1 00:00:02,203 --> 00:00:04,250 Social media is everywhere. 2 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:07,218 It seems like every day there's a brand new way to chat, 3 00:00:07,289 --> 00:00:11,290 text, hit on, or hate on the world around us. 4 00:00:11,353 --> 00:00:15,391 In my dad's day, the main technological advancement 5 00:00:15,425 --> 00:00:17,961 in communication was this. 6 00:00:17,993 --> 00:00:23,266 Dre. Do you know some girl named Lisa? 7 00:00:23,298 --> 00:00:25,402 Lisa? 8 00:00:25,434 --> 00:00:27,471 No, no, I don't know no Lisa. 9 00:00:27,504 --> 00:00:29,772 Oh, oh, you don't know me now?! 10 00:00:29,806 --> 00:00:30,774 Lisa? 11 00:00:30,806 --> 00:00:32,141 Janet? 12 00:00:32,175 --> 00:00:33,843 Dear black Jesus! 13 00:00:33,876 --> 00:00:36,580 How are you both on the line at the same damn time? 14 00:00:36,613 --> 00:00:39,156 I got three-way calling, you [Bleep]. 15 00:00:40,215 --> 00:00:42,518 Why would the phone company do something like this? 16 00:00:42,552 --> 00:00:45,255 And while we're more advanced now, 17 00:00:45,288 --> 00:00:48,466 we're also more dependent on technology than ever. 18 00:00:48,856 --> 00:00:50,067 _ 19 00:00:50,526 --> 00:00:52,161 One might say we're addicted. 20 00:00:55,732 --> 00:00:57,833 There's actually scientific evidence 21 00:00:57,867 --> 00:00:59,870 our brains get a boost of dopamine, 22 00:00:59,903 --> 00:01:02,973 like a chemical reward whenever we get a text or a like. 23 00:01:04,807 --> 00:01:07,043 I'd like to say I'm above it all. 24 00:01:07,075 --> 00:01:10,679 But there is nothing better than sharing the amazing news 25 00:01:10,712 --> 00:01:14,851 of your dream fellowship with 8,000 of your closest friends. 26 00:01:19,054 --> 00:01:22,559 ♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪ 27 00:01:22,592 --> 00:01:24,461 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 28 00:01:24,494 --> 00:01:26,296 ♪ Learnin' something new every day ♪ 29 00:01:26,328 --> 00:01:29,532 ♪ I don't know, so I'm-a feel my way ♪ 30 00:01:29,566 --> 00:01:32,001 ♪ Got the weight of the world on me ♪ 31 00:01:32,035 --> 00:01:35,071 ♪ But no regrets, this is what I say ♪ 32 00:01:35,104 --> 00:01:38,708 ♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪ 33 00:01:38,741 --> 00:01:40,410 - ♪ I'm grown ♪ - ♪ You can tell me ♪ 34 00:01:40,443 --> 00:01:45,548 ♪ My heart beating so loud ♪ 35 00:01:45,581 --> 00:01:49,385 ♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪ 36 00:01:49,419 --> 00:01:52,087 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 37 00:01:53,723 --> 00:01:56,259 Okay, so I got my fellowship at Teen Vogue, 38 00:01:56,292 --> 00:01:57,928 and really, it's no big deal. 39 00:02:01,897 --> 00:02:03,265 I'm lying. 40 00:02:03,298 --> 00:02:05,735 It's the biggest deal of all time! 41 00:02:07,636 --> 00:02:08,837 I mean, look at this place. 42 00:02:08,870 --> 00:02:11,340 Can you believe I am barely getting paid to be here? 43 00:02:11,374 --> 00:02:12,576 The clothes. 44 00:02:17,130 --> 00:02:19,248 The people. 45 00:02:24,921 --> 00:02:26,256 The bathroom. 46 00:02:27,109 --> 00:02:28,844 Come on. Baby wipes? 47 00:02:28,919 --> 00:02:31,560 This is just a first-class institution. 48 00:02:31,594 --> 00:02:33,797 I'm not one to be dramatic, 49 00:02:33,830 --> 00:02:37,568 but if today were my last day on Earth, I'd be okay with it. 50 00:02:38,801 --> 00:02:41,370 I was living an actual dream. 51 00:02:41,404 --> 00:02:44,574 And interestingly enough, I was living it with my friend. 52 00:02:44,606 --> 00:02:46,809 Well, more like a friend with benefits. 53 00:02:46,843 --> 00:02:49,212 But there's actually not that many benefits 54 00:02:49,244 --> 00:02:50,747 because he owes me money. 55 00:02:50,779 --> 00:02:52,648 He's more like a friend with history. 56 00:02:52,682 --> 00:02:55,084 But honestly, there's not that much history, either, 57 00:02:55,118 --> 00:02:57,387 because all we did was make out a few times. 58 00:02:57,420 --> 00:02:59,888 But he does owe me some money. 59 00:02:59,921 --> 00:03:03,058 Like, a pretty significant amount of money. 60 00:03:03,092 --> 00:03:05,761 God, Luca is so cute. 61 00:03:05,795 --> 00:03:08,832 I mean, there's maybe three other people on this planet 62 00:03:08,864 --> 00:03:11,635 that could pull off pajama pants and Gucci slides. 63 00:03:11,667 --> 00:03:14,470 Yeah, he's bae. 64 00:03:14,504 --> 00:03:17,140 Hey, Luca, remind me again how you got this job, 65 00:03:17,172 --> 00:03:19,441 because I don't remember you applying. 66 00:03:19,475 --> 00:03:20,577 I didn't. 67 00:03:20,610 --> 00:03:22,612 I was kind of just walking to wherever, 68 00:03:22,644 --> 00:03:25,114 and, uh, this girl came up to me and was like, 69 00:03:25,148 --> 00:03:26,483 "Your pants are fire." 70 00:03:26,516 --> 00:03:27,851 So here we are. 71 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:34,491 Okay, I love your company and your overall fashion sense, 72 00:03:34,523 --> 00:03:36,792 but you are not the best storyteller. 73 00:03:36,826 --> 00:03:38,795 I just don't think you're the best listener. 74 00:03:38,827 --> 00:03:41,130 Remember when I tried to tell you 75 00:03:41,164 --> 00:03:42,699 about my father's alcoholism? 76 00:03:42,731 --> 00:03:45,768 I think he's talking right now, but I'm not sure because... 77 00:03:46,868 --> 00:03:48,337 ...this is happening. 78 00:03:50,807 --> 00:03:53,843 And, you know, I'm just wondering if those demons 79 00:03:53,875 --> 00:03:55,979 are gonna follow me throughout my life. 80 00:03:56,011 --> 00:03:58,047 You know? 81 00:04:00,683 --> 00:04:02,118 Mm-hmm. 82 00:04:03,852 --> 00:04:07,157 I know last week's class on the Wu Tang Clan 83 00:04:07,189 --> 00:04:09,391 was overwhelming for some of you all. 84 00:04:09,425 --> 00:04:11,795 But please make no mistake. 85 00:04:11,827 --> 00:04:16,666 The section on Raekwon the Chef will be on the midterm. 86 00:04:16,698 --> 00:04:17,799 Mmkay? 87 00:04:17,834 --> 00:04:22,839 Now, for tonight's class, our lesson is filing taxes. 88 00:04:22,871 --> 00:04:25,842 More specifically, filing my taxes. 89 00:04:25,875 --> 00:04:29,879 Still more specifically, how do I file my taxes? 90 00:04:29,911 --> 00:04:34,383 Now, with that being said, I present to you a pop quiz. 91 00:04:35,450 --> 00:04:38,220 Excuse me, sir. These are just blank W-4s. 92 00:04:38,253 --> 00:04:39,722 That is correct, Joe. 93 00:04:39,755 --> 00:04:42,592 Now, if you all can fill out these forms 94 00:04:42,625 --> 00:04:45,528 using my information, I'm pretty sure an "A" 95 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:47,863 will be waiting for you on the other side. 96 00:04:47,897 --> 00:04:51,601 I've also been told that, uh, it helps to have receipts, so... 97 00:04:51,633 --> 00:04:53,035 Oh, hey, Miss Teen Vogue. 98 00:04:53,068 --> 00:04:54,670 How's the new gig? 99 00:04:54,704 --> 00:04:57,407 You really have to ask? Just check her Insta. 100 00:04:57,440 --> 00:04:59,007 What's that supposed to mean? 101 00:04:59,041 --> 00:05:00,844 It just means you're flooding our feeds, boo. 102 00:05:00,877 --> 00:05:03,947 Yeah, I had to comb through 67 of your bathroom selfies 103 00:05:03,979 --> 00:05:06,081 just to find a picture of my cousin getting married. 104 00:05:06,115 --> 00:05:09,185 What? I'm excited. I'm loving my new job 105 00:05:09,217 --> 00:05:12,455 and loving the followers I'm getting loving my new job. 106 00:05:12,488 --> 00:05:13,757 - Yesterday... - Hmm? 107 00:05:13,789 --> 00:05:15,924 ...Janelle Monae liked one of my photos. 108 00:05:15,957 --> 00:05:18,928 Stop. I can't. Janelle Monae is so overrated. 109 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:21,096 - Oh, Nomi, don't do that. - Don't do what? 110 00:05:21,130 --> 00:05:23,298 The thing you do when you think that somebody's too famous 111 00:05:23,332 --> 00:05:24,868 and/or successful and you feel like 112 00:05:24,901 --> 00:05:26,136 you have to cut them down to size. 113 00:05:26,169 --> 00:05:28,166 Excuse me, okay? 114 00:05:28,213 --> 00:05:30,807 I may be a lot of things, but I'm not a troll. 115 00:05:30,839 --> 00:05:32,463 _ 116 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:34,807 _ 117 00:05:36,986 --> 00:05:39,628 _ 118 00:05:40,792 --> 00:05:43,464 _ 119 00:05:43,519 --> 00:05:44,954 No? 120 00:05:44,986 --> 00:05:48,555 I have strong opinions, and I share them, okay? 121 00:05:48,609 --> 00:05:50,688 I mean, I'm, like, basically Gloria Steinem. 122 00:05:50,727 --> 00:05:52,375 Are you really getting caught up in that stuff? 123 00:05:52,406 --> 00:05:54,496 Look, social media is a legitimate tool 124 00:05:54,529 --> 00:05:55,631 to affect the world. 125 00:05:55,664 --> 00:05:57,166 Power to the digital people. 126 00:05:57,200 --> 00:06:00,003 I never like, comment, post, retweet anything unless it 127 00:06:00,036 --> 00:06:02,906 aligns with my, you know, political progressive vision. 128 00:06:02,938 --> 00:06:05,037 Word. That's fire. Uh, what's your handle? 129 00:06:05,107 --> 00:06:08,478 Oh, it's @Power2ThaDigitalPeople. 130 00:06:08,510 --> 00:06:09,645 Blocked. 131 00:06:12,849 --> 00:06:15,919 Malcolm Extra here is kind of right, though. 132 00:06:15,952 --> 00:06:17,587 - Thank you. - It's a tool. 133 00:06:17,620 --> 00:06:19,289 We use it to show our potential sponsors 134 00:06:19,322 --> 00:06:20,790 that we're thriving out here. 135 00:06:20,822 --> 00:06:23,959 You mean you use it to hide your real selves. 136 00:06:23,993 --> 00:06:25,461 Excuse me? 137 00:06:25,493 --> 00:06:27,527 The only way to keep your online presence clean 138 00:06:27,574 --> 00:06:29,965 is to go ghost or to bury the dirt 139 00:06:29,998 --> 00:06:31,534 south of page 30 on a web search. 140 00:06:31,567 --> 00:06:32,836 That's why I don't use social media. 141 00:06:32,868 --> 00:06:34,203 Point blank period. 142 00:06:34,236 --> 00:06:36,839 Boy, please, the only reason why you're not on social media 143 00:06:36,873 --> 00:06:38,974 is because literally no one cares what you are up to. 144 00:06:39,007 --> 00:06:42,846 Plus there's no social network for virgin drug dealers. 145 00:06:50,853 --> 00:06:52,923 Sushi Tuesday. That's fire. 146 00:06:57,926 --> 00:06:59,828 What's up, crazy eyes? 147 00:06:59,861 --> 00:07:01,998 Me. I'm what's up. 148 00:07:02,031 --> 00:07:04,300 I got a blue check. 149 00:07:04,332 --> 00:07:06,702 Dude, I'm verified! 150 00:07:06,736 --> 00:07:08,036 What does that mean? 151 00:07:08,070 --> 00:07:10,099 Aw, you're so sweet. 152 00:07:10,185 --> 00:07:12,872 It means that I'm important enough now 153 00:07:12,935 --> 00:07:14,552 that people actually need to know 154 00:07:14,577 --> 00:07:18,081 that I'm the real Zoey Johnson, so kind of a big deal. 155 00:07:18,113 --> 00:07:19,715 Word. That's crazy. 156 00:07:19,748 --> 00:07:22,351 So, what does it mean to have two? 157 00:07:27,741 --> 00:07:29,543 I couldn't believe my eyes. 158 00:07:29,575 --> 00:07:34,057 There they were, two blue checks side by side 159 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,754 on a pristine nimbus-colored background. 160 00:07:36,802 --> 00:07:39,037 I thought it was still in beta testing. 161 00:07:39,069 --> 00:07:40,872 You good? You're sweating. 162 00:07:40,905 --> 00:07:43,908 It's probably just a glitch. 163 00:07:43,941 --> 00:07:44,910 I'm a star. 164 00:07:44,942 --> 00:07:47,211 Hi, everyone. Gather around. 165 00:07:47,244 --> 00:07:49,648 I have a little bit of an announcement to make. 166 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:50,815 Come on, guys. 167 00:07:50,848 --> 00:07:53,551 So, as editor-in-chief of Teen Vogue, 168 00:07:53,585 --> 00:07:57,222 each semester I get to hand-select one of the fellows 169 00:07:57,254 --> 00:07:59,992 to shadow me through all of my day-to-day responsibilities. 170 00:08:00,025 --> 00:08:02,928 And after much deliberation, 171 00:08:02,961 --> 00:08:06,999 I have decided to go with... 172 00:08:07,031 --> 00:08:08,766 ...Zoey Johnson. 173 00:08:15,874 --> 00:08:17,609 Can I have a quick word with you? 174 00:08:17,641 --> 00:08:20,011 Yeah, of course. 175 00:08:20,045 --> 00:08:21,312 So, congrats. 176 00:08:21,345 --> 00:08:22,613 Thank you. 177 00:08:22,646 --> 00:08:25,917 So I hear you are very active on social media. 178 00:08:25,951 --> 00:08:28,253 Oh, yeah. Just got verified, yeah. 179 00:08:28,285 --> 00:08:30,689 Right. So here's the thing to remember. 180 00:08:30,722 --> 00:08:33,257 Your behavior now reflects upon Teen Vogue, 181 00:08:33,290 --> 00:08:35,260 so I'm gonna tell you something 182 00:08:35,293 --> 00:08:38,163 that someone told me when I was in your position. 183 00:08:38,195 --> 00:08:41,766 Don't embarrass me or this office. 184 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:43,769 I can do that all by myself. 185 00:08:45,069 --> 00:08:45,838 Understood? 186 00:08:45,871 --> 00:08:47,673 Understood. 187 00:08:47,705 --> 00:08:49,675 I knew you would. Congrats. 188 00:08:49,708 --> 00:08:51,477 - Thank you. - Bye, Zoey. 189 00:08:52,810 --> 00:08:54,146 Congratulations, fam. 190 00:08:54,179 --> 00:08:56,348 Luca, did you hear what she said? 191 00:08:56,381 --> 00:08:59,483 About my social media and me not embarrassing her? 192 00:08:59,516 --> 00:09:01,486 Dude, she's watching me. 193 00:09:01,519 --> 00:09:03,149 Okay, but we're always being watched. 194 00:09:03,212 --> 00:09:05,990 Either it's our tablets, TVs, phones, watches, 195 00:09:06,016 --> 00:09:08,793 - microwave, toasters, satellites. - Okay, Luca, I need to focus right now. 196 00:09:08,835 --> 00:09:10,407 I can't risk it, you know? 197 00:09:10,446 --> 00:09:11,953 This... This means too much for me, 198 00:09:12,026 --> 00:09:15,328 which means I am going on... 199 00:09:16,067 --> 00:09:18,537 ...a social media blackout. 200 00:09:18,569 --> 00:09:19,670 Whatever. 201 00:09:19,703 --> 00:09:21,305 California yellowfin? 202 00:09:21,338 --> 00:09:23,641 Oddly specific, and no, thanks? 203 00:09:28,012 --> 00:09:30,548 To my 15,000 closest friends, 204 00:09:30,582 --> 00:09:34,053 I am sorry to say we are no longer "outchea." 205 00:09:38,122 --> 00:09:40,858 So I had made my Sophie's Choice... 206 00:09:40,891 --> 00:09:43,594 social media or my dream fellowship. 207 00:09:43,627 --> 00:09:46,163 I was gonna have to pull a Lebron in the playoffs 208 00:09:46,197 --> 00:09:50,469 and go "Zero Dark Thirty"... full social media blackout. 209 00:10:00,548 --> 00:10:02,113 But it's all good. 210 00:10:02,146 --> 00:10:04,916 I wasn't about to risk this new life for anything. 211 00:10:04,949 --> 00:10:07,084 I was finally working in fashion. 212 00:10:08,786 --> 00:10:11,422 The crazy thing is, once you go off the grid, 213 00:10:11,455 --> 00:10:14,125 you begin to realize how the rest of the world 214 00:10:14,159 --> 00:10:15,527 really has a problem. 215 00:10:22,103 --> 00:10:23,568 _ 216 00:10:31,108 --> 00:10:33,578 As the obvious role model of the group, 217 00:10:33,611 --> 00:10:35,280 it's my duty to guide them. 218 00:10:35,313 --> 00:10:37,982 Okay, guys, guys, what I'm seeing here is upsetting. 219 00:10:38,016 --> 00:10:40,584 We are four people in the prime of our lives. 220 00:10:40,617 --> 00:10:43,955 Shouldn't we be talking, sharing ideas or something? 221 00:10:43,988 --> 00:10:45,122 Like, phones down. Come on. 222 00:10:45,155 --> 00:10:46,157 Whoa, whoa, fall back, weirdo. 223 00:10:46,190 --> 00:10:47,725 I am posting for political change. 224 00:10:47,758 --> 00:10:49,727 I just started following this account, and all their stuff 225 00:10:49,761 --> 00:10:51,228 is about prison reform and social justice, 226 00:10:51,261 --> 00:10:53,732 so I'm retweeting all their stuff. 227 00:10:56,101 --> 00:10:59,973 _ 228 00:11:00,671 --> 00:11:02,440 Nomi? 229 00:11:02,473 --> 00:11:04,142 Nomi, can we get some eye contact going? 230 00:11:04,167 --> 00:11:05,408 Come on. Tell me about your day. 231 00:11:05,433 --> 00:11:07,144 Can't. At war. 232 00:11:07,178 --> 00:11:08,146 With who? 233 00:11:08,179 --> 00:11:10,015 Who do you think? 234 00:11:10,048 --> 00:11:11,450 Janelle Monae? 235 00:11:11,482 --> 00:11:12,984 That "Hidden Figures" bitch hit you back? 236 00:11:13,017 --> 00:11:15,586 - No. - Ana, you're in on this, too? 237 00:11:15,620 --> 00:11:18,155 What? I'm tired of her thinking she's hot shit 238 00:11:18,189 --> 00:11:20,158 just 'cause she can count? 239 00:11:20,190 --> 00:11:21,759 She needs to be put in her place. 240 00:11:21,793 --> 00:11:22,928 Since when? 241 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:24,996 Trolling is the great American art form. 242 00:11:25,030 --> 00:11:26,430 I mean, think about it. 243 00:11:26,463 --> 00:11:29,001 We finally get to take shots at whoever we want, 244 00:11:29,034 --> 00:11:32,136 whenever we want, with no repercussions. 245 00:11:32,170 --> 00:11:34,106 I mean, look at our President. 246 00:11:34,139 --> 00:11:36,108 He trolled his way into the White House. 247 00:11:39,077 --> 00:11:41,179 Come on, Zo. You should just join us. 248 00:11:41,212 --> 00:11:43,115 Nomi and I have never been closer. 249 00:11:43,147 --> 00:11:44,815 Okay, I'm gonna sit this one out. 250 00:11:48,719 --> 00:11:50,287 Great. 251 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:53,057 The hurdles are just a matter of form, ladies. 252 00:11:53,091 --> 00:11:56,061 Your legs should move like a swan's through water. 253 00:11:56,093 --> 00:11:57,628 Allow me to demonstrate. 254 00:11:57,661 --> 00:11:59,296 - Oh. - Like that. 255 00:11:59,329 --> 00:12:01,465 Thank you so much, Dean Parker. 256 00:12:01,498 --> 00:12:05,036 Yeah, we'll be sure to remember that if we ever do the hurdles. 257 00:12:05,069 --> 00:12:07,204 Happy to help. That's why they call me "the cool dean." 258 00:12:07,237 --> 00:12:09,708 You teaching the ladies something new, D.P.? 259 00:12:09,741 --> 00:12:13,481 You know, I actually just recently learned about something crazy. 260 00:12:13,569 --> 00:12:15,254 You ever heard of a "Finsta"? 261 00:12:15,363 --> 00:12:18,516 I mean, I am the cool dean, so... 262 00:12:18,550 --> 00:12:20,017 why don't you give me your definition? 263 00:12:20,050 --> 00:12:21,886 Well, it's a second Instagram account 264 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:24,256 that you only gave your closest peeps access to 265 00:12:24,289 --> 00:12:27,359 so you can post pics of yourself partying and acting reckless. 266 00:12:27,391 --> 00:12:29,927 Oh, yeah. A "Finsta." 267 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:34,231 Now, completely unrelated, I'm going to go call my wife. 268 00:12:36,067 --> 00:12:37,335 Boom. 269 00:12:40,771 --> 00:12:42,040 Fix your faces. 270 00:12:42,073 --> 00:12:44,076 - Where did you find that? - How did you find that? 271 00:12:44,108 --> 00:12:46,944 Little tip, ladies... Don't ever come after V-Digital 272 00:12:46,977 --> 00:12:48,412 unless you've got an army with you. 273 00:12:48,445 --> 00:12:50,881 I'm a [Bleep] computer engineer. 274 00:12:53,958 --> 00:12:55,260 It had been a couple days 275 00:12:55,292 --> 00:12:57,270 since I'd gone "Zero Dark Zoey," 276 00:12:57,310 --> 00:13:00,262 and I felt... great, actually. 277 00:13:00,348 --> 00:13:03,222 Sure, there were a few times I wish I wasn't off the grid. 278 00:13:03,270 --> 00:13:04,573 You know, that dress would make 279 00:13:04,606 --> 00:13:07,510 - a killer "Outfit of the Day" post. - Oh, thank you. 280 00:13:16,150 --> 00:13:19,188 Take a picture with your mind, Zoey. 281 00:13:21,256 --> 00:13:23,024 It's the best way to build a memory. 282 00:13:25,193 --> 00:13:27,395 - Hey, Zoey. - Hey. 283 00:13:27,428 --> 00:13:28,964 Bruno Mars is here, and he wants a PB&J. 284 00:13:28,997 --> 00:13:31,233 Can you make it in the kitchen and bring it to my office? 285 00:13:31,266 --> 00:13:32,568 - Yeah. - Amazing. 286 00:13:32,601 --> 00:13:34,537 Oh, and by the way, cut off the crusts. 287 00:13:34,569 --> 00:13:36,539 I legitimately can't tell how old he is. 288 00:13:36,572 --> 00:13:38,173 Okay, got it. 289 00:13:44,446 --> 00:13:46,548 How old is Bruno Mars? 290 00:13:48,116 --> 00:13:51,121 Aaron, we really need your help. Ana screwed up. 291 00:13:51,146 --> 00:13:53,589 - What?! No, you were the one who... - Okay, we both screwed up. 292 00:13:53,621 --> 00:13:55,991 We really pissed off a bunch of Janelle Monae fans. 293 00:13:56,024 --> 00:13:59,528 Oh, damn. They wear their hair natural. 294 00:13:59,561 --> 00:14:00,830 What does that mean? 295 00:14:00,862 --> 00:14:03,332 Uh, that means they could either be completely chill about this 296 00:14:03,365 --> 00:14:04,933 or black the [Bleep] out. 297 00:14:04,967 --> 00:14:06,601 - That doesn't sound good. - No. 298 00:14:06,635 --> 00:14:07,870 What did you do? 299 00:14:07,903 --> 00:14:10,373 I told Janelle that her last album was a brick, 300 00:14:10,405 --> 00:14:12,875 said that she sucked ass in "Moonlight," 301 00:14:12,908 --> 00:14:15,211 and because grain alcohol should not be legal, 302 00:14:15,244 --> 00:14:17,947 I told her to shut her dick trap forever. 303 00:14:17,980 --> 00:14:19,181 Hmm. All those things, huh? 304 00:14:19,213 --> 00:14:21,082 And then I tweeted a comment 305 00:14:21,116 --> 00:14:24,053 that, in hindsight, feels aggressively sus. 306 00:14:24,086 --> 00:14:25,087 What did you say? 307 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,721 "Black or white, bitch. Pick a side." 308 00:14:26,755 --> 00:14:27,957 Whoa! That's... 309 00:14:27,990 --> 00:14:30,459 I was just talking about her choice in fashion. 310 00:14:30,491 --> 00:14:33,062 You know, like the tuxedos and the monochrome look. 311 00:14:33,095 --> 00:14:34,430 What did you do? 312 00:14:34,462 --> 00:14:36,598 Um, I followed it up with a black middle finger emoji 313 00:14:36,631 --> 00:14:38,099 and then a white middle finger emoji. 314 00:14:38,133 --> 00:14:39,135 Right, right, 'cause that would be 315 00:14:39,168 --> 00:14:41,736 the next logical step, right? 316 00:14:41,770 --> 00:14:42,971 It felt like it at the time. 317 00:14:43,005 --> 00:14:46,575 Yo, hold up. Why am I getting so many notifications? 318 00:14:46,607 --> 00:14:47,909 I have 300 new followers, 319 00:14:47,943 --> 00:14:50,446 and they all look like frogs for some strange reason. 320 00:14:50,478 --> 00:14:51,713 - Frogs? - Yeah. 321 00:14:51,746 --> 00:14:53,716 Hold on. You said you've been posting a lot of links 322 00:14:53,749 --> 00:14:54,817 - lately, right? - Yeah. 323 00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:58,553 Maybe double-check what you've been linking to. 324 00:14:58,587 --> 00:15:01,222 Okay, I'm pretty sure I know what I was linking to, 325 00:15:01,255 --> 00:15:03,326 - but whatever. - What's the verdict? 326 00:15:03,359 --> 00:15:05,094 Hold on, looking here, looking here. 327 00:15:05,126 --> 00:15:06,761 Oh... ohh. 328 00:15:06,794 --> 00:15:07,963 Damn. 329 00:15:07,996 --> 00:15:10,098 Um, okay, well, 330 00:15:10,131 --> 00:15:13,068 the True American Justice Project might actually be 331 00:15:13,101 --> 00:15:15,504 a, uh... It says it's an alt-right group 332 00:15:15,537 --> 00:15:16,839 in favor of privatizing prisons 333 00:15:16,871 --> 00:15:18,006 and "one strike, you're out" laws. 334 00:15:20,442 --> 00:15:24,080 Let me see. "Immigration isn't the problem." 335 00:15:24,112 --> 00:15:25,580 See? 336 00:15:25,614 --> 00:15:28,517 "It's Mexican gay Muslims." 337 00:15:28,549 --> 00:15:31,186 Yeah, I would double-check that next time. 338 00:15:35,223 --> 00:15:36,992 Here. 339 00:15:37,025 --> 00:15:40,362 Oh. Okay. We just murdered this. 340 00:15:40,395 --> 00:15:41,664 Big facts. 341 00:15:41,697 --> 00:15:43,099 You know we have to celebrate. 342 00:15:43,131 --> 00:15:44,799 Uh, I can't. I got a thing. 343 00:15:44,832 --> 00:15:46,368 Oh, what you getting into? 344 00:15:46,401 --> 00:15:48,503 Got this art show, but not. 345 00:15:48,537 --> 00:15:51,140 But there's music, but it's very much not about the music. 346 00:15:51,173 --> 00:15:52,508 Uh, I don't really have all the details. 347 00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:53,541 I'm just meeting friends. 348 00:15:53,574 --> 00:15:56,678 Oh, okay, that sounds... dope. 349 00:15:56,712 --> 00:15:59,515 It is in a "not dope" way. 350 00:15:59,548 --> 00:16:02,491 - Have... Have fun. - Yep. 351 00:16:06,154 --> 00:16:07,890 So I'd stayed off social media 352 00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:10,993 and worked my ass off at my Teen Vogue fellowship. 353 00:16:11,025 --> 00:16:12,929 I just needed to tell the world 354 00:16:12,968 --> 00:16:15,897 this was my feeling when I handled my business. 355 00:16:44,293 --> 00:16:46,995 _ 356 00:16:51,766 --> 00:16:55,604 And this is that feeling when you know you're screwed. 357 00:16:57,201 --> 00:16:59,274 So, I had accidentally leaked a picture 358 00:16:59,308 --> 00:17:03,712 of the as-yet unrevealed Fear of God Fall 2018 collection 359 00:17:03,744 --> 00:17:05,747 to the entire online world, 360 00:17:05,780 --> 00:17:09,217 a mistake that clearly anyone could have made. 361 00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:11,520 And I was hopeful that people would have kept 362 00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:14,556 that sense of perspective in mind when I got to the office. 363 00:17:14,589 --> 00:17:16,591 Zoey. 364 00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:18,094 What were you thinking? 365 00:17:18,126 --> 00:17:19,127 Elaine, I am so sorry. 366 00:17:19,161 --> 00:17:22,071 I screwed up big-time, but it was late. 367 00:17:22,096 --> 00:17:24,567 I was tired, and we had just finished the preliminary layout, 368 00:17:24,599 --> 00:17:26,666 - and it looked good... - Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there. 369 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,971 I asked you not to embarrass me. 370 00:17:29,003 --> 00:17:30,772 - Yeah. - And that's exactly what you did. 371 00:17:30,806 --> 00:17:31,874 Mm-hmm. 372 00:17:31,906 --> 00:17:33,241 That little selfie you posted 373 00:17:33,275 --> 00:17:36,112 damaged an invaluable advertiser relationship. 374 00:17:36,145 --> 00:17:39,280 And now since you basically scooped us, 375 00:17:39,314 --> 00:17:41,984 we're gonna miss out on a major exclusive. 376 00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:44,319 You're off my desk. 377 00:17:44,353 --> 00:17:46,755 And let's be clear... I'm being very lenient here. 378 00:17:46,788 --> 00:17:48,057 Yes, thank you. 379 00:17:48,089 --> 00:17:50,492 Luca? You're replacing Zoey. 380 00:17:50,526 --> 00:17:52,294 Come on. 381 00:17:52,327 --> 00:17:54,296 There's an editorial meeting in 10 minutes. 382 00:17:54,328 --> 00:17:55,431 You can take notes. 383 00:17:55,463 --> 00:17:57,232 Again, I'm really sorry! 384 00:17:57,266 --> 00:18:00,135 It won't happen again! 385 00:18:00,168 --> 00:18:02,770 Okay, I cannot believe you have my dream job 386 00:18:02,804 --> 00:18:05,341 because I made some stupid, little mistake. 387 00:18:05,374 --> 00:18:08,144 I'm sorry, but I also do good work. 388 00:18:08,176 --> 00:18:09,744 What? 389 00:18:09,778 --> 00:18:11,313 My shit's impeccable. 390 00:18:13,781 --> 00:18:16,952 Great. I had basically been demoted to coffee intern. 391 00:18:16,984 --> 00:18:20,289 I was about to lose all my followers... and my mind. 392 00:18:22,356 --> 00:18:24,693 - Hey, Vivek. - What's up? 393 00:18:24,725 --> 00:18:26,462 There they are, the fake-ass Twinstas. 394 00:18:26,494 --> 00:18:28,863 Aww, you've really been feeling yourself lately, 395 00:18:28,896 --> 00:18:30,265 haven't you, V-Digital? 396 00:18:30,298 --> 00:18:31,333 I really have been. 397 00:18:31,366 --> 00:18:33,202 Sometimes you just got to regulate a little. 398 00:18:33,234 --> 00:18:34,770 You know, let people know what time it is. 399 00:18:34,802 --> 00:18:36,804 Sure. And we appreciate that. 400 00:18:36,837 --> 00:18:38,807 Plus we learned a lot. 401 00:18:38,839 --> 00:18:41,342 That thing about burying stuff below page 30 402 00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:42,778 in the search results? 403 00:18:42,810 --> 00:18:43,779 Golden. 404 00:18:43,811 --> 00:18:46,615 Yeah, because no one looks below page 30. 405 00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:47,616 True. 406 00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:49,350 Except us. 407 00:18:49,384 --> 00:18:52,555 Hey, Rod, here comes the guy who scratched your bike. 408 00:18:52,587 --> 00:18:54,056 Hey, what's up, bro? 409 00:18:54,088 --> 00:18:56,024 Hey, what's up, guys? How are y... Oh! 410 00:18:56,058 --> 00:18:57,625 Oh, dude! 411 00:18:57,658 --> 00:18:59,294 Where did you find that? 412 00:18:59,327 --> 00:19:00,362 Page 31. 413 00:19:00,395 --> 00:19:01,497 We may not be engineers, 414 00:19:01,529 --> 00:19:04,032 but we sure do know our way around Worldstar. 415 00:19:05,267 --> 00:19:06,735 Fix your face. 416 00:19:10,288 --> 00:19:12,350 It's crazy. As young adults, 417 00:19:12,398 --> 00:19:14,254 we were supposed to be making mistakes 418 00:19:14,293 --> 00:19:16,540 so we could figure out who we were. 419 00:19:16,575 --> 00:19:20,456 I can't believe I got suspended from Twitter. 420 00:19:20,503 --> 00:19:22,940 Dude, I got completely kicked off. 421 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:26,905 Also, Janelle Monae, kind of an American treasure. 422 00:19:26,930 --> 00:19:28,132 Right? 423 00:19:28,159 --> 00:19:30,895 We let our jealousy get the best of us. 424 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,123 And the thing about our generation's mistakes 425 00:19:33,155 --> 00:19:35,424 is that they are published for all the world to see 426 00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:37,711 and written in digital ink. 427 00:19:38,828 --> 00:19:40,296 And you can never know 428 00:19:40,328 --> 00:19:42,231 when those mistakes can be used against you. 429 00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:44,134 Yo, Aaron, you all right, man? 430 00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:45,400 No, no, I am not. 431 00:19:45,433 --> 00:19:48,570 I-I am the new black voice of the alt-right. 432 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,306 Yeah, do you know Ted Nugent follows me? 433 00:19:50,338 --> 00:19:51,673 Who? 434 00:19:51,706 --> 00:19:54,576 I want you to picture Satan, 435 00:19:54,609 --> 00:19:57,246 but he's from Michigan and he wears a cowboy hat. 436 00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:59,949 Follows me. 437 00:19:59,981 --> 00:20:03,619 The bottom line is, the Internet is a minefield, 438 00:20:03,653 --> 00:20:07,289 and there was just no room for error. 439 00:20:07,323 --> 00:20:09,025 And for that reason, 440 00:20:09,058 --> 00:20:12,295 it's hard not to resent being born into the Digital Age. 441 00:20:12,327 --> 00:20:15,298 It seems like such a huge disadvantage. 442 00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:18,367 Oh, oh, my God! I love this song! 443 00:20:18,401 --> 00:20:20,003 - Ah, me too! - It's, um... 444 00:20:20,036 --> 00:20:21,604 - What is... Wait. - Who is this now? 445 00:20:21,636 --> 00:20:23,472 Oh, my God. It's literally on the tip of my tongue. 446 00:20:23,506 --> 00:20:24,933 - It's the guy. - This is gonna drive me insane. 447 00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:26,643 - Hold on. - Wait, no, no, no, wait! 448 00:20:26,675 --> 00:20:28,211 I got it, I got it. 449 00:20:28,243 --> 00:20:30,779 Relax. Relax! It's searching. 450 00:20:35,585 --> 00:20:37,120 - Ah. - Oh! 451 00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:41,938 And sometimes it felt like the only thing 452 00:20:41,985 --> 00:20:43,893 you could really think or say about it 453 00:20:43,925 --> 00:20:47,396 was "what a time to be alive." 454 00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:51,520 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com