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♪♪
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Zoey:
Normally, I'd have something
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really poetic and clever
to say.
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But since Nomi's pregnancy bomb
had left us all speechless
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and in a situation
that was anything but normal,
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there were no words.
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At least, no eloquent ones.
[ Music stops ]
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Your pregnant ass
is pregnant?
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[ Laughing ]
Um, actually,
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what I think Sky
really meant to say was...
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how'd you get...
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♪♪
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...you know,
a‐all that?
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Mm.
Isn't it obvious?
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She didn't just
slip and fall on the "D."
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Thank you, Jazz,
for that.
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Uh, anyway, okay, I know
I was gonna have to do
this at some point,
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so...here it goes.
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Remember the day
that I ended things with Paige?
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Who the hell is Paige?
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The old lady teacher
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who looked like
she was tweaking on meth?
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She was a professor
of a class you were in,
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but she doesn't work
at the school anymore,
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so it doesn't
even matter.
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Because of the drugs?
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Okay, dudes,
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can you just let
Nomi continue?
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Anyway...
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after I ended things
with Paige...
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I can't do this.
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...I met up with Zoey
for margaritas.
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So many margaritas.
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And after she left,
I stayed and kinda met a guy,
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and then I kinda
went home with him.
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And then I kinda
slipped and...
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you know,
fell on the "D."
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♪♪
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[ Ding! ]
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♪♪
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And that concludes
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the informational portion
of this meeting.
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So, bingo bango,
I'm having me a baby.
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♪♪
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Mazel tov.
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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ Learn something new
every day ♪
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♪ I don't know,
so I'm‐a feel my way ♪
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♪ Got the weight of the world
on me ♪
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♪ But no regrets,
this is what I say ♪
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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
♪ You can tell me ♪
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♪ My heart beating so loud ♪
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♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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We're having
a house baby!
Nomi: Yep.
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[ Sighs ]
We're hugging.
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‐Yay.
‐Yay.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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‐Okay.
‐Yeah.
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Now, obviously,
having a baby in college
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is, like,
a very complicated situation.
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Um...then, you know,
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I just have to ask
the hard question.
Mm‐hmm.
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Why didn't you
uncomplicate...
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the situation?
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Because she decided to do
the brave and moral thing
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and keep it.
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I knew you'd come
to my side.
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You're gonna love Jesus.
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Okay, slow up,
Ana Coulter.
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Still pro‐choice.
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Just chose
what was right for me.
Right.
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And we fully support you,
obviously.
Mm‐hmm.
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You're just choosing
to take on such
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a‐a huge responsibility
at 20.
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Last semester, you couldn't even
keep your aloe plant alive.
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And now you're gonna need that
for all those stretch marks.
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Alright, you guys, women
our age have children
all the time, okay?
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Solange did it,
Kylie Jenner did it,
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and [chuckles] my personal hero,
Whoopi Goldberg.
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I mean, she did it.
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Okay, well, do you plan on
making it work under this roof?
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Because we just blew
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our entire
athletic housing stipend
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on this house,
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and we were really planning
to rock out with our ‐‐
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Pause.
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Baby in the womb.
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Alright, y‐you guys can
rage here every day, okay?
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I mean,
nothing's gonna change.
Ana: Oh, no, no.
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But to be fair, a lot of things
probably should change.
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No, look. Oh, gosh.
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This is exactly why
I didn't want to tell you guys,
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because I knew you were
gonna get really weird,
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and I just ‐‐ you know, I want
everything to be normal.
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But you're normally
not pregnant.
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Then pretend
I'm not pregnant.
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[ Chuckles ] Okay?
Just treat me like normal Nomi.
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Sky: Fine, normal Nomi.
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Since you're the last one
to arrive to the house,
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you get the haunted room
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with the creepy,
little ghost girl.
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Yeah, she just sits
at the foot of the bed
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on her squeaky,
little tricycle,
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beckoning you to Hell.
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Bright side ‐‐
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she and her little house baby
might be friends.
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♪♪
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Guys, I cannot stop
thinking about this
Nomi mess, you know?
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I ‐‐ Having a kid with somebody
I barely even know ‐‐
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it's ‐‐
it's my worst nightmare.
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I try to stay safe,
but after a super‐turnt night,
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there's definitely been
a few times
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where, you know, I've...
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Raw‐dogged it
with some randos
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because you don't
love yourself?
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Oh.
That's beside the point.
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What I'm trying to say
is that
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Nomi's baby daddy's out there
in the world somewhere
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minding his own business,
then ‐‐ bam ‐‐
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finds out he has a little seed
running around.
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That's...
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That's terrifying,
you know?
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It could be
any one of us.
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Mnh‐mnh.
Couldn't be me, fam.
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I stay strapped.
All times.
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Every single time?
Yes, sir.
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♪♪
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[ Sighs ] Thank God
I have a natural glow.
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Could not sleep at all last
night thinking about Nomi.
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There's just so much
I am dying to ask her,
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but I feel like I can't,
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with this whole
"treat her normal" thing.
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No?
Ooh.
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No.
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This is for Nomi.
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Folic acid
for the baby's brain,
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calcium
for strong bones...
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oh, and if it's a boy,
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plantains
so his pinga can grow.
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Cuban legend.
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This little
prenatal spread
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is treating her
anything but normal.
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Well, a normal breakfast
for Nomi
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is a Diet Coke with a side
of wake and bake.
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You're not wrong,
but look,
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as her ladies,
we have to respect her wishes,
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no matter how absurd
they may seem, okay?
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Hi, there, Mommy.
Hey.
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How ‐‐ Oh.
How was your night?
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Did you see the little dead girl
at the edge of your bed?
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I did not. No.
Oh.
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♪♪
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I did.
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♪♪
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Seriously?
Where's my soda?
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Well, uh, when, uh,
you showed up in...
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your condition,
I tossed what we had.
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Ana ‐‐
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I did, however,
make you this.
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It may
or may not have to do
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with providing your baby
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the necessary
nutritional values it needs
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to grow
an adequate brain stem.
Hmm?
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That's cool.
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Well, if Nomi's cool
with Ana's prenatal buffet,
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I'm sure she's open
to a couple questions, right?
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Right.
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I'm going in.
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So, cute wittle
mommy‐to‐be,
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do you have an OB‐GYN
out here yet?
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'Cause, like, if not...
Mm‐hmm.
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...my mom could totally
refer you to one.
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Yeah, sure.
I'm open to that.
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♪♪
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She's open.
That's great.
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Time to turn up the heat.
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So [chuckles] you know, now that
I'm thinking about it,
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you never really told us
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how your parents feel
about everything.
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Nomi: Mm. Right.
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Well, their only child
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who they sent across the country
to get a mediocre education
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is returning
with their bastard grandchild.
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So...they're not, like...
mm, you know, thrilled.
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[ Chuckles ]
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But your baby doesn't
have to be a bastard.
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It has a father.
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Which ‐‐ You know,
now that you bring that up,
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you never exactly
told us his name.
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It's Phil.
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Phil?
Phil?
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Phil.
And where's Phil from?
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Yeah, does Phil
go to school here?
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What's his
political affiliation?
Mm.
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Alright,
I love you both very much,
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but I see
what you're doing here.
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So, I'm gonna take
my baby brain‐stem breakfast
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and go to my room.
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Looks great.
Thank you.
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We turned up the heat
too high.
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Shit!
I forgot about Yolanda.
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Dude,
what are you doing?
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He's Insta‐stalking girls he's
had one‐night stands with
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to see if he has
an unclaimed baby out there.
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Nomi's
got your boy shook.
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Gross.
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I dodged a bullet
with you.
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I'm sorry that I've actually
lived a life, Ana.
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I seriously hope
you make some changes, man.
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Hey, guys, where's Nomi?
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I only keep up with Blac Chyna
and the Lord.
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Okay, did you guys have
a falling out or something?
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Uh, no.
What would make you say that?
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I mean, 'cause girls
are usually open books.
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I mean, your girl rolls in
five months pregnant
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without
any of you knowing?
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That's weird.
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Even I tell my boys
everything.
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Aaron, what day
do I blast my quads?
Tuesday.
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Doug, what's my
least favorite vegetable?
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I don't keep up
with your food pyramid.
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Broccoli.
Broccoli. Ah.
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Okay, well, I know that Nomi
hates working out, asparagus,
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and Ariana Grande's
speaking voice,
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which means I know
everything there is to know
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about my best friend,
too.
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Yeah, except the most
important thing that's
ever happened to her.
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‐'Sup, freaks?
‐Hey.
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‐Yo.
‐[ Chuckles ] Hey.
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The only thing
worse than a breakup
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is that awkward phase
with your ex after the breakup.
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You know the one.
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The one where it's like,
"I'm cool, you're cool,
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but we've both seen
each other naked" phase.
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Hey.
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How you do‐‐
H‐How you...livin'?
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Uh, just leaving
philosophy.
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Was just gonna post up
until the Intro to Beekeeping.
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[ Sighs ]
We've got to save those bees.
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True. Respect.
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Uh, what's going on here?
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Well, I'm...not really much
of a gossip, so...
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If that's your truth.
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Well, actually,
you know what?
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I realize it doesn't even
count as gossip,
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'cause you're gonna
figure it out as soon
as you see her.
253
00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:57,544
Get this ‐‐
Nomi showed up yesterday...
254
00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,037
five months pregnant.
255
00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,369
Shocking, right?
256
00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,213
Uh...not really.
257
00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,038
I knew months ago.
258
00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:06,093
♪♪
259
00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:07,257
How?
260
00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:09,255
She told me.
261
00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:10,297
♪♪
262
00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,300
With her mouth?
263
00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:16,182
♪♪
264
00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:21,562
♪♪
265
00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:22,901
♪ Unh ♪
266
00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:27,106
So, just a few days
into Junior year,
267
00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:29,988
everything I had
envisioned for it was off.
268
00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:31,946
Titanium looked different,
269
00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:35,236
I had a tricycle‐riding
ghost girl living in my room,
270
00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:38,331
and my best friend
had told my ex‐boyfriend
271
00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:42,078
the news about her pregnancy
before me.
272
00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,332
♪♪
273
00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:46,254
Guys, doesn't any of this
feel wrong to you?
274
00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:49,632
I actually like it.
It's super‐sexy.
275
00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:51,131
The couches are comfy.
276
00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:53,182
Oh, and the bathroom
has mints.
277
00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:54,966
Correction ‐‐
had mints.
278
00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:56,049
Yo, I'm talking
about the fact
279
00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:58,144
that Nomi told Luca
she was pregnant
280
00:09:58,139 --> 00:09:59,679
and not any of us.
281
00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:02,192
Zoey, come on.
It's her life, her business.
282
00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:03,595
Who cares
who she told first?
283
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:04,813
What she said.
284
00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:06,563
Sure, but, Jazz,
really think about it ‐‐
285
00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:09,694
How would you feel
if one of us confided in Doug
286
00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:10,942
after you broke up?
287
00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,244
See, this year,
I'm really trying to refrain
288
00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:15,818
from having thoughts
of throwing these hands.
289
00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:18,454
Do not send me down
that dark path, Zoey.
290
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,621
All I'm saying is, if I'm being
completely honest,
291
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,750
it kind of feels personal.
292
00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:23,286
Like, did I do
something wrong?
293
00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,209
I'm just really trying
to wrap my head around
294
00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:28,498
why she wouldn't tell me
something this major first.
295
00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:30,133
Well, now's your chance
to ask her.
Great.
296
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:33,130
Oof.
Pregnant lady at the bar?
297
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,723
Not a good look.
298
00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:37,467
Oh, wait, she still has to buy
those rounds, though, right?
299
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,640
Uh‐huh.
300
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,098
♪♪
301
00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:41,218
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Look at this.
302
00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:43,484
This is a post
from four years ago.
303
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,056
On this day in 2016,
304
00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,191
I hooked up with a girl
named Sheraya.
305
00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:48,058
Sheriya?
'Kay.
306
00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:49,984
I forget
how to pronounce it fully.
307
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,863
Damn.
I would raw‐dog that.
308
00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,150
My point ‐‐
someone did raw‐dog this,
309
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,113
'cause, look,
she has a baby.
310
00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:55,662
This kid looks like
he's three years old.
311
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,115
Do you get where I'm going here?
Do the math.
312
00:10:58,116 --> 00:11:00,116
"Am I a father?"
is what I'm asking you guys.
313
00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:01,658
Oh,
you're not a father.
314
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,251
Oh, he could be
the father.
I could be.
315
00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:04,536
If I am, which it looks like
I might be,
316
00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:06,459
I'm just gonna have to own up to
my responsibilities, you know?
317
00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:08,457
Like Furious Styles did
when he had Tre at 17.
318
00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:10,459
Wait,
who's Furious Styles?
319
00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:12,421
Who's Furious Sty‐‐
He's kidding, right?
320
00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:14,592
Furious Styles,
from "Boyz n the Hood."
321
00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:17,091
Probably, in my opinion,
the greatest portrayal
of a black father
322
00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:18,093
in cinematic history.
323
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:19,974
He was firm, yet loving.
324
00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:21,141
He also worked his ass off
325
00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:22,679
to become a vessel of change
in the black community,
326
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,642
and when Tre was acting weird,
hitting the air like that,
327
00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:25,692
he didn't treat him bad.
328
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,055
When he knew
he lost his virginity,
329
00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:28,101
he didn't treat him bad.
330
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:30,114
He loved him.
Yeah.
331
00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,356
Spoiler alert.
332
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,607
I got to do
the right thing.
333
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,150
Bro, I respect
what you're saying,
334
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:36,823
but she didn't
reach out to you
335
00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:38,281
to say
that you have a kid.
336
00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:41,121
So why open up Pandora's box
for that?
337
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,577
Well, because, Doug,
338
00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:44,407
Furious Styles
would have opened that box.
339
00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:46,542
No questions asked.
Okay. Alright.
340
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:49,079
Rip the paper off,
open the box, baby.
341
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,753
My baby.
I'm gonna find you.
342
00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:53,552
♪ Always gonna need one more ♪
343
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,166
♪ Always gonna need one more ♪
344
00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:57,303
So, for the past 10 minutes,
345
00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,050
Nomi's been making small talk
346
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,012
about how different
Titanium is,
347
00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:04,392
and despite feeling like our
friendship is a fractured mess,
348
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,310
I'm just trying
to keep it cool.
349
00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:07,189
♪♪
350
00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:08,845
Nomi: Zo, you good?
351
00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,813
You‐‐ You're, uh,
being awfully quiet.
352
00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:14,233
I'm really well.
Thank you.
353
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,784
I'm taking the high road.
354
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:20,698
So...you told Luca.
355
00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,198
I failed.
356
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,080
Yeah. I did.
And it's not a big deal, okay?
357
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,077
I just figured if anyone
was gonna understand,
358
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,289
it would be him,
359
00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:29,248
and I knew he was gonna be
really chill about it.
360
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,709
Like, no judgment.
361
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:35,209
And when do I judge?
362
00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:36,173
What you're doing
feels wrong.
363
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:39,092
No, actually, it ‐‐
it feels very wrong.
364
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:42,432
Posts like these
just seem so...basic,
365
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,138
and I'm here trying
to make art.
366
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:47,058
You're a shady piece
of backstabbing trash.
367
00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:49,228
Just own it, Zoey.
368
00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:52,147
We love you,
but you're a teeny...
369
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:54,976
lots‐y bit judgmental,
370
00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:59,203
and everyone knows that you can
never be chill or normal
371
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,735
about anything.
Nomi: Nope.
372
00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:03,988
[ Chuckles ] I am ‐‐
I'm super‐chill
373
00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:06,332
and, quite honestly,
abnormally normal.
374
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:10,117
I'm "Fifth Harmony Normani at
Norms Diner with Norman Reedus
375
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,133
serving up
hot, fresh normal...
376
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,705
Mm.
...24 hours, seven days a week"
type normal.
377
00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:16,671
[ Chuckles ]
378
00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:18,801
Yeah, nothing about
what you just said was normal.
379
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,088
Mm.
380
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:23,801
And nothing about
this entire situation is normal.
381
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,063
You show up
five months pregnant
382
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,595
with ‐‐ with no type
of heads‐up,
383
00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:30,478
and the only person
you chose to tell was my ex.
384
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,016
Do you know how that
makes me feel?
385
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,810
Because we are supposed to be
best friends,
386
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,233
not you and him.
387
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:37,111
And so,
I‐I really do apologize
388
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:38,938
if I am not being normal,
389
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,573
but the entire thing
is nuts.
390
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:43,200
♪♪
391
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:44,697
Do you want to know
what's weirder
392
00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,029
than a pregnant lady
in a bar?
393
00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:47,414
What?
394
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:49,830
Someone yelling
at the pregnant lady in the bar.
395
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,369
Now you get why I told Luca,
not you?
396
00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:54,083
Hmm?
397
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:57,053
And why I'm never telling you
anything ever again?
398
00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:59,255
[ Scoffs ] What?
399
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:02,335
♪♪
400
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,430
♪♪
401
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,560
With everything about
the past few days
402
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,097
being anything but normal,
403
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,310
I was trying
to make sense of it all,
404
00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:15,101
which led me back
to the one thing
405
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,194
that still felt
sort of familiar.
406
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,860
♪♪
407
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,149
Hey.
408
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,110
Hey, uh,
sorry for the drop‐in.
409
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,323
I just...
410
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:26,573
I have a quick question.
411
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,124
Okay.
412
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,997
Am I a bad friend?
413
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:33,575
I don't know.
I'm not on Facebook.
Dude, come on.
414
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:36,711
I need someone who really knows
me to answer honestly.
415
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,629
Like,
am I a bad friend?
416
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:42,549
Where's all this
coming from?
417
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:47,388
From Nomi telling you
she was pregnant and not me.
418
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,306
And something's
obviously wrong, right?
419
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,715
I mean,
to be honest with you,
420
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,103
she told me 'cause
she knew I'd just listen
421
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,981
and not be
all in her shit.
422
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,107
W‐‐ And I would?
423
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,225
You wouldn't not.
424
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:02,242
But what if that's
what she needs?
425
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,525
[ Sighs ] It doesn't matter
what you think Nomi needs
426
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,779
if that's not what
she's telling you she wants.
427
00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:11,331
♪♪
428
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,157
You might be right.
429
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,162
♪♪
430
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,044
[ Clears throat ]
431
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:20,551
♪♪
432
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:23,295
Well, thank you
for your honesty,
433
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:26,297
and I should be going now.
434
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,720
Cool place, by the way.
435
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,048
[ Clears throat ]
436
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:34,483
♪♪
437
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:39,895
♪♪
438
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,107
Hey.
439
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,317
You good?
440
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:43,476
I'm great.
441
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:48,114
♪♪
442
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,534
[ Children laughing, screaming ]
443
00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:50,702
Doug: I don't see it.
444
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:51,910
If anything,
445
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:54,869
he looks like
a young Mahershala Ali.
446
00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:56,411
Mahershala Ali
has never looked young.
447
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:58,214
Nah,
I definitely see it.
448
00:15:58,207 --> 00:15:59,247
He's got Aaron's eyes
449
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,750
and the same little
pointy elbows.
450
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,341
Listen, if he is my kid,
451
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:05,166
why would Sheraya
try and hide him from me?
452
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:07,303
Bro, why are you so pressed
to be this kid's father?
453
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,430
The reality is,
454
00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:11,546
she would have hit you
if he was yours.
455
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,604
You're right.
I'm trippin'. I'm trippin'.
456
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:16,098
If he was my kid,
I'd know it.
457
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,230
Come on.
458
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:23,941
♪♪
459
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:25,941
Hey, buddy.
Here you go.
460
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:30,413
♪♪
461
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,156
[ Ding! ]
462
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:35,118
♪♪
463
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:36,369
Now what do you
have to say?
464
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,370
Nothing. That's him.
465
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:40,212
That's Aaron Jr.
466
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:44,130
[ Clears throat ]
467
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:50,092
Here's some
diet soda deliciousness,
468
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,972
A.K.A. three sips
that I diluted with water,
469
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,260
and I may or may not
have dissolved
470
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:56,934
a multivitamin in there.
471
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:59,313
It was both disgusting
472
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,020
and also
delightfully refreshing.
473
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,060
Thank you.
Yeah.
474
00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:03,363
[ Clears throat ]
475
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:06,436
Um...
w‐w‐w‐what's all this?
476
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:09,202
Just hand‐me‐down
baby clothes
477
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,445
from
Jazz and Sky's cousin.
478
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,407
They dropped them off
on their way to practice.
479
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:15,947
It turns out
they actually have feelings.
480
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,952
Oh.
481
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:22,254
Look, Nomi,
I'm so sorry
482
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,000
that I made you feel like
you couldn't share
483
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:27,091
one of the biggest things that's
ever happened to you with me.
484
00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:30,928
Look, I wanted to tell you,
okay?
485
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:33,335
Just...you know you.
486
00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:35,434
I do.
487
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:37,219
I've also heard I can be
a little judgmental...
488
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,353
Mm‐hmm.
489
00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:41,019
...and opinionated
at times,
490
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:45,228
so...I‐I get
why you went to Luca.
491
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,939
Well, thank you
for understanding.
Of course.
492
00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:50,243
I understand that Luca
493
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,146
never gives an opinion
about anything
494
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:53,614
and that he's a safe bet,
495
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:56,204
but I‐I guess
what I'm trying to say is
496
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,660
I'm not here to be that,
you know?
497
00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:02,251
I'm really trying to be a re‐‐
a real friend to you,
498
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:06,248
which means giving it to you
straight 100% of the time,
499
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,382
and I know I could have
handled things so much better,
500
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:09,959
but do you want
a safe bet
501
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,764
or do you want someone that's
here to help you through this
502
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:16,928
very real,
very hard situation?
503
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:22,772
Zoey, you think I don't know
this is a hard situation?
504
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,598
I don't know
what you think,
505
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:27,364
because you haven't opened up
about anything.
506
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:32,106
Okay, you want to know
what I think?
507
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:36,411
I think I may have made, like,
a really big mistake.
508
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:38,077
♪♪
509
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,405
Nomi, it's a mistake
510
00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:42,710
that could have happened
to any of us, though.
511
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:45,115
No, it couldn't have, 'cause
[clears throat]
512
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,214
at every point
when I had the choice
513
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:50,959
to stop this
from happening...
514
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,213
I didn't.
515
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,674
I knew what I was doing
with that guy.
516
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,644
S‐So,
you wanted a baby?
517
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,295
I didn't, like,
not want it.
518
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,683
[ Voice breaking ]
I just didn't care.
519
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:02,219
And I know that
I was really reckless.
520
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:07,270
I was just in such
an emotionally messed‐up place
521
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,311
after the breakup,
522
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,524
and then when I actually
found out I was pregnant,
523
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:11,864
I thought, like,
524
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,819
"You know, would it be
the worst thing in the world
525
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,069
to have a little someone
526
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:19,282
who would love me
unconditionally?"
527
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:23,203
And now I'm just worried that
[breathes shakily]
528
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:26,254
that I made a mistake,
but it's too late now.
529
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,328
[ Sniffles ]
530
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:30,543
[ Crying ] I'm really,
really scared.
531
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:32,464
[ Sniffles ]
Nomi.
532
00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:33,593
[ Crying ]
533
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:35,549
In any other instance,
534
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:38,179
I would have chimed in
with a million opinions
535
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:41,177
and possibly
a few harsh judgments,
536
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,310
but this time was different.
537
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:46,057
And even though
I wasn't going to back down
538
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,650
from being an honest friend,
539
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:51,975
I decided that the best thing
for Nomi in that moment...
540
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,232
♪♪
541
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,574
...was to say absolutely
nothing at all.
542
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:01,985
[ The Five Stairsteps'
"O‐o‐h Child" plays ]
543
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,082
Hey, son.
544
00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:04,447
♪♪
545
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:07,083
Uh...I see you playing
with your car.
546
00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:09,081
You know, I liked cars, too,
when I was your age.
547
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:11,753
Is that your favorite toy?
♪ Ooh‐oo child ♪
548
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:14,052
♪ Things are gonna
get easier ♪
I was a late talker, too.
549
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,126
Wow.
This is surreal, you know?
550
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:18,342
♪ Ooh‐oo child,
things'll get brighter ♪
Look, I‐I know
that this is awkward
551
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,842
for the both of us.
552
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:22,144
♪ Ooh‐oo child ♪
I lost a lot of time
in your life,
553
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,558
and I'm sorry for that.
554
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,926
♪ Things are gonna
get easier ♪
But I'm here now.
555
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:27,733
♪ Ooh‐oo child ♪
I'm gonna make things right,
starting with this.
556
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:28,937
You want some candy?
557
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:30,646
♪ Things'll get brighter ♪
558
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:31,976
You understood that,
didn't you?
559
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:33,321
♪ Someday, yeah ♪
Jonathon: Hey!
560
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,185
The hell you doing
with my son?!
561
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:37,072
♪ We'll get it together
and we'll get it all done ♪
562
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,109
Your son?
563
00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:40,162
♪ Someday, when your head
is much lighter ♪
564
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:42,576
But he has my...
565
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,615
♪ Someday, yeah ♪
Take care of him, man.
566
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,698
♪ We'll walk in the rays
of a beautiful sun ♪
567
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:48,124
Raise him right.
568
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:51,132
♪ Someday, when the world
is much brighter ♪