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Zoey: Baby milestones.
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When everything you do
is a wonder
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and you're considered
the most amazing, talented,
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precious human being ever,
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for doing pretty much nothing.
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[ Toy rattles ]
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Nomi: Come on.
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Roll over, baby girl.
You got it.
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But as a mother, Nomi realized
that when it's your baby,
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those nothing moments
are absolutely everything.
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At 2 months, Luna laughed
for the first time.
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At 3 months,
Luna got her first tooth.
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At 4 months,
Luna surpassed Vivek
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in both real-world
and Instagram popularity.
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♪ You came just in time ♪
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[ Ding! ]
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Roll over, baby girl.
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Come on, roll over.
You got it.
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[ Cellphone chimes ]
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♪
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But the one milestone
Nomi never expected
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came at 5 months...
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[ Coos ]
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...when Nomi heard
from Luna's father,
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who didn't even know
his baby existed.
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[ Cooing ]
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♪
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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ Learn something new
every day ♪
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♪ I don't know,
so I'mma feel my way ♪
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♪ Got the weight of the world ♪
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♪ On me ♪
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♪ But no regrets,
this is what I say ♪
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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
♪ You can tell me ♪
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♪ My heart beating so loud ♪
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♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪
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Oh!
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Daddy's back in town,
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and he wants to take Mommy
on a date.
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So?
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Have you responded yet?
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Clearly, you know.
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No, I have not.
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So, um, why don't I just respond
for you?
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[ Chuckles ] Ana,
knock it off, though. Really.
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You know I'm not gonna go,
I know I'm not gonna go.
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But Phil's gonna be less than
2 miles away at Titanium.
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Nomi, God is offering him
up to you
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on a greasy
silver platter.
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Yep,
and I'm just gonna
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send that platter
right back into the kitchen.
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Nomi, come on.
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You need to know
what type of person he is.
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I mean, is he --
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is he kind,
is he lazy, hygienic?
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Come on, aren't you just
a little bit curious?
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Frankly, never been less curious
about anything.
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Yeah, well,
I think these details
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are really important
to know
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about the father
of your baby.
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And I think you're making
a huge mistake.
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Okay, and I think
you're driving me crazy, okay?
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Look [Chuckles]
if you want to go and, like,
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get some closure
or validation
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or really what just seems to be
pure entertainment,
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you should go
on a date with him.
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Why would I do that?
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Because you seem to think that
knowing a few details about him
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is more important
than what I'm telling you
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I know is best
for my daughter.
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Okay?
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So, you know, go find out
if he likes to floss
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or share a beer
with his dad, okay?
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'Cause, after today,
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we're never talking about Phil
ever again.
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♪
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Okay. Great.
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I'll go.
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Great. Have fun.
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Okay, you know what?
Just so we're clear...
Hmm.
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...this isn't
for my validation
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or my entertainment.
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This is for
your daughter,
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because whether or not
you want to know,
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someday she will.
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And it would be nice
if someone had those answers,
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and that someone
should be you --
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the person
who claims to be
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putting her
best interests first.
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'Cause right now,
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it -- it doesn't seem
like you are.
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♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Check me out ♪
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♪
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[ Cellphone swishes ]
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♪ Unh,
I space out like an Astro ♪
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♪ And buss flows in both holes ♪
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♪ Till it leak
out your nose slow ♪
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♪ Just consider me a natural ♪
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♪ If you react slow ♪
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Joey:
What's up, Zo?
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Look like you lost
your best friend or somethin'.
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No, uh, actually,
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two of my friends are trying out
for the Olympics,
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and one of them is meeting
the other one's baby-father,
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but that one
wants nothing to do with it.
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I guess,
long story short,
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I'm here missing all of it,
so...
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Hmm.
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You're just homesick.
Yeah,
a little bit.
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Yeah,
I get that.
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Look,
I miss a lot of big events,
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being on the road.
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I mean,
I guess, you know,
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the grass is greener
wherever you at.
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Like, when I'm home,
I miss the road.
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When I'm on the road,
I miss my superstar daughter
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who's outshining
all of her talentless,
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flatfooted friends
in ballet class.
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You know?
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I mean, I guess what
I'm really trying to say is,
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the only thing
you could really do
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is pour yourself a drink
and, you know,
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just purge your feelings
out to these guys,
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your tour family.
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[ Laughter ]
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Well,
then pour me a drink, fam-o,
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'cause I have some purging
to do.
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Yeah?
Mm-hmm.
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[ Laughs ]
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♪ And when mama see 'em
in the lineup ♪
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♪ When she point 'em out,
she say, "Him and him" ♪
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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♪
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Ana: Hey!
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Hey.
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Are you, by chance,
Phil?
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Yeah.
And you are?
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Hi. I'm Ana [Chuckles]
Nomi's roommate.
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Oh, did she not tell you
that my boyfriend and I
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were supposed to be
joining you guys here?
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No, uh,
I never heard from her,
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so I figured
she wasn't showing up at all.
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Classic Nomi --
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never tells you anything,
just always keeps you guessing.
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[ Giggles ]
It's fun, right?
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I don't know --
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Well, guess it's just
you and me
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[Sighs] till these
crazy kids show up.
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♪
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Vivek: Yo, why did you say
you're ordering
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red, white, and blue string
lights and American flags?
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Are we going to war?
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Read the news, man.
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Yo, I was actually
trying to decorate your joint
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for when we watch
the Olympic trials tomorrow.
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Yo, is Rochelle coming
or not?
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I have not gotten an RSVP
from her yet.
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Yeah, no,
I would count her out for sure.
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She's still a little hot
that I told Zoey
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about the whole Cal U
loan stuff first, so...
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What?!
Yeah.
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Well, you know how sensitive
girls are.
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Look, I just started smashing
on the reg --
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I'm getting pretty good --
but even I know that.
Damn.
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I did nothing wrong
in the situation.
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I-I-I saw Zoey a few hours
after I got the offer.
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It was on my mind,
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and it just --
it came out.
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Bro, regardless,
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you took the biggest thing
that was happening in your life
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and shared it with someone
who was not your girl first.
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[ Sighs ]
Not only
not your girl,
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but someone everyone knows
you wanted to be your girl.
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Desperately.
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I mean, it was sad.
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Pathetic. But hey,
you do you, player.
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As Phil patiently waited
for Nomi to show up,
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Ana dove in with her in-person
interrogation technique.
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How are you with money?
Any debt?
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Home foreclosures?
Auto repos?
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Do you have a criminal history?
Arson? Manslaughter?
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Public urination?
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You know,
it's been a while.
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Are you sure
that Nomi's still coming?
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How do you register?
Democrat?
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Republican?
Sex offender?
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♪ I don't wanna waste
no more time ♪
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♪ I don't think you understand ♪
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♪ I'm caviar ♪
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♪ You don't get
to dine and dash ♪
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♪ I'm tired of ya ♪
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♪ Show up at my door,
like, who invited ya? ♪
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♪ Miss me with that ego,
'cause I'm caviar ♪
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Nomi!
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What are you
doing here?
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I thought about
what you said,
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and you're
absolutely right.
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I should know more about Phil,
for Luna's sake.
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So, where is he?
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Not here.
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Did he stand me up?
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No, no, no, he was here...
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Uh-huh.
...and he was game
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for answering a lot of
real personal questions.
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Great.
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But then, um,
I think there was, like,
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a bit of a --
a tonnage issue,
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so...he left.
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Right.
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I'm so, so sorry,
Nomi.
Hmm.
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Well, way to have Luna's best
interests at heart, Tía Ana.
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♪
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♪
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Thanks for coming back.
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I...think
I owe you an apology.
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If you didn't want
to hang out,
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you could've just hit me back
and said so.
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Instead of siccing
some psycho friend on me.
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I'm sorry.
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Yeah, I don't know --
I don't know what to say.
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Then why'd you ask me
to come back?
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Okay, to be honest,
it took me a minute
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to even get the courage
to meet you here,
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and she scared you off
before I even got here, so...
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Why would you
need courage?
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The last time we hung out,
we had an amazing night.
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Wait, "amazing night"?
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I thought
it was too many tequila shots
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and your penis.
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Well, I had no idea
that you were that drunk.
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I mean, sure,
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that was the beginning
and the end of the night,
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but there was
a lot of cool stuff
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that happened there
in between.
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♪
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So, just out of curiosity,
um, what was the in-between?
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♪
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Hey.
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♪
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Um,
thanks for meeting up.
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Look, I know things have been
a little icy between us
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as of late,
right?
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So there's a few things
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that I-I want to share
with you, okay?
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Just bear with me here.
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Um...
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"Sometimes I enjoy sitting down
when I pee.
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My favorite movie
is 'Beaches.'
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00:09:20,452 --> 00:09:21,802
I never told my dad
I love him.
259
00:09:21,878 --> 00:09:24,137
I call my rattail
Avery."
260
00:09:24,214 --> 00:09:25,956
Or Dragontail,
however I'm feeling on the day.
261
00:09:25,958 --> 00:09:27,974
Um, there's also
262
00:09:28,051 --> 00:09:32,646
some other embarrassing stuff
in there, so...
263
00:09:32,722 --> 00:09:35,482
I'm sorry, what is --
what is all this?
264
00:09:35,559 --> 00:09:37,150
That is a list of things
I have never told anyone.
265
00:09:39,972 --> 00:09:42,656
You are now the first
to know all of it.
266
00:09:42,732 --> 00:09:44,157
♪
267
00:09:44,234 --> 00:09:46,476
Thank you.
268
00:09:46,478 --> 00:09:48,253
That's a really sweet
gesture.
269
00:09:48,330 --> 00:09:51,906
Yeah, look, I-I was giving
the Zoey thing a lot of thought,
270
00:09:51,984 --> 00:09:54,426
and clearly our friendship
makes you uncomfortable,
271
00:09:54,503 --> 00:09:56,911
and I-I just -- I never
want to put you in a situation
272
00:09:56,989 --> 00:09:58,672
that makes you feel
like that.
273
00:09:58,748 --> 00:10:00,006
You're my priority,
okay?
274
00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:01,825
And I-I...
275
00:10:01,827 --> 00:10:02,826
From this point on,
I won't...
276
00:10:02,828 --> 00:10:04,085
let it happen...
277
00:10:04,163 --> 00:10:06,163
again.
278
00:10:06,165 --> 00:10:10,684
♪
279
00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:13,061
[ Indistinct conversations ]
280
00:10:16,766 --> 00:10:17,674
[ Spray can hisses ]
281
00:10:17,676 --> 00:10:24,957
♪
282
00:10:25,033 --> 00:10:26,850
[ Chuckles ] Hey.
283
00:10:26,852 --> 00:10:28,368
Ooh,
there she is.
284
00:10:30,447 --> 00:10:31,521
Okay,
what is up today?
285
00:10:31,523 --> 00:10:34,633
Why is everyone
saying that to me?
286
00:10:34,710 --> 00:10:36,877
Because we all know
you gave Joey's ding-a-ling
287
00:10:36,953 --> 00:10:39,696
the full Zoey Johnson
Styling Experience last night.
288
00:10:39,698 --> 00:10:43,550
I gave his what
the full what?
289
00:10:43,627 --> 00:10:46,052
People saw you
come out of his bus at 3:00 a.m.
290
00:10:46,129 --> 00:10:47,871
Don't act like that's not
peak ding-a-ling hours.
291
00:10:47,873 --> 00:10:49,389
Um, not for me
it's not.
292
00:10:49,466 --> 00:10:51,966
I don't know how other people
choose to allocate their time,
293
00:10:52,044 --> 00:10:53,151
but first of all,
he is my boss,
294
00:10:53,228 --> 00:10:55,988
and those are
his private parts!
295
00:10:56,064 --> 00:10:57,823
That's insane.
296
00:10:57,900 --> 00:11:01,827
No, what's insane is for you
to be up at his bus all night
297
00:11:01,904 --> 00:11:03,904
and expect no one to assume
y'all were [bleep]
298
00:11:03,980 --> 00:11:05,480
What are we
supposed to think?
299
00:11:05,557 --> 00:11:06,814
Y'all are bingeing reruns
of "Family Matters"?
300
00:11:06,892 --> 00:11:09,242
Everyone is always
all up on his bus at 3:00 a.m.
301
00:11:09,319 --> 00:11:11,061
Matter of fact,
302
00:11:11,063 --> 00:11:12,412
you're always on his bus
at 3:00, so...
303
00:11:12,489 --> 00:11:12,996
Yeah,
'cause I'm [bleep] him!
304
00:11:16,568 --> 00:11:19,736
So, now our entire
tour family
305
00:11:19,738 --> 00:11:22,239
thinks that I am, too?
306
00:11:22,241 --> 00:11:23,665
Zoey, wake up. These people
are not your family.
307
00:11:23,742 --> 00:11:26,760
And walking off your boss' bus
in the middle of the night
308
00:11:26,836 --> 00:11:28,836
is a bad look, period.
309
00:11:28,914 --> 00:11:31,097
You're a professional woman
in the real world,
310
00:11:31,174 --> 00:11:32,524
and you need
to handle yourself like one.
311
00:11:32,601 --> 00:11:33,917
[ Sighs ]
So, what do I do now?
312
00:11:33,919 --> 00:11:35,252
Oh, my God,
this is too much.
313
00:11:35,254 --> 00:11:38,530
You grow the [bleep] up
or you get the [bleep] out.
314
00:11:38,607 --> 00:11:41,033
♪
315
00:11:41,109 --> 00:11:43,368
Got it.
316
00:11:43,445 --> 00:11:45,262
Phil?
317
00:11:45,264 --> 00:11:47,948
Are you still here?
318
00:11:48,024 --> 00:11:50,283
Please tell me you didn't leave
me to die in your aunt's house.
319
00:11:53,439 --> 00:11:54,996
Okay,
you can open your eyes.
320
00:12:00,796 --> 00:12:02,128
Is this
"Sixteen Candles"?
321
00:12:02,205 --> 00:12:03,538
Yes.
322
00:12:03,615 --> 00:12:06,541
This is exactly what
you begged me to do last year.
323
00:12:06,618 --> 00:12:09,286
I did?
Yeah.
324
00:12:09,288 --> 00:12:12,230
We were talking about
our favorite movies,
325
00:12:12,307 --> 00:12:13,881
and you said "Sixteen Candles"
was yours,
326
00:12:13,959 --> 00:12:17,903
and then
you cried about --
327
00:12:17,980 --> 00:12:20,054
Never had
my dining-room table moment.
328
00:12:20,132 --> 00:12:21,889
Hmm.
Mm.
329
00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:23,984
Well, then the crying
ended up becoming
330
00:12:24,060 --> 00:12:28,472
this really messy,
like, snot-filled sob...
331
00:12:28,474 --> 00:12:31,324
Oh.
...about breaking up
with some old lady.
332
00:12:31,401 --> 00:12:34,327
And so then
we came in here,
333
00:12:34,404 --> 00:12:36,480
and I gave you
your dining-room table moment.
334
00:12:36,482 --> 00:12:40,074
That is the most romantic thing
anyone's ever done for me
335
00:12:40,152 --> 00:12:41,259
that I don't remember.
336
00:12:41,336 --> 00:12:44,671
[ Chuckles ]
337
00:12:44,748 --> 00:12:47,674
It's okay.
338
00:12:47,751 --> 00:12:48,433
What do you say?
339
00:12:48,510 --> 00:12:49,768
You want
to make a wish
340
00:12:49,845 --> 00:12:51,586
and blow out the candles
like you did last year?
341
00:12:51,663 --> 00:12:56,090
♪
342
00:12:56,168 --> 00:12:58,092
♪ Hope I ♪
343
00:12:58,170 --> 00:12:59,444
♪ Wish I ♪
344
00:12:59,521 --> 00:13:01,521
♪ Knew how ♪
345
00:13:01,598 --> 00:13:02,839
♪ To start up time ♪
346
00:13:02,841 --> 00:13:05,191
♪ Before we ♪
347
00:13:05,268 --> 00:13:07,177
♪ Realize we're a scene
from a movie... ♪
348
00:13:07,179 --> 00:13:09,696
Phil, there's something
I have to tell you.
349
00:13:09,773 --> 00:13:11,197
♪ It's like we're swimming
in the deep end ♪
350
00:13:11,274 --> 00:13:13,183
♪ Breath away from drowning ♪
351
00:13:13,185 --> 00:13:14,108
♪ No way we ain't going down ♪
352
00:13:18,114 --> 00:13:19,614
So, after Nomi returned home
353
00:13:19,691 --> 00:13:21,800
to relieve Luca
of his babysitting duties
354
00:13:21,877 --> 00:13:23,635
and detail the events
of her evening,
355
00:13:23,712 --> 00:13:24,803
he was left with
only one question.
356
00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:27,639
You smashed?
357
00:13:27,716 --> 00:13:29,199
I know, I know.
It's really, really, really bad,
358
00:13:29,201 --> 00:13:31,843
but also, it was really, really,
really, really good.
359
00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:33,537
No, that's just
all the way bad.
360
00:13:33,539 --> 00:13:36,039
You had a one-night stand
with your one-night stand
361
00:13:36,041 --> 00:13:38,150
not telling him
you birthed his child
362
00:13:38,226 --> 00:13:40,060
from your first
one-night stand.
363
00:13:40,136 --> 00:13:43,488
I mean, it's poetic,
but also very dark.
364
00:13:43,565 --> 00:13:45,640
Like a haiku of mistakes.
365
00:13:45,717 --> 00:13:47,475
So, are you saying that
I shouldn't respond to the text
366
00:13:47,553 --> 00:13:49,977
that he already sent me
about hanging out tomorrow?
367
00:13:50,055 --> 00:13:51,237
Out of the question.
368
00:13:51,314 --> 00:13:52,330
If he finds out
you've been
369
00:13:52,407 --> 00:13:53,999
withholding
this information from him
370
00:13:54,076 --> 00:13:55,817
while continuing
to date him,
371
00:13:55,894 --> 00:13:57,151
he's gonna hate you.
372
00:13:57,229 --> 00:13:58,653
You're right.
373
00:13:58,730 --> 00:14:00,172
I can't see him again,
374
00:14:00,248 --> 00:14:02,065
and I can't tell him
about Luna.
375
00:14:02,067 --> 00:14:04,250
I mean, he has his whole life
ahead of him, you know?
376
00:14:04,327 --> 00:14:06,011
Something about WWOOFing
in New Zealand.
377
00:14:06,088 --> 00:14:07,679
Who am I
to take away that from him?
378
00:14:07,756 --> 00:14:08,680
Exactly.
379
00:14:08,757 --> 00:14:10,665
And I mean,
Paul not knowing --
380
00:14:10,742 --> 00:14:12,909
Phil.
Agree to disagree.
381
00:14:12,911 --> 00:14:15,687
Him not knowing
is what's best for him,
382
00:14:15,764 --> 00:14:17,581
and it's what's best
for Luna.
383
00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:20,083
And honestly...
384
00:14:20,085 --> 00:14:21,084
it's what's best for me.
385
00:14:21,086 --> 00:14:22,752
I mean,
three parents
386
00:14:22,754 --> 00:14:24,437
are way too many cooks
in the kitchen.
387
00:14:24,514 --> 00:14:26,514
And when we get into
sleep training,
388
00:14:26,592 --> 00:14:28,108
I don't want to start having
a clash of philosophies.
389
00:14:28,184 --> 00:14:31,277
♪
390
00:14:31,354 --> 00:14:35,189
Indigo's words
were a real gut punch.
391
00:14:35,267 --> 00:14:36,524
I knew working
in the real world was hard,
392
00:14:36,602 --> 00:14:40,528
but I never questioned
if I was ready for it.
393
00:14:40,606 --> 00:14:41,529
In my time working for Joey...
394
00:14:41,607 --> 00:14:43,865
[ Ding! ]
395
00:14:43,942 --> 00:14:45,125
...I learned
that the real world
396
00:14:45,201 --> 00:14:47,385
is a tough
and unforgiving place.
397
00:14:47,462 --> 00:14:51,205
In that moment, I had to retun
to my Cal U bubble
398
00:14:51,283 --> 00:14:55,285
and the people I loved
and needed more than anything.
399
00:14:55,287 --> 00:14:57,454
Joey: Are you sure I can't
get you to change your mind?
400
00:14:57,456 --> 00:15:00,624
Yeah, I'm sure.
401
00:15:00,626 --> 00:15:03,885
I just think
I got in a bit over my head,
402
00:15:03,962 --> 00:15:05,737
and apparently I have
a little growing up to do.
403
00:15:05,814 --> 00:15:09,149
And, you know, I really
just can't stop thinking about
404
00:15:09,225 --> 00:15:10,057
how much greener
the grass is at home.
405
00:15:10,135 --> 00:15:12,636
So...
406
00:15:12,638 --> 00:15:14,246
Well, then that's where
you need to be.
407
00:15:14,322 --> 00:15:16,139
You know, I never grew up around
grass for real.
408
00:15:16,141 --> 00:15:17,415
Oh.
409
00:15:17,492 --> 00:15:19,233
Just know you can always
come back when you're ready.
410
00:15:19,311 --> 00:15:20,310
Proud of you.
411
00:15:20,312 --> 00:15:22,420
Thanks, boss.
412
00:15:22,497 --> 00:15:23,813
No doubt.
413
00:15:23,815 --> 00:15:25,331
Ah!
414
00:15:25,408 --> 00:15:28,151
So, while I was returning home
415
00:15:28,153 --> 00:15:30,595
from my difficult milestone
of quitting my dream job,
416
00:15:30,672 --> 00:15:34,824
the Twins were hoping to
achieve their own milestone --
417
00:15:34,826 --> 00:15:38,252
qualifying for
the freaking Olympics!
418
00:15:38,330 --> 00:15:41,273
This is what I always
imagined for my man cave.
419
00:15:41,349 --> 00:15:44,425
Just a bunch of dudes
hanging out, drinking beers,
420
00:15:44,503 --> 00:15:46,260
watching sports,
shooting the shit, you know?
421
00:15:46,338 --> 00:15:47,020
[ Chuckles ]
422
00:15:47,096 --> 00:15:50,448
Right.
423
00:15:50,525 --> 00:15:52,784
Female announcer:
She is stuck in lane 1,
424
00:15:52,861 --> 00:15:54,511
but this is her best race.
425
00:15:54,513 --> 00:15:55,269
All right, good talk.
426
00:15:55,347 --> 00:15:56,788
♪
427
00:15:56,865 --> 00:15:58,272
[ Knock on door ]
428
00:15:58,350 --> 00:15:59,291
Hey.
429
00:15:59,367 --> 00:16:01,868
Uh, I was just about
to head downstairs.
430
00:16:01,945 --> 00:16:03,353
I'm trying
to finish unpacking.
431
00:16:03,355 --> 00:16:04,871
Oh, no,
I'm -- I'm not staying.
432
00:16:04,948 --> 00:16:07,281
I just came to help Doug
set up his, uh, war decorations.
433
00:16:07,359 --> 00:16:09,283
But I heard
you were back in town
434
00:16:09,361 --> 00:16:11,044
and I wanted to talk to you
about something.
435
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,287
Okay.
Uh, yeah, what's up?
436
00:16:13,365 --> 00:16:15,715
Okay, so, uh, Rochelle.
437
00:16:15,792 --> 00:16:17,625
You know Rochelle.
I do know her.
438
00:16:17,703 --> 00:16:21,221
Turns out that she has a bit
of an issue with our friendship.
439
00:16:21,297 --> 00:16:22,981
Which I totally get,
totally fair.
440
00:16:23,058 --> 00:16:23,890
So I think
out of respect for her,
441
00:16:23,967 --> 00:16:26,634
it's best that I,
um...
442
00:16:26,712 --> 00:16:28,044
you know, that I just --
I-I step back --
443
00:16:28,046 --> 00:16:30,304
well, fall back
a bit from you.
444
00:16:30,382 --> 00:16:32,139
[ Scoffs ] Uh...
445
00:16:32,217 --> 00:16:33,491
Yeah,
the whole "fall back" thing.
446
00:16:33,568 --> 00:16:34,901
Um...
447
00:16:34,978 --> 00:16:36,161
No, I-I totally get it.
448
00:16:36,238 --> 00:16:38,813
She talked to you, too?
[ Chuckles ]
449
00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:41,148
"Too"?
Rochelle talked to you?
450
00:16:41,226 --> 00:16:43,576
Me? W--
451
00:16:43,653 --> 00:16:45,729
But it's just not --
not that big of a deal.
452
00:16:45,731 --> 00:16:47,230
It was all good.
It's -- It's all good.
It's --
453
00:16:47,232 --> 00:16:48,489
No, no, no, it's not "all good"
that she said that to you,
454
00:16:48,567 --> 00:16:50,825
and it's not "all good"
that you didn't tell me.
455
00:16:50,902 --> 00:16:52,585
Okay, dude,
what was I supposed to say?
456
00:16:52,662 --> 00:16:53,995
"Hey, Aaron,
you know your girlfriend?
457
00:16:54,072 --> 00:16:56,422
Well, she doesn't trust us
to hang out with each other.
458
00:16:56,499 --> 00:16:57,741
Aah!"
Yeah.
459
00:16:57,743 --> 00:16:59,017
Why couldn't you
have said that?
460
00:16:59,094 --> 00:17:01,353
It's not like there's anything
going on between us.
461
00:17:01,429 --> 00:17:03,521
Are you serious?
462
00:17:03,598 --> 00:17:04,914
Are we gonna
play this game?
463
00:17:04,916 --> 00:17:07,174
Because at the beginning
of the semester,
464
00:17:07,252 --> 00:17:08,935
I told you I wanted
to be with you to your face.
465
00:17:09,012 --> 00:17:10,770
And so you know
I actually kind of get it,
466
00:17:10,847 --> 00:17:12,422
because if I was your girl,
the last thing I'd want
467
00:17:12,424 --> 00:17:14,532
is someone who's in love
with my man sniffing around.
468
00:17:16,111 --> 00:17:17,610
You're in what?
469
00:17:19,765 --> 00:17:21,114
Ana:
Everyone quiet down!
470
00:17:21,190 --> 00:17:23,767
Quiet, quiet, quiet!
The Twins' race is starting!
471
00:17:23,769 --> 00:17:25,210
Quiet.
Here, give me this.
472
00:17:25,287 --> 00:17:26,544
All right,
this is gonna be a good one.
473
00:17:26,621 --> 00:17:27,545
-Let's go.
-Okay.
474
00:17:27,622 --> 00:17:31,032
[ All cheering ]
475
00:17:31,109 --> 00:17:32,533
Why would you wait until I am
in the middle of a relationship
476
00:17:32,611 --> 00:17:33,610
to say
something like that?
477
00:17:33,612 --> 00:17:34,944
Well, God,
how was I supposed to know
478
00:17:34,946 --> 00:17:37,630
that literally one month after,
uh, you kissed me,
479
00:17:37,707 --> 00:17:39,040
that you were already
gonna be with someone else?
480
00:17:39,117 --> 00:17:41,301
Oh, as opposed to me
sitting around waiting for you
481
00:17:41,377 --> 00:17:43,286
for another three years?
[ Sighs ]
482
00:17:43,288 --> 00:17:45,054
Yeah, I could see how that
would've thrown you off, Zoey.
483
00:17:46,808 --> 00:17:48,400
Well,
I'm here now.
484
00:17:48,476 --> 00:17:49,959
♪ Don't say another word ♪
485
00:17:49,961 --> 00:17:54,055
♪ Please be my everything ♪
486
00:17:54,132 --> 00:17:59,060
♪ I want you to see ♪
487
00:17:59,137 --> 00:18:02,229
[ Sighs ]
488
00:18:02,307 --> 00:18:05,141
♪ Show me everything you want,
what you need ♪
489
00:18:05,143 --> 00:18:06,251
[ All shouting, cheering ]
490
00:18:06,328 --> 00:18:11,998
♪ Moving way too fast,
get close to me ♪
491
00:18:12,075 --> 00:18:14,500
Zoey: As baby Luna
would come to learn,
492
00:18:14,577 --> 00:18:17,244
even after our first words,
first steps,
493
00:18:17,322 --> 00:18:18,655
and first days of school,
494
00:18:18,657 --> 00:18:21,324
we never
stop reaching milestones.
495
00:18:21,326 --> 00:18:26,830
♪ I'm here to stay ♪
496
00:18:26,832 --> 00:18:29,256
Male announcer: Just now
for the final standings...
497
00:18:29,334 --> 00:18:30,775
Zoey:
Sometimes, they're the ones
498
00:18:30,852 --> 00:18:34,946
we've worked towards
our whole lives, side by side,
499
00:18:35,023 --> 00:18:36,522
but only one of us achieves.
500
00:18:38,343 --> 00:18:42,287
Sometimes they're the ones
that catch us by surprise
501
00:18:42,364 --> 00:18:45,123
and absolutely
take our breath away.
502
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,274
♪ Unraveled 'fore your eyes ♪
503
00:18:47,352 --> 00:18:49,853
♪ But you won't see
the disconnect ♪
504
00:18:49,855 --> 00:18:51,796
♪ Has me discontent ♪
505
00:18:51,873 --> 00:18:55,449
♪
506
00:18:55,527 --> 00:18:57,360
♪ Wishing our past
could be our present ♪
507
00:18:57,362 --> 00:18:58,636
♪ Got me talking to myself ♪
508
00:18:58,713 --> 00:19:02,715
And sometimes, the most
significant milestones,
509
00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:05,292
the ones we use
to right a wrong,
510
00:19:05,370 --> 00:19:06,794
will alter the course
of our lives forever.
511
00:19:06,872 --> 00:19:09,130
I'm glad you changed your mind
about hanging out.
512
00:19:09,207 --> 00:19:11,057
Mm.
513
00:19:11,134 --> 00:19:13,559
Okay, look, Phil,
514
00:19:13,636 --> 00:19:14,969
there's something that
I didn't tell you last night
515
00:19:15,046 --> 00:19:15,970
because I was scared,
but I should've told you,
516
00:19:16,047 --> 00:19:17,489
and then I saw
this note from my dad,
517
00:19:17,565 --> 00:19:18,139
and that
made me realize that --
518
00:19:18,216 --> 00:19:19,473
Y-You know what?
519
00:19:19,551 --> 00:19:21,885
The details actually
don't really matter, I -- Yeah.
520
00:19:21,887 --> 00:19:24,554
Nomi, what are you
trying to say?
521
00:19:24,556 --> 00:19:26,981
Um...
522
00:19:27,058 --> 00:19:28,166
[ Smacks lips ]
523
00:19:28,243 --> 00:19:32,228
I'm saying that
I don't want to be the reason
524
00:19:32,230 --> 00:19:35,732
that you miss out on
525
00:19:35,734 --> 00:19:38,084
what could be your favorite part
of every day.
526
00:19:38,161 --> 00:19:41,587
I am beyond confused.
527
00:19:41,664 --> 00:19:44,182
Um...Hmm.
528
00:19:47,746 --> 00:19:51,505
This is
your daughter, Luna.
529
00:19:51,583 --> 00:19:58,512
♪
530
00:19:58,590 --> 00:20:00,556
Oh.
531
00:20:06,114 --> 00:20:08,932
So, not exactly
what I imagined
532
00:20:08,934 --> 00:20:10,191
for the first event
in my man cave,
533
00:20:10,268 --> 00:20:14,062
but hey, you know,
we're still a bunch of dudes,
534
00:20:14,138 --> 00:20:16,272
hanging out, eating chips,
drinking beers.
535
00:20:16,274 --> 00:20:18,365
But we can still
shoot the shit.
536
00:20:18,443 --> 00:20:20,201
Congrats,
your girl made the cut.
537
00:20:20,278 --> 00:20:21,461
She did.
Yeah.
538
00:20:21,537 --> 00:20:22,220
Yeah.
539
00:20:24,449 --> 00:20:25,706
Sorry your girl didn't.
540
00:20:25,784 --> 00:20:27,058
She did not.
541
00:20:29,879 --> 00:20:32,730
Your girl
made some fire guac.
542
00:20:32,807 --> 00:20:33,898
She did.
543
00:20:33,975 --> 00:20:34,791
Oh, so good, though.
544
00:20:34,793 --> 00:20:37,477
Facts, bro.
Every time.
545
00:20:37,553 --> 00:20:38,811
It slaps.
546
00:20:38,888 --> 00:20:41,297
So, you really
kissed a dude?
547
00:20:41,299 --> 00:20:43,408
I did.
548
00:20:43,485 --> 00:20:44,242
I really did.
549
00:20:46,304 --> 00:20:47,061
Huh.
550
00:20:47,138 --> 00:20:51,624
All right,
good talk.