♪ Vampirina ♪
♪ We were normal vampires In Transylvania ♪
♪ Like the other monsters On every block ♪
♪ Till we packed our things And we flapped our wings ♪
♪ And we got a case Of human race culture shock ♪
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪
♪ I may be blue With pointy teeth ♪
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪
♪ But I'm not so different Underneath ♪
♪ It's true that our taste May be a little offbeat ♪
♪ But we're the battiest Monsters you'll ever meet ♪
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪
♪ A ghoulish girl In a human world ♪
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪
♪ It may seem strange But it's true ♪
♪ I'm just like you ♪
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪
[Vampirina] "Home Is Where the Hauntleys Are."
Hmm.
I don't see it in the Creepy Clubhouse, Demi.
Oh, but I have to have my fancy bow tie for the ceremony.
Oh, who am I kidding? I look handsome in anything.
[giggles] You really do.
But the Scare B&B ceremony is with all our human friends.
No one's really going to see you anyway.
Come on.
It looks positively spooky in here.
Oh, thank you, batkins.
I thought a little monster magic
would help spruce up the B&B for our big day.
We want everyone in tip‐top‐terror shape.
Uh‐huh.
Remind me again why I have to look so shiny?
Because today, our Scare B&B is receiving a human award.
Edna and the Historical Society said our house is the oldest
and most beautifully unique home in the whole neighborhood.
It's also the most haunted.
Did they say that?
Well, no, but our human neighbors
must love our frightful style.
We've really come a long way since we moved here.
Remember how jumpy the humans were?
And screamy.
Shrieky, jittery, terrified, odd fashion choices.
What? Humans love wearing pants.
Come on, I'm more of a bow tie ghost myself.
Now everyone loves our haunted house.
And I couldn't be more proud.
‐[doorbell rings] ‐Oh! That is our cue.
‐Happy ceremony day, Hauntleys. ‐[barks]
Oh, you too, Wolfie.
We at the Historical Society
are thrilled to honor your Scare B&B.
Your house is, um, uniquely charming.
Which is why we will be presenting you with this.
The Golden Keystone Award.
It's beautiful.
You'll be the only house in town displaying this beauty.
And everyone will be watching when you receive it.
[squeals] I can't wait!
Poppy, Bridget, Edgar.
I'm so spooked you're all here.
You and your family receiving an amazing award?
We wouldn't miss it.
Mom says it's a pretty big deal.
Just don't trip, or blink, or drop the award on your toe.
‐[gasps] ‐[chuckles]
But that's just what I'd be worried about.
You'll be fine.
Thanks.
I can't believe the whole town is here.
There's even a party afterwards.
It's going to be awesome.
And delicious. [giggles]
‐Demi! ‐Whoops. Okay, poofing now.
[Edna] Oh, Hauntleys. Almost ready?
[squeaks] It's starting!
Good luck, Vee.
Well, we'd better get back inside.
Aw, we always have to hide and miss all the fun, humany stuff.
Wait, maybe you don't have to go.
This ceremony is about the Scare B&B,
which means it's about all of us.
Vee's right. You should stay.
As long as no one sees you.
Why don't you just hide... here.
‐[Demi] Yay! ‐[Remy] Perfect.
You can stay right here, too, Wolfie.
‐[barks] ‐[laughs]
[Edna] Hello, everybody!
On behalf of the Pennsylvania Historical Society,
we're here to honor the Scare B&B...
And the family that's made it
such a unique part of our community...
By awarding the Golden Keystone.
[all gasp and applaud]
[Wolfie barks]
[panting]
[gasps] Ice cream!
Wolfie, no!
[slurps]
[howls]
‐[loud crash] ‐[Gregoria] Grab him!
[frantic chatter]
[Edna] Please give a round of applause
for the Scare B&B and...
Oh, no. Watch out!
...the Hauntleys!
Oh, no. Not the battys.
[both yelp]
[all scream]
Wait!
Maybe I can turn into a bat,
but we're not scary.
‐No need to run. ‐[all screaming]
Or scream.
Wh‐Wh‐What is going on?
Don't panic.
‐Hey, nice bow tie. ‐[gasps and screams]
Ghost!
Ha‐ha! Do not worry.
This happens all the time.
[screams]
Oh, my. Oh, dear. Oh, no!
‐Mom, it's okay. ‐They're only vampires.
The ghost is really friendly too.
So is the skeleton.
V‐V‐Vampires?
G‐G‐G‐Ghosts?
‐Hi! ‐[Edna] Skeletons?
We're just your average family of monsters.
Talking g‐g‐g‐garden gnome!
[groans]
Actually, I'm a talking gargoyle.
This is bad. Batty‐bad.
A few minutes ago, everyone loved us.
Now, everyone is scared.
Vampires sighted in Pennsylvania.
Could your neighbors be vampires,
ghosts, or even this terrifying garden gnome?
I'm a gargoyle, and I'm delightful.
This is awful.
The photographers didn't even get my good side.
And the whole town thinks we're scary monsters.
Yes. That too. Ooh!
I don't understand.
We're still the same Hauntleys they know.
But now, everyone's terrified.
The humans are just a bit surprised
by how different we really are.
And sometimes, different can seem scary.
But don't worry.
I'm sure this will all blow over like swamp fog.
Papa's right.
Our friends won't be scared for long.
They've probably already forgotten
about this whole ordeal.
‐[barks] ‐Then why are there still
a clawful of reporters on our doorstep?
Maybe they're waiting for an exclusive interview
with Pennsylvania's most lovable ghost.
‐[Vampirina] Demi, wait! ‐[reporters scream]
Never mind, they're not quite ready.
Oh! If the humans are scared, how are we going to fit in?
All we have to do is show the humans we're just like them,
by acting as human as possible.
♪ Grab your sweaters They look great ♪
♪ With their kittens And their fuzz ♪
♪ For we must impersonate ♪
♪ All the things An ordinary person does ♪
♪ Soon we'll be... ♪
[all] ♪ Totally human ♪
♪ Look at me ♪
[all] ♪ Totally human ♪
♪ Saying things Like "holy cow" ♪
[all] ♪ Totally human now ♪
♪ We'll make small talk Chit and chat ♪
♪ So the town Forgets their dread ♪
♪ In a trench coat And a hat ♪
♪ Sitting on an irritated Gargoyle's head ♪
‐♪ Here we are ♪ ‐[all] ♪ Totally human ♪
♪ Not bizarre ♪
[all] ♪ Totally human ♪
[Demi] ♪ Just your average family Wow ♪
[all] ♪ Totally human now ♪
I don't think this is such a good idea.
♪ Here's our chance ♪
[all] ♪ Totally human ♪
♪ Wearing pants ♪
[all] ♪ Totally human ♪
[Boris] ♪ Just put on a smile now ♪
[all] ♪ Totally human now ♪
Whew! Oh, it is no use.
We didn't do anything monstery, and the humans are still scared.
Maybe we're trying to be too human.
We just need to find a way to show the town the real us,
and everything that's spooktacular
about being a monster.
Maybe then they won't be afraid.
Everyone, we've been thinking.
What's the plan, Papa? Go door to door?
Oh, throw a monsterific bash?
Hmm, maybe Edgar can make a video
about how fangtastically friendly we are.
I don't know, batkins.
Now that everyone knows we're monsters,
it seems nothing will change the humans' minds about us.
And when we moved to Pennsylvania,
the last thing we ever wanted to do was scare anyone.
So, what are we going to do?
Papa and I think it might be best
to move back to Transylvania.
Huh?
But what about my friends,
and school, and the Scare B&B?
Are you bat‐solutely, positively sure
that's the only solution?
If the humans are frightened of us,
there's nothing else we can do.
I'm sorry, little Vee.
It's time to pack up our Scare B&B.
I can't believe it.
Nothing's going to be the same here without you, Vee.
But we'll always be friends,
no matter how far away you are, right?
Of course.
And I'm going to find a way to come back.
There's got to be a way to show everyone
that being a monster isn't so bad.
If anyone can do that, it's you.
Goodbye, Scare B&B.
Oh! Goodbye, you magnificent walls.
[gasps]
And goodbye my‐‐ Mwah‐‐
Favorite creaky floorboard!
‐[sobs] ‐[Oxana] Oh!
I hope Edna and the Historical Society
don't change too much.
The Historical Society?
We're leaving the Scare B&B in their hands.
They'll take good care of it.
Which reminds me,
we'll need to leave all the keys that go with the house
so they can access it.
Oh, no.
All the keys?
Well, it's time to load up.
You coming, Vee?
In a sec.
[door opens]
The booprints belong with the Scare B&B.
And so does this.
If only there was a way to show everyone
how bat‐tastically magical being a monster really is.
Goodbye to the best haunted house ever.
[car engine starts]
All right, we're just going to ring the doorbell
and leave the award.
Yes. [gulps]
Lead the way, Edna.
Uh...
‐[doorbell shrieks] ‐[all scream]
[gasps] Oh, wait.
The Hauntley's doorbell always does that.
H‐H‐Hello?
‐[Poppy] Mom? ‐[all scream]
Everything okay? We heard shrieking.
Oh, we're here to drop off the Hauntleys' award.
But if they're not home, we'll just be on our way. Bye!
Mom, the Hauntleys are gone.
Vee and her family moved back to Transylvania.
They did?
[gasps] Well, I'll be.
The Hauntleys left the Scare B&B to the Historical Society.
Ah, we'll just clean the cobwebs,
and the Scare B&B will be a lovely stop
on our neighborhood tour.
I suppose that's true.
[laughs]
But doesn't the house feel different to you?
All the Hauntleys' things are gone.
I'm sure we can find a few items.
Oh, this map shows us everything in the house.
Oh, let's have a look around.
Those are Vee's magical booprints.
[gasps]
Ah, maybe there's something in here.
Huh.
Was that closet always there?
‐Wait! No! ‐Stop! Not a closet!
[all yell]
Rise and slime.
Ghoul evening.
[yawns]
I hope we didn't sleep the night away. What time is it?
[laughs]
Time for Chef Remy bones scones.
Okay, okay, I'm up, I'm up!
See? I don't want to be ghost toast before breakfast.
Now, Puffers, you know better than to chase Demi.
‐[squeaks and coos] ‐You make me so proud.
Is Vampirina coming down for breakfast?
Oh, I hope she's not too upset.
Leaving Pennsylvania was a monster big deal for her.
It was for all of us.
Thanks for letting us stay, Mom.
Can I request a roommate that isn't a baby dragon?
Aah! Hey, come on.
I'll go check on Vee.
[playing guitar]
Missing Pennsylvania, kiddo?
I miss my friends and my room.
Even sleeping at night, and cookies without eyeballs.
I still can't help but feel we never should have left.
‐[squeals] ‐A bat‐chat.
From Poppy and Bridget.
Hi, Vee. I'm so glad my mom said we could call.
I miss you so much.
I haven't quite figured out
how to come back to Pennsylvania just yet,
but I won't give up.
Good, because we have a problem.
It's raining cats and frogs.
‐[Demi] Great ghosts! ‐[Vampirina] Oh, no!
We're pretty sure the monster magic
is coming from the Scare B&B.
But we brought everything with us.
Spell books, potions, wands.
[gasps] My toothbrush.
I left it on the sink!
I don't think that's what's causing
magical mayhem in Pennsylvania.
Hold on. I left the booprints and my skeleton key behind.
Yup. We found them.
Wait a spooky second.
Did the house create a new secret room?
I thought the house only creates rooms that we need.
Then why did it create the Vault of Monster Magic?
[gasps] Because I asked it to!
Oh, we have to go back to Pennsylvania.
‐[frog croaks] ‐Aah!
To stop the frogs falling from the sky,
right?
And to show everyone
there's nothing to be afraid of.
I think the Scare B&B created that room to help us.
We'll be there soon.
Mama. Papa.
Batkins? Everything all right?
I know how we can show the humans
that monsters aren't so bad.
We have to go back.
I thought your human friends
shrieked and ran away
when they found out you were monsters.
I'm with Grandpop. They're afraid.
Why should we go back?
Because we were the ones who were afraid.
It felt really scary being treated only like a monster.
And I never want to feel that way again.
But we have to face our fears and be ourselves.
This is our chance to prove
that even though we're different,
we're not scary.
Being the true you is sometimes the hardest
and scariest thing of all.
I suppose trying to be human
wasn't the best way to win our neighbors over.
Because we'll never be human.
You're right. We're monsters.
But Poppy and Bridget said there's all sorts of crazy magic
coming from the Scare B&B.
Don't worry. I know what to do.
‐Are you with me? ‐[all] All right!
This ghost is onboard.
[laughs]
Wait, what are we doing?
We're going back to Pennsylvania.
[all screaming]
[Vampirina] Whoa!
[Oxana] Frogs and fangs.
Our neighbors look more frightened than ever.
All this is coming from our Scare B&B?
I think so.
But I have a plan.
‐Vee! ‐You're here!
Poppy! Bridget!
I'm so glad you came back.
And just in time.
How are we going to get rid of all this monster magic?
‐We're not. ‐Huh? ‐What?
Trust me. Come on.
There it is.
The Vault of Monster Magic.
And this new room is going to help us how exactly?
Before we left Pennsylvania,
all I wanted was a way to show the humans
that being a monster isn't so bad.
In fact, it's magical.
So the house created this room.
Now all we have to do is show the humans
everything that's spookiful about the monster world.
‐Amazing! ‐Wow!
‐Whoa! ‐Cool.
Like this.
Those are bursting bubbles.
Mama, Papa, do you think you can round them up?
Screamtastic idea, batkins.
And these are your most monsterific desserts, Chef Remy.
Can you catch them for the ultimate flying feast?
I know exactly how to serve them.
Nan, Grandpop, can you tame the critter storm?
‐On it. ‐Anything for my spookums.
Everybody, grab a broom.
This is the Weekly Weirdness episode of the century.
We've got critter storms, haunted bubbles,
flying monster food.
Even magic broomsticks.
Vee, this is epic.
I know. We just have to get everyone else to think so too.
Come on.
Witch's brooms!
[girl] Witch's brooms!
[boy] Run!
Or you could jump on.
[grunts]
Whoo‐hoo!
Yeah, it's pretty amazing.
It's not scary at all.
Try riding it gargoyle‐style.
‐Hoverbroom? Cool.
‐Let's do it. ‐Follow the adorable ghost.
Whoa!
‐[excited chatter] ‐[Vampirina] It worked.
The kids love it.
They're not afraid of flying.
Or you.
[Edna and Gore screaming]
We still have lots of neighbors to convince.
Come on.
[yelping]
‐Run for it! ‐[Vampirina] Hey, Mr. Gore.
‐Vee? ‐Don't run.
Try a broom. You too, Mr. Thornburg.
[both scream]
[squeaks]
‐Get me down! ‐Whoa!
Miss Peepleson, wait.
‐Mom, it's okay. Trust us. ‐No, no, no, no.
I‐I‐I‐I can't.
It's m‐m‐m‐monstery and‐‐
Whoa! Ooh!
‐Help. ‐Aah!
Are you sure about this, Vee?
Trust me. It's about to get magical.
Monster‐style.
Everybody ready?
‐Ready, spider. ‐Say the word, spookums.
Oui. Yes.
‐[Oxana] Ready when you are. ‐[Boris] Got it, batkins.
Now.
[firecrackers whistling]
Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
Miss Peepleson, look.
[gasps]
What is all this?
It's the magic of monsters.
Here, have a treat with the show.
Mmm!
Oh, my goodness.
Oh! It's amazing!
This is all so...
It's incredible!
[exclaims]
Whoo‐hoo!
[laughs]
My mom can really ride a broom.
I can't believe it. Vee, look.
[indistinct chattering]
[boy] So magical.
[girl] Cute.
Oh, so magical.
[Bridget] No one is scared anymore.
They love all the monster magic.
They love you, Vee.
Well, that was like nothing I've ever done in my life.
[laughs nervously]
Miss Peepleson, you don't have to be afraid.
We're monsters, and we may be different, but that's okay.
♪ We may not be the neighbors You expected ♪
♪ But our differences Don't need to be corrected ♪
♪ If you just wipe Your fears away ♪
♪ Well, surely then ♪
♪ You'll see that we're The same old friends ♪
♪ We've always been ♪
♪ Now you know All that we are ♪
♪ But take a look And you'll see ♪
♪ We're still the neighbors Who you come to know ♪
♪ And deep down below ♪
♪ We're just like your own Family ♪
♪ We're proud of all That we are ♪
♪ We want to share it With you ♪
♪ Some people may think ♪
♪ We're spooky or strange ♪
♪ But we'd never change ♪
♪ So here's what we're hoping You'll do ♪
♪ Love us for all that we are ♪
I never thought I'd live next door to vampires.
I'm sorry for being scared.
You may be different, but the truth is,
well, I just love you Hauntleys.
We all do.
I hope you'll stay in Pennsylvania.
This is our home.
We truly love it here.
The Hauntleys are here to stay.
‐[all cheer] ‐[man] Hooray!
[woman, chanting] Hauntleys! Hauntleys!
[Edna] Oh! Congratulations, Hauntleys.
Your home and your entire monster family
make our community truly unique.
On behalf of everyone in our neighborhood,
I present the Golden Keystone.
[all cheer]
‐[all] Yay! ‐Go, Vee.
[howls]
[Gore laughs]
Boris, Oxana, say a few words.
I think our little Vampirina should take the stage.
She's the reason we're back home.
The Scare B&B will always be a place for everyone,
no matter how different you are.
Whether you're human, monster, ghost or ghoul.
Or someone who's blue with pointy teeth, like me.
[all cheering and chattering]
[theme music playing]