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There's nothing like watching
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the meteoric rise of
a superstar college athlete.
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Kansas is up by 2
with seconds remaining.
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Cal U has the ball.
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Pass to Mooney just over half court.
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Pulls up and hoists a 3.
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It's good! Cal U wins!
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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Whoa! Yes!
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Cash Mooney! Cash Mooney!
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- Dean Parker eats wieners!
- Who said that?
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Julie, was that you?
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There's also nothing like watching
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the meteoric rise of a true romance.
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That is your bae!
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Cash and I had been together
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for that perfect amount of time
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for everyone on campus
to get wonderfully jealous.
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Things were going amazingly.
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That is until he put
my virginity on blast.
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I'm gonna be famous for this.
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And also for his murder.
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♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ Learn something new every day ♪
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♪ I don't know, so I'ma feel my way ♪
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♪ Got the weight of the world on me ♪
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♪ But no regrets, this is what I say ♪
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♪ Watch out world, I'm grown now ♪
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- ♪ I'm grown ♪
- ♪ You can tell me ♪
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♪ My heart beating so loud ♪
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♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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Cash, what the hell?
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How could you put my business
out there like that?
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I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.
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I screwed up,
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but I immediately deleted it.
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It had 130,000 views.
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Look, it was stupid, and I overreacted,
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but they were coming at you.
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So what?
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I told you something between you and I,
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and now I'm a hashtag.
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I feel awful.
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You should.
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You know what? I can't even
look at you right now.
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I got to go. Zoey, hold up.
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Yo, Cash, what's up, my boy?
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- What's up, man?
- What's good, yo?
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Ha, my boy.
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Oh, hey.
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- Any chance Zoey's around?
- No.
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She's where she always is...
on the Mooney train!
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Damn it, I worked on that all day.
It's still not great.
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Okay, well, I'm just gonna
head back to my dorm
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and take a pill I found
in the armrest of a Lyft.
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- Nomi.
- Yeah?
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Okay, look, I know I'm not
all emotionally available
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or able to experience empathy like Zoey,
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but I can pretend to give a shit
for a few minutes.
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Well...
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Okay.
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You know that guy David I was dating?
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Uh-huh.
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I finally broke it off with him.
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Why?
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Well, everything was going fine,
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but once I found out
he was bisexual like me,
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Bro!
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I don't know. Something just changed.
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I started to see him differently.
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No matter how hard I tried
to get it out of my head...
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I just couldn't.
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Yeah.
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It was all me.
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He totally didn't do anything wrong.
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Ana, are you listening to me?
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No.
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Not even a little bit.
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Really, dude?
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Words.
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They mean stuff.
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But in digital marketing,
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they can be the difference of
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whether or not your message
connects to your audience.
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Like connecting with a bitchy client,
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a deaf upstairs neighbor,
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or even a beloved stepbrother
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who's doing a dime up in Pelican Bay
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for trying to abduct Robert Downey Jr.
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I was still pretty upset,
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and not just about what passed
for education at this school.
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I wasn't sure
what I should do about Cash.
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Cut that [Bleep] loose.
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Boy, bye.
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What he did to you was inexcusable.
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Do you really want to be with some dude
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who goes off on Instagram like that
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when he gets all in his little feelings.
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That's some Blac Chyna
and Rob Kardashian shit.
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- Mm.
- Right?
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I tell him about my virginity,
and he blasts it?
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I'm like, "Dude, are you slow?"
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Well, I mean, he is an athlete, so...
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No offense, guys.
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Nothing but offense taken.
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I don't know why you guys
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are going in on my boy so hard.
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Cash is your boy?
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You know he's not.
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But I need him to come
to my birthday party.
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Oh, so you're just trying
to smash some Cash groupies
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at my expense?
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Zoey, I'm telling you this as a friend.
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You should absolutely bounce this dude.
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After my party.
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Dude can't even handle
some random Instagram trolls,
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and if he gets to the NBA,
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it's only gonna get worse.
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Cut that [Bleep] loose!
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Damn.
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My friends are right.
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Cash violated my trust
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and played me in front of the world.
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I need to cash out.
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Dude, who are you texting?
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It's Jazz.
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Everyone's blowing me up
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about this stupid virgin thing Cash did.
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I mean, Vivek's got an over/under
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on who's gonna be my first.
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Ana's trying to get me
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to start a promise keeper circle
with her.
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And Sky and Jazz,
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they're gonna sign me up
for Sugar Babies.
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And why do you care
what everyone else thinks?
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Oh, I don't know,
because it's embarrassing.
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That's... Most chicks dating athletes
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have to worry about STDs,
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side chicks, paternity tests,
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and you're worrying about him
calling you a virgin?
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Irrelevant.
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It still doesn't make what he did okay.
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And there we go...
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perfect Zoey running around
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worrying about what makes
everything "okay."
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Fall back. Get over yourself, bro.
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I don't know why I deal with you.
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Well, I don't know why I deal with you.
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You're stressing out over some BS
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on this little campus.
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Meanwhile, your man is having
a full family crisis,
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and the whole world's talking about it.
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What in the world are you talking about?
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You don't know about his pops?
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Wow, that's crazy.
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I don't even follow sports,
and I know about that.
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- Just tell me.
- Okay.
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His dad is all over the news
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because he was auctioning off
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all of his old high school swag.
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I had every right to be pissed at Cash.
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Cash!
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But there's nothing worse
than being mad at a person
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who's in a bad place.
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What was I supposed to do?
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Dude, I just heard. Are you okay?
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Never been better.
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Cash, I'm sorry
that we've been arguing...
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Look, Zoey, I just can't
deal with this right now.
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I've got to go handle this.
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Okay, look, I'm going with you.
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You don't even know where I'm going.
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Look, Cash, I'm not doing this
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because I'm not still mad at you,
which I am.
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I'm doing this
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because it's the right thing to do.
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I hate awkward silence,
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but I'm great at it.
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Maybe the best that ever did it.
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So you want to be grown
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and miss your curfew, huh, little girl?
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Well, this is it!
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No computer, no cellphone, no nothing!
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Oh, you're not gonna blink?
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You not gonna blink when I yell at you?!
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Okay.
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Hey, Zo-Zo.
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You want something from the kitchen?
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Snacks? La Croix?
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We got some edamame.
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Okay.
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Love you.
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Your hair smells good.
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I, uh...
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Just, uh... Just take it all.
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You know, Daddy's baby girl
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could always use some pocket change.
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Okay.
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It's not a game I like,
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but when I play it, I play to win.
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So, you're just not gonna talk?
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Cool.
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♪ This feelin' that I'm feelin'
is the realest sensation ♪
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♪ This love we make ♪
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♪ I don't wanna wait too long ♪
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♪ Wake me up, ready for love ♪
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♪ Can't hide how you're cravin' me ♪
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- Oh.
- ♪ Not quite love ♪
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- He's good.
- ♪ We'll get there soon enough ♪
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♪ Some secrets I wanna keep ♪
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♪ But I know we're right
in the sweet spot ♪
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I didn't do it by accident.
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♪ But I know I don't
wanna show my cards ♪
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What?
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♪ Baby, it's just me but I don't think ♪
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The virgin thing.
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I didn't do it by accident.
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♪ I'm the only one
with a skip in my heart ♪
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Don't get me wrong,
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you're my girl and dude got me hot.
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I knew what I was typing.
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You being a virgin is good for my brand.
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♪ Ooh, and I love right where we are ♪
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Hold on. Did you just say your brand?
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I... You know what, stop the car.
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What?
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Stop the goddamn car and let me out,
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or I'm calling the police!
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See how good that is for your brand.
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Zoey, can you just wai...
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Zoey.
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- Zoey, look.
- I'm calling a Lyft.
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Zoey, look.
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I know this is something
you don't want to hear,
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but you fit inside what I want to be.
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Yes, you're amazing,
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and you believed in me
before all this started.
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But you're also good on paper.
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Oh, wow, so you want me
to get you beat up.
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I'm serious.
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You're pretty, you're smart.
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You come from a good family.
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But then you add the virgin thing.
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Oh, my God.
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Look, I come from nowhere.
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The bottom.
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You want to know where we're going?
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We're going to buy my state
champion ring back from my father
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before he sell it for dope
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or whatever the hell
he's doing these days.
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You got to understand.
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I never thought I'd have a shot
with someone like you.
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♪ I've been tryin' hard to be someone ♪
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♪ Even though
there's no need to pretend ♪
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♪ It's even harder
when you need the one ♪
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♪ To open up and make amends ♪
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I like that you said it.
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♪ You've been tryin'
not to need someone ♪
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What?
271
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♪ But you'll always be alone
in the end ♪
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About my virginity.
273
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It wasn't your business
to put out there,
274
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but... I like that you stood up for me.
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- So, I did a good thing?
- No.
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♪ I'll find a way
to make you understand ♪
277
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But if I'm being honest,
278
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it made me feel special.
279
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Being with you makes me feel special.
280
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But you are special.
281
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Yeah, I know,
and I've always been popular,
282
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but come on, Cash,
you're a whole other level.
283
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I mean, you may end up
being the number-one pick,
284
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and... and the fact that
you chose me to be your girl
285
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when you probably could've
chosen anybody else
286
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even though it would've been
a mistake, you know?
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♪ Just say it again ♪
288
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Hold on, I-I have a question.
289
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Would you want to be with me
if I wasn't a virgin?
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Honestly?
291
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Yes, honestly, Cash.
292
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Would you want to be with me
293
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if I didn't fit into your brand?
294
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I-I-I don't know.
295
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- Wow.
- What?
296
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You said be honest.
297
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Would you want to be with me
298
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if I wasn't gonna be
the number-one pick?
299
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I like you,
300
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but would I want to put up
301
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with all the rumors I have to hear
302
00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:09,981
about you with other girls?
303
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Would I want to put up
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with you needing a tutor
in every single class
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and only seeing you an hour a day?
306
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I don't know.
307
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You being the man
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is, I guess, part of
what I like about you.
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Yeah.
310
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I bet it is.
311
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Why didn't I just do Macaroni Grill?
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Yo, what is happening here?
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I've never seen this place so empty.
314
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And I know it's Vivek's birthday,
315
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but it's still open
to the public, right?
316
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What's wrong with you? Hmm?
317
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Big Dave and I broke up.
318
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Oh!
319
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'Cause he's gay?
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No, he's bi.
321
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Look, in my opinion,
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if a guy's willing to go
that far with another guy,
323
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that means something in him
324
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really wants to go that far with a guy.
325
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What?
326
00:14:12,389 --> 00:14:13,721
No, no, no. Okay, look.
327
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Sexuality is a spectrum.
328
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Right. That's what I'm telling you.
329
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In which, the penis is
at one end of the spectrum.
330
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Whatever.
331
00:14:22,065 --> 00:14:23,598
How is it that a black dude
who wears crocs
332
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can be this closed-minded?
333
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Okay, whatever.
334
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You're the... the bi girl
335
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who decided to break up
with Big bi Dave.
336
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Is that your dad?
337
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Yeah.
338
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Where... Where'd you get the money from?
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I'll be right back.
340
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Oh, my God.
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Hey.
342
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You got a second?
343
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Okay.
344
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So, things were going good
between us, and then...
345
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Why do I feel like you're re-dumping me?
346
00:15:50,551 --> 00:15:53,552
No, I feel like you deserve
to know the truth.
347
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:58,023
It kind of freaked me out
that you've been with guys.
348
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Hold on, what?
349
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Didn't I meet you
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while you were on a date with a girl?
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- I know.
- Yeah.
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00:16:05,766 --> 00:16:08,066
Okay, I know that
I'm supposed to be, like,
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a part of the movement...
354
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- Yeah...
- but I can't help feeling like
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it's different for guys and girls.
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Like, okay, if you see two girls in bed,
357
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- it's not a big deal.
- Mm.
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But if you see two guys in bed,
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it's weird, you know?
360
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It's like, "Where's the other bed?"
361
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- Yeah.
- Two guys kissing is not hot.
362
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I disagree. I think it's very hot.
363
00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:34,892
Yes, but it's comments like that
that got us here, Dave.
364
00:16:36,498 --> 00:16:39,997
Look, I know that I'm a hypocrite,
365
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but I can't help how I feel.
366
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I just feel like
if you're into guys, too,
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then how can I ever be enough for you?
368
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That's not about me being bisexual.
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That's about you being insecure.
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Oh, now you show up.
371
00:17:05,056 --> 00:17:06,388
You missed the whole party.
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I'm so sorry.
373
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I had the craziest day today.
374
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Let me guess... it involved Cash.
375
00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:13,395
Yeah.
376
00:17:13,431 --> 00:17:14,563
It did, actually.
377
00:17:14,599 --> 00:17:15,631
We weren't guessing.
378
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We knew it involved Cash.
379
00:17:16,701 --> 00:17:19,102
Everything with you involves Cash.
380
00:17:19,137 --> 00:17:20,737
Guys, I said I was sorry.
381
00:17:20,772 --> 00:17:23,105
It's not like I meant to miss this.
382
00:17:23,140 --> 00:17:24,373
To be clear, just a minute ago,
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this place was jumping.
384
00:17:27,345 --> 00:17:30,479
Okay, so, what's your guys' problem?
385
00:17:30,514 --> 00:17:33,349
Our problem is that your boy is a clown.
386
00:17:33,384 --> 00:17:35,220
I think he's more like a bum.
387
00:17:35,247 --> 00:17:37,327
Your dude's probably not
gonna make it to the league.
388
00:17:37,352 --> 00:17:39,221
And if he does, you know
he's just gonna drop you.
389
00:17:39,256 --> 00:17:41,056
That is without a doubt.
That's, like, a fact.
390
00:17:41,091 --> 00:17:42,190
No offense.
391
00:17:42,226 --> 00:17:43,491
He probably dropped you already,
392
00:17:43,526 --> 00:17:45,326
- and you don't even know it.
- Yeah.
393
00:17:45,362 --> 00:17:46,995
- I know he got hos.
- Whoa!
394
00:17:47,030 --> 00:17:49,330
Zoey, we're just tired of you
being all up under this dude
395
00:17:49,366 --> 00:17:51,199
like you're some weak-ass
little pata sucia.
396
00:17:51,235 --> 00:17:52,667
Okay, excuse me?
397
00:17:54,171 --> 00:17:56,704
So, right about here,
398
00:17:56,740 --> 00:17:59,006
well, this is where I blacked out.
399
00:17:59,041 --> 00:18:01,809
I'm not quite sure what I said,
400
00:18:01,844 --> 00:18:04,211
but I think I told Jazz and Sky
401
00:18:04,247 --> 00:18:06,981
there were only three people
making a living off track
402
00:18:07,016 --> 00:18:08,583
on the entire planet,
403
00:18:08,618 --> 00:18:10,251
and they're all Usain Bolt.
404
00:18:10,287 --> 00:18:11,652
This bitch.
405
00:18:11,687 --> 00:18:13,720
And I might have called out Ana
406
00:18:13,756 --> 00:18:15,256
about her fake accent
407
00:18:15,291 --> 00:18:18,492
and asked her if she was in
the witness protection program.
408
00:18:18,527 --> 00:18:21,228
Her response made me think she might be.
409
00:18:21,264 --> 00:18:24,031
And where do you think you're going?
410
00:18:24,066 --> 00:18:26,125
Look, I said no offense, okay?
411
00:18:26,150 --> 00:18:27,838
Aren't you older than us?
412
00:18:27,870 --> 00:18:30,076
Like, w-where are your friends?
413
00:18:30,105 --> 00:18:31,438
Because you always come around us
414
00:18:31,473 --> 00:18:32,839
and act like you know everything,
415
00:18:32,874 --> 00:18:34,018
but if you know everything,
416
00:18:34,043 --> 00:18:36,242
get out of my freshman math class.
417
00:18:36,278 --> 00:18:39,579
Apparently, I really took
my time on Aaron.
418
00:18:39,615 --> 00:18:41,515
I won't get into the specifics,
419
00:18:41,550 --> 00:18:44,250
but I did later
have to buy him a spa day.
420
00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:47,320
Sorry.
421
00:18:47,355 --> 00:18:50,056
Sorry, Zoey, it's just
we're your friends.
422
00:18:51,526 --> 00:18:52,826
We're just trying to look out for you.
423
00:18:52,861 --> 00:18:54,093
Yeah. I got it.
424
00:18:54,129 --> 00:18:56,696
But you guys don't know Cash,
425
00:18:56,731 --> 00:18:59,632
and until tonight, neither did I.
426
00:19:04,672 --> 00:19:07,540
Oh, um, and Vivek.
427
00:19:07,575 --> 00:19:09,007
Oh, please, I can't handle it.
428
00:19:09,043 --> 00:19:10,443
I've had a devastating night.
429
00:19:10,478 --> 00:19:12,411
I was just gonna say happy birthday.
430
00:19:12,447 --> 00:19:14,347
I have a shirt for you in my room.
431
00:19:15,717 --> 00:19:18,483
It's a size you should be wearing.
432
00:19:19,586 --> 00:19:21,883
- What's wrong with my shirt?
- Mm.
433
00:19:23,723 --> 00:19:25,136
Hey, you.
434
00:19:27,029 --> 00:19:28,494
Where are you going?
435
00:19:28,564 --> 00:19:31,632
Yo. Uh, I was going to look for you.
436
00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:33,033
I want to talk to you.
437
00:19:35,537 --> 00:19:36,615
Look, uh, I feel like
438
00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:38,171
a lot of things were said tonight,
439
00:19:38,206 --> 00:19:40,540
and I don't want you
to walk away thinking
440
00:19:40,576 --> 00:19:43,708
that all I'm into
is just you being a virgin.
441
00:19:43,742 --> 00:19:45,776
Oh, God, I'm so glad you said something,
442
00:19:45,805 --> 00:19:47,571
because I don't want you to think
443
00:19:47,607 --> 00:19:49,339
that the only reason I'm into you
444
00:19:49,375 --> 00:19:51,341
is because you're a basketball player.
445
00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:55,645
Zoey...
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00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:56,947
if you ask me to give you
447
00:19:56,982 --> 00:19:59,482
all the reasons why I like you,
448
00:19:59,518 --> 00:20:02,386
I don't know that I'd have enough
time in my life to tell you.
449
00:20:02,421 --> 00:20:03,987
But what I can tell you is,
450
00:20:04,023 --> 00:20:06,390
when I'm with you,
451
00:20:06,425 --> 00:20:09,826
I feel more like me
than when I'm anywhere else.
452
00:20:09,861 --> 00:20:12,194
I feel the exact same way.
453
00:20:12,230 --> 00:20:13,763
I mean, there's something about you
454
00:20:13,799 --> 00:20:15,064
that just feels so right.
455
00:20:15,099 --> 00:20:17,166
Even the things I hate about you,
456
00:20:17,201 --> 00:20:19,669
I still kind of like.
457
00:20:19,704 --> 00:20:22,906
Well, then, it's me and you
versus everybody else.
458
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Deal.
459
00:20:25,009 --> 00:20:27,143
Deal.
460
00:20:27,178 --> 00:20:29,912
And as much as I hated you
being honest with me...
461
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I need you to keep doing it.
462
00:20:33,183 --> 00:20:35,317
I will, and I need you, too.
463
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