1
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[whistling, quiet chattering]

2
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[horns honking]

3
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- [man] Yo, Tommy!
- [man 2] Hey, taxi!

4
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- [orchestra: jazzy intro]
- [hostess] Cigars. Cigarettes.

5
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[people chattering, laughing]

6
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[man] Great idea.

7
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Hello, New York.
I'm Bobby Rydell, and I'm glad to be here.

8
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Thank you all
for coming to see us tonight.

9
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It's Saturday night at the Copa.

10
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We think you're gonna have
a great time tonight.

11
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We're gonna do our best
to make sure of that.

12
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As always, a very special thanks
to Mr. Jules Podell for having us out.

13
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Let's get started.

14
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<i>♪ That old black magic has me ♪</i>

15
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<i>♪ In its spell ♪</i>

16
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<i>♪ That old black magic ♪</i>

17
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<i>♪ That you, uh, weave so well ♪</i>

18
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<i>- ♪ Those icy fingers ♪
- Cigars? Cigarettes?</i>

19
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<i>- ♪ Up and down my spine ♪
- Thanks, doll.</i>

20
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<i>♪ The same old witchcraft
When your eyes meet mine ♪</i>

21
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<i>♪ I love 'em so ♪</i>

22
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<i>- ♪ Well, that same old tingle ♪
- [woman] Cigars?</i>

23
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<i>♪ That I feel inside ♪</i>

24
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<i>♪ And then that elevator
Starts its ride ♪</i>

25
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<i>♪ Darling... ♪</i>

26
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Hello, sweetheart.

27
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Here's my coat. And you see this here hat?

28
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I want you to guard it with your life.

29
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It was a gift from my mother.

30
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Yes, Mr. Loscudo.

31
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- Here, that's for you.
- Thank you, sir.

32
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- Gio!
- Hey, Carmine.

33
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- How are you, pally?
- Good to see you.

34
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Oh, thank you. That's unnecessary.

35
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Come on, let's go. Andiamo.

36
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I saw this kid Bobby Rydell
two and a half years ago in South Philly.

37
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Nobody knew who he was.

38
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[Carmine] They know him now.

39
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Hey, give me Loscudo's hat.

40
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- But he said to guard it.
- I know. I heard.

41
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Give it to me, all right?

42
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Come on.

43
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<i>[Rydell] ♪ Yeah, I should stay away ♪</i>

44
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<i>♪ But what can I do? ♪</i>

45
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<i>♪ I hear your name... ♪</i>

46
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Hey, be respectful and watch your mouth.

47
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Shut up.
She works here, all right, tough guy?

48
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Yeah, what are you gonna do?

49
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[men muttering]

50
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- [woman screaming]
- [people shouting]

51
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Tony Lip!

52
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[dishes clattering]

53
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<i>♪ Well, now you're the lover ♪</i>

54
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<i>♪ I have waited for ♪</i>

55
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<i>♪ You're the mate that fate
Had me created for ♪</i>

56
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<i>♪ And every time
Your lips meet mine, yeow... ♪</i>

57
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[grunting, groaning]

58
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[bystanders murmuring]

59
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[man grunts]

60
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You put your hands on me, you punk?

61
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Do yourself a favor,
go home with your friends.

62
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You don't tell me where to go.
You know who I am?

63
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I'm going back in there.

64
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[bystanders gasping]

65
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[grunting]

66
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<i>♪ Keep talking about
That black old magic ♪</i>

67
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<i>♪ Yeah, baby
'Cause I love, oh, yeah ♪</i>

68
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<i>♪ Love that thing ♪</i>

69
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<i>♪ Old black magic ♪</i>

70
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<i>♪ Yeah, I love ♪</i>

71
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[cheering, applause]

72
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You tell Juley Podell
if I don't get my hat,

73
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I'm gonna burn this joint down!
You hear me?

74
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Joe, it's gonna turn up.
I swear to God it's gonna turn up.

75
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- Really?
- It'll turn up.

76
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You tell that fat Jew bastard,

77
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I don't get my hat,
I'll burn the Copa down.

78
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I'm gonna have to go back
to driving garbage trucks.

79
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Jesus Christ.

80
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Loscudo's out of his mind.

81
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We earned our money tonight.

82
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Lip,
I thought you were gonna kill that guy.

83
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- Yeah.
- Better him than me.

84
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So, what are you gonna do
while we're closed?

85
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I don't know.
Maybe go work at my uncle's pizza joint.

86
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You?

87
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I'm gonna drink for two months.

88
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[door opens]

89
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[laughing]

90
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Take me home, Lip.

91
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- Hey, good luck.
- You, too.

92
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See you, Carmine.

93
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No, you shouldn't...
That should not happen.

94
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No, I don't want to be a...

95
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My hat.

96
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Heard it was missing, so I looked into it.

97
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I wanted to kill that broad.

98
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No, no. It wasn't her fault.

99
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Who had the balls to clip Gio's hat?

100
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Don't worry about it. I took care of it.

101
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Yeah, I hope you gave him some beating.

102
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Here. Take this. Put it in your kick.

103
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No. No, thanks.
It was a pleasure, Mr. Loscudo, really.

104
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Bullshit. Take it.

105
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And from now on,
you don't call me "Mr. Loscudo. "

106
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You hear me?

107
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I'm your pal Gio.

108
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[chuckles]

109
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["One Mint Julep" by The Clovers playing]

110
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[sighs]

111
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[sighs]

112
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[exhales]

113
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Morning.

114
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Good night. [sighs]

115
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<i>[sportscaster] One down,
and the batter will be Roger Maris.</i>

116
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<i>- [man] We need to get back in this.
- The pitch to Maris. Curveball.</i>

117
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Come on, Roger. Come on.

118
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Come on, Roger, hit one out!

119
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- Let's do it!
- Johnny, quiet.

120
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- You're gonna jinx it.
- Come on, Roger.

121
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Hey, Johnny.
Think you could yell a little louder?

122
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- Maris is up.
- Yeah, so am I now.

123
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What the hell are all you guys doing here?

124
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- All right.
- We came over to keep Dolores company.

125
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[sportscast continues, indistinct]

126
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- Come on.
- Tony!

127
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[in Italian]

128
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Thank you, ma'am.

129
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- Come on, Roger, please.
- Let's do it, baby.

130
00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:03,648
- I'll walk you out.
- Sure.

131
00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:06,651
We need to get back in this ball game.

132
00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:07,944
- Come on.
- [Dolores] Thank you so much.

133
00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:09,196
Any problems, give us a call.

134
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- [clapping]
- Come on, come on, Roger.

135
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<i>- The 1-2 pitch.
- Come on, baby.</i>

136
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<i>The curve is hit deep into right field.</i>

137
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[excited chatter]

138
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[all cheering]

139
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We did it! We got it!

140
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- Yeah!
- There it is!

141
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Whoo!

142
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- All right.
-3-1, baby. 3-1.

143
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- Coming back.
- Roger, baby, way to go!

144
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-3-1.
- Way to go!

145
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Do it again. Let's do it again.

146
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Come on, baby.

147
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No, Tony. Go get dressed. We're gonna eat.

148
00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:40,810
[man] All right.

149
00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:43,104
No game seven, no game seven.

150
00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:45,148
[sportscast continues, indistinct]

151
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From thy bounty, through Christ our Lord.

152
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- Amen.
- [all] Amen.

153
00:09:00,331 --> 00:09:02,916
And if anyone hears of a job for Tony,
let us know.

154
00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,793
- Dolor.
- What?

155
00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:05,752
Please.

156
00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:08,046
What happened? Did you get fired?

157
00:09:08,130 --> 00:09:09,589
- No.
- No.

158
00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:11,007
The Copa's closing for repairs,

159
00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:12,717
so he just needs something
for a couple of months.

160
00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:13,843
[in Italian]

161
00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:23,979
All the people he knows,
he'll find something in no time.

162
00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:26,982
Well, he had a great job
at the sanitation department.

163
00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:29,276
You shouldn't have punched out
the foreman.

164
00:09:30,486 --> 00:09:31,403
He shouldn't have woke me up.

165
00:09:31,487 --> 00:09:33,238
[laughter]

166
00:09:33,322 --> 00:09:34,447
That's Tony.

167
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- [man] I can't believe they lost.
- [all chattering]

168
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,077
- Don't worry, don't worry.
- Relax.

169
00:09:39,161 --> 00:09:40,745
[chattering continues]

170
00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:44,791
[man] That never happened before.

171
00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:46,501
[man 2]
They're gonna win the World Series.

172
00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,169
[chattering continues]

173
00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:58,471
I'm telling you, this is gonna be the
easiest 50 bucks you're ever gonna make.

174
00:09:58,556 --> 00:09:59,723
Yeah, we'll see.

175
00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:02,392
Hey, there they are.

176
00:10:02,476 --> 00:10:03,393
Hi, Johnny.

177
00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,437
- Tony, how are you?
- Hey, Paulie. How you doing?

178
00:10:05,521 --> 00:10:08,064
I'm good, I'm good.
So, uh, Johnny here tells me

179
00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:11,109
you ate 48 White Castle burgers
all in one sitting.

180
00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:12,986
Cheeseburgers.

181
00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:14,362
You tell him, Frankie.

182
00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:15,405
I don't believe it.

183
00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:17,657
What do we care if you believe it?

184
00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:21,202
Hey, Gorman.
What's the record here for hot dogs?

185
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,246
Eighteen. Fat Paulie.

186
00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:25,040
Why wasn't Lip in on that contest?

187
00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:27,042
What contest? I was hungry.

188
00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:29,836
- [chuckles]
- [Gorman] Well, the bet's simple.

189
00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,380
Half a C-note.
Most hot dogs in an hour wins.

190
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,965
With toppings.

191
00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:37,886
- What the hell you weigh?
-260.

192
00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:40,055
Hey, 2... Your left ass weighs 260.

193
00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:42,682
May my mother-in-law drop dead
on the spot if I'm lying.

194
00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,142
[laughing]

195
00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:47,729
- All right. You're on.
- Good.

196
00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:49,314
[crowd shouting]

197
00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:54,235
Pick it up, Lip!
The baby elephant just hit 19!

198
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,237
Let's go, Lip! Let's go!

199
00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,406
Come on, let's go, Lip!
Let's get this going!

200
00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,450
You're embarrassing!

201
00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:02,577
You're embarrassing your son!

202
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,579
He is killing you!

203
00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:09,209
[Tony groans]

204
00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:14,005
Hey, Nicky, you doing your homework?

205
00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:15,423
- Yep.
- Good.

206
00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:16,800
[Tony groans]

207
00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:18,468
Where you been?

208
00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:20,345
Gorman's.

209
00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:21,846
I'm making dinner.

210
00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:23,973
[sighs]

211
00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:27,936
Fat Paulie bet me 50 bucks
he could eat more hot dogs than me.

212
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:31,106
He knocked off 24. Guy's an animal.

213
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:34,109
Are you crazy? You lost $50?

214
00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:36,111
Dolores, please.

215
00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:39,614
I ate 26.

216
00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:46,204
You are so lucky.

217
00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:48,456
- You know that?
- [Tony chuckles]

218
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,958
Rent is due on Monday.

219
00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:51,042
[chuckles]

220
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:54,129
[phone rings]

221
00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:56,548
You gonna get that?

222
00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:59,008
[sighs]

223
00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:01,136
- Yeah?
- [Jules] Hey, Lip.

224
00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:04,764
Some guy called over here, a doctor.
He's looking for a driver.

225
00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:06,808
<i>- You interested?
- Yeah.</i>

226
00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:09,394
They're interviewing guys
tomorrow afternoon.

227
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:14,941
The address is, uh, 881 Seventh Avenue.

228
00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:15,984
2:15.

229
00:12:36,338 --> 00:12:38,339
Hey. Excuse me.

230
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:39,424
We're not open right now,

231
00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:41,843
but you're welcome to purchase tickets
to tonight's performance.

232
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:45,513
Nah, that's all right.
Uh, I think I got the wrong address.

233
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:48,183
But, uh,
is there a doctor's office in here?

234
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:49,851
A doctor's office?

235
00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:51,394
Dr. Shirley?

236
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,062
You have the correct address.

237
00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:55,106
Dr. Shirley lives upstairs,
above the hall.

238
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:00,278
[sighs]

239
00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:02,530
How you doing?

240
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:13,958
[clears throat]

241
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,376
I'm here for the driver job.

242
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:17,462
Tony Lip.

243
00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:20,924
No "Tony Lip. "

244
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:23,468
No, I should be on there.

245
00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:25,386
Uh...

246
00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:27,388
no.

247
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:30,600
Um, I have a Tony Val... Valle-la-la...

248
00:13:30,684 --> 00:13:32,644
Vallelonga. Yeah. That's me.

249
00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:36,898
- Fill it out while you wait.
- What?

250
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,567
Fill it out while you wait.

251
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:40,985
- Oh. Yeah.
- [snaps fingers]

252
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:49,369
[Tony grunts]

253
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:05,093
Have a seat.

254
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:20,984
[clock chiming]

255
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:24,946
[door opens]

256
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:27,115
[door closes]

257
00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:29,075
[footsteps approaching]

258
00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:36,082
Mr. Vallelonga. Sorry to keep you waiting.

259
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,292
Oh.

260
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:40,628
I'm Dr. Donald Shirley.

261
00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:42,338
Tony.

262
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,257
Yes. Please sit down.

263
00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:50,221
Some place you got here. [chuckles]

264
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,557
Are them horns real?

265
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:54,726
Elephant tusks, yes.

266
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:57,562
What about that?

267
00:14:58,063 --> 00:14:59,314
Is that a molar?

268
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:04,485
- A what?
- A molar, like a shark tooth.

269
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,863
Or a tiger's maybe.

270
00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:08,656
It was a gift.

271
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:12,243
I thought, uh...
I thought I was going to an office.

272
00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:15,079
They said a doctor needed a driver.

273
00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:16,915
That's all they told you?

274
00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:18,333
- Yeah.
- [chuckles]

275
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,418
Actually,
it's a bit more complicated than that.

276
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,464
Have you ever driven professionally
before?

277
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,216
Yeah. Sanitation.

278
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:29,052
Garbage trucks.

279
00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:31,846
Plus, I drive my boss home at night.

280
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:35,642
But I can drive anything.
Limos. Tow trucks.

281
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,477
Snowplows. Whatever.

282
00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:40,605
I see. What other experience do you have?

283
00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:42,023
I worked a lot of joints.

284
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:44,359
Wagon Wheel, Peppermint Lounge, Copa.

285
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:46,945
- In what capacity?
- What do you mean?

286
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,238
What did you do there?

287
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:50,698
Uh...

288
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,660
public relations.

289
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:57,914
Well, first of all, Tony,
I'm not a medical doctor.

290
00:15:57,998 --> 00:15:58,915
I'm a musician.

291
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,417
You mean, like, songs?

292
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:04,337
Yes. And I'm about to embark
on a concert tour,

293
00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:06,214
the majority of which will be down south.

294
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,591
- Atlantic City.
- No.

295
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:10,343
The Deep South.

296
00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:13,763
First, we're starting in the Midwest,
and then we're taking a hard left.

297
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:17,433
Kentucky, North Carolina, Tennessee,
and on down through the Delta.

298
00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:20,520
Do you foresee any issues
in working for a black man?

299
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:22,522
No.

300
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:26,567
No, no, no. It was just the other day,

301
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:29,195
me and the wife had a couple
of colored guys over at the house.

302
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,073
For... For drinks.

303
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,243
Hmm. I see. You're married.

304
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,620
Yeah. Two kids.

305
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:42,208
I'm not sure this is the proper job
for a married man.

306
00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:43,960
Why? Are we bringing broads?

307
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:48,172
My point is we'll be gone
for eight straight weeks.

308
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,966
No breaks, right up until Christmas.

309
00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:52,844
You're quite sure you can leave
your family for that long?

310
00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:54,929
Depends what you're paying.

311
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,056
A hundred dollars a week
plus room and board.

312
00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:57,932
Hmm.

313
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,517
But let me be crystal clear.

314
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:02,311
I'm not just hiring a chauffeur.

315
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:05,356
I need someone
who can handle my itinerary,

316
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,691
be a personal assistant.

317
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:07,859
I need a valet.

318
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:11,988
I need someone who can launder my clothes
and shine my shoes.

319
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:15,408
Good luck, Doc.

320
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:19,871
Tony.

321
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:28,129
I had my record label ask around town
to find me the right man.

322
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:30,882
Your name came up more than once.

323
00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:34,594
You've impressed several people
with your...

324
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,638
innate ability to handle trouble.

325
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,976
And that is why I called
and inquired about your availability.

326
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:49,358
Okay, here's the deal. I got no problem
being on the road with you.

327
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:50,485
But I ain't no butler.

328
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,780
I ain't ironing no shirts,
and I'm not polishing nobody's shoes.

329
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,032
You need somebody to get you
from point A to point B?

330
00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:58,117
You need someone to make sure
there's no problems along the way?

331
00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:02,413
And believe me, you in the Deep South...
there's gonna be problems.

332
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:06,000
So, if you want me,
it's a buck and a quarter a week.

333
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,211
Or go hire that little chink
just pranced out of here,

334
00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:09,378
see how far you get.

335
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,092
Well, Mr. Vallelonga...

336
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:17,303
thank you for stopping by.

337
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:31,442
Hey, Bobby.

338
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:33,528
Give me a Rheingold.

339
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:35,113
Ice cold.

340
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:45,790
Mr. Tony.

341
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:48,918
Augie asking about you.

342
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:50,795
[banging on bar]

343
00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:53,464
- Come on! I'm dying of thirst over here.
- Shut up!

344
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:54,632
I'm talking.

345
00:18:58,512 --> 00:18:59,387
When?

346
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:01,472
Now. He in his box.

347
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:29,250
Tony Lip.

348
00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:32,336
What the hell happened at the Copa?

349
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,922
I hear you almost split a guy's face open.

350
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,467
That guy you hit, Mikey Cerrone,

351
00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:40,511
part of Charlie the Hand's crew.

352
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:43,514
Guess he should have known better.

353
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,060
[Augie sighs]

354
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:52,023
Hand asked me to look into it.
I spoke to Podell.

355
00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:55,776
Whole thing was, uh,
over a piece of ass, right?

356
00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:57,862
Yeah.

357
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:01,782
Beef like that should never happen
inside the club.

358
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:03,868
They were out of line.

359
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,662
So we squashed it.

360
00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:11,459
You, uh, looking to earn
a little extra scharole?

361
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:13,878
I can keep you busy
while the Copa is down.

362
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:15,880
What do I gotta do?

363
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:18,841
Things.

364
00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:26,557
Appreciate it, but, uh, I want to spend
some time with the family.

365
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,059
[Augie] Don't be stupid.

366
00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:30,102
You make yourself a few extra bucks,

367
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:33,481
you buy something nice
for that pretty little wife of yours.

368
00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:35,358
Hmm.

369
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:41,447
Nah, I'm good. I'm flush right now.

370
00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:46,494
["So Long Lovers Island"
by The Blue Jays playing]

371
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:56,671
Here's 50.

372
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,840
Here.
Pay me 60 by New Year's, you get it back.

373
00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:04,053
Hey, Lip.

374
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:06,764
Everything okay?

375
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:09,725
What, you got beak trouble, Charlie?

376
00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:11,936
Mind your business.

377
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:19,694
So, come on. I'm dying to hear.
What happened with the doctor interview?

378
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:23,239
He ain't a real doctor.
He's a piano player.

379
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:26,867
Well, I don't understand.
Why did they say that he was a doctor?

380
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:31,289
I don't know. I think he's, like,
a doctor of piano playing or something.

381
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:32,498
You can be that?

382
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,041
I guess.

383
00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:36,294
He lives on top of Carnegie Hall.

384
00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:38,379
You should've seen this place, Dee.

385
00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:41,173
It was filled with statues
and all kinds of fancy crap.

386
00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:43,009
And he was sitting
on top of a friggin' throne

387
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:46,220
all dressed up like, uh...
like the king of the jungle bunnies.

388
00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:48,097
He's colored?

389
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,434
[scoffs]

390
00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:53,269
Well, you wouldn't last a week with him.

391
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:55,021
For the right money, I would.

392
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,440
[Tony snoring]

393
00:21:57,524 --> 00:21:59,483
[phone rings]

394
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:04,113
[groans]

395
00:22:04,948 --> 00:22:06,198
[sighs]

396
00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:07,158
Yeah.

397
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:09,410
Oh.

398
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,038
Look... [clears throat]

399
00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:13,831
Really?

400
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:15,916
- Uh, okay.
- Everything okay?

401
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,251
Okay, hang on a sec.

402
00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:21,339
It's, uh, Dr. Shirley, the piano guy.

403
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:22,673
He wants to talk to you.

404
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:24,759
- Me?
- Yeah.

405
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:26,010
What? No.

406
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:29,263
- Come on. Take it.
- No. Tony...

407
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:30,765
Just... Just talk.

408
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:35,186
Hello?

409
00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:36,979
[Donald on phone, indistinct]

410
00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:40,566
[chuckles] Uh, good morning, Doctor.
It's nice to talk to you.

411
00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:48,366
Well, uh, yes, that is a long time.

412
00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:52,453
It is.

413
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:56,874
Yes. I'm sure.

414
00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:58,709
- [mouthing words]
- [Donald] Thank you.

415
00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:00,419
Thank you for calling.

416
00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:02,171
Bye now.

417
00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:06,967
What'd he say?

418
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:10,137
He wanted to know if I'd be okay

419
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:14,016
with him taking my husband away
from his family for two months.

420
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:17,686
He said he'd pay you what you asked for.

421
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,066
[Tony grunts]

422
00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:24,944
- Hey.
- Hmm?

423
00:23:27,322 --> 00:23:28,364
It's good money.

424
00:23:29,324 --> 00:23:30,324
We need it.

425
00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:36,914
Can't be eating 26 hot dogs every day.

426
00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:39,750
I know.

427
00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:40,709
[sniffles]

428
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,754
I told him it was okay for you to go.

429
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:48,968
All right. Hey, look.
So here's the first half of your pay.

430
00:23:49,052 --> 00:23:50,719
You're gonna get the rest
when the tour's over.

431
00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:52,513
No, I gotta get paid every week.

432
00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:54,223
Sorry. That's not how
the record company does it.

433
00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:56,892
We got to have some guarantee
you're gonna finish the job.

434
00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:59,645
Why wouldn't I finish the job?
I took it, didn't I?

435
00:23:59,729 --> 00:24:02,148
Well, then we got nothing to worry about.

436
00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:06,527
Here's the deal, Mr. Vallelonga, okay?

437
00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:08,737
It's your job to get Don
to all his tour dates on time.

438
00:24:08,822 --> 00:24:11,323
Now, if he misses any shows,
you're not getting your back end.

439
00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:13,200
- He's not gonna miss any show.
- Good.

440
00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:15,202
Oh, you're gonna need this.

441
00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:18,122
Now, this is the book
I was telling you about.

442
00:24:18,206 --> 00:24:21,000
Sometimes you guys are staying
in the same hotel, sometimes you're not.

443
00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:24,211
- [Tony] Oh, yeah, the...
- Yeah, yeah.

444
00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:26,297
All right, don't let me down. Let's go.

445
00:24:35,515 --> 00:24:37,183
Marone. Is this the new one?

446
00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:38,893
Yeah, the record company rented it.

447
00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:40,811
- It's nice, huh?
- Beautiful.

448
00:24:41,354 --> 00:24:44,398
So, what'd my sister have to say
about you being gone for three weeks?

449
00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:45,649
- Eight weeks.
- [scoffs]

450
00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:50,154
10-to-1, you slap this moolie out,
you come home in under a month.

451
00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:51,572
[speaks Italian]

452
00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:53,532
- Come here.
- All right, boys, huddle up.

453
00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:55,659
- Say good-bye to your father.
- Frankie, Nicky. Come here.

454
00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,746
- All right. You gonna be good boys?
- Uh-huh.

455
00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:00,414
- You'll listen to your mother?
- Mm-hmm.

456
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:01,832
Yeah? All right, give me a kiss.

457
00:25:02,584 --> 00:25:03,626
I'm counting on youse.

458
00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:07,213
- Don't go too far.
- We won't.

459
00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:13,344
- Did you go to the AAA for the maps?
- Yes.

460
00:25:13,428 --> 00:25:16,764
No. I mean, the record companies
gave me the maps and the itinerary

461
00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:17,681
and this thing.

462
00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:21,894
<i>The Negro Motorist's Green Book.</i>

463
00:25:21,978 --> 00:25:24,188
Yeah, it lists all the places
coloreds can stay down south.

464
00:25:24,272 --> 00:25:27,066
Like, uh, you know, traveling while black.

465
00:25:27,150 --> 00:25:28,776
"Traveling while black"?

466
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:31,612
Yeah, if you're black
and you gotta travel for some reason.

467
00:25:31,696 --> 00:25:34,198
- Got a special book for that?
- I guess.

468
00:25:34,991 --> 00:25:37,451
- Did you pack the iron?
- I ain't lugging no iron, Dee.

469
00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:40,496
- How are you gonna press your pants?
- I'll put 'em under the mattress.

470
00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:44,917
I want you to write me a letter
every chance you get.

471
00:25:45,001 --> 00:25:47,545
- I can't write letters.
- Yes, you can.

472
00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:49,129
- I can't write.
- Take you five minutes.

473
00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:50,673
- Promise me.
- It's embarrassing.

474
00:25:50,757 --> 00:25:51,966
It ain't gonna be no good.

475
00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:54,677
It's a lot cheaper
than calling long-distance, Tony.

476
00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:56,345
Promise me you're gonna write.

477
00:25:57,138 --> 00:25:58,097
I promise.

478
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:03,811
Dee, put this in the bank today.
It's half my pay.

479
00:26:04,479 --> 00:26:08,065
Oh, here. There's a couple of sandwiches
for you and Dr. Shirley.

480
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,651
- Thanks.
- Be careful.

481
00:26:10,735 --> 00:26:11,569
I will.

482
00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:12,653
I love you.

483
00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:14,780
I love you, too, baby.

484
00:26:14,864 --> 00:26:16,907
["A Letter from My Baby"
by Timmy Shaw playing]

485
00:26:19,202 --> 00:26:22,496
You better be home for Christmas,
or don't come home at all.

486
00:26:25,041 --> 00:26:27,710
[in Italian]

487
00:26:27,794 --> 00:26:30,087
I got it, Pop. I got it.

488
00:26:56,781 --> 00:26:58,741
Hey. I'm Tony.

489
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:00,534
His driver.

490
00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:01,910
Bum a smoke?

491
00:27:07,542 --> 00:27:08,459
Thanks.

492
00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:19,261
So you're the band?

493
00:27:21,681 --> 00:27:23,140
[Russian accent] Oleg. Cello.

494
00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:25,309
George. Bass.

495
00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:27,770
And we're not a band. We're a trio.

496
00:27:28,271 --> 00:27:30,773
Oh. Trio. Right.

497
00:27:30,857 --> 00:27:33,067
[Donald] Good morning. Excuse me.

498
00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:34,151
Morning.

499
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:49,917
[groans]

500
00:27:58,843 --> 00:27:59,927
[Donald] Thank you, Amit.

501
00:28:01,888 --> 00:28:03,263
Have a wonderful trip, sir.

502
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:40,050
["Goodbye, My Lover, Goodbye"
by Robert Mosely playing]

503
00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:15,002
Tony, the first thing I'd like you to do
when we arrive in the city...

504
00:29:15,086 --> 00:29:16,754
- Hmm?
- ... is check the piano where I'm playing.

505
00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:19,590
Make sure it's a Steinway
as per my contract.

506
00:29:22,635 --> 00:29:24,970
And can you see to it
that there's a bottle of Cutty Sark

507
00:29:25,054 --> 00:29:27,181
in my room every night?

508
00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:29,057
Every night?

509
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:30,642
[Tony chuckles]

510
00:29:31,060 --> 00:29:33,145
Well, if you ever need
any help with that.

511
00:29:33,688 --> 00:29:34,855
I won't.

512
00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:39,276
10:00 and 2:00 on the wheel, please.

513
00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:43,530
Hey, Doc.

514
00:29:44,491 --> 00:29:46,074
I noticed on the itinerary thing

515
00:29:46,868 --> 00:29:49,536
the last show's on the 23rd of December,
right?

516
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,872
Birmingham, yes. It's a Christmas show.

517
00:29:51,956 --> 00:29:54,875
So, any way we could, uh,
maybe hit the road early next morning

518
00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:56,794
so we'd be home in time for Christmas Eve?

519
00:29:56,878 --> 00:29:57,920
We'll see.

520
00:29:58,797 --> 00:29:59,671
[Tony] Appreciate it.

521
00:30:00,131 --> 00:30:01,048
[clears throat]

522
00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:03,091
Could you put out the cigarette, please?

523
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:04,635
Why?

524
00:30:05,595 --> 00:30:07,095
I can't breathe back here.

525
00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:11,016
What are you talking about?

526
00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:13,811
Smoke's going in my lungs.
I'm doing all the work here.

527
00:30:13,895 --> 00:30:14,812
Thank you.

528
00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:20,192
[chuckles]

529
00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:24,822
[exhales loudly]

530
00:30:37,585 --> 00:30:41,338
[ballad plays]

531
00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:54,768
[in Russian]

532
00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:57,354
[Donald, in Russian]

533
00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:04,486
[speaking Russian]

534
00:31:07,782 --> 00:31:08,866
What are you looking at?

535
00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:12,619
You speak German, huh?

536
00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:13,745
That was Russian.

537
00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:16,707
Yeah,
I was stationed in Germany in the army.

538
00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:19,293
I could pick up a little bit
of what you were saying there.

539
00:31:19,919 --> 00:31:21,378
Watch out for them krauts.

540
00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:23,297
They're all snakes.

541
00:31:23,673 --> 00:31:26,091
Kennedy should've bombed them
when he had the chance.

542
00:31:26,175 --> 00:31:28,218
Plus now them Cuban bastards.

543
00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:32,014
Ain't they supposed to be following us?

544
00:31:33,057 --> 00:31:34,266
They have the itinerary.

545
00:31:34,350 --> 00:31:35,934
As long as they get to the show on time,

546
00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:38,103
I'm not worried about it,
and neither should you.

547
00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:40,647
I ain't worried about nothin'.

548
00:31:42,233 --> 00:31:44,985
In fact, when you see me worried,
you'll know.

549
00:31:45,069 --> 00:31:46,028
- Tony.
- You'll know if I'm worried.

550
00:31:46,112 --> 00:31:47,487
How about some quiet time?

551
00:31:48,531 --> 00:31:50,073
- Hmm?
- Sure.

552
00:31:53,077 --> 00:31:55,621
[chuckles] It's amazing you said that.

553
00:31:56,664 --> 00:31:57,998
"How about some quiet time?"

554
00:31:58,791 --> 00:32:00,792
Dolores, my wife,
used to say that all the time.

555
00:32:00,877 --> 00:32:02,628
Well, not all the time, but, you know.

556
00:32:02,712 --> 00:32:04,463
She says it when
I come home from work sometimes.

557
00:32:04,547 --> 00:32:06,173
You know,
she's been with the kids all day,

558
00:32:06,257 --> 00:32:08,675
and she'll say,
"Tony, how about some quiet time?"

559
00:32:08,968 --> 00:32:11,762
Exactly like how you said it.
I mean, it's amazing.

560
00:32:19,437 --> 00:32:20,354
How is that?

561
00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:23,523
Salty.

562
00:32:26,819 --> 00:32:28,654
Have you ever considered
becoming a food critic?

563
00:32:31,824 --> 00:32:33,825
No. Not really.

564
00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:35,369
Why? Is there money in that?

565
00:32:35,453 --> 00:32:39,873
I'm just saying you have a marvelous way
with words when describing food.

566
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:42,000
"Salty. "

567
00:32:43,252 --> 00:32:45,295
So vivid, one can almost taste it.

568
00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:49,925
Hey, I'm just saying it's salty.
And salt's cheating.

569
00:32:50,468 --> 00:32:52,010
Any cook can make things salty.

570
00:32:52,095 --> 00:32:53,428
To make it taste good without the salt,

571
00:32:53,513 --> 00:32:55,806
with just the other flavors,
that's the trick.

572
00:32:55,890 --> 00:32:57,140
I mean, you take the basic ingredients...

573
00:32:57,225 --> 00:33:00,477
We should get going soon if we expect
to get to Pittsburgh by dinner.

574
00:33:00,895 --> 00:33:02,062
Hmm.

575
00:33:02,146 --> 00:33:05,315
Hey, when I was in the army,
I knew a guy from Pittsburgh.

576
00:33:06,109 --> 00:33:07,818
Except he called it Titsburgh.

577
00:33:08,486 --> 00:33:11,029
'Cause he said all the women there
had huge tits.

578
00:33:12,865 --> 00:33:13,824
That's absurd.

579
00:33:14,367 --> 00:33:15,993
Why would women in Pittsburgh
have larger breasts

580
00:33:16,077 --> 00:33:18,495
than, say, women in New York?

581
00:33:18,579 --> 00:33:19,871
Guess we'll find out, huh?

582
00:33:19,956 --> 00:33:21,039
[chuckles]

583
00:33:21,916 --> 00:33:24,459
Hey, you know, when you first hired me,

584
00:33:25,294 --> 00:33:27,004
my wife went out
and bought one of your records.

585
00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:28,588
The one about the orphans.

586
00:33:29,674 --> 00:33:30,757
Orphans?

587
00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:35,345
Yeah. Cover had a bunch of kids
sitting around a campfire.

588
00:33:36,389 --> 00:33:37,431
Orpheus.

589
00:33:39,392 --> 00:33:40,225
Yeah.

590
00:33:40,309 --> 00:33:43,020
<i>Orpheus in the Underworld.
It's based on a French opera.</i>

591
00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:45,480
And those weren't children on the cover.

592
00:33:46,190 --> 00:33:48,025
Those were demons in the bowels of hell.

593
00:33:49,068 --> 00:33:52,362
No shit? Must have been naughty kids.

594
00:33:54,741 --> 00:33:56,324
[rhythm and blues playing]

595
00:34:05,501 --> 00:34:06,543
[Tony sighs]

596
00:34:07,420 --> 00:34:09,296
What are... What are you doing?

597
00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:10,630
[Tony] Gotta take a leak, Doc.

598
00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:13,300
Here? Now?

599
00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:15,010
You want me to piss my pants?

600
00:34:43,539 --> 00:34:45,123
[people chattering, laughing, muffled]

601
00:34:52,423 --> 00:34:53,840
[woman laughing]

602
00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:56,593
[chattering]

603
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,715
- Oh, hey, Doc.
- Good afternoon.

604
00:35:37,176 --> 00:35:39,594
Take this for any incidentals we may need.

605
00:35:40,471 --> 00:35:42,180
If you want to buy something,
you don't have to ask.

606
00:35:42,265 --> 00:35:44,141
Just keep the receipts, please.

607
00:35:44,559 --> 00:35:46,017
When it runs low, let me know.

608
00:35:46,477 --> 00:35:47,519
Oh. Thanks.

609
00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:48,979
One more thing.

610
00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:55,068
We'll be attending many events
before and after the concerts,

611
00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:56,570
interacting with some of the wealthiest

612
00:35:56,654 --> 00:35:58,613
and most highly educated people
in the country.

613
00:35:59,657 --> 00:36:01,658
It is my feeling that your diction,

614
00:36:02,201 --> 00:36:04,578
however charming it may be
in the tri-state area,

615
00:36:04,662 --> 00:36:06,663
could use some... finessing.

616
00:36:07,206 --> 00:36:10,250
You mean diction... like in what way?

617
00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:13,753
Like in the only way
the word is ever used.

618
00:36:14,964 --> 00:36:15,755
Okay.

619
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,842
Your intonation, inflection,
your choice of words.

620
00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:21,303
Hey, I got my own problems.

621
00:36:21,387 --> 00:36:23,889
Now I gotta worry about
what people think about the way I talk?

622
00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:26,474
There are simple techniques
I can teach you that are quite effective.

623
00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:27,392
I can help you.

624
00:36:27,476 --> 00:36:29,102
I... I don't need no goddamn help.

625
00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:31,354
People don't like the way I talk,
they can go take a shit.

626
00:36:32,940 --> 00:36:34,608
The profanity is another issue.

627
00:36:34,692 --> 00:36:37,194
Fanabola. Why are you breaking my balls?

628
00:36:37,278 --> 00:36:39,154
Because you can do better, Mr. Vallelonga.

629
00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:41,489
Which brings me to one more point.

630
00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:45,619
As the guest of honor, I'll be introduced
when entering these intimate events.

631
00:36:45,703 --> 00:36:47,329
You will be introduced as well.

632
00:36:47,997 --> 00:36:52,542
In my humble opinion, "Vallelonga"
may be difficult to pronounce.

633
00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:54,878
So, I was thinking

634
00:36:55,504 --> 00:36:56,963
- "Valle" would be more appropriate.
- [chuckles]

635
00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:59,633
Tony Valle. Short and sweet.

636
00:37:00,343 --> 00:37:01,801
Eh... nah.

637
00:37:02,845 --> 00:37:05,222
They got a problem with "Vallelonga,"
they can call me Tony Lip.

638
00:37:05,556 --> 00:37:07,182
These are genteel people.

639
00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:09,684
"Tony the Lip" may be a little...

640
00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:12,062
worldly for them.

641
00:37:12,396 --> 00:37:14,147
Well, then it's Tony Vallelonga.

642
00:37:14,815 --> 00:37:17,776
All these high-class people,
so much smarter than me,

643
00:37:17,860 --> 00:37:20,153
with their intelligence
and speaking abilities,

644
00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:21,863
you're telling me
they can't pronounce my name?

645
00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:23,615
They don't like it,
they can shove it up their ass.

646
00:37:23,699 --> 00:37:24,824
I'll just wait outside.

647
00:37:27,286 --> 00:37:28,703
A sound compromise.

648
00:37:29,413 --> 00:37:31,414
[piano: mid-tempo jazz, intro]

649
00:37:36,504 --> 00:37:38,588
[band joins in]

650
00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:40,632
[chattering, laughing]

651
00:37:45,388 --> 00:37:48,223
Ladies and gentlemen,
tonight we are privileged

652
00:37:48,307 --> 00:37:51,226
to present a great American artist.

653
00:37:51,769 --> 00:37:54,938
He gave his first public performance
at the age of three.

654
00:37:55,439 --> 00:37:58,566
At age 18, at Arthur Fiedler's invitation,

655
00:37:58,651 --> 00:38:02,570
our guest made his concert debut
with the Boston Pops.

656
00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:08,285
He holds doctorates in psychology,
in music, and in the liturgical arts,

657
00:38:08,369 --> 00:38:12,372
and he has performed at the White House
twice in the past 14 months.

658
00:38:12,456 --> 00:38:14,874
He is a true virtuoso.

659
00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:16,543
- And it's a...
- "Virtuoso. "

660
00:38:17,003 --> 00:38:18,878
- It's a special treat for me...
- That's Italian.

661
00:38:20,006 --> 00:38:22,465
Means, uh, he's really good.

662
00:38:23,801 --> 00:38:28,179
So, ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome the Don Shirley Trio.

663
00:38:38,649 --> 00:38:41,985
[playing minor-key, classical-like intro]

664
00:38:58,502 --> 00:39:01,963
[playing jazzy, syncopated,
fugue-like melody]

665
00:39:03,549 --> 00:39:05,425
[cello joins in]

666
00:39:39,877 --> 00:39:40,877
[chuckles]

667
00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:03,149
- [lively chatter]
- ... a new pair of shoes!

668
00:40:03,234 --> 00:40:05,026
[exclaiming]

669
00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:07,529
- Hard ten! Lady's friend.
- He keeps on winning!

670
00:40:08,364 --> 00:40:09,948
It's your dice.
I'm just having a lucky night.

671
00:40:10,032 --> 00:40:11,199
You cheating, brother!

672
00:40:11,283 --> 00:40:14,202
- Tony.
- Get him again. Get him again.

673
00:40:14,286 --> 00:40:16,579
- Boss man's calling.
- He ain't my boss.

674
00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:17,997
I work for the record company.

675
00:40:18,082 --> 00:40:19,541
[chuckling]
Yeah, I work for the record company, too.

676
00:40:19,625 --> 00:40:21,042
Hey, hey, hey! Hey, come on, man.

677
00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:23,169
Hey, give us a chance
to win back our loot, huh?

678
00:40:23,254 --> 00:40:24,754
I'm sorry, fellas. Duty calls.

679
00:40:24,839 --> 00:40:26,589
- Come on, man.
- Duty calls?

680
00:40:27,633 --> 00:40:29,384
My man, my duty is to get my money back.

681
00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:31,261
I've been looking for you.

682
00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:33,805
Yeah, sorry.
The guys were having a little game.

683
00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:36,933
Next time you need extra money,
just ask me.

684
00:40:37,977 --> 00:40:39,394
It's more fun winning it.

685
00:40:39,854 --> 00:40:41,104
And what if you lost?

686
00:40:41,647 --> 00:40:43,731
Craps and cards, I don't lose, Doc.

687
00:40:44,191 --> 00:40:45,233
I don't lose.

688
00:40:46,485 --> 00:40:47,735
So, stooping down in the gravel,

689
00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:49,946
pitching dice for pocket change
makes you a winner?

690
00:40:51,407 --> 00:40:53,616
What are you giving me shit for?
Everybody was doing it.

691
00:40:54,034 --> 00:40:56,578
They didn't have a choice
whether to be inside or out.

692
00:40:58,205 --> 00:40:59,122
You did.

693
00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:04,586
Now wipe off your knees.
You have dirt on them.

694
00:41:06,881 --> 00:41:08,131
[Donald clears throat]

695
00:41:24,940 --> 00:41:27,901
<i>[Tony's voice] Dear Dolores, how are you?</i>

696
00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:29,527
<i>I am fine.</i>

697
00:41:30,237 --> 00:41:33,072
"I'm eating real good. Hamburgers mostly.

698
00:41:33,699 --> 00:41:36,075
So don't worry about me not eating good.

699
00:41:36,952 --> 00:41:40,121
I saw Dr. Shirley play the piano tonight.

700
00:41:40,831 --> 00:41:42,624
He don't play like a colored guy.

701
00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:45,126
He plays like Liberace, but better.

702
00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:48,254
He's like a genius, I think.

703
00:41:48,756 --> 00:41:50,757
When I look at him in the rearview mirror,

704
00:41:50,841 --> 00:41:53,510
I can tell he's always thinking
about stuff in his head.

705
00:41:53,928 --> 00:41:55,845
I guess that's what geniuses do.

706
00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:58,640
But it don't look fun to be that smart.

707
00:41:59,642 --> 00:42:02,393
I miss you very, very much. "

708
00:42:04,104 --> 00:42:06,606
[radio:
"Lucille" by Little Richard playing]

709
00:42:12,071 --> 00:42:14,030
- Who is this?
- Who?

710
00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:15,573
On the radio.

711
00:42:17,284 --> 00:42:18,159
Little Richard.

712
00:42:18,911 --> 00:42:21,162
Really? That's Little Richard?

713
00:42:21,247 --> 00:42:22,163
[chuckles] Yeah.

714
00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:24,123
Think you could play something like that,
Doc?

715
00:42:26,335 --> 00:42:28,503
I don't know. Sounds fairly complicated.

716
00:42:29,171 --> 00:42:30,338
Got that right.

717
00:42:32,216 --> 00:42:34,467
So, where did this
"Tony the Lip" moniker come from?

718
00:42:34,927 --> 00:42:37,512
[chuckles] It's not "Tony the Lip. "

719
00:42:38,013 --> 00:42:39,806
It's "Tony Lip. " One word.

720
00:42:39,890 --> 00:42:41,099
I got it when I was a kid,

721
00:42:41,183 --> 00:42:44,435
'cause my friend said I was
the best bullshit artist in the Bronx.

722
00:42:45,145 --> 00:42:47,021
- [chuckles]
- Why are you smiling?

723
00:42:47,648 --> 00:42:48,481
What do you mean?

724
00:42:49,733 --> 00:42:51,401
It doesn't bother you that your friends,

725
00:42:51,485 --> 00:42:53,778
the people closest to you,
consider you a liar?

726
00:42:53,862 --> 00:42:57,156
Who said "liar"? I said "bullshit artist. "

727
00:42:57,241 --> 00:42:58,700
And what's the difference?

728
00:42:58,784 --> 00:43:00,910
'Cause I don't lie. Ever.

729
00:43:01,328 --> 00:43:03,830
I'm just good at talking people into,
you know,

730
00:43:03,914 --> 00:43:05,373
doing things they don't want to do.

731
00:43:05,916 --> 00:43:07,041
By bullshitting them.

732
00:43:08,043 --> 00:43:09,627
And you're proud of that?

733
00:43:10,045 --> 00:43:11,421
Well, it got me this job.

734
00:43:13,924 --> 00:43:15,508
["Slow Twistin"'
by Chubby Checker playing]

735
00:43:16,844 --> 00:43:20,430
Wait a minute. You're full of shit.
You never heard of Chubby Checker?

736
00:43:20,514 --> 00:43:23,349
Of course I've heard of him.
I've just never heard his music before.

737
00:43:24,435 --> 00:43:26,102
But I like this. This is nice.

738
00:43:27,187 --> 00:43:30,106
- He's got a silky voice, very smooth.
- Yeah, he's terrific.

739
00:43:30,190 --> 00:43:31,691
This is what everybody's dancing to now.

740
00:43:31,775 --> 00:43:33,443
- This stuff...
- Eyes on the road, Tony.

741
00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:36,779
["Won't Be Long"
by Aretha Franklin playing]

742
00:43:36,864 --> 00:43:37,905
[Tony] You know this song.

743
00:43:39,074 --> 00:43:40,199
I don't think so, no.

744
00:43:40,284 --> 00:43:43,995
How could you not know this music?
Aretha Franklin.

745
00:43:45,122 --> 00:43:47,707
Chubby Checker, Little Richard, Sam Cooke.

746
00:43:47,791 --> 00:43:50,376
I mean, come on, Doc.
These are your people.

747
00:44:05,225 --> 00:44:06,934
Do you want anything?
I'm getting a pack of smokes.

748
00:44:07,019 --> 00:44:07,977
No, thank you.

749
00:44:12,024 --> 00:44:13,024
[sighs]

750
00:44:33,962 --> 00:44:35,213
[bell jingles]

751
00:44:36,715 --> 00:44:38,091
[Oleg chattering]

752
00:44:38,175 --> 00:44:39,926
Grabbed the rock and put it in his pocket.

753
00:44:40,010 --> 00:44:40,968
Thank you, Oleg.

754
00:44:42,096 --> 00:44:44,347
Nice turtleneck. Way to mix it up.

755
00:44:48,018 --> 00:44:49,352
Got you an apple, Doc.

756
00:44:49,436 --> 00:44:50,770
[engine starts]

757
00:44:55,484 --> 00:44:57,694
Before we pull out, Tony,
we need to have a talk.

758
00:45:00,155 --> 00:45:02,615
- Yeah?
- Oleg told me what you did.

759
00:45:03,117 --> 00:45:03,950
What'd I do?

760
00:45:04,034 --> 00:45:06,411
You stole a jade stone from the store.

761
00:45:06,495 --> 00:45:08,538
- No, I didn't.
- He watched you do it.

762
00:45:08,622 --> 00:45:10,456
I didn't steal no stone.

763
00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:12,375
You picked it up
and put it in your pocket.

764
00:45:12,459 --> 00:45:15,461
I picked up a rock off of the ground.
I didn't steal from a box.

765
00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:17,380
Now, why would you pick up a rock
off the ground?

766
00:45:17,464 --> 00:45:18,423
I don't know.

767
00:45:20,092 --> 00:45:22,760
'Cause it ain't stealing.
It's just a regular rock.

768
00:45:22,845 --> 00:45:24,512
And why would you want a regular rock?

769
00:45:25,472 --> 00:45:27,724
To have. For luck maybe.

770
00:45:27,808 --> 00:45:28,891
A lucky rock.

771
00:45:28,976 --> 00:45:30,393
- Yeah.
- Let me see it.

772
00:45:36,233 --> 00:45:37,358
[sighs]

773
00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:43,698
Mm-mm.

774
00:45:45,492 --> 00:45:46,909
Take it back and pay for it.

775
00:45:48,245 --> 00:45:49,746
[mutters in Italian]

776
00:45:49,830 --> 00:45:51,122
I told you that kraut was a snake.

777
00:45:51,206 --> 00:45:53,499
Rats me out for something
I didn't even do!

778
00:45:54,042 --> 00:45:55,501
Pay for the stone, Tony.
You'll feel better.

779
00:45:55,586 --> 00:46:00,214
I feel fine. And I ain't paying
for no regular rock I found in the dirt.

780
00:46:01,216 --> 00:46:03,301
Do not drive, Mr. Vallelonga.

781
00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:05,762
[sighs]

782
00:46:07,264 --> 00:46:08,473
Put it back.

783
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:31,954
[engine starts]

784
00:46:32,748 --> 00:46:34,457
- Feel better?
- No.

785
00:46:35,626 --> 00:46:37,794
If you'd like, Tony,
I'd happily buy you the stone.

786
00:46:38,212 --> 00:46:40,838
Don't bother.
You took all the fun out of it.

787
00:46:50,390 --> 00:46:52,683
[cello playing minor-key classical music]

788
00:47:18,252 --> 00:47:19,669
Excuse me. Sir.

789
00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:23,089
- I'm with the band.
- You're all set up.

790
00:47:24,007 --> 00:47:25,591
This isn't the piano, right?

791
00:47:25,676 --> 00:47:26,551
That's it.

792
00:47:27,094 --> 00:47:28,261
It ain't a Steinway.

793
00:47:29,388 --> 00:47:30,263
So what?

794
00:47:30,347 --> 00:47:33,224
Dr. Shirley only plays
on Steinway grand pianos.

795
00:47:33,308 --> 00:47:34,934
It's in his written contract.

796
00:47:35,018 --> 00:47:36,435
Who's Dr. Shirley?

797
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:40,606
Dr. Shirley. The Don Shirley Trio.
They're playing tonight.

798
00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:41,899
Does it really matter?

799
00:47:42,317 --> 00:47:44,527
Yeah, it does. It's in his contract.

800
00:47:46,822 --> 00:47:47,947
[chuckles] Come on, man.

801
00:47:48,031 --> 00:47:50,449
These coons can play on anything
you put in front of 'em.

802
00:47:54,663 --> 00:47:56,247
But it's a piece of shit.

803
00:47:56,331 --> 00:47:57,874
And there's garbage in there.

804
00:47:58,292 --> 00:47:59,166
So take it out.

805
00:48:00,252 --> 00:48:01,252
What'd you say?

806
00:48:03,213 --> 00:48:04,046
You heard me.

807
00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:11,888
Hey. You got two, three hours.
Just get a clean Steinway in here.

808
00:48:11,972 --> 00:48:14,807
- There ain't a Steinway on campus.
- Not my problem.

809
00:48:15,809 --> 00:48:18,019
I bet there's not two Steinways
in the whole state of Indiana.

810
00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:20,605
I guess you'd better move your ass, then.

811
00:48:20,689 --> 00:48:22,732
Who you think you're talking to,
greaseball?

812
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:26,652
[whimpering]

813
00:48:27,404 --> 00:48:29,906
[trio playing "Happy Talk"]

814
00:48:52,679 --> 00:48:54,096
[Tony's voice] Dear Dolores,

815
00:48:54,181 --> 00:48:57,850
<i>this morning I had steak and eggs
for breakfast.</i>

816
00:48:57,935 --> 00:49:01,395
<i>The band has been playing
at very ritzy joints.</i>

817
00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:04,398
<i>Dr. Shirley and I
are getting along pretty good.</i>

818
00:49:04,483 --> 00:49:06,525
<i>But sometimes I think he gets sad,</i>

819
00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:08,694
<i>and that's why he drinks too much.</i>

820
00:49:09,404 --> 00:49:12,698
<i>I never knew how very beautiful
this country was.</i>

821
00:49:12,783 --> 00:49:14,784
<i>Now that I'm seeing it, I know.</i>

822
00:49:15,243 --> 00:49:19,789
<i>You won't believe how beautiful nature is.
It is as beautiful as they say.</i>

823
00:49:20,290 --> 00:49:23,960
<i>And the traffic out here in the country
is nothing, which is fine by me.</i>

824
00:49:24,962 --> 00:49:27,630
<i>Right now I'm eating spaghetti
and meatballs in a diner</i>

825
00:49:27,714 --> 00:49:30,424
<i>that tastes like ketchup
on Chinese noodles.</i>

826
00:49:31,093 --> 00:49:32,677
<i>We are heading down south now.</i>

827
00:49:32,761 --> 00:49:35,846
<i>I will write you another letter
when we get down south.</i>

828
00:49:35,931 --> 00:49:38,641
<i>I love you. Your husband, Tony.</i>

829
00:49:38,725 --> 00:49:40,685
<i>PS. Kiss the kids for me.</i>

830
00:49:40,769 --> 00:49:42,561
[audience applauding]

831
00:49:43,897 --> 00:49:46,983
[radio: rock and roll]

832
00:49:49,403 --> 00:49:50,903
Got any family, Doc?

833
00:49:51,363 --> 00:49:52,446
Not really.

834
00:49:52,531 --> 00:49:55,241
Not really? Either you do or you don't.

835
00:49:56,827 --> 00:49:58,452
It's a long story, Tony.

836
00:49:59,121 --> 00:50:00,454
What, we're in a hurry now?

837
00:50:01,999 --> 00:50:02,873
[turns down music]

838
00:50:02,958 --> 00:50:03,874
Let's hear it.

839
00:50:05,419 --> 00:50:07,086
I have a brother somewhere.

840
00:50:08,296 --> 00:50:10,089
We used to get together once in a while,

841
00:50:10,173 --> 00:50:12,800
but it got more and more difficult
to stay in touch.

842
00:50:13,552 --> 00:50:15,678
Curse of being a musician, I guess.

843
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:18,180
Always on the road.

844
00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:20,725
Like a carnival worker.

845
00:50:20,809 --> 00:50:22,810
- Hmm.
- Or a criminal.

846
00:50:23,645 --> 00:50:25,730
Took quite the toll
on my marriage as well.

847
00:50:26,148 --> 00:50:27,940
- You're married?
- Was.

848
00:50:28,025 --> 00:50:29,275
June.

849
00:50:30,694 --> 00:50:34,030
Good person.
Terrible grammar, but a kind soul.

850
00:50:34,573 --> 00:50:35,781
You'd quite like her.

851
00:50:35,866 --> 00:50:39,076
June. Like, uh... like Lassie's mom.

852
00:50:41,621 --> 00:50:45,750
Unfortunately, I couldn't do a husband act
and a concert pianist act.

853
00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:49,295
Couldn't seem to manage both worlds.

854
00:50:52,007 --> 00:50:53,174
[Tony] Kentucky fried chicken!

855
00:50:53,717 --> 00:50:56,761
In Kentucky!
When's that ever gonna happen?

856
00:51:06,688 --> 00:51:07,730
[chuckles]

857
00:51:08,732 --> 00:51:09,732
All right!

858
00:51:11,568 --> 00:51:12,777
Hey, you want some?

859
00:51:12,861 --> 00:51:15,112
- I'm fine. Thank you, Tony.
- All right.

860
00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:22,411
Mmm. I think this is the best
Kentucky fried chicken I ever had.

861
00:51:23,121 --> 00:51:24,872
Probably 'cause it's fresher down here,
right?

862
00:51:24,956 --> 00:51:27,333
I don't think I've ever met anyone
with your appetite.

863
00:51:27,417 --> 00:51:30,169
No. I got the bucket
so you could have some.

864
00:51:30,253 --> 00:51:32,838
I've never had fried chicken in my life.

865
00:51:33,548 --> 00:51:34,673
Who you bullshitting?

866
00:51:35,050 --> 00:51:38,594
You people love the fried chicken,
the grits, and the collard greens.

867
00:51:39,304 --> 00:51:40,179
I love it, too.

868
00:51:40,263 --> 00:51:43,349
Negro cooks used to make it all the time
when I was in the army.

869
00:51:43,433 --> 00:51:45,768
You have a very narrow assessment of me,
Tony.

870
00:51:46,103 --> 00:51:47,978
Yeah, right? I'm good.

871
00:51:48,605 --> 00:51:51,023
No. No, you're not good. You're bad.

872
00:51:51,608 --> 00:51:54,527
I'm saying, just because other Negroes
enjoy certain types of music,

873
00:51:54,611 --> 00:51:55,861
it doesn't mean I have to.

874
00:51:55,946 --> 00:51:59,615
- Nor do we all eat the same kind of food.
- Whoa. Wait a minute.

875
00:52:00,033 --> 00:52:03,452
If you said all guineas like pizza
and spaghetti and meatballs,

876
00:52:03,537 --> 00:52:04,620
I'm not gonna get insulted.

877
00:52:04,704 --> 00:52:06,080
You're missing the point.

878
00:52:06,164 --> 00:52:08,082
For you to make the assumption
that every Negro...

879
00:52:08,166 --> 00:52:09,792
- Hey, you want some or not?
- No.

880
00:52:10,293 --> 00:52:11,293
Here. Come on.

881
00:52:11,795 --> 00:52:13,379
- Tell me that don't smell good.
- It...

882
00:52:13,463 --> 00:52:15,256
- Huh?
- It smells okay.

883
00:52:15,340 --> 00:52:18,467
I prefer not to get grease on my blanket.

884
00:52:18,552 --> 00:52:21,387
Ooh, I'm gonna get grease on my blankey!

885
00:52:21,471 --> 00:52:23,097
Come on, have a piece.
It ain't gonna kill you.

886
00:52:23,181 --> 00:52:24,473
- Come on, take it, eat it.
- No.

887
00:52:24,558 --> 00:52:26,684
Take it. I'm throwing it in the back.

888
00:52:26,768 --> 00:52:28,853
- You... Don't you dare.
- Then you better take it.

889
00:52:28,937 --> 00:52:31,480
How? Do you have plates or utensils?

890
00:52:31,565 --> 00:52:33,232
Baffangul! Eat it with your hands!

891
00:52:33,316 --> 00:52:34,942
- That's how you're supposed to.
- I can't do that.

892
00:52:35,026 --> 00:52:37,820
Eat it. Come on. Take it. I gotta drive.
10:00 and 2:00 on the wheel.

893
00:52:37,904 --> 00:52:39,238
- Come on. Take it, take it, take it.
- Tony...

894
00:52:39,322 --> 00:52:40,322
- [Donald groans]
- Come on, come on.

895
00:52:41,116 --> 00:52:42,158
There you go.

896
00:52:43,118 --> 00:52:44,118
Huh?

897
00:52:44,911 --> 00:52:46,245
I... I can't do this, Tony.

898
00:52:46,329 --> 00:52:48,289
Eat the goddamn thing!

899
00:52:49,249 --> 00:52:50,249
Jesus.

900
00:53:00,594 --> 00:53:01,802
What, no good?

901
00:53:02,304 --> 00:53:03,095
Mmm.

902
00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:06,098
["Go to the Mardi Gras"
by Professor Longhair playing]

903
00:53:07,934 --> 00:53:09,226
It just seems...

904
00:53:10,979 --> 00:53:12,938
so un... unsanitary.

905
00:53:13,023 --> 00:53:14,273
Who gives a shit?

906
00:53:14,858 --> 00:53:16,358
Just relax and enjoy it.

907
00:53:17,027 --> 00:53:19,069
You know, my father used to say...

908
00:53:20,363 --> 00:53:22,615
"Whatever you do,
do it a hundred percent. "

909
00:53:23,074 --> 00:53:25,868
When you work, work.
When you laugh, laugh.

910
00:53:25,952 --> 00:53:28,537
When you eat,
eat like it's your last meal.

911
00:53:29,539 --> 00:53:32,541
You want another piece?
Here. Have a breast.

912
00:53:32,959 --> 00:53:33,834
Delicious.

913
00:53:35,128 --> 00:53:36,503
Take it. Here you go.

914
00:53:37,547 --> 00:53:39,048
What do we do about the bones?

915
00:53:42,260 --> 00:53:43,135
We do this.

916
00:53:45,347 --> 00:53:46,430
This is what we do.

917
00:53:54,731 --> 00:53:55,689
There you go.

918
00:53:55,774 --> 00:53:57,024
[both laughing]

919
00:54:06,826 --> 00:54:09,787
[Tony] What's the big deal, Doc?
The squirrels would've ate it anyway.

920
00:54:09,871 --> 00:54:10,704
[Donald] Pick it up, Tony.

921
00:54:10,789 --> 00:54:12,122
[Tony] Nature takes care of the earth.

922
00:54:12,207 --> 00:54:13,999
- Pick it up.
- Ah, jeez.

923
00:54:26,179 --> 00:54:27,513
[Tony sighs]

924
00:54:27,597 --> 00:54:29,056
[people chattering]

925
00:54:29,140 --> 00:54:30,099
[door slams]

926
00:54:34,771 --> 00:54:36,105
[train whistle blowing in distance]

927
00:54:36,856 --> 00:54:38,232
[cat meows]

928
00:54:48,118 --> 00:54:49,285
This can't be right.

929
00:54:52,372 --> 00:54:56,166
It says right here,
"Cozy as your own home. "

930
00:54:57,711 --> 00:54:59,295
Place looks like my ass.

931
00:54:59,879 --> 00:55:01,046
This is the place.

932
00:55:01,631 --> 00:55:02,798
[cat growls]

933
00:55:05,010 --> 00:55:06,218
[sighs heavily]

934
00:55:07,846 --> 00:55:09,179
The square one, please.

935
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:12,641
- Just this one?
- Thank you.

936
00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:19,690
Hey, uh, if you need anything,

937
00:55:19,774 --> 00:55:21,650
I'll be right up the street
at the Easton Inn.

938
00:55:22,694 --> 00:55:23,652
Thank you, Tony.

939
00:55:24,112 --> 00:55:25,821
[radio playing popular tune]

940
00:55:26,489 --> 00:55:27,614
[dog barks]

941
00:55:28,533 --> 00:55:29,783
Hey, Floyd, we ready.

942
00:55:29,868 --> 00:55:32,536
I told you I can't play. My shoulder.

943
00:55:32,620 --> 00:55:34,163
You and that damn shoulder.

944
00:55:35,999 --> 00:55:39,126
Hey! Hey, fancy-pants. You want to play?

945
00:55:40,170 --> 00:55:41,086
I beg your pardon?

946
00:55:41,171 --> 00:55:43,005
Come on, brother. We short a man.

947
00:55:44,215 --> 00:55:45,716
Oh, I'd rather not.

948
00:55:46,801 --> 00:55:48,594
What, you too high and mighty?

949
00:55:48,678 --> 00:55:50,679
[man 2]
No, no, let him alone. Let him alone.

950
00:55:50,764 --> 00:55:53,557
He just afraid of getting
that butler uniform a little dusty.

951
00:55:53,975 --> 00:55:54,933
Mm.

952
00:55:56,144 --> 00:55:57,353
I'm just, um...

953
00:55:58,688 --> 00:56:00,356
I'm on my way to meet a friend.

954
00:56:01,649 --> 00:56:03,317
Yeah, well, thanks for nothing.

955
00:56:05,403 --> 00:56:07,613
- [men laughing]
- Floyd, come on, man.

956
00:56:07,697 --> 00:56:09,698
Shut your ass up, man, and leave me alone!

957
00:56:20,043 --> 00:56:21,168
[sighs]

958
00:56:25,465 --> 00:56:26,757
[sighs]

959
00:56:39,437 --> 00:56:40,312
Mmm.

960
00:56:42,190 --> 00:56:43,148
Eh.

961
00:56:44,692 --> 00:56:47,569
"Vacation without aggravation. "

962
00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:51,031
Hmm.

963
00:56:57,247 --> 00:57:00,666
"Delightful dinners
for particular people. "

964
00:57:00,750 --> 00:57:01,875
[loud knocking at door]

965
00:57:02,919 --> 00:57:04,503
- Yeah?
- Get up. It's George.

966
00:57:04,587 --> 00:57:05,754
[panting] Get up.

967
00:57:07,006 --> 00:57:09,133
Tony, come on. Hurry up.

968
00:57:10,969 --> 00:57:12,261
Dr. Shirley's in trouble.

969
00:57:12,679 --> 00:57:14,513
I went out for a drink,
I walk into this bar,

970
00:57:14,597 --> 00:57:16,348
and Dr. Shirley's in there
getting bounced around.

971
00:57:16,891 --> 00:57:18,851
I didn't want to leave him,
but I didn't know what to do.

972
00:57:19,269 --> 00:57:20,686
Who let him out of his cage?

973
00:57:20,770 --> 00:57:22,563
And they put that little tie on him, too.

974
00:57:22,647 --> 00:57:23,856
- Why you all dressed up?
- Yeah.

975
00:57:23,940 --> 00:57:25,941
- [grunting, laughter]
- [door opens]

976
00:57:26,025 --> 00:57:27,568
Get your hands off him.

977
00:57:30,572 --> 00:57:33,198
What in the good goddamn we got here,
fellas?

978
00:57:33,283 --> 00:57:36,368
Hand him over. We walk out.
Won't be a problem.

979
00:57:36,744 --> 00:57:38,954
I just wanted a drink, Tony.

980
00:57:39,038 --> 00:57:40,622
Hey, I told you we'll leave.

981
00:57:41,291 --> 00:57:43,876
- Not a big deal. Come on.
- He ain't going nowhere.

982
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:45,878
We need a Brillo Pad
to wash these dishes with.

983
00:57:45,962 --> 00:57:47,671
- [Tony] Listen, assholes.
- [laughter]

984
00:57:47,755 --> 00:57:50,174
Do yourselves a favor and let him go.

985
00:57:51,092 --> 00:57:52,092
Now!

986
00:57:54,304 --> 00:57:55,637
Say it nice.

987
00:57:56,806 --> 00:57:58,223
I just said it nice.

988
00:57:58,975 --> 00:58:01,977
This boy is gonna get
what he's got coming to him.

989
00:58:02,854 --> 00:58:04,104
[click]

990
00:58:04,189 --> 00:58:07,441
And you, you ain't got no say.

991
00:58:10,570 --> 00:58:13,030
Maybe. But whatever happens here,

992
00:58:13,114 --> 00:58:16,825
I'm gonna put a bullet
right in the middle of your thick skull.

993
00:58:18,328 --> 00:58:21,663
He ain't got no gun, Ray.
He's full of shit.

994
00:58:22,916 --> 00:58:24,041
What if he ain't?

995
00:58:28,379 --> 00:58:29,838
Well, I sure ain't.

996
00:58:31,090 --> 00:58:34,301
And I ain't about to let this come to pass
in my place.

997
00:58:37,347 --> 00:58:39,848
Let the spook go. Let him go.

998
00:58:40,934 --> 00:58:41,767
Come on.

999
00:58:43,478 --> 00:58:44,436
Get him out of here.

1000
00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:48,232
I want these Yankees off of my property.

1001
00:58:48,942 --> 00:58:50,776
- Go on.
- Go on, George. Go. Go.

1002
00:58:50,860 --> 00:58:51,902
[George] I got you, Doc.

1003
00:58:55,365 --> 00:58:56,490
[bartender] Go on.

1004
00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:04,623
You out of your mind?

1005
00:59:04,707 --> 00:59:08,126
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to put you in that position.

1006
00:59:09,087 --> 00:59:10,254
Wait, wait, wait.

1007
00:59:10,713 --> 00:59:12,005
Are you gonna throw up again?

1008
00:59:12,090 --> 00:59:13,298
[groans]

1009
00:59:14,884 --> 00:59:15,926
I'm okay.

1010
00:59:16,469 --> 00:59:18,262
Honest to God, Doc,
I don't understand you.

1011
00:59:19,013 --> 00:59:20,806
You could have drunk here.
You got a whole bottle.

1012
00:59:21,474 --> 00:59:23,016
I just needed some air.

1013
00:59:23,101 --> 00:59:25,435
Air? Do you know where you are?

1014
00:59:27,063 --> 00:59:28,897
Does geography really matter?

1015
00:59:30,358 --> 00:59:31,191
What?

1016
00:59:31,776 --> 00:59:34,611
If I was in a bar in your neighborhood,

1017
00:59:34,696 --> 00:59:38,365
would the conversation be any different?

1018
00:59:40,868 --> 00:59:43,078
From now on,
you don't go nowhere without me.

1019
00:59:43,788 --> 00:59:44,913
Nowhere!

1020
00:59:45,915 --> 00:59:47,749
- Got it?
- I understand.

1021
00:59:49,669 --> 00:59:50,669
Where's your room?

1022
00:59:51,254 --> 00:59:52,129
Tony.

1023
00:59:53,256 --> 00:59:54,131
What?

1024
00:59:55,425 --> 00:59:57,217
Do you really have a gun?

1025
00:59:57,677 --> 00:59:59,136
Of course not.

1026
01:00:00,138 --> 01:00:02,931
Doc, where's your goddamn room?

1027
01:00:06,936 --> 01:00:08,061
- Come on.
- There it is.

1028
01:00:08,146 --> 01:00:09,021
Over there?

1029
01:00:09,772 --> 01:00:10,897
You gotta get to bed, Doc.

1030
01:00:10,982 --> 01:00:12,691
You got a big show tomorrow night.
Come on.

1031
01:00:13,735 --> 01:00:15,611
[playing "Lullaby of Birdland"]

1032
01:00:29,250 --> 01:00:31,460
[cheering, applauding]

1033
01:00:33,713 --> 01:00:34,880
[Donald] Thank you.

1034
01:00:35,298 --> 01:00:36,298
Louisville.

1035
01:00:36,841 --> 01:00:38,759
Thank you for your warm hospitality.

1036
01:00:39,510 --> 01:00:41,845
[cheering, applause continue]

1037
01:00:44,140 --> 01:00:46,683
Thank you. Thank you.

1038
01:00:54,442 --> 01:00:56,401
Don't be lazy, Tony. Enunciate.

1039
01:00:56,486 --> 01:00:58,654
- I am.
- Betty bought a bit of better butter

1040
01:00:58,738 --> 01:01:00,572
- to make the bitter butter better.
- Betty bought...

1041
01:01:00,657 --> 01:01:03,992
B- Bought...
Betty bought butta-er... butta...

1042
01:01:04,077 --> 01:01:06,536
Who says that? Butta-er.

1043
01:01:06,621 --> 01:01:09,247
[Donald] You have to start somewhere,
Tony. A singer does vocal exercises.

1044
01:01:09,332 --> 01:01:11,249
An athlete warms up before they rehearse.

1045
01:01:11,334 --> 01:01:13,168
[Tony] Athletes practice.
They don't rehearse.

1046
01:01:13,252 --> 01:01:14,461
[loud clank, steam hissing]

1047
01:01:14,545 --> 01:01:17,631
Ah, shit.

1048
01:01:21,594 --> 01:01:22,427
[sighs]

1049
01:01:22,512 --> 01:01:24,554
[steam hissing]

1050
01:01:29,852 --> 01:01:31,103
[Tony sighs]

1051
01:01:40,446 --> 01:01:41,697
[sighs]

1052
01:02:16,065 --> 01:02:17,065
[trunk closes]

1053
01:02:42,258 --> 01:02:47,512
Ladies and gentlemen,
a very special guest from the far north,

1054
01:02:47,597 --> 01:02:49,097
Don Shirley.

1055
01:02:49,182 --> 01:02:50,432
[applause]

1056
01:02:53,102 --> 01:02:56,813
Accompanying Mr. Shirley,
the members of his trio,

1057
01:02:56,898 --> 01:03:00,275
Oleg Malacovich, George Dyer,

1058
01:03:00,359 --> 01:03:03,111
and his associate Tony Valle...

1059
01:03:03,196 --> 01:03:05,280
Valle... Vallelong-longia.

1060
01:03:05,740 --> 01:03:07,032
[light laughter, applause]

1061
01:03:11,454 --> 01:03:13,205
Oh, this is my lovely wife, Margaret.

1062
01:03:13,289 --> 01:03:15,999
If you gentlemen don't mind,
we're going to steal Donnie away

1063
01:03:16,083 --> 01:03:17,751
for some, uh, introductions.

1064
01:03:19,962 --> 01:03:22,380
I'd like you all to meet Don Shirley.

1065
01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:24,925
[George] Yeah. I'll take one.

1066
01:03:25,009 --> 01:03:27,344
- What's that?
- A pimento-and-cheese sandwich, sir.

1067
01:03:27,804 --> 01:03:29,012
Yeah, I'll try one of them.

1068
01:03:32,058 --> 01:03:32,891
Oof.

1069
01:03:32,975 --> 01:03:33,975
[groans]

1070
01:03:40,483 --> 01:03:41,316
Sorry. Not for me.

1071
01:03:46,614 --> 01:03:48,406
- [clinking]
- [quiet chatter]

1072
01:03:49,992 --> 01:03:54,162
Earlier this week, we asked our help
what Mr. Shirley might like for supper.

1073
01:03:54,580 --> 01:03:58,250
So the boys in the kitchen whipped up
a special menu in honor of our guest.

1074
01:03:58,709 --> 01:03:59,626
Gentlemen.

1075
01:04:00,670 --> 01:04:02,420
Home-cooked fried chicken.

1076
01:04:02,505 --> 01:04:04,005
[applause, murmuring]

1077
01:04:09,512 --> 01:04:10,637
There we go.

1078
01:04:11,013 --> 01:04:12,931
Bring it in. Serve it up hot.

1079
01:04:13,015 --> 01:04:15,100
[playing "Water Boy"]

1080
01:04:38,082 --> 01:04:39,207
[song ends]

1081
01:04:42,712 --> 01:04:45,547
Thank you. Thank you.

1082
01:04:47,258 --> 01:04:49,217
We'll return after a brief intermission.

1083
01:04:52,388 --> 01:04:53,471
Excuse me, Don.

1084
01:04:54,348 --> 01:04:56,600
- Lovely work in there.
- Why, thank you.

1085
01:04:56,684 --> 01:04:58,310
Uh, are you looking for the commode?

1086
01:04:58,394 --> 01:04:59,853
- Yes. I...
- Yeah, here. Let me help you.

1087
01:04:59,937 --> 01:05:02,230
It's right out there before that pine.

1088
01:05:07,904 --> 01:05:09,446
I'd prefer not to use that.

1089
01:05:09,530 --> 01:05:12,741
Well, don't be silly, Don.
It looks a lot worse from the outside.

1090
01:05:13,284 --> 01:05:15,493
And I suppose you'd know from experience.

1091
01:05:15,578 --> 01:05:17,412
Well, I've never had any complaints.

1092
01:05:21,834 --> 01:05:25,045
Well, I could return to my motel
and use the facilities there...

1093
01:05:26,464 --> 01:05:28,548
but that would take
at least a half an hour.

1094
01:05:32,762 --> 01:05:34,095
We don't mind waiting.

1095
01:05:36,599 --> 01:05:39,100
Why don't I just pull over?
You can piss in the woods.

1096
01:05:39,602 --> 01:05:41,061
Animals go in the woods.

1097
01:05:41,145 --> 01:05:43,855
It's gonna be at least 20 minutes
I gotta go all the way back to your motel.

1098
01:05:43,940 --> 01:05:46,733
So let's just get there
so I can go back and finish the show.

1099
01:05:46,817 --> 01:05:49,736
[sighs] See, that's the difference
between you and me.

1100
01:05:49,820 --> 01:05:51,196
I'd have zero problem going in the woods.

1101
01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:52,280
I'm well aware.

1102
01:05:53,491 --> 01:05:56,368
What are you sore at me for?
I don't make the rules down here.

1103
01:05:56,452 --> 01:05:59,287
No? Then who does?

1104
01:06:00,456 --> 01:06:04,292
Oh. You're saying
just 'cause I'm white and they're white?

1105
01:06:05,002 --> 01:06:07,295
You know, that's a very prejudiced thing
you just said there.

1106
01:06:07,380 --> 01:06:09,005
A very prejudiced thing.

1107
01:06:09,090 --> 01:06:11,883
I got more in common with the hymies
at Second Avenue Deli

1108
01:06:11,968 --> 01:06:13,969
than I do with these hillbilly pricks
down here.

1109
01:06:14,053 --> 01:06:15,220
Eyes on the road.

1110
01:06:15,304 --> 01:06:17,847
You always say that
when you don't like what I'm saying.

1111
01:06:17,932 --> 01:06:19,349
Eyes on the road.

1112
01:06:21,477 --> 01:06:22,811
[quiet chatter, laughing]

1113
01:06:23,980 --> 01:06:25,188
I don't get it.

1114
01:06:25,272 --> 01:06:28,024
How does he smile
and shake their hands like that?

1115
01:06:28,859 --> 01:06:32,821
They try to pull that outhouse shit on me,
I'd piss right on the living room floor.

1116
01:06:34,657 --> 01:06:35,949
Don't... Don't do that.

1117
01:06:38,369 --> 01:06:40,745
We have many concert dates left.

1118
01:06:43,290 --> 01:06:44,916
Yeah? So?

1119
01:06:45,501 --> 01:06:48,086
You realize we're contractually obliged
to perform them?

1120
01:06:49,797 --> 01:06:52,590
Of course I do.
You don't play, we don't get paid.

1121
01:06:53,509 --> 01:06:54,384
What's your point?

1122
01:06:54,844 --> 01:06:57,679
Ugly circumstances
are going to happen again,

1123
01:06:58,389 --> 01:06:59,889
so control yourself.

1124
01:07:00,725 --> 01:07:02,517
Don't lecture me, you rat.

1125
01:07:05,563 --> 01:07:07,355
Dr. Shirley could have stayed up north

1126
01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:11,109
getting rear end kissed at Park Avenue
parties for three times money.

1127
01:07:11,736 --> 01:07:13,778
But he ask for this.

1128
01:07:13,863 --> 01:07:15,280
[chattering continues]

1129
01:07:18,826 --> 01:07:19,659
Why?

1130
01:07:39,555 --> 01:07:41,347
What on God's green earth are you doing?

1131
01:07:42,224 --> 01:07:43,141
A letter.

1132
01:07:43,809 --> 01:07:45,727
Looks more like a piecemeal ransom note.

1133
01:07:47,063 --> 01:07:48,104
May I?

1134
01:07:55,780 --> 01:07:57,739
"Dear Dolores. "

1135
01:07:58,240 --> 01:07:59,324
D- E-A-R.

1136
01:07:59,408 --> 01:08:00,658
This is an animal.

1137
01:08:00,743 --> 01:08:04,871
"I'm meeting all
the highly leading citizens of the town.

1138
01:08:06,207 --> 01:08:09,167
People that use big words, all of them.

1139
01:08:09,627 --> 01:08:12,087
But you know me. I get by.

1140
01:08:12,505 --> 01:08:13,755
I'm a good bullshitter. "

1141
01:08:14,381 --> 01:08:15,757
Two T's in "bullshitter. "

1142
01:08:17,093 --> 01:08:20,428
"As I'm writing this letter,
I'm eating potato chips,

1143
01:08:20,930 --> 01:08:23,890
and I'm starting to get thirsty.

1144
01:08:24,767 --> 01:08:27,936
I washed my socks
and dried them on the TV.

1145
01:08:28,687 --> 01:08:31,064
I should have brung the iron. "

1146
01:08:31,148 --> 01:08:32,565
You know this is pathetic, right?

1147
01:08:34,110 --> 01:08:35,318
Tell me what you're trying to say.

1148
01:08:36,195 --> 01:08:37,112
I don't know.

1149
01:08:38,405 --> 01:08:40,198
You know, I miss her and shit.

1150
01:08:40,282 --> 01:08:41,449
Then say that.

1151
01:08:42,284 --> 01:08:44,911
But do it in a manner
that no one else has ever done it before.

1152
01:08:45,621 --> 01:08:46,955
And without the profanity.

1153
01:08:48,207 --> 01:08:49,666
Something like, uh...

1154
01:08:50,751 --> 01:08:51,793
Put this down.

1155
01:08:54,922 --> 01:08:56,047
Dear Dolores.

1156
01:08:56,132 --> 01:08:57,507
Hold on. I'll start a new one.

1157
01:08:58,592 --> 01:09:01,344
D- E-A-R Dolores.

1158
01:09:03,806 --> 01:09:05,181
When I think of you...

1159
01:09:06,976 --> 01:09:10,770
I'm reminded
of the beautiful plains of Iowa.

1160
01:09:11,272 --> 01:09:12,438
What planes?

1161
01:09:13,065 --> 01:09:14,482
The plains.

1162
01:09:15,109 --> 01:09:17,694
P- L-A-I-N-S. Those big fields we saw.

1163
01:09:17,778 --> 01:09:19,821
Oh. Yeah, those were nice.

1164
01:09:20,406 --> 01:09:21,364
Plains.

1165
01:09:22,491 --> 01:09:25,577
Which is what they call

1166
01:09:25,995 --> 01:09:29,164
big fields around here.

1167
01:09:29,540 --> 01:09:30,874
Tony, no expounding.

1168
01:09:31,667 --> 01:09:33,209
- No what?
- Just write what I say.

1169
01:09:33,794 --> 01:09:34,836
No good.

1170
01:09:35,629 --> 01:09:37,839
The distance between us...

1171
01:09:39,675 --> 01:09:41,217
is breaking my spirit.

1172
01:09:42,803 --> 01:09:44,179
Between us...

1173
01:09:45,097 --> 01:09:48,975
My time and experiences without you
are meaningless to me.

1174
01:09:53,522 --> 01:09:56,858
Falling in love with you
was the easiest thing I've ever done.

1175
01:09:57,610 --> 01:10:02,030
Falling... in love... with you...

1176
01:10:02,531 --> 01:10:04,574
This is very fucking romantic.

1177
01:10:05,326 --> 01:10:08,161
<i>[Tony's voice]... was the easiest thing
I have ever done.</i>

1178
01:10:08,746 --> 01:10:10,955
<i>Nothing matters to me but you,</i>

1179
01:10:11,749 --> 01:10:14,792
<i>and every day I'm alive,
I'm aware of this.</i>

1180
01:10:15,377 --> 01:10:19,047
<i>I loved you the day I met you,
I love you today,</i>

1181
01:10:19,548 --> 01:10:22,300
<i>and I will love you the rest of my life.</i>

1182
01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:27,805
So, can I put, uh, "PS. Kiss the kids"?

1183
01:10:27,890 --> 01:10:28,890
A PS?

1184
01:10:29,516 --> 01:10:30,558
Yeah, like, at the end.

1185
01:10:32,061 --> 01:10:35,605
That's like clanging a cowbell
at the end of Shostakovich's Seventh.

1186
01:10:37,608 --> 01:10:39,150
Right. And that's good?

1187
01:10:41,070 --> 01:10:42,237
It's perfect, Tony.

1188
01:10:46,450 --> 01:10:49,244
[Tony] Everybody talks
about Willie Mays, 1954.

1189
01:10:49,328 --> 01:10:51,663
It wasn't even the greatest catch
in the Polo Grounds.

1190
01:10:51,747 --> 01:10:55,917
That was Joe DiMaggio, 1936,
second game of the World Series.

1191
01:10:56,252 --> 01:10:58,711
Final out, 500 feet...

1192
01:11:02,591 --> 01:11:03,675
You like that, Doc?

1193
01:11:03,759 --> 01:11:05,134
That's a handsome suit.

1194
01:11:05,219 --> 01:11:06,636
- Sharp.
- Mm-hmm.

1195
01:11:07,429 --> 01:11:09,013
Guy looks just like you.

1196
01:11:10,266 --> 01:11:11,432
He does?

1197
01:11:13,269 --> 01:11:15,436
Well, size-wise. Yeah.

1198
01:11:16,397 --> 01:11:17,522
[Donald chuckles]

1199
01:11:17,606 --> 01:11:19,107
It is about a 42.

1200
01:11:20,401 --> 01:11:23,152
- Why don't you try it on?
- Hmm.

1201
01:11:23,237 --> 01:11:25,446
What, you gotta wear a tuxedo
on stage every night?

1202
01:11:26,282 --> 01:11:27,865
You could mix it up a little, Doc.

1203
01:11:27,950 --> 01:11:30,493
Come on, let's see how it looks on you.
We got plenty of time.

1204
01:11:30,953 --> 01:11:32,287
[bell jingles]

1205
01:11:34,123 --> 01:11:35,081
I'll be right back.

1206
01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:38,418
- How you doing?
- May I help you, sir?

1207
01:11:38,502 --> 01:11:41,587
Yeah, we want to try on that, uh,
beautiful gray suit in the window.

1208
01:11:41,964 --> 01:11:44,132
- You got it in a 42?
- Of course.

1209
01:11:47,636 --> 01:11:48,553
That's the one.

1210
01:11:48,971 --> 01:11:50,471
Dressing room is in the back, sir.

1211
01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:53,391
Thank you. I'll be just a moment.

1212
01:11:53,475 --> 01:11:56,269
[Tony] Take your time, Doc.
I'll check out some ties for you.

1213
01:11:57,896 --> 01:12:01,733
Uh, excuse me.
Uh, you're not allowed to try that on.

1214
01:12:04,069 --> 01:12:04,986
I beg your pardon?

1215
01:12:05,070 --> 01:12:09,824
Uh, if you'd like to purchase it first,
we'd be happy to tailor it to your needs.

1216
01:12:12,494 --> 01:12:13,369
I see.

1217
01:12:20,169 --> 01:12:22,170
[bell jingles]

1218
01:12:28,177 --> 01:12:31,012
[playing fused classical-jazz]

1219
01:12:56,955 --> 01:12:57,747
[song ends]

1220
01:12:57,831 --> 01:13:00,333
[cheering, applause]

1221
01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:03,878
Ah!

1222
01:13:07,508 --> 01:13:09,967
[phone rings]

1223
01:13:16,266 --> 01:13:17,100
Yeah.

1224
01:13:17,184 --> 01:13:18,810
[man on phone, indistinct]

1225
01:13:18,894 --> 01:13:19,894
That's me.

1226
01:13:31,532 --> 01:13:35,201
Hey, Officer.
I got a call about Dr. Shirley.

1227
01:13:36,078 --> 01:13:36,994
Come on.

1228
01:13:41,959 --> 01:13:43,418
His friend's here.

1229
01:13:45,087 --> 01:13:45,962
Thank you.

1230
01:13:46,588 --> 01:13:47,755
[Tony sighs]

1231
01:13:50,968 --> 01:13:53,052
Get a guy a towel, for Christ's sake.

1232
01:13:53,846 --> 01:13:55,304
- You a lawyer?
- No.

1233
01:13:55,389 --> 01:13:56,347
Well, you should call one.

1234
01:13:56,432 --> 01:13:58,099
- We're taking your auntie in.
- For what?

1235
01:13:58,183 --> 01:14:00,393
Manager caught him and the other guy.

1236
01:14:04,982 --> 01:14:06,732
Well, can we get the cuffs off him,

1237
01:14:06,817 --> 01:14:09,068
let him put his pants on,
we talk about this?

1238
01:14:09,528 --> 01:14:10,695
Sure, we could.

1239
01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:12,238
But we ain't.

1240
01:14:12,614 --> 01:14:16,242
Okay, look,
we're out of here tomorrow morning.

1241
01:14:16,326 --> 01:14:17,452
You'll never see us again.

1242
01:14:17,953 --> 01:14:19,745
There's gotta be something we can do
to work this out.

1243
01:14:21,623 --> 01:14:24,625
What if you let him go
and I give you something to thank you?

1244
01:14:25,127 --> 01:14:27,545
[laughs] You bribing us?

1245
01:14:27,629 --> 01:14:29,505
No. Hell, no.

1246
01:14:29,590 --> 01:14:31,799
A gift. A thank-you.

1247
01:14:32,301 --> 01:14:34,093
[policeman] What kind of thank-you?

1248
01:14:34,970 --> 01:14:36,345
[Tony] Like a...

1249
01:14:36,430 --> 01:14:38,347
You know, donation to the police force.

1250
01:14:38,432 --> 01:14:39,515
Youse guys.

1251
01:14:40,517 --> 01:14:41,434
Whatever you want.

1252
01:14:42,811 --> 01:14:44,145
You like suits?

1253
01:14:44,646 --> 01:14:46,814
I was walking through
your nice town today,

1254
01:14:46,899 --> 01:14:49,150
and I seen a store that was selling suits.

1255
01:14:50,277 --> 01:14:51,569
Primo suits.

1256
01:14:51,653 --> 01:14:54,822
What if, as a thank-you... a donation...

1257
01:14:55,741 --> 01:14:57,033
I buy youse each a suit?

1258
01:14:58,785 --> 01:15:01,829
You get all dressed up,
you take the wife out for dinner.

1259
01:15:02,498 --> 01:15:05,500
I mean, guys like you, you work hard.
You deserve it.

1260
01:15:13,675 --> 01:15:16,260
They were wrong for the way
they treated me, and you rewarded them.

1261
01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:21,140
I was hired to get you
from one show to the next.

1262
01:15:21,225 --> 01:15:23,100
How I do it shouldn't matter to you.

1263
01:15:23,185 --> 01:15:24,769
I just wish you hadn't paid 'em off.

1264
01:15:24,853 --> 01:15:26,187
I did what I had to do.

1265
01:15:27,731 --> 01:15:29,690
You know, if this got out,
it would kill your career.

1266
01:15:29,775 --> 01:15:30,858
Okay, Tony.

1267
01:15:32,194 --> 01:15:34,028
I need you to stop it
with the phony altruism

1268
01:15:34,112 --> 01:15:35,446
and concern for my career.

1269
01:15:36,114 --> 01:15:37,031
What the hell does that mean?

1270
01:15:37,115 --> 01:15:38,991
You were only thinking
about yourself back there

1271
01:15:39,076 --> 01:15:41,827
because you know if I miss a show,
it'll come out of your pocketbook.

1272
01:15:41,912 --> 01:15:45,039
Of course I don't want you to miss a show,
you ungrateful bastard.

1273
01:15:45,123 --> 01:15:46,874
You think I'm doing this for my health?

1274
01:15:47,501 --> 01:15:49,335
Tonight, I saved your ass.

1275
01:15:49,419 --> 01:15:51,587
So show a little appreciation maybe.

1276
01:15:52,089 --> 01:15:54,507
Besides, I told you
never to go nowhere without me!

1277
01:15:56,426 --> 01:15:59,095
I assumed you'd want this
to be the exception.

1278
01:16:12,192 --> 01:16:13,818
[car door opens]

1279
01:16:15,320 --> 01:16:16,153
[door closes]

1280
01:16:34,715 --> 01:16:38,509
Want me to get some makeup or something
for the show tomorrow?

1281
01:16:38,594 --> 01:16:39,969
No, I'm fine.

1282
01:16:40,053 --> 01:16:42,221
You sure? Bruise kind of shows.

1283
01:16:42,306 --> 01:16:43,598
I said I'm fine.

1284
01:16:45,100 --> 01:16:46,017
Okay.

1285
01:16:49,062 --> 01:16:49,937
[door closes]

1286
01:16:54,151 --> 01:16:55,443
[man] He didn't ask me to do that.

1287
01:16:55,527 --> 01:16:57,361
[man 2] I'm telling you,
that's what he told me.

1288
01:16:57,446 --> 01:16:58,613
He didn't ask me.

1289
01:16:58,697 --> 01:17:01,324
Oh. Tony Lip.

1290
01:17:02,034 --> 01:17:04,660
Dominic, Mags.
What the hell you guys doing down here?

1291
01:17:04,745 --> 01:17:05,828
Hey, Brooklyn sent us down.

1292
01:17:05,912 --> 01:17:08,205
- Take care of a few things.
- Yeah.

1293
01:17:10,792 --> 01:17:14,045
[in Italian]

1294
01:17:16,757 --> 01:17:18,382
[laughing]

1295
01:17:42,991 --> 01:17:44,367
I'm working here.

1296
01:17:45,202 --> 01:17:47,370
[in Italian]

1297
01:17:52,959 --> 01:17:55,336
Sorry, Doc.
They're some friends from New York.

1298
01:17:56,338 --> 01:17:58,506
Hey, can you get Dr. Shirley's luggage?

1299
01:17:58,590 --> 01:17:59,507
All right.

1300
01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:27,785
- [chattering]
- [piano: lounge]

1301
01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:34,875
Called his room. Be down in a minute.

1302
01:18:37,921 --> 01:18:38,838
[lock clicks]

1303
01:18:38,922 --> 01:18:40,047
[doorknob jiggles]

1304
01:18:44,678 --> 01:18:46,554
- Hey, Doc.
- Where are you off to?

1305
01:18:49,224 --> 01:18:52,351
I'm just going downstairs.
To have a drink.

1306
01:18:53,687 --> 01:18:55,896
[in Italian]

1307
01:19:03,780 --> 01:19:04,697
Tony.

1308
01:19:05,407 --> 01:19:07,408
I think you're doing a wonderful job.

1309
01:19:09,035 --> 01:19:09,910
So...

1310
01:19:11,413 --> 01:19:14,415
I'd like to formally offer you
the position of my road manager.

1311
01:19:15,083 --> 01:19:18,753
With the title also comes
more responsibility, but...

1312
01:19:20,213 --> 01:19:21,756
that also means a raise in pay.

1313
01:19:22,591 --> 01:19:24,425
No. No.

1314
01:19:24,509 --> 01:19:25,593
No, thanks.

1315
01:19:27,971 --> 01:19:32,057
We agreed on 125 a week, plus expenses.

1316
01:19:32,142 --> 01:19:34,101
That's our deal, right?

1317
01:19:36,104 --> 01:19:38,397
[chuckles] I ain't going nowhere, Doc.

1318
01:19:38,482 --> 01:19:40,107
I was just going down to tell them.

1319
01:19:45,864 --> 01:19:46,989
[chuckles]

1320
01:19:50,952 --> 01:19:51,911
Tony.

1321
01:19:57,334 --> 01:19:59,126
I'm sorry about last night.

1322
01:20:03,215 --> 01:20:04,340
Don't worry about it.

1323
01:20:06,885 --> 01:20:09,887
I've been working nightclubs
in New York City my whole life.

1324
01:20:09,971 --> 01:20:11,430
I know it's a...

1325
01:20:12,682 --> 01:20:14,308
complicated world.

1326
01:20:26,988 --> 01:20:29,240
So, where'd you learn
how to play like that?

1327
01:20:29,324 --> 01:20:30,282
My mother.

1328
01:20:30,742 --> 01:20:32,660
- Your mother? Really?
- Mm-hmm.

1329
01:20:35,121 --> 01:20:37,289
She taught me how to play
on an old spinet.

1330
01:20:38,834 --> 01:20:43,337
Soon as I could walk,
we'd travel around the Florida Panhandle,

1331
01:20:44,005 --> 01:20:46,590
put on my little shows
in parishes and halls.

1332
01:20:47,008 --> 01:20:49,093
Fortunately, a man who had seen me play

1333
01:20:49,511 --> 01:20:52,763
arranged for me to study
at the Leningrad Conservatory of Music.

1334
01:20:53,348 --> 01:20:55,391
I was the first Negro ever accepted there.

1335
01:20:55,851 --> 01:20:58,352
That's where they taught you
all them songs you play?

1336
01:20:58,436 --> 01:21:00,604
Actually,
I was trained to play classical music.

1337
01:21:01,314 --> 01:21:05,442
Brahms, Franz Liszt, Beethoven, Chopin.

1338
01:21:06,736 --> 01:21:08,195
It's all I ever wanted to play.

1339
01:21:09,990 --> 01:21:12,116
But I was persuaded by my record company

1340
01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:14,910
to pursue a career
in popular music instead.

1341
01:21:15,912 --> 01:21:18,789
They insisted that audiences
would never accept a Negro pianist

1342
01:21:18,874 --> 01:21:20,291
on a classical stage.

1343
01:21:21,209 --> 01:21:23,878
Wanted to turn me
into just another colored entertainer.

1344
01:21:25,714 --> 01:21:28,883
You know,
the guy who's smoking while he's playing

1345
01:21:28,967 --> 01:21:31,427
and sets a glass of whiskey on his piano

1346
01:21:31,511 --> 01:21:35,723
and then complains because
he's not respected like Arthur Rubinstein.

1347
01:21:36,308 --> 01:21:41,061
[chuckles] You don't see Arthur Rubinstein
putting a glass of whiskey on his piano.

1348
01:21:43,064 --> 01:21:46,483
I don't know. Personally,
I think if you stuck to the classic stuff,

1349
01:21:46,568 --> 01:21:48,068
it would've been a big mistake.

1350
01:21:48,403 --> 01:21:52,364
A mistake? Performing the music
I trained my entire life to play?

1351
01:21:52,908 --> 01:21:55,075
Trained? What are you, a seal?

1352
01:21:55,577 --> 01:21:57,077
People love what you do.

1353
01:21:57,162 --> 01:22:00,497
Anyone could sound like Beethoven
or "Joe Pan"

1354
01:22:00,582 --> 01:22:02,124
or them other guys you said.

1355
01:22:02,208 --> 01:22:05,669
But your music, what you do...

1356
01:22:08,214 --> 01:22:09,423
only you can do that.

1357
01:22:12,677 --> 01:22:13,844
Thank you, Tony.

1358
01:22:18,892 --> 01:22:20,684
But not everyone can play Chopin.

1359
01:22:22,896 --> 01:22:24,021
Not like I can.

1360
01:22:25,774 --> 01:22:28,442
["I Love My Baby"
by the Riff Raffs playing]

1361
01:22:28,526 --> 01:22:30,945
<i>[Donald] The trees have shed
their leafy clothing,</i>

1362
01:22:31,404 --> 01:22:33,822
and their colors have faded
to grays and browns.

1363
01:22:34,366 --> 01:22:38,202
"I saw millions of trees
all dusted with snow,

1364
01:22:38,286 --> 01:22:39,995
just like out of a fairy tale. "

1365
01:22:40,080 --> 01:22:41,997
He's so expressive.

1366
01:22:42,999 --> 01:22:46,669
Got to admit, Lip's letters,
they're not bad.

1367
01:22:46,753 --> 01:22:48,003
Oh, well, it's in the family.

1368
01:22:48,463 --> 01:22:50,714
They say our great-great-great-grandfather

1369
01:22:50,799 --> 01:22:53,050
helped da Vinci with the Sixteen Chapel.

1370
01:22:53,134 --> 01:22:55,552
- You mean Michelangelo.
- Right.

1371
01:22:55,637 --> 01:22:57,888
What does Michelangelo have to do
with writing letters?

1372
01:22:57,973 --> 01:23:00,557
I'm just saying, we're an arty family.

1373
01:23:00,642 --> 01:23:05,062
"I will count the hours,
minutes, and seconds

1374
01:23:05,146 --> 01:23:07,147
until you are in my arms.

1375
01:23:07,232 --> 01:23:09,066
Love you, Tony.

1376
01:23:09,150 --> 01:23:10,651
PS. Kiss the kids. "

1377
01:23:12,153 --> 01:23:13,654
- John!
- Yeah?

1378
01:23:14,656 --> 01:23:15,823
I want a letter.

1379
01:23:16,491 --> 01:23:17,992
Yeah, soon as you make a meal.

1380
01:23:18,076 --> 01:23:19,201
[laughing]

1381
01:23:19,285 --> 01:23:21,954
[piano: up-tempo jazz]

1382
01:23:29,087 --> 01:23:31,338
[laughing]

1383
01:23:32,257 --> 01:23:35,217
- [chattering]
- Eyes forward, Tony.

1384
01:23:36,094 --> 01:23:37,803
[piece continues]

1385
01:23:49,232 --> 01:23:51,734
[no audible dialogue]

1386
01:24:00,702 --> 01:24:01,785
[Donald] Tony.

1387
01:24:01,870 --> 01:24:05,748
All right, everybody.
Let's give our finest Louisiana welcome

1388
01:24:05,832 --> 01:24:08,709
to Don Shirley and the Don Shirley Trio.

1389
01:24:08,793 --> 01:24:10,544
[crowd applauding]

1390
01:24:12,630 --> 01:24:14,882
[piece continues]

1391
01:24:22,182 --> 01:24:23,891
[piece ends]

1392
01:24:27,020 --> 01:24:30,230
[cheering]

1393
01:24:35,528 --> 01:24:37,654
[sighs] Your mother's ass.

1394
01:24:37,739 --> 01:24:41,283
Can't see shit. [grunting]

1395
01:24:47,791 --> 01:24:49,208
What the hell's this guy doing?

1396
01:24:50,168 --> 01:24:52,795
[siren wailing]

1397
01:24:52,879 --> 01:24:54,630
Son of a bitch.

1398
01:25:07,268 --> 01:25:09,103
License and papers.

1399
01:25:09,896 --> 01:25:11,605
[Tony] Am I glad to see you!

1400
01:25:12,065 --> 01:25:16,527
We had to turn off the main road,
and, uh, now we're lost.

1401
01:25:18,822 --> 01:25:20,280
Step out of the car.

1402
01:25:20,698 --> 01:25:23,158
- What'd I do?
- Out of the car.

1403
01:25:29,791 --> 01:25:30,791
[sighs]

1404
01:25:35,171 --> 01:25:36,755
Why are you on this road?

1405
01:25:37,382 --> 01:25:41,468
I told you.
We had to make a detour, and we got lost.

1406
01:25:46,224 --> 01:25:48,142
And why are you driving him?

1407
01:25:48,893 --> 01:25:50,144
He's my boss.

1408
01:25:56,568 --> 01:26:00,028
He can't be out here at night.
This a sundown town.

1409
01:26:00,697 --> 01:26:01,780
What's that?

1410
01:26:03,491 --> 01:26:05,868
Get him out of the car and check his ID.

1411
01:26:05,952 --> 01:26:08,162
Oh, come on. It's pouring rain.

1412
01:26:08,705 --> 01:26:11,248
Sir, I can just get it right here
through the window.

1413
01:26:11,332 --> 01:26:12,666
Get him out of the car.

1414
01:26:13,418 --> 01:26:15,794
Come on, get out now.
Get out now. Get out.

1415
01:26:17,088 --> 01:26:18,213
Got ID?

1416
01:26:21,176 --> 01:26:23,010
How you say this last name?

1417
01:26:24,053 --> 01:26:25,179
Vallelonga.

1418
01:26:26,514 --> 01:26:29,308
- Yeah, what kind of name is that?
- It's Italian.

1419
01:26:30,393 --> 01:26:34,980
Oh. Oh, I see.
That's why you're driving him around.

1420
01:26:36,941 --> 01:26:38,609
You're half a nigger yourself.

1421
01:26:38,693 --> 01:26:39,610
[Tony grunts]

1422
01:26:40,320 --> 01:26:43,363
Hands in the air! Now! Now!

1423
01:26:46,701 --> 01:26:47,701
[Donald] Excuse me.

1424
01:26:49,621 --> 01:26:50,704
[Donald clears throat]

1425
01:26:52,373 --> 01:26:53,665
Excuse me, sirs.

1426
01:26:56,419 --> 01:26:58,629
I understand
why my associate is being held,

1427
01:26:58,713 --> 01:27:01,048
but what exactly am I being charged with?

1428
01:27:04,969 --> 01:27:06,803
You seem like reasonable men.

1429
01:27:07,722 --> 01:27:08,931
Perhaps you could let me out

1430
01:27:09,015 --> 01:27:10,974
so that we could discuss
the situation further.

1431
01:27:11,059 --> 01:27:13,185
Just put the apple butter away, boy.

1432
01:27:13,269 --> 01:27:15,854
You ain't going nowhere no time soon.

1433
01:27:17,190 --> 01:27:19,441
You cannot hold me without cause.

1434
01:27:19,525 --> 01:27:20,734
Oh, I got cause.

1435
01:27:21,319 --> 01:27:23,695
'Cause you let the sun
set on your black ass.

1436
01:27:25,531 --> 01:27:27,324
I want to speak to my lawyer.

1437
01:27:27,909 --> 01:27:29,368
I want my call.

1438
01:27:29,827 --> 01:27:32,746
This is a flagrant violation of my rights.

1439
01:27:33,748 --> 01:27:34,915
You know...

1440
01:27:36,626 --> 01:27:40,420
he does have, uh, rights.

1441
01:27:45,468 --> 01:27:47,678
Give the Negro his goddamn phone call.

1442
01:27:48,638 --> 01:27:49,554
You happy?

1443
01:27:52,850 --> 01:27:54,559
[phone lifts off hook, dial tone]

1444
01:27:54,644 --> 01:27:56,061
You know a lawyer?

1445
01:27:56,771 --> 01:27:57,688
Call him.

1446
01:28:09,242 --> 01:28:12,286
[officer] I walk up to the car and I say,
"Sir, you know how fast you were goin'?"

1447
01:28:12,745 --> 01:28:15,289
He says, "I'm sorry, Officer.
I didn't mean to speed, but"...

1448
01:28:15,373 --> 01:28:18,333
[Donald] As my mother always said,
"What kind of brand-new fool are you?"

1449
01:28:19,252 --> 01:28:20,502
Look at them over there.

1450
01:28:21,754 --> 01:28:23,297
Take a good look at the officer you hit.

1451
01:28:23,631 --> 01:28:26,133
Look at him.
He's over there having a grand old time,

1452
01:28:26,217 --> 01:28:30,387
chatting up with his pals,
enjoying a nice cup of coffee.

1453
01:28:31,139 --> 01:28:32,389
And where are you?

1454
01:28:32,473 --> 01:28:35,434
In here, with me, who did nothing.

1455
01:28:36,477 --> 01:28:38,228
Yet I'm the one who pays the price.

1456
01:28:38,313 --> 01:28:40,647
I'm the one who's gonna miss
the Birmingham show.

1457
01:28:40,732 --> 01:28:44,151
Hey, I'm gonna lose a lot of money, too,
if you don't play Birmingham.

1458
01:28:44,235 --> 01:28:47,404
So, that little temper tantrum,
was it worth it?

1459
01:28:48,489 --> 01:28:49,323
Hmm?

1460
01:28:51,034 --> 01:28:52,409
You never win with violence, Tony.

1461
01:28:52,493 --> 01:28:55,078
You only win
when you maintain your dignity.

1462
01:28:55,163 --> 01:28:57,956
Dignity always prevails.

1463
01:28:59,125 --> 01:29:01,835
And tonight, because of you, we did not.

1464
01:29:07,508 --> 01:29:09,426
I wouldn't touch that mattress, Doc.

1465
01:29:09,510 --> 01:29:11,803
- [phone rings]
- [policeman] Maryville Police.

1466
01:29:15,099 --> 01:29:16,099
No, sir.

1467
01:29:16,934 --> 01:29:18,643
No, no, I... I'm not, sir.

1468
01:29:19,687 --> 01:29:21,521
Yes, sir. He's right here, sir. Yes, sir.

1469
01:29:22,190 --> 01:29:23,023
Yes, sir.

1470
01:29:24,025 --> 01:29:25,025
Gimme.

1471
01:29:25,693 --> 01:29:26,860
Chief Pratt. Who's this?

1472
01:29:27,528 --> 01:29:28,528
Baloney.

1473
01:29:31,449 --> 01:29:34,743
Yes, sir. I can hear it now, Governor.

1474
01:29:36,496 --> 01:29:37,496
Uh...

1475
01:29:39,207 --> 01:29:40,457
No, sir. I'm sorry.

1476
01:29:40,541 --> 01:29:43,043
No, of course I can recognize your voice.
It's...

1477
01:29:46,381 --> 01:29:47,255
Sir?

1478
01:29:48,591 --> 01:29:51,593
You're saying the boy
we got locked up called who?

1479
01:29:55,014 --> 01:29:57,057
Oh, and he called you.

1480
01:29:57,558 --> 01:29:58,725
No... No, sir.

1481
01:29:59,352 --> 01:30:01,770
An officer was assaulted
in the line of duty.

1482
01:30:04,816 --> 01:30:05,690
No, sir. No.

1483
01:30:05,775 --> 01:30:09,152
I don't want no National Guard
coming down here neither, sir.

1484
01:30:10,571 --> 01:30:12,280
I'll get to it immediately, Governor.

1485
01:30:13,408 --> 01:30:15,242
Good night to you and the missus.

1486
01:30:20,123 --> 01:30:21,540
- Get 'em out.
- What?

1487
01:30:22,083 --> 01:30:23,333
Cut 'em goddamn loose.

1488
01:30:23,418 --> 01:30:25,001
That dago wop hit me!

1489
01:30:25,545 --> 01:30:27,295
You want to keep your goddamn job?

1490
01:30:27,380 --> 01:30:31,216
Then you do what I goddamn tell you to do
when I goddamn tell you to do it!

1491
01:30:31,300 --> 01:30:33,593
And I'm telling you
to get 'em the goddamn out!

1492
01:30:34,303 --> 01:30:35,470
Who the hell did you call?

1493
01:30:38,808 --> 01:30:41,143
Bobby Kennedy just saved our asses.

1494
01:30:41,227 --> 01:30:43,478
Marone. How great is that?

1495
01:30:44,439 --> 01:30:45,605
It's not great.

1496
01:30:46,149 --> 01:30:47,399
It's not great at all.

1497
01:30:47,483 --> 01:30:49,818
- It's humiliating.
- The hell you talking about?

1498
01:30:49,902 --> 01:30:51,820
We were screwed. Now we ain't.

1499
01:30:52,738 --> 01:30:55,115
And I just put the attorney general
of the United States

1500
01:30:55,199 --> 01:30:56,575
in an incredibly awkward position.

1501
01:30:56,659 --> 01:30:59,286
So what?
That's what the guy gets paid for.

1502
01:30:59,370 --> 01:31:00,620
What else he got to do?

1503
01:31:01,164 --> 01:31:04,666
That man and his brother
are trying to change this country.

1504
01:31:04,750 --> 01:31:06,293
That's what else he got to do.

1505
01:31:07,920 --> 01:31:09,713
Now he thinks I'm some kind of...

1506
01:31:11,591 --> 01:31:14,551
Calling from some... backwoods swamp jail,

1507
01:31:14,635 --> 01:31:16,303
asking to attenuate assault charges?

1508
01:31:16,387 --> 01:31:17,762
Who does that?

1509
01:31:17,847 --> 01:31:21,391
Garbage. That's who.
You shouldn't have hit him.

1510
01:31:21,476 --> 01:31:22,893
I didn't like the way he was treating you,

1511
01:31:22,977 --> 01:31:24,853
making you stand
out in the rain like that.

1512
01:31:24,937 --> 01:31:27,856
Please, you hit him
because of what he called you.

1513
01:31:28,649 --> 01:31:30,734
I've had to endure that kind of talk
my entire life.

1514
01:31:30,818 --> 01:31:32,736
You should be able to take it
for at least one night.

1515
01:31:32,820 --> 01:31:35,489
What? I can't get mad at that stuff
he was saying 'cause I ain't black?

1516
01:31:35,573 --> 01:31:37,032
Christ, I'm blacker than you are.

1517
01:31:37,116 --> 01:31:38,033
Excuse me?

1518
01:31:38,117 --> 01:31:40,410
You don't know shit
about your own people...

1519
01:31:40,495 --> 01:31:43,580
what they eat, how they talk,
how they live.

1520
01:31:43,664 --> 01:31:44,956
You don't even know who Little Richard is.

1521
01:31:45,041 --> 01:31:48,001
Oh, so, knowing who Little Richard is
makes you blacker than me?

1522
01:31:48,794 --> 01:31:51,087
Oh, Tony,
I wish you could hear yourself sometimes.

1523
01:31:51,172 --> 01:31:52,881
You wouldn't talk so damn much.

1524
01:31:52,965 --> 01:31:56,426
Bullshit. I know exactly who I am.

1525
01:31:56,511 --> 01:31:59,304
I'm the guy who lived in the same
neighborhood in the Bronx my entire life

1526
01:31:59,388 --> 01:32:02,432
with my mother, my father, my brother,
and now my wife and kids.

1527
01:32:02,517 --> 01:32:04,518
That's it. That's who I am.

1528
01:32:04,602 --> 01:32:07,062
I'm the asshole who has to hustle
every goddamn day

1529
01:32:07,146 --> 01:32:08,480
to put food on the table.

1530
01:32:08,564 --> 01:32:11,608
You, Mr. Big Shot,
you live on top of a castle,

1531
01:32:11,692 --> 01:32:14,402
traveling around the world
doing concerts for rich people.

1532
01:32:14,487 --> 01:32:17,072
I live on the streets.
You sit on a throne.

1533
01:32:17,156 --> 01:32:19,866
So, yeah,
my world is way more blacker than yours.

1534
01:32:21,869 --> 01:32:24,120
- Pull over.
- What?

1535
01:32:24,205 --> 01:32:26,748
- Pull over.
- I ain't pulling over.

1536
01:32:26,832 --> 01:32:28,041
Stop the car, Tony!

1537
01:32:30,545 --> 01:32:31,795
- What?
- [door opens]

1538
01:32:31,879 --> 01:32:33,213
What are you doing?

1539
01:32:34,423 --> 01:32:35,382
Doc.

1540
01:32:37,885 --> 01:32:39,594
Doc, what the hell are you doing?

1541
01:32:40,263 --> 01:32:42,472
Doc. Get back in the car.

1542
01:32:43,182 --> 01:32:45,559
Yes, I live in a castle, Tony! Alone!

1543
01:32:47,853 --> 01:32:49,854
And rich white people pay me
to play piano for them

1544
01:32:49,939 --> 01:32:51,314
because it makes them feel cultured.

1545
01:32:51,732 --> 01:32:53,191
But as soon as I step off that stage,

1546
01:32:53,276 --> 01:32:55,569
I go right back to being
just another nigger to them.

1547
01:32:56,946 --> 01:32:58,572
Because that is their true culture.

1548
01:32:59,657 --> 01:33:02,576
And I suffer that slight alone
because I'm not accepted by my own people,

1549
01:33:02,660 --> 01:33:04,119
'cause I'm not like them either.

1550
01:33:05,496 --> 01:33:08,039
So if I'm not black enough
and if I'm not white enough

1551
01:33:08,124 --> 01:33:11,251
and if I'm not man enough,
then tell me, Tony, what am I?

1552
01:33:27,560 --> 01:33:28,602
[car door closes]

1553
01:33:46,245 --> 01:33:47,912
I need some sleep.

1554
01:33:51,292 --> 01:33:52,250
All right.

1555
01:33:53,294 --> 01:33:56,755
I'll stop at the next place we see
and sneak you into my room.

1556
01:33:56,839 --> 01:33:58,340
No. No.

1557
01:33:58,424 --> 01:34:01,426
I refuse to stay in an establishment
where I'm not welcome.

1558
01:34:04,347 --> 01:34:06,139
Yeah. Okay.

1559
01:34:24,283 --> 01:34:26,076
Tony, do you have to smoke everywhere?

1560
01:34:29,163 --> 01:34:30,413
I didn't know it bothered you.

1561
01:34:30,998 --> 01:34:32,332
You should have told me.

1562
01:34:33,959 --> 01:34:35,960
All you gotta do is say the word, Doc.

1563
01:34:40,174 --> 01:34:41,341
[sighs]

1564
01:34:49,183 --> 01:34:51,768
You do realize you'll be home
before that letter arrives.

1565
01:34:52,520 --> 01:34:55,563
Yeah, I know.
Just thought I'd bring it with me.

1566
01:34:55,648 --> 01:34:57,023
Save on stamps.

1567
01:34:57,775 --> 01:34:58,775
All right.

1568
01:34:59,902 --> 01:35:01,778
Tony, give it here. I'll fix it.

1569
01:35:03,030 --> 01:35:06,950
No offense, Doc,
but I think I got the hang of it now.

1570
01:35:14,417 --> 01:35:15,834
"Dear Dolores,

1571
01:35:16,293 --> 01:35:18,461
sometimes you remind me of a house.

1572
01:35:22,049 --> 01:35:24,217
A house with beautiful lights on it...

1573
01:35:25,302 --> 01:35:27,429
where everyone is happy inside. "

1574
01:35:31,392 --> 01:35:32,308
[chuckles softly]

1575
01:35:32,977 --> 01:35:35,562
Yes, Tony. You got it.

1576
01:35:36,480 --> 01:35:37,313
Yeah?

1577
01:35:38,315 --> 01:35:39,315
[murmurs]

1578
01:35:39,400 --> 01:35:40,442
Thanks.

1579
01:35:43,696 --> 01:35:48,199
Hey, Doc, thanks for helping me
with, uh, the letters.

1580
01:35:48,784 --> 01:35:50,243
You're really good at writing 'em.

1581
01:35:51,203 --> 01:35:52,662
My pleasure, Tony.

1582
01:35:54,999 --> 01:35:56,458
You know, um, when you get home,

1583
01:35:56,542 --> 01:35:59,210
maybe you should write...
write one to your brother.

1584
01:36:02,548 --> 01:36:04,841
He knows where I am
if he ever wants to reconnect.

1585
01:36:05,718 --> 01:36:07,802
Eh. I wouldn't wait.

1586
01:36:09,847 --> 01:36:11,014
You know...

1587
01:36:12,057 --> 01:36:14,934
world's full of lonely people
afraid to make the first move.

1588
01:36:22,943 --> 01:36:24,986
Yeah, I'll finish this tomorrow.

1589
01:36:32,703 --> 01:36:33,745
[coughs]

1590
01:36:36,415 --> 01:36:40,210
You know, Doc, something's been
eating at me this whole trip.

1591
01:36:40,669 --> 01:36:41,669
Hmm?

1592
01:36:44,173 --> 01:36:46,633
That Titsburgh was a major disappointment.

1593
01:36:46,717 --> 01:36:49,302
I didn't notice any difference at all.
Did you?

1594
01:36:49,970 --> 01:36:51,262
Good night, Tony.

1595
01:37:04,026 --> 01:37:06,319
- Good evening.
- Welcome, welcome. Come on in.

1596
01:37:09,990 --> 01:37:10,865
[Donald] All righty.

1597
01:37:11,283 --> 01:37:12,367
[Donald sighs]

1598
01:37:14,245 --> 01:37:16,246
Welcome, Mr. Shirley.

1599
01:37:16,330 --> 01:37:19,749
Graham Kindell. I'm the general manager.
It is a pleasure to meet you.

1600
01:37:19,834 --> 01:37:21,251
- Thank you, Mr. Kindell.
- [chuckles]

1601
01:37:21,335 --> 01:37:22,919
This is Mr. Tony Vallelonga.

1602
01:37:23,003 --> 01:37:24,420
- Nice to meet you, Tony.
- How you doing?

1603
01:37:24,505 --> 01:37:27,423
Uh, let's keep the car right here
in our "guest of honor" spot.

1604
01:37:27,508 --> 01:37:29,259
- [chuckling]
- Right this way, gentlemen.

1605
01:37:29,343 --> 01:37:30,885
- [Tony] Nice.
- How was your drive up?

1606
01:37:30,970 --> 01:37:33,179
- [Donald] Oh, it was wonderful.
- Good to hear. Good to hear.

1607
01:37:33,514 --> 01:37:36,391
As you can imagine, our Christmas show
is our biggest show of the year,

1608
01:37:36,475 --> 01:37:38,852
and we are so happy to have you here,
Mr. Shirley.

1609
01:37:38,936 --> 01:37:41,938
So, if you need anything, anything at all,
you let me know.

1610
01:37:42,022 --> 01:37:44,399
- Mm-hmm. Thank you.
- Now, here we are.

1611
01:37:44,483 --> 01:37:47,193
We got about an hour before show time.
Any questions?

1612
01:37:48,696 --> 01:37:49,696
Where's the restaurant?

1613
01:37:50,072 --> 01:37:51,990
Well, you continue down the hall here,
Tony,

1614
01:37:52,074 --> 01:37:53,616
to the right and across the lobby.

1615
01:37:53,701 --> 01:37:56,119
- Good luck. Break a leg.
- Thank you.

1616
01:37:58,372 --> 01:38:01,457
Well, he said we got an hour.
You must be starving, Doc.

1617
01:38:01,542 --> 01:38:03,001
Go ahead. I'll meet you there.

1618
01:38:19,560 --> 01:38:21,811
[piano: "O Christmas Tree"]

1619
01:38:29,904 --> 01:38:30,862
May we join you?

1620
01:38:31,947 --> 01:38:33,740
Yeah. Go ahead.

1621
01:38:39,872 --> 01:38:41,915
- Cocktail, gentlemen?
- I'm good.

1622
01:38:42,583 --> 01:38:43,666
Three shots vodka.

1623
01:38:44,251 --> 01:38:45,251
Oh.

1624
01:38:45,878 --> 01:38:49,213
Last show. Cold War over. Time for truce.

1625
01:38:51,050 --> 01:38:52,467
Is Dr. Shirley in his dressing room?

1626
01:38:53,093 --> 01:38:55,345
Yeah. More like half a broom closet.

1627
01:38:55,930 --> 01:38:58,181
Tell you, I don't know
how he puts up with that shit.

1628
01:39:02,770 --> 01:39:05,563
Six years ago, in 1956...

1629
01:39:06,565 --> 01:39:08,816
Nat King Cole was invited to perform

1630
01:39:08,901 --> 01:39:11,736
at the Municipal Auditorium
here in Birmingham.

1631
01:39:12,988 --> 01:39:17,867
Mr. Cole was the first Negro asked to play
at a white establishment in this city.

1632
01:39:17,952 --> 01:39:19,285
As soon as he started playing,

1633
01:39:19,370 --> 01:39:22,455
a group of men attack him
for playing white people's music.

1634
01:39:24,249 --> 01:39:25,792
They pull him off stage...

1635
01:39:27,211 --> 01:39:28,461
and beat him badly.

1636
01:39:29,296 --> 01:39:30,546
Jesus Christ.

1637
01:39:34,635 --> 01:39:38,888
You asked me once
why Dr. Shirley does this.

1638
01:39:40,265 --> 01:39:41,391
I tell you.

1639
01:39:41,892 --> 01:39:44,143
Because genius is not enough.

1640
01:39:44,895 --> 01:39:47,689
It takes courage
to change people's hearts.

1641
01:39:55,656 --> 01:39:56,489
Thanks.

1642
01:39:57,866 --> 01:39:58,908
[George] Thank you.

1643
01:40:00,744 --> 01:40:02,745
<i>Nu? Na zdorov'ye.</i>

1644
01:40:03,831 --> 01:40:04,872
<i>Danke schön.</i>

1645
01:40:08,168 --> 01:40:09,669
- [Donald] Good evening.
- Can I help you?

1646
01:40:09,753 --> 01:40:10,712
Oh, um...

1647
01:40:14,174 --> 01:40:16,300
Um, there. Some friends of mine.

1648
01:40:16,385 --> 01:40:18,970
Uh, you-you... You can't come in here.

1649
01:40:20,597 --> 01:40:21,597
[sighs]

1650
01:40:27,521 --> 01:40:29,689
- I understand, but...
- Hey. What's going on?

1651
01:40:30,441 --> 01:40:34,193
This... gentleman says
that I'm not permitted to dine here.

1652
01:40:34,695 --> 01:40:36,779
No, you don't understand.
He's playing tonight.

1653
01:40:36,864 --> 01:40:37,905
He's the main event. Come on.

1654
01:40:37,990 --> 01:40:41,284
I'm sorry,
but it is the policy of the restaurant.

1655
01:40:41,368 --> 01:40:42,452
Everything all right?

1656
01:40:42,536 --> 01:40:43,870
Uh, no, it's not all right.

1657
01:40:44,329 --> 01:40:46,873
This guy's saying
Dr. Shirley can't eat here.

1658
01:40:46,957 --> 01:40:49,125
Oh, well, I apologize, but...

1659
01:40:49,543 --> 01:40:52,128
These are long-standing traditions,
club rules.

1660
01:40:52,212 --> 01:40:53,337
I'm sure you understand.

1661
01:40:53,714 --> 01:40:55,298
No, I do not understand.

1662
01:40:55,674 --> 01:40:59,260
In 45 minutes, I will be right up there
on that stage entertaining your guests,

1663
01:40:59,344 --> 01:41:00,470
yet I can't eat here?

1664
01:41:00,554 --> 01:41:02,555
I... I'm sorry.

1665
01:41:03,057 --> 01:41:05,933
Wait a minute.
Are you telling me the bozos in his band

1666
01:41:06,018 --> 01:41:08,144
and all these people
who came here to see him play,

1667
01:41:08,228 --> 01:41:09,353
they can eat here,

1668
01:41:09,772 --> 01:41:13,024
but the star of the show,
the parking spot of honor, he can't?

1669
01:41:14,026 --> 01:41:15,318
I'm afraid not.

1670
01:41:15,819 --> 01:41:18,362
Well, he's gotta eat.
I mean, he's gotta have dinner.

1671
01:41:20,741 --> 01:41:22,533
Okay. I'll tell you what.

1672
01:41:22,618 --> 01:41:24,494
Why don't we bring something
to his dressing room, huh?

1673
01:41:24,578 --> 01:41:25,912
John, show him a menu.

1674
01:41:25,996 --> 01:41:29,874
No. I'm not eating in that storage room.

1675
01:41:31,418 --> 01:41:33,586
Okay, uh, well, if you prefer,

1676
01:41:33,670 --> 01:41:36,839
there's a very popular establishment
right down the road, the Orange Bird.

1677
01:41:36,924 --> 01:41:38,883
They'd be happy to feed you.

1678
01:41:41,303 --> 01:41:42,595
Doc, come here.

1679
01:41:44,264 --> 01:41:45,264
Just one second.

1680
01:41:46,600 --> 01:41:48,726
You know what,
maybe that other place is better anyway.

1681
01:41:48,811 --> 01:41:50,603
I mean,
the dinner rolls here are like rocks.

1682
01:41:50,687 --> 01:41:53,231
You just go over and...
You go over and come back.

1683
01:41:58,237 --> 01:41:59,862
It's the last show.

1684
01:41:59,947 --> 01:42:01,114
It's the bottom of the ninth.

1685
01:42:01,198 --> 01:42:03,032
Let's just get it over with
and we can go home,

1686
01:42:03,117 --> 01:42:04,575
get away from these pricks.

1687
01:42:05,577 --> 01:42:06,369
Huh?

1688
01:42:07,287 --> 01:42:08,538
Ah, there you go.

1689
01:42:08,622 --> 01:42:10,540
The fish is wonderful tonight.

1690
01:42:16,463 --> 01:42:17,964
Either I eat in this room...

1691
01:42:19,383 --> 01:42:21,134
or I'm not performing tonight.

1692
01:42:25,722 --> 01:42:27,473
May I have a word with you?

1693
01:42:33,063 --> 01:42:34,522
[Kindell sighs]

1694
01:42:40,404 --> 01:42:41,320
[sighs]

1695
01:42:41,405 --> 01:42:44,699
Mr. Villanueva,
you have to talk sense to Mr. Shirley.

1696
01:42:44,783 --> 01:42:47,743
Please make him understand.
We're not insulting him personally.

1697
01:42:47,828 --> 01:42:49,662
This is just the way
things are done down here.

1698
01:42:49,746 --> 01:42:51,706
Yeah, well, he's not from down here.

1699
01:42:51,790 --> 01:42:54,083
Yeah, just... just ask him
to be reasonable.

1700
01:42:54,168 --> 01:42:56,586
I've got 400 guests in there
expecting to be entertained tonight.

1701
01:42:56,670 --> 01:42:58,754
And Dr. Shirley expects to eat tonight.

1702
01:42:59,173 --> 01:43:01,632
Why can't you just make an exception
this one time?

1703
01:43:03,218 --> 01:43:04,302
Let me tell you a story.

1704
01:43:04,386 --> 01:43:05,428
[clears throat]

1705
01:43:05,846 --> 01:43:09,015
You ever hear of the Boston Celtics
basketball club?

1706
01:43:09,099 --> 01:43:09,932
Yeah.

1707
01:43:10,017 --> 01:43:13,728
Well, those boys came through here
couple years ago on a barnstorming tour.

1708
01:43:13,812 --> 01:43:15,855
Seeing as they was the world champions
of the league and all,

1709
01:43:15,939 --> 01:43:19,734
we were tickled to have them here,
and we rolled out the welcome wagon.

1710
01:43:19,818 --> 01:43:22,862
So, do you know what table
their big coon ate at that night?

1711
01:43:24,698 --> 01:43:25,489
No.

1712
01:43:25,532 --> 01:43:28,367
I don't, either,
but it wasn't one of ours.

1713
01:43:28,827 --> 01:43:30,411
Now, let's cut the bullshit.

1714
01:43:31,038 --> 01:43:32,371
Tell me what it's gonna take, huh?

1715
01:43:32,789 --> 01:43:35,458
Say, uh, a hundred dollars,
you get your boy to play?

1716
01:43:37,711 --> 01:43:39,295
You think you can buy me?

1717
01:43:39,379 --> 01:43:41,422
[chuckles] With all due respect, sir,

1718
01:43:41,506 --> 01:43:44,175
you wouldn't be in a job like this
if you couldn't be bought.

1719
01:43:44,718 --> 01:43:46,093
- You...
- [Donald] Stop.

1720
01:43:46,178 --> 01:43:47,136
Tony.

1721
01:43:49,348 --> 01:43:50,640
It's all right.

1722
01:43:52,684 --> 01:43:53,893
I'll play...

1723
01:43:55,562 --> 01:43:56,896
if you want me to.

1724
01:44:11,370 --> 01:44:13,746
All right. Let's get the fuck out of here.

1725
01:44:14,998 --> 01:44:16,749
What do you mean "Let's get out of here"?

1726
01:44:17,417 --> 01:44:19,335
Where the hell do you think you're going?

1727
01:44:19,795 --> 01:44:21,921
Don, don't do this.
Now, you signed a contract, and I...

1728
01:44:22,005 --> 01:44:24,131
I know you're the kind of man
who honors a contract.

1729
01:44:24,216 --> 01:44:26,175
Connie, Bill, everything's gonna be fine.
It's all right.

1730
01:44:26,260 --> 01:44:27,593
You got a show to do, mister!

1731
01:44:27,678 --> 01:44:30,137
You turn yourself around right now,
goddamn it!

1732
01:44:30,222 --> 01:44:31,222
Right now!

1733
01:44:32,015 --> 01:44:34,141
This is why you people
don't work down here.

1734
01:44:34,226 --> 01:44:36,102
'Cause you're unreliable. You hear me?

1735
01:44:36,186 --> 01:44:39,272
I shipped that goddamn Steinway
in from Atlanta for you!

1736
01:44:46,613 --> 01:44:49,282
Tony, are you hungry?

1737
01:44:49,908 --> 01:44:52,535
Does Betty like butta... er?

1738
01:44:54,079 --> 01:44:55,454
[laughs]

1739
01:44:56,081 --> 01:44:59,292
- [man] One, two...
- [drumsticks tapping beat]

1740
01:44:59,376 --> 01:45:01,877
[band: up-tempo blues]

1741
01:45:37,164 --> 01:45:38,164
You a cop?

1742
01:45:38,915 --> 01:45:40,249
Do I look Irish?

1743
01:45:41,460 --> 01:45:42,626
What you want, baby?

1744
01:45:43,003 --> 01:45:44,545
Two Cutty Sarks, neat.

1745
01:45:44,629 --> 01:45:45,463
Coming up.

1746
01:45:52,596 --> 01:45:55,473
Mm. Whatever your specialty is,
we'll take it.

1747
01:45:56,683 --> 01:45:58,142
Two Orange Birds!

1748
01:46:08,820 --> 01:46:09,904
[song ends]

1749
01:46:11,031 --> 01:46:12,823
I like what you did back there, Doc.

1750
01:46:13,533 --> 01:46:14,867
You stood up for yourself.

1751
01:46:17,204 --> 01:46:19,330
It's like what your friend,
the president, said.

1752
01:46:20,040 --> 01:46:21,123
"Ask not...

1753
01:46:22,709 --> 01:46:24,794
your country, what you can do for it.

1754
01:46:25,629 --> 01:46:27,380
Ask what you do for yourself. "

1755
01:46:29,216 --> 01:46:30,216
You know?

1756
01:46:32,719 --> 01:46:36,889
So, darling, what you do,
all dressed up like that?

1757
01:46:37,432 --> 01:46:38,808
Nothing particularly important.

1758
01:46:38,892 --> 01:46:39,892
[Tony scoffs]

1759
01:46:40,852 --> 01:46:43,437
- Shouldn't judge a man by his clothes.
- [Tony chuckles]

1760
01:46:43,522 --> 01:46:46,690
He's only the greatest piano player
in the world.

1761
01:46:46,775 --> 01:46:49,485
That right? You good?

1762
01:46:49,569 --> 01:46:50,736
[chuckles]

1763
01:46:50,821 --> 01:46:53,572
Don't be shy, Doc. Tell her who you are.

1764
01:46:53,657 --> 01:46:54,907
Don't tell me nothing.

1765
01:46:55,659 --> 01:46:56,534
Show me.

1766
01:46:59,246 --> 01:47:00,413
[bartender chuckles]

1767
01:47:03,333 --> 01:47:04,250
Come on.

1768
01:47:13,301 --> 01:47:14,301
[Tony chuckles]

1769
01:47:36,032 --> 01:47:36,949
[laughs]

1770
01:47:43,290 --> 01:47:46,292
[classical melody, slow tempo]

1771
01:48:05,979 --> 01:48:07,813
[fast tempo]

1772
01:48:41,848 --> 01:48:43,557
[piece ends, notes echo]

1773
01:48:43,642 --> 01:48:45,518
[cheering, applause]

1774
01:48:49,481 --> 01:48:50,439
Whoo!

1775
01:48:51,483 --> 01:48:53,859
[Tony] Yeah! Yeah!

1776
01:49:01,701 --> 01:49:04,078
[playing up-tempo blues]

1777
01:50:21,281 --> 01:50:22,573
[music fades]

1778
01:50:23,533 --> 01:50:25,034
That's how you break a key.

1779
01:50:25,577 --> 01:50:26,785
[both laughing]

1780
01:50:27,871 --> 01:50:29,371
Oh, that was a good time.

1781
01:50:29,456 --> 01:50:31,415
I'd do that once a month for free.

1782
01:50:31,833 --> 01:50:33,125
You were unbelievable.

1783
01:50:33,209 --> 01:50:34,126
Hey, Tony.

1784
01:50:35,128 --> 01:50:37,046
I bet if we leave right now,
we can make it.

1785
01:50:37,505 --> 01:50:38,547
Make what?

1786
01:50:38,632 --> 01:50:41,258
[Donald] Christmas Eve in New York City.

1787
01:50:45,639 --> 01:50:46,680
[man] Oh, shit!

1788
01:50:47,974 --> 01:50:48,974
[grunts]

1789
01:50:57,400 --> 01:51:00,110
Don't ever flash a wad of cash
in a bar.

1790
01:51:09,996 --> 01:51:11,497
I knew you had a gun.

1791
01:51:12,123 --> 01:51:15,584
["Your Replacement Is Here"
by Edd Henry plays]

1792
01:51:35,021 --> 01:51:36,605
[continues on radio]

1793
01:51:36,690 --> 01:51:38,273
This could get bad, Doc.

1794
01:51:39,859 --> 01:51:44,196
Yes. It's a shame we don't have something
to protect us on our journey.

1795
01:51:45,073 --> 01:51:46,532
[clicks tongue] Oh, I know.

1796
01:51:47,075 --> 01:51:49,868
Why don't you put your lucky rock
up on the dash, Tony?

1797
01:51:52,247 --> 01:51:53,539
Come on, Tony.

1798
01:51:54,082 --> 01:51:55,582
We need all the help we can get.

1799
01:52:01,131 --> 01:52:03,882
Thank you. I feel safer already.

1800
01:52:06,386 --> 01:52:08,637
You're a real prick, you know that?

1801
01:52:09,013 --> 01:52:10,389
[laughs]

1802
01:52:22,235 --> 01:52:23,110
[Tony sighs]

1803
01:52:30,410 --> 01:52:31,869
[siren wailing]

1804
01:52:31,953 --> 01:52:33,912
Ah, shit!

1805
01:52:37,417 --> 01:52:38,250
[groans]

1806
01:52:43,673 --> 01:52:45,257
Goddamn cops.

1807
01:52:56,478 --> 01:52:58,353
[non-Southern accent]
What are you doing out here?

1808
01:52:58,438 --> 01:53:00,105
We're trying to get to New York.

1809
01:53:02,609 --> 01:53:04,193
Is there a problem, Officer?

1810
01:53:04,277 --> 01:53:05,402
Yeah.

1811
01:53:06,321 --> 01:53:09,740
I noticed your car was tilting left.
Looks like your back tire is flat.

1812
01:53:12,952 --> 01:53:13,994
[Tony exhales]

1813
01:53:16,206 --> 01:53:17,206
Eh!

1814
01:53:17,290 --> 01:53:18,791
[mutters in Italian]

1815
01:53:21,628 --> 01:53:22,669
[sighs]

1816
01:53:24,297 --> 01:53:25,631
[Tony grunts]

1817
01:53:25,715 --> 01:53:27,549
Keep it moving. Keep it moving.

1818
01:53:31,471 --> 01:53:32,513
[Tony exhales]

1819
01:53:36,726 --> 01:53:39,645
[grunts, sighs]

1820
01:53:41,606 --> 01:53:42,898
Okay, be careful, gentlemen.

1821
01:53:43,691 --> 01:53:46,151
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

1822
01:53:46,903 --> 01:53:47,986
Thanks, Officer.

1823
01:53:48,404 --> 01:53:50,489
[engine starts]

1824
01:53:52,700 --> 01:53:53,617
[chuckles]

1825
01:54:00,667 --> 01:54:02,668
<i>[man on radio]... weather advisory warning
this Christmas Eve</i>

1826
01:54:02,752 --> 01:54:05,796
<i>as a major snowstorm
is hitting the Eastern Seaboard</i>

1827
01:54:05,880 --> 01:54:08,924
<i>with the severest weather
in eastern Pennsylvania,</i>

1828
01:54:09,008 --> 01:54:11,426
<i>northern New Jersey,
and the five boroughs.</i>

1829
01:54:12,011 --> 01:54:14,888
<i>Travelers are advised to stay off
the New Jersey Turnpike.</i>

1830
01:54:14,973 --> 01:54:17,516
All right, that's it. We're done.

1831
01:54:18,142 --> 01:54:19,852
I'm pulling us into the next motel.

1832
01:54:20,562 --> 01:54:22,312
Keep going as long as you can, Tony.

1833
01:54:22,397 --> 01:54:24,356
I can't keep my eyes open.

1834
01:54:25,024 --> 01:54:26,567
I'm getting hypnotized here.

1835
01:54:27,527 --> 01:54:29,653
Think my brain's gonna explode.

1836
01:54:30,363 --> 01:54:31,446
[sighs]

1837
01:54:32,198 --> 01:54:35,784
Hey, we gave it a shot, Doc.

1838
01:54:36,786 --> 01:54:38,036
What are you gonna do?

1839
01:54:39,414 --> 01:54:43,375
[Frank Sinatra singing
"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas"]

1840
01:54:43,459 --> 01:54:46,003
[people chattering]

1841
01:54:46,921 --> 01:54:49,256
All right, the table is set,
ladies and gentlemen.

1842
01:54:49,340 --> 01:54:52,092
Don't run in the house.
Don't run in the house.

1843
01:54:55,555 --> 01:54:58,056
Mom, Frankie won't let me use it.

1844
01:54:58,141 --> 01:54:59,766
Frankie, let Nicky use it!

1845
01:54:59,851 --> 01:55:00,767
Use what?

1846
01:55:04,731 --> 01:55:06,189
[man] Here it is.

1847
01:55:10,570 --> 01:55:12,487
Kids! Wash your hands.

1848
01:55:13,364 --> 01:55:16,366
<i>Here we go. Alla salute. Alla salute.</i>

1849
01:55:16,993 --> 01:55:19,286
Dee! Do you need help with the calzone?

1850
01:55:19,370 --> 01:55:21,246
- No, I'm fine. No.
- All right!

1851
01:55:21,331 --> 01:55:23,081
It's time to eat!

1852
01:55:24,208 --> 01:55:26,209
[song continues]

1853
01:55:46,230 --> 01:55:47,230
Tony.

1854
01:55:47,565 --> 01:55:48,774
Tony, wake up.

1855
01:55:48,858 --> 01:55:49,775
[gasps]

1856
01:55:52,654 --> 01:55:53,695
You all right?

1857
01:55:54,155 --> 01:55:56,239
You're home. Get inside.

1858
01:56:03,414 --> 01:56:04,414
[grunts]

1859
01:56:12,340 --> 01:56:13,173
Good night.

1860
01:56:14,300 --> 01:56:17,594
Wait, wait. Come...
Come up and meet my family.

1861
01:56:20,890 --> 01:56:22,349
Merry Christmas, Tony.

1862
01:56:24,811 --> 01:56:25,686
Hey...

1863
01:56:27,647 --> 01:56:29,064
Merry Christmas.

1864
01:56:48,501 --> 01:56:49,835
[chattering]

1865
01:56:51,337 --> 01:56:52,921
[Dolores] Hey, hey!
You're gonna choke on the bone.

1866
01:56:53,006 --> 01:56:54,381
I'm just getting started over here.

1867
01:56:54,465 --> 01:56:56,216
[chattering]

1868
01:56:56,300 --> 01:56:58,176
- You got it? You got it.
- I got it.

1869
01:56:58,886 --> 01:57:00,887
- Dolores, do you need any help?
- No, no, honey.

1870
01:57:01,514 --> 01:57:03,932
- Not while I'm eating!
- Go ahead, smoke.

1871
01:57:04,684 --> 01:57:06,727
- [Tony singing in Italian]
- [all] Oh!

1872
01:57:06,811 --> 01:57:09,354
Look who it is! Shakespeare's home! Hey!

1873
01:57:09,689 --> 01:57:10,522
Dad!

1874
01:57:11,482 --> 01:57:12,816
[Tony continues singing]

1875
01:57:13,651 --> 01:57:14,651
[Tony] Hey.

1876
01:57:15,528 --> 01:57:16,611
How are you?

1877
01:57:16,696 --> 01:57:17,779
[all chattering]

1878
01:57:17,864 --> 01:57:18,989
You made it back!

1879
01:57:19,073 --> 01:57:20,407
Hey, Pop. Mwah!

1880
01:57:20,491 --> 01:57:22,367
- Merry Christmas.
- What a Christmas!

1881
01:57:22,452 --> 01:57:23,952
<i>- Buon Natale!
- Tony, God bless.</i>

1882
01:57:24,037 --> 01:57:25,454
- Hey.
- I'm glad you made it back.

1883
01:57:25,538 --> 01:57:26,997
[all chattering]

1884
01:57:29,834 --> 01:57:31,668
Wonderful, wonderful!

1885
01:57:32,170 --> 01:57:33,170
[man whoops]

1886
01:57:33,254 --> 01:57:35,547
[chattering continues]

1887
01:57:35,631 --> 01:57:36,923
[cheering]

1888
01:57:38,217 --> 01:57:39,718
- You hungry?
- I'm starving.

1889
01:57:39,802 --> 01:57:41,136
- Hey!
- All right. Sit down.

1890
01:57:41,763 --> 01:57:43,680
Anything left? [chuckles]

1891
01:57:43,765 --> 01:57:44,723
Let's go!

1892
01:57:56,986 --> 01:57:59,613
- Welcome home, Dr. Shirley.
- Thank you, Amit.

1893
01:58:00,156 --> 01:58:01,490
I turned down your bed, sir.

1894
01:58:01,574 --> 01:58:03,492
Uh, shall I unpack your luggage now?

1895
01:58:03,576 --> 01:58:06,661
No, no. Please, go home to your family.

1896
01:58:07,747 --> 01:58:08,830
Thank you, sir.

1897
01:58:14,420 --> 01:58:15,754
Merry Christmas, sir.

1898
01:58:16,130 --> 01:58:17,297
Merry Christmas.

1899
01:58:36,109 --> 01:58:37,692
[deep breath]

1900
01:59:08,474 --> 01:59:10,392
- ["Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town" playing]
- [man] The holidays are just starting.

1901
01:59:10,476 --> 01:59:13,478
- I love everything in white.
- [all chattering]

1902
01:59:13,563 --> 01:59:16,231
- Always. Always with the kissing.
- [laughing]

1903
01:59:16,315 --> 01:59:18,567
What?
You never kiss me like that at the table.

1904
01:59:18,651 --> 01:59:19,985
Why don't you ever kiss me like that?

1905
01:59:21,320 --> 01:59:24,072
All right, all right, all right.
Relax, relax.

1906
01:59:27,243 --> 01:59:29,995
So, Tony, you all right?
You seem a little quiet.

1907
01:59:31,581 --> 01:59:34,374
Yeah. Nah, I'm just tired, you know?

1908
01:59:35,668 --> 01:59:36,835
Long trip.

1909
01:59:40,798 --> 01:59:42,215
You take care of that thing?

1910
01:59:42,300 --> 01:59:43,133
Oh.

1911
01:59:48,347 --> 01:59:49,181
Thanks.

1912
01:59:49,265 --> 01:59:50,599
Yeah, you owe me 75 bucks.

1913
01:59:51,434 --> 01:59:52,517
Seventy-five?

1914
01:59:53,144 --> 01:59:54,102
Charlie said 60.

1915
01:59:54,187 --> 01:59:56,521
Oh. I'm doing this for free?

1916
01:59:59,108 --> 02:00:00,442
- [chuckles]
- [Louie] Hey, Tony.

1917
02:00:00,526 --> 02:00:02,444
Tony, tell us about the trip.

1918
02:00:02,528 --> 02:00:03,695
You've been gone two months.

1919
02:00:03,779 --> 02:00:05,280
Yeah, how was he, the tutsoon?

1920
02:00:05,364 --> 02:00:06,573
He get on your nerves?

1921
02:00:07,366 --> 02:00:08,533
Don't call him that.

1922
02:00:13,164 --> 02:00:14,039
All right.

1923
02:00:17,543 --> 02:00:19,836
Tony,
you should have seen the day last week

1924
02:00:19,921 --> 02:00:22,297
little Frankie climbed up onto the TV.

1925
02:00:22,381 --> 02:00:24,299
I took a picture of him. It was so cute.

1926
02:00:24,383 --> 02:00:25,967
He was so funny up there.

1927
02:00:26,052 --> 02:00:28,386
What are you, nuts, Dee?
With all the tubes back there?

1928
02:00:28,471 --> 02:00:29,971
- He could've got electrocuted.
- Oh, no.

1929
02:00:30,056 --> 02:00:31,473
- What, he break it?
- What are you talking about?

1930
02:00:31,557 --> 02:00:33,016
You're thinking of toasters.

1931
02:00:33,100 --> 02:00:35,727
You can't get electrocuted
from the TV set.

1932
02:00:35,811 --> 02:00:38,939
She's not thinking about a toaster.
She's thinking about a TV.

1933
02:00:39,023 --> 02:00:40,982
Is he taking it into the bathtub?

1934
02:00:41,067 --> 02:00:42,734
- [arguing continues]
- [knock on door]

1935
02:00:44,320 --> 02:00:46,571
[man] You're not gonna get electrocuted.

1936
02:00:47,573 --> 02:00:49,199
[arguing continues]

1937
02:00:51,661 --> 02:00:52,994
Charlie.

1938
02:00:53,079 --> 02:00:55,205
Hey, Lip. Johnny invited me.

1939
02:00:55,706 --> 02:00:57,290
Oh. Well, come on in.

1940
02:00:57,375 --> 02:01:00,001
All right. Oh. You remember Marie?

1941
02:01:00,086 --> 02:01:02,629
- Hey, Marie.
- Charlie, you actually came?

1942
02:01:02,713 --> 02:01:05,006
- I was kidding.
- [laughs]

1943
02:01:05,091 --> 02:01:06,800
With the wife, too? Jeez.

1944
02:01:06,884 --> 02:01:08,843
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

1945
02:01:08,928 --> 02:01:10,220
- Hello! What a surprise.
- Merry Christmas.

1946
02:01:10,304 --> 02:01:11,513
Nice to see you.

1947
02:01:11,931 --> 02:01:13,181
Everybody, Charlie from the pawnshop.

1948
02:01:13,266 --> 02:01:14,683
- [Charlie] Hey!
- [Johnny] Didn't bring nothing.

1949
02:01:14,767 --> 02:01:16,309
- Christmas. Can you believe it?
- Come here, come here.

1950
02:01:16,394 --> 02:01:18,937
- Sit down.
- Sit down, sit down.

1951
02:01:24,610 --> 02:01:25,694
Doc.

1952
02:01:25,778 --> 02:01:27,153
[laughs]

1953
02:01:28,406 --> 02:01:30,282
Ah. Welcome.

1954
02:01:31,033 --> 02:01:31,908
Oh.

1955
02:01:33,452 --> 02:01:35,787
- [all chattering]
- [Tony] Hey, everybody.

1956
02:01:36,372 --> 02:01:37,539
[man] Stop it, stop it.

1957
02:01:37,623 --> 02:01:39,582
- [chattering stops]
- This is Dr. Donald Shirley.

1958
02:01:42,295 --> 02:01:43,378
Merry Christmas.

1959
02:01:47,466 --> 02:01:50,343
Well, come on. Make some room.
Get this man a plate!

1960
02:01:50,428 --> 02:01:52,470
[chattering resumes]

1961
02:01:56,309 --> 02:01:57,142
Oh.

1962
02:01:59,478 --> 02:02:01,730
- Hello.
- You must be Dolores.

1963
02:02:02,648 --> 02:02:03,732
Welcome.

1964
02:02:03,816 --> 02:02:05,817
<i>- Buon Natale.
- [laughs]</i>

1965
02:02:07,361 --> 02:02:09,487
Thank you
for sharing your husband with me.

1966
02:02:16,495 --> 02:02:18,997
[quietly] Thank you
for helping him with the letters.

1967
02:02:21,584 --> 02:02:22,917
[chuckles]

1968
02:02:25,504 --> 02:02:28,006
["The Lonesome Road"
by Don Shirley playing]

1969
02:03:54,427 --> 02:03:56,052
[song ends]

1970
02:03:56,137 --> 02:03:58,638
["Go to the Mardi Gras"
by Professor Longhair playing]

1971
02:06:31,750 --> 02:06:35,044
["Rich Woman" by Li'I Millet
and His Creoles playing]

1972
02:08:50,973 --> 02:08:53,224
[song fades]