1 00:00:01,126 --> 00:00:03,420 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, unh ♪ 2 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:04,922 ♪ We don't got nothing in common, I swear ♪ 3 00:00:04,922 --> 00:00:08,008 Junior: You know what the worst part of school is? 4 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,676 School. 5 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:12,554 Tests, quizzes, midterms. 6 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:15,390 All of it can be so stressful that the only thing 7 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:18,393 that you're looking forward to is being finished. 8 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:19,895 ♪ Y'all better know that he bad ♪ 9 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:22,564 [Bleep], I need that for finals. 10 00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:27,778 ♪ 11 00:00:27,778 --> 00:00:30,364 As for me, balancing my midterms 12 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:33,200 and my day-trading is nothing in comparison 13 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:36,745 to the awkwardness of my current roommate situation. 14 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:39,206 I feel like Grace thinks I'm less of a person than she is. 15 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:40,916 Come on, Zaara. 16 00:00:40,916 --> 00:00:42,751 You know that I wouldn't be with someone who believes that. 17 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:44,336 Cool. So, you're breaking up with her? 18 00:00:44,336 --> 00:00:45,629 No. 19 00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:47,965 Needless to say, everything going on 20 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:50,050 has put a lot of us on edge. 21 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,927 Hey, Kiela, is the dining hall 22 00:00:51,927 --> 00:00:54,221 gonna be open over the long weekend? 23 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:57,849 Read the handbook, Cameron, and get out of my face! 24 00:00:57,849 --> 00:01:00,435 Cool. Yeah. Thanks. 25 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:02,062 God. 26 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:04,564 Okay, that was satisfying, but, like, I hate being an RA. 27 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:06,066 You know, I'm so sick of dealing 28 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,359 with all of these King Hall brats. 29 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:09,653 After this and midterms, I'm gonna need to sleep 30 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:11,071 for, like, 15 hours, I swear. 31 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,031 Yeah, I mean, I'm just grateful for the two works 32 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:15,367 that have been getting me through all of my tests-- 33 00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:17,035 multiple choice. 34 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:18,745 Oh, shit, [bleep], damn it, shit, [bleep], 35 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:21,164 bitch, [bleep], oh, my God, with a [bleep] [bleep] on top. 36 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:23,250 Mother-[bleep], [bleep], [bleep]. 37 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:26,545 What's wrong? 38 00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:28,755 I got a C. 39 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,591 Okay, well, you know what they say. 40 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:31,925 Cs get degrees. 41 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,844 Maybe for an accountant. 42 00:01:33,844 --> 00:01:35,846 But for pre-med, a C is gonna send me 43 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:37,472 right to med school overseas. 44 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:39,808 The closest I'm gonna get to Harvard is a Boston cream pie. 45 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:45,939 Well, sounds like you need to join me on a much deserved trip. 46 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,150 Mm. 47 00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:49,443 Shrooms, anyone? 48 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:55,866 ♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪ 49 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:57,617 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 50 00:01:57,617 --> 00:01:59,953 ♪ Learn something new every day ♪ 51 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,789 ♪ I don't know, so I'mma feel my way ♪ 52 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:05,292 ♪ Got the weight of the world on me ♪ 53 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:08,253 ♪ But no regrets, this is what I say ♪ 54 00:02:08,253 --> 00:02:11,923 ♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪ 55 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:13,550 ♪ I'm grown ♪ ♪ You can tell me ♪ 56 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:18,972 ♪ My heart beating so loud ♪ 57 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:22,559 ♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪ 58 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:23,644 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 59 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:26,855 ♪ 60 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:28,357 Aren't shrooms illegal? 61 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:30,192 So is keying your cheating ex's car, 62 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:31,485 but that doesn't mean it's wrong. 63 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:34,071 So, you feel that comfortable to pull out drugs 64 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:35,864 in front of an RA? Wow. 65 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:38,575 It says here that the side effects are heart attacks, 66 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:40,577 nausea, muscle weakness, 67 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:43,080 and possible death from overdose. 68 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:45,582 Now I see why these are so popular. 69 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:47,084 I take it you've never done them before? 70 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:48,752 Yeah, I don't rock with hallucinogens. 71 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:50,879 This one time, I took too much cough syrup, 72 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:52,214 and then I dreamed that these things 73 00:02:52,214 --> 00:02:54,341 called the Teletubbies existed. 74 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:57,719 We were frolicking on this green hill and the sun was a baby. 75 00:02:57,719 --> 00:02:59,179 Wow. 76 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,473 Look who's too conservative to give it a try. 77 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:03,183 Exactly. 78 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:06,311 Okay, sorry that I care about what I put in my body. My bad. 79 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:07,854 Lauryn: Well, you know, mushrooms are all-natural. 80 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:09,272 When they gave it to ants, they went all the way 81 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:10,440 to the highest point of their colony 82 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:11,900 and exploded themselves 83 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:13,318 just to spread throughout their community. 84 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:14,528 That's disgusting. 85 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:18,323 In humans, it only exploded their heads. 86 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:19,574 Metaphorically. 87 00:03:19,574 --> 00:03:20,701 You're not selling this. 88 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:21,868 Well, I like ants. 89 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,578 They work hard and respect their queen. 90 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:25,080 Wait, what about the football team? 91 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,040 Isn't that, like, against the code of conduct? 92 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,291 No. 93 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:30,585 I mean, we can't do heroin, or meth, 94 00:03:30,585 --> 00:03:33,130 or weed or coke or horse tranquilizer, 95 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:36,425 but, I mean, shrooms are-- they're all clear. 96 00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:38,218 Okay. 97 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:41,805 Okay, well, I would love to join you guys, but guess what? 98 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:43,306 I'm on duty. 99 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:45,308 I will, however, make sure you guys have a safe trip 100 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:47,936 and maybe get high by osmosis. 101 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:51,231 So, we're gonna celebrate finishing midterms 102 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:54,109 by plumbing the depths of our subconscious 103 00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:56,194 and awakening God knows what? 104 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:58,780 - Yes. - Yep. 105 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:00,282 Naw, I'm good. 106 00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:01,825 If I want to see haunting visions, 107 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:05,412 I will look into the mirror and say "Candyman" three times. 108 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:08,039 The only thing I get high on is caffeine. 109 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:10,041 Oh, and weed. 110 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:12,711 ♪ 111 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:14,379 And codeine, but that was just once 112 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:16,047 because I had my wisdom teeth removed, 113 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:17,799 and I had a doctor's note. 114 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:21,428 Gosh, you're not gonna turn into Pete Davidson from one shroom. 115 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,305 Believe it or not, I know my body, 116 00:04:23,305 --> 00:04:25,182 and I know that this is not gonna sit well with it. 117 00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:27,768 Junior, you deserve to let go. 118 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,144 Maybe this'll lead to you answering 119 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:30,645 the great questions of life. 120 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:33,899 Or maybe you'll just feel really good for 40 minutes. 121 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:39,863 ♪ 122 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:41,323 - Yo. - Yo, what's up? 123 00:04:41,323 --> 00:04:42,657 What's good, dog? 124 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:44,201 I thought midterms as a student were rough, 125 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:46,286 but having to read the garbage people spit out at 4:00 AM? 126 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,622 My God. It's ridiculous. It's unbelievable. 127 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:51,249 One student plagiarized a paper so bad, 128 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:52,542 he put James Baldwin as his name. 129 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:53,960 Bro, no one who's out of school 130 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,712 wants to hear stories about being in school. 131 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:58,215 That's like listening to someone describing their dreams. 132 00:04:58,215 --> 00:05:00,550 Oh, I had this anxiety dream last night-- 133 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:02,135 My brother... It doesn't make-- Yeah. 134 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,137 ...why don't you speak to your fellow professors about this? 135 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,264 Well, no. Those are the "professor" professor types. 136 00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:08,475 I am the rebellious type, you hear me? 137 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:11,853 The younger, Blacker, still get mistaken for a student. 138 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:14,481 You like-- You like Deepak meets Tupac? 139 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:17,984 Exactly. Okay, well, whether you Cornell West or Kanye West, 140 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:21,822 y'all are all adults wearing backpacks. 141 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:22,906 Peace. 142 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:24,574 That's coming out of your tip. 143 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:26,076 It is. Professor Jackson. 144 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:27,077 Hey. 145 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:28,245 You know, I was starting to think 146 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:29,621 that I had the wrong e-mail address. 147 00:05:29,621 --> 00:05:31,122 Oh, no, no, you have the right one. 148 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:33,500 I've gotten all your Wine Down Wednesday, um, invites. 149 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,126 It's just that that happens to land 150 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:37,420 on the same night as my chiropractor. 151 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:38,547 Oh. Yeah. 152 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:39,881 Really gets the deep tissue going. 153 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:42,384 Right. Why don't you come join us, huh? 154 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:43,969 We're all finished with our midterms 155 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:45,679 and we only have one rule in the faculty-- 156 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,430 No dating students? 157 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:49,182 Yeah, we got two rules in the faculty. 158 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,725 Oh, okay. 159 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:53,812 The other one being-- no professor celebrates alone. 160 00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:55,522 Just one drink. Well, I'm-- I'm not alone. 161 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:57,107 I got my beer and my pretzels-- You're completely alone. 162 00:05:57,107 --> 00:05:58,525 You ran off the bartender. Okay. 163 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:00,193 Come on. Alright. 164 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:05,323 You can try to say no to me, but you can't say no to karaoke. 165 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:06,658 Ah. 166 00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:08,076 Are you familiar with the song "My Humps"? 167 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:09,703 Oh, you will be. 168 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,121 Please no. [ Laughs ] 169 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:12,747 Yes, you will be. 170 00:06:12,747 --> 00:06:20,839 ♪ 171 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:23,425 Look, I'm not much of a drug person, 172 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:26,344 but I am susceptible to peer pressure. 173 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:27,846 And maybe Annika's right. 174 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:30,515 Maybe loosening up and finding what lies beneath 175 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:32,017 is what I need. 176 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:33,977 ♪ 177 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:35,645 Y'all got room for one more? 178 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:37,898 Yay. You came! 179 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,608 You made the right choice. 180 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:45,155 ♪ We just wanna have fun, have fun, have fun ♪ 181 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:48,074 Hmm. What's the worst that can happen? 182 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:50,744 Other than literally every terrible thing 183 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,871 you've heard happen to people while they've been on drugs. 184 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:55,624 ♪ 185 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:01,588 We taken-- uh, dropped?-- 186 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:03,173 mushrooms, and sure, 187 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:05,008 they tasted like my uncle's trailer, 188 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:09,429 but they promised to open me up to life's bigger questions. 189 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,348 Guys, is that trash can real? 190 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:13,558 Can you stop asking if things are real? 191 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:14,851 [ Sighs ] Okay. I'm sorry. 192 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:16,978 I just-- I don't feel it yet. 193 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:19,356 Guys, shrooms are not cocaine. 194 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:20,940 You can't just rub them on your gums 195 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:22,567 and immediately feel like Charlie Sheen. 196 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:24,861 So, when does this ride start? 197 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:28,782 Yeah, I'm ready to play tennis with Andre The Giant's ghost, 198 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:31,034 or whatever happens on this stuff. 199 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:32,661 Alright, everyone, relax. 200 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:35,497 The shaman on TikTok said you won't get the trip you want, 201 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:36,956 but you'll get the trip you need. 202 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:39,417 Mm. Yeah, well, I haven't quite taken off, 203 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:42,295 but I'm definitely taxi-ing on the runway. 204 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,713 - Ooh. - Yes. 205 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:46,216 This butterfly's speaking Spanish. 206 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:47,634 Hola. 207 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:49,803 Como estas? 208 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:52,389 Oh, no, it's Portuguese. 209 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:53,932 [ Speaking Portuguese ], butterfly? 210 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:56,768 Great. So, everybody's on their trip, 211 00:07:56,768 --> 00:08:00,313 but m-- me. 212 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:13,034 ♪ 213 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:14,411 [ Chuckles ] 214 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:24,045 ♪ 215 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:30,719 Woman: ♪ You are so beautiful ♪ 216 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:34,264 Both: ♪ To me ♪ [ Applause ] 217 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:36,182 [ Cheers ] 218 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:37,684 This is worse than SantaCon. 219 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:42,272 Oh, thanks, guys. 220 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:43,356 Man: Thank you. 221 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,899 Why don't you get up there? 222 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:47,402 Me? Oh, naw. I probably should get going. It's getting late. 223 00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:48,403 Oh, what, are you gonna tell me you got more papers to grade? 224 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:49,738 No, I do not, and thank God, 225 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:51,406 because if I have to read another thesis statement 226 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:53,616 that starts with "Throughout human history..." 227 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:56,286 Or "The dictionary defines..." 228 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:57,579 [ Chuckles ] Alright, you know what? 229 00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:58,788 I'll make a deal with you. 230 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:01,166 I will tell you about the student 231 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:04,210 who pretended to be Irish in order to sound smarter, 232 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:06,504 if you stay for another drink. 233 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:07,839 Okay, this-- this I gotta hear. Alright. 234 00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:09,174 Irish? Yes, sir. 235 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:10,175 What? I promise you. 236 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:15,597 ♪ 237 00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:18,058 Whoa. 238 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:20,602 Is it just the one, or...? 239 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:25,106 ♪ 240 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:26,733 Nope. 241 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,943 It's both. 242 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:30,570 I see all my ancestors. 243 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,407 A lot of white people. 244 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,825 Don't worry, babe. I'm doing good. 245 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:37,410 I'm right here with you. 246 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:38,912 ♪ 247 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:41,539 Wait. Coach? 248 00:09:41,539 --> 00:09:44,209 ♪ 249 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:46,586 [ Cheers and applause ] 250 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:54,219 ♪ 251 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:56,471 [ Chuckles ] Yeah. 252 00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:59,099 NCAA needs to ban shrooms. 253 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:02,477 ♪ 254 00:10:02,477 --> 00:10:05,939 I'm here with Zeke Bracey, 12 time league MVP, 255 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,775 hands down the greatest football player of all time. 256 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:11,569 [ Distorted ] Zeke, the real question is, 257 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:14,364 how are you gonna handle the challenge of life 258 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:17,700 without football? 259 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,244 What? 260 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:21,538 Yeah, it's gonna be really hard for you to keep playing, 261 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:24,415 especially now that you have lizard legs. 262 00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:25,959 ♪ 263 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,085 [ Gasps ] 264 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:28,586 Aah! 265 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,296 [ Laughter ] 266 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:32,924 Stop it! Stop! 267 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:34,217 No! 268 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:35,677 [ Laughter ] 269 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:36,678 No, no! No, no! 270 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:38,805 Aah! 271 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,014 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 272 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,516 It's okay, it's okay. 273 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:43,434 It's okay. It's okay. You're fine. 274 00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:45,019 Oh, gosh. 275 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:52,277 ♪ 276 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:56,281 So, is anyone closer to their destination yet? 277 00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:58,116 I'm feeling a little bit of serendipity. 278 00:10:58,116 --> 00:10:59,117 Yeah. 279 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:00,785 Me, too. 280 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:04,038 ♪ 281 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:05,915 I'm actually a doctor? 282 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,876 You're a surgeon. 283 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,920 [ Machine beeping steadily ] 284 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:14,757 ♪ 285 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:16,259 You're prioritizing the wrong things, 286 00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:18,178 and now we're bleeding out! 287 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,972 [ Machine flat lines ] 288 00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:21,973 Uh, charging 300! 289 00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,308 Clear! 290 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:24,851 Aah! 291 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,311 I'm losing me! 292 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,563 Don't die on me, damn it! Don't die, don't die. 293 00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:31,149 So, everybody's tripping but me. 294 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:34,319 This is bullshit. 295 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,570 Both: ♪ Hey, shake your groove thing ♪ 296 00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:38,573 ♪ Shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah ♪ 297 00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:41,492 ♪ Show 'em how we do it now ♪ 298 00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:42,577 Oh. Yeah, yeah. 299 00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:43,661 Let me do the harmony. 300 00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:45,830 ♪ Shake it ♪ 301 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:49,542 ♪ Show 'em how you do it now ♪ 302 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,628 ♪ Yeah ♪ 303 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:52,629 ♪ Shake it ♪ 304 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:54,047 ♪ Yeah ♪ 305 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,798 Come on. Whoo! 306 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,842 Goodnight, LA! 307 00:11:57,842 --> 00:12:00,595 [ Cheers and applause ] 308 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:01,971 Whoo! Man. That was amazing. 309 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:04,849 Listen, that was incredible the way you came 310 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,184 in just at the right time. 311 00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:07,810 Well, I was just returning what you were giving me. 312 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,520 If you're really interested in becoming more involved 313 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,189 in your department, 314 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:14,442 we're gonna lose Professor Peterson to maternity leave. 315 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:16,402 We could use an interim chair. 316 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,320 A chair? 317 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,321 Me? 318 00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:19,864 Why not? 319 00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:22,325 You're young, you're energetic, you're smart. 320 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,452 The students love you. 321 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:25,954 You'd be a breath of fresh air. 322 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,205 I don't know, man. 323 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:29,791 Okay, listen, um, do me a favor, 324 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:32,794 before you say no, just do a couple more songs. 325 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,212 I can do that. Okay. 326 00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:35,838 Bet. Alright. Uh-oh. 327 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:37,006 Cathy's got that look in that eye. 328 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,716 What? She's gonna try Whitney. 329 00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:40,885 Cathy! Uh-uh-uh, Cathy, don't you dare. 330 00:12:42,262 --> 00:13:28,766 ♪ 331 00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,435 Oh, wow. 332 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:31,728 That's something new. 333 00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:39,402 Okay. Alright. Yep. Uh, this is it. 334 00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:41,988 This is the moment. 335 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,573 You've got this. 336 00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,908 [ Exhales sharply ] 337 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:48,327 What is the meaning of life? 338 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:51,039 Mm. Okay. Yeah, I'm-- I'm sorry for coming in hot. 339 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,876 Can you just make sure that my future son 340 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,462 is not cooler than me? 341 00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:59,255 What am I doing? You're not a genie. 342 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:00,173 [ Chuckles ] 343 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:02,759 Maybe this isn't for me. 344 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:07,638 Maybe this is for you. 345 00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:08,890 You know what, buddy? 346 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:11,809 I know that growing up is going to be weird 347 00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:14,854 and it's gonna be confusing, and right now, 348 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,065 you probably have erotic feelings for Helen Mirren. 349 00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:18,524 Those don't go away. 350 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,401 That's totally okay. 351 00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,028 It's all totally okay, 352 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:24,947 and I know that you're going to make a bunch of mistakes. 353 00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:27,867 But in the end... 354 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,494 it's all gonna be fine. 355 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:45,009 ♪ 356 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,428 [ Laughs ] 357 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:50,640 So, is everyone-- everyone with us, or... 358 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,100 Yep. 359 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,143 I have never been so grateful to be back 360 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,854 in the crushing monotony of our meaningless existence. 361 00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:58,564 So, what did we learn? 362 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,650 Absolutely nothing. 363 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:04,028 All I got was cottonmouth and a half a dozen bug bites. 364 00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,530 Lauryn: Well, the shrooms were awesome for me. 365 00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:09,075 I was so high, I was patty-caking with Jesus. 366 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,493 Wow. 367 00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:13,412 Yeah, so, you-- you didn't take them, did you? 368 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,289 I did not. 369 00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:17,917 It's just that D.A.R.E. really worked for me. 370 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,878 It wasn't just a club. It was a lifestyle. 371 00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:24,715 Hmm. Anybody get stopped by customs after their trip? 372 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:28,553 Bro, I got detained. I'm never doing shrooms again. 373 00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:30,138 But when I have a nightmare, I will go to sleep 374 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,931 and contend with my night terrors. 375 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:35,017 Wait, it was that bad? 376 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:37,562 Yeah, I just-- I don't know if I'm ready to think 377 00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,897 about who I am without football. 378 00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:43,317 Who'd care about me, you know? 379 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,610 Junior: We would. 380 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,237 You're more than a football player to us. 381 00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:50,116 - Yeah. - Especially to me. 382 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:53,536 The Zeke I know is great at Scrabble 383 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:55,830 and the ideal big spoon. 384 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:59,250 Also, you're a great friend who loves Pizza Fridays 385 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,377 and videos of trampoline accidents. 386 00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:02,920 That I do. 387 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,339 Yeah, and you're my frat brother and my beer pong partner 388 00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:07,592 and the guy currently holding the third spot 389 00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:08,968 at my wedding party. 390 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,428 Aw, man. 391 00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:12,763 I've never been in a wedding party before. 392 00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:13,848 Yeah, man. 393 00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:15,433 You're my dude. 394 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:19,395 Well, on my trip, I communed with my younger self. 395 00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:20,605 You know, when I was younger, 396 00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,190 I feel like I was 397 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:23,357 so scared of everything, 398 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:25,026 but it's not the case anymore, 399 00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,944 and I feel like that's all thanks to you guys. 400 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,529 Mm. You guys are my crew, 401 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,156 and my crew were the only people 402 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,825 who made me feel safe enough to trip with. 403 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,703 Aww. [ Chuckles ] 404 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,788 Well, I, uh-- I wish I had that revelation, 405 00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:39,707 but I'm always just too busy. 406 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,125 You don't have to be, though. 407 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,960 I know you think you're the responsible one, 408 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:46,130 but you're also an activist, a volunteer, 409 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,633 and someone whose friends can always rely on her. 410 00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:49,800 You've done plenty. 411 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:53,137 Yeah, I think you can let something go. 412 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:57,099 I can't believe I'm saying this, but the TikTok shaman was right. 413 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,726 You don't get the trip you want. 414 00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:01,812 You get the trip you need. 415 00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:03,898 Except for me. I didn't get shit. 416 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,234 Sorry. 417 00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,985 ♪ Shake your groove thing ♪ 418 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:11,322 ♪ Shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah ♪ 419 00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:13,032 ♪ Show me how you do it now ♪ 420 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,867 Hold on, hold on. 421 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,160 This is on the house 422 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,621 if you never sing that again in your life. 423 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:19,997 Okay, I'm sorry, dude. I just-- 424 00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:22,375 I didn't realize how much I needed this, you know? 425 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,209 What? A night out? 426 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,419 No. A connection, man. 427 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:26,963 I love-- I love being a professor. 428 00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:28,506 It's my calling. It's my heart. 429 00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:31,551 And lately, I felt myself holding back from associating 430 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,053 with the only people that love the job the way that I do. 431 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,721 These people. And you know what? 432 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,974 I've been hesitating by putting roots down here. 433 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,600 No more. It's about to change. 434 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,894 Professor Jackson, are you not complaining 435 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,479 about Cal U for once? 436 00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:47,608 I believe tonight, my dear boy, Douglas, I'm not. 437 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:50,528 Carnegie! Sign me up! 438 00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:52,029 ♪ Unh, shake my groove thing ♪ 439 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:54,365 ♪ Shake my groove thing, yeah, yeah ♪ 440 00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:55,908 Whoo! 441 00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:02,707 Oh. Hey. 442 00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,834 I didn't know you'd be here. 443 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,335 If you want, I can leave. 444 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,296 No, don't bother. I'm just leaving. 445 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:13,009 Hey, Zaara, can you just hold and listen for one second? 446 00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:15,636 I know that things have been weird, 447 00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:18,556 but I just feel like we need to figure out a way to talk. 448 00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:20,349 You're my friend, and I just don't want this 449 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:22,393 Grace thing to be throwing us off. 450 00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:24,812 Junior, I'm dealing with much bigger issues 451 00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:27,940 than you feeling uncomfortable being in the same room as me. 452 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:31,485 That trip hit me hard, and I'm thinking way too hard about 453 00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:32,820 Yaz and not my priorities, 454 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:37,950 and I got a C for the first time in my entire life. 455 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,911 I know you thought we were gonna hug souls on the astral plane, 456 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:43,706 but this is real life, and right now, 457 00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:45,541 real life just really sucks. 458 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:47,126 ♪ 459 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,128 [ Door slams ] 460 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:52,381 ♪ 461 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:56,260 So, we got through midterms, and we got through mushrooms, 462 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,720 and we learned a lot from both. 463 00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:58,971 ♪ Out of sight ♪ 464 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:02,600 We learned who our friends are. 465 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,353 We learned wheat's really important. 466 00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:06,854 Kiela! There you are. 467 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:10,024 I wanted to get a head start on RA planning for next year. 468 00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:12,943 Oh. Um, actually, you know what? 469 00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:15,279 I don't think I can do this job another year. 470 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:16,364 Wait, what? 471 00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:19,158 I just-- I need my freedom more. 472 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,787 ♪ Don't make me wait ♪ 473 00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:25,373 ♪ Why don't you come on over? ♪ 474 00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:30,336 And we learned that lesson whether we wanted to or not. 475 00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:31,545 But it's just not working. 476 00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:33,506 I-I thought things were good. 477 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,174 I'm sorry. I lost my focus, 478 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:38,094 and I need to get back to the reasons why I'm here. 479 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:39,804 That means no more distractions. 480 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:42,765 Distractions? 481 00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:45,434 ♪ I hope you dream of me ♪ 482 00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:50,523 ♪ 'Cause I see you in my dreams ♪ 483 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,108 ♪ In my dreams ♪ 484 00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:54,318 Zaara, are you okay? [ Sighs ] 485 00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:57,029 No. I'm not okay. 486 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,406 ♪ 487 00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:00,241 Do you want me to leave? 488 00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:01,575 [ Sniffles ] No. 489 00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,661 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 490 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:06,205 ♪ 491 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,875 Sometimes, the hardest thing is getting what you need. 492 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,877 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 493 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:17,258 ♪ Shake your grove thing, shake your groove thing ♪ 494 00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:18,968 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ I'm shaking', I'm shakin'. 495 00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,886 Ow! ♪ Show me how you do it now ♪ 496 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,388 ♪ Shake your groove thing ♪ 497 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:25,307 Both: ♪ Shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah ♪ 498 00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:27,101 Whoo! ♪ Show me how you do it now ♪ 499 00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:28,728 Excuse me, sir? 500 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:29,937 Yeah. Hey, buddy. 501 00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:31,355 I get the verses and the chorus. 502 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,398 You just-- You get the bridge. 503 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,024 I'm sorry, dog. 504 00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:35,276 I'm up here, I'm feeling like Ginuwine right now. 505 00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:37,778 It's just coming out of me. The spirit of hip-- 506 00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:39,196 Do we have any Ginuwine? 507 00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:41,323 Okay, now-- now I see why Zayn did what he did. 508 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:43,617 Um, this is why I work solo. 509 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,912 ♪ Shake your groove thing ♪ 510 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:49,248 ♪ Shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah ♪ 511 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,458 Oh!