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They say bad things come in threes,
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and, sadly, I had become
living proof of that.
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Enduring a betrayal from
my best friend and boyfriend...
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You knew they were hooking up,
and you kept it from me?
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Not my secret to share.
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...a cheating scandal
with my chemistry final...
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...which led to
a financial crisis with my dad.
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I'm cutting you off, Zoey.
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...that hit harder
than when the Internet
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made Blockbuster its bitch.
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Thankfully, I had resolved
my first two issues.
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And even though my dad
had cut off my credit cards...
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Declined?
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...I wasn't worried.
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It's only a matter of time
before my dad rolls over
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and basically begs for my forgiveness.
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In fact, I bet
that there is a guilt gift
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waiting on my doorstep.
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Eh?
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What is he doing to my baby?!
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Hi, sir. Hi. Nice to meet you.
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Um, I-I-I know that
this is faculty parking,
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but everyone knows that Professor Diaz
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never uses this spot
since she's in rehab
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for scratcher tickets.
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Look, the owner of the car
requested the tow.
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Mm, fun fact...
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I am actually the owner of the car.
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Well, then, I'm just doing
what you told me to...
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- Oh?
- ...Andre Johnson.
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Dad?!
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You know what?
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I bet he is taking this car away
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to replace it with
a more expensive, newer one.
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That's how a good guilt gift
works, right?
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Right?
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No!
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Oh, God! Remember me!
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♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ Learn something new every day ♪
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♪ I don't know, so I'm-a feel my way ♪
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♪ Got the weight of the world on me ♪
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♪ But no regrets, this is what I say ♪
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♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪
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- ♪ I'm grown ♪
- ♪ You can tell me ♪
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♪ My heart beating so loud ♪
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♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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Repo'ing my car?
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Low blow, Andre Johnson. Low. Blow.
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I mean, I knew
this man had a petty bone,
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but this is another level.
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Like "Blac Chyna having
a whole-ass revenge baby"
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type level.
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But it's okay because your girl
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has some other tricks up her sleeve.
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Okay.
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All right. Well, then, time for Plan B.
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I feel so unloved.
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Is this how my other siblings feel?
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Cut off? So, what does this mean?
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Do you have to, like,
drop out of school?
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No. My mom said they'll
still cover tuition,
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housing, books,
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but everything else...
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my clothing, my groceries,
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my Japanese soda subscription box...
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- I'm completely on my own.
- Mm.
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Girl, please.
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You're over here whining
when your parents
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are still covering your basic needs?
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Yeah, we literally have
to run for our lives
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to support ourselves.
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We're in a four-year version
of "The Hunger Games."
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But what should I do?
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Get. A. Job. Bitch.
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Um, okay. I already have one.
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Does no one here remember the
Zoey Johnson Styling Experience?
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Get. A. Real. Job. Bitch.
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Who said you could clap with us?
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I just kind of went for it.
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It's fun.
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Look, there's a million
different things you could do.
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Like this one.
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You could be a tutor.
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"Sophomore seeking help with chemistry."
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Oh, you put this one up.
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I'm just gonna put ya
back where I found ya.
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Hang in there, little buddy. Okay.
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What about dog walking?
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I can't walk dogs in Givenchy.
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Then change your shoes
and fix your life.
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Yeah, Zoey,
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stop acting like you're
too good for all of this.
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Everybody has a hustle.
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Doug works at the bookstore,
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Aaron's got his whole R.A. thing...
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I mean, even Vivek
works in the Cal U branch
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of the Sinaloa Cartel,
but don't tell anyone.
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Uh, right, allow me
to reintroduce myself.
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I'm Zoey Johnson.
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I interned for Teen Vogue.
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We had an espresso machine.
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Every day I'd get
a double-small, bone-dry cap
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with extra foam and extra hot.
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Which was served to me...
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- ...by another intern.
- Mm-hmm.
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Any of this would be taking
a step backwards.
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I can't even look at her right now.
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Can you please just guide my hand
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to her face?
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Okay, all I'm asking for
is a job that vibes
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with all of this. Look.
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How about what vibes
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with all of this?
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It's gonna take a whole lot
more than twenty grand
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to loot this temple.
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Um, for twenty grand,
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I'd go up there right now and
get those eggs my damn self.
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You know that thing
is made mostly of butter.
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I'd ballpark six hundo cals.
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What did I tell you
about counting my calories?
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I just care about you, man.
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- Stop.
- Oh. Brava!
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Brava! Brava!
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- Dicks. Absolute dicks. The both of you.
- Hit me up, right? Come on.
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- No, I will not. Thank you.
- You know what?
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Yes, we had sex.
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That's nice.
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How's your little brunch going?
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It's good.
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I wish he'd eat better.
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Could you get off my meal plan?
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You'll have to excuse them, Ana.
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They're, uh, incredibly stupid,
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and also going through
very long, dusty, dry spells.
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Isn't that right, boys?
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Anti-facts. I. Am. Good.
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Facts. I. Am. Horny.
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Ew.
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I'm all right to admit
I'm in a dry spell.
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But I will end it, and when I do,
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I'm gonna strut right over there
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- and do the "Shield Challenge."
- The what?
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Your lover doesn't know
about the "Shield Challenge"?
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Well, she does now.
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Bro, communication is key, guys.
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I mean, you know,
if you're gonna make it.
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What the idiots are talking about
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is that it's
a time-honored Cal U tradition
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for, you know, two people,
if they have feelings,
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uh, to beautifully consummate...
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Until you tear it up
under the Titan Shield,
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you're not considered a real Titan.
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- Essentially, yeah.
- Wait. What?
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I-I think it's juvenile and stupid.
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Right. So stupid that you took
our boy Marcus to Benihana
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once he smashed under the Shield.
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Coffee. We need coffee.
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You want coffee? Let's...
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Wait. Are you a "real Titan"?
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Uh... not yet.
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Yo, you hear that?
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We're goin' to Benihana, my G!
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- Unh!
- Yeah!
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Even though my dad had cut me off
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and Jazz was trying to
"Handmaid's Tale" my fertility,
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I still landed on my feet...
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or should I say my YSL heels?
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So, Luca used some of his
connections to call in a favor
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and got me a job at a high-end boutique,
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which means your girl
gets to work with clothes,
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clothes get to work with me,
and not to jump the gun, but...
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...career starter!
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Maybe not her eyes,
but she totally did...
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...something to her...
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You white girls
do not know how to snack.
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Like, do you come out the womb
eating pumpkin-flavored crap?
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You know, you don't need
to eat my snacks
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that I bought with my money.
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They just taste better
when other people buy them.
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Mm-hmm.
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- Oh, my God.
- Wow.
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That's what you wore on your first day?
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You must've killed it.
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And those feet.
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Well, you know,
I wish my boss appreciated
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all the effort I put in
as much as you guys.
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Unfortunately,
she couldn't see past her envy
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and told me to go home... forever.
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What?
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Yeah, I got fired.
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Oh.
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You got fired?!
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Zoey, you were there for,
like, four hours.
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I've heard worse.
Our cousin Speedy got fired
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after forty-five minutes at Pep Boys.
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Mm-hmm. Got caught
in the bathroom huffin' Bondo
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and drinking windshield-wiper fluid.
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I can't with Cousin Speedy right now.
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- R.I.P.
- All right, guys.
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As much as I appreciate the deep dive
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on your family's work/death history,
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I think we need to let Zoey speak.
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- Okay. Mm-hmm.
- The floor of shame is yours.
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Well, there's not much to tell...
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other than I got fired for...
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not folding.
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Oh.
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Zoey, what are you doing?
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Look, I styled the mannequin!
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Why?
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I hired you to fold.
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Already did it.
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Great. Fold them again.
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Uh, but it's already folded,
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and this mannequin was sitting here,
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screaming for my help.
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I styled that mannequin.
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Mm.
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Well, the funny story
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about this very mannequin
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is that it was sitting here,
screaming, "Hey! Help me.
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I've been styled too good!"
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So... A-plus on that.
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Listen, I hired you to fold. So fold.
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And when you're done,
shake out the folded T-shirts
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and fold them again.
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Am I being clear?
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Very.
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Oh.
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Wow. Even Cousin Speedy
respected authority.
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The shirts are already folded!
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And I just don't see the point
of folding and unfolding.
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I want to advise and style
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and earn commission
and just be fabulous!
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Yeah, but, Zoey, it sounds
like you were hired to fold...
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...and then shut up,
and then fold some more.
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You know what? It's all for the best
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because I learned that I am
better at boutique shopping
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than boutique working.
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And it's fine because I will
find something even more dope.
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Zoey, honey, listen to me.
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Egg harvesting is hella dope.
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Why are you so obsessed
with selling my eggs?
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Why are you so obsessed
with keeping your eggs?
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Aww.
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Look at all the Shield lovers
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who have carved their initials in here.
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Ooh!
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What is that smell?
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Ugh.
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Look, it's just a stupid tradition.
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Like, if it makes you uncomfortable,
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- we don't have to...
- No. No, no.
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Torres women do not back down
from a challenge.
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But, I mean, if you wanna punk out...
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00:10:29,631 --> 00:10:31,667
Me? Pssh. What?
261
00:10:31,701 --> 00:10:32,835
I would go right now, broad daylight,
262
00:10:32,867 --> 00:10:34,169
butt-naked, no problem.
263
00:10:34,202 --> 00:10:35,704
- No, please don't.
- You sure?
264
00:10:35,737 --> 00:10:36,939
Yeah, no, we... we have a plan.
265
00:10:36,972 --> 00:10:38,207
- Let's stick to it.
- Okay.
266
00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:40,677
Under the cover of night, so...
267
00:10:40,709 --> 00:10:43,679
you bring a blanket, and I will bring...
268
00:10:43,712 --> 00:10:45,048
the sanitizer.
269
00:10:45,081 --> 00:10:47,616
- Good.
- Lots of sanitizer.
270
00:10:47,650 --> 00:10:49,284
Yeah.
271
00:10:52,654 --> 00:10:54,424
Okay.
272
00:10:55,757 --> 00:10:57,559
Why would I do that?
273
00:10:58,928 --> 00:11:02,731
Since high-end retail
was clearly threatened by me,
274
00:11:02,765 --> 00:11:05,534
it was time to find a gig
that really appreciated
275
00:11:05,568 --> 00:11:07,403
what Zoey Johnson had to offer.
276
00:11:07,435 --> 00:11:09,738
After scouring the Internet
and finding nothing
277
00:11:09,771 --> 00:11:12,708
but entry-level,
minimum-wage weekend jobs,
278
00:11:12,741 --> 00:11:15,812
I finally found something
that would fit my vibe.
279
00:11:15,845 --> 00:11:18,781
So, yeah, it's not
the most conventional job,
280
00:11:18,813 --> 00:11:21,416
but I'm getting paid
twenty-five dollars an hour
281
00:11:21,449 --> 00:11:23,619
to be living, breathing art.
282
00:11:23,653 --> 00:11:25,788
I'm practically napping
in a five-star hotel,
283
00:11:25,821 --> 00:11:28,825
which, T.B.H., is something
I'd totally do for free.
284
00:11:28,857 --> 00:11:30,492
I'm pretty much robbing them.
285
00:11:47,809 --> 00:11:49,277
It's Zoey.
286
00:11:49,310 --> 00:11:53,348
Um, hey, I'm gonna go put our names down
287
00:11:53,381 --> 00:11:54,349
at the oyster bar.
288
00:11:54,382 --> 00:11:56,618
All right. Uh,
289
00:11:56,651 --> 00:11:57,686
I'm gonna go find management
290
00:11:57,720 --> 00:11:59,789
and make a complaint about Box Girl
291
00:11:59,822 --> 00:12:03,592
- because that is bullshit.
- Yeah, it is.
292
00:12:03,625 --> 00:12:04,961
So, is there, like...
like, a secret hatch
293
00:12:04,994 --> 00:12:06,863
that you just... tsh...
drop out of, or how does that...
294
00:12:06,895 --> 00:12:09,031
Oh, whatever.
Can we rewind for a second?
295
00:12:09,064 --> 00:12:11,199
Are you, like, on a date right now?
296
00:12:11,232 --> 00:12:13,135
With our professor?
297
00:12:13,169 --> 00:12:17,840
I mean, first of all, hey!
298
00:12:17,872 --> 00:12:20,542
And, second of all...
299
00:12:20,576 --> 00:12:22,010
Look, it's not just a date, okay?
300
00:12:22,044 --> 00:12:23,513
We're kind of seeing each other.
301
00:12:25,313 --> 00:12:27,482
And she's not even
our professor anymore, so...
302
00:12:27,515 --> 00:12:29,818
But she's still a faculty member.
303
00:12:29,851 --> 00:12:31,853
Okay, look, can we not talk
about this right now?
304
00:12:31,886 --> 00:12:32,907
'Cause Paige is gonna start
305
00:12:32,931 --> 00:12:33,983
- wondering where I am...
- "Paige"? Wow.
306
00:12:34,008 --> 00:12:36,625
Are... Are you kidding?
You're on a first-name basis?
307
00:12:36,659 --> 00:12:38,193
Mm-hmm. Yes, I am,
308
00:12:38,226 --> 00:12:39,361
because it would be really weird
309
00:12:39,395 --> 00:12:40,996
to call her "Professor Hewson"
on a date.
310
00:12:41,029 --> 00:12:42,664
And what does she call you? Right?
311
00:12:42,698 --> 00:12:44,400
Like... "Nomi"?
312
00:12:44,433 --> 00:12:46,568
God, please, please
don't be weird about this.
313
00:12:46,601 --> 00:12:47,703
Please don't be weird about this.
314
00:12:47,736 --> 00:12:49,237
But it is a little weird!
315
00:12:49,270 --> 00:12:50,640
- It's a little bit weird?
- Mm-hmm.
316
00:12:50,673 --> 00:12:51,874
Is it a little bit weirder
317
00:12:51,906 --> 00:12:54,376
than you being paid to sit
in a box, like human veal,
318
00:12:54,409 --> 00:12:55,911
dressed like an anime character?
319
00:12:55,944 --> 00:12:57,246
Well, okay.
320
00:12:57,279 --> 00:13:00,283
I guess since it's
"real talk" time, I'll say it.
321
00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:03,318
What you're doing feels wrong.
322
00:13:03,351 --> 00:13:06,856
No, actually, it... it feels very wrong.
323
00:13:06,889 --> 00:13:09,826
Yeah, there she is!
324
00:13:09,858 --> 00:13:11,026
There's Judgmental Zoey.
325
00:13:11,059 --> 00:13:13,762
If it doesn't fit
in your little world view
326
00:13:13,795 --> 00:13:16,498
of what you think is okay,
you crap all over it.
327
00:13:16,531 --> 00:13:19,234
Well, if I'm so wrong,
then why is this some secret?
328
00:13:19,268 --> 00:13:21,003
I'm not doing this right now.
329
00:13:21,035 --> 00:13:23,271
Why? 'Cause you're doing our professor?
330
00:13:26,976 --> 00:13:28,878
It's kind of funny, isn't it?
331
00:13:28,910 --> 00:13:30,279
Hmm?
332
00:13:30,312 --> 00:13:33,216
It's actually the perfect job for you:
333
00:13:33,249 --> 00:13:37,887
doing nothing while looking
down on everybody else.
334
00:13:51,821 --> 00:13:54,770
Here's the weird thing
about human aquariums...
335
00:13:54,803 --> 00:13:56,438
Turns out you have a lot of time
336
00:13:56,472 --> 00:13:58,241
to think while you're inside one.
337
00:13:58,274 --> 00:14:01,476
And what I realized is that
I'd been acting pretty gross
338
00:14:01,510 --> 00:14:04,413
and stuck-up to my girls
about this whole work thing.
339
00:14:04,446 --> 00:14:08,117
And as much as I thought Nomi
was making some wrong decisions
340
00:14:08,150 --> 00:14:09,485
in her personal life,
341
00:14:09,518 --> 00:14:11,621
she was right about one thing...
342
00:14:11,654 --> 00:14:13,923
I was capable
of more than sitting in a box
343
00:14:13,956 --> 00:14:15,124
and looking pretty.
344
00:14:15,156 --> 00:14:17,893
Dude, it's so cold.
345
00:14:17,927 --> 00:14:19,128
Is it?
346
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:20,496
Your teeth are chattering.
347
00:14:20,529 --> 00:14:21,630
No, this is arousal.
348
00:14:21,664 --> 00:14:22,999
This is what happens when I get aroused.
349
00:14:23,031 --> 00:14:24,099
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.
350
00:14:24,132 --> 00:14:26,802
Um, I'm gonna do some recon,
get the blanket down,
351
00:14:26,836 --> 00:14:28,004
blood flowing, mood going.
352
00:14:28,036 --> 00:14:28,937
All right.
353
00:14:28,971 --> 00:14:31,774
Hold on. Okay.
354
00:14:34,709 --> 00:14:36,077
How is it?
355
00:14:36,111 --> 00:14:38,347
Uh, it's good, you know.
356
00:14:38,380 --> 00:14:40,448
Um, I mean, well, it's not much better.
357
00:14:40,481 --> 00:14:42,485
Okay, is the blanket down?
Because I'm coming in.
358
00:14:42,518 --> 00:14:43,986
Ana, hold up. Please.
359
00:14:44,019 --> 00:14:45,354
Okay. All right. What's up?
360
00:14:45,386 --> 00:14:48,023
What? Is something dead in there?!
361
00:14:48,057 --> 00:14:49,526
Yeah, romance.
362
00:14:50,726 --> 00:14:52,160
What are we doing?
363
00:14:52,193 --> 00:14:54,963
What are you talking about?
We're becoming real Titans.
364
00:14:54,996 --> 00:14:55,931
Yeah, but why?
365
00:14:55,965 --> 00:15:00,335
- Because it's fun?
- Is it?
366
00:15:00,369 --> 00:15:04,040
Well, no. So far, it's not.
367
00:15:04,073 --> 00:15:06,775
I don't know.
I just don't think that we...
368
00:15:06,808 --> 00:15:08,544
we should or that we have to.
369
00:15:08,577 --> 00:15:11,313
Do you not want to do it?
370
00:15:11,347 --> 00:15:14,382
Or do you just not want
to do it with me?
371
00:15:14,415 --> 00:15:17,886
What? No. I want to do it a lot,
372
00:15:17,919 --> 00:15:19,020
uh, with you everywhere.
373
00:15:19,053 --> 00:15:20,722
It's just, this place is a little...
374
00:15:20,755 --> 00:15:21,823
I don't know... beneath us.
375
00:15:21,856 --> 00:15:24,327
Beneath you, anyway.
376
00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:26,962
I'm sorry, but that is the nicest thing
377
00:15:26,996 --> 00:15:28,898
anyone has ever said to me...
378
00:15:28,930 --> 00:15:31,166
about public sex.
379
00:15:31,199 --> 00:15:33,401
Right.
380
00:15:33,434 --> 00:15:35,871
So, you want to get out of here?
381
00:15:35,904 --> 00:15:37,973
- Yeah.
- All right.
382
00:15:38,006 --> 00:15:40,409
You wanna get something to eat, then?
383
00:15:40,442 --> 00:15:44,046
Huh? No, I thought we could still,
384
00:15:44,078 --> 00:15:45,481
you know, do nasty stuff.
385
00:15:45,514 --> 00:15:46,883
Just wanna do it in a warm bed
386
00:15:46,915 --> 00:15:48,550
that doesn't smell like
bad decisions, you know?
387
00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:50,953
Oh, then we're definitely
just going to my room, then.
388
00:15:52,888 --> 00:15:54,390
What does that mean?
389
00:15:58,226 --> 00:16:00,996
So, I tried the job board again,
390
00:16:01,029 --> 00:16:02,899
and, as tempting as selling my eggs is,
391
00:16:02,932 --> 00:16:04,600
I needed to sell something
that wouldn't lead
392
00:16:04,632 --> 00:16:07,669
to a possible knock on my door
in eighteen years.
393
00:16:07,702 --> 00:16:10,539
Hey. Got you something.
394
00:16:10,572 --> 00:16:12,607
Most of these are used.
395
00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:15,010
Oh, no, I can promise you
they've never been used.
396
00:16:15,044 --> 00:16:17,746
Okay.
397
00:16:17,779 --> 00:16:22,851
Here's, uh, $38 for your troubles.
398
00:16:22,885 --> 00:16:25,288
What?! No! No, this is so not cool.
399
00:16:25,321 --> 00:16:26,856
What can I buy with this?
A carton of milk?
400
00:16:26,889 --> 00:16:28,090
I need more money.
401
00:16:28,122 --> 00:16:29,457
We're hiring.
402
00:16:29,491 --> 00:16:30,592
Ew.
403
00:16:32,794 --> 00:16:34,863
I was trying to give you the hook-up,
404
00:16:34,896 --> 00:16:38,967
but I see you're on your
little bougie tip, so... yeah.
405
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,702
I'm sorry. I...
That came off the wrong way.
406
00:16:40,736 --> 00:16:41,803
I didn't mean it like that.
407
00:16:41,837 --> 00:16:43,371
You did.
408
00:16:43,404 --> 00:16:46,708
Look, I'm not just here
to be stacking books.
409
00:16:46,741 --> 00:16:49,111
I'm studying the ins and outs
of running a business.
410
00:16:49,144 --> 00:16:51,547
Okay, but I'm not trying
to run a bookstore.
411
00:16:51,579 --> 00:16:52,981
I'm trying to run the fashion world,
412
00:16:53,015 --> 00:16:54,317
and... I don't know...
this just doesn't seem like
413
00:16:54,350 --> 00:16:55,885
the path to fashion greatness.
414
00:16:55,918 --> 00:16:59,422
Zoey, you're taking
a shortcut to the end game,
415
00:16:59,454 --> 00:17:01,790
but you're skipping your opening move.
416
00:17:01,823 --> 00:17:03,058
Okay, not true.
417
00:17:03,092 --> 00:17:04,893
I got a job at a great boutique,
418
00:17:04,927 --> 00:17:06,428
and, legit, all they wanted me to do
419
00:17:06,461 --> 00:17:08,997
was fold and refold
already-folded shirts.
420
00:17:09,031 --> 00:17:10,933
Great. Then you should
have folded the shit
421
00:17:10,966 --> 00:17:12,068
out of the T-shirts.
422
00:17:12,101 --> 00:17:14,570
But I saw the opportunity
to do something better.
423
00:17:14,602 --> 00:17:16,171
But that wasn't your job.
424
00:17:16,205 --> 00:17:19,574
Maybe if you would've done
your job and worked hard,
425
00:17:19,608 --> 00:17:20,842
they would've noticed,
426
00:17:20,876 --> 00:17:22,144
and you would have got an opportunity
427
00:17:22,177 --> 00:17:23,779
to do something doper.
428
00:17:23,812 --> 00:17:25,448
Building blocks to greatness...
429
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:28,483
patience and work ethic, B.
430
00:17:31,820 --> 00:17:33,489
Do they sell those here?
431
00:17:33,522 --> 00:17:37,159
I got thirty-eight dollars.
432
00:17:37,191 --> 00:17:38,326
Mm.
433
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:40,295
Yeah, beds are better.
434
00:17:40,329 --> 00:17:42,264
Hot take on beds: They are dope.
435
00:17:42,296 --> 00:17:45,034
For sure.
436
00:17:45,066 --> 00:17:49,371
Um, so, any regrets about last night?
437
00:17:49,405 --> 00:17:50,606
None.
438
00:17:50,639 --> 00:17:52,975
I mean, it would have been cool
439
00:17:53,007 --> 00:17:56,044
to etch our initials on the
Shield's wall of fame, but...
440
00:17:56,078 --> 00:17:57,113
- Yeah.
- ...it's okay.
441
00:17:57,146 --> 00:17:58,981
I'll get over it.
442
00:18:04,152 --> 00:18:05,520
What are you doing?
443
00:18:08,857 --> 00:18:10,192
There.
444
00:18:10,225 --> 00:18:11,694
Now we have our own wall of fame.
445
00:18:11,726 --> 00:18:13,896
There you go.
446
00:18:13,928 --> 00:18:17,132
Dude, did you just write on my lamp?
447
00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:20,202
Yeah. It's, uh, the lamp of fame now.
448
00:18:20,235 --> 00:18:21,871
"Double A."
449
00:18:23,072 --> 00:18:24,707
That could be our nickname.
450
00:18:24,739 --> 00:18:26,808
You know, like Kim-ye or Bey-Z.
451
00:18:26,842 --> 00:18:29,477
- Aww.
- Mm-hmm.
452
00:18:29,511 --> 00:18:32,181
- All good couples have one.
- Mm-hmm.
453
00:18:42,224 --> 00:18:46,095
I realized I'd spent so long
trying to find the right job
454
00:18:46,128 --> 00:18:48,997
to fit my vibe, but what
I should have been doing
455
00:18:49,031 --> 00:18:51,367
was finding the right attitude
to fit the job.
456
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:52,435
- Excuse me?
- Yeah?
457
00:18:52,467 --> 00:18:53,701
Do you know where I can find a copy
458
00:18:53,735 --> 00:18:55,504
of "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"?
459
00:18:55,536 --> 00:18:57,038
That would be in fiction.
460
00:18:57,072 --> 00:18:59,007
But we also have the Blu-ray up front
461
00:18:59,041 --> 00:19:01,677
if you're anything like me
and lukewarm on reading.
462
00:19:01,709 --> 00:19:02,944
Oh!
463
00:19:02,977 --> 00:19:05,448
We have a sale on the "Keeping
it Tight-ans" tank tops.
464
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:06,681
If you were to cut the collar
465
00:19:06,715 --> 00:19:08,284
and, like, knot
the extra fabric in the back,
466
00:19:08,316 --> 00:19:09,784
it'd look so cute on you.
467
00:19:09,817 --> 00:19:11,853
Thanks!
468
00:19:11,887 --> 00:19:13,121
Yeah. Over there.
469
00:19:16,124 --> 00:19:18,626
It wasn't the glam job I was hoping for,
470
00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:20,428
but it was the job I needed.
471
00:19:20,461 --> 00:19:24,199
Maybe taking an entry-level job
seriously and excelling at it
472
00:19:24,233 --> 00:19:26,135
was my path to greatness.
473
00:19:43,651 --> 00:19:46,255
Ever heard of
the "Cal U Shield Challenge"?
474
00:19:46,287 --> 00:19:47,823
You're not a Titan 'til you've taken it!
475
00:19:47,855 --> 00:19:50,159
Nah. Hard pass.
476
00:19:50,191 --> 00:19:52,495
Hey, Queen. You interested
in becoming a Cal U legend?
477
00:19:52,527 --> 00:19:54,263
- With you?
- It's fine.
478
00:19:54,295 --> 00:19:56,131
Just let history forget about you.
479
00:20:01,335 --> 00:20:03,505
Are you trying to smash in there?
480
00:20:03,538 --> 00:20:05,240
Are you offering?
481
00:20:05,274 --> 00:20:07,075
Are you on the basketball team?
482
00:20:07,109 --> 00:20:08,644
Yes.
483
00:20:08,677 --> 00:20:10,346
Yes, I am.
484
00:20:14,182 --> 00:20:16,151
We goin' to Benihana!
485
00:20:16,175 --> 00:20:18,075
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