[ upbeat Christmas music plays ]
♪ Jing-a-ling ♪
Donkey: Okay, now,
the parfaits go on that table,
and the bog nog goes over there.
And remember, make sure
the piles of cookies
are arranged
in fun holiday shapes!
Oh, man, Shrek,
I just love this!
Don't you just love this?
Sure, Donkey.
This is gonna be
the best Christmas party ever
because this year,
everybody's gonna sing
their favorite Christmas carol.
I hear even the Shrek family
is gonna sing.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah!
Yeehaw!
No more bog nog for him.
[ laughs ]
♪ It's my most favorite time
of the year ♪
♪ Jing-a-ling,
jing-a-ling-a-ling ♪
♪ With the parties and carols ♪
♪ And cider in barrels ♪
♪ For everyone here ♪
Hey, Shrek!
Check it out!
I found a real Christmas elf
out in the garbage.
I'm not an elf.
I'm Rumpelstiltskin!
Now let me
out of this cage!
Oh,
so you can run away again?
I don't think so!
Oh, hey, Wolf.
Do you like that?
It's a mega-sized
Santa replica,
made from a new magic
called plastic.
Yeah.
It's freakin' me out.
Hey, pigs,
you got to try
Dragon's spicy
reindeer apple balls.
Oh, no, thank you.
We are on a diet.
We are
chubby buddies.
We're getting ready
for...
All: Swimsuit weather!
[ laughing ]
Move it along, pigs.
Nothing to eat here.
You guys, this is not a place
to take a nap.
Wake up.
Wake up!
♪ It's the warm,
fluffiest season of all ♪
♪ Jing-a-ling,
jing-a-ling-a-ling ♪
♪ Where the fun never ends ♪
♪ And my closest of friends
are packed here in the hall ♪
♪ I'll be shocked
if this don't end in a brawl ♪
[ laughing ]
Attention, attention,
attention, everybody!
I want to thank all of you
for coming out
to my holiday extravaganza
caroling Christmas-tacular!
I hope all of you have been
brushing up on your singing
more than Gretchen
brushes her teeth.
Take that and eat it!
♪ There'll be apples
for bobbing ♪
♪ And fruitcake ♪
♪ And sobbing ♪
♪ And games filled
with holiday fun ♪
♪ There'll be candy ♪
♪ Und presents ♪
♪ Roast turkey
und pheasant ♪
♪ And stockings for everyone ♪
♪ It's my most favorite time
of the year ♪
♪ Jing-a-ling,
jing-a-ling-a-ling ♪
♪ And you won't want to leave
'cause if you all believe ♪
♪ Santa soon will be here ♪
♪ It's my most
favoritest time... ♪
Where did you learn
how to rhyme?
♪ Christmas
is my favorite time ♪
♪ Of the year ♪
Yeah!
Whoo!
Man, that felt good.
Now, who's gonna sing next?
Anybody? Anybody?
Okay, well, then I guess
I'll sing another.
♪ A-heeee-- ♪
[ applause ]
♪ Stirring a big pot ♪
♪ Full of goodies
for our snack ♪
♪ Fungus
and tree rot ♪
♪ Stink bugs by the stack ♪
♪ Ba do, bo bo ♪
♪ How we like to eat ♪
♪ Worms and grubs and slop ♪
♪ It brings such joy
and is a treat ♪
♪ With pickled skunk on top ♪
♪ So, bug cocoon,
lick the spoon ♪
♪ Try our cricket slurp ♪
[ slurps ]
♪ And how I just love rat pie ♪
♪ It always makes me burp ♪
[ burps ]
♪ Serve a toad a la mode ♪
♪ Roadkill tastes so fine. ♪
Mm-hmm.
♪ Pigeon wings
and spider strings ♪
♪ Is the perfect way to dine ♪
[ cheers and applause ]
Back in my village,
the holidays
is almost all about the turrón,
dancing the flamenco,
and the bittersweet serenade
of this song.
[ castanets click ]
♪ Fleas navidad ♪
♪ I've got fleas navidad ♪
♪ My coat is itching,
and my eyes go sad ♪
♪ I want a cleansing flea dip
for Christmas ♪
♪ A fine leather flea collar
for Christmas ♪
♪ A nice shampoo and fluffing
for Christmas ♪
♪ To make the itching stop ♪
Ha ha!
Ha!
Yay!
Ha ha ha!
Ooh!
Don't mind if I do.
Not on my watch!
Ow!
Hey!
They're just cookies.
It's not like they're real.
What do you know
about being real?
Nothing.
All right, everyone!
Let's wrap it up!
[ "Jingle Bell Rock"-like
music plays ]
♪ Fairy tale, very tale,
merry tale fun ♪
♪ Happily after
and happily done ♪
♪ Snowman, you know, man,
and Donkey -- that's me ♪
♪ And a puppet boy
made of teak ♪
♪ Abracadabra and cookity do ♪
♪ Home by midnight
'cause Santa is due ♪
♪ Cheeses that pleases
and stink really bad ♪
♪ That makes Christmas glad ♪
♪ Our confetti, ja,
with poinsettia ♪
♪ As we all trim the tree ♪
♪ Pussy cat time ♪
♪ Boots and hat time ♪
♪ And a stocking full of coal
for me ♪
♪ Iggity, piggity ♪
♪ Ogre roar now ♪
Rar!
♪ Shake the rafters loud ♪
♪ Huffin' and a puffin'
in a granny's frock ♪
♪ That's the fairy tale ♪
♪ That's the merry tale ♪
♪ That's the fairy tale rock ♪
Ha!
Chug chug chug chug,
choo-choo!
Come on, everyone!
I'm bustin' you out!
No one's gonna eat you
this year!
All: Merry Christmas!
Donkey: And thanks for making
my caroling party
Christmas-tacular!
[ cheerful Christmas music ]