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Zoey: Baby milestones.
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When everything you do
is a wonder
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and you're considered
the most amazing, talented,
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precious human being ever,
for doing pretty much nothing.
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[ Toy rattles ]
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Nomi: Come on.
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Roll over, baby girl.
You got it.
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But as a mother, Nomi realized
that when it's your baby,
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those nothing moments
are absolutely everything.
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At 2 months, Luna laughed
for the first time.
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At 3 months,
Luna got her first tooth.
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At 4 months,
Luna surpassed Vivek
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in both real‐world
and Instagram popularity.
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♪ You came just in time ♪
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[ Ding! ]
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Roll over, baby girl.
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Come on, roll over.
You got it.
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[ Cellphone chimes ]
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♪
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But the one milestone
Nomi never expected
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came at 5 months...
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[ Coos ]
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...when Nomi heard
from Luna's father,
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who didn't even know
his baby existed.
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[ Cooing ]
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♪
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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ Learn something new
every day ♪
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♪ I don't know,
so I'mma feel my way ♪
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♪ Got the weight of the world ♪
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♪ On me ♪
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♪ But no regrets,
this is what I say ♪
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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
♪ You can tell me ♪
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♪ My heart beating so loud ♪
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♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪
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Oh! Daddy's back in town,
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and he wants to take Mommy
on a date. So?
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Have you responded yet?
Clearly, you know.
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No, I have not.
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So, um, why don't I just respond
for you?
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[ Chuckles ] Ana,
knock it off, though. Really.
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You know I'm not gonna go,
I know I'm not gonna go.
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But Phil's gonna be less than
2 miles away at Titanium.
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Nomi, God is offering him
up to you
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on a greasy
silver platter.
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Yep,
and I'm just gonna
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send that platter
right back into the kitchen.
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Nomi, come on.
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You need to know
what type of person he is.
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I mean, is he ‐‐
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is he kind,
is he lazy, hygienic?
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Come on, aren't you just
a little bit curious?
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Frankly, never been less curious
about anything.
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Yeah, well,
I think these details
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are really important
to know
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about the father
of your baby.
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And I think you're making
a huge mistake.
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Okay, and I think
you're driving me crazy, okay?
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Look [Chuckles]
if you want to go and, like,
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get some closure
or validation
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or really what just seems to be
pure entertainment,
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you should go
on a date with him.
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Why would I do that?
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Because you seem to think that
knowing a few details about him
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is more important
than what I'm telling you
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I know is best
for my daughter. Okay?
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So, you know, go find out
if he likes to floss
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or share a beer
with his dad, okay?
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'Cause, after today,
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we're never talking about Phil
ever again.
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♪
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Okay. Great. I'll go.
Great. Have fun.
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Okay, you know what?
Just so we're clear...
Hmm.
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...this isn't
for my validation
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or my entertainment.
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This is for
your daughter,
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because whether or not
you want to know,
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someday she will.
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And it would be nice
if someone had those answers,
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and that someone
should be you ‐‐
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the person
who claims to be
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putting her
best interests first.
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'Cause right now,
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it ‐‐ it doesn't seem
like you are.
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♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Check me out ♪
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♪
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[ Cellphone swishes ]
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♪ Unh,
I space out like an Astro ♪
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♪ And buss flows in both holes ♪
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♪ Till it leak
out your nose slow ♪
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♪ Just consider me a natural ♪
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♪ If you react slow ♪
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Joey:
What's up, Zo?
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Look like you lost
your best friend or somethin'.
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No, uh, actually,
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two of my friends are trying out
for the Olympics,
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and one of them is meeting
the other one's baby‐father,
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but that one
wants nothing to do with it.
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I guess,
long story short,
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I'm here missing all of it,
so... Hmm.
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You're just homesick.
Yeah,
a little bit.
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Yeah,
I get that.
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Look,
I miss a lot of big events,
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being on the road.
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I mean,
I guess, you know,
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the grass is greener
wherever you at.
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Like, when I'm home,
I miss the road.
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When I'm on the road,
I miss my superstar daughter
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who's outshining
all of her talentless,
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flatfooted friends
in ballet class. You know?
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I mean, I guess what
I'm really trying to say is,
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the only thing
you could really do
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is pour yourself a drink
and, you know,
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just purge your feelings
out to these guys,
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your tour family.
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[ Laughter ]
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Well,
then pour me a drink, fam‐o,
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'cause I have some purging
to do.
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Yeah?
Mm‐hmm.
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[ Laughs ]
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♪ And when mama see 'em
in the lineup ♪
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♪ When she point 'em out,
she say, "Him and him" ♪
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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♪
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Ana: Hey! Hey.
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Are you, by chance,
Phil?
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Yeah.
And you are?
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Hi. I'm Ana [Chuckles]
Nomi's roommate.
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Oh, did she not tell you
that my boyfriend and I
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were supposed to be
joining you guys here?
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No, uh,
I never heard from her,
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so I figured
she wasn't showing up at all.
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Classic Nomi ‐‐
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never tells you anything,
just always keeps you guessing.
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[ Giggles ]
It's fun, right?
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I don't know ‐‐
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Well, guess it's just
you and me
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[Sighs] till these
crazy kids show up.
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♪
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Vivek: Yo, why did you say
you're ordering
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red, white, and blue string
lights and American flags?
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Are we going to war?
Read the news, man.
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Yo, I was actually
trying to decorate your joint
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for when we watch
the Olympic trials tomorrow.
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Yo, is Rochelle coming
or not?
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I have not gotten an RSVP
from her yet.
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Yeah, no,
I would count her out for sure.
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She's still a little hot
that I told Zoey
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about the whole Cal U
loan stuff first, so...
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What?!
Yeah.
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Well, you know how sensitive
girls are.
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Look, I just started smashing
on the reg ‐‐
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I'm getting pretty good ‐‐
but even I know that.
Damn.
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I did nothing wrong
in the situation.
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I‐I‐I saw Zoey a few hours
after I got the offer.
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It was on my mind,
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and it just ‐‐
it came out. Bro, regardless,
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you took the biggest thing
that was happening in your life
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and shared it with someone
who was not your girl first.
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[ Sighs ]
Not only
not your girl,
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but someone everyone knows
you wanted to be your girl.
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Desperately. I mean, it was sad.
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Pathetic. But hey,
you do you, player.
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As Phil patiently waited
for Nomi to show up,
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Ana dove in with her in‐person
interrogation technique.
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How are you with money?
Any debt?
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Home foreclosures?
Auto repos?
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Do you have a criminal history?
Arson? Manslaughter?
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Public urination?
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You know,
it's been a while.
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Are you sure
that Nomi's still coming?
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How do you register?
Democrat?
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Republican?
Sex offender?
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♪ I don't wanna waste
no more time ♪
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♪ I don't think you understand ♪
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♪ I'm caviar ♪
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♪ You don't get
to dine and dash ♪
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♪ I'm tired of ya ♪
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♪ Show up at my door,
like, who invited ya? ♪
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♪ Miss me with that ego,
'cause I'm caviar ♪
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Nomi!
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What are you
doing here?
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I thought about
what you said,
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and you're
absolutely right.
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I should know more about Phil,
for Luna's sake. So, where is he?
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Not here. Did he stand me up?
No, no, no, he was here...
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Uh‐huh.
...and he was game
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for answering a lot of
real personal questions. Great.
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But then, um,
I think there was, like,
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a bit of a ‐‐
a tonnage issue, so...he left.
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Right.
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I'm so, so sorry,
Nomi.
Hmm.
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Well, way to have Luna's best
interests at heart, Tía Ana.
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♪
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♪
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Hey. Hey. Thanks for coming back.
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I...think
I owe you an apology.
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If you didn't want
to hang out,
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you could've just hit me back
and said so.
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Instead of siccing
some psycho friend on me.
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I'm sorry.
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Yeah, I don't know ‐‐
I don't know what to say.
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Then why'd you ask me
to come back?
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Okay, to be honest,
it took me a minute
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to even get the courage
to meet you here,
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and she scared you off
before I even got here, so...
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Why would you
need courage?
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The last time we hung out,
we had an amazing night.
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Wait, "amazing night"?
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I thought
it was too many tequila shots
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and your penis.
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Well, I had no idea
that you were that drunk.
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I mean, sure,
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that was the beginning
and the end of the night,
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but there was
a lot of cool stuff
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that happened there
in between.
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♪
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So, just out of curiosity,
um, what was the in‐between?
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♪
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Hey.
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♪
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Um,
thanks for meeting up.
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Look, I know things have been
a little icy between us
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as of late,
right? So there's a few things
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that I‐I want to share
with you, okay?
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Just bear with me here. Um...
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"Sometimes I enjoy sitting down
when I pee.
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My favorite movie
is 'Beaches.'
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I never told my dad
I love him.
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I call my rattail
Avery."
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Or Dragontail,
however I'm feeling on the day.
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Um, there's also
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some other embarrassing stuff
in there, so...
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I'm sorry, what is ‐‐
what is all this?
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That is a list of things
I have never told anyone.
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You are now the first
to know all of it.
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♪
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Thank you.
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That's a really sweet
gesture.
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Yeah, look, I‐I was giving
the Zoey thing a lot of thought,
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and clearly our friendship
makes you uncomfortable,
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and I‐I just ‐‐ I never
want to put you in a situation
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that makes you feel
like that.
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00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,931
You're my priority,
okay? And I‐I...
252
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,734
From this point on,
I won't... let it happen...
253
00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:05,858
again.
254
00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:09,895
♪
255
00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:12,991
[ Indistinct conversations ]
256
00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:17,374
[ Spray can hisses ]
257
00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:24,417
♪
258
00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:26,125
[ Chuckles ] Hey.
259
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:29,626
Ooh,
there she is.
260
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,379
Okay,
what is up today?
261
00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:33,421
Why is everyone
saying that to me?
262
00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:36,224
Because we all know
you gave Joey's ding‐a‐ling
263
00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:39,679
the full Zoey Johnson
Styling Experience last night.
264
00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:42,351
I gave his what
the full what?
265
00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:44,810
People saw you
come out of his bus at 3:00 a. m.
266
00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:47,021
Don't act like that's not
peak ding‐a‐ling hours.
267
00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:48,821
Um, not for me
it's not.
268
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:51,145
I don't know how other people
choose to allocate their time,
269
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,281
but first of all,
he is my boss,
270
00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:57,697
and those are
his private parts! That's insane.
271
00:10:57,699 --> 00:11:00,699
No, what's insane is for you
to be up at his bus all night
272
00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:03,082
and expect no one to assume
y'all were [bleep]
273
00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:04,579
What are we
supposed to think?
274
00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,541
Y'all are bingeing reruns
of "Family Matters"?
275
00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:08,671
Everyone is always
all up on his bus at 3:00 a. m.
276
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:09,958
Matter of fact,
277
00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:11,671
you're always on his bus
at 3:00, so...
278
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:16,051
Yeah,
'cause I'm [bleep] him!
279
00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:19,010
So, now our entire
tour family
280
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,062
thinks that I am, too?
281
00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:23,465
Zoey, wake up. These people
are not your family.
282
00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:26,144
And walking off your boss' bus
in the middle of the night
283
00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:28,564
is a bad look, period.
284
00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:30,063
You're a professional woman
in the real world,
285
00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:31,614
and you need
to handle yourself like one.
286
00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,188
[ Sighs ]
So, what do I do now?
287
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,033
Oh, my God,
this is too much.
288
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:38,318
You grow the [bleep] up
or you get the [bleep] out.
289
00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:40,993
♪
290
00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:47,712
Got it. Phil? Are you still here?
291
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:52,497
Please tell me you didn't leave
me to die in your aunt's house.
292
00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:59,973
Okay,
you can open your eyes.
293
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:03,429
Is this
"Sixteen Candles"? Yes.
294
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,981
This is exactly what
you begged me to do last year.
295
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:08,055
I did?
Yeah.
296
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:11,151
We were talking about
our favorite movies,
297
00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:13,857
and you said "Sixteen Candles"
was yours,
298
00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:17,148
and then
you cried about ‐‐
299
00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:19,573
Never had
my dining‐room table moment.
300
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:20,742
Hmm.
Mm.
301
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,870
Well, then the crying
ended up becoming
302
00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:28,367
this really messy,
like, snot‐filled sob...
303
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:30,543
Oh.
...about breaking up
with some old lady.
304
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:33,751
And so then
we came in here,
305
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:36,213
and I gave you
your dining‐room table moment.
306
00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:39,434
That is the most romantic thing
anyone's ever done for me
307
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,885
that I don't remember.
308
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:44,255
[ Chuckles ]
309
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:48,524
It's okay. What do you say?
310
00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:49,768
You want
to make a wish
311
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,309
and blow out the candles
like you did last year?
312
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:55,612
♪
313
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,608
♪ Hope I ♪
314
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,990
♪ Wish I ♪
315
00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,857
♪ Knew how ♪
316
00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,243
♪ To start up time ♪
317
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,080
♪ Before we ♪
318
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:06,235
♪ Realize we're a scene
from a movie... ♪
319
00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:08,454
Phil, there's something
I have to tell you.
320
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,714
♪ It's like we're swimming
in the deep end ♪
321
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,247
♪ Breath away from drowning ♪
322
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:13,760
♪ No way we ain't going down ♪
323
00:13:16,370 --> 00:13:21,750
So, after Nomi returned home
324
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:23,090
to relieve Luca
of his babysitting duties
325
00:13:23,085 --> 00:13:25,045
and detail the events
of her evening,
326
00:13:25,045 --> 00:13:26,835
he was left with
only one question.
327
00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:28,839
You smashed?
328
00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:30,801
I know, I know.
It's really, really, really bad,
329
00:13:30,801 --> 00:13:33,681
but also, it was really, really,
really, really good.
330
00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:35,809
No, that's just
all the way bad.
331
00:13:35,806 --> 00:13:37,926
You had a one‐night stand
with your one‐night stand
332
00:13:37,933 --> 00:13:39,643
not telling him
you birthed his child
333
00:13:39,643 --> 00:13:42,233
from your first
one‐night stand.
334
00:13:42,229 --> 00:13:45,229
I mean, it's poetic,
but also very dark.
335
00:13:45,232 --> 00:13:47,402
Like a haiku of mistakes.
336
00:13:47,401 --> 00:13:49,781
So, are you saying that
I shouldn't respond to the text
337
00:13:49,778 --> 00:13:51,778
that he already sent me
about hanging out tomorrow?
338
00:13:51,780 --> 00:13:52,820
Out of the question.
339
00:13:52,823 --> 00:13:54,123
If he finds out
you've been
340
00:13:54,116 --> 00:13:55,616
withholding
this information from him
341
00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:59,037
while continuing
to date him, he's gonna hate you.
342
00:13:59,037 --> 00:14:01,667
You're right.
I can't see him again,
343
00:14:01,665 --> 00:14:03,205
and I can't tell him
about Luna.
344
00:14:03,208 --> 00:14:05,538
I mean, he has his whole life
ahead of him, you know?
345
00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:07,424
Something about WWOOFing
in New Zealand.
346
00:14:07,421 --> 00:14:09,761
Who am I
to take away that from him?
347
00:14:09,756 --> 00:14:10,756
Exactly.
348
00:14:10,757 --> 00:14:12,337
And I mean,
Paul not knowing ‐‐
349
00:14:12,342 --> 00:14:14,512
Phil.
Agree to disagree.
350
00:14:14,511 --> 00:14:17,261
Him not knowing
is what's best for him,
351
00:14:17,264 --> 00:14:21,774
and it's what's best
for Luna. And honestly...
352
00:14:21,768 --> 00:14:22,808
it's what's best for me.
353
00:14:22,811 --> 00:14:24,061
I mean,
three parents
354
00:14:24,062 --> 00:14:25,862
are way too many cooks
in the kitchen.
355
00:14:25,856 --> 00:14:27,726
And when we get into
sleep training,
356
00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:30,283
I don't want to start having
a clash of philosophies.
357
00:14:30,277 --> 00:14:32,567
♪
358
00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:36,531
Indigo's words
were a real gut punch.
359
00:14:36,533 --> 00:14:38,873
I knew working
in the real world was hard,
360
00:14:38,869 --> 00:14:42,039
but I never questioned
if I was ready for it.
361
00:14:42,039 --> 00:14:43,749
In my time working for Joey...
362
00:14:43,749 --> 00:14:45,169
[ Ding! ]
363
00:14:45,167 --> 00:14:46,457
...I learned
that the real world
364
00:14:46,460 --> 00:14:49,670
is a tough
and unforgiving place.
365
00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:53,131
In that moment, I had to return
to my Cal U bubble
366
00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:57,223
and the people I loved
and needed more than anything.
367
00:14:57,221 --> 00:14:59,221
Joey: Are you sure I can't
get you to change your mind?
368
00:14:59,223 --> 00:15:01,933
Yeah, I'm sure.
369
00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:05,064
I just think
I got in a bit over my head,
370
00:15:05,062 --> 00:15:08,112
and apparently I have
a little growing up to do.
371
00:15:08,106 --> 00:15:10,526
And, you know, I really
just can't stop thinking about
372
00:15:10,526 --> 00:15:13,896
how much greener
the grass is at home. So...
373
00:15:13,904 --> 00:15:15,704
Well, then that's where
you need to be.
374
00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:19,827
You know, I never grew up around
grass for real. Oh.
375
00:15:19,826 --> 00:15:21,156
Just know you can always
come back when you're ready.
376
00:15:21,161 --> 00:15:26,881
Proud of you. Thanks, boss.
No doubt. Ah!
377
00:15:26,875 --> 00:15:29,085
So, while I was returning home
378
00:15:29,086 --> 00:15:33,006
from my difficult milestone
of quitting my dream job,
379
00:15:33,006 --> 00:15:36,586
the Twins were hoping to
achieve their own milestone ‐‐
380
00:15:36,593 --> 00:15:39,433
qualifying for
the freaking Olympics!
381
00:15:39,429 --> 00:15:42,469
This is what I always
imagined for my man cave.
382
00:15:42,474 --> 00:15:45,644
Just a bunch of dudes
hanging out, drinking beers,
383
00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:48,234
watching sports,
shooting the shit, you know?
384
00:15:48,230 --> 00:15:49,440
[ Chuckles ]
385
00:15:49,439 --> 00:15:51,689
Right.
386
00:15:51,692 --> 00:15:54,402
Female announcer:
She is stuck in lane 1,
387
00:15:54,403 --> 00:15:57,663
but this is her best race.
All right, good talk.
388
00:15:57,656 --> 00:15:58,656
♪
389
00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:00,447
[ Knock on door ]
390
00:16:00,450 --> 00:16:01,540
Hey.
391
00:16:01,535 --> 00:16:03,405
Uh, I was just about
to head downstairs.
392
00:16:03,412 --> 00:16:04,752
I'm trying
to finish unpacking.
393
00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:06,286
Oh, no,
I'm ‐‐ I'm not staying.
394
00:16:06,290 --> 00:16:08,710
I just came to help Doug
set up his, uh, war decorations.
395
00:16:08,709 --> 00:16:10,499
But I heard
you were back in town
396
00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:12,672
and I wanted to talk to you
about something.
397
00:16:12,671 --> 00:16:15,011
Okay.
Uh, yeah, what's up?
398
00:16:15,007 --> 00:16:17,677
Okay, so, uh, Rochelle.
399
00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:19,756
You know Rochelle.
I do know her.
400
00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:22,601
Turns out that she has a bit
of an issue with our friendship.
401
00:16:22,598 --> 00:16:24,468
Which I totally get,
totally fair.
402
00:16:24,474 --> 00:16:26,354
So I think
out of respect for her,
403
00:16:26,351 --> 00:16:27,891
it's best that I,
um...
404
00:16:27,894 --> 00:16:30,404
you know, that I just ‐‐
I‐I step back ‐‐
405
00:16:30,397 --> 00:16:32,147
well, fall back
a bit from you.
406
00:16:32,149 --> 00:16:34,149
[ Scoffs ] Uh...
407
00:16:34,151 --> 00:16:35,651
Yeah,
the whole "fall back" thing.
408
00:16:35,652 --> 00:16:38,452
Um... No, I‐I totally get it.
409
00:16:38,447 --> 00:16:40,317
She talked to you, too?
[ Chuckles ]
410
00:16:40,324 --> 00:16:44,834
"Too"?
Rochelle talked to you? Me? W‐‐
411
00:16:44,828 --> 00:16:46,908
But it's just not ‐‐
not that big of a deal.
412
00:16:46,913 --> 00:16:48,793
It was all good.
It's ‐‐ It's all good.
It's ‐‐
413
00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:50,630
No, no, no, it's not "all good"
that she said that to you,
414
00:16:50,626 --> 00:16:52,126
and it's not "all good"
that you didn't tell me.
415
00:16:52,127 --> 00:16:54,247
Okay, dude,
what was I supposed to say?
416
00:16:54,254 --> 00:16:56,014
"Hey, Aaron,
you know your girlfriend?
417
00:16:56,006 --> 00:16:58,296
Well, she doesn't trust us
to hang out with each other.
418
00:16:58,300 --> 00:16:59,300
Aah!"
Yeah.
419
00:16:59,301 --> 00:17:00,641
Why couldn't you
have said that?
420
00:17:00,636 --> 00:17:03,256
It's not like there's anything
going on between us.
421
00:17:03,263 --> 00:17:05,143
Are you serious?
422
00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:06,310
Are we gonna
play this game?
423
00:17:06,308 --> 00:17:08,308
Because at the beginning
of the semester,
424
00:17:08,310 --> 00:17:10,770
I told you I wanted
to be with you to your face.
425
00:17:10,771 --> 00:17:13,111
And so you know
I actually kind of get it,
426
00:17:13,106 --> 00:17:14,726
because if I was your girl,
the last thing I'd want
427
00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:17,943
is someone who's in love
with my man sniffing around.
428
00:17:17,944 --> 00:17:21,284
You're in what?
429
00:17:21,281 --> 00:17:23,531
Ana:
Everyone quiet down!
430
00:17:23,533 --> 00:17:25,333
Quiet, quiet, quiet!
The Twins' race is starting!
431
00:17:25,327 --> 00:17:26,577
Quiet.
Here, give me this.
432
00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:28,368
All right,
this is gonna be a good one.
433
00:17:28,372 --> 00:17:29,502
‐Let's go.
‐Okay.
434
00:17:29,498 --> 00:17:32,578
[ All cheering ]
435
00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:34,464
Why would you wait until I am
in the middle of a relationship
436
00:17:34,461 --> 00:17:35,551
to say
something like that?
437
00:17:35,545 --> 00:17:37,045
Well, God,
how was I supposed to know
438
00:17:37,047 --> 00:17:39,217
that literally one month after,
uh, you kissed me,
439
00:17:39,216 --> 00:17:40,546
that you were already
gonna be with someone else?
440
00:17:40,550 --> 00:17:42,720
Oh, as opposed to me
sitting around waiting for you
441
00:17:42,719 --> 00:17:44,259
for another three years?
[ Sighs ]
442
00:17:44,262 --> 00:17:48,522
Yeah, I could see how that
would've thrown you off, Zoey.
443
00:17:48,517 --> 00:17:50,057
Well,
I'm here now.
444
00:17:50,060 --> 00:17:52,270
♪ Don't say another word ♪
445
00:17:52,270 --> 00:17:56,110
♪ Please be my everything ♪
446
00:17:56,108 --> 00:18:01,028
♪ I want you to see ♪
447
00:18:01,029 --> 00:18:04,119
[ Sighs ]
448
00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:07,326
♪ Show me everything you want,
what you need ♪
449
00:18:07,327 --> 00:18:08,537
[ All shouting, cheering ]
450
00:18:08,537 --> 00:18:13,207
♪ Moving way too fast,
get close to me ♪
451
00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:15,918
Zoey: As baby Luna
would come to learn,
452
00:18:15,919 --> 00:18:18,839
even after our first words,
first steps,
453
00:18:18,839 --> 00:18:20,549
and first days of school,
454
00:18:20,549 --> 00:18:23,009
we never
stop reaching milestones.
455
00:18:23,010 --> 00:18:29,060
♪ I'm here to stay ♪
456
00:18:29,057 --> 00:18:30,637
Male announcer: Just now
for the final standings...
457
00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:33,022
Zoey:
Sometimes, they're the ones
458
00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:36,900
we've worked towards
our whole lives, side by side,
459
00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:40,438
but only one of us achieves.
460
00:18:40,444 --> 00:18:43,664
Sometimes they're the ones
that catch us by surprise
461
00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:46,735
and absolutely
take our breath away.
462
00:18:46,742 --> 00:18:49,082
♪ Unraveled 'fore your eyes ♪
463
00:18:49,077 --> 00:18:51,497
♪ But you won't see
the disconnect ♪
464
00:18:51,496 --> 00:18:53,996
♪ Has me discontent ♪
465
00:18:53,999 --> 00:18:56,629
♪
466
00:18:56,626 --> 00:18:59,246
♪ Wishing our past
could be our present ♪
467
00:18:59,254 --> 00:19:01,014
♪ Got me talking to myself ♪
468
00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:04,086
And sometimes, the most
significant milestones,
469
00:19:04,092 --> 00:19:06,432
the ones we use
to right a wrong,
470
00:19:06,428 --> 00:19:09,138
will alter the course
of our lives forever.
471
00:19:09,139 --> 00:19:12,889
I'm glad you changed your mind
about hanging out. Mm.
472
00:19:12,893 --> 00:19:14,733
Okay, look, Phil,
473
00:19:14,728 --> 00:19:16,188
there's something that
I didn't tell you last night
474
00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:17,898
because I was scared,
but I should've told you,
475
00:19:17,898 --> 00:19:19,438
and then I saw
this note from my dad,
476
00:19:19,441 --> 00:19:20,571
and that
made me realize that ‐‐
477
00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:21,817
Y‐You know what?
478
00:19:21,818 --> 00:19:23,278
The details actually
don't really matter, I ‐‐ Yeah.
479
00:19:23,278 --> 00:19:28,908
Nomi, what are you
trying to say? Um...
480
00:19:28,909 --> 00:19:30,119
[ Smacks lips ]
481
00:19:30,118 --> 00:19:33,998
I'm saying that
I don't want to be the reason
482
00:19:33,997 --> 00:19:36,877
that you miss out on
483
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:39,835
what could be your favorite part
of every day.
484
00:19:39,836 --> 00:19:46,546
I am beyond confused. Um...Hmm.
485
00:19:46,551 --> 00:19:53,641
This is
your daughter, Luna.
486
00:19:53,642 --> 00:19:54,162
♪
487
00:19:54,156 --> 00:20:00,476
Oh.
488
00:20:06,051 --> 00:20:07,751
So, not exactly
what I imagined
489
00:20:07,745 --> 00:20:09,905
for the first event
in my man cave,
490
00:20:09,914 --> 00:20:12,674
but hey, you know,
we're still a bunch of dudes,
491
00:20:12,666 --> 00:20:15,036
hanging out, eating chips,
drinking beers.
492
00:20:15,044 --> 00:20:17,214
But we can still
shoot the shit.
493
00:20:17,213 --> 00:20:19,383
Congrats,
your girl made the cut.
494
00:20:19,381 --> 00:20:23,471
She did.
Yeah. Yeah.
495
00:20:23,469 --> 00:20:28,679
Sorry your girl didn't.
She did not.
496
00:20:28,682 --> 00:20:33,482
Your girl
made some fire guac. She did.
497
00:20:33,479 --> 00:20:34,559
Oh, so good, though.
498
00:20:34,563 --> 00:20:38,613
Facts, bro.
Every time. It slaps.
499
00:20:38,609 --> 00:20:42,779
So, you really
kissed a dude? I did.
500
00:20:42,780 --> 00:20:46,740
I really did. Huh.
501
00:20:46,742 --> 00:20:50,242
All right,
good talk.