1 00:00:02,211 --> 00:00:06,298 - Every act of creation begins with an act of destruction-- 2 00:00:06,298 --> 00:00:08,133 Pablo Picasso, baby. 3 00:00:08,133 --> 00:00:10,802 After my semester of studying great minds 4 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:12,429 and entrepreneurs alike, 5 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:14,598 I've picked up some great business lessons 6 00:00:14,598 --> 00:00:16,767 but also some great life ones. 7 00:00:16,767 --> 00:00:18,769 - I'm proud of you, Junior. 8 00:00:18,769 --> 00:00:20,938 - "Likeness rights in perpetuity"? 9 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:23,315 No, no, no. Whose day do I have to ruin? 10 00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:26,193 Well, anyone didn't just confirm Anderson .Paak 11 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:27,611 and the Free Nationals 12 00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:30,405 at Bar None's school year kickoff party. 13 00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:33,992 Now I'm racking up wins like "Nitro"-era Goldberg, 14 00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:36,870 a successful businessman whose most powerful quote, 15 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:40,082 "Who's next?" is also my managerial motto. 16 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,754 - That is your fifth pamplemousse. 17 00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:47,548 If you stay here, you need to kick in. 18 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:49,132 - Sorry, Sofia. 19 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:51,218 - Don't be sorry. Be better. 20 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:56,556 - A-admittedly, I have sort of fumbled the bag 21 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:58,433 on the living situation. 22 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:00,644 - And where you living, in my house, rent free, right? 23 00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:02,771 - Here's an adult decision for you. 24 00:01:02,771 --> 00:01:04,314 I'm out. 25 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:06,525 - So about our holiday potluck-palooza-- 26 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:07,734 - Don't you dare. 27 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:09,486 Do you know how hard it is to line up 28 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:11,321 the holiday schedules of an influencer, 29 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:13,699 an East Coaster, two locals, and a Lauryn? 30 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:15,409 - I had every intention of going, 31 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:17,411 but I booked a gig in San Diego. 32 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:19,580 - Hmm, I didn't know there was a booming fashion industry 33 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:20,831 in San Diego. 34 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:22,332 - Well, I'm not staying in town 35 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:24,626 for Mom and Dad's very special marriage-saving holiday. 36 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:26,044 - Then come to New York. 37 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:27,921 Sure, there's gonna be Luka's rant 38 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:30,799 about the gentrification of Christmas trees, 39 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:32,634 but we also have a place in SoHo. 40 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:34,386 - You don't have to go to New York. 41 00:01:34,386 --> 00:01:36,805 He livestreams those rants. - It's a nah for me. 42 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:38,348 I'm really excited to go to San Diego 43 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:40,267 and be the smartest person in the city. 44 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:42,144 - Guess who got invited to host the spin-off 45 00:01:42,144 --> 00:01:45,314 of "Influencer Island"! 46 00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:47,899 Me! - Oh, my glob. 47 00:01:47,899 --> 00:01:51,320 - If Goldberg's asking, "Who's next?"... 48 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:54,197 guess who's got two thumbs, calves that won't quit, 49 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:55,532 and a brand-new client. 50 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:57,284 This guy. 51 00:01:57,284 --> 00:02:01,580 Oh, my God. Baby, I'm so proud of you. 52 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:03,790 both: ♪ Watch out, world ♪ 53 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,208 ♪ I'm grown now ♪ 54 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:06,835 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 55 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:09,004 - ♪ Learn something new every day ♪ 56 00:02:09,004 --> 00:02:11,923 ♪ I don't know so I'ma feel my way ♪ 57 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:14,468 ♪ Got the weight of the world on me ♪ 58 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:15,510 ♪ But no regrets ♪ 59 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:17,471 ♪ This is what I say ♪ 60 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:19,431 both: ♪ Watch out, world ♪ 61 00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:20,432 ♪ I'm grown now ♪ 62 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:21,850 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 63 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:23,560 - ♪ You can't tell me nothin' ♪ 64 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,772 both: ♪ My heartbeat is so loud ♪ 65 00:02:26,772 --> 00:02:28,273 ♪ ♪ 66 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:31,902 ♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪ 67 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:33,362 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 68 00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:35,197 ♪ ♪ 69 00:02:35,197 --> 00:02:38,617 - To Annika and continuing her dominance of social media 70 00:02:38,617 --> 00:02:40,535 on land, air, and now sea! 71 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:42,537 - Whoo! - Yeah! 72 00:02:42,537 --> 00:02:45,374 both: Whoo! - Mm. 73 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:49,211 To my girl, from influencer on "Influencer Island" 74 00:02:49,211 --> 00:02:52,255 to the host of "Social Submarine." 75 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:55,133 - Oh, my God, it's officially official. 76 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:57,344 - Aw, baby's first-deal memo as a host 77 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:59,805 and not contestant trash. 78 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:02,557 - Okay, less than I thought, but I'm just excited 79 00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:03,892 for this opportunity. 80 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:06,520 - Uh, do you mind if I peruse your contract? 81 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,231 - Sure, you probably understand more than I do. 82 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:10,690 - Yeah, we'll take a look. 83 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,442 Ooh. 84 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:14,194 Boo bear, you need to get paid more. 85 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,821 - It's fine. 86 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:18,698 I don't want to lose this opportunity being greedy. 87 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:20,492 - I need to negotiate this for you. 88 00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:24,121 - Awkward. 89 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:26,039 - No, I-I go to school for this, 90 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:28,500 and I know how to bend an ear without breaking the bank. 91 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,502 Besides, you don't see Zara complaining about me 92 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:33,755 helping to secure her the bag, right? 93 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:35,590 So... 94 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:37,884 - Okay, you know what? 95 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,010 Why not? 96 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:40,387 Do your thing, "baybay." 97 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:43,265 - Ooh, "baybay," I love that. 98 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:46,268 - Yes, 911? It's getting gross. 99 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:48,895 - Ahh. 100 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,730 - Now don't move. - Mm-hmm. 101 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:53,275 - I want to try something unconventional. 102 00:03:53,275 --> 00:03:54,818 - Okay, cool, yeah, no, I like unconventional. 103 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:56,736 Unconventional is good. 104 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:58,113 Aah! 105 00:03:58,113 --> 00:04:00,699 Oh, my God. - It's so good, right? 106 00:04:00,699 --> 00:04:02,784 - No, it's the opposite of good--it's unthinkable. 107 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:04,286 I think that you broke my penis. 108 00:04:04,286 --> 00:04:05,412 Don't look at it! - What? 109 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:06,872 - Just close your eyes! 110 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:08,373 Ugh! - What? 111 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:11,710 [door closes] 112 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,546 - Hey, babe? 113 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:17,549 Let's go over your counteroffer. 114 00:04:17,549 --> 00:04:20,051 Okay, so first off, first class. 115 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:22,304 You are the star of "Social Submarine," 116 00:04:22,304 --> 00:04:24,139 and you should be treated as such. 117 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:26,808 Also, check out my counter for your salary. 118 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:29,519 - You think you can get me that much? 119 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:31,229 That would pay my tuition. 120 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:33,774 - Well, then call me the Andre Johnson scholarship, 121 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,233 because that is what I will get you 122 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:37,903 and that is what you are worth. 123 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:39,780 - I have to say, 124 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:42,866 I was a little worried about mixing personal and business, 125 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:44,951 but you actually know what you're doing. 126 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,703 - Wow, you really took the scenic route 127 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:48,872 with that compliment. 128 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:52,918 - I just want to say thank you for keeping me company. 129 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:55,796 - It's the least I could do. - Yeah. 130 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:58,840 - I thought we were doing, like, a reverse counter-- 131 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:01,718 - Stop, please. Please just stop, okay? 132 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:03,720 'Cause when you talk about it, I think about it. 133 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:05,347 When I think about it, it hurts. 134 00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:07,474 - Where is he? Oh, God. 135 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:09,643 I thought they were pointing me toward the morgue. 136 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:12,103 - No, Doug, it's much worse than the morgue. 137 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:14,231 - Okay, well, you didn't show up for class, 138 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:15,941 and I'm your emergency contact. 139 00:05:15,941 --> 00:05:18,360 Edie? - [sighs] 140 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:20,445 I shattered your man's... 141 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:22,072 man. 142 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:23,532 I guess I didn't know my own power. 143 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:27,536 - Wait, are you saying-- did you... 144 00:05:27,536 --> 00:05:29,788 to him? 145 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:32,415 Oh, this is the X-ray they were talking about 146 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:33,834 at the nurses' station. 147 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:35,877 - What were they saying at the nurses' station? 148 00:05:35,877 --> 00:05:38,046 Will I be able to walk again? Will I have to become a priest? 149 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:39,840 Just keep it straight with me, okay? 150 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,007 I can handle it. 151 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:42,384 Who are you texting? 152 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:44,469 - I'm getting a TA to cover my lecture. 153 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:46,388 Do we know how long this is gonna be? 154 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:49,182 - [snickers] Not as long as it was. 155 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,850 - This is funny? 156 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:52,936 Look at me. No, look. 157 00:05:52,936 --> 00:05:54,688 Go ahead. 158 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,815 [phone ringing] 159 00:05:56,815 --> 00:05:58,858 - Oh, my--It's Taylor. Are you ready? 160 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:00,443 What time is it? Game time. 161 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:02,279 What time is it? - Just answer the phone. 162 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:04,155 - Yes, you're right, okay. 163 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:05,991 Hey, Taylor. 164 00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:08,034 - So I reviewed your counter, and this is where we're at. 165 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:10,745 We can make the hotel work instead of the rental. 166 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:12,247 - Mm. 167 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:14,332 - And we'll agree to first-class travel 168 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:16,251 on a non-precedential basis, of course. 169 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:20,589 [phone beeps] - Are you not entertained? 170 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:23,675 - Finally, regarding compensation, 171 00:06:23,675 --> 00:06:25,719 we don't have room in the budget, 172 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:28,680 but we love Annika and think she'd be amazing. 173 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,682 We have a deal? 174 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:32,309 - Take it, take it. 175 00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:35,020 ♪ ♪ 176 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:37,898 - I think we have a... 177 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,900 I can get more. 178 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:42,485 She is trying to play me, but what she's about to learn 179 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:46,615 is that Andre Johnson ain't no Game Boy. 180 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:49,159 Uh, Taylor... 181 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:52,245 my client won't take one cent less than our counter. 182 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:54,247 If you can't get there, then you don't get her. 183 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,790 Bye, now. - Can we-- 184 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:57,959 [phone beeps] 185 00:06:57,959 --> 00:07:00,962 - And that's how it's done. - What the actual [bleep]? 186 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:04,466 You just ignored me and cost me my dream job. 187 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:06,468 What were you thinking? 188 00:07:06,468 --> 00:07:08,178 Oh... 189 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:09,596 my God. 190 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,765 [tense music] 191 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:14,434 - She is no longer entertained. 192 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,148 - What happened to bending the ear 193 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:21,691 without breaking the bank? - I-- 194 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:24,736 - I literally watched you break the ear off 195 00:07:24,736 --> 00:07:26,404 and burn the whole bank down. 196 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:29,991 - I-if you want big money, you have to take big swings. 197 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:31,743 That is the business of business. 198 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:33,870 And like my parents used to say, "Chillax." 199 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:36,956 - "Chillax"? - Yeah. 200 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:39,918 - Oh, my God, I cannot believe this is happening. 201 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:43,463 - Are we, um, interrupting something? 202 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,840 - You know, I've seen enough arguments between my parents 203 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,759 that I know exactly what's up. 204 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:49,260 We just saved Andre's life. 205 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:51,721 - No, no, the only thing that is being saved 206 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:53,306 is Annika's deal. 207 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:55,392 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go for a walk 208 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:57,227 and wait for Taylor to call me back, 209 00:07:57,227 --> 00:07:58,520 which she will. 210 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:02,982 - Annika, why are you breathing through your eyes? 211 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:05,026 - My manager went rogue. 212 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:07,779 I think I messed up by mixing business with pleasure. 213 00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:10,115 - I mean, you did trust him to make the deal, 214 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:12,325 so maybe you should try to just relax. 215 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:13,993 - Get out. 216 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,829 - Okay, done. 217 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:18,915 ♪ ♪ 218 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:20,875 - [sighs] 219 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:23,545 - O-okay, maybe I could have listened to her better, right? 220 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:25,547 But I was on a negotiation high. 221 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:27,465 I needed to follow my instinct. 222 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:29,134 - If she thinks you owe her an apology, 223 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:30,510 you need to give it to her. 224 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:31,928 - But I don't want to. 225 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:33,763 - Why you ask for advice if you not gonna take it? 226 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:35,974 - I just feel like people shouldn't apologize 227 00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:37,183 unless they mean it. 228 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:38,601 - My daddy been apologizing 229 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:40,520 for all type of stuff he ain't even do. 230 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,689 He been married for 36 years. 231 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,733 He mostly happy, too. 232 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:46,568 - You think? - I know. 233 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:48,236 Look, bring her to the DougOut. 234 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:50,196 I'll provide the incredible vibes. 235 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:52,741 You provide her with the apology that she needs to hear. 236 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:54,784 - You gonna hook me up with some free food? 237 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:56,578 - No. 238 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:59,080 I know you and Aaron beefing, but we ain't free-shit close. 239 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:02,792 ♪ ♪ 240 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,669 - Damn. 241 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:07,464 - Okay, see you soon. 242 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:09,799 Bye. 243 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:13,136 Hey, what's up? 244 00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:15,180 Sorry about missing the potluck again, 245 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:17,182 but San Diego calls. 246 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:18,641 You would think you could pack light 247 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:20,185 when you're just going to San Diego for a gig, 248 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:22,103 but, like, I have so many fun clothes that I want to wear 249 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:23,772 but I never get to wear, but I will wear in San Diego. 250 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:25,607 So... 251 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:28,651 - Why don't you just admit you're gonna go see Drea? 252 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:30,320 - I know it's a bad idea, 253 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:32,530 but she was just so sweet when she asked me. 254 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:33,990 - It's cool. 255 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:36,826 You don't need to explain yourself to me. 256 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:39,496 If you want to go see Drea, just go. 257 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:41,873 We're all here trying to figure things out, 258 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:43,958 and sometimes you have to experience firsthand 259 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:47,253 if something is or isn't for you. 260 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:54,177 ♪ ♪ 261 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,388 - [yelps] Okay, yeah. I think I should do it. 262 00:09:57,388 --> 00:09:58,807 - Okay. - Mm-hmm. 263 00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:00,350 Just slide it right under there. 264 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,519 [sighs] Okay. 265 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:04,729 Yeah, yeah, yeah. [sighs] 266 00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:06,731 My God. 267 00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:09,609 I'm 26 years old, and I'm sitting on a dong doughnut. 268 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:12,612 You know, just killing the game, Jackson. 269 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,198 This sucks, 'cause you're gonna be out there in them streets, 270 00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:16,616 while I'm sitting here 271 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,785 with my business looking like a soggy curly fry. 272 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:21,371 - Okay, since I am somewhat responsible 273 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:24,124 for your predicament... 274 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,959 - Yeah. - I won't go on any dates 275 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:29,963 until you are back to a thick-cut potato wedge. 276 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,089 - The thickest cut, yeah. 277 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:32,507 - I'll even nurse you back to health. 278 00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:34,217 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 279 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:36,594 - I find that amenable of you. 280 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:38,888 You might want to just not touch me like that 281 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,974 and maybe talk to me in my dad's voice. 282 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,934 Just a deep gravel. 283 00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:45,854 [soft tense music] 284 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:49,274 ♪ ♪ 285 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:52,026 - Uh, listen, I know I screwed up. 286 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:54,320 So first thing tomorrow morning, 287 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,780 I'm gonna call Taylor, 288 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:58,575 and I'm gonna beg her to take the whole deal. 289 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:02,996 I, uh, apologize, Annika. 290 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,914 - Thank you, Andre. 291 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:06,875 I really appreciate that. 292 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:10,378 - So we're good? - Yeah, we're good. 293 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:13,423 - Okay, cool, so, uh, should we order? 294 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:16,217 What--what's dinner without the food, am I right? 295 00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:18,052 - I'm glad you owned this. 296 00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:21,347 I know I was on one, but what you did-- 297 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,558 it really got to me. 298 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:26,895 You do understand why this is such a big deal to me, right? 299 00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:29,772 - One hundo P, one hundo P, but you know what I would love? 300 00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:32,233 I would love a refill on this water. 301 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:34,527 Uh, Doug, yo, Do--Do-- 302 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,696 - Do you get why this bothered me or not? 303 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,532 - Okay, babe, I'm trying to be a manager now, okay? 304 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,034 So I know that I have to be more direct 305 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,368 and I have to be more assertive. 306 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,704 So, as my client, I'm gonna be up front with you. 307 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,748 You're being a little extra about all this. 308 00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:49,167 - Well, as my boyfriend, 309 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:50,919 why would you apologize if you didn't mean it? 310 00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:52,837 - Because I know you wanted me to 311 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:55,590 and because I knew it would make you happy, 312 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:58,468 and if I'm being honest... 313 00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:00,845 I don't regret what I did with Taylor. 314 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,222 I feel like it was the right move to make in the moment. 315 00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:05,600 - [scoffs] This bullshit again. 316 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,393 You're just threatened by the fact 317 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,187 that I'm a successful influencer, 318 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:11,606 while you're just some broke entrepreneur. 319 00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:13,483 - Okay, wow. 320 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:16,736 All right, well, with respect, you're more like a suggester. 321 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:20,156 - Well, with respect, go to hell, Andre. 322 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:22,784 ♪ ♪ 323 00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:24,452 - Annika, I-- 324 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,246 Annika, you know I-- [sighs] 325 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:31,834 ♪ ♪ 326 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:34,003 I don't think she meant that with respect. 327 00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:40,551 [door closes] - Hey. 328 00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:42,387 - Hey, what's with all the layers? 329 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:44,764 You gonna go play a round of paintball? 330 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,724 - Since you can't seem to handle these curves 331 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,184 God gave me, 332 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,395 I'm putting my light under a bushel. 333 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:53,731 - Wait, so you de-sexified yourself for me? 334 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:56,025 That is so sexy. 335 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:58,361 - I brought lunch. Footlong for me... 336 00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,780 - Mm. - Boom. 337 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,282 Six-inch for you. 338 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:06,160 [Mickey & Sylvia's "Love Is Strange"] 339 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,662 - That's cold. 340 00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:09,580 ♪ ♪ 341 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:10,790 Eat up. 342 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:14,627 ♪ ♪ 343 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:17,296 You got this. 344 00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:18,840 - No, I don't. 345 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,591 - ♪ Love is strange ♪ 346 00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:22,802 - I'm gonna marry into the Burger King monarchy. 347 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,887 I'm gonna kill the Chick-fil-A cow 348 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,723 because I can't screw or marry a cow--that's illegal. 349 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,433 And I think I'd screw Ronald McDonald, 350 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:29,642 because he gives back. 351 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,644 That's a plus. 352 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,354 - We answered exactly the same. 353 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:36,149 - ♪ You never wanna quit ♪ 354 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,318 - Ooh. 355 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,111 ♪ ♪ 356 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,863 - One more, one more. - Okay, one more. 357 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:42,822 - This one's it. 358 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,532 ♪ ♪ 359 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:46,200 - [coughing] - Are you okay? 360 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,368 - I'm just kidding. 361 00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:50,204 - ♪ Baby ♪ 362 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:53,833 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 363 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,002 ♪ My sweet... ♪ 364 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,129 - Thank you for putting the target sign in the toilet. 365 00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:00,882 100% accuracy. 366 00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:03,301 [both grunting] - Who can aim? 367 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:04,510 - You, you. - I can aim. 368 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,970 - You, you. - I can aim straight. 369 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,930 - Okay. - I used to aim to the side. 370 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:10,558 ♪ ♪ 371 00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:13,853 [sighs] Wow. 372 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,064 - I should get going. - Yeah? 373 00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,940 Really? Okay. 374 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,609 Hey, uh, the campus theater is showing 375 00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,736 "Apocalypse Now: Extended Redux." 376 00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:24,322 They say it's longer than an actual flight to Vietnam. 377 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,657 So I was thinking maybe we could catch that. 378 00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:27,742 - Well, that sounds fun. - Yeah. 379 00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:31,496 - I mean, not fun, but let's do it. 380 00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:33,122 I'll text you. - All right, cool. 381 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,791 - Okay. - Let me get that. 382 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,504 [soft music] 383 00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:41,089 - Have a good night. 384 00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:48,012 ♪ ♪ 385 00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,900 [chuckles] 386 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:07,865 ♪ ♪ 387 00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:10,076 - You're gonna need something stronger than beer. 388 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,452 This one's on the house. 389 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:12,703 - Well, if that's the case, 390 00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:14,455 then get that shit you need the ladder for, 391 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:15,581 'cause this is your fault. 392 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,208 - My fault? - Yeah. 393 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:19,377 - When I told you to fake-apologize to her, 394 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:22,255 you weren't supposed to tell her you were fake-apologizing. 395 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:25,591 What's wrong with you? - I couldn't keep lying. 396 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,760 If anything, I should be commended 397 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,053 for telling the truth. 398 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:31,055 - Look, bro, have you ever considered 399 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:34,016 that she has a point and you were wrong? 400 00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:36,144 - I don't know. I guess. 401 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,062 [phone buzzing] Maybe. 402 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,358 Or maybe I was right the whole time. 403 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,860 Taylor just emailed me, 404 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,778 and she said that she agrees with the terms. 405 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,364 Wow, if I had a mic... 406 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:51,117 mmm, I would drop it. 407 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:54,287 - [stammers, sighs] 408 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:58,040 [hip-hop music] 409 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,876 - Hey. 410 00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:01,586 - What do you want? 411 00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,880 - I know we've been radio silent lately, 412 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,631 but I've got something to show you. 413 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,466 - Is it an apology email? 414 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,427 - Better, much better. 415 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:12,180 Uh, so the "Social Submarine" gig-- 416 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:13,931 Taylor emailed me back, 417 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,559 and they will be able to meet my demands on your pay. 418 00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,436 [chuckles] 419 00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:23,608 Uh, we'll skip the part where I say I told you so, 420 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:24,775 because that doesn't matter. 421 00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:27,153 All that matters is that you got the gig 422 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:28,738 and I won the negotiation. 423 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:31,657 - This is about so much more than the job. 424 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:34,869 It's about the fact that you don't listen to me. 425 00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:37,496 - [stammers] I-I do listen to you. 426 00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:40,124 - Oh, my God, this is about everything. 427 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,876 You didn't trust me with Drea. 428 00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:44,962 You prioritize everyone else's needs over mine. 429 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:47,715 And you hear what you want to hear, never what I say. 430 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,050 - Well, I do hear what you say, 431 00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:51,469 but I-I also hear what you don't say. 432 00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:53,387 And, clearly, you just don't believe in me. 433 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:57,850 ♪ ♪ 434 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,603 What are we doing? 435 00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:03,606 - Clearly, something between us is broken. 436 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,194 - Can we fix it? 437 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,365 - I don't know if I want to. 438 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,744 I mean, do you? 439 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:20,873 [soft music] 440 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:25,044 - So, after all the things that we've been through... 441 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,046 this is how we break up? 442 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,215 ♪ ♪ 443 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:33,636 - It's all the things we've been through that got us here. 444 00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,346 I'm sorry, Andre. 445 00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:39,141 ♪ ♪ 446 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:41,727 - Yeah, me too. 447 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:48,985 ♪ ♪ 448 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:53,739 - While the U.S. Civil War began on April 12, 1861... 449 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:57,285 - Why are you firing up a documentary on the Civil War? 450 00:17:57,285 --> 00:18:00,621 Shouldn't you be getting ready for your Very Drea Christmas? 451 00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:03,791 - Mm, I decided not to go. You were right. 452 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,751 If I felt the need to lie about it, 453 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,878 it's a red flag, and it's on fire. 454 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:09,463 I guess I'll just stay here 455 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:11,424 with the foreign kids and the orphans. 456 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,884 - No, okay? No way. 457 00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:16,053 You are spending the holidays with me. 458 00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:17,680 - Really? 459 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,140 Is your family gonna be okay with that? 460 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,641 - Duh, they'd love to have you. 461 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:22,727 But I'm just gonna let you know, 462 00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,604 my uncle's, like, really curious about lesbians, 463 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,647 so he will be asking you a lot of questions. 464 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:29,191 - That's just like my uncle. Okay, I'm gonna go pack. 465 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,818 And I will be sure to leave my Birks 466 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,570 and my Ellen tees at home. 467 00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:35,531 - Okay. [door closes] 468 00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,908 - Oh, hey. - Hey. 469 00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:42,413 You okay? 470 00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:44,749 - [sighs] I'm all right. 471 00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:47,001 - Sure, yeah, 'cause I'm a guy, 472 00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:49,003 and I don't have, like, any emotions. 473 00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:50,796 - Okay, you want me to tell the truth? 474 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,089 I'm not doing great. 475 00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:54,925 I used to complain to Aaron about Annika 476 00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,886 and complain to Annika about Aaron. 477 00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:59,347 Now I have no one to complain about anything. 478 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,768 I know I messed up. 479 00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,269 I just-- 480 00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:08,606 I thought I was doing what was best for Annika. 481 00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,066 It just sucks. 482 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:14,195 - I'm sorry. I-I know you really liked her. 483 00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:16,906 - She was kind of-- she was kind of right about us. 484 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:19,575 We just didn't fit together. 485 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,869 She didn't trust or believe in me 486 00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:24,372 to handle her negotiations. 487 00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:26,457 I can't be with someone who doesn't believe in me. 488 00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:28,626 - Well, um, I believe in you. 489 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:31,837 ♪ ♪ 490 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,674 Hey, yeah, so, um, you know, I know we're not having, 491 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,258 like, the potluck anymore, 492 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:40,012 but I do make, like, a mean mac and cheese. 493 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,056 - Mm, okay, no shade, 494 00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:44,183 but if the cheese comes in powdered form, 495 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,519 then it's just mac and cheese product at best. 496 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,813 - All right, you hungry or not? 497 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,106 - I could eat. 498 00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:54,777 It's never easy when something ends. 499 00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:57,196 And in the chaos of it ending, 500 00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:00,157 you look for comfort wherever you can find it, 501 00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:03,202 even if that means highly processed foods. 502 00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,917 - You know, between ChatGPT and automatic bidets, 503 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:12,086 this feels like the end-times. 504 00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:14,004 - Yeah, speaking of end-times, I was supposed to see 505 00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:16,257 "Apocalypse Now" with Edie, but I haven't heard from her. 506 00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:17,591 - Mm, play it cool. 507 00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:19,718 Even if you are thirsty, you act quenched. 508 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,095 - I didn't think we were 509 00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:22,888 in, like, a playing-games-type situation, 510 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,598 You know what I mean? I think I'm just gonna hit her. 511 00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,767 - Yeah, Just hit her. - Yeah, I'll do that. 512 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:29,228 - [exhaling sharply] 513 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,355 Bro? - Yeah, what? 514 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,732 - Look. 515 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,109 [dramatic hip-hop music] 516 00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:36,485 - Oh. 517 00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,362 ♪ ♪ 518 00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,698 [laughing] 519 00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:42,783 - That's got to be her brother, right? 520 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,618 ♪ ♪ 521 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:47,746 - Maybe her stepbrother. 522 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,790 - I'm gonna see if they serve alcohol to go. 523 00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:51,125 - Yeah, do that.