1 00:00:01,798 --> 00:00:03,175 ♪ My mother, my dad, my foot on the gas ♪ 2 00:00:03,175 --> 00:00:04,676 Much like trying on jeans, 3 00:00:04,676 --> 00:00:06,929 college is all about finding where you fit in. 4 00:00:06,929 --> 00:00:09,556 But not in a clique-y "Mean Girls" kind of way. 5 00:00:09,556 --> 00:00:12,601 More in a figuring out what feels good kind of way. 6 00:00:12,601 --> 00:00:15,229 But also like trying on the right pair of jeans, 7 00:00:15,229 --> 00:00:16,855 finding where you fit in college 8 00:00:16,855 --> 00:00:18,774 can be a painful process. 9 00:00:20,359 --> 00:00:22,945 Mm. It's giving moose knuckle. 10 00:00:25,822 --> 00:00:27,866 That thang do be thangin', though. 11 00:00:27,866 --> 00:00:30,911 I'm lucky that found my fit in a lot of different places 12 00:00:30,911 --> 00:00:32,496 with my living situation. 13 00:00:32,496 --> 00:00:35,290 You used up all the hot water. 14 00:00:35,290 --> 00:00:36,667 With talent management, 15 00:00:36,667 --> 00:00:39,044 I commissioned this piece for the frat 16 00:00:39,044 --> 00:00:41,129 from my little Banks-quiat, "The Squid." 17 00:00:41,129 --> 00:00:43,298 Mm, I think it's a commentary 18 00:00:43,298 --> 00:00:45,842 on the inevitable calamity of society. 19 00:00:45,842 --> 00:00:48,762 [phone chimes] 20 00:00:48,762 --> 00:00:51,640 With my Gamma brother turned business partner Brock, 21 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:53,850 we're still working on it, but we're growing to trust 22 00:00:53,850 --> 00:00:55,727 and respect each other. 23 00:00:58,063 --> 00:01:00,440 [laughs] 24 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:02,192 He be playing too much. 25 00:01:02,192 --> 00:01:03,944 And of course, with my ride-or-die friend group. 26 00:01:03,944 --> 00:01:06,863 My first national campaign. 27 00:01:06,863 --> 00:01:08,657 And there's even going to be billboards. 28 00:01:08,657 --> 00:01:10,200 Yes. 29 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:11,994 I may be too cool to be seen with you guys now. 30 00:01:11,994 --> 00:01:13,203 And too humble. 31 00:01:13,203 --> 00:01:16,206 [horse neighs] 32 00:01:16,206 --> 00:01:19,042 [western music] 33 00:01:19,042 --> 00:01:22,045 [boots clanking] 34 00:01:22,045 --> 00:01:25,382 ♪ ♪ 35 00:01:25,382 --> 00:01:27,801 But sometimes, you once fit as friends, 36 00:01:27,801 --> 00:01:30,053 then lovers, then back to friends, 37 00:01:30,053 --> 00:01:32,723 then to three-way lovers until you're-- 38 00:01:32,723 --> 00:01:34,266 I don't know what. 39 00:01:34,266 --> 00:01:35,934 ♪ ♪ 40 00:01:35,934 --> 00:01:38,020 And even though you say things are Gucci 41 00:01:38,020 --> 00:01:39,688 for the good of the friend group, 42 00:01:39,688 --> 00:01:41,607 the fit still feels a little... 43 00:01:41,607 --> 00:01:43,608 eh... 44 00:01:43,608 --> 00:01:45,193 weird. 45 00:01:47,446 --> 00:01:50,324 I reckon this campus ain't big enough 46 00:01:50,324 --> 00:01:52,326 for the three of us. 47 00:01:52,326 --> 00:01:59,249 ♪ ♪ 48 00:02:01,168 --> 00:02:02,919 I mean, physically, it is. 49 00:02:02,919 --> 00:02:05,172 But-- 50 00:02:05,172 --> 00:02:09,009 metaphorically, it's going to be mighty tight. 51 00:02:09,009 --> 00:02:12,220 ♪ ♪ 52 00:02:12,220 --> 00:02:14,598 both: ♪ Watch out, world ♪ 53 00:02:14,598 --> 00:02:15,807 ♪ I'm grown now ♪ 54 00:02:15,807 --> 00:02:17,559 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 55 00:02:17,559 --> 00:02:19,811 ♪ Learn something new every day ♪ 56 00:02:19,811 --> 00:02:22,606 ♪ I don't know so I'ma feel my way ♪ 57 00:02:22,606 --> 00:02:25,275 ♪ Got the weight of the world on me ♪ 58 00:02:25,275 --> 00:02:26,318 ♪ But no regrets ♪ 59 00:02:26,318 --> 00:02:28,236 ♪ This is what I say ♪ 60 00:02:28,236 --> 00:02:30,238 both: ♪ Watch out, world ♪ 61 00:02:30,238 --> 00:02:31,281 ♪ I'm grown now ♪ 62 00:02:31,281 --> 00:02:32,616 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 63 00:02:32,616 --> 00:02:34,493 ♪ You can't tell me nothin' ♪ 64 00:02:34,493 --> 00:02:37,704 both: ♪ My heartbeat is so loud ♪ 65 00:02:37,704 --> 00:02:39,289 ♪ ♪ 66 00:02:39,289 --> 00:02:42,876 ♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪ 67 00:02:42,876 --> 00:02:44,211 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 68 00:02:44,211 --> 00:02:46,254 ♪ ♪ 69 00:02:46,254 --> 00:02:49,132 [western music] 70 00:02:49,132 --> 00:02:52,219 ♪ ♪ 71 00:02:52,219 --> 00:02:54,888 Hello? Earth to Andre, hello. 72 00:02:54,888 --> 00:02:56,973 Did you hear what Kiela said? - What? No. 73 00:02:56,973 --> 00:02:58,183 Have you been practicing your daily stretches 74 00:02:58,183 --> 00:02:59,726 for the Dance-a-thon tonight? 75 00:02:59,726 --> 00:03:01,228 I'm not about to have a partner with tight hamstrings. 76 00:03:01,228 --> 00:03:02,896 Oh, yes, of course. 77 00:03:02,896 --> 00:03:05,649 My hammies are loose, and I'm ready to shake my caboose. 78 00:03:05,649 --> 00:03:07,192 Yeah, right. 79 00:03:07,192 --> 00:03:09,152 Flexibility has never really been your strong suit. 80 00:03:09,152 --> 00:03:11,655 I was actually voted Most Limber in high school. 81 00:03:11,655 --> 00:03:12,989 Thank you. 82 00:03:12,989 --> 00:03:14,074 Oh, my gosh, I was voted Stiffest. 83 00:03:16,243 --> 00:03:17,494 Because of my scoliosis. 84 00:03:17,494 --> 00:03:19,204 But trust, I am coming correct. 85 00:03:19,204 --> 00:03:21,289 The Cal U Gamma Dance-a-thon 86 00:03:21,289 --> 00:03:22,791 is one of the biggest events of the year. 87 00:03:22,791 --> 00:03:24,209 Yeah, and nothing gets your girl going 88 00:03:24,209 --> 00:03:25,460 like bragging rights. 89 00:03:25,460 --> 00:03:27,921 Well, you know, except civil rights 90 00:03:27,921 --> 00:03:29,673 and reproductive rights. 91 00:03:29,673 --> 00:03:30,715 Ugh, well, my partner tore 92 00:03:30,715 --> 00:03:32,259 his Achilles playing basketball. 93 00:03:32,259 --> 00:03:33,510 Now we're just going to watch "Step Up 2" 94 00:03:33,510 --> 00:03:35,220 and probably do hand stuff. 95 00:03:35,220 --> 00:03:36,638 Who's your partner, Annika? 96 00:03:36,638 --> 00:03:37,889 Well I held a campus-wide charity 97 00:03:37,889 --> 00:03:39,558 competition on my IG Live. 98 00:03:39,558 --> 00:03:41,726 And the winner gets to be my dance partner tonight. 99 00:03:41,726 --> 00:03:43,186 Can everyone stop bragging about 100 00:03:43,186 --> 00:03:44,438 going to the Dance-a-thon? 101 00:03:44,438 --> 00:03:46,273 Some of us can't go because we have 102 00:03:46,273 --> 00:03:48,567 a mandatory family dinner. - Mm. 103 00:03:48,567 --> 00:03:50,777 Oh, a mandatory family dinner 104 00:03:50,777 --> 00:03:53,738 also sounds like it could be fun. 105 00:03:53,738 --> 00:03:55,407 Oh, my God, girl. 106 00:03:55,407 --> 00:03:57,200 What? [both laugh] 107 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:59,828 Hope your partner isn't a creeper. 108 00:03:59,828 --> 00:04:01,496 Wow. 109 00:04:01,496 --> 00:04:02,831 I thought things would still be weird, 110 00:04:02,831 --> 00:04:05,375 but maybe everything's Gucci after all. 111 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:07,544 Douglas. I come bearing gifts. 112 00:04:07,544 --> 00:04:09,296 And that gift is me finally closing my bar tab. 113 00:04:09,296 --> 00:04:10,839 - Yeah? - Oh, yeah. 114 00:04:10,839 --> 00:04:12,299 I'll believe it when I see it. 115 00:04:12,299 --> 00:04:13,758 You know, now that your boy is a big-shot professor, 116 00:04:13,758 --> 00:04:15,760 I've been using Chime to take charge of my finances. 117 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:17,262 [phone chimes] 118 00:04:17,262 --> 00:04:18,763 Speaking of big shots, you remember this critic 119 00:04:18,763 --> 00:04:20,891 that came through a while ago when I singlehandedly 120 00:04:20,891 --> 00:04:22,225 saved you and Andre's friendship? 121 00:04:22,225 --> 00:04:23,643 Yes, I do remember him. 122 00:04:23,643 --> 00:04:24,978 Yeah, the review came out today. 123 00:04:24,978 --> 00:04:26,521 Damn. I'm sorry. 124 00:04:26,521 --> 00:04:27,606 What, he went in on the bar? 125 00:04:27,606 --> 00:04:28,857 No. 126 00:04:28,857 --> 00:04:29,941 It was complimentary, actually. 127 00:04:29,941 --> 00:04:31,443 Glowing, even. 128 00:04:31,443 --> 00:04:32,569 OK. 129 00:04:32,569 --> 00:04:33,695 So why aren't we taking shots? 130 00:04:33,695 --> 00:04:35,572 Because for one, it's 10:00 a.m. 131 00:04:35,572 --> 00:04:37,616 And two, he gave all of the credit to Ray. 132 00:04:37,616 --> 00:04:39,868 I mean, the whole thing was Doug-less. 133 00:04:39,868 --> 00:04:41,661 Damn. Sucks, dude. 134 00:04:41,661 --> 00:04:43,079 I don't know. 135 00:04:43,079 --> 00:04:44,331 I guess we're both licking our wounds. 136 00:04:44,331 --> 00:04:45,832 Me with this dumb review 137 00:04:45,832 --> 00:04:47,793 and you with the whole Edie situationship breakup. 138 00:04:47,793 --> 00:04:49,419 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, my friend. 139 00:04:49,419 --> 00:04:51,046 My wounds are lick-free. I'm chilling. 140 00:04:51,046 --> 00:04:52,297 - Oh. Are you sure about that? - Yeah. 141 00:04:52,297 --> 00:04:54,633 You know, denial isn't just a river in Egypt. 142 00:04:54,633 --> 00:04:56,551 Denial. [exhales] 143 00:04:56,551 --> 00:04:58,303 I don't know her. 144 00:04:58,303 --> 00:04:59,805 But what I do know is that this review is going to be 145 00:04:59,805 --> 00:05:01,598 in your rear view, partner. Why? 146 00:05:01,598 --> 00:05:03,058 Because tonight, we're going to be dancing 147 00:05:03,058 --> 00:05:04,226 until we're the last ones standing. 148 00:05:04,226 --> 00:05:05,769 Oh. 149 00:05:05,769 --> 00:05:07,103 ♪ We're going to the Cal U Dance-a-thon ♪ 150 00:05:07,103 --> 00:05:08,313 - Let me hear you say it. - ♪ Cal U Dance-a-thon ♪ 151 00:05:08,313 --> 00:05:09,815 One more time. Come on. 152 00:05:09,815 --> 00:05:11,066 both: ♪ Cal U Dance-a-thon ♪ 153 00:05:11,066 --> 00:05:12,817 This is our year, baby. Let's go. 154 00:05:12,817 --> 00:05:15,237 Yes. Trophy time for Team Darron! 155 00:05:15,237 --> 00:05:16,404 And since Gamma alumni are allowed to enter. 156 00:05:16,404 --> 00:05:17,864 Yeah. 157 00:05:17,864 --> 00:05:19,241 This is our chance to harpoon the white whale. 158 00:05:19,241 --> 00:05:20,659 No, you know, we almost had it in 2019 159 00:05:20,659 --> 00:05:23,161 if I didn't get that DQ for trying to tie my shoe. 160 00:05:23,161 --> 00:05:24,246 But, you know, that's why tonight 161 00:05:24,246 --> 00:05:26,081 we're going to go laceless. 162 00:05:26,081 --> 00:05:27,707 And we're also going to go ruthless. 163 00:05:27,707 --> 00:05:29,709 - Yeah. - ♪ Cal U Dance-a-thon ♪ 164 00:05:29,709 --> 00:05:30,752 Everybody, come on. 165 00:05:30,752 --> 00:05:31,753 ♪ Cal U Dance-a-thon ♪ 166 00:05:31,753 --> 00:05:32,754 Let me hear you say it. 167 00:05:32,754 --> 00:05:34,256 ♪ Cal U Dance-a-thon ♪ 168 00:05:34,256 --> 00:05:35,799 As the rest of us were getting ready to burn up 169 00:05:35,799 --> 00:05:37,551 the dance floor, Zaara was getting ready 170 00:05:37,551 --> 00:05:39,511 for a tame evening with her family. 171 00:05:39,511 --> 00:05:40,845 Salam, family. 172 00:05:43,473 --> 00:05:45,100 Why does everyone look like they just ate 173 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:46,768 Jamila Auntie's samosa casserole? 174 00:05:46,768 --> 00:05:49,312 You might want to look down. 175 00:05:49,312 --> 00:05:52,857 ♪ ♪ 176 00:05:52,857 --> 00:05:54,901 How did you find that? 177 00:05:54,901 --> 00:05:56,861 Jamila Auntie sent it to our group text. 178 00:05:56,861 --> 00:05:58,363 There's a whole billboard over the store 179 00:05:58,363 --> 00:06:00,532 where she buys her samosa casserole spices. 180 00:06:00,532 --> 00:06:02,409 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 181 00:06:02,409 --> 00:06:06,663 Jamila Auntie just dropped to 38th in the auntie rankings. 182 00:06:06,663 --> 00:06:08,164 Whew, competition is stiff this year, 183 00:06:08,164 --> 00:06:09,249 so we might have to take matters into our own hands. 184 00:06:09,249 --> 00:06:10,667 I like where your head's at. 185 00:06:10,667 --> 00:06:11,793 I've been working on this, like, leg sweep. 186 00:06:11,793 --> 00:06:13,461 Subtle, but deadly. 187 00:06:13,461 --> 00:06:14,379 And I told you, that jiu-jitsu's finally 188 00:06:14,379 --> 00:06:15,881 coming in handy. [grunts] 189 00:06:15,881 --> 00:06:17,507 Yeah, smooth. 190 00:06:17,507 --> 00:06:19,050 ♪ Ooh, baby, oh ♪ 191 00:06:19,050 --> 00:06:22,262 ♪ Gotta get my heart body pumping ♪ 192 00:06:22,262 --> 00:06:23,597 ♪ Pumping ♪ 193 00:06:23,597 --> 00:06:25,348 ♪ And I want more ♪ 194 00:06:25,348 --> 00:06:27,350 ♪ Yeah, baby, oh ♪ 195 00:06:27,350 --> 00:06:29,603 Kiki, how you doing? 196 00:06:29,603 --> 00:06:31,104 Kiki? 197 00:06:31,104 --> 00:06:33,315 Are we, uh--we're doing nicknames now? 198 00:06:33,315 --> 00:06:35,025 Well, I mean, yeah. It's less syllables. 199 00:06:35,025 --> 00:06:36,901 More energy to cut a rug. 200 00:06:36,901 --> 00:06:38,278 It's kind of tactical. - OK. 201 00:06:38,278 --> 00:06:39,404 - Yeah. - OK, yeah. 202 00:06:39,404 --> 00:06:43,575 I can get down with that, uh, Andy. 203 00:06:43,575 --> 00:06:45,535 - Mm. - No, that's not-- 204 00:06:45,535 --> 00:06:47,078 It's not cute. 205 00:06:47,078 --> 00:06:48,872 I cannot believe that I am here with 206 00:06:48,872 --> 00:06:51,041 the host of "Social Submarine." 207 00:06:51,041 --> 00:06:53,460 I can't believe that I'm here with the Jermaine. 208 00:06:53,460 --> 00:06:54,502 Oh, shit, sorry. 209 00:06:54,502 --> 00:06:56,546 I mean, the Gerald. 210 00:06:56,546 --> 00:06:59,049 Girl, you can call me Chaka Khan for all I care. 211 00:06:59,049 --> 00:07:02,010 I am just happy to be here. 212 00:07:02,010 --> 00:07:04,429 Now, I do know the entire "Single Ladies" choreography 213 00:07:04,429 --> 00:07:06,473 front to back. [laughs] 214 00:07:06,473 --> 00:07:09,100 If some kind of dance-off situation occurs-- 215 00:07:09,100 --> 00:07:10,143 The [bleep]? 216 00:07:10,143 --> 00:07:12,937 OK, so not a Beyoncé fan. 217 00:07:12,937 --> 00:07:14,606 Ladies and gentlemen, 218 00:07:14,606 --> 00:07:17,859 the rules of the Cal U Gamma Dance-a-thon are simple. 219 00:07:17,859 --> 00:07:20,528 Whichever couple dances the longest wins. 220 00:07:20,528 --> 00:07:22,572 Now you can switch your partners as the night goes on. 221 00:07:22,572 --> 00:07:26,618 But you must keep dancing, and you must be coupled up. 222 00:07:26,618 --> 00:07:28,244 Capisce? All right, then. 223 00:07:28,244 --> 00:07:29,954 Let's get this party started. 224 00:07:29,954 --> 00:07:31,956 [cheers and applause] 225 00:07:31,956 --> 00:07:34,918 [upbeat music] 226 00:07:34,918 --> 00:07:38,630 ♪ ♪ 227 00:07:38,630 --> 00:07:41,675 ♪ I can't tell you how to go ♪ 228 00:07:41,675 --> 00:07:44,469 ♪ I want closure ♪ 229 00:07:44,469 --> 00:07:46,513 ♪ Are we over ♪ 230 00:07:46,513 --> 00:07:48,473 ♪ Though we had something special ♪ 231 00:07:48,473 --> 00:07:50,850 Is Andre into Kiela? 232 00:07:53,353 --> 00:07:55,230 Am I into Kiela? 233 00:07:59,192 --> 00:08:02,278 [upbeat music] 234 00:08:02,278 --> 00:08:06,241 ♪ ♪ 235 00:08:06,241 --> 00:08:09,994 ♪ Free yourself for moving up ♪ 236 00:08:09,994 --> 00:08:13,540 ♪ That mountaintop ♪ 237 00:08:13,540 --> 00:08:15,500 ♪ Why don't you please ♪ 238 00:08:15,500 --> 00:08:18,294 Just as the group recovers from threesome-gate, 239 00:08:18,294 --> 00:08:20,004 of course I'm getting the hots for Kiela. 240 00:08:20,004 --> 00:08:21,464 But I mean, who wouldn't? She's beautiful. 241 00:08:21,464 --> 00:08:23,091 She's smart. 242 00:08:23,091 --> 00:08:24,551 We clearly have physical chemistry. 243 00:08:24,551 --> 00:08:27,137 It's just, I think I'm feeling-- 244 00:08:27,137 --> 00:08:28,346 I don't know. 245 00:08:28,346 --> 00:08:31,224 I'm feeling romantical. 246 00:08:31,224 --> 00:08:34,352 I gotta go talk to my brothers. 247 00:08:34,352 --> 00:08:35,478 You OK? 248 00:08:35,478 --> 00:08:36,855 You seem distracted. 249 00:08:36,855 --> 00:08:39,107 Yeah, yeah. No, I'm great. 250 00:08:39,107 --> 00:08:42,068 I just, I realized I got to go talk to No Shirt Nick. 251 00:08:42,068 --> 00:08:44,821 Shall we sashay that-a-way? 252 00:08:44,821 --> 00:08:47,741 ♪ ♪ 253 00:08:47,741 --> 00:08:50,201 What it do, you two? 254 00:08:50,201 --> 00:08:52,954 Mind if I steal my bestie Kiela for a quick chat? 255 00:08:52,954 --> 00:08:54,414 Here, Andre, take George. 256 00:08:54,414 --> 00:08:55,999 Good idea. 257 00:08:55,999 --> 00:08:58,043 Yeah, I was just about to go bro down with the Gammas. 258 00:08:58,043 --> 00:08:59,461 You know, man to man. 259 00:08:59,461 --> 00:09:01,713 No girls allowed. 260 00:09:01,713 --> 00:09:05,592 Uh, this isn't stated in the IG competition fine print. 261 00:09:05,592 --> 00:09:06,718 - Right. - OK. 262 00:09:06,718 --> 00:09:08,136 - Ooh! - Let's go this way. 263 00:09:08,136 --> 00:09:10,930 Yeah, yeah. Keep dancing. 264 00:09:10,930 --> 00:09:13,099 Fellas, I think we got a problem. 265 00:09:13,099 --> 00:09:14,851 - What's up? - I think I like-like Kiela. 266 00:09:14,851 --> 00:09:16,394 - Oh. - Damn. 267 00:09:16,394 --> 00:09:17,896 Of course you like a girl who lets you smash her 268 00:09:17,896 --> 00:09:19,355 and your ex at the same time, right? 269 00:09:19,355 --> 00:09:21,107 No, no, no, bro. 270 00:09:21,107 --> 00:09:22,692 We were dancing earlier and I put my hand on her lower back. 271 00:09:22,692 --> 00:09:23,860 And then my heart started to just go 272 00:09:23,860 --> 00:09:25,278 ba-donk, ba-donk, ba-donk. 273 00:09:25,278 --> 00:09:28,323 So how do I go from [bleep]-boy to boyfriend? 274 00:09:28,323 --> 00:09:29,908 With a Y. 275 00:09:29,908 --> 00:09:31,534 Well, you've come to the right place, my brother. 276 00:09:31,534 --> 00:09:34,204 First, called the eldest living male member of her clan. 277 00:09:34,204 --> 00:09:36,790 Then you ask for her hand, like on "Game of Thrones." 278 00:09:36,790 --> 00:09:38,041 Medieval classy style. 279 00:09:38,041 --> 00:09:39,459 What? No. 280 00:09:39,459 --> 00:09:40,710 What you got to do is, you got to let her know 281 00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:42,670 you are an upstanding gentleman, you know? 282 00:09:42,670 --> 00:09:43,880 You got cufflinks, right? 283 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:45,089 You know bitches love cufflinks. 284 00:09:45,089 --> 00:09:46,466 Cufflinks? 285 00:09:46,466 --> 00:09:47,801 You don't even got any cuffs to link, [bleep]. 286 00:09:47,801 --> 00:09:49,344 The foolishness. 287 00:09:49,344 --> 00:09:52,472 How on Earth did you get a queen like Annika? 288 00:09:52,472 --> 00:09:54,724 Well, I was patient and I waited for the right moment 289 00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:55,725 to make a move, I guess. 290 00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:57,310 Well, then do that. 291 00:09:57,310 --> 00:09:59,604 And stay away from these clowns. 292 00:09:59,604 --> 00:10:06,319 ♪ ♪ 293 00:10:06,319 --> 00:10:08,113 So girly, 294 00:10:08,113 --> 00:10:10,240 I noticed you and Andre getting cozy on the dance floor 295 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:11,950 and I wanted to get the inside scoop. 296 00:10:11,950 --> 00:10:13,827 Everyone's been talking about it. 297 00:10:13,827 --> 00:10:15,495 You guys look so cute together, don't you think? 298 00:10:15,495 --> 00:10:17,247 Oh. Well, I don't know. It's not-- 299 00:10:17,247 --> 00:10:18,998 Oh, so you don't think you look good together. 300 00:10:18,998 --> 00:10:20,291 Well, no, I'm not saying that. 301 00:10:20,291 --> 00:10:22,377 It's just that-- - Oh, so you agree. 302 00:10:22,377 --> 00:10:24,003 You do think you look cute together. 303 00:10:24,003 --> 00:10:25,964 Look, nothing's going on between Andre and I, OK? 304 00:10:25,964 --> 00:10:27,465 We're just two good old friends 305 00:10:27,465 --> 00:10:29,676 having a good old time at a good old Dance-a-thon. 306 00:10:32,011 --> 00:10:34,389 A, uh, friend got me into modeling. 307 00:10:34,389 --> 00:10:36,349 And at first it was kind of silly, 308 00:10:36,349 --> 00:10:38,518 but then it turns out I'm actually kind of good at it. 309 00:10:38,518 --> 00:10:40,019 Of course you're good at it. 310 00:10:40,019 --> 00:10:41,479 You've got my cheekbones and your father's strong jaw. 311 00:10:41,479 --> 00:10:42,647 That's not the point. 312 00:10:42,647 --> 00:10:43,982 The point is we sent you to school 313 00:10:43,982 --> 00:10:45,525 to learn to practice medicine. 314 00:10:45,525 --> 00:10:47,026 Not to swerve looks. 315 00:10:47,026 --> 00:10:48,945 It's "serve lewks," mummy-ji. 316 00:10:48,945 --> 00:10:50,572 It's just a thing that I do 317 00:10:50,572 --> 00:10:52,615 to make some extra money and wear cool clothes. 318 00:10:52,615 --> 00:10:54,617 See? Nothing to worry about. 319 00:10:54,617 --> 00:10:56,744 Zaara is still focusing on her studies 320 00:10:56,744 --> 00:10:58,037 and going to be a doctor. 321 00:10:58,037 --> 00:10:58,955 [grunts] 322 00:11:01,249 --> 00:11:06,921 Baba, I am not going to be a model or a doctor, actually. 323 00:11:08,715 --> 00:11:10,175 Come again, beti? 324 00:11:10,175 --> 00:11:12,760 Daddy-ji, mummy-ji, 325 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:16,681 I don't want to study medicine anymore. 326 00:11:16,681 --> 00:11:19,100 Zaara, my father didn't bring us 327 00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:20,476 to this country on a fishing boat 328 00:11:20,476 --> 00:11:23,605 for his granddaughter not to be a doctor. 329 00:11:23,605 --> 00:11:25,106 Well, one of his granddaughters 330 00:11:25,106 --> 00:11:26,774 is technically still going to be a doctor. 331 00:11:26,774 --> 00:11:28,443 Of feet. 332 00:11:28,443 --> 00:11:31,070 Anyway, look, I'm really sorry. 333 00:11:31,070 --> 00:11:33,281 The last thing that I want to do is disappoint you. 334 00:11:33,281 --> 00:11:34,741 I'm still trying to figure out 335 00:11:34,741 --> 00:11:36,367 what the right career is for me. 336 00:11:36,367 --> 00:11:37,911 And I'm a lot happier trying to figure it out 337 00:11:37,911 --> 00:11:39,495 than I was doing pre-med. 338 00:11:39,495 --> 00:11:41,789 And with my modeling income, 339 00:11:41,789 --> 00:11:43,541 I'm going to pay for the rest of my education. 340 00:11:43,541 --> 00:11:46,002 The rest of your education? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 341 00:11:46,002 --> 00:11:48,254 You will be paying us back for your entire tuition, 342 00:11:48,254 --> 00:11:49,797 Miss Indy Crawford. 343 00:11:49,797 --> 00:11:51,132 - Wait, what? - Just checking in 344 00:11:51,132 --> 00:11:52,842 on my handsome happy family over here. 345 00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:54,344 Apps, maybe? 346 00:11:54,344 --> 00:11:56,846 Read the room, Asher! 347 00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:59,766 [light funky music] 348 00:11:59,766 --> 00:12:01,976 ♪ ♪ 349 00:12:01,976 --> 00:12:05,563 ♪ Spinning clouds throughout my day ♪ 350 00:12:05,563 --> 00:12:08,900 ♪ ♪ 351 00:12:08,900 --> 00:12:10,318 Wow, it's like I blinked 352 00:12:10,318 --> 00:12:12,278 and there were no more couples left. 353 00:12:12,278 --> 00:12:14,072 [whistle blows] Uh, partners. 354 00:12:14,072 --> 00:12:15,114 Pairs. 355 00:12:15,114 --> 00:12:16,241 Platonic pairs. 356 00:12:16,241 --> 00:12:18,534 Totally, totally. 357 00:12:18,534 --> 00:12:20,620 Hey, if we do win, who gets to keep the trophy? 358 00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:23,081 I guess we have to come up with some sort of 359 00:12:23,081 --> 00:12:25,625 trophy custody schedule with a notary? 360 00:12:25,625 --> 00:12:27,085 Oh, well, I'm going to get the weekends 361 00:12:27,085 --> 00:12:28,503 and Labor Day, obviously. 362 00:12:28,503 --> 00:12:30,755 - Obviously. - [laughs] 363 00:12:30,755 --> 00:12:34,217 ♪ I kind of lose it in my mind ♪ 364 00:12:34,217 --> 00:12:36,219 ♪ Ooh ♪ 365 00:12:36,219 --> 00:12:40,223 Oh, my God, this is my favorite song to twerk to. 366 00:12:40,223 --> 00:12:41,349 You wouldn't mind, Kiela, would you? 367 00:12:41,349 --> 00:12:42,725 Oh no. Yeah, no. 368 00:12:42,725 --> 00:12:44,352 Not at all. 369 00:12:44,352 --> 00:12:45,728 Oh, this is just like, you know, 370 00:12:45,728 --> 00:12:47,271 just two friends twerking together. 371 00:12:47,271 --> 00:12:48,481 Just like brother and sister. 372 00:12:48,481 --> 00:12:49,857 Just nothing gross. 373 00:12:49,857 --> 00:12:51,651 [whistle blows] 374 00:12:51,651 --> 00:12:52,860 DQ'ed, General! 375 00:12:52,860 --> 00:12:54,612 You stopped dancing. 376 00:12:54,612 --> 00:12:56,447 Damn. Kiki, I'm sorry. 377 00:12:56,447 --> 00:12:57,865 Kiki? 378 00:12:57,865 --> 00:12:59,534 OK, I'm going to DQ myself. 379 00:12:59,534 --> 00:13:02,245 We win together, lose together, right, platonic partner? 380 00:13:05,039 --> 00:13:06,165 How about a partner switcher? 381 00:13:06,165 --> 00:13:07,709 Well, what do you guys say, huh? 382 00:13:07,709 --> 00:13:09,043 I'm sorry, I don't know your name. 383 00:13:09,043 --> 00:13:10,378 Do you even go to this school? 384 00:13:10,378 --> 00:13:11,963 Do you, old man? 385 00:13:11,963 --> 00:13:13,339 He's not that old. 386 00:13:13,339 --> 00:13:14,882 He just wears old man cardigans sometimes. 387 00:13:14,882 --> 00:13:16,843 That was mean to say. Come on. 388 00:13:16,843 --> 00:13:18,678 ♪ ♪ 389 00:13:18,678 --> 00:13:21,931 So, waltz or tango, brother? 390 00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,099 Waltz. 391 00:13:23,099 --> 00:13:26,352 ♪ ♪ 392 00:13:26,352 --> 00:13:28,563 [whistle blows] 393 00:13:28,563 --> 00:13:29,814 OK, be honest. 394 00:13:29,814 --> 00:13:31,733 Did I see you twerking on your ex? 395 00:13:31,733 --> 00:13:33,067 You're not trying to get back with Andre, are you? 396 00:13:33,067 --> 00:13:34,777 Didn't you break up with him? 397 00:13:34,777 --> 00:13:36,404 Kiela's clearly into him. 398 00:13:36,404 --> 00:13:38,031 She just won't admit it. 399 00:13:38,031 --> 00:13:42,243 And she's my friend, so seeing them all lovey-dovey, 400 00:13:42,243 --> 00:13:44,662 it just makes me feel some kind of way. 401 00:13:44,662 --> 00:13:45,913 I don't like it. 402 00:13:45,913 --> 00:13:47,415 Yeah, no, I get it. I get it. 403 00:13:47,415 --> 00:13:50,334 It's never easy seeing your ex vibing with someone else. 404 00:13:52,879 --> 00:13:54,839 Especially when some people make it look easy 405 00:13:54,839 --> 00:13:56,799 and then you start to question all your life choices. 406 00:13:56,799 --> 00:13:58,843 And then you break up with the finest piece of chocolate 407 00:13:58,843 --> 00:14:00,261 with a PhD you've ever seen. 408 00:14:00,261 --> 00:14:01,888 Uh, do you need me for this? 409 00:14:01,888 --> 00:14:04,223 I guess what I'm trying to say is, 410 00:14:04,223 --> 00:14:06,809 you let Andre go for a reason, right? 411 00:14:06,809 --> 00:14:09,479 So you got to let go of caring about whoever he ends up with. 412 00:14:09,479 --> 00:14:11,355 Even if it's Kiela. 413 00:14:11,355 --> 00:14:13,858 Because you, Annika, are a boss. 414 00:14:13,858 --> 00:14:15,318 You're famous. 415 00:14:15,318 --> 00:14:16,527 You're hosting your 416 00:14:16,527 --> 00:14:18,279 "Social Shipment Container" show-- 417 00:14:18,279 --> 00:14:19,822 - "Social Submarine." - Same thing. 418 00:14:19,822 --> 00:14:21,866 But I hear you. You're right. 419 00:14:21,866 --> 00:14:24,160 I'm too booked and busy to be spending 420 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:25,745 any more time on this. - There you go. 421 00:14:25,745 --> 00:14:26,788 Thank you, Professor Jackson. 422 00:14:26,788 --> 00:14:28,247 You're very, very welcome. 423 00:14:28,247 --> 00:14:29,373 Now I'm sorry I have to do this, 424 00:14:29,373 --> 00:14:30,666 but all's fair in love and Dance-a-thon. 425 00:14:30,666 --> 00:14:33,044 - Ah! - You know what I mean? 426 00:14:33,044 --> 00:14:35,129 Double disqualification! 427 00:14:35,129 --> 00:14:36,839 Aaron and Doug are our winners! 428 00:14:36,839 --> 00:14:40,093 [cheers and applause] 429 00:14:40,093 --> 00:14:42,720 You're the wind beneath my wings, buddy. 430 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:45,348 - Mama, we made it! - Oh! 431 00:14:49,435 --> 00:14:52,313 The Cal U Gamma chapter is proud to present 432 00:14:52,313 --> 00:14:55,566 the 2024 Dance-a-thon Mirrorball trophy 433 00:14:55,566 --> 00:15:00,780 to Professor Aaron Jackson and Gamma alum D-Nasty Edwards! 434 00:15:00,780 --> 00:15:05,034 [cheers and applause] 435 00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:06,911 All right, I just want to say this real quick, 436 00:15:06,911 --> 00:15:08,746 shout-out to all my haters, 437 00:15:08,746 --> 00:15:11,707 and shout-out to my biggest inspiration, Alfonso Ribeiro. 438 00:15:11,707 --> 00:15:13,709 He told me to never stop dancing. 439 00:15:13,709 --> 00:15:15,169 Stay sucker-free. 440 00:15:15,169 --> 00:15:18,381 And we are our ancestors' greatest dreams. 441 00:15:18,381 --> 00:15:21,425 That's for you, Pop-Pop. 442 00:15:21,425 --> 00:15:22,760 Just take it. 443 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:23,761 Uh, you were saying? 444 00:15:23,761 --> 00:15:26,013 OK. Well, yeah. 445 00:15:26,013 --> 00:15:27,974 Doug pretty much said it all. 446 00:15:27,974 --> 00:15:29,809 Ancestors never stop dancing, 447 00:15:29,809 --> 00:15:31,519 and Alfonso's a hater. 448 00:15:31,519 --> 00:15:34,438 So there's that. Thank you, guys. 449 00:15:34,438 --> 00:15:35,273 ♪ I don't need you questioning my motives ♪ 450 00:15:35,273 --> 00:15:38,151 OK, yeah. 451 00:15:38,151 --> 00:15:39,610 ♪ With you all the time ♪ 452 00:15:39,610 --> 00:15:41,696 ♪ What else do I need to show you ♪ 453 00:15:41,696 --> 00:15:44,240 [soft R&B music] 454 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:46,576 ♪ Just don't wait for too long ♪ 455 00:15:46,576 --> 00:15:47,994 What now? 456 00:15:47,994 --> 00:15:49,579 Hoping to slip some truth serum in my drink 457 00:15:49,579 --> 00:15:51,664 to get me to admit that Andre is my twin flame? 458 00:15:51,664 --> 00:15:53,624 OK. OK. 459 00:15:53,624 --> 00:15:55,918 Maybe I went a little bit too far tonight. 460 00:15:55,918 --> 00:15:58,838 But I'm sorry that I got you and Andre 461 00:15:58,838 --> 00:15:59,964 kicked out of the competition. 462 00:15:59,964 --> 00:16:01,799 I just got caught up. 463 00:16:01,799 --> 00:16:03,843 But I'm done hounding you. 464 00:16:03,843 --> 00:16:06,262 No more. - Yeah, right. 465 00:16:06,262 --> 00:16:08,764 You made the McCarthy era look like a light work tonight. 466 00:16:08,764 --> 00:16:10,600 OK, Jeopardy. 467 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:14,520 But I'm serious. [sighs] 468 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,480 Like him, don't like him. 469 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:17,815 I don't care. 470 00:16:17,815 --> 00:16:19,859 I cut him loose. 471 00:16:19,859 --> 00:16:21,277 OK. 472 00:16:21,277 --> 00:16:22,820 But in like a, you're still secretly 473 00:16:22,820 --> 00:16:25,364 going to be mad kind of way? 474 00:16:25,364 --> 00:16:26,782 No. 475 00:16:26,782 --> 00:16:28,492 Like in a, do you, because I'm damn sure 476 00:16:28,492 --> 00:16:30,703 going to do me kind of way. 477 00:16:32,163 --> 00:16:33,206 Thanks, Annika. 478 00:16:33,206 --> 00:16:34,957 Oh, don't thank me yet. 479 00:16:34,957 --> 00:16:36,667 I gave Gerald your number instead of mine, 480 00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:38,920 so get ready for a lot of text messages 481 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:40,129 about what kind of deodorant I use. 482 00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:43,007 [funky music] 483 00:16:43,007 --> 00:16:45,301 ♪ ♪ 484 00:16:45,301 --> 00:16:47,094 [muffled scream] 485 00:16:48,429 --> 00:16:49,972 I thought that would feel better. 486 00:16:49,972 --> 00:16:51,682 [knocking at door] 487 00:16:51,682 --> 00:16:54,518 Sofia, if you dropped your key down the storm drain again, 488 00:16:54,518 --> 00:16:57,313 I am going to kill you. 489 00:16:57,313 --> 00:16:58,856 I told you. 490 00:16:58,856 --> 00:17:00,608 Yeah, Mom and Dad are going to be pissed. 491 00:17:00,608 --> 00:17:02,818 Because it really takes a rocket scientist 492 00:17:02,818 --> 00:17:05,154 or a foot doctor to figure that one out. 493 00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:07,114 Um, actually, I was going to say I told you 494 00:17:07,114 --> 00:17:09,367 to stay away from storm drains. 495 00:17:09,367 --> 00:17:11,786 They're the third leading cause of phalange fractures. 496 00:17:11,786 --> 00:17:14,330 That's equally unhelpful, Nova. 497 00:17:14,330 --> 00:17:15,539 At least the weight of telling them 498 00:17:15,539 --> 00:17:16,499 is off your shoulders. 499 00:17:16,499 --> 00:17:17,959 Yes. 500 00:17:17,959 --> 00:17:19,835 I'm feeling footloose and fancy-free. 501 00:17:19,835 --> 00:17:21,545 And you've got to be making good money 502 00:17:21,545 --> 00:17:22,755 if you're on the billboard above Jamila Auntie's 503 00:17:22,755 --> 00:17:24,131 grocery store. 504 00:17:24,131 --> 00:17:27,677 Jamie Lee Curtis was up there last month. 505 00:17:27,677 --> 00:17:29,971 It's not about the money. 506 00:17:29,971 --> 00:17:31,430 I can figure that part out. 507 00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:37,937 They just looked so disappointed in me. 508 00:17:37,937 --> 00:17:41,148 Like they don't even know who I am anymore. 509 00:17:43,567 --> 00:17:46,028 They don't understand it yet. 510 00:17:46,028 --> 00:17:48,823 But they will. 511 00:17:48,823 --> 00:17:50,658 Just like I do now. 512 00:17:50,658 --> 00:17:52,743 [gentle music] 513 00:17:52,743 --> 00:17:55,079 And in the meantime, 514 00:17:55,079 --> 00:17:57,456 I'm here for you. 515 00:17:57,456 --> 00:18:00,251 ♪ ♪ 516 00:18:00,251 --> 00:18:04,297 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 517 00:18:04,297 --> 00:18:06,674 If you tell Mom I said this, I'll deny it. 518 00:18:06,674 --> 00:18:08,801 But she sent some purse ad that you did 519 00:18:08,801 --> 00:18:11,929 to the auntie group chat after dinner. 520 00:18:13,264 --> 00:18:14,599 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 521 00:18:14,599 --> 00:18:16,642 [laughs] 522 00:18:18,185 --> 00:18:19,437 Ooh! 523 00:18:19,437 --> 00:18:21,814 ♪ The Cal U Dance-a-thon ♪ 524 00:18:21,814 --> 00:18:24,317 ♪ Get it at the Cal U Dance-a-thon ♪ 525 00:18:24,317 --> 00:18:26,277 You killing my vibe, man. 526 00:18:26,277 --> 00:18:28,279 We finally caught the white whale 527 00:18:28,279 --> 00:18:31,699 we've been chasing for over five years. 528 00:18:31,699 --> 00:18:34,035 You look like you just ate a bad grape. 529 00:18:34,035 --> 00:18:37,371 I'm sorry, man. 530 00:18:37,371 --> 00:18:39,040 [sighs] 531 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:42,376 Maybe I'm just one of those people who can't be happy. 532 00:18:42,376 --> 00:18:46,505 Won this competition after years of trying, and nothing. 533 00:18:46,505 --> 00:18:49,008 I had the perfect woman on paper with Edie, 534 00:18:49,008 --> 00:18:52,386 and that didn't feel right. 535 00:18:52,386 --> 00:18:55,306 Got the job I always wanted, and it's-- 536 00:18:55,306 --> 00:18:57,475 it's cool. 537 00:18:57,475 --> 00:19:02,063 But something's missing. 538 00:19:02,063 --> 00:19:06,150 Well, what do you think it is? 539 00:19:06,150 --> 00:19:08,277 Wish I knew. 540 00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:11,030 Maybe you were looking out at the crowd 541 00:19:11,030 --> 00:19:13,741 wishing like someone was there. 542 00:19:16,035 --> 00:19:17,995 Maybe someone like Zoey. 543 00:19:17,995 --> 00:19:20,998 [scoffs] 544 00:19:20,998 --> 00:19:23,709 Maybe. 545 00:19:23,709 --> 00:19:27,880 I can't lie, I've not been able to get her out of my mind. 546 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:31,050 ♪ ♪ 547 00:19:31,050 --> 00:19:33,386 Yeah. 548 00:19:33,386 --> 00:19:36,138 I have to get her back. 549 00:19:39,183 --> 00:19:40,643 You know what? 550 00:19:40,643 --> 00:19:42,311 I am--I'm kind of glad we got eliminated, 551 00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:44,021 because figuring out a custody schedule 552 00:19:44,021 --> 00:19:46,315 for the trophy would have been, like, way too hard anyways. 553 00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:48,192 Yeah, it'd have been difficult. 554 00:19:48,192 --> 00:19:49,527 I mean, even though we didn't win, 555 00:19:49,527 --> 00:19:52,154 I still feel like we made a pretty good team. 556 00:19:52,154 --> 00:19:56,033 Oh, you know what? That actually reminds me. 557 00:19:56,033 --> 00:19:57,910 I was talking to Annika earlier, 558 00:19:57,910 --> 00:20:00,788 and she was telling me how she thinks we are, 559 00:20:00,788 --> 00:20:03,124 like, kind of look cute together. 560 00:20:03,124 --> 00:20:06,419 I don't know. It's silly, though, huh? 561 00:20:06,419 --> 00:20:08,504 I don't know. Is it? 562 00:20:08,504 --> 00:20:15,344 ♪ ♪ 563 00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:24,854 Are you Andre Johnson? 564 00:20:24,854 --> 00:20:26,981 Yeah. 565 00:20:26,981 --> 00:20:28,190 Oh, my God. 566 00:20:28,190 --> 00:20:30,109 Um, what's going on? 567 00:20:30,109 --> 00:20:31,485 I'm Officer McCord. 568 00:20:31,485 --> 00:20:33,112 We need to bring you in for questioning 569 00:20:33,112 --> 00:20:36,282 regarding your connection to the Brock Thompson fraud case. 570 00:20:36,282 --> 00:20:38,200 Wait, Brock's been arrested? 571 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,745 Uh, there has to be a mistake. 572 00:20:40,745 --> 00:20:43,706 We're the LAPD, little lady. We don't make mistakes. 573 00:20:43,706 --> 00:20:46,167 ♪ ♪ 574 00:20:46,167 --> 00:20:50,045 Well, getting cockblocked by cops is new.