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♪ I'm the main attraction ♪
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College is all
about independence.
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It's where we learn
to do things on our own,
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like laundry,
managing your schedule...
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or, for me,
starting my own business.
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Big Frank...
- Mm.
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- 23 sacks last season.
- Mm-hmm.
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Dude, they're gonna have
to name a wing of the ER
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after you.
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Tell me, what is
your workout routine?
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Well, first...
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I start with 200 push-ups,
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and then I wake up.
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Mm, okay.
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Lately, life has been forcing
me to become more independent,
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whether it's my dad
not supporting me
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or someone I thought was
a brother betraying me.
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Bro, don't talk to me
like I'm a little kid.
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I don't need to be patronized,
and unlike you,
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I've actually lived
in the real world.
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And now you're back
from the real world.
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And where are you living?
At my house, rent-free, right?
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I've been having
a rough go of it,
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but in the letdowns, I have
been finding my come-ups...
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You're the Squid.
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Starting with signing
the crown jewel of my company.
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And I used that momentum
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to line up a bunch
of other meetings
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with uncut gems to potentially
add to my roster.
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Thank you.
Oh, no, bro.
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Let me tackle this bill.
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[LG's "I Mean Business"]
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So, Kara, do you have a number
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of followers you're trying
to get to?
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Um, I'm not really good
with numbers,
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but I've always felt
that more is better.
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Agreed.
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Now, I know
what you're thinking--
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"But Big Daddy Andre,
aren't you scared to go broke?"
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[cell phone chimes, vibrates]
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And my answer is "yes."
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But scared money don't make
no money.
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[cash register bell dings]
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So success isn't free.
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And when you're flying solo,
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you're stuck footing the bill.
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So right now
it's very one for all,
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and I need it to be
a little more all for one.
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See, my clients rely on me
for all of their needs,
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and these bitches are needy.
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[cell phone chimes, vibrates]
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Oh.
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Wow, uh, Pro West Bank
has gotten quite comfortable.
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I need an investor, like, now.
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both: ♪ Watch out, world ♪
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♪ I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ Learn something new
every day ♪
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♪ I don't know
so I'ma feel my way ♪
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♪ Got the weight of the world
on me ♪
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♪ But no regrets ♪
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♪ This is what I say ♪
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both: ♪ Watch out, world ♪
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♪ I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ You can't tell me
nothin' ♪
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both:
♪ My heartbeat is so loud ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ Get me right,
get me right ♪
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♪ Lights, camera, action,
got her famous overnight ♪
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♪ So, yeah, yeah, we right ♪
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♪ We get it right... ♪
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Never good spirits
with these Johnson guys.
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- What's up, brother?
- Yo.
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Yo, how's that partnership
with you and Ray going?
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- I been pretty lucky, man.
- Hmm.
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I mean,
Ray's been dependable,
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and I've been getting
some good opportunities
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at The DougOut.
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But you're not satisfied
with that.
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You want a bigger slice
of the pie, right?
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Mm, no, do you see
that sign downstairs?
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It's pretty big.
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Look, man, I-I just need
to borrow some money.
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Look, well, why don't
you reach out
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to one of your Gamma brothers
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that haven't partnered up
already?
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Just not my Ray.
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You need to find your own Ray.
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You know who has good advice?
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Aaron.
- No.
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Look, look, bro.
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He gives good advice.
Why not him, all right?
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He--he did his thing
fundraising for the Gammas
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and getting them
scholarship money.
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I was tricked
into doing that by Aaron.
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Bro, you need to let
the past be the past
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and be mature enough
to let it go.
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[groans]
Oh, my God.
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[light music]
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'Sup?
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♪ ♪
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Okay, I know you guys
have had your differences,
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but I'm gonna need you two
to put your differences aside
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and be adults.
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I need my boys
to be here for me.
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Oh, I've set my differences
all the way to the side.
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Mine are so far to the side,
they're actually in the back.
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Okay, I'm being serious
right now.
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I have it on good authority
that a critic
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from "The Times" is coming.
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- Oh.
- Which "Times"?
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The good one.
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And--and the grading criteria
is ambiance,
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food, and drinks, okay?
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You have an entire staff
trained in hospitality.
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Why do you need our help?
- This is a huge opportunity.
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And I need my day ones there
to hold me down.
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All right, I'ma hold
you down, I'ma hold you down.
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Firm grip, two hands.
Don't worry.
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Oh, I'll hold you down
like gravity.
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Thank you. This--
this is what I needed to hear.
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That's the love.
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So how can I--
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I guess, how can we help?
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I'm gonna need a packed house
full of impressive individuals.
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Aaron, for you,
that's intelligentsia,
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authors, professors.
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You heard him.
That's me, cream of the crop.
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- [scoffs]
- All right.
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And, Andre, I need you to bring
the good vibes, okay?
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All of your best
Gamma brothers here,
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the best ones, though, the ones
that they put on the brochure,
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not the ones you crop out.
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I'm sorry, so--so what you're
saying is, I bring the fun.
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Did you hear that, Aaron?
I'm--I'm the fun one.
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- I did not hear that.
- That's exactly what--
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Day ones, I said we need
to be on the same page.
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We're not even
in the same library right now.
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- Right.
- Yeah.
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Your powers combined
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will give me an A-plus review
in "The Times."
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You got it.
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May the best man win.
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- Oh, the best man will win.
- Uh-uh. I'm the best man.
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I need to win.
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[hip-hop beat]
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All of my client wooing
dug me into a hole,
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but, luckily, I'm about
to climb out
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with three magic words--
increase credit limit.
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To be clear,
you're a student,
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your current job
is hopeful CEO,
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you don't pay rent
because you've got a deal,
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and you want
your credit limit doubled?
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Is that correct?
- Yes.
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Yep, that is what
we've been talking about
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for the past 20 minutes.
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Time is money.
[chuckles]
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Okay, so
we've just been trying
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to figure out how you have
a credit card here at all.
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[door closes]
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- You a'ight?
- Ah, yes.
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I'm great. I'm good.
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Is that a bloodstain?
- No.
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[sniffing]
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No.
- Okay.
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Excellent. What's good?
- Everything.
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Your boy just got invited
to Art Basel in Miami.
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Are you kidding me?
Let's go! What?
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A week ago,
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you were spray-painting
the library at school,
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and now you're gonna
be featured in one
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of the biggest art shows
in the world?
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- What can I say?
- We better make it rain.
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- Let's go.
- Whoo!
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We gonna make it rain, bro.
- Yeah.
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Uh, by the way, we're late
on our late fees.
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Uh, the deadline was yesterday,
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and I was so busy being excited
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that I forgot
to tell you, so...
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All good.
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Uh, and--
and, uh, some supplies.
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And we'll need a place
to stay, so...
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Solid. Of course.
Right? Cool.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, I totaled it all up.
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It should be, like,
four grand, five grand.
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Let's say five grand
to be on the safe side.
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Let's say five.
Let's say five.
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I like that.
You know, that's--
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Actually, five's one
of my favorite numbers.
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So that's--that's kind of crazy
that you said that.
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- Yeah.
- I was in here with the five.
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It's kind of a lot of money,
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and if it's too much,
I can go--
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Bro, are you kidding me?
It's all good.
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That's--that's light work
for a dude like me, okay?
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Half a loaf? What?
We'll get that done.
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This is like
a dream come true, man.
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I-I don't even know
how to thank you, bro. I--
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Has anyone ever told you
you are the best manager?
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- Dude, stop.
- No, no, no.
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You are the best friend.
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Oh, wow.
Hey--Ooh!
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♪ ♪
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Knock, knock.
[knock at door]
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Hey, Professor Jackson,
come on in.
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- What up?
- Sit on down.
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I was just thinking about you.
[clears throat]
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You know what's crazy?
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A mere year and a half ago,
we were sworn enemies.
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But now we're like,
uh, Cal U's version
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of Kevin Hart
and The Rock, yeah?
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You know what?
I will take Kevin Hart,
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'cause you have been my rock
this past year.
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- Oh.
- And in honor of that,
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I'd like to invite you
to drinks tonight.
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How's that sound?
- Isn't this serendipitous?
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- Okay.
- Anyway...
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I'm waiting for the ink
to dry on a deal,
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but I may have something very
good for us to celebrate soon,
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something that I couldn't have
made happen without you.
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- Me?
- Yes.
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Okay, it's time to celebrate.
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Let's go "Jumanji"
in this bitch.
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I don't get the reference,
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but you can explain it
to me over drinks.
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Gentlemen,
we just got invited
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to go to a very exclusive event
at The DougOut,
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and I was told to bring
only the best of the best.
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- Yo, yo.
- Hey.
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Before you ask,
food will be free,
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and drinks
will be half off, so...
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So "exclusive."
What's the vibe?
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Is it more so like Shade Room
or like a TMZ type?
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Uh, split the difference.
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What's the, uh--what's
the time on this, you know?
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I got a hard out soon, so...
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[cash register bell dings]
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Damn,
that's a nice-ass watch.
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Is Brock wealthy?
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[indistinct chatter]
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[cash register bell dinging]
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Peep the limited-edition
off-white shoes.
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And did y'all see the clarity
on those Cuban links?
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I think I found myself
a new business partner.
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[mellow hip-hop music]
249
00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:49,404
Yo, Kiela, can I ask
your advice on something?
250
00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:52,032
Do you promise to take it?
251
00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:55,034
No. But what do you think
about getting into bed
252
00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:57,412
with one
of your very rich friends?
253
00:08:57,412 --> 00:08:59,873
I mean, um, financially
speaking, of course.
254
00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,875
Oh, um, Andre,
255
00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,835
I'm--I'm, like, flattered,
but, you know,
256
00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:05,587
all my money's actually tied up
in a trust right now.
257
00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:07,213
Oh, no. No, no, no.
258
00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:09,215
I'm talking about
my fraternity brother, Brock.
259
00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:10,717
Oh. [laughs]
Okay. Thank God.
260
00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:12,177
'Cause, um, yeah,
I-I lied to you.
261
00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:13,344
I have all my money.
262
00:09:13,344 --> 00:09:15,138
Are you sure
you want a partner?
263
00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:17,098
I know you've kind of been,
like, riding solo,
264
00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:18,683
and partnerships
can be difficult,
265
00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:20,101
especially with a friend.
266
00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:21,686
Well, he's more
than my friend.
267
00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:23,438
He's, uh--he's like
a brother to me.
268
00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:25,064
And what's better
than partnering with family?
269
00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:26,941
Didn't your dad
just tell you no?
270
00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:28,443
I'm talking
about chosen family.
271
00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:30,278
- Oh, okay.
- People who chose me.
272
00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:32,030
Kiela, can you please tell
this man
273
00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:33,823
that peonies and lilies
do not match?
274
00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:35,950
Okay, it's my night,
and I say it does, okay?
275
00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:39,120
Now, which one goes best
with my fit?
276
00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,331
- Ooh...
- You're wearing a tuxed--
277
00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:43,833
Oh, okay. Wow. Yeah.
- Is it too subtle?
278
00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:45,210
Or should I have went
for the top hat?
279
00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:47,337
- Oh.
- Yo.
280
00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,672
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
- Yeah? Yeah?
281
00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:51,883
You put that--
you put that on.
282
00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:54,094
Yo.
- Yo!
283
00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,721
Yo, it's almost overwhelming,
the look, honestly.
284
00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:58,056
I mean, you are giving--
285
00:09:58,056 --> 00:10:00,475
you're giving
Bruce Wayne, right?
286
00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:02,602
You're giving James Bond...
- 'Cause he's a superhero.
287
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:05,271
Mr. Darcy, right?
You're bewitching my--my mind.
288
00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:07,816
My mind and my soul
have never seen something
289
00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:09,108
as exquisite.
290
00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:11,110
Okay, okay, but, no, no,
seriously, guys.
291
00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:14,656
Remember, food, drinks,
ambiance, okay?
292
00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:15,990
Support me.
- Yes.
293
00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,325
- I support you.
- Yes, sir.
294
00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:18,785
We all support you.
295
00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,537
Just let me take that away.
- But me the most.
296
00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:22,997
- No peony?
- No, no, does not needed.
297
00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:25,041
[Flwr Chyld's
"Conversations with Saturn"]
298
00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,252
♪ Head in the clouds ♪
299
00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:30,171
♪ I'd rather be high
than down and out ♪
300
00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:31,631
♪ Just tryna get closer
to you ♪
301
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,175
♪ Come help me out ♪
302
00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:36,761
♪ Where we headed now? ♪
303
00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,930
♪ The rocket's outside,
let's go out ♪
304
00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:41,182
♪ Flying in a space
with no boundaries ♪
305
00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:43,393
♪ No bounds, yeah ♪
306
00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:44,686
Okay, he's here--
Andre, I need you
307
00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:46,312
to turn things all the way up
with the Gammas,
308
00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:47,438
but not too much.
309
00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:48,857
Precision turnt levels
incoming.
310
00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:51,025
Okay, sweet Kiela,
I need you on hawk eye--
311
00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:52,694
hawk-eye vision, okay?
312
00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:55,488
Make sure that the table is
facing Aaron's with the dean.
313
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,739
- Copy that.
- Okay.
314
00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:58,741
- What can I do?
- Do what you do best.
315
00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:00,910
- Mm-hmm.
- Have a blast with that man.
316
00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,495
I'm about to light
this bitch up.
317
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,164
You understand me?
- There you go.
318
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,915
Celebration time...
[glasses clink]
319
00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,000
Engage.
320
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,626
[indistinct chatter]
321
00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:10,670
Another round
for the impressive gentleman.
322
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,505
[laughs] Oh, thank you, sir.
323
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,007
And cheers...
- Cheers...
324
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,593
to the bright futures
of tomorrow.
325
00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:18,344
Hear, hear.
326
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,763
I bet you probably wondering
what all this news is about.
327
00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,348
No, not at all.
328
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,893
Just every waking moment
since you mentioned it, yes.
329
00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:26,686
[laughs]
Well, the wait is over,
330
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:31,274
because I have just secured
a seat on the board...
331
00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:32,984
of Pro West Bank.
332
00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:35,236
Pow!
[laughs]
333
00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:36,571
- That's it?
- Yeah.
334
00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:37,864
I mean, wow, okay.
335
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,782
That's very cool. Congrats.
336
00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:42,202
Um, what does
that mean exactly?
337
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,787
Well, it means,
uh, I'll be going to work
338
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,372
about once a month.
- Uh-huh.
339
00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,458
It means
I'll be leaving school,
340
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:51,669
and it means
I'll be making lots of money.
341
00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:53,046
- [chuckles]
- [laughing]
342
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:56,299
How is that good news for me?
343
00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:58,343
It's good news
for all Black men.
344
00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,386
Really? 'Cause it sounds like
it's only good news
345
00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,555
for one Black man
in particular, that being you.
346
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,807
What happened to the
"Change the world" shit that--
347
00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:07,101
Come on, don't go all
Marcus Garvey on me.
348
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:10,813
We made change,
and now I'm making dollars.
349
00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:12,315
I owe you a lot of credit.
350
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:14,984
When the bank learned
that I raised $5 million
351
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:16,736
in an afternoon--
352
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,655
You know the worst thing is--
it's not that you're stepping
353
00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,114
on my head
for your own personal gain.
354
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:21,658
Jackson, don't get
all dramatic.
355
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:23,451
The worst thing
is that I actually thought
356
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:25,328
you were my ally here,
my friend.
357
00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:28,665
That's what I get for shaking
hands with the Devil, right?
358
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,792
You know, I gave you
my barber's number, man.
359
00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:33,086
His direct line.
360
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,504
Here you go.
361
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:37,256
- That was crazy.
- Yeah, sorry.
362
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:39,550
Damn.
363
00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:41,803
Y'all muddled the shit
out of this hibiscus.
364
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:44,138
Oh, is that bad or good?
365
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:46,557
[pen clicks]
Okay.
366
00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:51,020
- What was that?
- I'm sorry.
367
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,981
Look, I just go the worst news
from Dean Carnegie,
368
00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:54,774
and I just--I can't believe
he'd screw me over like that.
369
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,109
No, no, no, no, no, no.
370
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,027
You--you couldn't wait
to go off on him
371
00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:00,029
until after you were
strategically sitting
372
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:02,031
in front of the critic?
- Look, I'm sorry.
373
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:04,075
But don't worry.
I'm gonna make up for this.
374
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:06,619
I got you.
375
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,538
How we doing?
You having a good time?
376
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:11,040
Yo, what's up, my brother?
Of course.
377
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,625
What are you working on?
378
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,961
I've been
so inspired lately, dude.
379
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,462
- Mm.
- You know what I'm saying?
380
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,007
I've been drawing something up
that's 14x10.
381
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:21,718
- Inches or feet?
- Feet.
382
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,678
You know I don't believe
in the metric system, man.
383
00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:27,223
Okay, so we'll--we'll have
to pay for that
384
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:30,310
and then the supplies
and shipping.
385
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:33,813
So--so what are we looking at--
like, around two racks?
386
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,065
[inhales sharply]
At least.
387
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,109
Okay, fantastic.
388
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:40,153
I'm gonna catch up with you
in a bit.
389
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,404
Holla.
390
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:44,115
[indistinct chatter]
391
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:45,408
What's going on, playboy?
392
00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:46,868
How you doing?
- Good, good.
393
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:48,244
You enjoying the night
so far?
394
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:50,538
Is this, uh,
exclusive enough for you?
395
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:51,914
Could be a few more biddies,
396
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,374
but, you know, I'm having
a good time.
397
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,168
You know what? Let's keep
the good times rolling.
398
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,753
- Yeah.
- All right?
399
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:59,005
- Yeah, we got to link up more.
- Yes, yes. We should.
400
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,299
You know, and, also,
speaking of linking up,
401
00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:04,844
you strike me as a smart,
savvy kind of guy, you know?
402
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,596
Someone who'd be interested
403
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:10,183
in a mutually beneficial
business partnership,
404
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,934
something that--
- In.
405
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:14,979
Great, I guess we'll just get
everything ironed out.
406
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,898
In, in, in, dude.
407
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:19,275
You had me at "hello."
- I don't think I said "hello."
408
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,777
You've been wheeling
and dealing
409
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:23,404
for the past few weeks
in the chapter room.
410
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:25,656
You got a lot going on.
- Yeah.
411
00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:27,575
I just want to be around
when it goes down.
412
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:29,827
So what you're saying is,
you want to invest
413
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:32,121
in Andre Johnson Entertainment
with me,
414
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,791
and in turn, you get to be
in the room where it happens.
415
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,876
Yeah, you got yourself
a deal, partner.
416
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,545
- All right, then.
- Yeah.
417
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:43,341
Wow. That was a lot easier
than I thought it was gonna be.
418
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:45,927
I-it's always great
when someone recognizes you
419
00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:46,928
for all that you do.
420
00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:48,638
Excuse me.
Hey, hey.
421
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:49,931
Hey.
- I'm sorry, guys.
422
00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:51,641
Pardon me for one second.
- Just really quick.
423
00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,476
I'm actually in the middle
of something, so...
424
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,061
I need you to take
these lobster-roll corndogs
425
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:57,021
over to table ten,
just real quick.
426
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,815
- Why can't you do it?
- Because Dean Carnegie's
427
00:14:58,815 --> 00:14:59,982
over there,
and we're beefin' right now,
428
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,109
and I don't feel like
talking to him.
429
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,527
Oh, okay, all right,
so this is--
430
00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:04,654
this is you getting it done
with your own two hands.
431
00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:06,989
Well, lucky for Doug, I'm here.
432
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:09,867
I'm always here.
Dependable Andre, that's me.
433
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,869
If you don't take
these lobster-roll corndogs
434
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:13,663
over to where Dean Carnegie's
sitting in three seconds
435
00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:14,747
I'm gonna drop 'em.
One...
436
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,165
Go ahead. Drop it.
437
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,834
I'm gonna drop 'em
like it's hot. Two...
438
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,252
No, you won't,
'cause you're a bitch.
439
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,420
2 3/4.
440
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,548
2 1/2.
- That's backwards.
441
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:25,091
I didn't get my PhD in math,
all right?
442
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,759
You don't have a PhD at all.
443
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,761
- You don't have to yell--
- PhD in math? What PhD?
444
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,638
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, what is this?
445
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:32,140
You guys are causing a scene.
446
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,891
Go upstairs for a chat.
447
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:36,936
And by "chat," I mean yell.
448
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,354
See what you did?
449
00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:43,442
There are times in your life
450
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:46,571
when you realize you've really
screwed someone over,
451
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:48,573
especially when they're screaming,
452
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:53,536
"You screwed me over!"
over and over again.
453
00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:55,246
It's times like these
454
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:57,456
that really put things
into perspective
455
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,584
and make you realize
that some shit
456
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,669
just isn't worth risking
that bond.
457
00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,379
I put everything
into this bar,
458
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:05,047
and all I needed you both to do
459
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,966
was to put
your differences aside
460
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,843
so I can have one night.
461
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:10,845
You know, unlike you two
having it out
462
00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:13,264
at the Cal U bike racks like
a couple of middle schoolers,
463
00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:15,683
I'm in the real world,
taking real risks.
464
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:19,812
I needed you guys
to be my guys tonight.
465
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,814
You're totally right.
466
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:22,899
We messed up.
467
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:24,442
I'm really sorry, man.
468
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:28,571
I-I know what it feels like
to, uh... be abandoned
469
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:30,323
by someone you thought
you could depend on,
470
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,116
and I don't want to be that
to my friends.
471
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,784
We should've been there
for you.
472
00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:35,745
We should've all been there
for each other.
473
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:39,248
Mm, so what, now?
Now you guys are cool?
474
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,500
It's all--it's all good, yeah?
475
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,586
I mean--wait, no, actually,
there was one more thing.
476
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:44,879
I was wondering, could you sing
477
00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:46,631
"When You Wish Upon a Star"
for us?
478
00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:48,549
Wait, I see it now.
479
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,134
Jiminy Cricket, that is it.
- Yeah.
480
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,094
Oh, this is funny?
481
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,763
Yeah, is this where
we want to take it?
482
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,264
- I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's my bad.
483
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:56,933
That was--we took it too far.
No disrespect at all.
484
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,351
Serious question--
485
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,561
on a serious note,
for real, let's be serious.
486
00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:03,397
What's life like as a peanut?
487
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:06,275
Do you think you could get me
a fair deal on Park Place?
488
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:07,860
Okay.
489
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,821
Why? Because you a bum living
on the Gamma couch?
490
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,865
Gamma couch?
You have a weak lumbar, dude.
491
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,283
You might as well move back
to the crib.
492
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:15,451
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
493
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:16,786
'Cause I haven't changed
my mind
494
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:18,788
about what you did
with Carnegie.
495
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,164
Well, I have, all right?
496
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:22,375
Backing Carnegie
was not the best move.
497
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,626
I got to break up
with my barber.
498
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:24,794
I love Darrel.
499
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,754
- Damn.
- Yeah, that's tough.
500
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:28,673
Well, you know,
I got to get my hair cut,
501
00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:30,132
if you want to come to mine.
- Sure.
502
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,968
- Yeah.
- Oh, really cute.
503
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,928
I guess tonight
isn't a bust anymore
504
00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:36,097
if I get you two to get along.
505
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:37,682
Maybe tonight
wasn't a bust at all.
506
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:39,642
I feel like I could fix things
with the critic.
507
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,560
Let me just whip up
a strong margarita, and we'll--
508
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,437
Oh, he left.
He said he had a great time.
509
00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:45,231
- Yes.
- He gave me, like, a fat tip
510
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,899
and is gonna give the bar
an A-plus review.
511
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,276
- Yes! Yes!
- Whoo!
512
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,152
This is what happens
when you have a crew.
513
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,029
This is what happens
when I have my crew.
514
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,406
Thank you.
515
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,866
Wait. No, are--
are you for real?
516
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,994
This is what happens
when you have Kiela,
517
00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,578
because I did this,
518
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:02,164
which is why I will be taking
the next two weeks off,
519
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,250
fully paid.
Bye.
520
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,459
I get it.
521
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:08,212
[playful music]
522
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,047
- Yo.
- Yo.
523
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,799
We're hitting up
the strip club later.
524
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:14,510
Student-discount vibe.
You trying to roll?
525
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,220
I wish I could,
but I told Doug
526
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:18,598
I would stay behind
and help him clean up.
527
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,932
But you guys have fun.
528
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:24,145
See, that's why you're
a good business partner.
529
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:28,316
Yo, Gammas, strip club.
530
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,359
So, I, uh--
I guess you're partnering up
531
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,653
with H&R Brock, huh?
532
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:35,990
I'm afraid to answer
in fear of another lecture.
533
00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,783
Oh, no.
Okay, no more lectures.
534
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:40,870
I have spoken my piece.
535
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,997
Wow, you're actually growing.
536
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:44,832
Okay, just one more piece
of advice, though.
537
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:46,167
- Hmm?
- Try to learn
538
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:48,127
from the disaster that was
you working with Annika.
539
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,212
You know, you're--
you're in a partnership now,
540
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:51,589
and it's not just about you.
541
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:55,718
You have to listen
and compromise.
542
00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:59,930
Just can't help but
to look out for people, huh?
543
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,265
Only people I care about.
544
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:05,770
You, uh--you missed a spot,
by the way.
545
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,188
It's just--
- Oh.
546
00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:10,149
[chill music]
547
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:15,321
♪ ♪
548
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,406
What?
I was just...
549
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:19,825
making sure she didn't trip.
550
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,995
♪ Call me Goata like baa,
never fall to the vultures ♪
551
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,164
♪ My words are weapons,
got a solid-gold pen ♪
552
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,833
♪ In my holster,
not pretentious... ♪
553
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:31,003
I used to think
depending on someone else
554
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,047
was a sign of weakness.
555
00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:35,049
But I've learned
there's no shame
556
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:38,135
in asking for help.
557
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:41,514
That's what brothers are for--
support...
558
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:46,686
♪ ♪
559
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,021
Whether that be financial
560
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,607
or emotional...
561
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,567
♪ Climbin' Mount Fuji
just to say ♪
562
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:54,652
♪ That I've seen it all ♪
563
00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:55,778
♪ [...] want beef... ♪
564
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:56,821
Yo.
565
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:57,988
Or "libational."
566
00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,448
Thank you, sir.
567
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:00,950
♪ A lot of you [...]
need the Lord ♪
568
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,493
The best brothers
I could ask for.
569
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,412
Cheers.
570
00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:07,164
And that's how you know
who you can really depend on.
571
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,625
No matter how hard
the relationship bends,
572
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,419
it never breaks.
573
00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:16,090
[hip-hop beat]
574
00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:18,884
♪ ♪
575
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:22,179
- Hey, welcome back.
- Oh, it's good to be back.
576
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:23,681
Although I was starting
to get used
577
00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:27,226
to the smell of stale beer
and abject horniness.
578
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,936
Well, there's no
stale beer here,
579
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:30,521
but you might want to vacuum
in your bedroom
580
00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:31,981
'cause there's still
some cat hair in there.
581
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:34,108
- A cat?
- Yeah. You see, it was feral.
582
00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:38,070
I was lonely, and, um,
I named him Andre Jr. Jr.
583
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,573
Mm, by the way, I heard
you broke your love pump.
584
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:41,949
Where'd you hear that?
585
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:43,451
- Um, it's in the streets.
- It doesn't matter.
586
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:45,828
It's a long story.
We don't need to talk about it.
587
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,830
I've got all morning.
588
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:50,708
[playful music]