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And right...
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there.
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[ Heart beating ]
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[ Chuckles ] Luca,
listen to how fast that is!
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Sick beat.
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I could definitely hear
Young Thug on this.
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And there is
your baby's nose, eyes.
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Oh, and there's
your baby's smile!
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Congratulations,
he ‐‐ or she ‐‐
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or if we're being PC, they ‐‐
are an absolute beauty.
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You're both
very lucky parents.
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Oh, no, he's not the ‐‐
Thank you.
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What? I [bleep]
with fake‐fatherhood.
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Well, congratulations.
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♪ If you ever lose your way ♪
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Zoey:
The miracle of life.
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We take for granted
the billions of things
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that have to go right
to create a human being.
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And nothing
you could have ever imagined
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compares to the moment
when you first meet
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that amazing little life
you created.
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♪ If you stay ♪
Wow.
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That's my baby.
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Surprise!
Surprise!
Surprise!
Surprise!
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Oh...
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Zoey:
So, what do you think?
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Uh...
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You guys shouldn't have...
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Girl, bastard or not,
that baby deserves a shower.
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No, like, really, though,
you shouldn't have...
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But we're having
a house baby!
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‐Whoo! House baby!
‐House baby!
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‐House baby!
‐House baby!
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I don't know
if I'm keeping the baby.
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♪♪
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[ Indistinct whispering ]
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Zoey: Huh?
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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ Learn something new
every day ♪
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♪ I don't know,
so I'm‐a feel my way ♪
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♪ Got the weight of the world
on me ♪
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♪ But no regrets,
this is what I say ♪
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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
♪ You can tell me ♪
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♪ My heart beating so loud ♪
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♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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So, is everything okay
with the baby?
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Yeah. No, totally.
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There were, like, 10 fingers
and 10 toes, and ‐‐
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Huge penis.
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Oh, well,
it's an umbilical cord.
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I've told you that many times.
[ Chuckles ]
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Father knows best, but...
Not the father.
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Okay, well,
I'm gonna head out.
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Okay.
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♪♪
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Bye, thanks.
Yep.
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[ Door closes ]
So...care to fill us in?
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It's, uh,
just my parents.
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They want me to place the baby
for adoption, so...
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Yeah. Excuse me.
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What do we say?
What do we do here?
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♪♪
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Vivek, you said that
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there were cigars
for the guys outside?
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You hate cigars.
No, I hate fresh air.
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I love cigars. I think we should
smoke some right now.
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You ‐‐ all three of us.
Bro, what're you talking about?
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Last time
you smoked a blunt,
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you yacked
for two straight hours ‐‐
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You know nothing about life,
do you?
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[ Sighs ]
Come on.
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You just got to read
the room, man.
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What ‐‐
This just seems important.
You try really hard.
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Nomi, um,
I thought you wanted this baby.
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I did, I mean,
I ‐‐ I do, I think.
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It's just ever since
I've been back at school,
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my parents
have been all over me
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about how hard
it's going to be
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to be a full‐time student
and a single mom, and...
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They're not wrong,
you know?
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I mean, have you guys ever been
to the family dorm?
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[ Giggles ]
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Jackson. Back here.
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[ Glass shatters ]
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And that poor mom,
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oh, my God,
she was so overwhelmed,
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and I don't even think
I could handle it
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as well as she did.
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Freshman year,
there was this young mom
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in our
Intro to Calculus section,
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and, you know, I was just
minding my own business,
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trying to learn
my linear functions,
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and next thing I know,
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there's this big old milk‐booby
right next to my elbow.
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It was hella distracting.
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Oh, come on.
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There are lots of
student‐parents
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that make it work.
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Yeah, and most of them
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take at least
five years to graduate.
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Or longer.
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Five years?
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That means you wouldn't be
graduating with us.
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Well, maybe not with us,
but with you,
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Zoey "Academic Probation"
Johnson.
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[ Chuckles ]
Look, as soon as
my parents realized
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just how much
this would disrupt my life,
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they became
even more convinced
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that I should place the baby
for adoption, so...
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Damn, sounds like your parents
are giving you no choice.
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Yeah, especially since
they might cut you off,
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disown you,
or lock you in the attic
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like one of those
Lifetime holiday movies.
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You remember
"Yuletide Basement."
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Nomi: Hey, you guys,
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my parents aren't
locking me in an attic,
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or a basement,
or whatever, okay?
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They said
they were gonna support me
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whether or not
I decided to keep the baby.
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They'd just prefer
that I didn't keep the baby.
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Well, great! If they're gonna
support you either way,
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then I guess we're keeping
our house baby!
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So, can we please go back
to this baby shower
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that I had Vivek spend
all of this money on?
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Dude, pause.
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Okay, Nomi,
is that what you want?
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To keep this baby?
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Look, it's not
an ideal situation, okay?
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But I feel like I made my bed
and I should lie in it.
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That's not the most
compelling reason
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to raise a child.
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At least she's taking
responsibility.
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Yeah, Nomi,
I am proud of you.
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Disappointed in you
for getting knocked up,
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but so proud of you
for dealing with it.
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Okay, but why does Nomi
have to give up her life
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to "deal with it," though?
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You know, there's so many
alternatives nowadays,
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whether it be, um,
a couple who can't have kids,
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a gay couple,
um...I don't know.
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But either way,
her mistake ‐‐
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which are your words,
not mine ‐‐
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could become a blessing
for someone else.
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But wait, Zoey, so you agree
with my parents?
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No, no, not like that.
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I'm just ‐‐
I guess I'm saying
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maybe don't rule out adoption
so quickly.
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♪♪
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[ Coughs, sniffs ]
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Are you guys sure you don't
want in on these cigars?
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Once you get past
the chest pain
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and the inability
to breathe...
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[ Coughs ]
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Ugh, it's really quite smooth.
[ Sniffs ]
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Yeah, no, I think...
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I think we're good on that.
Hmm. We're straight.
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Okay. Oh, hey, bro.
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Guys, this is Sky's,
uh...friend...Rodney.
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What's up, man?
Yeah, I almost hit this guy
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with a Louisville Slugger.
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No, he didn't.
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I would have
kicked his ass.
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That's so funny.
Is Sky inside?
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Yeah, but you probably
don't want to go in
there right now...
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unless you want to walk
into a hornets' nest.
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So...
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Sky's dating a White guy?
No way.
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Yeah.
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He got to be, like,
Creole or something, right?
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Yeah.
No, he's definitely White.
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Look at the ‐‐
look at the shoelaces.
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They're choking
his ankles.
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Can't be. Yo, she was
all over me Freshman year
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for cross‐pollination‐dating.
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Her militant ass must be
using him to fix her credit.
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I mean, have you considered
an open adoption?
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And that way you can stay
in the baby's life.
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It feels like it would be
a really painful thing
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for me and the baby.
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I don't know, can we just
stop talking about this?
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[ Door opens ]
Vivek: Is it safe
to come back in yet?
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‐No!
‐Yes!
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Uh, Sky, your, uh ‐‐
your pal Rodney is here, dude.
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Hi.
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That's Rod'Nae?
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Yes, it is.
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[ Singsong voice ]
Not what I pictured.
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I know, Rod'Nae's...
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Dudes, we're not
done talking in here.
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Yeah, we are, actually.
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Great, you heard
the Mother of Honor ‐‐
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we're not talking
about this anymore.
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And I know
the perfect thing
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that's gonna lift
everyone's spirits ‐‐
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The Dirty Diaper Game.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm so happy
that you came.
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Well, you did
threaten my life...
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But I kind of like it
when you threaten my life.
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And you brought ice cream?
That is so sweet.
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Okay, you can go put your jacket
in my room.
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Which you already know
where that is, so...
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♪♪
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[ Exhales sharply ]
I'm proud of you girl, honestly.
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It's so good to see that,
at the end of the day,
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love conquers all.
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What are you talking about?
I'm talking about you.
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You following your heart.
Obviously erasing color lines.
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In what way?
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In the, uh, you dating
an Anglo‐Saxon kind of way.
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What?
You think he's gay?
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No, I think that he's White.
I know he's White.
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Okay.
What are you talking about?
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What about him
says that he's White?
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Um...I don't know,
let me think about that.
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I don't know,
his skin, maybe?
Okay, now,
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I know he's a little bit
Drake‐skinned,
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but my guy is Black.
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His name is "Rod'Nae."
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You're sure about this?
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Yes.
Okay.
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Is that vanilla?
Extra vanilla?
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Super white vanilla?
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I'm kidding.
He is White, though.
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♪♪
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So this is
the Dirty Diaper Game.
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Everyone has to guess
what kind of chocolate candy
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is melted in each diaper.
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The most correct answers
wins.
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Well, wait,
w‐we're still doing this?
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I thought Nomi said
she not keeping the baby.
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Um, she's keeping the baby.
Uh...
[ Scoffs ]
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She is not necessarily
keeping the baby.
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All right, I need to know
if Nomi's keeping this baby
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before I simulate eating
some baby [bleep]
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Don't eat the baby [bleep] Doug.
Eat the baby [bleep] Doug.
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Nomi, am I eating
this baby [bleep] or not?
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No, I don't know, okay?!
I don't know!
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I keep going
back and forth.
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I feel like
I want to keep the baby.
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I think my parents might
be right. I don't know, okay?
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It's gonna be super hard
to do alone.
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Ana: But you don't
have to do it alone.
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I mean, did you ask
the father of your baby
248
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what he wants to do?
249
00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:03,587
No. He doesn't even know
he's gonna be a father.
250
00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:06,415
[ Clears throat ]
Wait.
251
00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:07,591
You haven't even
told him?
252
00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:09,719
No! And it's
none of his business.
253
00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,126
Dude, none of his business?
Are you kidding me?
254
00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:12,394
When I found out
you were pregnant,
255
00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:13,845
I went to find a kid
that wasn't even mine.
256
00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:15,925
♪♪
257
00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:21,517
Wait, so you're
seriously considering
258
00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:25,569
not telling this guy he has
a baby coming into the world?
259
00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,725
To be fair, I mean,
260
00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,244
he probably doesn't
even remember.
261
00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:30,985
We were both really sloppy.
262
00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:32,657
He was, like,
making out with my forearm
263
00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:34,115
at some point, and...
264
00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:36,735
I don't even really know
who he is, so...
265
00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:39,663
Oh, we can find him.
Oh.
266
00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:41,002
Yeah, you said
his name was Phil
267
00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:42,957
and something about him
being from Berkeley, right?
268
00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:45,417
Uh‐huh.
Oh, I have found guys
269
00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,588
with just a zodiac sign
and a favorite sweater color.
270
00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,087
Yeah, but we don't know
anything about this
271
00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,419
"Phil from Berkeley."
272
00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:51,593
All right, for all we know,
he could be,
273
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:54,341
okay, get this,
"Phil from Vallejo."
274
00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:55,974
Or Dr. Phil.
275
00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,140
I think
she would remember
276
00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:58,468
if she hooked up
with Dr. Phil.
277
00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:00,563
No, I don't know.
I was really drunk.
278
00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:02,938
It could be Dr. Phil.
But you know what?
279
00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,436
I don't even want to,
like, do that
280
00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,267
and blow up
this guy's life.
281
00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,482
Screw that,
blow up Dr. Phil's life.
282
00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:08,782
He's about to have
a child in the world
283
00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,145
and he needs to know.
284
00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:11,321
What he doesn't need
is a kid growing up
285
00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:13,149
and being on 23andMe
18 years from now
286
00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:14,824
and then showing up
at his 40th birthday party
287
00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:16,993
at the Macaroni Grill.
Doug: Ooh, Mac G.
288
00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:19,331
I would get all up in that
prosciutto‐wrapped jumbo shrimp.
289
00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:21,827
Just...
You know, maybe Dr. Phil Jr.
290
00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:24,000
does want to eat family style
with his father.
291
00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:27,248
Don't they both theoretically
deserve that delicious chance?
292
00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:29,882
You now, I couldn't imagine
life without our dad.
293
00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:32,049
Me neither.
Well, what about you?
294
00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:33,258
Was your dad around?
295
00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:35,258
Actually, uh,
296
00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,300
he wasn't there much
in the beginning.
297
00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,643
You know, 'cause of his
wrongful incarceration case.
298
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:44,059
Oh, my goodness.
Wrongful incarceration?
299
00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:45,100
Black.
300
00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,443
Whatever.
301
00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:50,147
Yeah, but then when the cops
held a press conference
302
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:53,320
to apologize to my father
about being in the wrong,
303
00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,159
Dad was around
a whole lot more. So...
304
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:58,655
So, a‐a cop apologized
to your dad?
305
00:10:58,658 --> 00:10:59,828
‐Yeah.
‐Publicly?
306
00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,326
That's amazing, man.
307
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,157
[ Chuckles ]
White guy.
308
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,503
Vivek: This might be
an unpopular opinion,
309
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:07,877
but if I was Phil,
I would rather not know.
310
00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,996
Not unpopular, Vivek.
Thank you.
311
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,344
No, pretty unpopular.
Well...
312
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:16,629
I mean, I actually
appreciate Vivek's honesty.
313
00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:18,144
See? That's what I was saying.
Get in here.
I do.
314
00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:20,676
Wait, you actually
agree with him?
315
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,470
Yeah, I mean,
God forbid
316
00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:24,313
somebody pulled up
to my crib with a baby,
317
00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:25,519
I mean,
I would take care of it
318
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,098
like any other good dude
would, right?
319
00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:28,773
But I'd be lying
if I said
320
00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:30,651
I'd actually be happy
about it.
321
00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:32,728
So you don't think
she should tell him?
No.
322
00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,244
The right time
to involve dude
323
00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:36,565
was when she found out
that she was pregnant.
324
00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:38,571
You know, because then,
325
00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:40,833
he would know the right way
to handle it from jump.
326
00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:43,115
And if you tell him now,
that's just...
327
00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:44,449
That's just not fair.
328
00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:46,084
I cannot believe
what I'm hearing right now.
329
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,000
Rod'Nae,
help me out, please.
330
00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:49,329
It's actually Rodney.
331
00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:50,384
Just Rodney?
332
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,706
Of course it is.
Of course it is.
333
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,552
Look, I just don't believe
334
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:55,717
that I'm the only man
in this room
335
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,215
who feels like
this Dr. Phil dude
336
00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,798
deserves to know that
he's about to be a father.
337
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:03,102
I guess
I can see both sides.
338
00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:05,927
But, I mean, the issue
just is not black or white ‐‐
339
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,904
Yes, it is, Rodney,
and you need to choose a side ‐‐
340
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,265
Black or White.
341
00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:12,071
What I'm trying to say
is that the baby is here,
342
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,435
it's on the way,
343
00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:15,611
and this man has every right
to be in this child's life
344
00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:17,950
until he proves himself
otherwise.
345
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:20,866
Ana: As much as it pains me
to agree with Aaron,
346
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:23,195
Nomi, being a parent
is a blessing,
347
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:25,701
and, look,
I'm sorry, but...
Mm‐hmm.
348
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,873
...I think your choice
in not informing Phil
349
00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:31,172
is depriving your child
and his or her father
350
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:33,127
from having
a relationship.
351
00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:41,387
♪♪
352
00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:49,636
♪♪
353
00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:51,274
[ Bell dinging ]
354
00:12:56,943 --> 00:13:04,583
♪♪
355
00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:12,165
♪♪
356
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,626
Hey, we're all out...
357
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:18,171
Look, you obviously
like the guy,
358
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:20,632
and doing this could possibly
change everything.
359
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:24,303
So...don't do it.
360
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,934
No, I need to know
who I'm dating.
361
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:29,431
Okay.
362
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:32,564
Well, just so you know,
that whatever the outcome is,
363
00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:33,862
when you
turn the lights off,
364
00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:37,065
we are all
the same color.
365
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,566
Mm‐hmm.
366
00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:39,938
[ Sighs ]
367
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:45,994
♪♪
368
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:52,122
♪♪
369
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:53,293
Damn.
370
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,251
Those people
might glow in the dark.
371
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,801
♪♪
372
00:13:57,795 --> 00:14:01,165
[ Knock on door ]
Yeah?
373
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,184
Hey.
374
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,176
Hey.
375
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,507
I just
wanted to make sure
376
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,351
that you got some of this
pregnant belly cake...
377
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,966
[ Sighs ]
Uh, the popped belly button
is actually fondant.
378
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,604
No, if you can get past
your initial revulsion,
379
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,481
it's actually
pretty next‐level.
380
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:14,648
Mm.
381
00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:16,225
Look, um...
Mm‐hmm.
382
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:18,780
...I just want to apologize
if I overstepped.
383
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,435
I mean, we all know
that going overboard
384
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:23,203
is kind of my thing,
but it's only because I care.
385
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:26,366
I know.
Thank you for caring.
386
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:29,485
But I am going to overstep
with one more thing,
387
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:32,004
and again, it's only
because I love you,
388
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,996
and I just ‐‐ I don't want you
to regret anything.
389
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:37,839
What is this?
390
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:40,915
Only if you change your mind
about your baby's father.
391
00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:44,092
FYI, it only took me
45 seconds.
392
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:45,802
It...It's my
new personal best.
393
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:49,312
♪♪
394
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,765
[ Door closes ]
395
00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:58,975
♪♪
396
00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:03,777
[ Door closes ]
397
00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:05,948
Aaron: [ Laughs ]
Oh, my God.
398
00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:07,947
Sky, where did your, uh,
dear old friend go?
399
00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:09,449
Rodney,
did he skedaddle?
400
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,120
I am appalled
and flabbergasted.
401
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,959
I swear you gave me
so much shit
402
00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:15,955
for dating White girls,
and then, what,
403
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:19,087
you go and fall for a White boy
that you thought was Black?
404
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,745
Mm‐mm‐mm.
I didn't understand
the definition of irony
405
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:22,764
until today.
406
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,295
Jazz: All right, enough,
she gets it.
407
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,798
If it is any consolation,
we all come from
408
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,800
the same haplogroup
in Central Africa,
409
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:30,302
meaning your friend Rodney
is a little bit Black.
410
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:31,394
Hmm.
411
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:36,228
I can't believe
I fell for a White boy.
412
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,557
I just don't get it.
413
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,942
I mean, I ‐‐ I knew
he was lighter‐skinned,
414
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:43,109
but by all appearances,
he's a Black man.
415
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,649
With no facial hair?
416
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:47,162
But that crispy lineup, though.
Ohh.
417
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:50,825
He took me to Red Lobster
on our first date...
418
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:52,405
But now
that I think about it,
419
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:53,740
he didn't order
the shrimp...
420
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,624
Ahh.
...the crab legs,
421
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,621
or even touch those
cheesy biscuits.
422
00:15:57,623 --> 00:16:00,463
Okay, see? Now I see
how it could be confusing.
423
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:01,499
[ Sighs ]
[ Door opens ]
424
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,842
Well, looks like
we'll most definitely
425
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:05,128
be needing this.
426
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,511
♪♪
427
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:09,507
[ Dog barking in distance ]
428
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:14,020
Well, the father of my baby
is no longer a "rando."
429
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:17,135
His name is Phil McGinnis.
He's from San Jose.
430
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:20,813
He's a Comm Major at UC Berkeley
and, apparently,
431
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:24,983
the dude is a major player
in the Ultimate Frisbee scene.
432
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,324
Cool?
Before Ana tracked him down,
433
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,410
he was just, like,
a nameless, faceless dude.
434
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:33,906
And now he's a...
real person.
435
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:39,580
Well, Nomi, you do know that
he was always a real person.
436
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:41,082
Yeah, I know.
437
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:45,553
But now this baby
is a real person, so...
438
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:48,216
Look, I told you I was gonna
have your back through this
439
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:50,426
and that I was gonna
give it to you straight
440
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:51,966
no matter how hard it
would be.
441
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:53,639
Mm‐hmm.
But, I don't know,
442
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:56,638
after today and everything
happening downstairs,
443
00:16:56,641 --> 00:17:01,231
I ‐‐ I realized
whether to keep the baby
444
00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:03,479
or place it for adoption,
445
00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:08,151
or even whether to tell Phil
he's the father or not,
446
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:11,532
these aren't choices
that any of us can make for you.
447
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,200
Yeah.
These are your choices.
448
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,449
Mm‐hmm.
449
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,371
And I know you.
450
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,210
Easier said than done,
but I know you're
451
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:22,205
absolutely going to do
what's right for you.
452
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:25,338
I'm not going to be able
to think about it here.
453
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:27,836
Not clearly, anyway.
454
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:30,508
I...
455
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:33,298
I think I need to go home.
456
00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:38,636
Is that, like,
the coward's way out?
457
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,181
No.
458
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:43,444
I think going home is actually
a really brave decision.
459
00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:45,227
Do you?
Yeah.
460
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:49,741
♪♪
461
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,565
So, Ultimate Frisbee?
462
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:52,741
♪ Thank the Lord ♪
463
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:55,068
Hmm.
464
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,244
♪ For what we have ♪
465
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,663
[ Door closes ]
466
00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:00,711
Please don't get arrested.
♪ See before you ♪
467
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:02,825
I'll try.
468
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:05,462
You better call me every day.
Okay.
469
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:06,789
And I'm not screwing around
470
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,674
about CC‐ing me on
all your doctor emails.
471
00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:10,131
♪♪
472
00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:14,141
♪ With my soul ♪
473
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:15,965
Goodbye, little Usain.
474
00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:17,970
I thought we agreed
on "Flo‐Jo."
475
00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:19,102
Only if it was a girl.
476
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,768
You see
the way she's carrying,
477
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,096
you know
she's gonna have a boy.
478
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,271
I can't ‐‐
All right.
479
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:27,149
Thank God
I'm not having twins.
480
00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:28,648
You will be missed.
481
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:30,989
[ Laughs ]
482
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:33,985
♪ Till death do us part ♪
483
00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:36,988
Donadagovhi...
484
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:38,161
Okay?
485
00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:40,699
That's Cherokee for,
"Until we meet again."
486
00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:42,543
♪ That they had
what we have, baby ♪
487
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:45,038
♪ Till death do us part ♪
488
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,711
♪ Yeah ♪
489
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,999
I'm ‐‐ I'm not gonna
say goodbye
490
00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:53,763
because I know I'm gonna be
seeing you really very soon.
491
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,428
[ Voice breaking ] I know we,
like, get into it a lot,
492
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:59,596
but I'm gonna miss you
the most.
493
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,427
♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah ♪
494
00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:03,932
Don't take anyone else out
for margaritas.
495
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:05,604
♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah ♪
♪ Let it ride ♪
496
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:08,153
♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah ♪
497
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,727
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Just let it, let it ride ♪
498
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,232
♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah ♪
Bye.
499
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,153
♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah ♪
500
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,492
♪♪
501
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,987
Although
we may take for granted
502
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:20,659
the billion little things
it takes to create life,
503
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:24,330
there were two things
we didn't take for granted ‐‐
504
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:27,330
the difficult choice
Nomi was facing,
505
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:31,133
and the fact that this group
of nine amazing people
506
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:34,298
came together to support
and love each other
507
00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:36,428
no matter what.
508
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,305
Man: Uh, you're headed
to the airport, right?
509
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:42,595
Yeah.
I got you.
510
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,268
I got water, I got mints,
I got phone chargers.
511
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,767
I got a head shot
512
00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:49,479
if you have any connections
in the business.
513
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,110
I don't.
No?
514
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:52,857
Hey, you never know,
right?
515
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,188
Where you traveling to?
516
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:58,204
[ Music playing
softly on radio ]
517
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,697
Home.
518
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:00,829
Nice.
519
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,985
No place like home.
520
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:05,663
Wish I could go home.
Clickity clack back to Idaho.
521
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:13,303
♪♪
522
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:17,465
♪ Ignore signs of change ♪
523
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:21,966
♪ No more ♪
524
00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:25,891
♪ I'll come back again ♪
525
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:31,771
♪ I am flawed ♪
526
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:35,782
♪ Mm ♪
527
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:38,776
♪ Mm, mm ♪
528
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:44,289
♪♪
529
00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:49,785
♪♪