1 00:00:01,684 --> 00:00:03,369 [ fabolous' "so ny" plays ] ♪ new york ♪ 2 00:00:03,487 --> 00:00:05,037 ♪ I said I'm so new york ♪ 3 00:00:05,156 --> 00:00:06,572 ♪ weezy probably don't like me ♪ 4 00:00:06,707 --> 00:00:09,208 ♪ I'm so new york, weezy probably don't like me ♪ 5 00:00:09,310 --> 00:00:12,327 ♪ I'm so new york, weezy probably don't like me ♪ 6 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:14,913 ♪ la da da da, da da da da ♪ 7 00:00:15,032 --> 00:00:19,034 first signs of life post-graduation, bitches! 8 00:00:19,136 --> 00:00:20,719 Woman: Who you calling a "bitch," bitch? 9 00:00:20,838 --> 00:00:23,589 Yeah? Say it to my face! 10 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:25,891 I love new york. [ chuckles ] 11 00:00:26,010 --> 00:00:28,560 everyone said life after college would be hard, but, honestly... 12 00:00:28,679 --> 00:00:30,712 ♪ I'm so new york, weezy probably... ♪ 13 00:00:30,815 --> 00:00:32,014 ...Your girl's thriving. 14 00:00:32,066 --> 00:00:35,884 ♪ la da da da, da da da da ♪ 15 00:00:35,936 --> 00:00:36,902 [ ding ] 16 00:00:37,054 --> 00:00:40,939 honestly, my entire crew is killing the game. 17 00:00:41,058 --> 00:00:43,158 Zoey: Which I kind of expected. 18 00:00:43,244 --> 00:00:46,895 The only real surprise is that these two are still together. 19 00:00:46,997 --> 00:00:48,563 No one saw that coming. 20 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:49,898 ♪ I'm only comin' out to play ♪ 21 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:52,701 and, of course, there is a certain someone 22 00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:54,453 that I haven't mentioned yet. 23 00:00:54,571 --> 00:00:57,039 After years of countless breakups and make-ups, 24 00:00:57,091 --> 00:00:58,957 an incarceration, a six-hour marriage 25 00:00:59,076 --> 00:01:01,243 officiated by a cartel pastor, 26 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:05,264 I'm sure it comes as no surprise... 27 00:01:05,415 --> 00:01:06,932 We're doing great. 28 00:01:07,051 --> 00:01:08,300 Thanks to google calendars 29 00:01:08,418 --> 00:01:10,102 and a couple after-dark snapchats -- 30 00:01:10,221 --> 00:01:12,471 just to keep the mystery alive -- 31 00:01:12,589 --> 00:01:15,423 we are making long distance work. 32 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:17,092 Flight attendant: Welcome to los angeles. 33 00:01:17,144 --> 00:01:18,093 Mm! 34 00:01:18,195 --> 00:01:20,145 ♪ what about today? ♪ 35 00:01:20,264 --> 00:01:23,765 and now I'm back to surprise my guy. 36 00:01:23,818 --> 00:01:25,451 Zoey: After aaron's afro-salon 37 00:01:25,569 --> 00:01:27,936 became an international success, 38 00:01:28,038 --> 00:01:30,656 cal u made him an offer he couldn't refuse -- 39 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:33,959 assistant professor, tenure track. 40 00:01:34,078 --> 00:01:36,962 Today's not just a fresh start for aaron, 41 00:01:37,081 --> 00:01:40,666 it's also a new beginning for someone else. 42 00:01:40,784 --> 00:01:43,001 Bro, it is geometry. Just turn left. 43 00:01:43,137 --> 00:01:44,286 That's what I'm doing. 44 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:46,555 No, your other left. Use the hypotenuse. 45 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,006 Use english when you're talking to me. 46 00:01:48,142 --> 00:01:49,791 I am! Hypotenuse! 47 00:01:49,844 --> 00:01:53,628 My little brother's taking on my alma mater! 48 00:01:53,681 --> 00:01:54,646 You heard that right -- 49 00:01:54,765 --> 00:01:56,682 junior is enrolled as a freshman, 50 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:59,134 so of course I had to be here. 51 00:01:59,186 --> 00:02:00,853 You're not using your knees. 52 00:02:00,971 --> 00:02:02,988 I am. Surprise! 53 00:02:03,140 --> 00:02:05,691 [ camera shutter clicking ] 54 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:06,825 ah! Ah! 55 00:02:06,944 --> 00:02:09,194 Zoey. You gotta be [bleep] kidding me. 56 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:11,113 [ giggles ] 57 00:02:11,165 --> 00:02:12,814 they're so excited to see me! 58 00:02:12,917 --> 00:02:14,533 That's my toe. 59 00:02:14,651 --> 00:02:18,170 ♪ watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪ 60 00:02:18,289 --> 00:02:19,872 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 61 00:02:19,990 --> 00:02:22,174 ♪ learn something new every day ♪ 62 00:02:22,293 --> 00:02:24,993 ♪ I don't know, so I'mma feel my way ♪ 63 00:02:25,045 --> 00:02:27,495 ♪ got the weight of the world on me ♪ 64 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:30,549 ♪ but no regrets, this is what I say ♪ 65 00:02:30,667 --> 00:02:34,169 ♪ watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪ 66 00:02:34,271 --> 00:02:35,888 ♪ I'm grown ♪ ♪ you can tell me ♪ 67 00:02:36,006 --> 00:02:41,176 ♪ my heart beating so loud ♪ 68 00:02:41,278 --> 00:02:44,863 ♪ mama, look, I'm grown now ♪ 69 00:02:44,982 --> 00:02:46,865 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 70 00:02:49,119 --> 00:02:50,903 aren't you excited to see me? 71 00:02:51,021 --> 00:02:52,187 Yeah, yeah, so excited. 72 00:02:52,289 --> 00:02:53,705 Just didn't get the alert on our shared calendar. 73 00:02:53,857 --> 00:02:54,907 Okay. 74 00:02:55,042 --> 00:02:57,025 Today is a huge day for both of you, 75 00:02:57,127 --> 00:03:00,028 so I flew in on business class -- 76 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:01,696 you mean, "used dad's miles." 77 00:03:01,799 --> 00:03:05,033 point is, I am here for 19 1/2 hours, 78 00:03:05,135 --> 00:03:07,386 and I can multitask for the men I love. 79 00:03:07,504 --> 00:03:09,388 Or man and boy. 80 00:03:09,506 --> 00:03:11,723 I -- you are 11 months older than me. 81 00:03:11,842 --> 00:03:13,258 I mean... 82 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:16,395 All right, that is a collectible charizard statue, 83 00:03:16,546 --> 00:03:18,546 limited number. 84 00:03:18,599 --> 00:03:20,065 You know, I don't need to justify it to you. 85 00:03:20,184 --> 00:03:22,267 Mnh-mnh. All I'm saying is I'm proud of you. 86 00:03:22,386 --> 00:03:25,687 I mean, you're finally embracing the whole college experience. 87 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:28,273 Look, I'm not here to butt-chug beers 88 00:03:28,392 --> 00:03:29,557 and go to pep rallies. 89 00:03:29,660 --> 00:03:30,892 I'm here to get in, get out, 90 00:03:30,945 --> 00:03:32,277 and get back into the real world. 91 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:34,780 What I realized during my gap year is that college 92 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:37,065 is a stepping stone, not a standstill. 93 00:03:37,167 --> 00:03:39,234 Uh, that was a gap year? 94 00:03:39,286 --> 00:03:40,586 Yeah, well, hey, listen, there's nothing wrong with being 95 00:03:40,704 --> 00:03:41,753 a geriatric freshman. That's fine. 96 00:03:41,872 --> 00:03:44,089 The point is, I've got this. Oh. 97 00:03:44,208 --> 00:03:45,090 Nice to meet you. Hi! 98 00:03:45,209 --> 00:03:46,758 Zaara. Zoey. 99 00:03:46,877 --> 00:03:48,427 Dig your vibe, z. 100 00:03:48,578 --> 00:03:49,744 Ooh, thank you. 101 00:03:49,797 --> 00:03:50,963 But, oh, I'm actually not your roommate. 102 00:03:51,098 --> 00:03:52,631 I'm here to help my brother settle in. 103 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:56,251 This is the brother right here. Yeah. 104 00:03:56,303 --> 00:03:59,254 Hi. I'm junior. 105 00:03:59,306 --> 00:04:01,473 Lakers flag, jordans, 106 00:04:01,591 --> 00:04:03,475 axe three-in-one body wash. 107 00:04:03,593 --> 00:04:05,093 This is what I get for rolling the dice 108 00:04:05,145 --> 00:04:06,778 on gender-inclusive housing. 109 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:11,283 All right. Yeah. 110 00:04:11,402 --> 00:04:12,567 Godspeed. 111 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:14,486 And why don't you just text me when you need me? 112 00:04:14,622 --> 00:04:16,121 Yeah. And, um, you will need me. 113 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:17,789 Yep. You guys have fun. 114 00:04:17,941 --> 00:04:19,041 You got this, j. 115 00:04:19,126 --> 00:04:21,159 Thanks. 116 00:04:21,278 --> 00:04:22,294 Rule number one -- 117 00:04:22,413 --> 00:04:24,963 if you're gonna watch porn or "pokémon," 118 00:04:25,082 --> 00:04:26,465 headphones on. 119 00:04:26,583 --> 00:04:34,306 ♪ 120 00:04:34,425 --> 00:04:36,642 [ sighs ] some people say 121 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:38,477 returning to campus as an alumnus 122 00:04:38,628 --> 00:04:41,296 is like being the ghost of christmas past, 123 00:04:41,398 --> 00:04:44,182 haunting a life that's technically no longer yours. 124 00:04:44,318 --> 00:04:46,968 I mean, what if cal u's forgotten me? 125 00:04:47,071 --> 00:04:48,854 ♪ zoooooeeeeyyyyyyy ♪ 126 00:04:48,972 --> 00:04:51,657 ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 127 00:04:51,775 --> 00:04:53,659 yes! 128 00:04:53,810 --> 00:04:56,644 Who am I kidding? It is great to be back. 129 00:04:56,747 --> 00:04:58,497 This is such a crazy surprise. 130 00:04:58,648 --> 00:04:59,781 Hey, there is no way 131 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:02,367 I'd miss seeing my dude stroll down his campus 132 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:05,153 as a tenure-track assistant professor. 133 00:05:05,255 --> 00:05:07,155 Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. Class of '22, whaddup! 134 00:05:07,207 --> 00:05:08,256 Oh! Wait. 135 00:05:08,342 --> 00:05:09,675 Did you not graduate? [ chuckles ] 136 00:05:09,793 --> 00:05:11,877 of course I did, dummy! Barely. 137 00:05:11,995 --> 00:05:15,163 I had to take a sociology class online over the summer. 138 00:05:15,265 --> 00:05:17,665 But real question is, what are you doing on campus? 139 00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:20,385 Welcome brunch with the graduating class of gammas. 140 00:05:20,504 --> 00:05:22,337 Mm-hmm. My frat brothers needed me, so... 141 00:05:22,439 --> 00:05:23,671 Mm. They make him dress like 142 00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:25,340 he's selling bean pies for farrakhan. 143 00:05:25,392 --> 00:05:26,725 Hey, oh, don't hate. Yeah. 144 00:05:26,843 --> 00:05:28,676 Hey, when you work at the number-three marketing firm 145 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:30,362 in cali, you gotta dress the part. 146 00:05:30,481 --> 00:05:31,897 All right, okay, gucci loafers. 147 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:33,398 And right, right, right. 148 00:05:33,517 --> 00:05:36,184 Turner and hyde -- that is such a sick company. 149 00:05:36,286 --> 00:05:37,852 Congrats, doug. Yeah. 150 00:05:37,955 --> 00:05:40,572 Hey, you gotta come to my black excellence white party tonight. 151 00:05:40,690 --> 00:05:42,708 Mm. So you're celebrating blackness with whiteness? 152 00:05:42,826 --> 00:05:44,209 Wait, a party? 153 00:05:44,361 --> 00:05:47,045 You really can't throw a party without telling big zo-zo. 154 00:05:47,164 --> 00:05:48,863 But, hey, your girl's here now. 155 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:50,698 What if I make my infamous jungle juice? 156 00:05:50,801 --> 00:05:52,384 'cause I still have that grain alcohol connect. 157 00:05:52,503 --> 00:05:54,419 We just have to drive to fresno. 158 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:57,422 Zoey, no jungle juice. This is not a college party. 159 00:05:57,558 --> 00:05:59,057 This is an adult party, okay? 160 00:05:59,209 --> 00:06:01,426 Mm-hmm. They only turn up just because. 161 00:06:01,545 --> 00:06:03,378 If anybody needs to turn up, it's teachers, okay? 162 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:04,730 I literally feel like I'm -- 163 00:06:04,732 --> 00:06:07,099 I'm shaping the future minds of america. 164 00:06:07,234 --> 00:06:08,883 Mm. You never forget that first professor 165 00:06:08,986 --> 00:06:10,051 who made an impact, you know? 166 00:06:10,104 --> 00:06:11,269 Actually, I -- 167 00:06:11,405 --> 00:06:13,238 I can't remember the names of any of my professors. 168 00:06:13,390 --> 00:06:14,990 I'm so glad I'm not the only one. 169 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:17,392 But not to say that's gonna happen with you. 170 00:06:17,444 --> 00:06:20,228 Everyone's gonna remember your name, baby. 171 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:21,780 Yeah. 172 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:26,334 Tenure-track assistant professor aaron jackson. Ooh! 173 00:06:26,420 --> 00:06:28,236 ♪ you're now rockin' with the best, yes ♪ 174 00:06:28,288 --> 00:06:29,621 ♪ better than the rest ♪ 175 00:06:29,739 --> 00:06:31,339 ♪ this a level up 'cause I'm way too fresh ♪ 176 00:06:31,425 --> 00:06:33,458 ♪ all I do is win, so I tend to say less ♪ 177 00:06:33,577 --> 00:06:35,076 ♪ except when I come through to flex ♪ 178 00:06:35,129 --> 00:06:36,595 ♪ rockin' with the best, yes ♪ 179 00:06:36,713 --> 00:06:38,096 ♪ better than the rest ♪ 180 00:06:38,248 --> 00:06:41,266 so, while aaron and I got reacquainted with cal u, 181 00:06:41,385 --> 00:06:44,219 junior was in the middle of freshman-ing. 182 00:06:44,271 --> 00:06:45,753 And he was beginning to question 183 00:06:45,856 --> 00:06:47,939 if he had made the right decision. 184 00:06:48,058 --> 00:06:51,810 Hey, so welcome to your first day as residents of king hall. 185 00:06:51,928 --> 00:06:53,395 I'm kiela, your ra. 186 00:06:53,447 --> 00:06:56,064 And, you know, let's start this orientation off 187 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:57,432 with an icebreaker. 188 00:06:57,534 --> 00:06:59,818 Tell me your name and why cal u. 189 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:01,286 I'll start. 190 00:07:01,438 --> 00:07:05,290 I'm kiela, sophomore, and I'm at cal u to figure out 191 00:07:05,409 --> 00:07:08,776 how to save our democracy before the next insurrection. 192 00:07:08,879 --> 00:07:09,944 Who's next? 193 00:07:10,047 --> 00:07:13,781 I'm annika, freshman, repping brooklyn. 194 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:16,618 I came to cal u because of the legacy, the history, 195 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:19,787 and, statistically, cal u has the most attractive, 196 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,473 financially stable students on this coast, 197 00:07:21,592 --> 00:07:23,308 so it was a no-brainer. 198 00:07:23,427 --> 00:07:24,476 Yo, I'm slick. 199 00:07:24,628 --> 00:07:28,680 Um, I'm just -- I'm just happy to be here. 200 00:07:28,798 --> 00:07:29,964 Wherever "here" is. 201 00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:32,350 Uh... 202 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:34,319 Wait. What was the question? 203 00:07:34,455 --> 00:07:38,990 I'm zeke, freshman, and I'm just here for football. 204 00:07:39,109 --> 00:07:40,025 And the ladies. 205 00:07:40,143 --> 00:07:43,328 So get at me before I get drafted. 206 00:07:43,447 --> 00:07:45,313 I'm zaara, freshman. 207 00:07:45,415 --> 00:07:47,282 Why did I pick cal u? 208 00:07:47,334 --> 00:07:48,700 Um, because harvard, brown, and yale 209 00:07:48,818 --> 00:07:51,819 don't offer accelerated medical-degree programs. 210 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:53,455 Go, titans. 211 00:07:56,460 --> 00:07:58,043 [ clears throat ] 212 00:07:58,161 --> 00:08:00,128 oh. Um, right. 213 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:03,682 Sorry. I -- why am I here? 214 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,851 Why am I here? Right. 215 00:08:05,969 --> 00:08:08,470 Uh, I guess, because, after dropping out of howard, 216 00:08:08,522 --> 00:08:10,555 I got a job that didn't pay enough. 217 00:08:10,674 --> 00:08:12,390 Thought I found the love of my life, 218 00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:14,893 tried to settle down, but that didn't work out. 219 00:08:15,011 --> 00:08:16,895 And since my high school ap credits can get me 220 00:08:17,013 --> 00:08:18,179 in and out of cal u in three years, 221 00:08:18,232 --> 00:08:21,015 I thought, hey, it's a means to an end. 222 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:25,019 ♪♪ 223 00:08:25,122 --> 00:08:27,739 oh, and, uh, I'm junior. 224 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:33,161 Kiela: Uh, yeah, so... 225 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:35,046 [ cellphone vibrates ] ...You know, second icebreaker. 226 00:08:35,165 --> 00:08:37,716 Let's just get right into that. 227 00:08:37,834 --> 00:08:39,167 Everyone a fan? 228 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:41,202 [ conversation continues indistinctly ] 229 00:08:41,255 --> 00:08:45,357 ♪♪ 230 00:08:48,561 --> 00:08:49,861 we're excited to have you, aaron. 231 00:08:50,013 --> 00:08:51,196 Hey, it's good to be here. 232 00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:52,464 Actually, I wanted to run a couple things by you -- 233 00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:54,666 basically my plans for the semester. 234 00:08:54,785 --> 00:08:55,700 I've written out a proposal -- 235 00:08:55,852 --> 00:08:57,903 now, while I love your enthusiasm, 236 00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,237 as a new member of faculty, 237 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:02,407 your focus should really be on your intro course. 238 00:09:02,525 --> 00:09:03,742 Right. Uh... 239 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:05,360 But when you hired me, you told me to think big, 240 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:06,661 so that's what I did. 241 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:10,165 Well, for the time being, maybe think a little... 242 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,050 Smaller. 243 00:09:12,169 --> 00:09:14,052 Smaller, right. 244 00:09:14,171 --> 00:09:16,054 Okay. 245 00:09:16,173 --> 00:09:18,390 So, aaron's got a new place, 246 00:09:18,508 --> 00:09:21,726 and I'd say it is in desperate need of a woman's touch. 247 00:09:21,878 --> 00:09:25,347 I mean, why wouldn't you put almond milk in the fridge? 248 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:28,066 [ sniffs ] whoo! That is why. 249 00:09:28,185 --> 00:09:29,818 Yikes! 250 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,238 Hey, babe. 251 00:09:33,390 --> 00:09:35,941 I put your almond milk in the fridge. 252 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,242 [ sighs ] 253 00:09:37,394 --> 00:09:39,945 which, I guess if you really don't like it, 254 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,696 I could put it back on the counter. 255 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:43,365 It's not that. 256 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:45,116 You remember that I had those three, uh, 257 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:46,585 competing job offers? 258 00:09:46,703 --> 00:09:50,622 Yeah, but then cal u offered you a tenure-track position. 259 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:52,207 How could you turn that down? 260 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:53,708 I think I made a mistake. 261 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:55,576 Really? Yeah, dean watson -- 262 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:58,430 he promised me I would have more agency, 263 00:09:58,548 --> 00:10:01,383 but I-I can't even choose what color markers I have. 264 00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:02,968 It's the same bureaucratic bs. 265 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,886 I... 266 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,605 Think I played myself. 267 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,525 [ groans ] 268 00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:12,944 that's a cry for help, right? 269 00:10:13,063 --> 00:10:14,229 I'm glad you're here. 270 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:16,982 He needs me. 271 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,100 Um, babe, you know, 272 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:21,286 anti-muse is mainly virtual these days, 273 00:10:21,438 --> 00:10:24,272 which means, technically, I can work from anywhere. 274 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:28,627 So how about I stay with you for a few weeks? 275 00:10:28,745 --> 00:10:30,778 Yeah? Really? 276 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:31,796 Of course. You're sure? 277 00:10:31,948 --> 00:10:33,748 Hundred percent. 278 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:36,617 Mm. Yeah? 279 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,219 Mm. 280 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,505 [ whispering ] I love being needed. 281 00:10:42,759 --> 00:10:44,643 [ mid-tempo music plays ] 282 00:10:44,761 --> 00:10:48,847 ♪ 283 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,266 I know that the food here is kinda weird, right? 284 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:52,684 Oh, junior. 285 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,986 Airdrop me your info so I can add you to friend tracker. 286 00:10:55,138 --> 00:10:56,855 We've known each other for 12 hours. 287 00:10:56,973 --> 00:10:59,140 Why do we need to find each other? 288 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:01,276 People get lost. Exactly. 289 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:03,445 You never seen "abducted in plain sight"? 290 00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:05,196 Well, a bunch of us are hanging out later. 291 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:06,531 Come through. 292 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:09,284 Oh, um, I'd love to, but I actually have something. 293 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:10,618 Maybe next time, though. 294 00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:13,505 Well, in case your plans change, you know how to find me. 295 00:11:13,623 --> 00:11:14,822 [ cellphone dings ] 296 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,758 anyway, that's exactly what I was talking about... 297 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:19,844 ♪ hey, hey, hey ♪ 298 00:11:19,963 --> 00:11:21,996 ♪ I came to steal the show ♪ 299 00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:23,164 ♪ hey, hey ♪ 300 00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:25,100 ♪ 'cause it's my time to flow ♪ 301 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,384 ♪ hey, hey, hey ♪ 302 00:11:26,503 --> 00:11:28,336 ♪ I came to steal the show ♪ 303 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,188 ♪ whoo, whoo ♪ 304 00:11:30,307 --> 00:11:32,173 if there is anything diddy taught us, 305 00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:34,275 it's that the two-step will never die, 306 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,227 and nothing screams "black success" 307 00:11:36,346 --> 00:11:37,678 like an all-white party. 308 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:40,014 Ironic, but somehow still true. 309 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,316 ♪ shots! ♪ 310 00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:43,651 ♪ shots, shots, shots, shots, anybod-- ♪ 311 00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:45,353 zoey, zoey, zoey. 312 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:46,705 W-what are you doing? 313 00:11:46,856 --> 00:11:49,324 I'm helping bring on a mild but pleasing buzz. 314 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:50,325 No, no, no. 315 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:51,876 I-I-I have mixologists over there 316 00:11:52,028 --> 00:11:54,129 making overpriced lychee cocktails. Mm. 317 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:57,298 And you're out here doing this red jell-o thing. 318 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,866 I don't want people thinking that this is 319 00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:00,635 some low-budget college party. 320 00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:01,869 You see what I'm doing here? 321 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,838 Oh, gotchu, gotchu, gotchu. 322 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,306 But people love jell-o shots. 323 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,175 So why don't we just agree to disagree? 324 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:08,876 No. Why don't we just agree to disagree? 325 00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,178 No. [ sighs ] 326 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,182 ♪ bring the entourage ♪ aaron: This is like old times, huh? 327 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:15,517 Zoey: Mm-hmm. 328 00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:16,768 I mean, not like the times when we broke up 329 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:19,387 and got back together again, or even got arrested, 330 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:20,939 but, like, the good old times. 331 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,024 Mm-hmm. I'm so glad I'm home. 332 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:27,112 I feel like we have so many good new old times in our future. 333 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,747 Speaking of our future... Yeah. 334 00:12:28,865 --> 00:12:30,949 ...I was thinking we really should, like... Yeah? 335 00:12:31,067 --> 00:12:32,283 ...Try to spend more time together, you know? 336 00:12:32,402 --> 00:12:34,702 Like, one-on-one time. Mm. 337 00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,454 J-just the two of us. You know what I'm saying? 338 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:37,455 Mm-hmm. Vibing, connecting. 339 00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:39,290 Yeah. Because I've missed you. 340 00:12:39,409 --> 00:12:41,760 Aw. Baby, I missed you, too. 341 00:12:41,878 --> 00:12:43,128 [ megan thee stallion's "girls in the hood" plays ] 342 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,596 yeah? Oh! 343 00:12:44,714 --> 00:12:47,465 ♪ I'm a hot girl, oh, I do hot shit, ah! ♪ 344 00:12:47,584 --> 00:12:48,850 ♪ hate under my pictures on the 'gram ♪ 345 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,218 ♪ bitch, you better hope ♪ 346 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:51,519 ♪ I never run across your man, uh ♪ 347 00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:52,637 remember? 348 00:12:52,755 --> 00:12:53,805 Sophomore year, I'd have them play this 349 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,940 every single night at titanium. 350 00:12:56,059 --> 00:12:57,609 I'd make the bartender play this at closing. 351 00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:58,977 This is my song, this is my song. 352 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,762 This is my mother [bleep] song! 353 00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:04,765 Right. ♪ I don't text quick 'cause I ain't thirsty ♪ 354 00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:07,068 ♪ mad, mad, they wanna hurt me ♪ 355 00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:09,370 ♪ I'm a hot girl, I do hot... ♪ 356 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,906 ♪ spend his income on my outfit ♪ 357 00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:14,659 ♪ I don't text quick 'cause I ain't thirsty ♪ 358 00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:15,960 ♪ these bitches mad, mad ♪ 359 00:13:16,112 --> 00:13:17,912 ♪ they wanna hurt me ♪ yeah! 360 00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:19,214 [ litty kitty's "move somethin" plays ] 361 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,299 ♪ move somethin', baby, move somethin', unh ♪ 362 00:13:21,451 --> 00:13:23,835 ♪ tell me if you wanna do somethin', unh ♪ 363 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,120 ♪ what you want, baby? Choose something, unh ♪ 364 00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:28,973 you're the ra who wants to stop the next insurrection, right? 365 00:13:29,125 --> 00:13:30,291 Mm, and you're the freshman 366 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,343 who's already over college, right? 367 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,262 [ scoffs ] I never said that. 368 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:37,348 Maybe not, but that's your whole, um, vibe. 369 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:38,799 Oh. Yeah. 370 00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:40,185 ♪ move, move something ♪ 371 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,303 ♪ feel the beat like the... ♪ 372 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:43,822 kiela. 373 00:13:43,940 --> 00:13:44,939 Junior. 374 00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:47,692 Okay, junior, same question -- 375 00:13:47,810 --> 00:13:50,278 why cal u? 376 00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:52,947 I don't know. I guess...To get a degree. 377 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,315 You know, same as everybody else. 378 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,984 Look, I -- I know, for me, to come all the way to cal u 379 00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:59,087 and live with strangers, eat on a meal plan, 380 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,039 and leave thousands of dollars in debt, 381 00:14:01,157 --> 00:14:03,208 it just -- you know, it has to be worth 382 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,377 more than some piece of paper in a fancy-ass frame. 383 00:14:06,496 --> 00:14:08,329 Also, it'll help if you just loosen up 384 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,098 and enjoy this whole college thing. 385 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,966 [ chuckles ] yeah. 386 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:14,552 You never know what will happen. 387 00:14:14,671 --> 00:14:19,390 All: 97, 98, 99, 100! 388 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,526 [ cheering ] 389 00:14:21,645 --> 00:14:23,611 raah! 390 00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:31,069 Some people might say that traveling 2,789 miles 391 00:14:31,187 --> 00:14:33,238 to shoot copious alcohol down your throat 392 00:14:33,356 --> 00:14:36,241 is poor decision-making, and they would be wrong. 393 00:14:36,359 --> 00:14:39,077 The good news is, I still have a high tolerance 394 00:14:39,195 --> 00:14:42,547 and remain the keg-stand goat! 395 00:14:42,699 --> 00:14:43,965 Hunh! 396 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:47,919 Anybody that says that you cannot relive the good old days, 397 00:14:48,037 --> 00:14:50,755 they're probably just in their 30s. 398 00:14:50,873 --> 00:14:52,540 Ooh! Okay. 399 00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:55,393 Here comes the time of the night that every party girl hates. 400 00:14:55,512 --> 00:14:57,428 I gotta break the seal. 401 00:14:57,547 --> 00:14:58,930 All right, excuse me, guys. 402 00:14:59,048 --> 00:15:01,215 Really gotta pee. Really gotta pee. 403 00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:03,384 Tryin' to keep this outfit white. 404 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,436 Oh, my god! Aahhh! 405 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,705 [ screams ] 406 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,409 excuse me. 407 00:15:11,528 --> 00:15:12,777 Hey, I need a drink that'll erase 408 00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:15,246 the last three minutes from my brain. 409 00:15:15,365 --> 00:15:16,614 Make it a double. Sure. 410 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:17,898 Zoey, I'm sorry -- shh! Shh! 411 00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:20,785 Okay. Cool. It's understandable. 412 00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,506 Wow. 413 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:29,460 Ooh. Zoey, I am sorry 414 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,297 that you had to see me engage in carnal activities. 415 00:15:32,415 --> 00:15:33,348 Uh, again. 416 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,134 Not as sorry as me. Okay. 417 00:15:36,252 --> 00:15:38,336 But do you think this is why I'm here? 418 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:42,440 To have sex with kiela? 419 00:15:42,592 --> 00:15:43,942 No! No. 420 00:15:44,060 --> 00:15:46,694 But maybe? I don't know. 421 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,896 I-I feel like I started here feeling out of place, 422 00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:51,783 like I was too old, and I think that kept me 423 00:15:51,934 --> 00:15:54,319 from embracing the college experience. 424 00:15:54,437 --> 00:15:56,821 But college needs to be more than me 425 00:15:56,939 --> 00:15:59,791 just keeping my head down and getting my degree. 426 00:15:59,942 --> 00:16:03,161 Yeah. Of course it does. 427 00:16:03,279 --> 00:16:05,964 I mean, I fell in love here. 428 00:16:06,115 --> 00:16:09,667 I figured out who I was and what I wanted, 429 00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:12,170 how to go after it. 430 00:16:12,288 --> 00:16:15,223 College made me who I am. 431 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:19,177 And I just know it can be all of that for you. 432 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,345 And let me remind you -- 433 00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:22,313 it is so much easier than the real world. 434 00:16:22,465 --> 00:16:24,816 I just want my life to be easier. 435 00:16:24,934 --> 00:16:26,234 I miss my meal plan. 436 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,485 Oh. Does that sound crazy? 437 00:16:27,637 --> 00:16:28,770 It's a little weird. 438 00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:30,188 That's crazy. That food sucked. 439 00:16:30,306 --> 00:16:32,824 But sometimes I just wish... 440 00:16:32,975 --> 00:16:35,526 I could come home. 441 00:16:35,645 --> 00:16:36,494 No, no, no, no, no. 442 00:16:36,613 --> 00:16:39,030 Zoey, you cannot go backwards. 443 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,948 What do you think future zoey is gonna say 444 00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,367 when she looks back at herself 445 00:16:42,485 --> 00:16:45,003 and sees that you gave up just because things weren't easy? 446 00:16:45,154 --> 00:16:46,371 Yeah. 447 00:16:46,489 --> 00:16:48,673 Also, you have always wanted to live in new york. 448 00:16:48,792 --> 00:16:50,541 It's all you've ever talked about. 449 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,211 Yeah, I know. 450 00:16:53,329 --> 00:16:55,797 What if I'm not ready for the life I always talked about? 451 00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:57,849 We are never ready. 452 00:16:57,967 --> 00:17:01,019 Yeah. But that's just life. 453 00:17:01,137 --> 00:17:04,856 We both need to take that next step forward. 454 00:17:04,974 --> 00:17:06,224 Yeah. 455 00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:09,644 This is weird. Yeah. 456 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:11,062 Us talking like this, like... 457 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,864 Yeah. ...Adults. 458 00:17:12,982 --> 00:17:15,033 I mean, you're just a real grown-up, dude. 459 00:17:15,151 --> 00:17:16,901 Yeah, you too. It's... 460 00:17:17,019 --> 00:17:18,870 So weird. 461 00:17:18,988 --> 00:17:21,873 Also, it seems like the elder johnsons have a type. 462 00:17:22,024 --> 00:17:23,157 What do you mean? 463 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:27,328 You know, kiela is luca's little sister. 464 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:29,464 No! Mm-hmm. 465 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:32,166 Oh, my -- oh, my god. 466 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,751 Uh, excuse me. Bartender? 467 00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:34,969 I'll have what she's having. 468 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:37,722 Make it a double double. You're gonna need it. 469 00:17:37,841 --> 00:17:39,891 ♪ step out when I do it ♪ 470 00:17:40,009 --> 00:17:41,642 ♪ got the phone with the panoramic views ♪ 471 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:42,927 ♪ 'cause my view different ♪ 472 00:17:43,045 --> 00:17:44,712 ♪ let 'em watch how I do it ♪ 473 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:45,930 ♪ mr. Wild wild west ♪ 474 00:17:46,048 --> 00:17:47,548 hey. Hey. 475 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,600 I am so sorry that I was out there 476 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:53,237 acting like a spring-breaker on south padre island. 477 00:17:53,356 --> 00:17:55,073 [ chuckles ] I was just having a good time, 478 00:17:55,224 --> 00:17:58,776 and then I didn't want that time to ever end. 479 00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:01,079 Why? I thought things were going good in new york. 480 00:18:01,197 --> 00:18:02,563 Yeah, they are. 481 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:06,567 Anti-muse is bigger than I could've ever imagined, but... 482 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:09,069 I only have work-friends, and I'm starting 483 00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:13,791 to really hate being away from my family and from you. 484 00:18:13,910 --> 00:18:16,594 I thought coming back to cal u would bring out the old me, 485 00:18:16,713 --> 00:18:19,931 but I think that chapter's closed. 486 00:18:21,551 --> 00:18:24,102 And I'm okay with that. 487 00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:26,587 Look, zoey, I love you, and whatever you want, 488 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:29,524 wherever you want to be, we'll make it work. 489 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,425 All right? 490 00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,427 So you got this flight tomorrow. Yeah. 491 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:36,063 What do you want to do until then? 492 00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:38,900 Just make the most of our time together. 493 00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:41,152 Let's do that. Yeah. 494 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,904 I love you. 495 00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:44,605 I love you. 496 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,607 [ down-tempo music plays ] 497 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:51,579 ♪♪ 498 00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:54,832 zoey: New beginnings are exciting and terrifying 499 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:58,252 for the same reason -- 500 00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:00,671 anything can happen. 501 00:19:00,790 --> 00:19:03,174 What? [ laughs ] 502 00:19:03,292 --> 00:19:04,592 I mean... 503 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,594 [ yoste's "arc" plays ] 504 00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:09,847 ♪ heaving ♪ 505 00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:13,151 ♪ hollow ♪ 506 00:19:13,302 --> 00:19:16,604 ♪ breathing ♪ 507 00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,022 ♪ so slow ♪ 508 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,858 oh, guys, you remember junior. 509 00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,994 What's up, y'all? What's up? 510 00:19:23,145 --> 00:19:26,981 ♪ but tiring ♪ 511 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:29,500 ♪ lost sight ♪ 512 00:19:29,619 --> 00:19:31,202 ♪ climbing ♪ 513 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:34,288 ♪ coming to rest ♪ 514 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:37,324 after graduation, everyone tells you 515 00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:40,344 you have your whole life ahead of you. 516 00:19:40,463 --> 00:19:44,515 But no one ever tells you just how scary that is. 517 00:19:44,634 --> 00:19:47,018 ♪ I could breathe in the colors so bright ♪ 518 00:19:47,136 --> 00:19:50,521 for the first time, you're really on your own. 519 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:55,226 ♪ 520 00:19:55,344 --> 00:19:57,395 junior: Sometimes you have to start over 521 00:19:57,513 --> 00:20:00,565 to get where you need to go. 522 00:20:00,683 --> 00:20:02,483 And you know what? 523 00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:04,202 Both: I'm not scared. 524 00:20:06,421 --> 00:20:08,623 Let's get it right this time, gentlemen. 525 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:09,874 This is a love song to someone who lives 3,000 miles away. 526 00:20:09,992 --> 00:20:11,292 Give it to me with some soul, right? 527 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,211 5, 6, 7, 8. 528 00:20:13,329 --> 00:20:14,378 ♪ you're a hot girl ♪ hot! 529 00:20:14,497 --> 00:20:15,379 ♪ you do hot sh... ♪ sh! 530 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:16,547 ♪ you're a hot girl ♪ hot! 531 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:17,682 ♪ you do hot sh... ♪ 532 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:18,966 ♪ you're a hot girl ♪ 533 00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:20,551 ♪ you do hot sh..., you're a hot girl ♪ 534 00:20:20,670 --> 00:20:21,719 what are we talkin' about? 535 00:20:21,837 --> 00:20:23,354 Give it to 'em tender now. 536 00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:24,505 [ softly ] ♪ you do hot sh... ♪ 537 00:20:24,607 --> 00:20:25,839 ♪ you're a hot girl ♪ 538 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,191 ♪ you do hot sh... ♪ ♪ you do hot sh... ♪ 539 00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:28,359 ♪ you're a hot girl, you do hot sh... ♪ 540 00:20:28,478 --> 00:20:29,843 I don't think they can hear us in the back. 541 00:20:29,946 --> 00:20:31,679 2, 3, hey! [ loudly ] ♪ you're a hot girl ♪ 542 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,347 ♪ you're a hot girl, what ♪ ♪ you do hot sh ♪ 543 00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:34,848 what! ♪ you're a hot girl ♪ 544 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,016 ♪ you do hot sh... ♪ 545 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,017 my baby's hot. ♪ you're a hot girl ♪ 546 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:39,353 my baby's hot. My baby's hot. 547 00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:40,521 ♪ you do hot sh... ♪ 548 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:41,372 ♪ you're a hot girl ♪ 549 00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:46,277 2, 3, and zzt!