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♪♪
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♪ I do what I want,
I'm a boss... ♪
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♪ Got my own job, no rules,
I'm bad, I'm bad ♪
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♪ See you try to get like me ♪
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Hey, guys.
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What's up?
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It's Annika, and welcome to
"Wake Up Wednesday,"
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sponsored by Girl Glow Beauty.
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♪ I'm bad, I'm bad ♪
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I'm starting my day
looking rested and refreshed
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thanks to
their cooling sleep mask.
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Be sure to use my discount code,
ANNIKA20.
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♪ You know that I'm... ♪
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♪ Get paid just to tell you
how I live ♪
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♪ Throw shade, but... ♪
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[ Cellphone beeps ]
Alright, guys.
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So I always start my day with
their Pearlies toothpaste.
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♪ I do what I want,
I do what I want ♪
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♪ I'm a boss...boss...boss ♪
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♪ I'm a boss, I'm a boss ♪
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♪ I do what I want,
I do what I want ♪
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FDA approval pending,
but the results are not.
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The smile speaks for itself.
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♪ Got my own job, no rules,
I'm bad, I'm bad ♪
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♪ See you try to get like me,
make me laugh, make me laugh ♪
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Something not everybody knows
about me is that I love coffee.
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I get a giant iced latte
with two pumps Cinnamon Dolce,
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and always in a reusable cup.
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Do you know what single-use
plastic is made out of?
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Petroleum, A. K. A. oil,
A. K. A. war in the Middle East.
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Man: Get out of the bike lane!
Oh, shit, aah!
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Yeah, we're going there today.
[ Woman screams ]
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Oh, and speaking
of the Middle East,
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you guys have got to try
this new Moroccan oil
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for your skin.
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[ Fingers tapping,
cellphones vibrating ]
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♪♪
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Hey, guys.
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Going live.
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While we wait for a few more
people to go in,
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some of you had some questions
about my wake up tutorial
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that I posted this morning,
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so I figured that I'd just do
a quick Q&A before class.
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But first, drop some hearts
if you're feeling my lewk.
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Aww, thank you, guys.
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I'm feeling the love.
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[ Electricity crackles,
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[ Notifications chime ]
Okay.
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Fire emojis?
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I didn't know I was killing it
like that.
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Guys.
[ Electricity crackles ]
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Guys!
[ Fire alarm beeping ]
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Get some water.
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Kiela: Okay, um...
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Stay back, stay back.
[ Screams ]
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[ Fire extinguisher sprays ]
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Bro, watch out.
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Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Go, go, go, go!
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Okay, guys, stay tuned
for some hot tips
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on fire safety tomorrow.
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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ Learn something new
every day ♪
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♪ I don't know,
so I'mma feel my way ♪
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♪ Got the weight of the world
on me ♪
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♪ But no regrets,
this is what I say ♪
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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
♪ You can tell me ♪
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♪ My heart beating so loud ♪
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♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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You think
this is salvageable?
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Okay.
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♪♪
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Guys, are we addicted
to our phones?
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What?
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Bro, no. We're good.
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Um, hey, guys.
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Can I get a selfie?
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You're American heroes.
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[ Cellphone camera clicks ]
See?
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This is exactly
what I'm talking about.
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Bro, it's all Gucci.
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No one got hurt.
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Who knew you couldn't
microwave foil?
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Literally everyone.
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Yeah, and because you weren't
paying attention,
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you almost sent us all
to our fiery grave.
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Grave, that's it!
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Wordle in 3.
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Yeah, we need to take a break
from our phones.
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Dude, you're more obsessed
with your phone than any of us.
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You tried to use Apple Pay
to give a homeless guy change.
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Mm.
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Okay, "obsessed"
is a strong word.
Okay.
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But I do think a digital detox
would do us all some good.
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Pass. Phones aren't
some unnecessary evil.
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They're just
a part of life now.
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Would you detox from clean water
or antibiotics?
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It's a little different.
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Yeah, and some of us
are using our phones
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to get into good trouble,
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like, the, um, three
online petitions I just signed.
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Sure, but I feel like
a lot of us are using them
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for no good reason at all.
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Um, I pretty much only use
my phone to text Yazmine
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while she's away
with the swim team.
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Really?
What's your most-used app?
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Panera Rewards?
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Hmm.
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My name is Zaara Ali,
and I'm an addict.
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Exactly. And I feel like
most of us
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spend the bulk
of our waking hours
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on fantasy football apps
and getting the Wordle.
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Uh, it's not always
the Wordle.
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Sometimes it's Quordle
or Heardle or Framed or --
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Yeah, we need
to take a break.
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Alright.
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How about we make a bet?
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See who can go the longest
without all this shit?
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$50 buy-in, battle royale,
last man standing -- or woman.
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Who's with me?
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[ Sighs ] I'm in.
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Me too.
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If Angela Davis didn't need
a smartphone, neither do I.
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♪♪
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[ Clears throat ]
Annika?
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Junior?
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Uh, I don't have a problem.
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Spoken like a true addict.
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[ Scoffs ]
Okay, screw it.
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♪♪
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[ All sigh ]
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Hmm.
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♪♪
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[ Notification chimes ]
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Oh, sorry.
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I forgot I'm on RA duty.
[ Chuckles ]
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[ Fingers tapping ]
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Oh, wait,
does -- does this count?
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You bet your ass,
bucko.
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Okay, you know what?
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You better watch it,
because you're gonna need me
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when you don't know
what time it is.
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So, we're all set
for your speech
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at the Color In Tech conference
next month.
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Oh, but we still need
to lock down a third panelist
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for the Diversity
in Virtual Reality panel.
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Mm.
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What about, um,
Ibram X. Kendi?
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Oh, see, I've reached out
to him before.
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He's a tough get.
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Well, he's gonna be at
Ava DuVernay's premiere party
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for her new doc tomorrow.
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Okay.
I've got a plus one,
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so maybe we can go together
and see if he can't be convinced
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after a few glasses
of champagne.
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Great, yeah. It's a date.
[ Chuckles ]
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I mean, obviously,
it's not a date.
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I've got a boyfriend.
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Yeah, no.
I got a girlfriend, so.
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Um.
Yeah.
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We can just be two people
in committed relationships
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fighting for
social justice...
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at a party where I hope
to get a selfie with Adele
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and Rich Paul.
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Oh, so that's
what it's all about, huh?
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Well, yeah,
you just never know
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when she's going
on tour again.
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♪♪
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♪ Yo ♪
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♪ You should take a selfie ♪
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♪♪
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♪ You should take a selfie ♪
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So, with the help
of 20th-century dumb technology
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like alarm clocks, maps,
and newspapers,
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I was able to last the whole day
without my phone.
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♪ You should get
a selfie stick ♪
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Ooh, wonder if the others can
say the same.
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♪♪
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So you just lay there
and don't move?
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Yeah.
It's called "soaking."
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Huh.
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You sure know a lot of ways
to have sex without having sex.
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Thank you.
Junior: What's up, guys?
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How we doing over here?
Hey.
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Anybody ready to sell
their firstborn
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for a Candy Crush fix?
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No, it's -- it's actually
not going too bad.
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I mean, we're learning a lot
about each other.
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I had no idea
that Lauryn knows so much
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about
technical virginity.
Oh.
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She's like a religious
Urban Dictionary.
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I am.
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So you guys aren't having
any issues?
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No.
We're doing fine.
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But, uh, this line
of questioning
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leads me to believe you might
be struggling, Junior.
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Who, me?
Uh-huh.
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No.
No, no, no, no, no.
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I'm good. I'm good.
You sure?
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'Cause I caught
a glimpse of the news,
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and this guy with a perm
said that the Dow was dropping.
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It is?
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Yeah.
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Cool!
Cool, cool, cool, cool.
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That's --
No, that's totally fine.
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This is, uh, something
I'm mentally, emotionally,
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and financially
prepared for.
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Will you excuse me?
Mm-hmm.
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Not doing good.
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Speaking of
people struggling...
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How you holding up,
honey?
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What do you mean?
I'm good.
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Wow.
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I thought
you would crack first.
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Why?
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Um, 'cause you can't do anything
without being on your phone.
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I mean,
at our last movie night,
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you were double screening
so hard,
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you asked which one
was "the Batman."
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Wow.
Typical man.
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Can't believe a woman
can multi-task, huh?
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Oh, come on.
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You gotta admit, the phone is
a big part of your personality.
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I mean, I can't even imagine you
without it.
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Exactly, like Batman
without Robin.
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She's not gonna
get that one.
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I am more than
the devices I use.
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You know that, right?
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Yeah. Sure.
Yes. Yes.
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Oh, my God!
You don't.
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You think I'm basic.
Basic?
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No, no, no.
Not -- Not...
No. No. No.
No, we -- No.
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Not at all.
I am not basic,
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and I hope that when you guys
pick up your phones,
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they both have
cracked screens.
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She's definitely gonna post
a story about us.
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Oh, for sure.
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Hey, Professor Jackson.
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I was just heading
to your office hours.
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I had a question.
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Well, I'm, um, happy to see
you finally decided
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to engage in
my material.
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Shoot.
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Do you think
I'm basic?
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Okay. You know this is not what
office hours are for, right?
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Don't you have friends
or someone
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you can talk to
about this?
255
00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:57,370
Who do think
called me basic?
256
00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,956
Okay, well, look,
I-I can tell you
257
00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:01,583
that it doesn't matter
what people think,
258
00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:03,585
but I know enough to know
that doesn't work.
259
00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:04,627
Plus,
it's a slippery slope
260
00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:06,463
to wearing Jesus sandals
with socks,
261
00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:08,631
telling dad jokes,
invading Iraq.
262
00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:10,425
You know this isn't
one of your lectures, right?
263
00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:12,052
You don't have to take
three hours to get to the point.
264
00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,303
Okay, one,
that hurt my feelings.
265
00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:15,430
Two, college is
an opportunity for you
266
00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:18,433
to expand your horizons,
get out of your comfort zone.
267
00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:20,393
All I'm saying is, there's a lot
of stuff to do here, you know?
268
00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:21,936
L-Look.
269
00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:23,271
Young Republicans Club.
270
00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:24,981
[ Snaps fingers ]
Let's not do that.
271
00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:26,691
We don't need another
Candace Owens.
272
00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,026
Film Society.
273
00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:30,403
They're showing "Rashomon"
today. "Rashomon."
274
00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,989
Now -- Now, would a basic person
watch a movie with subtitles?
275
00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:35,950
Okay,
I'll give it a try.
276
00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:37,077
Okay, awesome.
There you go.
277
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,328
Good for you.
278
00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:40,872
Ganbatte.
What?
279
00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:42,957
Yes, that's Japanese
for "good luck."
280
00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:44,793
I, uh, watch a lot of anime,
so bas--
281
00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:46,044
Yeah,
you're starting to lose
282
00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:48,088
a lot of credibility with me,
Professor.
283
00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:51,716
♪♪
284
00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:54,177
And that man my Pop Pop
got into a fistfight with?
285
00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:56,054
James Brown.
286
00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:57,931
The football guy
or the Godfather of Soul?
287
00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,642
I'm not sure. The one
who slept with my grandma.
288
00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:02,769
'Sup, goofballs?
289
00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:03,603
[ Fingers tapping, cash register
notification dings ]
290
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:04,854
You caved?
291
00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,731
This stupid contest
was your idea.
292
00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:09,567
I mean,
I had no choice.
293
00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:12,737
Analyst:
And if you want to invest in
pork futures, now's the time.
294
00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:20,703
♪♪
295
00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:22,330
[ Brain scanning ]
296
00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:23,081
[ Cellphone unlocks ]
297
00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:25,959
♪♪
298
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,128
[ Buttons chirp ]
299
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,004
[ Cash register notification
dings, fanfare ]
300
00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:33,133
[ Dreamily ]
Oh, yeah.
301
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,551
[ Fingers tapping, cash register
notification dings ]
302
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,845
[ Clearing throat ]
Ahem. Ahem.
303
00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:39,347
Oh, it turns out it was just
the anniversary of swine flu.
304
00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:40,723
I'm actually up
three bucks a share.
305
00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:44,352
Wow. You couldn't
go phoneless for one day?
306
00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:45,687
Smell that, guys?
307
00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:47,897
Smells like bitch
in here.
308
00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,899
Look, my investments
are worth way more
309
00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,693
than some college bet
over pizza money.
310
00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:54,320
Besides --
Shame!
311
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,572
Ha ha.
Very cute.
312
00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:57,657
Shame!
Alright.
313
00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:01,411
All: [ Chanting ]
Shame! Shame! Shame! Shame!
314
00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:02,579
You know what?
Shame!
315
00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:05,832
No, I don't need any of this,
alright?
316
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:08,001
I'm gonna go argue about crypto
on Discord
317
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,044
like the good Lord intended.
318
00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:12,005
You guys enjoy living
in the '90s.
319
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,591
Oh, and if you need something
to entertain yourselves,
320
00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:16,301
I think Target still sells
Bop-Its!
321
00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:19,554
♪♪
322
00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:21,389
I'm not surprised
Junior is so weak.
323
00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:24,517
The other day, he got caught
in his fitted sheet.
324
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,103
I hate when that happens.
325
00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:28,271
Not fun.
326
00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:32,734
♪♪
327
00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,319
Wait, wait.
What the hell?
328
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,987
We have to get the group
back on their phones.
329
00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:38,323
Ugh, I know.
The text thread is so dead.
330
00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:40,742
No one is responding to
any of my memes.
331
00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:42,744
I did!
Yeah, exactly.
332
00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:46,706
See, why are we being punished
when they have the problem?
333
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,500
Right?! Neither one of us
is on our phones right now.
334
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,877
Like, if they had
an emergency,
335
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,378
they wouldn't just,
I don't know,
336
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:53,922
hop on
their precious devices?
337
00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:55,006
Bunch of sheep.
338
00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,007
[ Chuckles ]
339
00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:57,800
You want to wake shit up?
340
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,219
I do.
341
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,221
Call me
the alarm clock.
342
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,305
No.
No.
343
00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:03,848
Just follow my lead.
344
00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:07,310
Beep beep, mother--
No!
345
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:08,811
[ Aaron chuckles ]
346
00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:11,272
Mm, thank God. Real food.
Yeah.
347
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,775
Those canapés from Ms. DuVernay
were not cutting it.
348
00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:15,318
Yo, I went to get
a second piece of shrimp,
349
00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:16,444
and the waitress
slapped my hand away.
350
00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:18,279
Mm! [ Laughs ]
I'm starving, man.
351
00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:20,323
[ Cellphone chimes, vibrates ]
352
00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:22,700
Oh, my God.
What?
353
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,661
Kendi already responded
to my e-mail.
354
00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:26,162
And?
355
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,413
Sounds like he's in
for the panel.
356
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,457
Let's go!
That's what -- Sorry.
357
00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:30,708
That's what
I'm talking about.
358
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:31,834
You know, I knew you had him
when you told him
359
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,086
that the panel
would be broadcast for free
360
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,545
to at-risk youth
who are interested in tech.
361
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:35,880
That was a genius idea.
362
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:36,923
Very clutch.
Yeah, yeah.
363
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,258
But when you started
riffing with him
364
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,760
about the connection
between anti-racist education
365
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,346
and the VR frontier,
I mean, his eyes lit up.
366
00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:44,681
I do what I can,
but it takes two.
367
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,516
[ Chuckles ]
Dream team, baby.
368
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:48,393
Yep.
369
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:52,730
♪♪
370
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:55,400
Whew!
Excuse me, do you mind?
371
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,734
Can we get the check
when you get a chance, please?
372
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,444
It's actually
already covered.
373
00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,822
Um, that couple over there
insisted on paying.
374
00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,907
They said that you remind them
of their younger days.
375
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,075
Oh.
376
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:06,369
Oh.
377
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,204
I mean, if I had known
they were paying,
378
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:09,247
I would have at least
ordered a burger
379
00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:10,707
for my boyfriend too,
you know?
380
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:11,541
[ Chuckles awkwardly ]
You know?
381
00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:12,750
Yeah.
382
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,711
They're so sweet.
Yeah.
383
00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:16,671
Brad: It's just
the blueprint for
384
00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:18,214
so many films
that came after it --
385
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:19,882
the use of
multiple perspectives.
386
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,301
Kaitlyn: The concept of
an unreliable narrator.
387
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,927
[ Sighs ]
Sublime.
388
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:26,431
And I know it's clichéd at this
point, but I have to say it.
389
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,433
Kurosawa's my favorite
Japanese director.
390
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:29,934
Ahead of Ozu?
391
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:31,060
And Miyazaki?
392
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,895
Yeah.
I don't know what to say.
393
00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:33,855
Neither do I.
394
00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:37,317
What'd you think
of the film, Annika?
395
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:41,779
♪♪
396
00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:44,198
I liked it?
397
00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,534
Okay.
Cool.
398
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:49,620
♪♪
399
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,622
Careful.
400
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:53,541
You know that the coach
doesn't whisper in your ear
401
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,043
in the middle
of a play, right?
402
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,546
Whoa, careful.
Aw.
403
00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:00,048
Don't be big grumpy.
404
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,924
You should be
proud of yourself.
405
00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:03,426
You're lasting in
this competition far longer
406
00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:05,261
than any of us
expected you to.
Yeah.
407
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,305
Because I'm a basic bitch,
right?
408
00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:09,348
Who doesn't get down
with post-war Japanese cinema.
409
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:10,892
What, like "Rashomon"?
410
00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:12,727
Oh, my God,
I love "Rashomon."
411
00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:15,104
Great, so even CTE
and Country Bumpkin
412
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:16,898
can hang
with the Film Society.
413
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,691
You guys are so deep,
414
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,359
and I'm just swimming
in the shallow end.
415
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,862
You know what?
I'm not gonna fight it anymore.
416
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,822
This basic bitch is
taking her phone
417
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:27,575
and going to watch "La La Land."
I'm over it.
418
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:30,912
Hey, guys. So, I'm officially
back from my digital detox,
419
00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:31,913
and, wow, do I --
420
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:32,830
[ Door slams ]
421
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,791
♪♪
422
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:39,545
[ Knocking on door ]
Yeah?
423
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:44,717
Hey, friendo.
424
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,761
Caught the tail end
of that Live.
425
00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:49,514
Uh, how's it being reunited
with your phone?
426
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:52,266
Well, "Digital Detox Challenge"
is trending,
427
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:53,726
but I don't think
I'll be going back
428
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:56,312
to dumb movie club
anytime soon.
429
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,981
Yeah. I don't even know why you
joined the Film Society.
430
00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:01,109
It dos not seem
like your vibe at all.
431
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,193
It's not.
432
00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:03,361
I just wanted
to do something
433
00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:05,530
that people didn't think
was superficial.
434
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,240
Why?
Duh.
435
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,117
Because I'm basic, Junior.
436
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:11,160
[ Scoffs ]
No, you're not.
437
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,704
Well, you're the only one
who thinks so.
438
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,623
I'm starting to
believe it myself.
439
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:16,958
Annika,
you're not basic.
440
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,376
Sure, you're online a lot,
441
00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:20,461
which people may mix up
with being superficial,
442
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:25,591
but basic people are so insecure
that they just follow the crowd.
443
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:29,470
You started your own following
off of just being yourself.
444
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:32,014
You don't follow trends.
You set them.
445
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:36,644
Maybe you're right.
446
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:39,355
I mean, I was the first
to make Santal a thing.
447
00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:40,606
Alright,
let's not go too crazy.
448
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,483
Your favorite food
is still ketchup and eggs.
449
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,443
[ Chuckles ]
Say less.
450
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:46,863
But let's just say
I wouldn't be friends
451
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:49,824
with someone
who's basic.
452
00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,826
Unrelatedly, I gotta go.
453
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:55,121
Maroon 5 just dropped an album,
and I have been dying to listen.
454
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:59,083
♪♪
455
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,835
And I'm basic?
456
00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:03,462
[ Door opens, closes ]
457
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,673
♪♪
458
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,341
[ Indistinct chatter
on television ]
459
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:09,385
Wow, staying up to make sure
I came home
460
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:10,970
without getting into
any trouble, huh?
461
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,930
Man, I am chilling.
462
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,348
I ain't worried about you.
I trust you.
463
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:15,892
Well, you shouldn't,
because I just came back
464
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:18,436
from a date with a woman
who is not my girlfriend.
465
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:19,687
Yeah.
466
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:21,731
Guess I'm done with that.
467
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,399
Alright.
Buddy, hey.
468
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:24,859
Yeah?
What's going on, man?
469
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:26,944
I thought everything was
above board for you and Symone.
470
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,196
I thought so, too,
but this premiere party
471
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:30,198
felt a lot like a date.
472
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:31,949
Okay.
We dressed up, clearly.
473
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:33,075
We shared a car.
What?
474
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,785
I put my hand
on her back.
475
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:35,786
We were doing
the step and repeat thing.
476
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,079
Wait.
477
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:39,248
Lower back?
Shoulder blade?
478
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,417
Would I be coming to you
if I put my hand on
her shoulder blade, man?
479
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,044
It was the lower back.
Right.
480
00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:44,086
Right on the crevice.
481
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,421
Boy, you better hope
Zoey stays off
482
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,089
Getty Images.
This was not
supposed to happen.
483
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:49,091
We both kept things
strictly professional.
484
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:50,468
I never even thought
about her like that,
485
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,178
and now I'm the guy who went
on a date with another woman.
486
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,804
Okay, okay.
Do I have to tell Zoey?
487
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,765
I have to tell Zoey.
Do I tell Zoey?
488
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,225
I don't want to tell Zoey,
'cause I'm scared.
489
00:16:57,225 --> 00:17:01,479
Okay, but did anything
happen-happen?
490
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:04,482
No. But it could have.
No.
491
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:05,650
So now I gotta do
everything in my power
492
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:06,984
to make sure that
that doesn't happen.
493
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,487
I've gotta be the male
equivalent of whatever a nun is.
494
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,113
What are their names?
The guys.
495
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,157
Male equivalents of nuns.
496
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:15,034
Don't worry about it.
I just gotta be good, alright?
497
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,494
I'm breaking it off.
Wait, wait, no, no.
498
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:19,372
But what about those
fat Metaverse paychecks?
499
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,791
I can't go back
to taking cold showers.
500
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,125
That shit changed me.
501
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,335
That's not as important
as my relationship with Zoey.
502
00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:25,586
I'm sorry, okay?
Sorry.
503
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,004
I'm not gonna risk
an entanglement,
504
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,881
because I won't survive
a Red Table Talk.
Right.
505
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,467
Nobody has!
506
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:32,552
Look it up!
507
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,053
♪♪
508
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,596
Zaara:
Junior, I said leave.
509
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:36,639
[ Sighs ]
510
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:37,974
Perhaps selfishly,
511
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:40,226
I ended the competition
a little bit early.
512
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:43,563
It had run its course,
and I could not listen to
513
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,023
Lauryn explain
jump-humping again.
514
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,817
Zeke, my boy.
515
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,694
Congratulations.
Here's your phone back.
516
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,904
So I won?
Uh, not quite.
517
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,532
You actually tied
with Lauryn and Zaara.
518
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,075
So I won
the men's division.
519
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,618
Wait, where is Zaara?
520
00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:58,703
I gave her
her phone back,
521
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,204
and then she kicked me
out of our room.
522
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,331
Something about her having
a lot of nudes to reciprocate.
523
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,791
I don't know.
Oof.
524
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,835
Sounds like you're gonna be
homeless for a while.
525
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,963
Oh, Lauryn, uh,
don't want you to freak out,
526
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,548
but your phone
wasn't in here.
527
00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:13,342
Yeah, Kiela got me
to break a while ago.
528
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:17,013
First word,
first word.
529
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,848
[ Chuckles ]
Let's try "fluff."
530
00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:22,351
What a waste.
Give me that.
531
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:25,479
Mm-hmm.
Welcome to the loser's table.
532
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,523
Wait, you had your phone
this whole time?
533
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:28,608
How come you've still
been boring yourself to death
534
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,775
hanging out with us?
535
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,485
Because it was nice
to do it together.
536
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:33,988
Aww, that's so sweet.
537
00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:35,865
What children's book
did you fall out of, again?
538
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:39,201
Wow, I guess we all really did
learn a little something
539
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:40,828
from my silly
little challenge.
540
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:42,997
That you've projected your
phone addiction onto all of us?
541
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:44,540
That you're the worst competitor
in the men's division?
542
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,834
That you're not secure enough
to try new things on your own
543
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,836
due to a deep psychological
fear of abandonment?
544
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,046
Oh, or that you --
545
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:52,256
Okay, that is enough learning.
Thank you.
546
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:55,134
What do you say
I Postmate us all
547
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,344
a celebratory
Chinese feast?
548
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:57,762
-Ooh.
-Yes.
549
00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:59,263
Yes.
Lauryn: Very good.
550
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,015
I'll just take three orders
of fried rice.
551
00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:02,099
Got leftovers
in the fridge.
552
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:04,477
Got you, bro.
553
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,437
♪♪
554
00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:07,605
Junior: On the surface...
[ Cellphones chiming ]
555
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,023
...it might look like
the competition
556
00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:10,608
was a major fail,
557
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:13,819
but it succeeded in bringing us
closer together.
558
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,697
In life, it's easy
to get distracted,
559
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:19,075
with or without technology.
560
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:22,536
Phones are just an extension
of who we already are,
561
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:25,039
for better or worse.
562
00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:25,790
[ Electricity crackles ]
563
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,333
Oh. Oh!
Again?
564
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,918
Oh, my gosh!
Oh!
565
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:29,835
Kiela: Oh, my God.
[ Fire alarm beeping ]
566
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:32,463
Hey, guys.
So, um, quick poll.
567
00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:35,925
Is Zeke a complete idiot,
or is Kiela the worst RA ever?
568
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,301
[ Fire extinguisher sprays,
indistinct shouting ]
569
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:38,803
Weigh in below.
570
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:39,553
Oh!
571
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:44,850
[ Video chat chimes ]
572
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,727
Symone: Hey.
Hey.
573
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:49,105
Everything okay?
What couldn't wait till
I was in town next week?
574
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:50,648
No,
everything is not okay,
575
00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:51,732
and I think
you can sense it.
576
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,192
Wait, did Ava find out that
577
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,820
you took that extra goodie bag?
I told you not to.
578
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,446
Yeah, see, that's what
I'm talking about.
579
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,156
It's -- It's
the little jokes,
580
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:00,908
the senile lovebirds
who paid for our burgers.
581
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,785
It's the reckless emojis
we send to each other.
582
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:05,079
I just -- I don't think either
of us want to go down this road.
583
00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:06,664
What are you talking about?
584
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,791
It's not your fault.
585
00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:09,875
It's me, honestly.
586
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,669
It's biology.
587
00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:14,046
I didn't ask for this power,
it was given to me.
588
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,215
And, uh, I've actually had
scientists come up to me
589
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,300
and ask to study
my pheromones.
590
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,885
And with great power
comes great responsibility,
591
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,887
so I'm going to do
what I know
592
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:22,847
you don't have
the strength to.
593
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:24,223
What? Are you serious?
594
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,599
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
595
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,059
Please.
596
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,436
No more words.
597
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:30,312
You'll only
make it hurt worse.
598
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:31,397
It's been a pleasure
working with you.
599
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,067
Goodbye.
600
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,278
Wait...
601
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,864
Who was that, babe?
602
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:44,660
Um, a very confused
co-worker.
603
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,662
Well, former co-worker.
604
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:49,790
♪♪