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I'm sorry. Do you know
where the library is?
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Hey, you guys go on ahead, okay?
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- ZOEY: For those of you who don't know,
- I'm Zoey.
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- this is Cash Mooney.
- I'm Cash.
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Cal U student, my ex-boyfriend...
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[Camera shutter clicking]
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...superstar basketball player...
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and the dude who was
responsible for creating
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one of the biggest uproars
in Cal U history.
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♪ Stare out the window ♪
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And I'm not talking about
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the time he posted about my virginity.
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♪ Jaded, I'm waiting ♪
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Cash, what the hell?!
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How could you put my business
out there like that?
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I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.
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- [Record needle scratches]
- Wait, I should
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probably break this down.
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♪ Reel it in, I got the bag ♪
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Like most college stories,
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it started with a party.
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♪ ...I'm the new CNN ♪
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♪ Yeah, reel it in ♪
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♪ I got the bag, tell her friend ♪
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♪ She got some... bring it in ♪
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♪ ...I'm the new CNN ♪
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- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ Drippin' ♪
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♪ Rollie got the tick tock missing ♪
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♪ It's pimpin' ♪
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♪ Broke... got me livid ♪
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♪ You Jordan, I'm Pippen ♪
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♪ I'm Kobe, I'm never gon'
dish it, or miss it ♪
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But the night really became
interesting when Cash
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came through, and, of course,
he was celebrated like
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only a future first-round NBA
draft pick could be.
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[Camera shutter clicks]
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So, he met a girl...
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♪ She got some... bring it in ♪
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- ♪ ...I'm the new CNN ♪
- ...they shared some drinks..
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- ♪ Reel it in ♪
- ...and they shared a lot more drinks.
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♪ She got some... bring it in ♪
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♪ ...I'm the new CNN ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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♪♪
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And then they shared a night.
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The next morning, she shared
the story with her friend.
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- Oh, my God.
- Hi.
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It happened. Cash and I hooked up.
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Oh, no!
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Uh, uh, give me the deets.
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Was it legendary, epic?
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Uh, yeah.
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I... I think. Who cares?
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It was Cash Mooney.
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Cash Mooney.
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Yeah, I swear to God.
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She said they were faded.
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Bad luck for dude, though, and the team.
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Totally blacked out, like,
completely unconscious.
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- Dude's a monster.
- He's disgusting.
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Oh, my God. Did you
guys hear about Cash Mooney?
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- Yeah, that's crazy.
- Man, that's whack.
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So, a bad game of telephone mixed with
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our current sociopolitical climate
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threw our university into an uproar.
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When, as a result, a new policy
was implemented campus-wide.
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[Indistinct chatter]
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♪♪
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What the hell's
Enthusiastic Sober Consent?
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♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ Learn something new every day ♪
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♪ I don't know, so I'm-a feel my way ♪
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♪ Got the weight of the world on me ♪
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♪ But no regrets, this is what I say ♪
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♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪
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- ♪ I'm grown ♪
- ♪ You can tell me ♪
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♪ My heart beating so loud ♪
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♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
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♪♪
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[Groans] Looks like your boy
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really messed up on this one.
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He didn't mess up.
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And he's not her boy.
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Look, did you even read the article?
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I mean, the girl who hooked up with Cash
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said it was a huge misunderstanding
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and that they're cool.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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I just wanted to check in.
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This is all so crazy.
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Yeah, I know.
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Look, I'm so sorry
if I misread the situation.
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You didn't.
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To be clear, I mean, we had some drinks,
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but that night was
completely consensual.
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So, how did this all blow up?
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I mean, I had a conversation
with my friend.
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He got things twisted,
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and then it all got out of control.
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This is such a nightmare.
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Yeah, it... it is.
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Again, I'm really sorry.
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Well, I'm glad they're cool,
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because the rest of
the school is screwed.
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I mean, this whole
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Enthusiastic Sober Consent thing
is some bull.
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What does Enthusiastic Sober
Consent even mean?
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Mutual, voluntary consent,
communicated clearly before
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and during any sexual activity.
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It basically means
that when you're hooking up,
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you have to ask for permission
every stage of the game.
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Like, "Oh, can I kiss you?
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Can I rub you? Can I touch your boobs?"
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It's too much.
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Okay, first off, it's "May I?"
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Nothing's a bigger
bonerkiller than bad grammar.
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Except maybe correcting bad grammar.
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Can I finish?
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I don't know.
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May you finish?
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Okay, look, nobody's gonna be finishing
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with this massively unsexy policy.
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Isn't it just about safety, though?
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I mean, first day of freshman year,
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we had the seminar
about protecting ourselves
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against sexual assault, and even, like,
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think about our group dynamics.
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We have the buddy system.
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We never leave our drinks unattended.
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Why is that? I think this policy's just
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an extension of that,
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and I don't see what the problem is.
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Really? You don't get
how unsexy it is to stop
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and double check between
hand and mouth stuff?
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I get how unsexy it is
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hearing you talk about
hand and mouth stuff.
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Can we forget about how not-sexy
something is for a second?
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I mean, women are
and continue to be assaulted
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on campuses everywhere,
and just because it wasn't
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the case this one time
between Cash and the girl
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doesn't mean it's not
happening constantly.
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Absolutely. And I for one think
consent can be pretty sexy.
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[Speaking Spanish]
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I don't know what you just said,
but whatever it was,
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it's an enthusiastic "hell yes."
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ZOEY: So, then that means
you're in on the policy.
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- Hell no.
- I, uh, I think
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I'm with Vivek on this one.
I mean, it's gonna decimate
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our entire college experience.
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We came here to meet new people,
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get trashed with them,
and then have sex with them.
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- Yes.
- Bingo.
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Well, the university would just prefer
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if you do those things one at a time.
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It's supposed to help us have
positive sexual experiences.
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What is more positive
than drunk and sloppy sex?
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Church? Get on board.
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- Amen.
- Whatever. I don't need...
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I don't need the school telling
me how to behave when I drink.
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- Well, some people do.
- Yeah, like creepy-ass Cash.
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No, I'm talking about Ana.
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You just gonna let her
call you out like that?
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I do get sloppy.
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Why you keep playing
games with me, Burt?
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Where are we going?
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We're just gonna get some fresh air.
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No! I don't need fresh air.
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[Breathing shakily]
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Chloe?
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Ms. Torres, I'd really just like to get
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my chicken strips, please.
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Whatever. I feel safer with
this policy in place.
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Yeah, me too. I feel like it's gonna
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be a really good thing.
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Well, I mean, yeah, of course you do,
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because it's designed
to protect you, not me.
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Okay, Aaron. You know that this policy
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is not meant to keep the man down.
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It's meant to protect all students.
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How? I don't see dudes
out here getting assaulted.
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False.
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I know some dudes that
have been assaulted.
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By women?
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Hmm? [Scoffs]
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Nah, that's ridiculous.
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Uh, not really.
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It's actually a lot more
common than you think.
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Yeah, like poor Wade.
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Who is Wade?
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Just one of my boys
who happened to be at a party
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one night and found himself
in a compromising
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sexual situation with two women.
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What? Dude, that's not an assault.
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That's called the dream
I had last night.
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- It's wonderful.
- No, man. I'm serious.
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It was at the end of the night.
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He was at a party, these two chicks
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are pressuring him to get down,
and he wasn't into it.
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But he didn't want to say no
and get called a punk,
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so he let them do mouth stuff to him.
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So I'm supposed
to run a charity 5k for your boy
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that got domed up by two chicks?
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Okay, let's be clear.
Vivek is out of his mind.
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We know that. But, devil's advocate,
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how is his homie's scenario
any different
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if the gender roles were reversed?
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Because women have
a huge physical disadvantage
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compared to guys.
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Yeah, and I highly doubt
that punk-ass Wade
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felt physically threatened by two girls.
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And this kind of talk is exactly why
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Wade felt he had to get domed up.
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No, this kind of talk is why
dude felt like he couldn't
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say anything in the first place,
and the fact that we're legit
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sitting here joking about it
is super problematic.
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Okay, fair, but how is
this policy even enforceable?
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I mean, who here's actually gonna
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stop drinking and hooking up?
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Well, I could see...
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Oh, wow, okay,
so the two biggest supporters
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of this thing aren't
even gonna follow it.
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You see, this is what I'm saying.
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Who is this even for?
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I'll tell you who... the university.
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If something goes down,
they want to be able
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to wash their hands of it
and say, "We had a rule."
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- Mm-hmm.
- Absolutely, as usual,
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the administration is
just covering its own ass.
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But honestly, who cares,
because if this policy
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stops one incident from happening,
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I'd say it's worth it.
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Well, dude doesn't have
to worry about that anymore.
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What are you talking about?
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Check the Shade Room.
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Cash is leaving school.
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♪♪
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What?
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♪♪
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Boom. How do you like
your policy now, Freshman?
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Huh?
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Mm, mm, mm.
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Poor little Cash.
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While my crew and I were trying to get
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our heads around Cal U's new
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Enthusiastic Sober Consent policy,
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a new problematic twist
in my ex-boyfriend Cash's
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story added to the confusion.
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Okay, so, it says that
Cash is leaving Cal U
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to play ball in Europe.
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He probably left because he wanted to.
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Or 'cause he looks mad Sus.
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Like, I don't know,
he can only get girls
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when they're, uh...
when they're super faded.
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Hold on, now, okay.
Some of us need a little alcohol
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to help with our game. All right?
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If Cal U won't let me drink
while I hit on a girl,
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I might as well transfer.
263
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I mean, you saw me
at the party that night.
264
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Hey, it's flu season.
265
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Have you ladies gotten your shots?
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♪ Run up on a... show 'em what I am ♪
267
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♪ Pull up in a Benz
with that laser sight ♪
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♪ Money all day, money all night ♪
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[Imitates siren]
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Somebody call wine-one-one?
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I could very clearly argue
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that alcohol hurts
your game tremendously.
273
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Like you never use booze
to help with the ladies.
274
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Unlike you, Vivek,
I don't need help, right?
275
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My game has just naturally evolved.
276
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I'm sorry I'm not evolved
enough to use the "ThotFax."
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I'm sorry. A "ThotFax"?
278
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You know, um, well... [Clears throat]
279
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...it's just like,
you know, you don't bring
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a car home unless you check the CarFax.
281
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You don't bring a girl home
unless you check the ThotFax.
282
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[Ding]
283
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Odd that you didn't just
call it the "GirlFax."
284
00:10:20,626 --> 00:10:22,546
- Yeah.
- Look, before I even go to a party,
285
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I've already got
my homies giving me Intel
286
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about which girls are at the party,
287
00:10:25,156 --> 00:10:26,822
so that way, by the time
I'm at said party,
288
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I'm just Robocopping the room.
289
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♪ I wanna rock, she wanna... ♪
290
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♪ Right now, I want some top ♪
291
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♪♪
292
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♪ I wanna rock, let's smoke dis ♪
293
00:10:38,703 --> 00:10:39,935
♪ She's so high right now ♪
294
00:10:39,970 --> 00:10:41,236
♪ I wanna rock ♪
295
00:10:41,271 --> 00:10:43,271
♪ I wanna, I wanna rock ♪
296
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♪ I wanna rock, I wanna rock right now ♪
297
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♪ Right now, right now ♪
298
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♪ I wanna rock ♪
299
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♪ I wanna rock right now,
right now, right now ♪
300
00:10:50,714 --> 00:10:54,348
♪ I wanna rock, she wanna suck on this ♪
301
00:10:54,383 --> 00:10:57,118
♪ I want some top ♪
302
00:10:57,153 --> 00:10:58,986
♪ Ay ♪
303
00:10:59,022 --> 00:11:01,555
♪ Look at this drip,
look at this sauce ♪
304
00:11:01,591 --> 00:11:04,331
♪ Look at her walk,
Gucci on me, oh, my gosh ♪
305
00:11:04,356 --> 00:11:06,190
Hmm, interesting.
306
00:11:06,215 --> 00:11:08,583
So Michelle Obama types are your thing.
307
00:11:08,608 --> 00:11:09,974
Not always.
308
00:11:09,999 --> 00:11:12,466
Now that is some
sexist bullshit right there.
309
00:11:12,501 --> 00:11:14,102
Girl, you know we do it, too.
310
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It's how you figure out
who the Dirty D. Derek
311
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- of the world are.
- Mmm...
312
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♪ I wanna rock, she wanna... ♪
313
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♪ Right now, I want some top ♪
314
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♪♪
315
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♪ I wanna rock ♪
316
00:11:30,253 --> 00:11:33,687
♪ I wanna rock, I wanna, I wanna rock ♪
317
00:11:33,723 --> 00:11:35,055
♪ I wanna rock ♪
318
00:11:35,090 --> 00:11:37,324
♪ I wanna rock right now,
right now, right now ♪
319
00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:39,893
♪ I wanna rock, I wanna rock right now ♪
320
00:11:39,928 --> 00:11:41,428
♪ Right now, right now ♪
321
00:11:41,464 --> 00:11:43,830
♪♪
322
00:11:43,866 --> 00:11:45,966
Look, the point is,
I don't need alcohol, okay?
323
00:11:46,001 --> 00:11:49,570
I rely on my ThotFax,
my charisma, and, you know,
324
00:11:49,605 --> 00:11:51,003
my turn-up moves on the dance floor.
325
00:11:51,038 --> 00:11:52,705
ZOEY: Mm! No, mnh-mnh-mnh.
326
00:11:52,741 --> 00:11:54,407
Pause, I have seen you
on the dance floor,
327
00:11:54,442 --> 00:11:56,242
and that turn up needs
to be turned, like,
328
00:11:56,269 --> 00:11:57,439
- all the way down.
- All the way.
329
00:11:57,464 --> 00:11:58,463
What?
330
00:11:58,488 --> 00:12:00,079
♪ Thinking of ways ♪
331
00:12:00,114 --> 00:12:02,382
♪ Bring out the best in you ♪
332
00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:04,584
♪ I'm on a wave ♪
333
00:12:04,619 --> 00:12:06,586
♪ Come get a lesson ♪
334
00:12:06,621 --> 00:12:09,389
♪ Thinking of ways ♪
335
00:12:09,424 --> 00:12:12,925
Like, legit, your moves blocked
the hall to the bathroom.
336
00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:15,395
Yeah, you know girls got UTIs
337
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:17,363
'cause they didn't want to get,
like, kicked in the face.
338
00:12:17,399 --> 00:12:19,198
Those girls got UTIs.
339
00:12:19,233 --> 00:12:20,767
I got Y-E-S's.
340
00:12:20,802 --> 00:12:22,669
All right, but all
those "yes's" you're getting,
341
00:12:22,704 --> 00:12:24,703
how do you know that
they're enthusiastic?
342
00:12:24,738 --> 00:12:26,505
What? Why would a girl dance with me
343
00:12:26,540 --> 00:12:28,039
if she didn't want to dance with me?
344
00:12:28,074 --> 00:12:30,709
Uh, we do a lot of things
we don't want to do because
345
00:12:30,744 --> 00:12:33,278
we're "supposed to be nice and polite."
346
00:12:33,314 --> 00:12:35,079
- Mm-hmm.
- And, news flash,
347
00:12:35,115 --> 00:12:37,248
it happens on the dance floor
and in the bedroom.
348
00:12:37,284 --> 00:12:40,185
No women are in my bed
to be polite. Trust.
349
00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:42,721
No one is in your bed period, trust.
350
00:12:42,756 --> 00:12:44,389
[Laughter]
351
00:12:44,425 --> 00:12:48,794
No, but I know lots
of girls who get with a guy,
352
00:12:48,829 --> 00:12:51,530
they start making out,
and then, you know,
353
00:12:51,565 --> 00:12:53,998
things start to happen,
and then, you know,
354
00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:55,600
it gets to a point
where stopping would just
355
00:12:55,636 --> 00:13:00,038
make it awkward or messy,
and you just go through with it.
356
00:13:00,073 --> 00:13:01,839
Wait. So, wait, wait, wait.
357
00:13:01,874 --> 00:13:04,342
So you're telling me
that you're having sex
358
00:13:04,377 --> 00:13:06,444
just to be polite?
359
00:13:06,479 --> 00:13:07,778
I haven't.
360
00:13:07,814 --> 00:13:09,714
What I'm saying is it does happen.
361
00:13:09,749 --> 00:13:13,451
Like... Like, uh, when you
order food at a restaurant,
362
00:13:13,486 --> 00:13:15,386
and you change your mind.
363
00:13:15,421 --> 00:13:17,888
No one ever wants to be
that person to send it back.
364
00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:19,323
- Seriously?
- What?
365
00:13:19,359 --> 00:13:20,758
Please, I've sent back plenty of food.
366
00:13:20,793 --> 00:13:21,959
And dicks.
367
00:13:21,994 --> 00:13:24,228
Guys, this literally sounds insane.
368
00:13:24,263 --> 00:13:25,598
Men are not mind-readers.
369
00:13:25,623 --> 00:13:26,880
If she doesn't say anything,
370
00:13:26,905 --> 00:13:28,122
how am I supposed to know
how she's feeling?
371
00:13:28,147 --> 00:13:30,547
Eh, he does kind of have a point.
372
00:13:30,941 --> 00:13:32,508
Okay, fine.
373
00:13:32,533 --> 00:13:34,839
I will concede to his
if he concedes to mine...
374
00:13:34,874 --> 00:13:36,984
that this policy is really important.
375
00:13:37,009 --> 00:13:39,797
It's weird, though, that you
support this policy so much,
376
00:13:39,832 --> 00:13:41,098
just 'cause on the night of the party,
377
00:13:41,133 --> 00:13:45,069
technically you would've been busted.
378
00:13:45,104 --> 00:13:47,137
I was sober that whole night.
379
00:13:47,173 --> 00:13:49,339
Well, you might've been,
but hipster dude
380
00:13:49,374 --> 00:13:52,409
with that bolo tie you
brought home definitely wasn't.
381
00:13:52,444 --> 00:13:55,846
- Bolo tie?
- Ooh, yeah, he was gone.
382
00:13:55,881 --> 00:13:57,781
♪ Thinking of ways ♪
383
00:13:57,817 --> 00:14:00,283
♪ To bring out the best in you ♪
384
00:14:00,319 --> 00:14:02,319
♪ I'm on a wave ♪
385
00:14:02,354 --> 00:14:03,854
♪ Come get a lesson ♪
386
00:14:03,889 --> 00:14:05,522
You want to get out of here?
387
00:14:05,557 --> 00:14:07,290
Where's my bolo tie?
388
00:14:07,326 --> 00:14:09,259
It's around your neck, sweetie.
389
00:14:09,294 --> 00:14:11,127
Come on. Let's go.
390
00:14:11,162 --> 00:14:13,530
♪ Come get a lesson ♪
391
00:14:13,565 --> 00:14:14,964
Oh.
392
00:14:14,999 --> 00:14:16,966
Oh, so bolo ties are your thing?
393
00:14:17,001 --> 00:14:18,300
Not always.
394
00:14:18,336 --> 00:14:21,503
The point is, Ana, even though
you soberly consented,
395
00:14:21,539 --> 00:14:22,872
Mumford & Sons could not.
396
00:14:22,907 --> 00:14:24,774
- [Chuckles]
- So congrats
397
00:14:24,809 --> 00:14:27,443
on violating your beloved policy.
398
00:14:27,478 --> 00:14:29,854
- She isn't wrong.
- Nope.
399
00:14:29,879 --> 00:14:33,382
Yeah, you know, you would know.
You're always in violation.
400
00:14:33,417 --> 00:14:35,151
Luca is never sober.
401
00:14:35,186 --> 00:14:36,685
Facts.
402
00:14:36,721 --> 00:14:38,316
Okay, but we're in a relationship.
403
00:14:38,341 --> 00:14:40,426
So? The policy does not care.
404
00:14:40,451 --> 00:14:41,891
No, it definitely does not.
405
00:14:41,926 --> 00:14:44,360
People in relationships,
dudes with no game,
406
00:14:44,402 --> 00:14:46,086
girls with... [inhales sharply]
bad taste,
407
00:14:46,111 --> 00:14:47,971
and dudes who have no self awareness
408
00:14:47,999 --> 00:14:49,966
on the dance floor, it screws everyone.
409
00:14:50,001 --> 00:14:52,368
All right, look,
I-I get that this policy
410
00:14:52,403 --> 00:14:54,903
has its flaws, but if it makes people
411
00:14:54,938 --> 00:14:57,172
slow down and think,
that's a good thing.
412
00:14:57,207 --> 00:14:59,675
I mean, if we had it last week,
maybe Cash and that girl
413
00:14:59,710 --> 00:15:01,176
would have stopped and slowed down,
414
00:15:01,211 --> 00:15:04,413
and her credibility wouldn't be
called into question
415
00:15:04,448 --> 00:15:06,515
and Cash would still be here.
416
00:15:06,550 --> 00:15:08,684
- Still be here?
- Yeah.
417
00:15:08,719 --> 00:15:10,352
So this is about dude?
418
00:15:10,388 --> 00:15:12,321
What?
419
00:15:12,356 --> 00:15:13,589
Explains why you've been
420
00:15:13,624 --> 00:15:15,424
riding for this policy so hard.
421
00:15:15,459 --> 00:15:17,993
Whatever. On that note,
422
00:15:18,028 --> 00:15:20,296
I think I'm out.
423
00:15:20,331 --> 00:15:22,931
VIVEK: Oh, dude. Okay.
424
00:15:22,966 --> 00:15:26,201
Wow.
425
00:15:26,236 --> 00:15:28,904
It isn't about dude for me,
but apparently,
426
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,741
it is for him.
427
00:15:33,523 --> 00:15:35,013
Dude, hello!
428
00:15:35,038 --> 00:15:38,264
What began as a group debate
of a new policy at Cal U
429
00:15:38,289 --> 00:15:40,713
had suddenly turned into
a fight for me and Luca.
430
00:15:40,738 --> 00:15:42,555
Why are you making
this whole thing about Cash?
431
00:15:42,590 --> 00:15:45,357
Mm, pretty sure you're
making it about Cash.
432
00:15:45,393 --> 00:15:46,826
What? When?
433
00:15:46,861 --> 00:15:48,928
You know, we're in there
discussing the policy,
434
00:15:48,963 --> 00:15:50,796
and it's not like I'm on dude's side.
435
00:15:50,832 --> 00:15:52,398
Really? 'Cause the other night,
436
00:15:52,433 --> 00:15:54,834
you really seemed like
you were Team Cash.
437
00:15:54,869 --> 00:15:58,571
[Loud music plays,
indistinct conversations]
438
00:15:58,606 --> 00:16:02,156
- CASH: What's up?!
- ZOEY: Oh. Oh, hey.
439
00:16:02,181 --> 00:16:03,430
It's the curly-headed cup...
440
00:16:03,455 --> 00:16:06,277
Uh, they don't call me that anymore!
441
00:16:06,312 --> 00:16:08,947
So, how you doing?
442
00:16:08,982 --> 00:16:11,282
Good, good.
443
00:16:11,317 --> 00:16:13,184
♪♪
444
00:16:13,219 --> 00:16:15,486
Seriously? That's why you're so pressed?
445
00:16:15,522 --> 00:16:17,622
Well, I wasn't gonna talk about
your little "reunion"...
446
00:16:17,658 --> 00:16:19,123
- My reunion?
- ...but now you want to
447
00:16:19,159 --> 00:16:21,002
sit up here and defend dude,
talk about how you wish
448
00:16:21,027 --> 00:16:22,338
he was still here, so...
449
00:16:22,363 --> 00:16:23,628
First of all, that's not what I said,
450
00:16:23,664 --> 00:16:25,296
and second of all,
you're being delusional
451
00:16:25,331 --> 00:16:27,632
because nothing happened that night.
452
00:16:27,668 --> 00:16:32,771
[Loud music plays,
indistinct conversations]
453
00:16:32,806 --> 00:16:34,472
What's up?
454
00:16:34,507 --> 00:16:36,240
- Oh!
- It's the curly-headed cup...
455
00:16:36,276 --> 00:16:39,410
Um, actually, they don't
call me that anymore.
456
00:16:39,446 --> 00:16:43,081
Such a lie. Five people have
called me "cup bitch" tonight.
457
00:16:43,116 --> 00:16:45,283
So, uh, how you doing?
458
00:16:45,318 --> 00:16:46,750
Good, good.
459
00:16:46,786 --> 00:16:49,287
Um... you look good.
460
00:16:49,322 --> 00:16:50,621
Thank you.
461
00:16:50,656 --> 00:16:53,124
I see you over there with your boy.
462
00:16:53,159 --> 00:16:55,460
You look happy.
463
00:16:55,495 --> 00:16:56,727
We are.
464
00:16:56,762 --> 00:16:59,297
You deserve it. You deserve it.
465
00:16:59,332 --> 00:17:01,732
Thank you. Well, it was
really good to see you.
466
00:17:01,767 --> 00:17:03,667
Yeah, same.
467
00:17:03,703 --> 00:17:05,269
So...
468
00:17:10,008 --> 00:17:11,808
You know what? That's... That's on me.
469
00:17:11,843 --> 00:17:13,676
Yeah. You know what? It is.
470
00:17:13,712 --> 00:17:15,078
Zoey, I'm sorry.
471
00:17:15,114 --> 00:17:16,746
All right, well, why don't you consider
472
00:17:16,781 --> 00:17:18,582
talking to me next time
rather than treating me
473
00:17:18,617 --> 00:17:20,016
like I'd ever be disloyal?
474
00:17:20,051 --> 00:17:22,119
You can go somewhere with that.
475
00:17:22,154 --> 00:17:31,428
♪♪
476
00:17:31,463 --> 00:17:32,962
Oh, honey.
477
00:17:32,998 --> 00:17:34,331
Watching "Rizzoli and Isles"
478
00:17:34,366 --> 00:17:36,766
is not gonna make you feel any better.
479
00:17:36,801 --> 00:17:38,034
It really isn't.
480
00:17:38,069 --> 00:17:39,369
[TV turns off]
481
00:17:39,404 --> 00:17:41,004
Look, you and Luca are gonna be fine.
482
00:17:41,039 --> 00:17:43,106
Everybody knows that you don't
care is Cash is leaving.
483
00:17:43,142 --> 00:17:44,673
That's not what I'm upset about.
484
00:17:44,708 --> 00:17:46,175
[Sighs] It's this whole
485
00:17:46,210 --> 00:17:48,144
"Enthusiastic Sober Consent" thing.
486
00:17:48,179 --> 00:17:52,548
Like, on the surface,
Luca thought that he saw
487
00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:54,716
me and Cash doing something wrong,
488
00:17:54,752 --> 00:17:56,985
and when we dug in deeper,
he understood that it was
489
00:17:57,021 --> 00:17:58,687
a harmless situation.
490
00:17:58,722 --> 00:18:02,291
And it just feels like
the policy is kind of the same.
491
00:18:02,326 --> 00:18:04,527
Like, on the surface, it's super simple.
492
00:18:04,562 --> 00:18:06,795
It's here to protect us,
which is such a no-brainer.
493
00:18:06,830 --> 00:18:09,698
But when you dig in deeper,
you understand that it...
494
00:18:09,733 --> 00:18:12,535
it has its flaws, and I-I-I don't know.
495
00:18:12,570 --> 00:18:14,203
Like, maybe you're right.
496
00:18:14,238 --> 00:18:15,804
Maybe we don't need this whole thing.
497
00:18:15,839 --> 00:18:17,072
Yeah, or maybe I'm not.
498
00:18:17,107 --> 00:18:18,507
She's definitely not.
499
00:18:18,543 --> 00:18:19,975
No, look, do I want people to feel safe?
500
00:18:20,010 --> 00:18:21,510
Of course I do. I just... I worry that
501
00:18:21,546 --> 00:18:23,244
the policy's too black and white.
502
00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:24,579
Okay, yeah, fine.
503
00:18:24,614 --> 00:18:27,315
I-It doesn't solve everything, but look.
504
00:18:27,350 --> 00:18:30,085
It's making us talk
and think about stuff.
505
00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:33,922
Really uncomfortable stuff,
and my worry is, like,
506
00:18:33,957 --> 00:18:37,492
what is just talk
actually going to change?
507
00:18:37,527 --> 00:18:40,062
Okay, well, hopefully
it makes us more aware
508
00:18:40,097 --> 00:18:41,997
so that we can protect ourselves.
509
00:18:42,032 --> 00:18:43,965
And, you know, at the very least,
510
00:18:44,001 --> 00:18:46,702
be 100% accountable with each other.
511
00:18:46,737 --> 00:18:48,870
Yeah, true.
512
00:18:48,906 --> 00:18:51,173
[Knock on door]
513
00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:54,142
Don't worry, she'll get it.
514
00:18:58,448 --> 00:19:00,214
Hey.
515
00:19:00,249 --> 00:19:02,049
Hey.
516
00:19:02,085 --> 00:19:05,753
Just wondering, uh, if I could
make things up to you.
517
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:09,252
Maybe split these bottles of extremely,
518
00:19:09,279 --> 00:19:12,280
extremely non-alcoholic Mexican sodas?
519
00:19:12,313 --> 00:19:15,562
♪♪
520
00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:16,714
Can I come in?
521
00:19:16,852 --> 00:19:19,186
May you come in.
522
00:19:19,268 --> 00:19:20,701
Wh... Why is she like that?
523
00:19:20,737 --> 00:19:23,097
I don't know. [Chuckles]
524
00:19:23,606 --> 00:19:26,774
Um... look.
525
00:19:26,809 --> 00:19:28,609
I'm sorry. I trust you.
526
00:19:28,644 --> 00:19:30,743
I should've trusted you enough
to talk to you about it.
527
00:19:33,682 --> 00:19:35,816
May I come in?
528
00:19:35,852 --> 00:19:38,251
Sure.
529
00:19:38,686 --> 00:19:39,886
I'm gonna need you to say that
530
00:19:39,921 --> 00:19:42,756
with a little more enthusiasm.
531
00:19:43,556 --> 00:19:44,622
[Sighs]
532
00:19:48,773 --> 00:19:50,147
I can't do this without alcohol.
533
00:19:50,172 --> 00:19:51,872
Yes, you can. You got this, okay?
534
00:19:51,907 --> 00:19:53,752
You're just in your head.
We both can do this.
535
00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:56,276
No booze for you, no dancing for me.
536
00:19:56,311 --> 00:19:58,812
We don't even need it.
We fi... Oh, this is my jam.
537
00:19:58,847 --> 00:20:00,611
No, no. You said we got this.
538
00:20:00,636 --> 00:20:02,899
- I don't got a damn thing.
- ♪ Like a red nose ♪
539
00:20:02,924 --> 00:20:04,967
♪ Li-li-li-li-like a red nose ♪
540
00:20:04,992 --> 00:20:06,307
Yeah, me neither.
541
00:20:06,342 --> 00:20:08,175
♪ Like a red nose ♪
542
00:20:08,211 --> 00:20:10,777
- Ugh.
- Hey! What...
543
00:20:10,813 --> 00:20:12,343
- ♪ Like a red nose ♪
- Hey, you ladies want some shots?
544
00:20:12,368 --> 00:20:15,392
♪ Li-li-li-li-like a red nose ♪
545
00:20:15,417 --> 00:20:16,950
♪ Like a red nose ♪
546
00:20:16,985 --> 00:20:19,353
♪ Like a... Like a... Like a red nose ♪
547
00:20:19,377 --> 00:20:21,777
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