 [Mike] That doesn't sound like us. 374 00:17:49,330 --> 00:17:52,130 [David] I may need shoes before we go to the trade show. 375 00:17:52,130 --> 00:17:54,270 [Mike] Ah, nobody looks at your feet at those deals. Don't worry. 376 00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:57,870 Dude, Aztec. 377 00:17:58,930 --> 00:18:01,030 -It's mint, too. -[David] That is an Aztec. 378 00:18:01,030 --> 00:18:02,870 [Mike] I'm just saying, it's mint. 379 00:18:02,870 --> 00:18:04,930 I've never experienced the Aztec. 380 00:18:04,930 --> 00:18:07,870 [David] He said the good stuff's at the way back. 381 00:18:07,870 --> 00:18:11,230 -You talking about the mud or cars? -The swamp. 382 00:18:11,230 --> 00:18:13,570 I guess the swamp gets worse and the cars get better. 383 00:18:22,230 --> 00:18:23,970 -That's a Vega wagon. -Yes. 384 00:18:24,430 --> 00:18:25,300 Camback. 385 00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:27,670 That's a '66 Nova. 386 00:18:28,530 --> 00:18:30,030 Maybe a '67. 387 00:18:30,030 --> 00:18:32,170 It doesn't have the trunk trim that would tell me. 388 00:18:32,170 --> 00:18:33,400 I'd have to see the front. 389 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,000 -[Mike] Dude, the roof's caved. -[David] It is. 390 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,270 That's a bummer, but that's a valuable car. 391 00:18:37,270 --> 00:18:39,030 People would change the roof on that. 392 00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:42,470 There's some neat stuff here, '56 Ford truck especially. 393 00:18:42,470 --> 00:18:45,200 We like the Galaxy, Camback Vega. 394 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,630 But really, the thing we're most interested in 395 00:18:47,630 --> 00:18:51,230 is the, like, Fox body Marquee wagon. 396 00:18:53,230 --> 00:18:56,170 You're not gonna track that into our ride, are you? 397 00:18:56,170 --> 00:18:58,170 I'm wondering what to do about that. 398 00:18:58,170 --> 00:18:59,570 It's pretty severe. 399 00:19:03,170 --> 00:19:05,070 [Mike] For once, my goal is not burnouts. 400 00:19:05,070 --> 00:19:06,130 It's escape. 401 00:19:12,230 --> 00:19:15,130 -Come on, boo! -Yee-hee-hee! 402 00:19:16,130 --> 00:19:17,030 Goodbye, doggie. 403 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,100 He's smart enough to get out of the way, isn't he? 404 00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:22,200 Yeah. 405 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,070 -Woohoo! -There we go. 406 00:19:24,770 --> 00:19:25,670 Thank you! 407 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,400 Thanks! 408 00:19:40,270 --> 00:19:41,770 Well, that was pretty cool. 409 00:19:41,770 --> 00:19:44,400 I wouldn't say the best stash that we've seen. 410 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,870 No, but you did have some cool stuff. 411 00:19:45,870 --> 00:19:48,000 -It was just so buried in there that, you know. -Yeah. 412 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,100 The wagon was really nice. 413 00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:52,870 [Mike] The wagon, I think, would be cool to come back, 414 00:19:53,430 --> 00:19:54,700 snatch it up, turbo it. 415 00:19:56,130 --> 00:19:59,530 [David]So small block Ford is normal. Everybody LSs those things. 416 00:19:59,530 --> 00:20:01,470 Maybe it needs, like, a small block Mopar. 417 00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:04,230 Or a 4.3 liter V6. 418 00:20:04,230 --> 00:20:05,230 [David] Or a Godzilla. 419 00:20:06,270 --> 00:20:08,030 Oh, yeah, the aluminum 4.3. 420 00:20:08,030 --> 00:20:10,800 Yeah, still sitting in Bostick's. 421 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,700 [David] Imagine how light that would be, 422 00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:15,570 although the rest of the car is not super light. 423 00:20:15,570 --> 00:20:18,130 I mean, it's light, but not featherweight. 424 00:20:18,130 --> 00:20:20,270 Oh, wow, I hear mud hitting everything. 425 00:20:20,270 --> 00:20:21,970 [Mike] Yeah, we got a little debris. 426 00:20:22,730 --> 00:20:24,170 [yawns] 427 00:20:24,830 --> 00:20:25,970 It's colder. 428 00:20:25,970 --> 00:20:27,130 It is colder. 429 00:20:27,130 --> 00:20:29,870 I can tell by the way my thermometer says it's warmer. 430 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,270 Road test info. How do you like it? 431 00:20:36,270 --> 00:20:38,070 -[Mike] Solid day. Yeah. -[David] Yeah? 432 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,230 Oh, dude. 85 miles an hour, allegedly. 433 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:41,930 Smooth as butter. 434 00:20:41,930 --> 00:20:43,930 I had a great time today. 435 00:20:43,930 --> 00:20:46,700 We reduced our front tire diameter substantially, 436 00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:48,570 which improved our fuel economy, I believe. 437 00:20:48,570 --> 00:20:50,230 We added graphics to the side of this thing. 438 00:20:50,230 --> 00:20:51,130 Yeah, we did. 439 00:20:51,130 --> 00:20:52,600 It just keeps getting better. 440 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:56,470 This thing is a lot like if you took a 2010 Nissan Versa 441 00:20:56,470 --> 00:20:58,470 and cut the top off. That's all you get. 442 00:20:58,470 --> 00:20:59,730 -Yeah. Yeah. -Yeah. 443 00:20:59,730 --> 00:21:01,630 -Solid burnouts. -It's much more stylish. 444 00:21:01,870 --> 00:21:02,870 Yeah. 445 00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:04,830 Yeah, if we were in a Versa, nobody would care. 446 00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:06,800 It was freezing this morning. 447 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,170 Right now, it's not too bad. 448 00:21:08,170 --> 00:21:09,770 So we're going to stop for the day. 449 00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:12,000 We still have two more days to get to Indy. 450 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,870 I think we need to cover about 130 miles a day. 451 00:21:13,870 --> 00:21:16,730 So tomorrow, more hijinks, hopefully more junkyards. 452 00:21:16,730 --> 00:21:17,630 That would be cool. 453 00:21:34,870 --> 00:21:37,170 It's another freezing morning in another junkyard. 454 00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:41,100 We're at Fenton Auto Salvage in Missouri. 455 00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:43,230 This looks like a super-secret stash. 456 00:21:47,170 --> 00:21:48,670 Gremlin. 457 00:21:48,670 --> 00:21:50,900 Oh, you know I'm all about the Gremlin. 458 00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:52,630 I need more Gremlins. I only have two. 459 00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:54,730 Let's dig in. 460 00:22:03,230 --> 00:22:05,000 I feel like a walking sausage. 461 00:22:06,530 --> 00:22:08,300 You look like Randy from A Christmas Story. 462 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,170 Yeah, that's it. 463 00:22:10,170 --> 00:22:12,400 Should we see if my tongue will stick to a pole? 464 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:13,800 [Mike] Can't put my arms down. 465 00:22:14,770 --> 00:22:15,830 Gremi. 466 00:22:15,830 --> 00:22:17,900 This is a factory color Gremi that I really like. 467 00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:20,330 -It's like the purplish color. -It's got go fast stripes. 468 00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:21,530 Is it an X? 469 00:22:21,530 --> 00:22:23,270 Is that why the hood's striped? 470 00:22:23,270 --> 00:22:26,930 -It might be a Gremlin X. -X would be a V8 car, right? 471 00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:29,230 [David] Not necessarily. It's just a trim package. 472 00:22:29,230 --> 00:22:31,700 -Ah. -I don't see the X on this one. 473 00:22:32,730 --> 00:22:33,630 What is this? 474 00:22:33,970 --> 00:22:35,430 Saturn? Geo? 475 00:22:36,430 --> 00:22:37,630 Mitsubishi? 476 00:22:37,630 --> 00:22:39,900 I am at a loss, dude. 477 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,200 I don't know what this thing is. 478 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:42,100 Me too. 479 00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:44,870 Oh, dude, it's a '93 Capri? 480 00:22:44,870 --> 00:22:46,770 Definitely has a Ford steering wheel. 481 00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:48,000 Huh. 482 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:49,870 [Mike] What a forgettable car. 483 00:22:49,870 --> 00:22:52,700 [David] There's people at home going, "I love that car, man! 484 00:22:52,700 --> 00:22:55,900 How can you not recognize a '93 Capri?" 485 00:22:55,900 --> 00:22:57,700 I recognize I don't need it in my life. 486 00:22:57,700 --> 00:22:58,600 They can have it. 487 00:23:00,330 --> 00:23:01,500 Another Gremlin. 488 00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:03,230 Oh, this one's got the graphics too. 489 00:23:04,230 --> 00:23:07,100 Dude, my electric underwear just kicked in. 490 00:23:07,100 --> 00:23:10,630 Ah, kind of like peeing yourself in the pool. 491 00:23:10,630 --> 00:23:12,100 This one's not as good as the other one. 492 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:13,230 [David] Yeah, it's a little rusty. 493 00:23:13,970 --> 00:23:15,330 I love the Gremlin. 494 00:23:15,330 --> 00:23:17,430 There's nothing here that we're going to rescue. 495 00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:18,300 [Mike] No. 496 00:23:18,300 --> 00:23:19,830 Well, it's pretty good exploration. 497 00:23:19,830 --> 00:23:21,970 There's nothing here I really need as a project car. 498 00:23:21,970 --> 00:23:24,370 Certainly nothing as good as the Marquee wagon 499 00:23:24,370 --> 00:23:25,270 from yesterday. 500 00:23:25,270 --> 00:23:26,770 -Definitely not. No. -No. 501 00:23:26,770 --> 00:23:28,630 -So far, that's the one. -Yeah. 502 00:23:28,630 --> 00:23:30,330 All right, we got to press on. 503 00:23:30,330 --> 00:23:33,100 We have to get to the PRI show by tomorrow. 504 00:23:33,100 --> 00:23:36,070 It's like 260 miles away. 505 00:23:36,530 --> 00:23:37,930 Can we do it? 506 00:23:37,930 --> 00:23:39,100 Let's find out. 507 00:23:39,100 --> 00:23:42,300 The Nissan has been remarkably reliable up to this point. 508 00:23:42,300 --> 00:23:43,200 [Mike] And impressive. 509 00:23:46,470 --> 00:23:48,100 Well, where are we headed now, St. Louis? 510 00:23:48,830 --> 00:23:49,730 St. Louis. 511 00:23:50,870 --> 00:23:51,730 [Mike] All right. 512 00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:06,070 I was really surprised. 513 00:24:11,070 --> 00:24:12,770 [laughs] 514 00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:19,630 -But I'm stuck. -So am I. Ah! 515 00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:23,000 Ah. 516 00:24:39,930 --> 00:24:43,470 That was the worst segment so far by a lot. 517 00:24:43,470 --> 00:24:46,630 I think we've reached the actual suffering portion of the show. 518 00:24:46,630 --> 00:24:48,830 Just for the record, folks at home, 519 00:24:48,830 --> 00:24:51,000 I have on a short-sleeve T-shirt, 520 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:54,000 a long-sleeve T-shirt, a hoodie, two jackets, 521 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,870 a beanie, a woman's headband around my chin, 522 00:24:57,870 --> 00:25:00,130 a pair of gloves, and I am still frozen. 523 00:25:00,130 --> 00:25:01,930 I don't even want to get out and put gas in it. 524 00:25:01,930 --> 00:25:02,830 Oh, me neither. 525 00:25:02,830 --> 00:25:04,070 I'm heating my hands. 526 00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:07,300 I will, though, 'cause we've still got another hour to go. 527 00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:09,430 The heater on the Nissan works, 528 00:25:09,430 --> 00:25:13,830 but in the freeway, all the warmth just blows away. 529 00:25:14,470 --> 00:25:15,630 Oh, man. 530 00:25:15,630 --> 00:25:17,470 Whoo. We have an hour to go? 531 00:25:18,300 --> 00:25:19,370 Yeah, another hour. 532 00:25:40,300 --> 00:25:42,570 [David] I'm going to say last night was in the top 10 533 00:25:42,570 --> 00:25:44,970 most miserable days in the history of Roadkill. 534 00:25:44,970 --> 00:25:47,000 -It was chilly. -Yeah, it was pretty bad. 535 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,130 Yeah, I had all the layers. 536 00:25:48,130 --> 00:25:49,730 -Didn't help. -No, not at all. 537 00:25:49,730 --> 00:25:52,730 And so at this point, the episode is degenerated 538 00:25:52,730 --> 00:25:56,330 right to the level of taking you to a town 539 00:25:56,330 --> 00:25:58,300 with a bunch of world's largest, 540 00:25:58,300 --> 00:26:01,000 biggest items like this mousetrap right here 541 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,300 and that golf club right there. 542 00:26:02,300 --> 00:26:03,630 [Mike] Well, we always joke about that. 543 00:26:03,630 --> 00:26:04,700 Like, where do you want to go? 544 00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:06,300 Let's go see the world's biggest ball of yarn. 545 00:26:06,300 --> 00:26:08,470 We never do it, and then we realize 546 00:26:08,470 --> 00:26:11,730 we have to go right past Casey, which has everything. 547 00:26:11,730 --> 00:26:13,100 [David] It's Casey, Illinois. 548 00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:14,830 Apparently, there's this guy, Jim Bolin. 549 00:26:14,830 --> 00:26:16,870 It was like 15 years ago. 550 00:26:16,870 --> 00:26:19,030 He's like, I'm from Casey. I'm going to do something for him. 551 00:26:19,030 --> 00:26:21,170 He builds the world's largest wind chime. 552 00:26:21,170 --> 00:26:22,530 And everyone's like, this is great. 553 00:26:22,530 --> 00:26:24,100 So he just keeps going. 554 00:26:24,100 --> 00:26:25,470 The thing I like about the wind chime 555 00:26:25,470 --> 00:26:27,300 is that it's actually functional. 556 00:26:27,300 --> 00:26:28,630 Like, this doesn't function. 557 00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:30,700 Right? 558 00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:32,830 -You sure? -The wind chime actually, like, makes noise and stuff. 559 00:26:32,830 --> 00:26:34,000 -You didn't push it very hard. -It's pretty cool. 560 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,500 So we're going to drive around and have a look at 561 00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:36,530 some of this stuff. 562 00:26:39,070 --> 00:26:41,700 Oh, that is a huge chair. 563 00:26:41,700 --> 00:26:44,470 Imagine the butt that used to sit in that thing. 564 00:26:44,470 --> 00:26:47,170 This town was founded in the mid-1800s, 565 00:26:47,170 --> 00:26:52,200 and by late 1800s or so, massive oil boom situation 566 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,870 like Rockefeller the whole run. 567 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:56,970 -I like the pencil. -Pencil's good. 568 00:26:56,970 --> 00:26:58,430 Barber pole, I'm glad to see, 569 00:26:58,430 --> 00:27:00,400 is actually in front of a barber shop. 570 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,970 -And it's functional. -There's the world's largest mailbox. 571 00:27:04,030 --> 00:27:05,600 -That's really funny. -They're waving at us 572 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:08,070 because we have a boat car and for no other reason. 573 00:27:08,070 --> 00:27:08,970 Is that a bird cage? 574 00:27:09,330 --> 00:27:10,530 Oh, yeah. 575 00:27:10,530 --> 00:27:12,830 That's a large bird cage, but I don't think world's largest. 576 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:14,470 That's a big key. 577 00:27:15,430 --> 00:27:17,370 It's got a clevis on it, too. 578 00:27:17,370 --> 00:27:18,530 That is the key to happiness. 579 00:27:19,370 --> 00:27:20,270 Giant taco. 580 00:27:21,330 --> 00:27:22,970 [Mike] I'm hungry now. How about you? 581 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,200 All right, we've seen the whole town. 582 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:27,870 And now we're on our final run, 583 00:27:27,870 --> 00:27:32,700 100 miles to Indy, where, since this thing 584 00:27:32,700 --> 00:27:34,930 hasn't broken down yet, we're going to create 585 00:27:34,930 --> 00:27:36,770 our own situation. 586 00:27:36,770 --> 00:27:38,930 We're going to choose our own disaster. 587 00:27:38,930 --> 00:27:41,930 This is 36 miles an hour. It's already cold. 588 00:27:43,270 --> 00:27:44,630 Yep, there we go. 589 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,130 My underwear is not kicking in. 590 00:27:51,730 --> 00:27:53,530 Mine are way too hot. 591 00:27:53,530 --> 00:27:56,030 Somehow wind comes up from the floor. 592 00:27:57,270 --> 00:27:59,730 I think there's holes under our seats. 593 00:27:59,730 --> 00:28:02,670 Is there a yellow jacket behind us? 594 00:28:02,670 --> 00:28:03,670 Yeah. 595 00:28:03,670 --> 00:28:06,530 I want to stuff it right here under my seat. 596 00:28:11,300 --> 00:28:12,730 Oh, God, so much better. 597 00:28:13,730 --> 00:28:15,200 Yeah, that just stopped all the air. 598 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:16,400 You might want to do the same. 599 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:19,930 Didn't work. 600 00:28:19,930 --> 00:28:22,330 I think my wind is coming from the firewall. 601 00:28:36,700 --> 00:28:39,570 At this point in the show, I know that you, like us, 602 00:28:39,570 --> 00:28:44,770 have noticed the disappointing reliability of the Nissan Versa 603 00:28:44,770 --> 00:28:47,170 on which the boat is based. 604 00:28:47,170 --> 00:28:49,670 We plan to challenge that reliability with 605 00:28:49,670 --> 00:28:51,130 nitrous oxide. 606 00:28:51,130 --> 00:28:52,300 Here's how that's going to work. 607 00:28:52,300 --> 00:28:54,100 First, we're going to have a drag race here 608 00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:58,570 and we have acquired a 2021 Nissan Versa. 609 00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:01,670 Not the same car. It is the same 1.6 liter engine. 610 00:29:01,670 --> 00:29:04,170 It is the higher output version that we have here, 611 00:29:04,170 --> 00:29:05,900 but it does have the disadvantage of 612 00:29:05,900 --> 00:29:06,800 the CVT. 613 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,000 The constantly variable transmission 614 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,630 which means constantly awful transmission. 615 00:29:11,630 --> 00:29:13,370 Speaking of constantly awful... 616 00:29:13,370 --> 00:29:15,730 we do have our own version of The Stig. 617 00:29:15,730 --> 00:29:17,370 We call him The Stink. 618 00:29:17,370 --> 00:29:20,500 Yes, it is producer Taylor ready to drive 619 00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:24,070 the 2021 versus Mike Finnegan in the boat. 620 00:29:24,070 --> 00:29:25,970 I think you know how this is going to end. 621 00:29:25,970 --> 00:29:27,670 And once it does end, we're going to go to 622 00:29:27,670 --> 00:29:29,600 the hose on the boat. Here we go. 623 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:34,270 Three, two. 624 00:29:34,270 --> 00:29:35,730 [airhorn blows] 625 00:29:35,730 --> 00:29:37,600 -Oh, got the hose on. -Definitely treed him. 626 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:38,700 Go, Tar, go. 627 00:29:38,700 --> 00:29:41,000 -Oh, we're running away from that pile. -Go, Tar. 628 00:29:41,770 --> 00:29:43,700 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 629 00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:44,600 Hit the hazards. 630 00:29:45,730 --> 00:29:48,300 Oh, brakes on everything. You got nothing. 631 00:29:50,300 --> 00:29:53,800 -Wow. -That could have been a lot more impressive. 632 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:56,370 We might have to go again. Let's give him the go. 633 00:29:56,370 --> 00:29:57,830 -Give him the go? -Yeah, give him the jump. 634 00:29:57,830 --> 00:29:58,730 All right. 635 00:29:58,730 --> 00:29:59,900 You hear him staging it? 636 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:04,400 [laughing] 637 00:30:08,470 --> 00:30:10,500 [engines revving] 638 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:12,970 You ready to go again? 639 00:30:13,770 --> 00:30:14,670 [Taylor] I am. 640 00:30:15,830 --> 00:30:17,500 Three, two... 641 00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:18,800 [airhorn blows] 642 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:21,630 -Oh, man, you just... -Run with him. 643 00:30:21,630 --> 00:30:23,870 Run with him. Run with him. 644 00:30:23,870 --> 00:30:25,800 Oh, we're running away from it. 645 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,130 Oh, no, now he's starting to catch up. 646 00:30:27,130 --> 00:30:28,570 That's because I let off the gas. 647 00:30:29,070 --> 00:30:30,800 [both] Still won. 648 00:30:35,030 --> 00:30:35,970 Whoa! 649 00:30:35,970 --> 00:30:37,900 -That was my curve I was... -Racing back. 650 00:30:37,900 --> 00:30:39,330 ...wondering about. 651 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:42,670 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 652 00:30:42,670 --> 00:30:43,570 Where's the hazards? 653 00:30:45,100 --> 00:30:46,000 We win. 654 00:30:47,030 --> 00:30:48,730 [tires screeching] 655 00:30:49,270 --> 00:30:50,600 That is neat. 656 00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:52,770 We might have wore out our e-brake. 657 00:30:53,170 --> 00:30:54,470 Maybe. 658 00:30:54,470 --> 00:30:55,870 -Sorry, Stink. -All right. 659 00:30:55,870 --> 00:30:56,770 You've been fired. 660 00:30:57,070 --> 00:30:58,770 [laughs] 661 00:30:58,770 --> 00:31:00,870 [David] I'm kind of surprised this won. 662 00:31:00,870 --> 00:31:02,800 I would have thought the technology 663 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:03,770 would have improved. 664 00:31:03,770 --> 00:31:05,470 I know. 665 00:31:05,470 --> 00:31:07,430 That's got to make more power than this. 666 00:31:07,430 --> 00:31:08,930 This is 107. 667 00:31:08,930 --> 00:31:11,970 That's 122, but I guess it's just that much more heavy, 668 00:31:11,970 --> 00:31:14,230 -and the CVT sucks. -Wow. 669 00:31:14,230 --> 00:31:15,730 Have you ever driven one? 670 00:31:15,730 --> 00:31:17,570 -No. -It's like driving a loose converter. 671 00:31:17,570 --> 00:31:20,370 It's just... [imitates revving] It never shifts. 672 00:31:21,230 --> 00:31:23,000 That's two rounds for the boat, 673 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,270 which honestly shocked us. 674 00:31:24,270 --> 00:31:26,270 And so now we're going to throw The Stink out 675 00:31:26,270 --> 00:31:29,700 of the seat and I'm going to get in and see if I can do better. 676 00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:31,570 Maybe he had the parking brake on the whole time. 677 00:31:31,570 --> 00:31:32,470 That's possible. 678 00:31:33,330 --> 00:31:34,530 Freiberger, are you ready? 679 00:31:35,070 --> 00:31:35,970 Ready. 680 00:31:37,570 --> 00:31:39,070 All right, Mason, give us a three count 681 00:31:39,070 --> 00:31:40,330 and then blast the horn. 682 00:31:41,170 --> 00:31:43,170 [Mason] Three, two... 683 00:31:43,170 --> 00:31:44,800 [airhorn blows] 684 00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:45,870 I got the hole shot. 685 00:31:45,870 --> 00:31:48,730 -Man, he's way out front. -Oh, yeah. 686 00:31:48,730 --> 00:31:49,970 -Oh, yeah. -Gas is full. 687 00:31:49,970 --> 00:31:50,970 Skip the hazards. 688 00:31:51,470 --> 00:31:54,230 You ain't got nothing. 689 00:31:54,230 --> 00:31:55,800 -Wow. -Woo-hoo. 690 00:31:56,970 --> 00:31:58,630 The boat cannot be beaten. 691 00:32:00,370 --> 00:32:03,200 All right, he obviously got the jump on me there. 692 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:06,470 But still, the boat is clearly faster than this pile. 693 00:32:07,170 --> 00:32:08,270 I can't even believe that. 694 00:32:08,900 --> 00:32:09,900 Yeah. 695 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,870 Victory is mine. 696 00:32:13,570 --> 00:32:15,630 [tires screeching] 697 00:32:16,130 --> 00:32:17,600 Ha! 698 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,000 I feel like we need nitrous now. 699 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,770 I would like to let the record show 700 00:32:20,770 --> 00:32:23,570 that not only did I tree him, I beat him to the finish line 701 00:32:23,570 --> 00:32:26,700 and gave him the hazards and gave him the womp, womp, womp. 702 00:32:27,170 --> 00:32:28,630 Yeah, you did great. 703 00:32:28,630 --> 00:32:30,900 You got the jump on me, but it's still, 704 00:32:30,900 --> 00:32:32,530 that thing's way quicker. 705 00:32:32,530 --> 00:32:34,630 [Mike] Yeah, that just means it needs nitrous. 706 00:32:35,530 --> 00:32:36,470 Maybe this does. 707 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:38,770 Okay, let's nitrous that car. 708 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:40,530 I'm 100% in. 709 00:32:40,530 --> 00:32:43,700 All right, I'll get the bottle. 710 00:32:43,700 --> 00:32:45,630 We can just ratchet strap it to the seat 711 00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:48,630 and you just open the bottle as you're driving. 712 00:32:48,630 --> 00:32:50,470 What happens when we blow it up? 713 00:32:50,470 --> 00:32:51,430 We won't. 714 00:32:51,430 --> 00:32:54,330 See, Nissan has engineered that car to work, 715 00:32:54,330 --> 00:32:57,530 whether it's in Death Valley or at the bottom of 716 00:32:57,530 --> 00:32:59,300 a West Virginia coal mine, right? 717 00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:01,330 It's self-sufficient. 718 00:33:01,330 --> 00:33:02,800 It's an electronic fuel injection. 719 00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:05,270 So you just give it some more oxygen. 720 00:33:05,270 --> 00:33:06,870 -It knows. -It knows. 721 00:33:06,870 --> 00:33:08,100 It does the rest. 722 00:33:08,100 --> 00:33:11,730 I'm sure the injectors are not at maximum duty cycle already. 723 00:33:11,730 --> 00:33:14,370 I'm sure that fuel pump was designed for way more flow 724 00:33:14,370 --> 00:33:15,270 than you're getting it. 725 00:33:15,630 --> 00:33:16,900 Let's do this. 726 00:33:16,900 --> 00:33:19,430 Let me tell you a little story about how cool the internet is. 727 00:33:19,430 --> 00:33:23,130 Yesterday, we decided the boat car might not be 728 00:33:23,130 --> 00:33:25,370 as fast as the not-rental car. 729 00:33:25,370 --> 00:33:27,900 And so we decided we needed nitrous for the boat car. 730 00:33:27,900 --> 00:33:29,270 We went on Facebook Marketplace, 731 00:33:29,270 --> 00:33:31,730 found a whole lot of used nitrous bottles for sale, 732 00:33:31,730 --> 00:33:33,970 but nobody that wanted to meet up with us. 733 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:36,400 Which is weird, I know. 734 00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:37,930 So I called my friend Jonathan, 735 00:33:37,930 --> 00:33:39,870 who says, yeah, I have this trophy that 736 00:33:39,870 --> 00:33:42,670 I won from the King of the Open Road Drag n Drive event, 737 00:33:42,670 --> 00:33:44,670 and it's empty, but you can come borrow it, 738 00:33:44,670 --> 00:33:47,900 fill it, use it on the not-rental car, and then bring it 739 00:33:47,900 --> 00:33:49,200 back to me when you're all done. 740 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:50,500 So that's what we're going to do. 741 00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:53,600 Thank you, J-Rod, for making a cool event with cool trophies, 742 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,630 and thank you, Jonathan, for loaning us 743 00:33:55,630 --> 00:33:57,570 your nitrous bottle. 744 00:33:57,570 --> 00:34:00,900 Easiest nitrous installation ever. Wait for it. 745 00:34:07,530 --> 00:34:09,969 So step one is to secure the bottle. 746 00:34:09,969 --> 00:34:11,270 And normally, you'd have some brackets 747 00:34:11,270 --> 00:34:13,770 and some bolts and things and drill holes in your car. 748 00:34:13,770 --> 00:34:14,800 But we're not going to do that. 749 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,770 We're just going to put it right here. 750 00:34:16,770 --> 00:34:19,429 And then we're going to secure it, 751 00:34:19,429 --> 00:34:21,830 probably with gaffer's tape and a seatbelt. 752 00:34:21,830 --> 00:34:24,270 Perfect, because Freiburger can reach over here 753 00:34:24,270 --> 00:34:27,170 and crack the valve open when he wants his nitrous. 754 00:34:27,170 --> 00:34:29,900 Then we're just going to shove this into the air box 755 00:34:29,900 --> 00:34:33,500 without even drilling a hole into it and rely on the EFI 756 00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:35,530 in our Nissan to self-adjust 757 00:34:35,530 --> 00:34:38,170 for the extra O2 it's going to get out of this hose. 758 00:34:38,699 --> 00:34:39,770 It's going to be amazing. 759 00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:41,570 Ready when you are. 760 00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:43,730 [David] Do not do this at home. 761 00:34:44,429 --> 00:34:46,170 Ooh, the performance. 762 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:51,500 -Um, where's the actual inlet? -Right here. 763 00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:54,330 If we take the lid off and zip tie that there, 764 00:34:54,330 --> 00:34:58,570 we can just kind of fog it in the general area, you know? 765 00:34:58,570 --> 00:35:00,470 -In the vicinity. -Oh, look at that. 766 00:35:00,470 --> 00:35:04,030 Let's just zip tie it right here or gaff tape it. 767 00:35:04,030 --> 00:35:05,230 See what we have going on? 768 00:35:05,230 --> 00:35:07,900 It's going to spray out of here and sort of find 769 00:35:07,900 --> 00:35:11,200 its way into the air filter right there. 770 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,500 This is by far the best moment of this episode. 771 00:35:15,070 --> 00:35:17,370 -I'm thoroughly enjoying it. -Yeah, tell your friends. 772 00:35:17,370 --> 00:35:19,030 Just fast forward to the end. It gets great. 773 00:35:19,030 --> 00:35:21,330 I think the folks at home are going to love this, too. 774 00:35:24,770 --> 00:35:26,730 And then we just put that under the lid right there. 775 00:35:26,730 --> 00:35:28,130 -[David] Yeah. -[Mike] Kind of prop it up. 776 00:35:28,130 --> 00:35:30,100 [David] Well, we got a tape. Yeah, that's the key. 777 00:35:30,100 --> 00:35:31,300 See? [laughs] 778 00:35:34,930 --> 00:35:38,130 Do not do this at home or behind 779 00:35:38,130 --> 00:35:42,170 an abandoned warehouse anywhere or to a rental car. 780 00:35:42,170 --> 00:35:43,830 It's not a rental. It's Ernie's. 781 00:35:43,830 --> 00:35:44,830 All right. 782 00:35:47,530 --> 00:35:48,600 There we go. 783 00:35:52,630 --> 00:35:55,500 Just gotta give it a little up. 784 00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:57,400 I think it's probably hitting the, uh, that. 785 00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,400 -It'll be okay. See? -See? 786 00:36:00,470 --> 00:36:02,430 -Have fun. -Yep. 787 00:36:02,430 --> 00:36:03,600 We're gonna do this. 788 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:06,430 Never say that we don't have safety in mind. 789 00:36:06,430 --> 00:36:09,000 Actually, I will give you the actual warning. 790 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,230 Never do this. 791 00:36:10,230 --> 00:36:12,770 Having a nitrous bottle in the seat with you is pretty bad. 792 00:36:12,770 --> 00:36:14,970 Except for this is a closed course, 793 00:36:14,970 --> 00:36:17,570 controlled environment, professional driver. 794 00:36:17,570 --> 00:36:18,470 You ready? 795 00:36:19,270 --> 00:36:21,630 So originally, I just wanted to get to 796 00:36:21,630 --> 00:36:24,770 the PRI show in Indy, and Dave picked this car, 797 00:36:24,770 --> 00:36:26,300 and it turned out to be amazing, 798 00:36:26,300 --> 00:36:28,200 and we suffered all the way here. 799 00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:31,130 Now, all I want in life is to see the rental car 800 00:36:31,130 --> 00:36:35,030 go faster with our, you know, half-cocked nitrous system. 801 00:36:35,030 --> 00:36:37,270 We're literally not giving it any extra fuel, 802 00:36:37,270 --> 00:36:40,430 relying on the Nissan ECU to richen it 803 00:36:40,430 --> 00:36:42,200 when Dave opens that bottle. I hope it works. 804 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,970 -I hope this does something. -About to find out. 805 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:50,030 -[man] Three, two, one. -[airhorn blows] 806 00:36:50,030 --> 00:36:51,430 [Mike] Oh, I got the hole shot. 807 00:36:51,430 --> 00:36:53,470 I can see the nitrous coming out. 808 00:36:53,470 --> 00:36:55,170 Oh, dude, it's working. 809 00:36:55,170 --> 00:36:56,430 It's working. 810 00:36:56,430 --> 00:36:58,630 He's absolutely beating me. 811 00:36:58,630 --> 00:37:00,500 Oh, my God. That's so cool. 812 00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:02,030 Oh, I killed him. 813 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,070 [laughs] 814 00:37:04,730 --> 00:37:07,570 Dude, 100% worked. 815 00:37:08,370 --> 00:37:09,470 [airhorn blowing] 816 00:37:15,570 --> 00:37:18,530 It sprayed out of the hood, but it's totally working. 817 00:37:18,530 --> 00:37:20,170 Oh, I killed him. 818 00:37:20,170 --> 00:37:22,100 [laughing] 819 00:37:25,830 --> 00:37:28,370 He freight trained me. 820 00:37:28,370 --> 00:37:30,570 I'm a little jealous. I kind of want nitrous now. 821 00:37:32,230 --> 00:37:34,200 [David] Oh, that was awesome. 822 00:37:37,630 --> 00:37:39,630 He treed me bad again, but I passed him. 823 00:37:39,630 --> 00:37:43,070 He was in the car pointing at me, going, look at him go. 824 00:37:43,070 --> 00:37:44,930 Oh, man, that was funny. 825 00:37:44,930 --> 00:37:47,030 And all of the nitrous was spraying out of 826 00:37:47,030 --> 00:37:48,370 the front of the hood. 827 00:37:48,370 --> 00:37:52,300 -That was awesome. -That was genius. 828 00:37:52,300 --> 00:37:55,130 Oh, that's one of my top 10 best moments. 829 00:37:56,300 --> 00:37:57,700 Oh, yeah, it's fine. 830 00:37:58,500 --> 00:37:59,430 It worked! 831 00:37:59,430 --> 00:38:02,230 -Dude! That was awesome! -It totally worked! 832 00:38:02,230 --> 00:38:03,630 Did you see that? 833 00:38:03,630 --> 00:38:05,970 Oh, dude, as soon as you opened it, 834 00:38:05,970 --> 00:38:06,970 you just started going. 835 00:38:06,970 --> 00:38:08,870 And I was like, it's working! 836 00:38:08,870 --> 00:38:11,830 [David] Did you see all the nitrous spraying out from under the hood? 837 00:38:11,830 --> 00:38:15,300 [Mike] Dude, I'm telling you, 100% works. 838 00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:17,500 Boom! 839 00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:20,430 As it turns out, the Nissan Versa's not that bad. 840 00:38:20,430 --> 00:38:21,730 Oh, it's amazing. 841 00:38:21,730 --> 00:38:23,900 And the moral of the story here is, kids, 842 00:38:23,900 --> 00:38:26,400 you can count on Nissan to build a nitrous-ready 843 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:27,300 automobile. 844 00:38:27,300 --> 00:38:28,470 And a boat-ready automobile. 845 00:38:28,470 --> 00:38:31,100 We just showed you two ways to have huge fun 846 00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:33,500 with worthless cars. 847 00:38:33,500 --> 00:38:36,370 Oh, look at that, it's still frozen right there. 848 00:38:36,370 --> 00:38:38,400 Man, nitrous is awesome. 849 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,430 Speed secret for any vehicle. 850 00:38:40,430 --> 00:38:42,270 And you give the car back to your friend, 851 00:38:42,270 --> 00:38:43,430 unsuspecting friend. 852 00:38:43,430 --> 00:38:45,530 Part of what makes it make power is the fact 853 00:38:45,530 --> 00:38:46,770 that it's cold. 854 00:38:46,770 --> 00:38:49,670 The other part is the fact that the nitrogen 855 00:38:49,670 --> 00:38:52,500 or the nitrous oxide molecule breaks up into 856 00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:54,100 oxygen when it goes under pressure 857 00:38:54,100 --> 00:38:55,830 and heat in the combustion chamber, 858 00:38:55,830 --> 00:38:58,570 and it makes more oxygen so you can burn more fuel, 859 00:38:58,570 --> 00:39:00,830 and the EFI automatically compensates for 860 00:39:00,830 --> 00:39:02,800 a little bit of nitrous and gives you more fuel, 861 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:04,100 which gives you more power. 862 00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:08,330 Wow, you did such a premium installation job here. 863 00:39:09,530 --> 00:39:12,600 And just like that, slow once again. 864 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,400 And because this is Jonathan's trophy, 865 00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:15,900 it's going to sit on the shelf in his house. 866 00:39:15,900 --> 00:39:17,500 I don't think he wants a full bottle on the shelf, 867 00:39:17,500 --> 00:39:19,830 so I'm just going to empty it out. 868 00:39:33,530 --> 00:39:34,900 [whoops] 869 00:39:35,530 --> 00:39:36,730 Now it's going. 870 00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,770 If you find yourself in a situation where you borrow a car 871 00:39:43,770 --> 00:39:45,170 from a good friend, and then you decide 872 00:39:45,170 --> 00:39:47,670 to put nitrous on it, and then you decide to give it back, 873 00:39:47,670 --> 00:39:49,270 always empty the bottle. 874 00:39:49,270 --> 00:39:50,630 And wear gloves when you're doing it, 875 00:39:50,630 --> 00:39:53,900 'cause that exits at really, really cold temperatures. 876 00:39:53,900 --> 00:39:56,500 I think it's like minus, I don't know, 300 or something. 877 00:39:56,500 --> 00:39:58,570 Basically, we made ice. 878 00:39:58,570 --> 00:40:00,330 You don't want that on your skin. 879 00:40:00,330 --> 00:40:03,070 And just like that, the evidence is gone. 880 00:40:03,070 --> 00:40:05,630 All that's left for the episode is to get this pile 881 00:40:05,630 --> 00:40:08,770 to the Performance Racing Industry Trade Show in Indy, 882 00:40:08,770 --> 00:40:10,500 which is not far. I think we can do it. 883 00:40:11,070 --> 00:40:12,670 Oh, we've come this far. 884 00:40:12,670 --> 00:40:13,770 [engine revs] 885 00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:16,770 Let's go. 886 00:40:16,770 --> 00:40:18,870 Ain't never not made it yet. 887 00:40:26,430 --> 00:40:29,070 Might have been a little body rub there. 888 00:40:36,230 --> 00:40:39,730 [David] Finally, we're going to the Performance Racing Industry Trade Show. 889 00:40:39,730 --> 00:40:41,370 It's just a quick cruise over to 890 00:40:41,370 --> 00:40:43,370 the Indianapolis Convention Center. 891 00:40:44,670 --> 00:40:47,770 -PRI, we made it! -Woo! 892 00:40:47,770 --> 00:40:50,370 Only one thing left to do. Park the boat. 893 00:40:52,270 --> 00:40:53,500 All right. 894 00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:55,100 We're good. We're good. 895 00:40:56,230 --> 00:40:59,470 The PRI show is a division of the SEMA show, 896 00:40:59,470 --> 00:41:02,530 but this one is just for hardcore motorsports. 897 00:41:02,530 --> 00:41:04,930 And while we were there, I recorded some episodes 898 00:41:04,930 --> 00:41:07,970 of the new Hot Rod podcast, and one of our guests 899 00:41:07,970 --> 00:41:09,300 was Tony Stewart. 900 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:11,870 There were race cars and hardcore parts 901 00:41:11,870 --> 00:41:13,870 absolutely everywhere. 902 00:41:13,870 --> 00:41:15,800 But you have to ask yourself... 903 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:19,170 Have funny car heroes like Ron Capps and Del Worsham 904 00:41:19,170 --> 00:41:23,700 ever driven a boat 450 miles in the dead of winter? 905 00:41:23,700 --> 00:41:25,000 I don't think so. 906 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,170 But that's the kind of gearhead hijinks 907 00:41:27,170 --> 00:41:30,800 you can expect on every single episode of Roadkill. 908 00:41:31,300 --> 00:41:33,230 [whoops] 909 00:41:33,230 --> 00:41:35,230 [David] Be the captain of your own destiny.