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♪ All I want is you ♪
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♪ Is you ♪
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♪ It takes two ♪
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♪ 'Cause all I want is you ♪
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♪ Is you ♪
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♪ It takes two ♪
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By the end of first semester,
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most college students
have found their rhythm
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and probably a bunch
of bad habits.
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But with the coming of
second semester,
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a new chapter of college
emerges--
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cuffing season.
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That time of year when you're
just lookin' to get boo'd up.
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♪ Dance with me right now ♪
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♪ Just dance with me
right now ♪
Hey.
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Now, I know
what you're thinking,
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but I am just happy that
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Annika has found someone
who makes her happy.
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Even being in a relationship
through your phone
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is nicer than having
no one at all.
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[ Cellphone chimes ]
♪ That's all I want ♪
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[ Ding! ]
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[ Cellphone chimes ]
♪ Promise I am not your enemy ♪
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[ Buzzer ]
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♪ I just need another memory ♪
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This way.
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It's that time
of the school year
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when life is just easier
when you have a boo.
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Later, cutie.
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Bye, beautiful.
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As for me,
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while I have certainly enjoyed
the player lifestyle,
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I've given it all up
for a baddie named Grace.
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She's a Phi Psi,
sister sorority of the Gammas,
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and so cool,
she even speaks Dothraki.
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♪ Is you ♪
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We've been together
for a full fortnight,
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and we have been playing
a lot of "Fortnite."
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Man, she is awesome.
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Hey, babe. Hey.
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I know you have those
back-to-back classes today
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and it's hard to get to lunch,
so I got it for you.
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Extra avocado?
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That's $2.
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I know.
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♪ Is you, oh, is you ♪
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She's so sweet.
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Man,
don't you just love her?
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No.
Nobody does.
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Everybody hates Grace.
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Extra avocado Grace?
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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ Learn something new
every day ♪
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♪ I don't know,
so I'mma feel my way ♪
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♪ Got the weight of the world
on me ♪
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♪ But no regrets,
this is what I say ♪
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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
♪ You can tell me ♪
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♪ My heart beating so loud ♪
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♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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Wait, you hate Grace?
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Oh, yeah.
We all hate Grace.
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Right, Kiela?
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Wait, what are
we talking about?
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How we all
don't like Grace.
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Oh, yeah, Tax Break Barbie--
not a fan.
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You too?
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She's conservative, Junior.
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She's not our people.
Come on.
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Mm.
Your girl follows Mitt Romney,
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Meghan McCain [gags],
Ana Navarro--
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Oh, so you stalked Grace.
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No, I did recon.
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Mm-hmm.
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I search everything, okay?
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Instagram, Twitter, Venmo,
luggage, anything I can find.
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How do you think I knew
he wore boxers and not briefs?
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Uh, can a man not let his junk
breathe in peace?
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No, I like Grace.
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We're in the same
lecture class,
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she's really smart,
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and I think you guys
are a good match.
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I gotta say, Junior,
I'm really happy for you.
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Thank you. See?
You guys are just being petty.
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People can come from opposite
sides of political lines
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and still find things
in common.
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Ah, sleeping with
the enemy.
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Look, at first,
when I heard all that,
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I wasn't thrilled, either,
but the more we talked,
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the more I realized,
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yeah, we don't agree
on certain things,
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but that's just a small part
of the person she is.
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You should invite you-know-who
to you-know-what.
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Hey, are you talking
about my birthday?
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I know you're talking
about my birthday.
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Lauryn told me about
the surprise party.
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Snitch-ass, every time.
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I don't like surprises, okay?
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Come on!
We'll make a night of it.
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It'll be just us.
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Oh, I wish I could go,
but I'm on RA duty.
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[ Sighs ]
Damn.
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Okay, well, the rest of
you people, no plus-ones.
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In fact,
I'm not even inviting Yaz.
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Yeah, we can do that.
Mm-hmm.
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It's nice of you to think of
Lauryn and Zeke,
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especially since they have
no one to go with anyways.
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Right.
Yeah. It's fair.
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Okay, Zeke,
lightning round.
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Zeke: All right, uh, cerebellum...
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Yeah.
...hippocampus...
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Nice.
...hypothalamus...
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Good one.
...parietal lobe...
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Yes.
...and frontal cortex.
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Good job.
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And those cards
are extra-thick stock
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from Kinko's on Fairfax.
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[ Laughs ] I don't think
that will be on the test,
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but you crushed it.
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You know that.
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[ Chuckles ]
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♪
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It's a lot easier when
you're behind the cards.
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Zeke, my roommates
could come in any minute.
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Shouldn't we just tell them,
instead of them finding out?
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You're happy, right?
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This isn't
a Grace situation?
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Yes, I'm very happy.
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And Grace is the reason
I want to be careful.
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Our friends are
very judgmental.
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Facts.
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We just need to debut
at the right time.
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Yeah,
but what am I gonna do
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when you're there
at the party all night
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and I have to
contain myself?
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How about, whenever you want to
say something sweet to me,
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we just use a code word?
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Cerebellum.
Cerebellum.
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♪ Yeah, I'm packing ♪
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♪ I've been working on my core ♪
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♪ I'm too blrrr,
so I'm moving off the shore ♪
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♪ Why you do that? ♪
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♪ I need that heat
like a baker ♪
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♪ Palm, palm tree my shader ♪
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♪ Sea splashin' my ankles ♪
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♪ Lips glossin' like maple ♪
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♪ I've been livin'
all my best lives ♪
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♪ Every day like
a 9:00 to 5:00 ♪
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♪ One time with the bestie ♪
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♪ Make a toast
to the good life, unh ♪
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Oh, yes.
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It smells like heart disease
in here and I love it.
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Aaron: Oh, yeah,
tonight's itinerary--
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Best of five "Super Smash Bros."
tourney.
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Then I thought
maybe we could play
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a friendly but competitive
game of dominos
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and then finish off with
a Tyrese movie marathon.
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How's that sound?
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Very nice. Sounds like
last Friday. I'm down.
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Oh, also, they, uh, didn't have
our regular IPA,
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so, yeah, I switched it up
for tonight.
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Smart. Don't want
the routine to get stale.
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Friday night wings, my man.
You know the drill.
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As usual, we will be rating
flavor, heat, tenderness,
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tenderness and flavor, umami.
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Yes, need umami.
Got to have umami.
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And just, you know, the overall
vibe of the wing itself.
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Also, reminder,
sweet honey sriracha
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has been the reigning champ
for the past eight weeks.
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Eight weeks?
Yeah.
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Damn, that's two months.
Two months.
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We've been doing this every
Friday for the past two months.
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Damn.
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Yeah.
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Well, look, man,
I'm spoken for and happy
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with this whole domestic Friday
thing we got going,
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but I think you need to
get out of the house.
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I'm worried about you.
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I think you need to
go find your Zoey or not,
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maybe just a fr--
whatever.
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You just need to
go live a little,
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and I don't want to be
holding you back.
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Bro, you're not
holding me back.
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What am I supposed to be doing,
going out to the club
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and spending hundreds of dollars
for drinks on girls,
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or paying Uber
surge prices,
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ruining our Saturday morning
sweat sessions
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'cause I have
a hangover?
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No, bro, I'd rather be
doing this than that.
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Okay, well,
this-- this-- this is
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literally Hot Cheeto dust
on a Kirkland Signature wing.
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That's true.
That's what this is, okay?
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So you need to--
you need to go, man.
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Live a little.
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[ Sighs ]
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Maybe I could go.
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You're right.
You got to go, man.
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[ Gasps ] Oh, this girl Jessica
that I had matched with
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a few weeks ago
is back in town on a layover.
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She's a flight attendant,
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and she wants to visit
my cockpit, boy.
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All right, now, you see,
that's something
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only a man who hasn't seen a
woman in two months would say.
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You cannot say that
when you see her, okay?
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Yes, I can.
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Ha-aah!
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Oooh, it's too hot.
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It's too hot
but very, very good.
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Is that
sweet honey sriracha?
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No, maple chipotle.
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♪
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So my friends aren't the biggest
fans of my girl. I get it.
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It took me half a season
to like "Succession."
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But I know that when they get
to know her like I have,
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they will love her.
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Happy birthday, Zaz. Hey.
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Hey.
Hi.
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I know you said
no gifts,
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but we got you
something pretty special.
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I heard you love
Dave & Buster's.
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Oh, Junior,
I'm gonna Dave & bust your ass.
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[ Laughs nervously ]
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I knew we should have gone
with The Cheesecake Factory.
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Hey.
Uh, what are you doing?
Hey.
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I thought this was supposed
to be just our friends.
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Which is why I didn't even
invite my girlfriend.
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Well, it's not too late.
Ride share runs all night.
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Look, Zaara, can you please
just let Grace stay?
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I promise, by the end of
the night, we will all be buds.
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Fine.
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But you have real "Give your
stepmom a chance" energy.
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Well, I want you to
give her a chance.
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There's the birthday girl
looking fresh.
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Anyways, I know you said
this was a no-couples party,
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but Kwame really wanted
to say happy birthday.
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♪ Happy birthday,
dear Zaara ♪
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Wow.
[ Giggles ]
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♪ Happy birthday
to you ♪
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Okay, wow, I actually really
like my name
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with more syllables
in it.
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I like him.
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He can stay.
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Okay.
[ Chuckles ]
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Uh, I-I need your help.
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I told you, you have to ask me
about outfits before you leave.
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What?
No, it's not about outfits.
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I look amazing.
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I just-- I need all of our
friends to start to feel Grace.
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And you are an expert
on selling people.
252
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Please just help me
sell my girlfriend.
253
00:09:24,364 --> 00:09:26,900
Do you think about
the words you say
254
00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,768
before they come out
of your mouth?
255
00:09:28,768 --> 00:09:30,570
No, no,
and I'm stressed.
256
00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:31,805
I-I--
Okay.
257
00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:33,239
Take a breath.
[ Exhales deeply ] Okay.
258
00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:36,176
Follow my lead, and none of
that dork stuff, okay?
259
00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:38,778
All right, but you're really
tying my hands here.
260
00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:41,881
Yo, I'm about to get out of
here, you gonna be good?
261
00:09:41,881 --> 00:09:43,450
Oh, yeah.
I'll be fine.
262
00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:46,619
You know, I didn't realize how
much me time I've been missing.
263
00:09:46,619 --> 00:09:48,755
So I've got a full night
planned, don't you worry.
264
00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:51,958
All right, well,
don't wait up, my boy.
All right.
265
00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:54,094
Later.
Peace.
266
00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,362
[ Door closes ]
267
00:09:56,362 --> 00:09:58,598
All right.
268
00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,533
[ Ringing ]
269
00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:01,568
Hey, it's Zoey.
270
00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:03,403
Can't get to the phone.
Leave a message.
271
00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:04,804
[ Beep ]
272
00:10:04,804 --> 00:10:12,745
♪
273
00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:15,682
[ Indistinct conversations ]
274
00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:19,319
Junior: Sure, maybe Annika and I
are co-opting Zaara's birthday
275
00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:21,454
just to get everyone
to love Grace.
276
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,755
It's okay.
277
00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:24,257
She'll have another birthday
next year.
278
00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:26,426
So, Lauryn,
did you know that
279
00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:28,194
both you and Grace
are Christian?
280
00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:29,996
Really?
Which denomination?
281
00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:31,598
I'm Lutheran.
282
00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:32,866
Oh, I'm Presbyterian.
283
00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:33,900
Nice.
284
00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:37,470
[ Indistinct conversations ]
285
00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:43,877
Uh, so, Grace,
what's your major?
286
00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:45,011
Political science.
287
00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:47,046
Oh, really?
Me too.
288
00:10:47,046 --> 00:10:48,815
No way.
That's amazing.
289
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:51,985
Was your favorite class Elements
of International Relations?
290
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,787
Somewhere, Professor Lewis is
still giving his last lecture.
291
00:10:54,787 --> 00:10:57,557
I mean, did he ever even stop
giving his first one?
292
00:10:57,557 --> 00:11:00,260
Oh, and I remember
this one time
293
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,061
he started getting into
foreign election laws
294
00:11:02,061 --> 00:11:03,663
and just went, ugh,
like on and on and on.
295
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,431
Ugh.
296
00:11:05,431 --> 00:11:06,699
Hate that.
297
00:11:06,699 --> 00:11:08,968
♪
298
00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:10,403
[ Mouths "Fix it" ]
299
00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:15,041
Hey, babe,
drinks are getting a little low.
300
00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:16,709
Wanna do us a favor
and get another round?
301
00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:18,144
Sure.
Thank you.
302
00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:19,546
This one's on me.
303
00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:21,114
Oh, he's a nice dude.
304
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:23,616
He's great.
305
00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:24,684
Thanks, girl.
306
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:25,919
Yeah. Sharp guy.
307
00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:26,953
Thank you.
308
00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:29,722
Big cerebellum.
309
00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:31,424
[ Mouths "It's okay" ]
310
00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,393
So, uh, what were we talking
about before?
311
00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:36,729
Uh, podcasts, right?
Yeah?
312
00:11:36,729 --> 00:11:38,464
Uh,
Grace loves podcasts.
313
00:11:38,464 --> 00:11:40,934
She's a huge fan.
You know who else is a fan?
314
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,068
Zeke.
315
00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:43,536
That's amazing.
316
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:47,574
Do you like narrative podcasts
or interview podcasts more?
317
00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:50,143
Um, well, actually,
I like the ones
318
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,711
where people go missing
in the '70s.
319
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:55,148
♪
320
00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:56,549
Help a brother out.
321
00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:01,387
Hey, how 'bout those Lakers,
am I right?
322
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:02,522
Yeah.
323
00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:03,690
Annika knows.
324
00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:04,757
Right?
Right.
325
00:12:04,757 --> 00:12:06,092
[ Both chuckle ]
326
00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:08,027
Gonna bring out this cake
or do I have to go get it?
327
00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:09,662
You're silly.
328
00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:20,106
♪ I'm so lonely ♪
329
00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:23,743
♪ I'm lonely, baby ♪
330
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,511
♪ I'm so lonely ♪
331
00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:27,880
[ Engine revving,
tires screeching ]
332
00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:29,182
[ Grunts ]
333
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,617
♪ What is the problem? ♪
334
00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:33,052
♪ You know
I don't have no other women ♪
335
00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:35,255
♪ Don't want no other women ♪
336
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:38,091
♪ But you just seem to be like ♪
337
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:42,395
♪ You gotta have
every man in town ♪
338
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:44,264
♪ Outta town, too, I guess ♪
339
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,966
♪ 'Cause I be at work,
I don't know what's going on ♪
340
00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:49,602
♪ But I still love you
and I want you ♪
341
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:53,339
♪ I mean, let's just
give it a real try ♪
342
00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:55,675
♪ Damn, I'm lonely, man ♪
343
00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:59,212
♪ I've been working
16, 18 hours a day ♪
344
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:00,713
♪ And I come home ♪
345
00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:04,083
♪
346
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,685
[ Dog barks in distance ]
347
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:16,763
♪
348
00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:19,999
Wow, I'm getting a brain freeze
right in my cerebellum.
349
00:13:19,999 --> 00:13:24,404
Oh, yes.
M-My cerebellum is on fire.
350
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,406
I'm gonna go grab
a glass of water
351
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:28,541
to rinse out
my cerebellum.
352
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,343
Me, as well.
353
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,313
Hmm. Okay.
354
00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:35,882
I think I'm gonna
get out of here.
355
00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:37,350
What? No.
You can't leave yet.
356
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:38,751
You haven't even
had any cake.
357
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,820
Why don't you just
hang out with your friends
358
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:41,954
and we can talk later?
359
00:13:41,954 --> 00:13:43,156
No, no,
you have to stick around.
360
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,791
There's something I actually
want you to hear.
361
00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:49,662
Um, hello, everybody,
can I get your attention?
362
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,732
You know, the beautiful thing
about birthdays
363
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:55,702
is that they're a great time
to reflect on friendships.
364
00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:59,072
Like how, at first,
Zaara wanted to murder me,
365
00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,740
but now here we are.
366
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,842
Right? Friends.
367
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,377
It's crazy.
368
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:07,046
It's actually hilarious
how things change.
369
00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:09,582
Like, maybe at first
you don't like somebody
370
00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:12,819
because they like something
you don't like.
371
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:15,455
But eventually
you realize
372
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:18,491
that a person is more than
what they believe in.
373
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:21,494
How boring would the world be
if we all read the same book?
374
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:26,099
So let's raise a glass
to our birthday girl, Zaara.
375
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:27,767
- Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday!
376
00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:30,937
And let's give it up for
our newest friend, Grace!
377
00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:32,672
Cheers.
378
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,107
Nailed that shit.
379
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,808
Seriously, Junior?
380
00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,677
Yeah, I'm outta here.
381
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,779
♪
382
00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:42,048
Go get her.
383
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,584
Grace, wait. Grace!
384
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:49,088
♪
385
00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:51,758
I-I was just helping her
with her brain freeze.
386
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:53,359
Brr.
387
00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:58,898
All you guys
are always together.
388
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,166
How did you
keep it a secret?
389
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:01,701
Actually, we didn't really
hide it that well.
390
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:08,107
♪
391
00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:10,042
I wanted to tell you,
I really did,
392
00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:12,178
but honestly,
this crew just loves
393
00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:13,212
to get into
people's business.
394
00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:14,347
Lauryn: It's true.
395
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:15,982
All we do is talk about
everybody else,
396
00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:17,683
and we didn't want you
to talk about us
397
00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:21,320
until we knew we were actually
ready to be an us. Yeah.
398
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,689
So you guys are
fully a thing now?
399
00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:25,691
Yeah.
Yeah.
400
00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:27,226
And no more code words.
401
00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:29,729
Yeah, so,
if you will excuse us,
402
00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:31,497
we are going to...
403
00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:32,698
French!
404
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:35,468
[ Chuckles ] Wow.
405
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:37,136
We're the only
normal people here.
406
00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:39,138
We really are.
[ Chuckles ]
407
00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:41,707
[ Door opens, closes ]
Doug: Yo.
408
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:47,146
Aaron, where you at?
409
00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:51,984
Oh, there you are. Yo.
410
00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:53,252
I saw the takeout
over there.
411
00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:54,921
You, uh,
got somebody over?
412
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:58,257
I did not have anyone over.
I was eating my feelings.
413
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,761
And there were
a lot of feelings.
414
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:03,162
I told you
I didn't have to go out.
415
00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:04,630
It's not that, man.
It's not you.
416
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:07,567
It's just, if I'm being honest,
I miss my girlfriend.
417
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,435
It's like we built this thing together,
418
00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:12,338
and now I, uh,
feel like my life
419
00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:13,973
is just waiting for it
to start up again.
420
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,675
Well, it doesn't have to
be that way.
421
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:18,544
You could build new friendships,
build hobbies.
422
00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:20,713
There's all types of stuff
you could do.
423
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,882
Yeah, but it just feels like
what's the point of that?
424
00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:25,751
What's the point of doing all
that while we're in this limbo?
425
00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:27,854
You put all this energy into
the relationship and now what?
426
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:31,123
I-I-I gotta move out to New York
or she comes out here
427
00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:34,627
and feels like she's not
a part of the life I created.
428
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:38,130
Man, you and Zoey are one of
the strongest couples I know.
429
00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:40,066
I mean, y'all are gonna
work through this,
430
00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:41,868
and as your boy,
I'm here to help.
431
00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:43,169
That's nice to know,
432
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:45,338
but I've already leaned on you
too much, my friend.
433
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,540
Bro... trust.
434
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:50,042
No, I have. That's how you
ended up watching "Fast Five"
435
00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:51,711
and sweating out
those serrano wings
436
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:54,013
when you should have been
out there living your life.
437
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,816
Look, I may not have
Zoey's cheekbones
438
00:16:56,816 --> 00:17:00,419
or smile
or rich Black daddy,
439
00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:04,390
but just like her,
I'm here for you, bro.
440
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,826
I know you are, man.
I appreciate that.
441
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,895
Now, let's go dig into
that takeout.
442
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,263
It looks real good.
443
00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:12,265
I'm a little full, so
I'll just-- I'll let you eat.
444
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:13,766
Then I can tell you
all about Jessica.
445
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,167
Oh, Jessica. Yeah.
446
00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:16,402
So it went that well, huh?
447
00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:18,371
No, not at all.
She said she was jet-lagged.
448
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,773
Well, how far is a flight
from San Diego, anyway?
449
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,375
I got bad news for you, bro.
450
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,410
Damn.
Must be my damn profile.
451
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:26,946
What you put on-- Did
you put you juggle on
there or something?
452
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:30,716
♪
453
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:34,287
So, let me guess, the party went
practically perfect
454
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:35,788
after me
and Miss Drama left.
455
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:37,056
Actually, no.
456
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,958
There was yet another
dramatic twist.
457
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,660
Zeke and Lauryn
are dating.
458
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:41,661
Like, sexually?
459
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,596
Yeah, that was pretty much
our reaction.
460
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:47,066
Wow, okay, that is
some second semester shit.
461
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,901
Another unlikely couple.
462
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,304
Hey, speaking of, um,
463
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:54,173
thank you for helping me out
with Grace.
464
00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:55,775
Well, I don't know
how much I helped,
465
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,577
but you're welcome.
466
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,912
I know that I was acting
out of pocket,
467
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,114
but I also know
that she's more than
468
00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:04,550
just the party
she registers for.
469
00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:06,285
She's a really good person.
470
00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:07,820
She calls
her elderly grandmother
471
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,322
on the phone every day.
472
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:12,224
And she donates to places
before there's a crisis.
473
00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:14,527
You really like her, huh?
474
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:18,030
I do.
475
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:20,132
But I also know we don't agree
on everything,
476
00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:22,335
but who does,
you know?
477
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:24,870
My dad thinks gravy's a soup,
and my mom still loves him.
478
00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:28,107
I just want everyone
to give her a chance.
479
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,242
Look,
people will come around.
480
00:18:30,242 --> 00:18:33,646
But until then,
let's say we do a double date?
481
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:34,981
Really?
482
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:38,184
Yeah, we can let Kwame and Grace
poli sci each other to death,
483
00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:40,353
and we can talk about
"The Real Housewives"
484
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,388
or whatever it is
important people talk about.
485
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:44,190
[ Laughs ]
That'd be great.
486
00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:47,093
Um, I don't want to talk about
"Real Housewives,"
487
00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:49,362
but seriously,
thank you.
488
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,897
Hey, that's what
friends are for.
489
00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:53,366
Come here.
490
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:59,338
♪
491
00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:02,141
So maybe all of my friends
aren't into Grace,
492
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,542
at least not yet.
493
00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:06,012
But as long as I've got
my friend Annika on my side,
494
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:07,747
they'll come around.
495
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,148
Hey, roomie.
496
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,651
We should talk
about tonight.
497
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,019
Probably shouldn't have
brought a plus-one.
498
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,320
That was my bad.
499
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,655
Yeah,
that was your bad.
500
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,922
Yeah.
501
00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:18,024
Hey, where you going?
502
00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:20,026
I'm gonna stay
at Yaz's tonight.
503
00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:21,661
What? Why?
504
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,063
I just feel a way about Grace
and her politics,
505
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:27,033
and the fact that you
can be with someone who
thinks like she does.
506
00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:28,534
Okay, come on.
507
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:30,536
You do not know how Grace thinks
about everything.
508
00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:33,839
But I know how a lot of
the people she votes for think.
509
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,108
Like, she can say
all the right things,
510
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,110
she can post the right flags
on Instagram,
511
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:40,446
but when she goes to sleep
at night,
512
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:43,849
I feel like she thinks I'm less
of a person than she is.
513
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,252
Come on, Zaara.
You know me.
514
00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:48,988
You know that I wouldn't be with
someone who believes that.
515
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:50,489
Cool, so you're breaking up
with her?
516
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:55,194
No, I'm-- I'm not.
517
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:57,797
All right.
518
00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,098
I'm gonna stay
at Yaz's tonight.
519
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,500
Good night.
520
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,037
I--
521
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,673
I, um...
522
00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:13,512
Thanks.
523
00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:15,347
Hey. Thanks for coming
last night.
524
00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:16,949
Sorry it got all
Thanksgiving dinner.
525
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:18,617
[ Chuckles ]
No problem at all.
526
00:20:18,617 --> 00:20:20,953
And sorry you had to sing
"Happy Birthday" so many times.
527
00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:22,588
[ Scoffs ] It's fine.
528
00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:24,156
It might be
my new side hustle.
529
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:26,525
Besides,
I love your friends.
530
00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:27,626
Junior's super cool.
531
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:28,728
Glad you think so.
532
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,429
We're going on a double date
with him and Grace.
533
00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:31,297
Sounds great.
534
00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:32,598
Maybe I can
talk to Grace about
535
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:34,734
the latest dust-up at
the UN trusteeship council.
536
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,336
If those bastards in Holland
think that they can--
537
00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:39,371
Hey,
save it for the date.
538
00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:42,208
But I wouldn't mind hearing
that voice of yours.
539
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:45,044
Well, is it okay you're dating
a one-hit wonder?
540
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:49,548
[ Chuckles ]
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
541
00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:19,445
Thanks.
542
00:26:19,445 --> 00:26:21,280
Hey. Thanks for coming
last night.
543
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,848
Sorry it got all
Thanksgiving dinner.
544
00:26:22,848 --> 00:26:24,483
[ Chuckles ]
No problem at all.
545
00:26:24,483 --> 00:26:26,852
And sorry you had to sing
"Happy Birthday" so many times.
546
00:26:26,852 --> 00:26:28,520
[ Scoffs ] It's fine.
547
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,089
It might be
my new side hustle.
548
00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:32,257
Besides,
I love your friends.
549
00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:33,559
Junior's super cool.
550
00:26:33,559 --> 00:26:34,693
Glad you think so.
551
00:26:34,693 --> 00:26:36,161
We're going on a double date
with him and Grace.
552
00:26:36,161 --> 00:26:37,229
Sounds great.
553
00:26:37,229 --> 00:26:38,497
Maybe I can
talk to Grace about
554
00:26:38,497 --> 00:26:40,632
the latest dust-up at
the UN trusteeship council.
555
00:26:40,632 --> 00:26:43,268
If those bastards in Holland
think that they can--
556
00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:45,304
Hey,
save it for the date.
557
00:26:45,304 --> 00:26:48,140
But I wouldn't mind hearing
that voice of yours.
558
00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:51,009
Well, is it okay you're dating
a one-hit wonder?
559
00:26:51,009 --> 00:26:55,514
[ Chuckles ]
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪