1 00:00:00,016 --> 00:00:02,617 ♪ Yeah, louder ♪ 2 00:00:02,680 --> 00:00:04,023 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 3 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:06,718 ♪ I'm in London, got my beat from London ♪ 4 00:00:06,750 --> 00:00:09,587 ZOEY: You may not know who any of these people are, 5 00:00:09,619 --> 00:00:11,876 but you definitely know the people they've styled. 6 00:00:11,908 --> 00:00:13,130 ♪ Gucci bag ♪ ♪ Huh, haan ♪ 7 00:00:13,157 --> 00:00:14,658 ♪ Lifestyle ♪ 8 00:00:14,692 --> 00:00:16,661 These stylists use their visions 9 00:00:16,693 --> 00:00:19,297 to help shape and push the culture through fashion. 10 00:00:19,329 --> 00:00:21,732 Now, some people might think what they do is easy... 11 00:00:21,765 --> 00:00:23,767 - [Camera shutter clicking] - ♪ Lifestyle ♪ 12 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:25,503 ♪ No stylist ♪ 13 00:00:25,536 --> 00:00:27,806 I mean, how hard is it to put designer clothes 14 00:00:27,838 --> 00:00:29,439 on beautiful people, right? 15 00:00:29,472 --> 00:00:32,009 ♪ Diamonds on my neck, frozen tears ♪ 16 00:00:32,042 --> 00:00:35,979 Well, style may be eternal, but taste is subjective, 17 00:00:36,012 --> 00:00:39,317 - and it can be harder than you think... - [Chiming] 18 00:00:39,350 --> 00:00:43,755 ♪♪ 19 00:00:43,787 --> 00:00:45,088 ♪ Yeah ♪ 20 00:00:45,122 --> 00:00:48,649 Especially because the Internet never forgets. 21 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:49,827 ♪ Iced out ♪ 22 00:00:49,860 --> 00:00:51,528 ♪ No stylist ♪ 23 00:00:51,561 --> 00:00:53,030 ♪ New Chanel, Saint Laurent ♪ 24 00:00:53,064 --> 00:00:54,698 So, why did I decide to focus on styling 25 00:00:54,731 --> 00:00:56,634 instead of actual design? 26 00:00:56,667 --> 00:00:59,091 Oh, probably because the First Lady of America 27 00:00:59,116 --> 00:01:00,646 basically wrote to me personally 28 00:01:00,671 --> 00:01:03,548 and told me that I am, quote, "the future of fashion." 29 00:01:03,573 --> 00:01:08,346 "Zoey, fantastic work. Best, Michelle." 30 00:01:08,379 --> 00:01:09,814 Okay, whatever. 31 00:01:09,846 --> 00:01:12,177 I'm reading in between the lines. 32 00:01:12,202 --> 00:01:15,106 So, once I realized styling was my thing, 33 00:01:15,139 --> 00:01:17,842 there was no way I was gonna waste another second. 34 00:01:17,874 --> 00:01:19,644 Time to start building my portfolio. 35 00:01:19,677 --> 00:01:21,145 ♪ New Chanel, Saint Laurent ♪ 36 00:01:21,177 --> 00:01:22,946 ♪ Gucci bag ♪ ♪ Huh, haan ♪ 37 00:01:22,979 --> 00:01:24,348 ♪ Lifestyle ♪ 38 00:01:24,382 --> 00:01:25,850 - ♪ No stylist ♪ - Hey, guys. 39 00:01:25,883 --> 00:01:27,685 The Zoey Johnson Styling Experience 40 00:01:27,717 --> 00:01:29,020 is officially open for business. 41 00:01:29,052 --> 00:01:30,420 So swipe up. Link in bio. 42 00:01:30,454 --> 00:01:32,089 And tag a friend you think would enjoy. 43 00:01:32,123 --> 00:01:33,490 [Giggles] 44 00:01:33,523 --> 00:01:36,193 [Sighs] Now let the experience begin. 45 00:01:36,226 --> 00:01:38,930 [Inhales, exhales deeply] 46 00:01:38,963 --> 00:01:42,532 ♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪ 47 00:01:42,565 --> 00:01:44,135 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 48 00:01:44,168 --> 00:01:46,636 ♪ Learn something new every day ♪ 49 00:01:46,669 --> 00:01:49,139 ♪ I don't know, so I'm-a feel my way ♪ 50 00:01:49,172 --> 00:01:51,775 ♪ Got the weight of the world on me ♪ 51 00:01:51,808 --> 00:01:54,878 ♪ But no regrets, this is what I say ♪ 52 00:01:54,912 --> 00:01:58,482 ♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪ 53 00:01:58,516 --> 00:02:00,151 - ♪ I'm grown ♪ - ♪ You can tell me ♪ 54 00:02:00,183 --> 00:02:05,489 ♪ My heart beating so loud ♪ 55 00:02:05,523 --> 00:02:09,160 ♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪ 56 00:02:09,192 --> 00:02:10,986 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 57 00:02:11,011 --> 00:02:12,883 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 58 00:02:12,908 --> 00:02:16,734 So, the first week of the Zoey Johnson Styling Experience 59 00:02:16,767 --> 00:02:18,903 wasn't exactly what I imagined. 60 00:02:18,935 --> 00:02:22,072 In fact, things were so bleak, I got removed from Yelp 61 00:02:22,106 --> 00:02:24,475 for posting too many fake reviews. 62 00:02:24,507 --> 00:02:27,077 But things took a turn when the twins decided 63 00:02:27,111 --> 00:02:30,982 I could help rebrand them from "All-American" girls... 64 00:02:31,014 --> 00:02:32,983 to something more sophisticated 65 00:02:33,017 --> 00:02:34,585 in hopes of getting followers and money 66 00:02:34,618 --> 00:02:36,387 to push products on the 'Gram. 67 00:02:36,419 --> 00:02:38,446 And so far, we were on our way. 68 00:02:38,471 --> 00:02:39,946 [Zoey gasps] Oh! 69 00:02:39,971 --> 00:02:42,352 Guys, this is such a moment. 70 00:02:42,377 --> 00:02:43,761 You don't even know. 71 00:02:43,793 --> 00:02:45,897 Cool. But why does this "moment" 72 00:02:45,929 --> 00:02:47,931 have us looking like 40-year-old white women 73 00:02:47,965 --> 00:02:50,902 in those black-and-white movies with no black people in them? 74 00:02:50,935 --> 00:02:52,836 What are you talking about? 75 00:02:52,869 --> 00:02:56,506 This is very excellent, very vintage knock-off couture. 76 00:02:56,540 --> 00:03:00,578 Wait, so dead people wore this? Oh, my God. 77 00:03:00,611 --> 00:03:03,047 We really appreciate you trying to have a vision 78 00:03:03,079 --> 00:03:04,781 for our rebrand, but we're trying to get 79 00:03:04,815 --> 00:03:07,952 to that Chastity Decas Cal U banner level, you know? 80 00:03:07,984 --> 00:03:09,853 ♪♪ 81 00:03:09,887 --> 00:03:11,255 This is easily a 10K-a-month feed. 82 00:03:11,287 --> 00:03:13,190 ♪♪ 83 00:03:13,223 --> 00:03:14,459 Chastity Decas? 84 00:03:14,492 --> 00:03:17,561 But y'all are just so much... better than that. 85 00:03:17,595 --> 00:03:19,897 Oh, no, no, no. I know I'm not better 86 00:03:19,929 --> 00:03:23,200 than her 500,000 followers and athletic sponsorships. 87 00:03:23,233 --> 00:03:24,302 Same. And you don't see her 88 00:03:24,334 --> 00:03:26,403 wearing haunted shit that some ghost bitch wore. 89 00:03:26,436 --> 00:03:27,772 Mm. 90 00:03:27,804 --> 00:03:30,273 All right. They do not understand what "vintage" means. 91 00:03:30,306 --> 00:03:33,577 We've had this ghost conversation three times. 92 00:03:33,611 --> 00:03:37,280 I'm trying to rebrand you as fashionable, classy athletes. 93 00:03:37,314 --> 00:03:38,583 And think about it... our last post 94 00:03:38,615 --> 00:03:41,251 got 200 new followers, so... 95 00:03:41,285 --> 00:03:45,089 ♪♪ 96 00:03:45,121 --> 00:03:47,424 This post of Chastity dry-humping a basketball 97 00:03:47,458 --> 00:03:49,627 got her 5,000 likes. 98 00:03:49,660 --> 00:03:51,294 We want dry-humping numbers! 99 00:03:51,328 --> 00:03:52,463 Y'all talking about Chastity Decas? 100 00:03:52,495 --> 00:03:53,630 Uh... Uh... 101 00:03:53,663 --> 00:03:54,798 Damn, she's fire. 102 00:03:54,832 --> 00:03:55,799 Thank you. 103 00:03:55,833 --> 00:03:57,268 Not helping. 104 00:03:57,300 --> 00:03:59,336 And unfollow her! 105 00:03:59,369 --> 00:04:01,938 Ceviche? Really? 106 00:04:01,971 --> 00:04:04,141 [Sighs] 107 00:04:04,174 --> 00:04:06,344 You know, scientists say that shrimps 108 00:04:06,376 --> 00:04:08,311 have the most feelings of any living thing. 109 00:04:08,345 --> 00:04:11,082 Mm. Hey, um, hot tip for ya... 110 00:04:11,114 --> 00:04:14,317 if you're gonna be, like, the non-rent-paying fourth roommate, 111 00:04:14,351 --> 00:04:16,921 maybe keep your vegan judgment to yourself. 112 00:04:16,954 --> 00:04:18,288 Harsh, harsh. 113 00:04:18,322 --> 00:04:20,091 But I understand that's just the mercury talking 114 00:04:20,123 --> 00:04:21,091 from all that raw fish. 115 00:04:21,125 --> 00:04:22,326 - Mm. - Not you. 116 00:04:22,358 --> 00:04:24,195 Thank you. Appreciate that, Luca. 117 00:04:24,228 --> 00:04:25,696 Bon appétit, chief. 118 00:04:25,728 --> 00:04:29,300 [Sighs] Posts like these just don't feel like you guys. 119 00:04:29,332 --> 00:04:31,301 Look, being a nationally ranked athlete 120 00:04:31,334 --> 00:04:33,036 isn't enough to get paid. 121 00:04:33,070 --> 00:04:34,337 But being IG famous will help us 122 00:04:34,370 --> 00:04:36,173 get those endorsements we need. 123 00:04:36,207 --> 00:04:38,041 Yeah. I mean, the Gonzalez twins, 124 00:04:38,074 --> 00:04:40,344 Michelle Jenneke... sure, they're all great athletes, 125 00:04:40,377 --> 00:04:42,947 but looking good is what got them to that next level. 126 00:04:42,980 --> 00:04:44,315 Those girls are making hella bank. 127 00:04:44,348 --> 00:04:46,784 Just seems so... basic. 128 00:04:46,817 --> 00:04:48,319 And I'm here trying to make art. 129 00:04:48,351 --> 00:04:50,387 You know what isn't basic? Making money. 130 00:04:50,421 --> 00:04:52,623 We have a four-year window as Cal U athletes, 131 00:04:52,656 --> 00:04:55,059 so it's now or never. 132 00:04:55,091 --> 00:04:58,296 Sorry, girl. But maybe you're just not the stylist for us. 133 00:04:58,329 --> 00:05:00,798 Wait. 134 00:05:00,831 --> 00:05:02,166 [Gasps] 135 00:05:02,199 --> 00:05:04,368 Um, are they firing me? 136 00:05:04,401 --> 00:05:06,304 Could the Zoey Johnson Styling Experience 137 00:05:06,336 --> 00:05:08,038 be over before it began? 138 00:05:08,072 --> 00:05:10,708 How could Michelle Obama have been so wrong? 139 00:05:10,740 --> 00:05:12,175 Um, hold on. 140 00:05:12,209 --> 00:05:13,511 Um... 141 00:05:13,543 --> 00:05:16,214 could you guys give me one more shot? 142 00:05:16,247 --> 00:05:17,915 ♪♪ 143 00:05:17,947 --> 00:05:20,017 So, no more ghost clothes? 144 00:05:20,050 --> 00:05:22,320 No more ghost clothes. Done. 145 00:05:22,353 --> 00:05:23,487 Mm-hmm. 146 00:05:23,519 --> 00:05:25,089 Thank you. 147 00:05:25,122 --> 00:05:27,892 ♪♪ 148 00:05:27,925 --> 00:05:29,394 [Elevator bell dings] 149 00:05:31,262 --> 00:05:33,430 Excuse me. 150 00:05:37,300 --> 00:05:41,171 ♪♪ 151 00:05:41,204 --> 00:05:42,207 [Cellphone chimes] 152 00:05:45,409 --> 00:05:46,411 [Cellphone chimes] 153 00:05:48,478 --> 00:05:49,981 [Cellphone chimes] 154 00:05:52,649 --> 00:05:54,618 [Cellphone chimes] 155 00:05:56,753 --> 00:05:58,588 [Elevator bell dings] 156 00:05:58,622 --> 00:06:06,464 ♪♪ 157 00:06:06,497 --> 00:06:09,467 [Sighs] What's up, bitches? 158 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:11,469 Nothing's up. Noth... The elevator is going up. 159 00:06:11,502 --> 00:06:13,271 - That's about it. - Yeah. 160 00:06:13,303 --> 00:06:15,905 ♪♪ 161 00:06:15,938 --> 00:06:18,409 Although the new direction isn't exactly what I envisioned 162 00:06:18,442 --> 00:06:21,279 for Jazz and Sky, I delivered. 163 00:06:21,312 --> 00:06:25,483 Now... [scoffs] is it something I'm putting in my portfolio? 164 00:06:25,515 --> 00:06:26,549 Probably not. 165 00:06:26,582 --> 00:06:29,919 But I pivoted, leaned into my clients' vision, 166 00:06:29,952 --> 00:06:33,390 made them happy, saved my first job, so... 167 00:06:33,423 --> 00:06:35,459 Basically, killing the game. 168 00:06:35,491 --> 00:06:37,294 - Zoey, props! - Oh, hey. 169 00:06:37,327 --> 00:06:39,397 You have the twins looking fire in that new photo. 170 00:06:39,430 --> 00:06:41,232 - It's trending hard. - It's trending? 171 00:06:41,264 --> 00:06:42,666 Oh, yeah. It's being reposted by LADbible, 172 00:06:42,699 --> 00:06:44,435 Egotastic, Barstool Sports... 173 00:06:44,468 --> 00:06:46,604 I don't know what any of those sites are, 174 00:06:46,637 --> 00:06:48,105 but trending is good! 175 00:06:48,137 --> 00:06:49,774 Oh, yeah. So, these are the sites I hit 176 00:06:49,807 --> 00:06:51,809 when I want to look at porn but I'm in a public place 177 00:06:51,841 --> 00:06:53,844 and I can't look at real porn, you know? 178 00:06:53,877 --> 00:06:55,312 Wait, what? 179 00:06:56,813 --> 00:07:06,523 ♪♪ 180 00:07:06,557 --> 00:07:08,159 Oh, my God! 181 00:07:11,442 --> 00:07:14,478 ♪♪ 182 00:07:14,510 --> 00:07:18,415 Zoey, where did you think this whole rebrand thing 183 00:07:18,449 --> 00:07:20,151 was going when you had them posing 184 00:07:20,183 --> 00:07:22,587 like they were fused at the, uh... 185 00:07:22,620 --> 00:07:24,855 - you know. - Hoo-haa. 186 00:07:24,887 --> 00:07:27,820 Well, I thought I was gonna be doing something provocative 187 00:07:27,845 --> 00:07:30,828 and, uh... European. 188 00:07:30,853 --> 00:07:34,692 Not something that would compel Morphman88 to admit 189 00:07:34,724 --> 00:07:37,653 that "the Forster twins got him on an all-ass diet." 190 00:07:37,678 --> 00:07:38,696 - Mm. - Yeah. 191 00:07:38,729 --> 00:07:40,363 Morphman had a lot to say... 192 00:07:40,397 --> 00:07:42,299 - He really did. - Look, y'all are trippin'. 193 00:07:42,332 --> 00:07:44,368 This is exactly what we wanted. 194 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:47,270 Look, Sky and I got 2,000 followers 195 00:07:47,303 --> 00:07:48,690 in the last three hours. 196 00:07:48,733 --> 00:07:50,736 Yeah, for selling smut. 197 00:07:50,761 --> 00:07:52,896 NOMI: It's not smut, grandma. It's sexy. 198 00:07:52,929 --> 00:07:54,932 Sky and Jazz are taking control over their own image... 199 00:07:54,965 --> 00:07:57,220 - Yes. - ...and making it work for them. 200 00:07:57,245 --> 00:07:58,395 I think it's empowering. 201 00:07:58,420 --> 00:08:00,704 Yes, and I feel very empowered. 202 00:08:00,737 --> 00:08:03,040 For our next post, Copper Calves reached out to us, 203 00:08:03,072 --> 00:08:06,376 and they want us to model in their compression socks. 204 00:08:07,644 --> 00:08:08,879 [Ding!] 205 00:08:08,911 --> 00:08:10,966 - And only socks? - Oh, God. 206 00:08:11,008 --> 00:08:12,743 ZOEY: Okay, I just have no clue how going from 207 00:08:12,775 --> 00:08:14,544 vintage knock-off couture to Copper Calves 208 00:08:14,578 --> 00:08:16,480 isn't a total downgrade. 209 00:08:16,513 --> 00:08:18,948 Because the Copper Calves people know that 210 00:08:18,982 --> 00:08:20,917 their target customers are sitting 211 00:08:20,951 --> 00:08:24,621 in their mother's basements, spending the day... you know. 212 00:08:24,655 --> 00:08:26,256 - Jerking it. - Whatever. 213 00:08:26,289 --> 00:08:27,725 I don't care what they're doing, 214 00:08:27,758 --> 00:08:29,158 as long as we're getting looks. 215 00:08:29,191 --> 00:08:31,762 Check Instagram: Everybody is doing it... 216 00:08:31,795 --> 00:08:33,631 No, I don't care if everybody's doing it. 217 00:08:33,663 --> 00:08:36,100 Bro, this is my girl. You understand that? 218 00:08:36,133 --> 00:08:37,334 - Uh-huh. - Okay. 219 00:08:37,366 --> 00:08:38,668 Why is she not answering? 220 00:08:38,701 --> 00:08:41,638 Dude, would you relax? She's probably just busy... 221 00:08:41,672 --> 00:08:43,474 having sex with other people. 222 00:08:43,507 --> 00:08:44,742 - [Chuckles] - Oh, that shit's funny? 223 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:46,109 I mean, it's pretty funny, yeah. 224 00:08:46,143 --> 00:08:47,778 Yo-yo, she is Barstool Sports' 225 00:08:47,811 --> 00:08:49,846 "Smokeshow of the Day," and you're dating her. 226 00:08:49,879 --> 00:08:51,447 And I'm constantly spotted with her. 227 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:52,682 Let's just, you know, all take the win. 228 00:08:52,715 --> 00:08:54,484 In what world is this a "win," Vivek? 229 00:08:54,518 --> 00:08:55,819 His girl is out there. 230 00:08:55,851 --> 00:08:57,787 From the sounds of it, she's not coming back. Hmm. 231 00:08:57,821 --> 00:09:00,090 No, I'm about to go find her and make her take this trash down. 232 00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:01,758 No, Bro, think about it, all right? 233 00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:03,761 Jazz is an independent, progressive girl. 234 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,361 What does that have to do with anything? 235 00:09:05,394 --> 00:09:07,163 [Sighs] W-Well, Kanye would never tell Kim 236 00:09:07,196 --> 00:09:08,831 to delete her nudes, all right? 237 00:09:08,864 --> 00:09:11,467 O-Offset would never have told Cardi B to cover up the side boob. 238 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:14,037 Yo, but those dudes already knew what they were getting into. 239 00:09:14,071 --> 00:09:15,873 Why am I even talking to you about this? 240 00:09:15,906 --> 00:09:17,840 Doug, buddy! Man, listen. 241 00:09:17,874 --> 00:09:19,777 Just hear me out. One more thing. 242 00:09:19,810 --> 00:09:22,780 Can you tell Jazz I said hi? 243 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,347 Please? 244 00:09:24,380 --> 00:09:26,416 - I'm boss. - Thank you! 245 00:09:27,651 --> 00:09:30,154 Peaches. Little eggplants. 246 00:09:30,186 --> 00:09:31,855 The drooling faces. 247 00:09:31,888 --> 00:09:33,824 The dregs of the Internet are in your comments, 248 00:09:33,856 --> 00:09:35,792 and they just wandered through the forest into mine. 249 00:09:35,826 --> 00:09:38,028 See? You style a thirst-trap picture, 250 00:09:38,061 --> 00:09:39,662 - that's what you get. - [Cellphone chimes] 251 00:09:39,696 --> 00:09:41,965 Oh. Doug keeps blowing me up. 252 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:43,834 I'm-a catch you guys later, okay? 253 00:09:43,866 --> 00:09:44,901 - Okay. - Later. 254 00:09:44,935 --> 00:09:46,670 - Bye. - Bye. 255 00:09:46,702 --> 00:09:48,838 Sky, are you cool with all this? 256 00:09:48,872 --> 00:09:51,241 [Sighs] Am I happy that Smokepurpp is DM'ing me 257 00:09:51,273 --> 00:09:53,811 saying that he wants to do weird stuff to my feet? 258 00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:56,747 No. Will I do anything for my sister? 259 00:09:56,779 --> 00:09:58,181 Yes. 260 00:09:58,215 --> 00:10:00,817 And I'll do anything for my friends. 261 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:02,753 But the Internet is forever, 262 00:10:02,786 --> 00:10:05,756 and I just wish I could take my name off of this mess. 263 00:10:05,788 --> 00:10:08,157 W-Why are you so proud of this? 264 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:09,593 You've given away all the mystery. 265 00:10:09,625 --> 00:10:11,095 Please! I'm not naked. 266 00:10:11,128 --> 00:10:12,730 It's the same thing as being in a bathing suit. 267 00:10:12,763 --> 00:10:16,166 Okay, but even if you was making this same face fully clothed, 268 00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:18,335 I'd still have a problem with how thirsty you look. 269 00:10:18,373 --> 00:10:20,061 - [Scoffs] - Like, you don't see 270 00:10:20,085 --> 00:10:21,771 the disrespect to the both of us? 271 00:10:21,772 --> 00:10:24,775 Hold up. You're liking thirsty booty pics 272 00:10:24,807 --> 00:10:26,576 from random chicks every day. 273 00:10:26,609 --> 00:10:27,878 How is that not disrespectful? 274 00:10:27,911 --> 00:10:29,079 It's different. 275 00:10:29,111 --> 00:10:31,081 They just pictures. That's not real to me. 276 00:10:31,114 --> 00:10:32,850 Exactly. So are mine. 277 00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:34,852 Just pics. Not real. 278 00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:36,419 Us... we're what's real. 279 00:10:36,452 --> 00:10:37,855 Baby, please listen to me. 280 00:10:37,888 --> 00:10:39,089 No. Look, all I know is, 281 00:10:39,122 --> 00:10:41,859 is when I met you, you was low-key. 282 00:10:41,892 --> 00:10:43,093 You was cool. 283 00:10:43,125 --> 00:10:45,762 I-I'm not used to all of this stuff. 284 00:10:45,796 --> 00:10:49,767 You know, I don't like dudes looking at my girl this way. 285 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,368 That's not what I signed up for. 286 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:53,971 Look, I'm only doing this so that Sky and I 287 00:10:54,004 --> 00:10:56,206 can have better opportunities. That's it. 288 00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:58,108 I'm not checking for any of these dudes 289 00:10:58,140 --> 00:10:59,976 or their comments unless it comes 290 00:11:00,009 --> 00:11:02,078 from a top-three brand that can pay me. 291 00:11:02,111 --> 00:11:03,913 [Sighs] That's it, okay? 292 00:11:03,946 --> 00:11:05,414 Just trust. 293 00:11:05,447 --> 00:11:06,917 [Sighs] Okay? 294 00:11:06,950 --> 00:11:12,890 ♪♪ 295 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,357 All right. 296 00:11:15,991 --> 00:11:17,727 ♪ Topdown ♪ 297 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,296 Ooh. Thank you, thank you. 298 00:11:20,330 --> 00:11:21,799 I tried to broker the peace, 299 00:11:21,831 --> 00:11:23,801 so I convinced everyone to ignore 300 00:11:23,834 --> 00:11:25,969 the outside world for a little while. 301 00:11:26,002 --> 00:11:27,905 I know I needed a break from watching 302 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:30,907 my professional reputation crumble in real time. 303 00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:32,910 Hello, my brethren. 304 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,944 - Here. - Oh, here, here. 305 00:11:34,978 --> 00:11:38,816 ♪♪ 306 00:11:38,849 --> 00:11:40,718 [Cellphone chimes] 307 00:11:41,884 --> 00:11:43,319 [Clears throat] 308 00:11:46,322 --> 00:11:47,657 [Cellphone chimes] 309 00:11:49,024 --> 00:11:50,727 [Cellphone chimes] 310 00:11:53,864 --> 00:11:55,699 [Whispers indistinctly] 311 00:11:58,201 --> 00:12:00,870 Okay, that sounds fun, but we have to stop. 312 00:12:00,903 --> 00:12:02,505 Do you really wanna stop? 313 00:12:02,538 --> 00:12:03,973 Yes. 314 00:12:04,007 --> 00:12:07,109 ♪ Topdown ♪ 315 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:10,047 - [Cellphone chimes] - ♪ Rollin' with the topdown ♪ 316 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:11,882 ♪ With my homies and your trick ♪ 317 00:12:11,914 --> 00:12:13,716 ♪ Rollin' with the topdown ♪ 318 00:12:13,749 --> 00:12:17,019 [Men cheering and catcalling] 319 00:12:17,052 --> 00:12:18,355 [Wolf-whistles] 320 00:12:18,388 --> 00:12:20,357 - Okay, little mama. All right. - Girl! 321 00:12:20,389 --> 00:12:21,792 MAN: Twins have entered the building. 322 00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:23,160 - Ooh! - There they go. There they go. 323 00:12:23,192 --> 00:12:24,528 - Oh. - Ooh, I want some of that. 324 00:12:24,561 --> 00:12:26,897 Hey. Crazy day, huh? 325 00:12:26,930 --> 00:12:28,866 Please don't talk to me. 326 00:12:28,898 --> 00:12:31,133 Cool. Yeah, cool. 327 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,302 [Scoffs] 328 00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:33,870 Hey, Luca, are you still a vegan? 329 00:12:33,903 --> 00:12:36,306 Are you vegan, Luca? Luca, are you still vegan? 330 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:37,975 I can't remember. It's so good. 331 00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:39,710 - Are you still... - Bro. Those wings are made 332 00:12:39,743 --> 00:12:42,479 from genetically modified chickens with no heads, 333 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:44,414 - two hearts, and no parents. - Mm. 334 00:12:44,446 --> 00:12:46,215 - I'm offended. - Yeah. 335 00:12:46,249 --> 00:12:49,920 But these modified chicken orphans are, like, so delicious. 336 00:12:49,952 --> 00:12:52,355 It smells so good, right? 337 00:12:52,388 --> 00:12:54,323 Hey, sorry to bother you. I was just wondering 338 00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:55,424 if I could take a picture with you guys. 339 00:12:55,457 --> 00:12:57,059 - Nah, bro. - I'm cool. 340 00:12:57,092 --> 00:12:59,695 - Oh, come on. - It'll make him go away faster. 341 00:12:59,729 --> 00:13:00,864 For what? 342 00:13:00,897 --> 00:13:02,065 Hello. 343 00:13:02,098 --> 00:13:03,901 ♪ Never met a mans this cool ♪ 344 00:13:03,933 --> 00:13:05,034 ♪ Couple screws loose ♪ 345 00:13:05,067 --> 00:13:06,235 ♪ Because it match my cool ♪ 346 00:13:06,268 --> 00:13:08,105 ♪ Because it match my cool ♪ 347 00:13:08,138 --> 00:13:11,073 - Yo, what the hell?! - What are you doing, man? 348 00:13:11,106 --> 00:13:12,208 - Oh! - Oh, my... 349 00:13:12,241 --> 00:13:14,343 Oh, my God. 350 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:18,215 [Indistinct shouting] 351 00:13:18,248 --> 00:13:19,850 Hi, guys. 352 00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:21,585 Looking to reinvent your look 353 00:13:21,618 --> 00:13:25,789 or possibly implode your personal relationships? 354 00:13:25,821 --> 00:13:30,553 Well, why don't you hire the Zoey Johnson Styling Experience? 355 00:13:34,672 --> 00:13:37,410 So, what was intended to be a stress-free night 356 00:13:37,435 --> 00:13:38,949 was anything but. 357 00:13:38,988 --> 00:13:41,417 Asses were grabbed, punches were thrown, 358 00:13:41,451 --> 00:13:43,854 and everybody left feeling worse than ever. 359 00:13:43,887 --> 00:13:45,522 Especially Jazz and Doug. 360 00:13:45,555 --> 00:13:46,989 I don't need no ice. 361 00:13:47,023 --> 00:13:49,026 So then tell me what you want me to do. 362 00:13:49,058 --> 00:13:51,160 Oh, now you want my opinion? 363 00:13:51,193 --> 00:13:53,329 This whole thing went down because of you. 364 00:13:53,363 --> 00:13:55,465 Me? I didn't grab my own ass. 365 00:13:55,498 --> 00:13:56,800 Yeah, but you put it out there, 366 00:13:56,832 --> 00:13:58,267 and now I'm the one that has to defend it, right? 367 00:13:58,301 --> 00:13:59,970 - This isn't about you. - Uh-huh. 368 00:14:00,003 --> 00:14:02,038 This is about what's best for me and my sister. 369 00:14:02,071 --> 00:14:04,975 Okay, but it's not best for us. 370 00:14:05,008 --> 00:14:07,878 What do you want to do, Doug? 371 00:14:07,911 --> 00:14:09,613 I don't know. 372 00:14:09,645 --> 00:14:11,647 I'm-a take some time to think about it. 373 00:14:11,681 --> 00:14:16,320 ♪♪ 374 00:14:16,353 --> 00:14:18,488 Uh-oh. 375 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:20,156 Oh, God. 376 00:14:20,190 --> 00:14:22,893 I just feel like this is all my fault. 377 00:14:22,926 --> 00:14:24,762 Yeah, I get that. 378 00:14:26,363 --> 00:14:29,132 You do realize it's a figure of speech, right? 379 00:14:29,164 --> 00:14:30,634 [Sighs] 380 00:14:30,667 --> 00:14:33,836 Look, when I was working on my Michelle Obama showcase, 381 00:14:33,869 --> 00:14:36,239 my work was cool, but you finessed it. 382 00:14:36,273 --> 00:14:38,575 Yeah, but all I did was add a few things. 383 00:14:38,608 --> 00:14:41,545 And it was fire, 'cause it was you. 384 00:14:41,577 --> 00:14:43,246 This Jazz and Sky stuff, you're not feeling it 385 00:14:43,279 --> 00:14:46,249 'cause it's not you. 386 00:14:46,283 --> 00:14:47,917 And if you're gonna put your name on something, 387 00:14:47,951 --> 00:14:51,821 it should always be something you're feeling. 388 00:14:51,855 --> 00:14:53,757 Right. 389 00:14:53,789 --> 00:14:57,827 Well, this can't be the way my first gig ends. 390 00:14:57,860 --> 00:15:00,230 So don't let it. 391 00:15:00,263 --> 00:15:07,738 ♪♪ 392 00:15:07,770 --> 00:15:10,239 Yo, where you been? Did you not see Zoey's text? 393 00:15:10,273 --> 00:15:12,609 She wants to talk about ideas for our next post. 394 00:15:12,642 --> 00:15:14,111 Yeah, I saw. 395 00:15:14,143 --> 00:15:15,678 Okay, so let's go. 396 00:15:15,711 --> 00:15:17,346 I was really thinking we could do, like, 397 00:15:17,379 --> 00:15:19,615 - the body paint with the Copper Calves. - Jazz. Jazz, 398 00:15:19,648 --> 00:15:22,119 I gotta be real with you. 399 00:15:22,152 --> 00:15:25,088 I'm not feeling this, like, at all. 400 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:26,756 What are you talking about? 401 00:15:26,789 --> 00:15:28,090 It's just... 402 00:15:28,124 --> 00:15:31,028 you know, last night was a lot. 403 00:15:31,061 --> 00:15:35,098 From the fight to those thirsty dudes staring at us, 404 00:15:35,130 --> 00:15:37,967 and... you've heard Dad's voicemails. 405 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,770 Yeah. But think about it. 406 00:15:40,803 --> 00:15:43,639 It'll all be worth it when we land a real endorsement deal. 407 00:15:43,672 --> 00:15:45,142 I don't think so. 408 00:15:45,175 --> 00:15:46,944 If being a Insta-thot is what we need to do 409 00:15:46,976 --> 00:15:50,146 in order to make money, I'm not down for that. 410 00:15:50,180 --> 00:15:51,481 But we had a plan. 411 00:15:51,513 --> 00:15:53,750 This was never the plan. 412 00:15:56,186 --> 00:15:57,586 So you're just gonna bail on me now? 413 00:15:57,619 --> 00:15:58,956 - No. - You're really gonna do that? 414 00:15:58,989 --> 00:16:01,825 I just wanna work hard and run track. 415 00:16:01,858 --> 00:16:03,126 - That's it. - Okay. 416 00:16:03,158 --> 00:16:05,128 - I'm out. - Cool. 417 00:16:05,161 --> 00:16:06,162 - Please... - I got you. 418 00:16:06,196 --> 00:16:08,764 Nope, that's fine. 419 00:16:08,797 --> 00:16:10,100 [Sighs] 420 00:16:10,133 --> 00:16:11,768 [Door closes] 421 00:16:11,801 --> 00:16:15,605 ♪♪ 422 00:16:15,638 --> 00:16:16,974 Sorry I'm late. 423 00:16:17,007 --> 00:16:19,743 Um, Sky isn't gonna be joining us. 424 00:16:19,776 --> 00:16:22,179 It's just gonna be me doing the photo shoots from now on, okay? 425 00:16:22,211 --> 00:16:25,014 - Is everything okay? - No. 426 00:16:25,047 --> 00:16:27,350 It's not. But, um, whatever. 427 00:16:27,384 --> 00:16:28,652 It's fine. Let's just do this. 428 00:16:28,685 --> 00:16:30,420 No, come on. Talk to me. 429 00:16:30,452 --> 00:16:32,789 You always listen to me complain. 430 00:16:35,358 --> 00:16:39,162 Honestly, I'm just tired of trying to defend 431 00:16:39,195 --> 00:16:42,299 my choices about my body to other people. 432 00:16:42,331 --> 00:16:44,967 And you shouldn't have to. 433 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,803 So then why is everybody coming at me? 434 00:16:47,836 --> 00:16:49,372 You know what? Look, I've actually been 435 00:16:49,406 --> 00:16:51,174 thinking a lot about your rebrand, 436 00:16:51,206 --> 00:16:53,777 and what Nomi was saying about empowerment 437 00:16:53,810 --> 00:16:55,212 and owning your sexuality. 438 00:16:55,244 --> 00:16:57,114 And, sure, I 100% agree, 439 00:16:57,147 --> 00:17:00,683 but I do feel like we went about it the wrong way. 440 00:17:00,717 --> 00:17:02,451 - The wrong way? - Yeah. 441 00:17:02,484 --> 00:17:07,023 See? Everybody's with this modern-feminism bullshit, 442 00:17:07,057 --> 00:17:09,326 and how "women have control over our bodies," 443 00:17:09,358 --> 00:17:12,495 but, like, forever, everyone's had control over my body, 444 00:17:12,528 --> 00:17:13,896 from what time I wake up 445 00:17:13,930 --> 00:17:16,066 to how long I work out to what I eat. 446 00:17:16,098 --> 00:17:20,002 And now, for the first time, I'm taking control for myself, 447 00:17:20,036 --> 00:17:22,205 and everyone's telling me I'm doing it the wrong way. 448 00:17:22,238 --> 00:17:26,243 Sorry. That's not what I meant. 449 00:17:26,276 --> 00:17:29,046 Nothing you're doing is wrong. 450 00:17:29,078 --> 00:17:33,215 But I just feel like we could have been more strategic, 451 00:17:33,249 --> 00:17:37,054 more unabashedly you in the way that you do it, 452 00:17:37,086 --> 00:17:39,221 in the way that we do it. 453 00:17:39,255 --> 00:17:41,091 And I really want to help you out. 454 00:17:41,124 --> 00:17:43,693 But you're gonna have to trust me. 455 00:17:45,060 --> 00:17:47,263 Okay. I trust you. 456 00:17:47,297 --> 00:17:49,098 Thank you. 457 00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:53,103 Mnh... 458 00:17:57,406 --> 00:17:59,375 Damn it! 459 00:17:59,409 --> 00:18:00,710 Oh, no. 460 00:18:00,742 --> 00:18:02,178 Dude! It's almost noon. 461 00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:03,379 Wake up! We fell asleep. 462 00:18:03,412 --> 00:18:05,281 [Mumbles] 463 00:18:05,315 --> 00:18:07,116 - Come on. Get up. Get up, get up! - Okay, okay, okay. 464 00:18:07,150 --> 00:18:08,218 - Put your shoes on. - I'm up. 465 00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:09,385 Shh, shh, shh! 466 00:18:09,419 --> 00:18:12,556 I'm up. I'm up. Okay? I'm up. 467 00:18:12,588 --> 00:18:14,191 For the record, I've never fallen asleep 468 00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:16,559 before satisfying a woman. 469 00:18:16,593 --> 00:18:18,295 - Gross. - It's just not who I am. 470 00:18:18,327 --> 00:18:20,262 You know what? You might have to sneak out the window. 471 00:18:20,296 --> 00:18:23,733 - We're on the fifth floor. - But what if someone is home? 472 00:18:23,766 --> 00:18:26,070 Oh, you know what? I can actually track them. 473 00:18:29,972 --> 00:18:31,107 Oh, thank God. 474 00:18:31,141 --> 00:18:33,877 We're good! They're across campus. 475 00:18:33,910 --> 00:18:35,778 We're good. But you still gotta go. 476 00:18:35,812 --> 00:18:37,247 - Come on. - [Groans] 477 00:18:37,279 --> 00:18:38,981 Come on. 478 00:18:39,015 --> 00:18:40,784 Come on, pretty boy. Out. 479 00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:43,072 Please don't tell Nomi. 480 00:18:45,622 --> 00:18:48,092 Wooooow. 481 00:18:49,625 --> 00:18:53,930 ♪♪ 482 00:18:53,962 --> 00:18:56,799 Interesting. 483 00:18:56,833 --> 00:18:57,801 Oh. 484 00:18:57,834 --> 00:19:01,337 [Mouse clicking] 485 00:19:01,371 --> 00:19:03,006 [Gasps] Oh, my God. 486 00:19:03,038 --> 00:19:05,342 - I love it! - Yeah, so do I. 487 00:19:05,374 --> 00:19:06,809 All right. Now... 488 00:19:06,843 --> 00:19:09,813 let's post it and see what the world thinks. 489 00:19:09,845 --> 00:19:11,515 [Gasps] 490 00:19:11,547 --> 00:19:14,851 ♪ Big mouth turn it down ♪ 491 00:19:14,884 --> 00:19:16,987 ♪ The stars shone way too loud ♪ 492 00:19:17,019 --> 00:19:20,257 If there's one thing that social media has made obvious, 493 00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:23,159 it's that sex still sells. 494 00:19:23,192 --> 00:19:25,194 And since everyone's a brand, 495 00:19:25,228 --> 00:19:28,797 finding your version of sexy is more important than ever. 496 00:19:28,830 --> 00:19:30,332 And when you find it... 497 00:19:30,365 --> 00:19:31,768 ♪ Said it's burning, said it's burning ♪ 498 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:34,037 ...your new image might be a hit... 499 00:19:34,069 --> 00:19:35,638 or it might hit a nerve. 500 00:19:35,672 --> 00:19:37,007 ♪ Down, down, down ♪ 501 00:19:37,039 --> 00:19:38,141 [Cellphone chimes] 502 00:19:38,173 --> 00:19:40,376 ♪ Better run for your life, man ♪ 503 00:19:40,410 --> 00:19:43,680 But in the end, what it has to be most of all 504 00:19:43,712 --> 00:19:45,047 is true to you... 505 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:47,384 ♪ But you're standing inside there ♪ 506 00:19:47,416 --> 00:19:50,720 ♪ And you fan the flame, fan the flame ♪ 507 00:19:50,752 --> 00:19:53,222 ...and it has to be something you stand behind 508 00:19:53,256 --> 00:19:54,357 and believe in. 509 00:19:54,390 --> 00:19:57,360 ♪ 'Cause you know it's the only way ♪ 510 00:19:57,393 --> 00:20:01,364 Now this... this is you. 511 00:20:01,396 --> 00:20:04,500 ♪ And you fan the flame, fan the flame ♪ 512 00:20:10,606 --> 00:20:12,408 'Sup? 513 00:20:12,441 --> 00:20:14,911 [Muffled] Morning. 514 00:20:14,943 --> 00:20:17,213 Damn it. 515 00:20:17,247 --> 00:20:18,914 Who ate my leftover wings? 516 00:20:18,948 --> 00:20:21,351 I was looking to top off my wake-and-bake with those. 517 00:20:23,385 --> 00:20:26,388 Couldn't tell you. 518 00:20:26,422 --> 00:20:28,592 Are you sure you don't know? 519 00:20:28,624 --> 00:20:30,192 - Are you serious right now? - Mm-hmm. 520 00:20:30,226 --> 00:20:31,928 You really think I would put that toxic energy 521 00:20:31,961 --> 00:20:34,431 from processed animals into my body? 522 00:20:34,463 --> 00:20:36,265 Ahimsa. 523 00:20:36,298 --> 00:20:37,901 "Do no harm." 524 00:20:37,933 --> 00:20:40,670 Maybe you need to get right with your Sanskrit. 525 00:20:40,702 --> 00:20:42,404 Cool. Yeah, I was just asking 526 00:20:42,438 --> 00:20:46,414 'cause you have dried buffalo sauce in your dread. 527 00:20:47,208 --> 00:20:49,140 Wooooow.