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♪ My mother, my dad,
my foot on the gas ♪
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Much like trying on jeans,
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college is all about
finding where you fit in.
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But not in a clique-y
"Mean Girls" kind of way.
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More in a figuring out what
feels good kind of way.
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But also like trying on
the right pair of jeans,
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finding where
you fit in college
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can be a painful process.
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Mm. It's giving moose knuckle.
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That thang do be thangin', though.
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I'm lucky that found my fit
in a lot of different places
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with my living situation.
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You used up all
the hot water.
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With talent management,
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I commissioned this piece
for the frat
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from my little Banks-quiat,
"The Squid."
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Mm, I think it's a commentary
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on the inevitable calamity
of society.
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[phone chimes]
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With my Gamma brother
turned business partner Brock,
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we're still working on it,
but we're growing to trust
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and respect each other.
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[laughs]
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He be playing too much.
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And of course, with my
ride-or-die friend group.
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My first national campaign.
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And there's even going
to be billboards.
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Yes.
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I may be too cool to be
seen with you guys now.
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And too humble.
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[horse neighs]
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[western music]
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[boots clanking]
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♪ ♪
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But sometimes,
you once fit as friends,
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then lovers,
then back to friends,
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then to three-way lovers
until you're--
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I don't know what.
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♪ ♪
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And even though you
say things are Gucci
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for the good of
the friend group,
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the fit still feels
a little...
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eh...
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weird.
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I reckon this campus
ain't big enough
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for the three of us.
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♪ ♪
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I mean, physically, it is.
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But--
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metaphorically,
it's going to be mighty tight.
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♪ ♪
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both: ♪ Watch out, world ♪
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♪ I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ Learn something new
every day ♪
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♪ I don't know
so I'ma feel my way ♪
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♪ Got the weight of the world
on me ♪
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♪ But no regrets ♪
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♪ This is what I say ♪
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both: ♪ Watch out, world ♪
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♪ I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ You can't tell me
nothin' ♪
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both:
♪ My heartbeat is so loud ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ ♪
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[western music]
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♪ ♪
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Hello?
Earth to Andre, hello.
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Did you hear what Kiela said?
- What? No.
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Have you been practicing
your daily stretches
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for the Dance-a-thon tonight?
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I'm not about to have a partner
with tight hamstrings.
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Oh, yes, of course.
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My hammies are loose, and I'm
ready to shake my caboose.
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Yeah, right.
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Flexibility has never really
been your strong suit.
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I was actually voted
Most Limber in high school.
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Thank you.
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Oh, my gosh,
I was voted Stiffest.
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Because of my scoliosis.
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But trust,
I am coming correct.
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The Cal U Gamma Dance-a-thon
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is one of the biggest events
of the year.
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Yeah, and nothing gets
your girl going
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like bragging rights.
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Well, you know,
except civil rights
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and reproductive rights.
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Ugh, well, my partner tore
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his Achilles playing
basketball.
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Now we're just going
to watch "Step Up 2"
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and probably do hand stuff.
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Who's your partner, Annika?
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Well I held a
campus-wide charity
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competition on my IG Live.
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And the winner gets to be
my dance partner tonight.
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Can everyone
stop bragging about
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going to the Dance-a-thon?
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Some of us can't go
because we have
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a mandatory family dinner.
- Mm.
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Oh, a mandatory
family dinner
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also sounds like
it could be fun.
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Oh, my God, girl.
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What?
[both laugh]
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Hope your partner
isn't a creeper.
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Wow.
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I thought things
would still be weird,
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but maybe everything's
Gucci after all.
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Douglas.
I come bearing gifts.
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And that gift is me
finally closing my bar tab.
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- Yeah?
- Oh, yeah.
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I'll believe it
when I see it.
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You know, now that your boy
is a big-shot professor,
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I've been using Chime to
take charge of my finances.
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[phone chimes]
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Speaking of big shots,
you remember this critic
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that came through a while ago
when I singlehandedly
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saved you and Andre's
friendship?
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Yes, I do remember him.
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Yeah, the review
came out today.
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Damn.
I'm sorry.
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What, he went in on the bar?
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No.
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It was complimentary, actually.
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Glowing, even.
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OK.
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So why aren't we taking shots?
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Because for one,
it's 10:00 a.m.
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And two, he gave all
of the credit to Ray.
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I mean, the whole thing
was Doug-less.
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Damn.
Sucks, dude.
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I don't know.
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I guess we're both
licking our wounds.
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Me with this dumb review
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and you with the whole
Edie situationship breakup.
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No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, my friend.
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My wounds are lick-free.
I'm chilling.
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- Oh. Are you sure about that?
- Yeah.
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You know, denial isn't
just a river in Egypt.
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Denial.
[exhales]
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I don't know her.
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But what I do know is that
this review is going to be
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in your rear view, partner.
Why?
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Because tonight,
we're going to be dancing
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until we're the last ones
standing.
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Oh.
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♪ We're going
to the Cal U Dance-a-thon ♪
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- Let me hear you say it.
- ♪ Cal U Dance-a-thon ♪
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One more time.
Come on.
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both: ♪ Cal U Dance-a-thon ♪
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This is our year, baby.
Let's go.
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Yes.
Trophy time for Team Darron!
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And since Gamma alumni
are allowed to enter.
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Yeah.
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This is our chance to
harpoon the white whale.
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No, you know,
we almost had it in 2019
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if I didn't get that DQ
for trying to tie my shoe.
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But, you know,
that's why tonight
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we're going to go laceless.
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And we're also going
to go ruthless.
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- Yeah.
- ♪ Cal U Dance-a-thon ♪
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Everybody, come on.
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♪ Cal U Dance-a-thon ♪
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Let me hear you say it.
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♪ Cal U Dance-a-thon ♪
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As the rest of us were
getting ready to burn up
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the dance floor,
Zaara was getting ready
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for a tame evening
with her family.
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Salam, family.
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Why does everyone look like
they just ate
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Jamila Auntie's
samosa casserole?
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You might want to look down.
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♪ ♪
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How did you find that?
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Jamila Auntie sent it
to our group text.
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There's a whole billboard
over the store
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where she buys her
samosa casserole spices.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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Jamila Auntie just dropped to
38th in the auntie rankings.
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Whew, competition
is stiff this year,
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so we might have to take
matters into our own hands.
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I like where your head's at.
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I've been working on
this, like, leg sweep.
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Subtle, but deadly.
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And I told you,
that jiu-jitsu's finally
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coming in handy.
[grunts]
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Yeah, smooth.
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♪ Ooh, baby, oh ♪
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♪ Gotta get my
heart body pumping ♪
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♪ Pumping ♪
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♪ And I want more ♪
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♪ Yeah, baby, oh ♪
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Kiki, how you doing?
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Kiki?
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Are we, uh--we're
doing nicknames now?
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Well, I mean, yeah.
It's less syllables.
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More energy to cut a rug.
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It's kind of tactical.
- OK.
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- Yeah.
- OK, yeah.
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I can get down with that,
uh, Andy.
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- Mm.
- No, that's not--
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It's not cute.
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I cannot believe
that I am here with
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the host
of "Social Submarine."
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I can't believe that
I'm here with the Jermaine.
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Oh, shit, sorry.
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I mean, the Gerald.
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Girl, you can call me
Chaka Khan for all I care.
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I am just happy to be here.
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Now, I do know the entire
"Single Ladies" choreography
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front to back.
[laughs]
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If some kind of
dance-off situation occurs--
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The [bleep]?
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OK, so not a Beyoncé fan.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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the rules of the Cal U Gamma
Dance-a-thon are simple.
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Whichever couple dances
the longest wins.
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Now you can switch your
partners as the night goes on.
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But you must keep dancing,
and you must be coupled up.
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Capisce?
All right, then.
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Let's get this party started.
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[cheers and applause]
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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♪ I can't tell you how
to go ♪
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♪ I want closure ♪
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♪ Are we over ♪
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♪ Though we had
something special ♪
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Is Andre into Kiela?
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Am I into Kiela?
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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♪ Free yourself
for moving up ♪
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♪ That mountaintop ♪
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♪ Why don't you please ♪
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Just as the group recovers
from threesome-gate,
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of course I'm getting
the hots for Kiela.
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But I mean, who wouldn't?
She's beautiful.
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She's smart.
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We clearly have
physical chemistry.
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It's just,
I think I'm feeling--
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I don't know.
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I'm feeling romantical.
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I gotta go talk to my brothers.
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You OK?
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You seem distracted.
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Yeah, yeah.
No, I'm great.
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I just, I realized I got to
go talk to No Shirt Nick.
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Shall we sashay that-a-way?
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♪ ♪
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What it do, you two?
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Mind if I steal my bestie
Kiela for a quick chat?
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Here, Andre, take George.
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Good idea.
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Yeah, I was just about to go
bro down with the Gammas.
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You know, man to man.
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No girls allowed.
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Uh, this isn't stated in the
IG competition fine print.
261
00:09:05,592 --> 00:09:06,718
- Right.
- OK.
262
00:09:06,718 --> 00:09:08,136
- Ooh!
- Let's go this way.
263
00:09:08,136 --> 00:09:10,930
Yeah, yeah.
Keep dancing.
264
00:09:10,930 --> 00:09:13,099
Fellas,
I think we got a problem.
265
00:09:13,099 --> 00:09:14,851
- What's up?
- I think I like-like Kiela.
266
00:09:14,851 --> 00:09:16,394
- Oh.
- Damn.
267
00:09:16,394 --> 00:09:17,896
Of course you like a girl
who lets you smash her
268
00:09:17,896 --> 00:09:19,355
and your ex at the
same time, right?
269
00:09:19,355 --> 00:09:21,107
No, no, no, bro.
270
00:09:21,107 --> 00:09:22,692
We were dancing earlier and I
put my hand on her lower back.
271
00:09:22,692 --> 00:09:23,860
And then my heart
started to just go
272
00:09:23,860 --> 00:09:25,278
ba-donk, ba-donk, ba-donk.
273
00:09:25,278 --> 00:09:28,323
So how do I go from
[bleep]-boy to boyfriend?
274
00:09:28,323 --> 00:09:29,908
With a Y.
275
00:09:29,908 --> 00:09:31,534
Well, you've come to the
right place, my brother.
276
00:09:31,534 --> 00:09:34,204
First, called the eldest
living male member of her clan.
277
00:09:34,204 --> 00:09:36,790
Then you ask for her hand,
like on "Game of Thrones."
278
00:09:36,790 --> 00:09:38,041
Medieval classy style.
279
00:09:38,041 --> 00:09:39,459
What? No.
280
00:09:39,459 --> 00:09:40,710
What you got to do is,
you got to let her know
281
00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:42,670
you are an upstanding
gentleman, you know?
282
00:09:42,670 --> 00:09:43,880
You got cufflinks, right?
283
00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:45,089
You know bitches
love cufflinks.
284
00:09:45,089 --> 00:09:46,466
Cufflinks?
285
00:09:46,466 --> 00:09:47,801
You don't even got any cuffs
to link, [bleep].
286
00:09:47,801 --> 00:09:49,344
The foolishness.
287
00:09:49,344 --> 00:09:52,472
How on Earth did you
get a queen like Annika?
288
00:09:52,472 --> 00:09:54,724
Well, I was patient and I
waited for the right moment
289
00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:55,725
to make a move, I guess.
290
00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:57,310
Well, then do that.
291
00:09:57,310 --> 00:09:59,604
And stay away
from these clowns.
292
00:09:59,604 --> 00:10:06,319
♪ ♪
293
00:10:06,319 --> 00:10:08,113
So girly,
294
00:10:08,113 --> 00:10:10,240
I noticed you and Andre
getting cozy on the dance floor
295
00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:11,950
and I wanted to get
the inside scoop.
296
00:10:11,950 --> 00:10:13,827
Everyone's been
talking about it.
297
00:10:13,827 --> 00:10:15,495
You guys look so cute together,
don't you think?
298
00:10:15,495 --> 00:10:17,247
Oh. Well, I don't know.
It's not--
299
00:10:17,247 --> 00:10:18,998
Oh, so you don't think
you look good together.
300
00:10:18,998 --> 00:10:20,291
Well, no,
I'm not saying that.
301
00:10:20,291 --> 00:10:22,377
It's just that--
- Oh, so you agree.
302
00:10:22,377 --> 00:10:24,003
You do think
you look cute together.
303
00:10:24,003 --> 00:10:25,964
Look, nothing's going on
between Andre and I, OK?
304
00:10:25,964 --> 00:10:27,465
We're just two good old friends
305
00:10:27,465 --> 00:10:29,676
having a good old time
at a good old Dance-a-thon.
306
00:10:32,011 --> 00:10:34,389
A, uh, friend got me
into modeling.
307
00:10:34,389 --> 00:10:36,349
And at first
it was kind of silly,
308
00:10:36,349 --> 00:10:38,518
but then it turns out I'm
actually kind of good at it.
309
00:10:38,518 --> 00:10:40,019
Of course you're good at it.
310
00:10:40,019 --> 00:10:41,479
You've got my cheekbones
and your father's strong jaw.
311
00:10:41,479 --> 00:10:42,647
That's not the point.
312
00:10:42,647 --> 00:10:43,982
The point is
we sent you to school
313
00:10:43,982 --> 00:10:45,525
to learn to practice medicine.
314
00:10:45,525 --> 00:10:47,026
Not to swerve looks.
315
00:10:47,026 --> 00:10:48,945
It's "serve lewks," mummy-ji.
316
00:10:48,945 --> 00:10:50,572
It's just a thing that I do
317
00:10:50,572 --> 00:10:52,615
to make some extra money
and wear cool clothes.
318
00:10:52,615 --> 00:10:54,617
See?
Nothing to worry about.
319
00:10:54,617 --> 00:10:56,744
Zaara is still focusing
on her studies
320
00:10:56,744 --> 00:10:58,037
and going to be a doctor.
321
00:10:58,037 --> 00:10:58,955
[grunts]
322
00:11:01,249 --> 00:11:06,921
Baba, I am not going to be
a model or a doctor, actually.
323
00:11:08,715 --> 00:11:10,175
Come again, beti?
324
00:11:10,175 --> 00:11:12,760
Daddy-ji, mummy-ji,
325
00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:16,681
I don't want to study
medicine anymore.
326
00:11:16,681 --> 00:11:19,100
Zaara, my father
didn't bring us
327
00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:20,476
to this country
on a fishing boat
328
00:11:20,476 --> 00:11:23,605
for his granddaughter
not to be a doctor.
329
00:11:23,605 --> 00:11:25,106
Well, one of
his granddaughters
330
00:11:25,106 --> 00:11:26,774
is technically still
going to be a doctor.
331
00:11:26,774 --> 00:11:28,443
Of feet.
332
00:11:28,443 --> 00:11:31,070
Anyway, look, I'm really sorry.
333
00:11:31,070 --> 00:11:33,281
The last thing that I want
to do is disappoint you.
334
00:11:33,281 --> 00:11:34,741
I'm still trying
to figure out
335
00:11:34,741 --> 00:11:36,367
what the right career
is for me.
336
00:11:36,367 --> 00:11:37,911
And I'm a lot happier
trying to figure it out
337
00:11:37,911 --> 00:11:39,495
than I was doing pre-med.
338
00:11:39,495 --> 00:11:41,789
And with my modeling income,
339
00:11:41,789 --> 00:11:43,541
I'm going to pay for
the rest of my education.
340
00:11:43,541 --> 00:11:46,002
The rest of your education?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
341
00:11:46,002 --> 00:11:48,254
You will be paying us back
for your entire tuition,
342
00:11:48,254 --> 00:11:49,797
Miss Indy Crawford.
343
00:11:49,797 --> 00:11:51,132
- Wait, what?
- Just checking in
344
00:11:51,132 --> 00:11:52,842
on my handsome happy family
over here.
345
00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:54,344
Apps, maybe?
346
00:11:54,344 --> 00:11:56,846
Read the room, Asher!
347
00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:59,766
[light funky music]
348
00:11:59,766 --> 00:12:01,976
♪ ♪
349
00:12:01,976 --> 00:12:05,563
♪ Spinning clouds
throughout my day ♪
350
00:12:05,563 --> 00:12:08,900
♪ ♪
351
00:12:08,900 --> 00:12:10,318
Wow, it's like I blinked
352
00:12:10,318 --> 00:12:12,278
and there were
no more couples left.
353
00:12:12,278 --> 00:12:14,072
[whistle blows]
Uh, partners.
354
00:12:14,072 --> 00:12:15,114
Pairs.
355
00:12:15,114 --> 00:12:16,241
Platonic pairs.
356
00:12:16,241 --> 00:12:18,534
Totally, totally.
357
00:12:18,534 --> 00:12:20,620
Hey, if we do win,
who gets to keep the trophy?
358
00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:23,081
I guess we have to
come up with some sort of
359
00:12:23,081 --> 00:12:25,625
trophy custody schedule
with a notary?
360
00:12:25,625 --> 00:12:27,085
Oh, well, I'm going
to get the weekends
361
00:12:27,085 --> 00:12:28,503
and Labor Day, obviously.
362
00:12:28,503 --> 00:12:30,755
- Obviously.
- [laughs]
363
00:12:30,755 --> 00:12:34,217
♪ I kind of lose it
in my mind ♪
364
00:12:34,217 --> 00:12:36,219
♪ Ooh ♪
365
00:12:36,219 --> 00:12:40,223
Oh, my God, this is my
favorite song to twerk to.
366
00:12:40,223 --> 00:12:41,349
You wouldn't mind, Kiela,
would you?
367
00:12:41,349 --> 00:12:42,725
Oh no.
Yeah, no.
368
00:12:42,725 --> 00:12:44,352
Not at all.
369
00:12:44,352 --> 00:12:45,728
Oh, this is just like,
you know,
370
00:12:45,728 --> 00:12:47,271
just two friends
twerking together.
371
00:12:47,271 --> 00:12:48,481
Just like brother and sister.
372
00:12:48,481 --> 00:12:49,857
Just nothing gross.
373
00:12:49,857 --> 00:12:51,651
[whistle blows]
374
00:12:51,651 --> 00:12:52,860
DQ'ed, General!
375
00:12:52,860 --> 00:12:54,612
You stopped dancing.
376
00:12:54,612 --> 00:12:56,447
Damn.
Kiki, I'm sorry.
377
00:12:56,447 --> 00:12:57,865
Kiki?
378
00:12:57,865 --> 00:12:59,534
OK, I'm going to DQ myself.
379
00:12:59,534 --> 00:13:02,245
We win together, lose together,
right, platonic partner?
380
00:13:05,039 --> 00:13:06,165
How about a partner switcher?
381
00:13:06,165 --> 00:13:07,709
Well,
what do you guys say, huh?
382
00:13:07,709 --> 00:13:09,043
I'm sorry,
I don't know your name.
383
00:13:09,043 --> 00:13:10,378
Do you even go to this school?
384
00:13:10,378 --> 00:13:11,963
Do you, old man?
385
00:13:11,963 --> 00:13:13,339
He's not that old.
386
00:13:13,339 --> 00:13:14,882
He just wears old man
cardigans sometimes.
387
00:13:14,882 --> 00:13:16,843
That was mean to say.
Come on.
388
00:13:16,843 --> 00:13:18,678
♪ ♪
389
00:13:18,678 --> 00:13:21,931
So, waltz or tango, brother?
390
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,099
Waltz.
391
00:13:23,099 --> 00:13:26,352
♪ ♪
392
00:13:26,352 --> 00:13:28,563
[whistle blows]
393
00:13:28,563 --> 00:13:29,814
OK, be honest.
394
00:13:29,814 --> 00:13:31,733
Did I see you twerking
on your ex?
395
00:13:31,733 --> 00:13:33,067
You're not trying to get
back with Andre, are you?
396
00:13:33,067 --> 00:13:34,777
Didn't you break up with him?
397
00:13:34,777 --> 00:13:36,404
Kiela's clearly into him.
398
00:13:36,404 --> 00:13:38,031
She just won't admit it.
399
00:13:38,031 --> 00:13:42,243
And she's my friend,
so seeing them all lovey-dovey,
400
00:13:42,243 --> 00:13:44,662
it just makes me feel
some kind of way.
401
00:13:44,662 --> 00:13:45,913
I don't like it.
402
00:13:45,913 --> 00:13:47,415
Yeah, no, I get it.
I get it.
403
00:13:47,415 --> 00:13:50,334
It's never easy seeing your ex
vibing with someone else.
404
00:13:52,879 --> 00:13:54,839
Especially when some people
make it look easy
405
00:13:54,839 --> 00:13:56,799
and then you start to question
all your life choices.
406
00:13:56,799 --> 00:13:58,843
And then you break up with
the finest piece of chocolate
407
00:13:58,843 --> 00:14:00,261
with a PhD you've ever seen.
408
00:14:00,261 --> 00:14:01,888
Uh, do you need me for this?
409
00:14:01,888 --> 00:14:04,223
I guess what I'm trying
to say is,
410
00:14:04,223 --> 00:14:06,809
you let Andre go
for a reason, right?
411
00:14:06,809 --> 00:14:09,479
So you got to let go of caring
about whoever he ends up with.
412
00:14:09,479 --> 00:14:11,355
Even if it's Kiela.
413
00:14:11,355 --> 00:14:13,858
Because you, Annika,
are a boss.
414
00:14:13,858 --> 00:14:15,318
You're famous.
415
00:14:15,318 --> 00:14:16,527
You're hosting your
416
00:14:16,527 --> 00:14:18,279
"Social Shipment Container"
show--
417
00:14:18,279 --> 00:14:19,822
- "Social Submarine."
- Same thing.
418
00:14:19,822 --> 00:14:21,866
But I hear you.
You're right.
419
00:14:21,866 --> 00:14:24,160
I'm too booked and busy
to be spending
420
00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:25,745
any more time on this.
- There you go.
421
00:14:25,745 --> 00:14:26,788
Thank you, Professor Jackson.
422
00:14:26,788 --> 00:14:28,247
You're very, very welcome.
423
00:14:28,247 --> 00:14:29,373
Now I'm sorry
I have to do this,
424
00:14:29,373 --> 00:14:30,666
but all's fair in love
and Dance-a-thon.
425
00:14:30,666 --> 00:14:33,044
- Ah!
- You know what I mean?
426
00:14:33,044 --> 00:14:35,129
Double disqualification!
427
00:14:35,129 --> 00:14:36,839
Aaron and Doug are our winners!
428
00:14:36,839 --> 00:14:40,093
[cheers and applause]
429
00:14:40,093 --> 00:14:42,720
You're the wind
beneath my wings, buddy.
430
00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:45,348
- Mama, we made it!
- Oh!
431
00:14:49,435 --> 00:14:52,313
The Cal U Gamma chapter
is proud to present
432
00:14:52,313 --> 00:14:55,566
the 2024 Dance-a-thon
Mirrorball trophy
433
00:14:55,566 --> 00:15:00,780
to Professor Aaron Jackson and
Gamma alum D-Nasty Edwards!
434
00:15:00,780 --> 00:15:05,034
[cheers and applause]
435
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:06,911
All right, I just want
to say this real quick,
436
00:15:06,911 --> 00:15:08,746
shout-out to all my haters,
437
00:15:08,746 --> 00:15:11,707
and shout-out to my biggest
inspiration, Alfonso Ribeiro.
438
00:15:11,707 --> 00:15:13,709
He told me to
never stop dancing.
439
00:15:13,709 --> 00:15:15,169
Stay sucker-free.
440
00:15:15,169 --> 00:15:18,381
And we are our ancestors'
greatest dreams.
441
00:15:18,381 --> 00:15:21,425
That's for you, Pop-Pop.
442
00:15:21,425 --> 00:15:22,760
Just take it.
443
00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:23,761
Uh, you were saying?
444
00:15:23,761 --> 00:15:26,013
OK.
Well, yeah.
445
00:15:26,013 --> 00:15:27,974
Doug pretty much said it all.
446
00:15:27,974 --> 00:15:29,809
Ancestors never stop dancing,
447
00:15:29,809 --> 00:15:31,519
and Alfonso's a hater.
448
00:15:31,519 --> 00:15:34,438
So there's that.
Thank you, guys.
449
00:15:34,438 --> 00:15:35,273
♪ I don't need you
questioning my motives ♪
450
00:15:35,273 --> 00:15:38,151
OK, yeah.
451
00:15:38,151 --> 00:15:39,610
♪ With you all the time ♪
452
00:15:39,610 --> 00:15:41,696
♪ What else do I
need to show you ♪
453
00:15:41,696 --> 00:15:44,240
[soft R&B music]
454
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:46,576
♪ Just don't wait
for too long ♪
455
00:15:46,576 --> 00:15:47,994
What now?
456
00:15:47,994 --> 00:15:49,579
Hoping to slip some
truth serum in my drink
457
00:15:49,579 --> 00:15:51,664
to get me to admit that
Andre is my twin flame?
458
00:15:51,664 --> 00:15:53,624
OK. OK.
459
00:15:53,624 --> 00:15:55,918
Maybe I went a little bit
too far tonight.
460
00:15:55,918 --> 00:15:58,838
But I'm sorry that
I got you and Andre
461
00:15:58,838 --> 00:15:59,964
kicked out of the competition.
462
00:15:59,964 --> 00:16:01,799
I just got caught up.
463
00:16:01,799 --> 00:16:03,843
But I'm done hounding you.
464
00:16:03,843 --> 00:16:06,262
No more.
- Yeah, right.
465
00:16:06,262 --> 00:16:08,764
You made the McCarthy era look
like a light work tonight.
466
00:16:08,764 --> 00:16:10,600
OK, Jeopardy.
467
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:14,520
But I'm serious.
[sighs]
468
00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,480
Like him, don't like him.
469
00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:17,815
I don't care.
470
00:16:17,815 --> 00:16:19,859
I cut him loose.
471
00:16:19,859 --> 00:16:21,277
OK.
472
00:16:21,277 --> 00:16:22,820
But in like a,
you're still secretly
473
00:16:22,820 --> 00:16:25,364
going to be mad kind of way?
474
00:16:25,364 --> 00:16:26,782
No.
475
00:16:26,782 --> 00:16:28,492
Like in a, do you,
because I'm damn sure
476
00:16:28,492 --> 00:16:30,703
going to do me kind of way.
477
00:16:32,163 --> 00:16:33,206
Thanks, Annika.
478
00:16:33,206 --> 00:16:34,957
Oh, don't thank me yet.
479
00:16:34,957 --> 00:16:36,667
I gave Gerald your number
instead of mine,
480
00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:38,920
so get ready for a
lot of text messages
481
00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:40,129
about what kind of
deodorant I use.
482
00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:43,007
[funky music]
483
00:16:43,007 --> 00:16:45,301
♪ ♪
484
00:16:45,301 --> 00:16:47,094
[muffled scream]
485
00:16:48,429 --> 00:16:49,972
I thought that
would feel better.
486
00:16:49,972 --> 00:16:51,682
[knocking at door]
487
00:16:51,682 --> 00:16:54,518
Sofia, if you dropped your key
down the storm drain again,
488
00:16:54,518 --> 00:16:57,313
I am going to kill you.
489
00:16:57,313 --> 00:16:58,856
I told you.
490
00:16:58,856 --> 00:17:00,608
Yeah, Mom and Dad
are going to be pissed.
491
00:17:00,608 --> 00:17:02,818
Because it really takes
a rocket scientist
492
00:17:02,818 --> 00:17:05,154
or a foot doctor
to figure that one out.
493
00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:07,114
Um, actually, I was going
to say I told you
494
00:17:07,114 --> 00:17:09,367
to stay away from storm drains.
495
00:17:09,367 --> 00:17:11,786
They're the third leading cause
of phalange fractures.
496
00:17:11,786 --> 00:17:14,330
That's equally unhelpful,
Nova.
497
00:17:14,330 --> 00:17:15,539
At least the weight
of telling them
498
00:17:15,539 --> 00:17:16,499
is off your shoulders.
499
00:17:16,499 --> 00:17:17,959
Yes.
500
00:17:17,959 --> 00:17:19,835
I'm feeling footloose
and fancy-free.
501
00:17:19,835 --> 00:17:21,545
And you've got to be
making good money
502
00:17:21,545 --> 00:17:22,755
if you're on the billboard
above Jamila Auntie's
503
00:17:22,755 --> 00:17:24,131
grocery store.
504
00:17:24,131 --> 00:17:27,677
Jamie Lee Curtis
was up there last month.
505
00:17:27,677 --> 00:17:29,971
It's not about the money.
506
00:17:29,971 --> 00:17:31,430
I can figure that part out.
507
00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:37,937
They just looked
so disappointed in me.
508
00:17:37,937 --> 00:17:41,148
Like they don't even know
who I am anymore.
509
00:17:43,567 --> 00:17:46,028
They don't understand it yet.
510
00:17:46,028 --> 00:17:48,823
But they will.
511
00:17:48,823 --> 00:17:50,658
Just like I do now.
512
00:17:50,658 --> 00:17:52,743
[gentle music]
513
00:17:52,743 --> 00:17:55,079
And in the meantime,
514
00:17:55,079 --> 00:17:57,456
I'm here for you.
515
00:17:57,456 --> 00:18:00,251
♪ ♪
516
00:18:00,251 --> 00:18:04,297
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
517
00:18:04,297 --> 00:18:06,674
If you tell Mom I said this,
I'll deny it.
518
00:18:06,674 --> 00:18:08,801
But she sent some purse ad
that you did
519
00:18:08,801 --> 00:18:11,929
to the auntie group chat
after dinner.
520
00:18:13,264 --> 00:18:14,599
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
521
00:18:14,599 --> 00:18:16,642
[laughs]
522
00:18:18,185 --> 00:18:19,437
Ooh!
523
00:18:19,437 --> 00:18:21,814
♪ The Cal U Dance-a-thon ♪
524
00:18:21,814 --> 00:18:24,317
♪ Get it at
the Cal U Dance-a-thon ♪
525
00:18:24,317 --> 00:18:26,277
You killing my vibe, man.
526
00:18:26,277 --> 00:18:28,279
We finally caught
the white whale
527
00:18:28,279 --> 00:18:31,699
we've been chasing
for over five years.
528
00:18:31,699 --> 00:18:34,035
You look like you
just ate a bad grape.
529
00:18:34,035 --> 00:18:37,371
I'm sorry, man.
530
00:18:37,371 --> 00:18:39,040
[sighs]
531
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:42,376
Maybe I'm just one of those
people who can't be happy.
532
00:18:42,376 --> 00:18:46,505
Won this competition after
years of trying, and nothing.
533
00:18:46,505 --> 00:18:49,008
I had the perfect woman
on paper with Edie,
534
00:18:49,008 --> 00:18:52,386
and that didn't feel right.
535
00:18:52,386 --> 00:18:55,306
Got the job I always wanted,
and it's--
536
00:18:55,306 --> 00:18:57,475
it's cool.
537
00:18:57,475 --> 00:19:02,063
But something's missing.
538
00:19:02,063 --> 00:19:06,150
Well,
what do you think it is?
539
00:19:06,150 --> 00:19:08,277
Wish I knew.
540
00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:11,030
Maybe you were looking
out at the crowd
541
00:19:11,030 --> 00:19:13,741
wishing like someone was there.
542
00:19:16,035 --> 00:19:17,995
Maybe someone like Zoey.
543
00:19:17,995 --> 00:19:20,998
[scoffs]
544
00:19:20,998 --> 00:19:23,709
Maybe.
545
00:19:23,709 --> 00:19:27,880
I can't lie, I've not been
able to get her out of my mind.
546
00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:31,050
♪ ♪
547
00:19:31,050 --> 00:19:33,386
Yeah.
548
00:19:33,386 --> 00:19:36,138
I have to get her back.
549
00:19:39,183 --> 00:19:40,643
You know what?
550
00:19:40,643 --> 00:19:42,311
I am--I'm kind of glad
we got eliminated,
551
00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:44,021
because figuring out
a custody schedule
552
00:19:44,021 --> 00:19:46,315
for the trophy would have been,
like, way too hard anyways.
553
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:48,192
Yeah,
it'd have been difficult.
554
00:19:48,192 --> 00:19:49,527
I mean,
even though we didn't win,
555
00:19:49,527 --> 00:19:52,154
I still feel like we made
a pretty good team.
556
00:19:52,154 --> 00:19:56,033
Oh, you know what?
That actually reminds me.
557
00:19:56,033 --> 00:19:57,910
I was talking
to Annika earlier,
558
00:19:57,910 --> 00:20:00,788
and she was telling me
how she thinks we are,
559
00:20:00,788 --> 00:20:03,124
like, kind of look
cute together.
560
00:20:03,124 --> 00:20:06,419
I don't know.
It's silly, though, huh?
561
00:20:06,419 --> 00:20:08,504
I don't know.
Is it?
562
00:20:08,504 --> 00:20:15,344
♪ ♪
563
00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:24,854
Are you Andre Johnson?
564
00:20:24,854 --> 00:20:26,981
Yeah.
565
00:20:26,981 --> 00:20:28,190
Oh, my God.
566
00:20:28,190 --> 00:20:30,109
Um, what's going on?
567
00:20:30,109 --> 00:20:31,485
I'm Officer McCord.
568
00:20:31,485 --> 00:20:33,112
We need to bring you in
for questioning
569
00:20:33,112 --> 00:20:36,282
regarding your connection to
the Brock Thompson fraud case.
570
00:20:36,282 --> 00:20:38,200
Wait, Brock's been arrested?
571
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,745
Uh, there has
to be a mistake.
572
00:20:40,745 --> 00:20:43,706
We're the LAPD, little lady.
We don't make mistakes.
573
00:20:43,706 --> 00:20:46,167
♪ ♪
574
00:20:46,167 --> 00:20:50,045
Well, getting cockblocked
by cops is new.