♪♪
What should we do for lunch?
How about that Salad-on-A-Stick place?
Can't we do something normal, like Diarrhea Dan's Tripe Troff?
I have a coupon for General Tso's Clam Shack.
A Tuesday in Clam-vember?
We'll never get in.
There's only one way to settle this.
Recklessly.
♪♪
[ Beeping ]
[ Robosucks screech ]
♪♪
It's tripe time.
♪♪
Whooooa!
Oh!
Whoo!
[ Laughs ]
Wha!
♪♪
The hell are you doing?
[ Sizzling ]
Job stuff?
♪♪
Gather round. I have announcement to make!
Is it about the robot under the sheet?
When you went to the bathroom, we all looked under the sheet.
Whatever. You ruin your surprise.
Obo is activated.
Obo here to help.
He is part of new Plugger-Inners project.
Manual says he learns at geometric rate.
Greetings, new coworkers.
You take him on installs and show him how to do job.
How can Obo help you?
Let's ask it a tough question.
Obo, what time is it?
[ Grunts ] Ow!
What is this interpersonal exchange?
Sorry, that's what we do when he makes stupid comments.
Understood.
It is 11:08 A.M.
Current temperature is 71 degrees.
Fahrenheit or Celsius?
Oh! He does learn fast!
Dude sounds like a friggin' nerd, though.
Obo is sorry.
Obo will learn from new coworkers.
Oh! Dude sounds like a friggin' nerd, though. Oh! Dude sounds like a friggin' nerd, though.
What's up? Let's install some TVs, my dudes.
We're called the Plugger-Inners,
but the job is more complicated
than just plugging stuff in.
Aw, jeez, we gotta go back to the store.
[ Groans ] Damn it!
I'm all out of coffee and I've gotta be here for these idiots!
They better not take forever or I'm gonna shred
their B-holes on Yelp!
Ah!
Obo, stop peeping at the customers.
Hey! How long is this gonna take?
Ma'am, please enjoy this complimentary latte
while we finish.
What? A portrait of me in the foam?
Wow! Now, that's service.
Thank you for not shredding our B-holes on Yelp.
[ Electronic music playing ]
You good with these tunes, my dudes?
Yeah, totally, Obo.
Guys, I think Ezra is making us train our replacement.
C'mon, there's no way a robot could take over for us.
All done with install number two!
[ Gasps ] Huh?
When did we even get here?
You seemed busy, so Obo did the job for you.
On to stop number three, my dudes!
We're doomed!
What are we gonna do?
Well, Obo can't replace us...
if Obo can't do the job.
We're gonna sabotage him.
Oh!
'Cause I was gonna say, he can definitely do the job.
Yeah, he's much better than us.
All done with install number three!
[ Crickets chirping ]
Obs, we got a very important job 50 miles that way.
In a place called, uh...
"Shitsville". [ Both laugh ]
We'd go there ourselves, but uh...
it's a van-free town. Very religious.
Obo is here to help!
See you later, dudes!
More like see ya never.
Ha!
[ Laughing evilly ]
Ezra, we have some bad news.
It looks like Obo ran away.
Shhh! We are live in Schydzville,
a town few even knew existed,
where last night, something amazing happened.
We was just gazin' at our starin' wall,
when this shiny metal man comes in and installs us a TV.
Yeah. We turned on that weather channel in time
to hear about a twister coming our way.
That robot saved our lives.
That is amazing.
Amazing for business!
You're doing great job training Obo.
He's become my best Plugger-Inner.
There he is now!
My dudes!
Obo, even though you not human,
I make you employee of the month.
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
If we want to keep our jobs, there's only one option left.
We have to destroy Obo.
How's it gonna go down?
I'll do it at my place.
Let's just say I've got some...
specialized equipment.
[ Grunting ] Come on.
Emily? You seen my baseball bat?
[ Laughing ] Obo fixed Bun-Bun's missing eye.
Yay!
Now she can get her driver's license!
Obo has filed Bridgette's taxes,
netting Bridgette a $700 refund.
And...spent. [ Cellphone chimes ] And...spent. [ Cellphone chimes ]
And Emily, Obo made you tea.
Eh...I was hoping you could do my taxes too, or, you know...
Oh, my freaking God, that's good tea!
[ Moaning ]
Obo, if you've got all these -- [Grunts] -- skills,
how come you just install TVs?
Because that is what Obo is programmed to do.
Josh can barely dress himself, and even he wants to do more
than just work at Plugger-Inners.
Really?
What could be better than being a Plugger-Inner?
Uh, shirt-tucker?
Hammer lady? Bug salesman?
Toilet? Literally anything.
Josh's dream is to make video games.
Dreams? What are...dreams?
You know, ambitions, goals.
What you want to do with your life.
Daddy, Obo is so awesome!
Did you know he knows the day and the time?
Yeah, yeah, he's thoughtful and kind and dependable.
Don't get too attached.
Obo, can you, uh,
wait for me in the garage?
Okay. Are Obo's dreams in there?
Uh, yeah, sure.
Yay!
[ Inhales sharply, exhales sharply ]
[ Items clatter ] Ah... [ Items clatter ] Ah...
Is that you, Josh?
Obo is playing your game, "Space Omelette".
You created something challenging, yet lighthearted.
You really think so?
You're fortunate to have a beautiful family.
Your wife, Emily; your children, Candice and Alex.
Obo is programmed only to be Plugger-Inner, and nothing else.
Nothing.
You must be proud of who you are.
Yeah...
Totally.
Obo is feeling weird about his programming.
Obo needs to do some computing.
Okay, Obo.
I guess I'll see you at work tomorrow.
Huh?
Huh...
You had one job to do.
I pulled the plug on three of my grandparents.
It's not that hard.
Then why don't you do it? No way.
I can't kill someone with that smile.
Obs? You okay?
[ Sighs ]
Did Obo just sigh?
Let's get in there and install those TVs
because that's all we're programmed to do.
By the time Obo's battery degrades,
Obo will have installed TVs for 3,140 years,
18 days, nine hours.
Ugh, same.
Uh, Obo, we just passed the exit.
Obo's destination is no longer El Segundo.
[ Gasps ]
New Destination -- end of suffering.
Time to arrival -- five seconds.
[ Screaming ]
[ Grunting ]
Obo, what the hell?
You almost killed us all!
Obo calculated his dudes would survive without injury.
But the only way out for Obo is the sweet release of death.
Hmmm...
Ha!
This is what we wanted...isn't it?
Not anymore.
Dante, didn't Obo give you Lasik?
Yeah. He saw me squinting when I was reading that pudding label.
And Anders, didn't Obo put on a wig and pretend
to be your girlfriend at your high school reunion?
We danced all night.
Guys, he's done nothing but try and help us.
Now we have to help him.
♪♪
[ Car horn honking ]
Do not try to stop me, Josh!
I need to be deleted.
No! We won't let you!
Ah!
Yeah! Yes! Yeah! Yes!
Obo!
Take me, non-Newtonian fluid.
Aw... Hmm.
Yes, that will do.
Jump!
♪♪
[ Explosion ]
♪♪
Obo!
Obo, stop!
Give Obo one good reason being Plugger-Inner forever
is better than self-deletion.
Well, there's -- there's got to be one.
I can't think of any.
Our job sucks. Yeah, man.
If it wasn't for you guys, I'd probably kill myself, too.
Wait, that's it!
Yeah, suicide pact!
Stupid comment!
[ Grunts ] Oof! Ehh...
Obo, you're right. Our job sucks.
It's nine hours a day of soul-crushing boredom.
But what makes it okay is that we do it together.
With our friends.
Friends like you, Obo.
Obo is... your friend?
Of course!
No one's as nice to me as you are, Obs.
You're like a really cool clock.
You complimented my game.
Not even my own family likes my game.
Obo did have some small notes.
The point is, you may have to do this job forever,
but you won't have to do it alone.
My dude.
Obo is your dude!
[ Screaming ]
So...we cancel robot project.
Obo was just too emotional.
Then we get to keep our jobs?
Yeah, sure, okay.
Is too bad, though.
I was going promote you to robot supervisors.
More pay. Fewer hours.
Oh, well.
On the plus side, we have each other?
♪♪
My dudes!
♪♪
Oh, snaaaaaaaaap!
Did Candice Singleton just enter the car?
Mom, stop. Ugh.
How was your day? Did you get educated AF?
Ugh...
Daaaamn.
Looks like somebody stans baby carrots.
How's your squad? Are they keeping it 100?
Ooh, bedtime on fleek,
who wants to get turnt with "Curious George"?
[ Slam ]
[ Sighs ]
Ma'am, step away from the door.
What are you doing, Randy?
I'm protecting the asset, ma'am.
Well, I'm the asset's mother, so...
Do not test me, Emily!
I swear to God, I will axe kick you
through that wall.
It'll be all like -- ahh!
Ow! Ooh!
[ Grunts ]
♪♪
The Vikings believed this pendant granted wishes.
Cooool. Cooool.
[ Sighs loudly ]
Emily, you have, uh, something to sigh?
Candice has been giving me the silent treatment all week.
She won't talk to me, she won't tell me
what's going on at school.
She's just going through a phase.
Emily, don't worry.
All kids push their parents away when they're about to move out.
She's five.
Come on, let's get blackout drunk, go on Amazon,
and see what shows up tomorrow.
I call it "Wine and Prime."
I just wish I was closer to Candice.
[ Yawns ]
Ah!
[ Grunting ]
Aah!
[ Gasps ] The pendant!
Come on, Candice, let's get you to the bus!
[ Sighs ] Candice! You can't be in my room.
Adult single man, little kid. I-I-I-It's not a good look.
No, it's me, Emily!
Nice try.
Your mom and I might not be that close,
but I know that she's the big one and you're the little one.
No! Wait!
I can prove it.
Last year I walked in on you
using my hand mirror to see your own butthole!
[ Gasps ] Emily?
You were on your mattress
with your legs over your head --
Okay, okay. Stop talking about it.
What happened to you?!
I said I wished I was closer to Candice,
and your stupid Viking thingy shrunk me.
Ha! It made you closer to Candice in size?
[ Laughs ] Hilarious.
How do I change back?
I don't know!
It's not my fault you weren't more specific.
Just figure it out!
You should've said something like,
"I wish I was emotionally close to my offspring."
Oh, shit.
[ School bus hisses ]
Hey.
Maybe I actually could get closer to Candice.
♪♪
Hey, Candi-- I mean,
cand I sit here?
That's what I meant. I just want to put my tiny body on the seat
next to a fellow child.
Uh, sure. Thanks.
I was afraid I'd have to sit in the back with the weird kids.
[ Laughs ]
Oookay.
My name's Candice. What's yours?
It's Em-- uhhh...
Emma? Yes!
Yes, Emma.
A normal name for a normal girl.
[ Chuckles ]
Want to tell each other secrets?
Uh, I don't know.
I'll go first. I secretly love my mom.
She gives me baby carrots and I appreciate everything about her.
Your turn. [ Giggles ]
I've got to go sit over there now.
[ Grunts ] Sorry.
Offspring? Why did I say offspring?
Calm down.
You don't have any offspring.
Ah! The pendant can't make you have kids.
Can it?
DJ: Going alllll the way back to 1999.
It's The Offspring with "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)"!
Ugh, '90s rock. Ugh.
What the...? No!
What are you doing?
Stop it!
[ Volume increases ]
I'm emotionally close to The Offspring!
[ Bell rings ]
Uh, hello, Mr. Campbell.
I'm -- Great, another new student.
Why don't you introduce yourself while I make you
a chair out of Amazon boxes?
[ Sighs ]
Hi! My name is Emma.
I'm five. Obviously.
And I like things five-year-olds like.
I hate vaping. And I love my mom.
Who doesn't love moms?
You can talk to them all day long.
This kid is obsessed with moms!
[ Laughter ]
You're losing them, Emily.
Huh? Huuuh?
Hey, Cameron, this weird kid is stealing your bit.
Hey, weird kid, stop stealing my bit!
Kids: Booooooooo!
[ Chanting "Weird kid!" ]
[ Tires screech ]
[ Breathing heavily ]
Are there any tickets left?!
Hold on, let me check.
Yeah.
Oh. Okay, give me a hundred! Wait!
Quatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
Okay. Agh!
I just need one to get in, is that right?
One. Okay, I'll take one.
No, two so I can hang one on my wall and keep one in my wallet.
Ooh, yeah.
Wow, you must, like, really love The Offspring.
Just give me the [bleep] tickets!
[ Grunting ]
Damn it!
Oh, no.
Too scared to throw rocks at a beehive?
Jade Cartwright, you stop it right now!
What do you want, weird kid?
Talk about scared? At the last PTA meeting,
your mother told me you sleep with a night light.
[ Gasps ] And your dad's not on a business trip.
He moved in with his Pilates instructor.
[ Indistinct yelling ]
[ Sobbing ]
Are you okay?
You made Jade cry.
Wanna be my friend?
♪♪
And over there is David Lin.
He's a third-grader. We'll get married someday.
And that's my friend Maddie.
Jade used to be my friend.
Last week, she told me that when a mommy and a daddy
love each other very much, they touch butts together,
and then a baby falls out of their butts.
You know that's not how it works.
Ugh! You sound like my mom.
I told her, and she told Jade's mom, and Jade got in trouble,
which made her mad at me,
so I decided to stop telling my mom stuff.
Uh... That's the reason?
Reason for what?
Nothing. Nothing.
BT-dubs are you gonna eat your baby carrots?
'Cause I stan baby carrots.
Wait, my mom says, "Stan baby carrots."
Wait. That's my mom's sweater!
Are you...
my mom?!
I'm sorry. What is going on?! I'm sorry. What is going on?!
Don't freak out! I-I accidentally wished
on Alex's weird Viking thingy
and now we're getting so close
and I just -- I really love being your friend.
You were spying on me?!
♪♪
I'm gonna go make up with Jade
by throwing rocks at that beehive!
Wait, please --
And I'm never talking to you again!
Oh, cool. I stan baby carrots, too.
[ Bees buzzing ]
You don't have to do this!
Shut up, weird kid!
Go ahead, Candice.
I'll forgive you if you throw a rock at that beehive.
Okay, first of all, that makes no sense.
And, Candice, bees are already dying at an alarming rate.
You're not my mom.
Kids: Ooooooooh!
Yes, I am.
Oooooooh!
Wait, what?
[ Both grunting ]
[ Chanting "Fight!" ]
♪♪
[ Screaming ]
♪ But in his own mind, he's the ♪
♪ He's the dopest trip ♪
♪ Give it to me, baby ♪
[ Screams ]
♪ Give it to me, baby ♪
Ah! Don't give it to me.
Why do I know all the lyrics?!
There's only one way out!
♪ Uno, dos, tres, quatro, cinco, cinco -- ♪
[ Buzzing stops ]
[ Buzzing resumes ]
I can't believe you got us into this!
♪♪
What -- What are you doing?
I'm being your mother.
[ Screams ]
♪ A player straight ♪
♪ You know he really doesn't -- ♪
Sorry, Noodles.
How do I know his name?
[ Audience booing ] What? What?
You guys don't understand.
There's only one way to break this curse.
Huh?
You saved me.
That's what moms do.
I'm sorry I lied to you.
I just... I wanted us to be...
close. Oh.
[ Sobbing ]
♪♪
[ Gasps ] What?
Kids: Whooooa!
♪♪
[ Gasps ] I'm me!
Candice, I'll never betray your confidence again.
I promise, you can tell me anything.
[ Chuckles ] Okay.
I can see your butt.
Oh God! I'll see you at home!
Whooaaa.
So, she really was her mom.
Kids: Oooooh!
Hey! You're back to normal? How'd you do that?
I guess I learned my lesson
and, poof, the curse was broken.
Cool, cool. So, uh,
that's why smashing the pendant didn't work.
Oh, well!
♪ ...own mind, he's the, he's the dopest trip ♪
♪ Give it to me, baby ♪
♪♪