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{\an7}[ upbeat Christmas music plays ]
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{\an8}♪ Jing-a-ling ♪
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Donkey: Okay, now,
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{\an1}the parfaits go on that table,
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{\an1}and the bog nog goes over there.
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And remember, make sure
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the piles of cookies
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are arranged
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in fun holiday shapes!
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Oh, man, Shrek,
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I just love this!
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{\an5}Don't you just love this?
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Sure, Donkey.
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{\an1}This is gonna be
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{\an1}the best Christmas party ever
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because this year,
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everybody's gonna sing
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{\an1}their favorite Christmas carol.
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I hear even the Shrek family
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is gonna sing.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah!
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Yeehaw!
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{\an5}No more bog nog for him.
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{\an1}[ laughs ]
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{\an1}♪ It's my most favorite time
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of the year ♪
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{\an5}♪ Jing-a-ling,
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jing-a-ling-a-ling ♪
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{\an1}♪ With the parties and carols ♪
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♪ And cider in barrels ♪
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♪ For everyone here ♪
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Hey, Shrek!
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Check it out!
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{\an1}I found a real Christmas elf
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out in the garbage.
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I'm not an elf.
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I'm Rumpelstiltskin!
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Now let me
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out of this cage!
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Oh,
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{\an1}so you can run away again?
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{\an1}I don't think so!
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Oh, hey, Wolf.
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{\an4}Do you like that?
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{\an1}It's a mega-sized
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Santa replica,
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{\an1}made from a new magic
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called plastic.
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Yeah.
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It's freakin' me out.
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Hey, pigs,
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you got to try
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Dragon's spicy
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{\an1}reindeer apple balls.
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Oh, no, thank you.
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We are on a diet.
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We are
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{\an1}chubby buddies.
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We're getting ready
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for...
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All: Swimsuit weather!
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[ laughing ]
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Move it along, pigs.
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Nothing to eat here.
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{\an1}You guys, this is not a place
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to take a nap.
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Wake up.
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Wake up!
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♪ It's the warm,
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fluffiest season of all ♪
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{\an5}♪ Jing-a-ling,
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jing-a-ling-a-ling ♪
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{\an1}♪ Where the fun never ends ♪
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{\an1}♪ And my closest of friends
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{\an1}are packed here in the hall ♪
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♪ I'll be shocked
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{\an1}if this don't end in a brawl ♪
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[ laughing ]
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Attention, attention,
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attention, everybody!
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I want to thank all of you
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for coming out
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to my holiday extravaganza
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caroling Christmas-tacular!
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I hope all of you have been
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brushing up on your singing
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more than Gretchen
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brushes her teeth.
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Take that and eat it!
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♪ There'll be apples
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for bobbing ♪
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{\an5}♪ And fruitcake ♪
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♪ And sobbing ♪
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♪ And games filled
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with holiday fun ♪
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{\an4}♪ There'll be candy ♪
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♪ Und presents ♪
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♪ Roast turkey
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und pheasant ♪
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{\an1}♪ And stockings for everyone ♪
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{\an1}♪ It's my most favorite time
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of the year ♪
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{\an5}♪ Jing-a-ling,
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jing-a-ling-a-ling ♪
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{\an1}♪ And you won't want to leave
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'cause if you all believe ♪
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♪ Santa soon will be here ♪
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♪ It's my most
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favoritest time... ♪
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Where did you learn
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how to rhyme?
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♪ Christmas
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is my favorite time ♪
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♪ Of the year ♪
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Yeah!
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Whoo!
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Man, that felt good.
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Now, who's gonna sing next?
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Anybody? Anybody?
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Okay, well, then I guess
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I'll sing another.
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♪ A-heeee-- ♪
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[ applause ]
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♪ Stirring a big pot ♪
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♪ Full of goodies
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for our snack ♪
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♪ Fungus
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and tree rot ♪
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{\an4}♪ Stink bugs by the stack ♪
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♪ Ba do, bo bo ♪
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♪ How we like to eat ♪
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{\an1}♪ Worms and grubs and slop ♪
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♪ It brings such joy
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and is a treat ♪
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{\an1}♪ With pickled skunk on top ♪
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♪ So, bug cocoon,
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lick the spoon ♪
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{\an5}♪ Try our cricket slurp ♪
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{\an1}[ slurps ]
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{\an1}♪ And how I just love rat pie ♪
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{\an5}♪ It always makes me burp ♪
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[ burps ]
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♪ Serve a toad a la mode ♪
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{\an4}♪ Roadkill tastes so fine. ♪
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Mm-hmm.
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♪ Pigeon wings
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and spider strings ♪
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{\an1}♪ Is the perfect way to dine ♪
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{\an5}[ cheers and applause ]
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Back in my village,
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{\an1}the holidays
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{\an1}is almost all about the turrón,
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dancing the flamenco,
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and the bittersweet serenade
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of this song.
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{\an5}[ castanets click ]
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♪ Fleas navidad ♪
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♪ Fleas navidad ♪
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♪ I've got fleas navidad ♪
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♪ My coat is itching,
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and my eyes go sad ♪
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{\an1}♪ I want a cleansing flea dip
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for Christmas ♪
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{\an1}♪ A fine leather flea collar
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for Christmas ♪
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{\an1}♪ A nice shampoo and fluffing
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for Christmas ♪
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{\an1}♪ To make the itching stop ♪
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{\an1}Ha ha!
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Ha!
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Yay!
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Ha ha ha!
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Ooh!
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{\an1}Don't mind if I do.
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Not on my watch!
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Ow!
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{\an5}Hey!
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They're just cookies.
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It's not like they're real.
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What do you know
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about being real?
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Nothing.
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All right, everyone!
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Let's wrap it up!
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[ "Jingle Bell Rock"-like
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music plays ]
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♪ Fairy tale, very tale,
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merry tale fun ♪
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♪ Happily after
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and happily done ♪
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♪ Snowman, you know, man,
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and Donkey -- that's me ♪
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♪ And a puppet boy
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made of teak ♪
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{\an1}♪ Abracadabra and cookity do ♪
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♪ Home by midnight
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'cause Santa is due ♪
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♪ Cheeses that pleases
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and stink really bad ♪
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{\an1}♪ That makes Christmas glad ♪
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♪ Our confetti, ja,
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with poinsettia ♪
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♪ As we all trim the tree ♪
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♪ Pussy cat time ♪
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♪ Boots and hat time ♪
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{\an1}♪ And a stocking full of coal
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for me ♪
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♪ Iggity, piggity ♪
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{\an5}♪ Ogre roar now ♪
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Rar!
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♪ Shake the rafters loud ♪
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♪ Huffin' and a puffin'
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in a granny's frock ♪
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♪ That's the fairy tale ♪
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♪ That's the merry tale ♪
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{\an1}♪ That's the fairy tale rock ♪
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Ha!
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Chug chug chug chug,
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choo-choo!
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{\an1}Come on, everyone!
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{\an1}I'm bustin' you out!
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{\an1}No one's gonna eat you
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this year!
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All: Merry Christmas!
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{\an1}Donkey: And thanks for making
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my caroling party
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Christmas-tacular!
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{\an1}[ cheerful Christmas music ]