1 00:00:01,986 --> 00:00:04,003 Zoey: Baby milestones. 2 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:06,672 When everything you do is a wonder 3 00:00:06,749 --> 00:00:10,584 and you're considered the most amazing, talented, 4 00:00:10,661 --> 00:00:12,178 precious human being ever, 5 00:00:12,255 --> 00:00:15,664 for doing pretty much nothing. 6 00:00:15,742 --> 00:00:16,331 [ Toy rattles ] 7 00:00:16,409 --> 00:00:18,184 Nomi: Come on. 8 00:00:18,261 --> 00:00:19,835 Roll over, baby girl. You got it. 9 00:00:19,912 --> 00:00:22,596 But as a mother, Nomi realized that when it's your baby, 10 00:00:22,673 --> 00:00:26,584 those nothing moments are absolutely everything. 11 00:00:26,586 --> 00:00:31,513 At 2 months, Luna laughed for the first time. 12 00:00:31,591 --> 00:00:34,425 At 3 months, Luna got her first tooth. 13 00:00:34,427 --> 00:00:35,926 At 4 months, Luna surpassed Vivek 14 00:00:35,928 --> 00:00:39,538 in both real-world and Instagram popularity. 15 00:00:39,615 --> 00:00:40,614 ♪ You came just in time ♪ 16 00:00:40,691 --> 00:00:42,433 [ Ding! ] 17 00:00:42,435 --> 00:00:44,935 Roll over, baby girl. 18 00:00:44,937 --> 00:00:46,379 Come on, roll over. You got it. 19 00:00:46,455 --> 00:00:46,954 [ Cellphone chimes ] 20 00:00:49,125 --> 00:00:52,459 ♪ 21 00:00:52,536 --> 00:00:54,795 But the one milestone Nomi never expected 22 00:00:54,872 --> 00:00:55,871 came at 5 months... 23 00:00:55,948 --> 00:00:58,616 [ Coos ] 24 00:00:58,618 --> 00:01:01,285 ...when Nomi heard from Luna's father, 25 00:01:01,287 --> 00:01:02,453 who didn't even know his baby existed. 26 00:01:02,455 --> 00:01:03,545 [ Cooing ] 27 00:01:03,623 --> 00:01:05,472 ♪ 28 00:01:05,549 --> 00:01:09,627 ♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪ 29 00:01:09,629 --> 00:01:11,812 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 30 00:01:11,889 --> 00:01:13,647 ♪ Learn something new every day ♪ 31 00:01:13,724 --> 00:01:16,892 ♪ I don't know, so I'mma feel my way ♪ 32 00:01:16,969 --> 00:01:17,802 ♪ Got the weight of the world ♪ 33 00:01:17,804 --> 00:01:19,987 ♪ On me ♪ 34 00:01:20,064 --> 00:01:21,897 ♪ But no regrets, this is what I say ♪ 35 00:01:21,974 --> 00:01:25,918 ♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪ 36 00:01:25,995 --> 00:01:27,586 ♪ I'm grown ♪ ♪ You can tell me ♪ 37 00:01:27,663 --> 00:01:32,908 ♪ My heart beating so loud ♪ 38 00:01:32,985 --> 00:01:36,078 ♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪ 39 00:01:36,155 --> 00:01:38,580 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 40 00:01:38,658 --> 00:01:39,990 ♪ 41 00:01:39,992 --> 00:01:42,268 Oh! 42 00:01:42,345 --> 00:01:44,178 Daddy's back in town, 43 00:01:44,254 --> 00:01:44,678 and he wants to take Mommy on a date. 44 00:01:44,755 --> 00:01:46,497 So? 45 00:01:46,499 --> 00:01:48,182 Have you responded yet? 46 00:01:48,258 --> 00:01:49,275 Clearly, you know. 47 00:01:49,352 --> 00:01:50,517 No, I have not. 48 00:01:50,594 --> 00:01:54,096 So, um, why don't I just respond for you? 49 00:01:54,173 --> 00:01:56,190 [ Chuckles ] Ana, knock it off, though. Really. 50 00:01:56,266 --> 00:01:56,607 You know I'm not gonna go, I know I'm not gonna go. 51 00:01:58,435 --> 00:02:02,179 But Phil's gonna be less than 2 miles away at Titanium. 52 00:02:02,181 --> 00:02:04,181 Nomi, God is offering him up to you 53 00:02:04,183 --> 00:02:05,624 on a greasy silver platter. 54 00:02:05,701 --> 00:02:06,942 Yep, and I'm just gonna 55 00:02:07,019 --> 00:02:09,536 send that platter right back into the kitchen. 56 00:02:09,613 --> 00:02:10,963 Nomi, come on. 57 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:13,190 You need to know what type of person he is. 58 00:02:13,192 --> 00:02:14,616 I mean, is he -- 59 00:02:14,694 --> 00:02:17,378 is he kind, is he lazy, hygienic? 60 00:02:17,454 --> 00:02:18,971 Come on, aren't you just a little bit curious? 61 00:02:19,048 --> 00:02:22,124 Frankly, never been less curious about anything. 62 00:02:22,201 --> 00:02:25,219 Yeah, well, I think these details 63 00:02:25,295 --> 00:02:26,145 are really important to know 64 00:02:26,222 --> 00:02:27,388 about the father of your baby. 65 00:02:27,464 --> 00:02:30,298 And I think you're making a huge mistake. 66 00:02:30,376 --> 00:02:31,542 Okay, and I think you're driving me crazy, okay? 67 00:02:31,544 --> 00:02:34,302 Look [Chuckles] if you want to go and, like, 68 00:02:34,380 --> 00:02:35,654 get some closure or validation 69 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:38,807 or really what just seems to be pure entertainment, 70 00:02:38,885 --> 00:02:39,658 you should go on a date with him. 71 00:02:39,735 --> 00:02:41,660 Why would I do that? 72 00:02:41,737 --> 00:02:43,812 Because you seem to think that knowing a few details about him 73 00:02:43,890 --> 00:02:46,390 is more important than what I'm telling you 74 00:02:46,392 --> 00:02:47,500 I know is best for my daughter. 75 00:02:47,576 --> 00:02:49,651 Okay? 76 00:02:49,729 --> 00:02:51,987 So, you know, go find out if he likes to floss 77 00:02:52,064 --> 00:02:53,580 or share a beer with his dad, okay? 78 00:02:53,657 --> 00:02:55,249 'Cause, after today, 79 00:02:55,325 --> 00:02:56,008 we're never talking about Phil ever again. 80 00:02:56,085 --> 00:02:58,919 ♪ 81 00:02:58,996 --> 00:03:00,237 Okay. Great. 82 00:03:00,239 --> 00:03:02,181 I'll go. 83 00:03:02,258 --> 00:03:03,999 Great. Have fun. 84 00:03:04,076 --> 00:03:06,668 Okay, you know what? Just so we're clear... Hmm. 85 00:03:06,746 --> 00:03:08,020 ...this isn't for my validation 86 00:03:08,097 --> 00:03:09,355 or my entertainment. 87 00:03:09,432 --> 00:03:11,932 This is for your daughter, 88 00:03:12,009 --> 00:03:13,025 because whether or not you want to know, 89 00:03:13,102 --> 00:03:14,435 someday she will. 90 00:03:14,511 --> 00:03:16,587 And it would be nice if someone had those answers, 91 00:03:16,589 --> 00:03:18,864 and that someone should be you -- 92 00:03:18,941 --> 00:03:20,682 the person who claims to be 93 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:22,535 putting her best interests first. 94 00:03:22,611 --> 00:03:24,036 'Cause right now, 95 00:03:24,113 --> 00:03:26,354 it -- it doesn't seem like you are. 96 00:03:26,432 --> 00:03:32,861 ♪ 97 00:03:32,939 --> 00:03:34,621 ♪ Yeah ♪ 98 00:03:34,698 --> 00:03:36,106 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 99 00:03:36,108 --> 00:03:38,533 ♪ Check me out ♪ 100 00:03:38,611 --> 00:03:42,037 ♪ 101 00:03:42,114 --> 00:03:43,948 [ Cellphone swishes ] 102 00:03:43,950 --> 00:03:47,117 ♪ Unh, I space out like an Astro ♪ 103 00:03:47,119 --> 00:03:48,802 ♪ And buss flows in both holes ♪ 104 00:03:48,879 --> 00:03:50,712 ♪ Till it leak out your nose slow ♪ 105 00:03:50,790 --> 00:03:52,306 ♪ Just consider me a natural ♪ 106 00:03:52,382 --> 00:03:53,457 ♪ If you react slow ♪ 107 00:03:53,459 --> 00:03:55,459 Joey: What's up, Zo? 108 00:03:55,461 --> 00:03:57,294 Look like you lost your best friend or somethin'. 109 00:03:57,296 --> 00:03:58,812 No, uh, actually, 110 00:03:58,889 --> 00:04:01,148 two of my friends are trying out for the Olympics, 111 00:04:01,225 --> 00:04:05,077 and one of them is meeting the other one's baby-father, 112 00:04:05,154 --> 00:04:06,653 but that one wants nothing to do with it. 113 00:04:06,730 --> 00:04:08,305 I guess, long story short, 114 00:04:08,307 --> 00:04:09,564 I'm here missing all of it, so... 115 00:04:09,642 --> 00:04:11,976 Hmm. 116 00:04:11,978 --> 00:04:12,751 You're just homesick. Yeah, a little bit. 117 00:04:12,828 --> 00:04:13,902 Yeah, I get that. 118 00:04:13,980 --> 00:04:15,996 Look, I miss a lot of big events, 119 00:04:16,073 --> 00:04:16,905 being on the road. 120 00:04:16,983 --> 00:04:17,923 I mean, I guess, you know, 121 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,986 the grass is greener wherever you at. 122 00:04:21,988 --> 00:04:23,487 Like, when I'm home, I miss the road. 123 00:04:23,489 --> 00:04:26,173 When I'm on the road, I miss my superstar daughter 124 00:04:26,250 --> 00:04:29,084 who's outshining all of her talentless, 125 00:04:29,161 --> 00:04:30,160 flatfooted friends in ballet class. 126 00:04:30,162 --> 00:04:32,587 You know? 127 00:04:32,665 --> 00:04:34,014 I mean, I guess what I'm really trying to say is, 128 00:04:34,091 --> 00:04:35,774 the only thing you could really do 129 00:04:35,851 --> 00:04:38,002 is pour yourself a drink and, you know, 130 00:04:38,004 --> 00:04:39,261 just purge your feelings out to these guys, 131 00:04:39,338 --> 00:04:40,170 your tour family. 132 00:04:40,172 --> 00:04:42,597 [ Laughter ] 133 00:04:42,675 --> 00:04:45,359 Well, then pour me a drink, fam-o, 134 00:04:45,435 --> 00:04:46,619 'cause I have some purging to do. 135 00:04:46,695 --> 00:04:48,111 Yeah? Mm-hmm. 136 00:04:50,366 --> 00:04:51,865 [ Laughs ] 137 00:04:51,942 --> 00:04:53,350 ♪ And when mama see 'em in the lineup ♪ 138 00:04:53,352 --> 00:04:56,020 ♪ When she point 'em out, she say, "Him and him" ♪ 139 00:04:56,022 --> 00:04:58,205 [ Indistinct conversations ] 140 00:04:58,282 --> 00:05:04,028 ♪ 141 00:05:04,030 --> 00:05:05,362 Ana: Hey! 142 00:05:05,364 --> 00:05:07,047 Hey. 143 00:05:07,124 --> 00:05:10,217 Are you, by chance, Phil? 144 00:05:10,294 --> 00:05:12,553 Yeah. And you are? 145 00:05:12,629 --> 00:05:15,222 Hi. I'm Ana [Chuckles] Nomi's roommate. 146 00:05:15,299 --> 00:05:17,966 Oh, did she not tell you that my boyfriend and I 147 00:05:18,044 --> 00:05:18,817 were supposed to be joining you guys here? 148 00:05:18,894 --> 00:05:21,728 No, uh, I never heard from her, 149 00:05:21,805 --> 00:05:23,138 so I figured she wasn't showing up at all. 150 00:05:23,215 --> 00:05:25,065 Classic Nomi -- 151 00:05:25,142 --> 00:05:27,326 never tells you anything, just always keeps you guessing. 152 00:05:27,403 --> 00:05:29,236 [ Giggles ] It's fun, right? 153 00:05:29,313 --> 00:05:30,996 I don't know -- 154 00:05:31,073 --> 00:05:33,315 Well, guess it's just you and me 155 00:05:33,392 --> 00:05:34,741 [Sighs] till these crazy kids show up. 156 00:05:34,818 --> 00:05:36,985 ♪ 157 00:05:37,063 --> 00:05:38,395 Vivek: Yo, why did you say you're ordering 158 00:05:38,397 --> 00:05:39,913 red, white, and blue string lights and American flags? 159 00:05:39,990 --> 00:05:41,582 Are we going to war? 160 00:05:41,658 --> 00:05:43,734 Read the news, man. 161 00:05:43,736 --> 00:05:46,236 Yo, I was actually trying to decorate your joint 162 00:05:46,238 --> 00:05:47,829 for when we watch the Olympic trials tomorrow. 163 00:05:47,907 --> 00:05:49,682 Yo, is Rochelle coming or not? 164 00:05:49,758 --> 00:05:51,850 I have not gotten an RSVP from her yet. 165 00:05:51,927 --> 00:05:53,686 Yeah, no, I would count her out for sure. 166 00:05:53,762 --> 00:05:55,354 She's still a little hot that I told Zoey 167 00:05:55,431 --> 00:05:56,855 about the whole Cal U loan stuff first, so... 168 00:05:56,932 --> 00:05:58,506 What?! Yeah. 169 00:05:58,584 --> 00:06:00,417 Well, you know how sensitive girls are. 170 00:06:00,419 --> 00:06:01,935 Look, I just started smashing on the reg -- 171 00:06:02,012 --> 00:06:04,271 I'm getting pretty good -- but even I know that. Damn. 172 00:06:04,348 --> 00:06:05,847 I did nothing wrong in the situation. 173 00:06:05,925 --> 00:06:08,258 I-I-I saw Zoey a few hours after I got the offer. 174 00:06:08,260 --> 00:06:09,443 It was on my mind, 175 00:06:09,519 --> 00:06:10,260 and it just -- it came out. 176 00:06:10,262 --> 00:06:11,762 Bro, regardless, 177 00:06:11,764 --> 00:06:14,114 you took the biggest thing that was happening in your life 178 00:06:14,191 --> 00:06:16,600 and shared it with someone who was not your girl first. 179 00:06:16,602 --> 00:06:18,118 [ Sighs ] Not only not your girl, 180 00:06:18,195 --> 00:06:20,454 but someone everyone knows you wanted to be your girl. 181 00:06:20,530 --> 00:06:21,714 Desperately. 182 00:06:21,790 --> 00:06:23,365 I mean, it was sad. 183 00:06:23,442 --> 00:06:26,460 Pathetic. But hey, you do you, player. 184 00:06:26,536 --> 00:06:30,631 As Phil patiently waited for Nomi to show up, 185 00:06:30,707 --> 00:06:34,226 Ana dove in with her in-person interrogation technique. 186 00:06:34,303 --> 00:06:35,710 How are you with money? Any debt? 187 00:06:35,788 --> 00:06:38,564 Home foreclosures? Auto repos? 188 00:06:38,641 --> 00:06:40,548 Do you have a criminal history? Arson? Manslaughter? 189 00:06:40,626 --> 00:06:42,809 Public urination? 190 00:06:42,886 --> 00:06:45,129 You know, it's been a while. 191 00:06:45,131 --> 00:06:46,188 Are you sure that Nomi's still coming? 192 00:06:48,134 --> 00:06:49,557 How do you register? Democrat? 193 00:06:49,635 --> 00:06:51,969 Republican? Sex offender? 194 00:06:51,971 --> 00:06:52,986 ♪ I don't wanna waste no more time ♪ 195 00:06:53,063 --> 00:06:54,396 ♪ I don't think you understand ♪ 196 00:06:54,473 --> 00:06:56,898 ♪ I'm caviar ♪ 197 00:06:56,976 --> 00:06:58,417 ♪ You don't get to dine and dash ♪ 198 00:06:58,494 --> 00:07:00,827 ♪ I'm tired of ya ♪ 199 00:07:00,904 --> 00:07:04,423 ♪ Show up at my door, like, who invited ya? ♪ 200 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:05,816 ♪ Miss me with that ego, 'cause I'm caviar ♪ 201 00:07:05,818 --> 00:07:07,167 Nomi! 202 00:07:07,244 --> 00:07:08,927 What are you doing here? 203 00:07:09,004 --> 00:07:10,003 I thought about what you said, 204 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:13,265 and you're absolutely right. 205 00:07:13,342 --> 00:07:14,158 I should know more about Phil, for Luna's sake. 206 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:16,935 So, where is he? 207 00:07:17,012 --> 00:07:17,761 Not here. 208 00:07:19,832 --> 00:07:20,939 Did he stand me up? 209 00:07:21,016 --> 00:07:22,274 No, no, no, he was here... 210 00:07:22,351 --> 00:07:24,334 Uh-huh. ...and he was game 211 00:07:24,336 --> 00:07:25,352 for answering a lot of real personal questions. 212 00:07:25,429 --> 00:07:26,428 Great. 213 00:07:26,505 --> 00:07:28,280 But then, um, I think there was, like, 214 00:07:28,357 --> 00:07:29,615 a bit of a -- a tonnage issue, 215 00:07:29,692 --> 00:07:31,950 so...he left. 216 00:07:32,027 --> 00:07:33,952 Right. 217 00:07:34,029 --> 00:07:36,938 I'm so, so sorry, Nomi. Hmm. 218 00:07:37,016 --> 00:07:40,684 Well, way to have Luna's best interests at heart, Tía Ana. 219 00:07:40,686 --> 00:07:42,110 ♪ 220 00:07:45,691 --> 00:07:53,547 ♪ 221 00:07:53,623 --> 00:07:54,973 Hey. 222 00:07:55,050 --> 00:07:56,258 Hey. 223 00:07:58,370 --> 00:07:59,886 Thanks for coming back. 224 00:07:59,963 --> 00:08:04,041 I...think I owe you an apology. 225 00:08:04,043 --> 00:08:06,318 If you didn't want to hang out, 226 00:08:06,395 --> 00:08:08,136 you could've just hit me back and said so. 227 00:08:08,214 --> 00:08:10,823 Instead of siccing some psycho friend on me. 228 00:08:10,899 --> 00:08:13,492 I'm sorry. 229 00:08:13,569 --> 00:08:15,402 Yeah, I don't know -- I don't know what to say. 230 00:08:17,723 --> 00:08:20,073 Then why'd you ask me to come back? 231 00:08:20,150 --> 00:08:21,500 Okay, to be honest, it took me a minute 232 00:08:21,577 --> 00:08:22,909 to even get the courage to meet you here, 233 00:08:22,986 --> 00:08:26,329 and she scared you off before I even got here, so... 234 00:08:28,567 --> 00:08:29,916 Why would you need courage? 235 00:08:29,993 --> 00:08:32,085 The last time we hung out, we had an amazing night. 236 00:08:32,162 --> 00:08:35,589 Wait, "amazing night"? 237 00:08:35,665 --> 00:08:36,682 I thought it was too many tequila shots 238 00:08:36,759 --> 00:08:38,592 and your penis. 239 00:08:38,668 --> 00:08:39,593 Well, I had no idea that you were that drunk. 240 00:08:39,669 --> 00:08:40,911 I mean, sure, 241 00:08:40,913 --> 00:08:43,930 that was the beginning and the end of the night, 242 00:08:44,007 --> 00:08:44,931 but there was a lot of cool stuff 243 00:08:45,008 --> 00:08:47,526 that happened there in between. 244 00:08:47,603 --> 00:08:49,027 ♪ 245 00:08:49,104 --> 00:08:54,608 So, just out of curiosity, um, what was the in-between? 246 00:08:54,684 --> 00:08:56,017 ♪ 247 00:08:56,095 --> 00:08:58,537 Hey. 248 00:08:58,614 --> 00:09:01,356 ♪ 249 00:09:01,433 --> 00:09:03,100 Um, thanks for meeting up. 250 00:09:03,102 --> 00:09:05,452 Look, I know things have been a little icy between us 251 00:09:05,529 --> 00:09:06,694 as of late, right? 252 00:09:06,772 --> 00:09:08,547 So there's a few things 253 00:09:08,624 --> 00:09:10,440 that I-I want to share with you, okay? 254 00:09:10,442 --> 00:09:11,717 Just bear with me here. 255 00:09:11,794 --> 00:09:13,627 Um... 256 00:09:13,703 --> 00:09:16,871 "Sometimes I enjoy sitting down when I pee. 257 00:09:16,949 --> 00:09:20,375 My favorite movie is 'Beaches.' 258 00:09:20,452 --> 00:09:21,802 I never told my dad I love him. 259 00:09:21,878 --> 00:09:24,137 I call my rattail Avery." 260 00:09:24,214 --> 00:09:25,956 Or Dragontail, however I'm feeling on the day. 261 00:09:25,958 --> 00:09:27,974 Um, there's also 262 00:09:28,051 --> 00:09:32,646 some other embarrassing stuff in there, so... 263 00:09:32,722 --> 00:09:35,482 I'm sorry, what is -- what is all this? 264 00:09:35,559 --> 00:09:37,150 That is a list of things I have never told anyone. 265 00:09:39,972 --> 00:09:42,656 You are now the first to know all of it. 266 00:09:42,732 --> 00:09:44,157 ♪ 267 00:09:44,234 --> 00:09:46,476 Thank you. 268 00:09:46,478 --> 00:09:48,253 That's a really sweet gesture. 269 00:09:48,330 --> 00:09:51,906 Yeah, look, I-I was giving the Zoey thing a lot of thought, 270 00:09:51,984 --> 00:09:54,426 and clearly our friendship makes you uncomfortable, 271 00:09:54,503 --> 00:09:56,911 and I-I just -- I never want to put you in a situation 272 00:09:56,989 --> 00:09:58,672 that makes you feel like that. 273 00:09:58,748 --> 00:10:00,006 You're my priority, okay? 274 00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:01,825 And I-I... 275 00:10:01,827 --> 00:10:02,826 From this point on, I won't... 276 00:10:02,828 --> 00:10:04,085 let it happen... 277 00:10:04,163 --> 00:10:06,163 again. 278 00:10:06,165 --> 00:10:10,684 ♪ 279 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:13,061 [ Indistinct conversations ] 280 00:10:16,766 --> 00:10:17,674 [ Spray can hisses ] 281 00:10:17,676 --> 00:10:24,957 ♪ 282 00:10:25,033 --> 00:10:26,850 [ Chuckles ] Hey. 283 00:10:26,852 --> 00:10:28,368 Ooh, there she is. 284 00:10:30,447 --> 00:10:31,521 Okay, what is up today? 285 00:10:31,523 --> 00:10:34,633 Why is everyone saying that to me? 286 00:10:34,710 --> 00:10:36,877 Because we all know you gave Joey's ding-a-ling 287 00:10:36,953 --> 00:10:39,696 the full Zoey Johnson Styling Experience last night. 288 00:10:39,698 --> 00:10:43,550 I gave his what the full what? 289 00:10:43,627 --> 00:10:46,052 People saw you come out of his bus at 3:00 a.m. 290 00:10:46,129 --> 00:10:47,871 Don't act like that's not peak ding-a-ling hours. 291 00:10:47,873 --> 00:10:49,389 Um, not for me it's not. 292 00:10:49,466 --> 00:10:51,966 I don't know how other people choose to allocate their time, 293 00:10:52,044 --> 00:10:53,151 but first of all, he is my boss, 294 00:10:53,228 --> 00:10:55,988 and those are his private parts! 295 00:10:56,064 --> 00:10:57,823 That's insane. 296 00:10:57,900 --> 00:11:01,827 No, what's insane is for you to be up at his bus all night 297 00:11:01,904 --> 00:11:03,904 and expect no one to assume y'all were [bleep] 298 00:11:03,980 --> 00:11:05,480 What are we supposed to think? 299 00:11:05,557 --> 00:11:06,814 Y'all are bingeing reruns of "Family Matters"? 300 00:11:06,892 --> 00:11:09,242 Everyone is always all up on his bus at 3:00 a.m. 301 00:11:09,319 --> 00:11:11,061 Matter of fact, 302 00:11:11,063 --> 00:11:12,412 you're always on his bus at 3:00, so... 303 00:11:12,489 --> 00:11:12,996 Yeah, 'cause I'm [bleep] him! 304 00:11:16,568 --> 00:11:19,736 So, now our entire tour family 305 00:11:19,738 --> 00:11:22,239 thinks that I am, too? 306 00:11:22,241 --> 00:11:23,665 Zoey, wake up. These people are not your family. 307 00:11:23,742 --> 00:11:26,760 And walking off your boss' bus in the middle of the night 308 00:11:26,836 --> 00:11:28,836 is a bad look, period. 309 00:11:28,914 --> 00:11:31,097 You're a professional woman in the real world, 310 00:11:31,174 --> 00:11:32,524 and you need to handle yourself like one. 311 00:11:32,601 --> 00:11:33,917 [ Sighs ] So, what do I do now? 312 00:11:33,919 --> 00:11:35,252 Oh, my God, this is too much. 313 00:11:35,254 --> 00:11:38,530 You grow the [bleep] up or you get the [bleep] out. 314 00:11:38,607 --> 00:11:41,033 ♪ 315 00:11:41,109 --> 00:11:43,368 Got it. 316 00:11:43,445 --> 00:11:45,262 Phil? 317 00:11:45,264 --> 00:11:47,948 Are you still here? 318 00:11:48,024 --> 00:11:50,283 Please tell me you didn't leave me to die in your aunt's house. 319 00:11:53,439 --> 00:11:54,996 Okay, you can open your eyes. 320 00:12:00,796 --> 00:12:02,128 Is this "Sixteen Candles"? 321 00:12:02,205 --> 00:12:03,538 Yes. 322 00:12:03,615 --> 00:12:06,541 This is exactly what you begged me to do last year. 323 00:12:06,618 --> 00:12:09,286 I did? Yeah. 324 00:12:09,288 --> 00:12:12,230 We were talking about our favorite movies, 325 00:12:12,307 --> 00:12:13,881 and you said "Sixteen Candles" was yours, 326 00:12:13,959 --> 00:12:17,903 and then you cried about -- 327 00:12:17,980 --> 00:12:20,054 Never had my dining-room table moment. 328 00:12:20,132 --> 00:12:21,889 Hmm. Mm. 329 00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:23,984 Well, then the crying ended up becoming 330 00:12:24,060 --> 00:12:28,472 this really messy, like, snot-filled sob... 331 00:12:28,474 --> 00:12:31,324 Oh. ...about breaking up with some old lady. 332 00:12:31,401 --> 00:12:34,327 And so then we came in here, 333 00:12:34,404 --> 00:12:36,480 and I gave you your dining-room table moment. 334 00:12:36,482 --> 00:12:40,074 That is the most romantic thing anyone's ever done for me 335 00:12:40,152 --> 00:12:41,259 that I don't remember. 336 00:12:41,336 --> 00:12:44,671 [ Chuckles ] 337 00:12:44,748 --> 00:12:47,674 It's okay. 338 00:12:47,751 --> 00:12:48,433 What do you say? 339 00:12:48,510 --> 00:12:49,768 You want to make a wish 340 00:12:49,845 --> 00:12:51,586 and blow out the candles like you did last year? 341 00:12:51,663 --> 00:12:56,090 ♪ 342 00:12:56,168 --> 00:12:58,092 ♪ Hope I ♪ 343 00:12:58,170 --> 00:12:59,444 ♪ Wish I ♪ 344 00:12:59,521 --> 00:13:01,521 ♪ Knew how ♪ 345 00:13:01,598 --> 00:13:02,839 ♪ To start up time ♪ 346 00:13:02,841 --> 00:13:05,191 ♪ Before we ♪ 347 00:13:05,268 --> 00:13:07,177 ♪ Realize we're a scene from a movie... ♪ 348 00:13:07,179 --> 00:13:09,696 Phil, there's something I have to tell you. 349 00:13:09,773 --> 00:13:11,197 ♪ It's like we're swimming in the deep end ♪ 350 00:13:11,274 --> 00:13:13,183 ♪ Breath away from drowning ♪ 351 00:13:13,185 --> 00:13:14,108 ♪ No way we ain't going down ♪ 352 00:13:18,114 --> 00:13:19,614 So, after Nomi returned home 353 00:13:19,691 --> 00:13:21,800 to relieve Luca of his babysitting duties 354 00:13:21,877 --> 00:13:23,635 and detail the events of her evening, 355 00:13:23,712 --> 00:13:24,803 he was left with only one question. 356 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:27,639 You smashed? 357 00:13:27,716 --> 00:13:29,199 I know, I know. It's really, really, really bad, 358 00:13:29,201 --> 00:13:31,843 but also, it was really, really, really, really good. 359 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:33,537 No, that's just all the way bad. 360 00:13:33,539 --> 00:13:36,039 You had a one-night stand with your one-night stand 361 00:13:36,041 --> 00:13:38,150 not telling him you birthed his child 362 00:13:38,226 --> 00:13:40,060 from your first one-night stand. 363 00:13:40,136 --> 00:13:43,488 I mean, it's poetic, but also very dark. 364 00:13:43,565 --> 00:13:45,640 Like a haiku of mistakes. 365 00:13:45,717 --> 00:13:47,475 So, are you saying that I shouldn't respond to the text 366 00:13:47,553 --> 00:13:49,977 that he already sent me about hanging out tomorrow? 367 00:13:50,055 --> 00:13:51,237 Out of the question. 368 00:13:51,314 --> 00:13:52,330 If he finds out you've been 369 00:13:52,407 --> 00:13:53,999 withholding this information from him 370 00:13:54,076 --> 00:13:55,817 while continuing to date him, 371 00:13:55,894 --> 00:13:57,151 he's gonna hate you. 372 00:13:57,229 --> 00:13:58,653 You're right. 373 00:13:58,730 --> 00:14:00,172 I can't see him again, 374 00:14:00,248 --> 00:14:02,065 and I can't tell him about Luna. 375 00:14:02,067 --> 00:14:04,250 I mean, he has his whole life ahead of him, you know? 376 00:14:04,327 --> 00:14:06,011 Something about WWOOFing in New Zealand. 377 00:14:06,088 --> 00:14:07,679 Who am I to take away that from him? 378 00:14:07,756 --> 00:14:08,680 Exactly. 379 00:14:08,757 --> 00:14:10,665 And I mean, Paul not knowing -- 380 00:14:10,742 --> 00:14:12,909 Phil. Agree to disagree. 381 00:14:12,911 --> 00:14:15,687 Him not knowing is what's best for him, 382 00:14:15,764 --> 00:14:17,581 and it's what's best for Luna. 383 00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:20,083 And honestly... 384 00:14:20,085 --> 00:14:21,084 it's what's best for me. 385 00:14:21,086 --> 00:14:22,752 I mean, three parents 386 00:14:22,754 --> 00:14:24,437 are way too many cooks in the kitchen. 387 00:14:24,514 --> 00:14:26,514 And when we get into sleep training, 388 00:14:26,592 --> 00:14:28,108 I don't want to start having a clash of philosophies. 389 00:14:28,184 --> 00:14:31,277 ♪ 390 00:14:31,354 --> 00:14:35,189 Indigo's words were a real gut punch. 391 00:14:35,267 --> 00:14:36,524 I knew working in the real world was hard, 392 00:14:36,602 --> 00:14:40,528 but I never questioned if I was ready for it. 393 00:14:40,606 --> 00:14:41,529 In my time working for Joey... 394 00:14:41,607 --> 00:14:43,865 [ Ding! ] 395 00:14:43,942 --> 00:14:45,125 ...I learned that the real world 396 00:14:45,201 --> 00:14:47,385 is a tough and unforgiving place. 397 00:14:47,462 --> 00:14:51,205 In that moment, I had to retun to my Cal U bubble 398 00:14:51,283 --> 00:14:55,285 and the people I loved and needed more than anything. 399 00:14:55,287 --> 00:14:57,454 Joey: Are you sure I can't get you to change your mind? 400 00:14:57,456 --> 00:15:00,624 Yeah, I'm sure. 401 00:15:00,626 --> 00:15:03,885 I just think I got in a bit over my head, 402 00:15:03,962 --> 00:15:05,737 and apparently I have a little growing up to do. 403 00:15:05,814 --> 00:15:09,149 And, you know, I really just can't stop thinking about 404 00:15:09,225 --> 00:15:10,057 how much greener the grass is at home. 405 00:15:10,135 --> 00:15:12,636 So... 406 00:15:12,638 --> 00:15:14,246 Well, then that's where you need to be. 407 00:15:14,322 --> 00:15:16,139 You know, I never grew up around grass for real. 408 00:15:16,141 --> 00:15:17,415 Oh. 409 00:15:17,492 --> 00:15:19,233 Just know you can always come back when you're ready. 410 00:15:19,311 --> 00:15:20,310 Proud of you. 411 00:15:20,312 --> 00:15:22,420 Thanks, boss. 412 00:15:22,497 --> 00:15:23,813 No doubt. 413 00:15:23,815 --> 00:15:25,331 Ah! 414 00:15:25,408 --> 00:15:28,151 So, while I was returning home 415 00:15:28,153 --> 00:15:30,595 from my difficult milestone of quitting my dream job, 416 00:15:30,672 --> 00:15:34,824 the Twins were hoping to achieve their own milestone -- 417 00:15:34,826 --> 00:15:38,252 qualifying for the freaking Olympics! 418 00:15:38,330 --> 00:15:41,273 This is what I always imagined for my man cave. 419 00:15:41,349 --> 00:15:44,425 Just a bunch of dudes hanging out, drinking beers, 420 00:15:44,503 --> 00:15:46,260 watching sports, shooting the shit, you know? 421 00:15:46,338 --> 00:15:47,020 [ Chuckles ] 422 00:15:47,096 --> 00:15:50,448 Right. 423 00:15:50,525 --> 00:15:52,784 Female announcer: She is stuck in lane 1, 424 00:15:52,861 --> 00:15:54,511 but this is her best race. 425 00:15:54,513 --> 00:15:55,269 All right, good talk. 426 00:15:55,347 --> 00:15:56,788 ♪ 427 00:15:56,865 --> 00:15:58,272 [ Knock on door ] 428 00:15:58,350 --> 00:15:59,291 Hey. 429 00:15:59,367 --> 00:16:01,868 Uh, I was just about to head downstairs. 430 00:16:01,945 --> 00:16:03,353 I'm trying to finish unpacking. 431 00:16:03,355 --> 00:16:04,871 Oh, no, I'm -- I'm not staying. 432 00:16:04,948 --> 00:16:07,281 I just came to help Doug set up his, uh, war decorations. 433 00:16:07,359 --> 00:16:09,283 But I heard you were back in town 434 00:16:09,361 --> 00:16:11,044 and I wanted to talk to you about something. 435 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,287 Okay. Uh, yeah, what's up? 436 00:16:13,365 --> 00:16:15,715 Okay, so, uh, Rochelle. 437 00:16:15,792 --> 00:16:17,625 You know Rochelle. I do know her. 438 00:16:17,703 --> 00:16:21,221 Turns out that she has a bit of an issue with our friendship. 439 00:16:21,297 --> 00:16:22,981 Which I totally get, totally fair. 440 00:16:23,058 --> 00:16:23,890 So I think out of respect for her, 441 00:16:23,967 --> 00:16:26,634 it's best that I, um... 442 00:16:26,712 --> 00:16:28,044 you know, that I just -- I-I step back -- 443 00:16:28,046 --> 00:16:30,304 well, fall back a bit from you. 444 00:16:30,382 --> 00:16:32,139 [ Scoffs ] Uh... 445 00:16:32,217 --> 00:16:33,491 Yeah, the whole "fall back" thing. 446 00:16:33,568 --> 00:16:34,901 Um... 447 00:16:34,978 --> 00:16:36,161 No, I-I totally get it. 448 00:16:36,238 --> 00:16:38,813 She talked to you, too? [ Chuckles ] 449 00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:41,148 "Too"? Rochelle talked to you? 450 00:16:41,226 --> 00:16:43,576 Me? W-- 451 00:16:43,653 --> 00:16:45,729 But it's just not -- not that big of a deal. 452 00:16:45,731 --> 00:16:47,230 It was all good. It's -- It's all good. It's -- 453 00:16:47,232 --> 00:16:48,489 No, no, no, it's not "all good" that she said that to you, 454 00:16:48,567 --> 00:16:50,825 and it's not "all good" that you didn't tell me. 455 00:16:50,902 --> 00:16:52,585 Okay, dude, what was I supposed to say? 456 00:16:52,662 --> 00:16:53,995 "Hey, Aaron, you know your girlfriend? 457 00:16:54,072 --> 00:16:56,422 Well, she doesn't trust us to hang out with each other. 458 00:16:56,499 --> 00:16:57,741 Aah!" Yeah. 459 00:16:57,743 --> 00:16:59,017 Why couldn't you have said that? 460 00:16:59,094 --> 00:17:01,353 It's not like there's anything going on between us. 461 00:17:01,429 --> 00:17:03,521 Are you serious? 462 00:17:03,598 --> 00:17:04,914 Are we gonna play this game? 463 00:17:04,916 --> 00:17:07,174 Because at the beginning of the semester, 464 00:17:07,252 --> 00:17:08,935 I told you I wanted to be with you to your face. 465 00:17:09,012 --> 00:17:10,770 And so you know I actually kind of get it, 466 00:17:10,847 --> 00:17:12,422 because if I was your girl, the last thing I'd want 467 00:17:12,424 --> 00:17:14,532 is someone who's in love with my man sniffing around. 468 00:17:16,111 --> 00:17:17,610 You're in what? 469 00:17:19,765 --> 00:17:21,114 Ana: Everyone quiet down! 470 00:17:21,190 --> 00:17:23,767 Quiet, quiet, quiet! The Twins' race is starting! 471 00:17:23,769 --> 00:17:25,210 Quiet. Here, give me this. 472 00:17:25,287 --> 00:17:26,544 All right, this is gonna be a good one. 473 00:17:26,621 --> 00:17:27,545 -Let's go. -Okay. 474 00:17:27,622 --> 00:17:31,032 [ All cheering ] 475 00:17:31,109 --> 00:17:32,533 Why would you wait until I am in the middle of a relationship 476 00:17:32,611 --> 00:17:33,610 to say something like that? 477 00:17:33,612 --> 00:17:34,944 Well, God, how was I supposed to know 478 00:17:34,946 --> 00:17:37,630 that literally one month after, uh, you kissed me, 479 00:17:37,707 --> 00:17:39,040 that you were already gonna be with someone else? 480 00:17:39,117 --> 00:17:41,301 Oh, as opposed to me sitting around waiting for you 481 00:17:41,377 --> 00:17:43,286 for another three years? [ Sighs ] 482 00:17:43,288 --> 00:17:45,054 Yeah, I could see how that would've thrown you off, Zoey. 483 00:17:46,808 --> 00:17:48,400 Well, I'm here now. 484 00:17:48,476 --> 00:17:49,959 ♪ Don't say another word ♪ 485 00:17:49,961 --> 00:17:54,055 ♪ Please be my everything ♪ 486 00:17:54,132 --> 00:17:59,060 ♪ I want you to see ♪ 487 00:17:59,137 --> 00:18:02,229 [ Sighs ] 488 00:18:02,307 --> 00:18:05,141 ♪ Show me everything you want, what you need ♪ 489 00:18:05,143 --> 00:18:06,251 [ All shouting, cheering ] 490 00:18:06,328 --> 00:18:11,998 ♪ Moving way too fast, get close to me ♪ 491 00:18:12,075 --> 00:18:14,500 Zoey: As baby Luna would come to learn, 492 00:18:14,577 --> 00:18:17,244 even after our first words, first steps, 493 00:18:17,322 --> 00:18:18,655 and first days of school, 494 00:18:18,657 --> 00:18:21,324 we never stop reaching milestones. 495 00:18:21,326 --> 00:18:26,830 ♪ I'm here to stay ♪ 496 00:18:26,832 --> 00:18:29,256 Male announcer: Just now for the final standings... 497 00:18:29,334 --> 00:18:30,775 Zoey: Sometimes, they're the ones 498 00:18:30,852 --> 00:18:34,946 we've worked towards our whole lives, side by side, 499 00:18:35,023 --> 00:18:36,522 but only one of us achieves. 500 00:18:38,343 --> 00:18:42,287 Sometimes they're the ones that catch us by surprise 501 00:18:42,364 --> 00:18:45,123 and absolutely take our breath away. 502 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,274 ♪ Unraveled 'fore your eyes ♪ 503 00:18:47,352 --> 00:18:49,853 ♪ But you won't see the disconnect ♪ 504 00:18:49,855 --> 00:18:51,796 ♪ Has me discontent ♪ 505 00:18:51,873 --> 00:18:55,449 ♪ 506 00:18:55,527 --> 00:18:57,360 ♪ Wishing our past could be our present ♪ 507 00:18:57,362 --> 00:18:58,636 ♪ Got me talking to myself ♪ 508 00:18:58,713 --> 00:19:02,715 And sometimes, the most significant milestones, 509 00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:05,292 the ones we use to right a wrong, 510 00:19:05,370 --> 00:19:06,794 will alter the course of our lives forever. 511 00:19:06,872 --> 00:19:09,130 I'm glad you changed your mind about hanging out. 512 00:19:09,207 --> 00:19:11,057 Mm. 513 00:19:11,134 --> 00:19:13,559 Okay, look, Phil, 514 00:19:13,636 --> 00:19:14,969 there's something that I didn't tell you last night 515 00:19:15,046 --> 00:19:15,970 because I was scared, but I should've told you, 516 00:19:16,047 --> 00:19:17,489 and then I saw this note from my dad, 517 00:19:17,565 --> 00:19:18,139 and that made me realize that -- 518 00:19:18,216 --> 00:19:19,473 Y-You know what? 519 00:19:19,551 --> 00:19:21,885 The details actually don't really matter, I -- Yeah. 520 00:19:21,887 --> 00:19:24,554 Nomi, what are you trying to say? 521 00:19:24,556 --> 00:19:26,981 Um... 522 00:19:27,058 --> 00:19:28,166 [ Smacks lips ] 523 00:19:28,243 --> 00:19:32,228 I'm saying that I don't want to be the reason 524 00:19:32,230 --> 00:19:35,732 that you miss out on 525 00:19:35,734 --> 00:19:38,084 what could be your favorite part of every day. 526 00:19:38,161 --> 00:19:41,587 I am beyond confused. 527 00:19:41,664 --> 00:19:44,182 Um...Hmm. 528 00:19:47,746 --> 00:19:51,505 This is your daughter, Luna. 529 00:19:51,583 --> 00:19:58,512 ♪ 530 00:19:58,590 --> 00:20:00,556 Oh. 531 00:20:06,114 --> 00:20:08,932 So, not exactly what I imagined 532 00:20:08,934 --> 00:20:10,191 for the first event in my man cave, 533 00:20:10,268 --> 00:20:14,062 but hey, you know, we're still a bunch of dudes, 534 00:20:14,138 --> 00:20:16,272 hanging out, eating chips, drinking beers. 535 00:20:16,274 --> 00:20:18,365 But we can still shoot the shit. 536 00:20:18,443 --> 00:20:20,201 Congrats, your girl made the cut. 537 00:20:20,278 --> 00:20:21,461 She did. Yeah. 538 00:20:21,537 --> 00:20:22,220 Yeah. 539 00:20:24,449 --> 00:20:25,706 Sorry your girl didn't. 540 00:20:25,784 --> 00:20:27,058 She did not. 541 00:20:29,879 --> 00:20:32,730 Your girl made some fire guac. 542 00:20:32,807 --> 00:20:33,898 She did. 543 00:20:33,975 --> 00:20:34,791 Oh, so good, though. 544 00:20:34,793 --> 00:20:37,477 Facts, bro. Every time. 545 00:20:37,553 --> 00:20:38,811 It slaps. 546 00:20:38,888 --> 00:20:41,297 So, you really kissed a dude? 547 00:20:41,299 --> 00:20:43,408 I did. 548 00:20:43,485 --> 00:20:44,242 I really did. 549 00:20:46,304 --> 00:20:47,061 Huh. 550 00:20:47,138 --> 00:20:51,624 All right, good talk.