1 00:00:03,170 --> 00:00:04,880 ♪ I said I'm so New York ♪ 2 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:06,506 ♪ Weezy probably don't like me ♪ 3 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:09,134 ♪ I'm so New York, Weezy probably don't like me ♪ 4 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:12,179 ♪ I'm so New York, Weezy probably don't like me ♪ 5 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:14,806 ♪ La da da da, da da da da ♪ 6 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:18,936 First signs of life post-graduation, bitches! 7 00:00:18,936 --> 00:00:20,521 Who you calling a "bitch," bitch? 8 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:23,482 Yeah? Say it to my face! 9 00:00:23,482 --> 00:00:25,901 I love New York. 10 00:00:25,901 --> 00:00:28,528 Everyone said life after college would be hard, but, honestly... 11 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:30,572 ♪ I'm so New York, Weezy probably... ♪ 12 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:31,907 ...your girl's thriving. 13 00:00:31,907 --> 00:00:35,619 ♪ La da da da, da da da da ♪ 14 00:00:36,912 --> 00:00:40,832 Honestly, my entire crew is killing the game. 15 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:43,168 Zoey: Which I kind of expected. 16 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:46,713 The only real surprise is that these two are still together. 17 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:48,382 No one saw that coming. 18 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:49,758 ♪ I'm only comin' out to play ♪ 19 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:52,552 And, of course, there is a certain someone 20 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:54,346 that I haven't mentioned yet. 21 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:56,932 After years of countless breakups and make-ups, 22 00:00:56,932 --> 00:00:58,767 an incarceration, a six-hour marriage 23 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:01,061 officiated by a cartel pastor, 24 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:05,148 I'm sure it comes as no surprise... 25 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:06,775 we're doing great. 26 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:08,193 Thanks to Google Calendars 27 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:09,987 and a couple after-dark Snapchats -- 28 00:01:09,987 --> 00:01:12,364 just to keep the mystery alive -- 29 00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:15,325 we are making long distance work. 30 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:16,827 Flight attendant: Welcome to Los Angeles. 31 00:01:16,827 --> 00:01:17,953 Mm! 32 00:01:17,953 --> 00:01:20,038 ♪ What about today? ♪ 33 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:23,625 And now I'm back to surprise my guy. 34 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:25,335 Zoey: After Aaron's Afro-Salon 35 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:27,879 became an international success, 36 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:30,549 Cal U made him an offer he couldn't refuse -- 37 00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:33,885 Assistant Professor, tenure track. 38 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:36,888 Today's not just a fresh start for Aaron, 39 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:40,517 it's also a new beginning for someone else. 40 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:42,811 Bro, it is geometry. Just turn left. 41 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:44,146 That's what I'm doing. 42 00:01:44,146 --> 00:01:46,481 No, your other left. Use the hypotenuse. 43 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:47,858 Use English when you're talking to me. 44 00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:49,693 I am! Hypotenuse! 45 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:53,447 My little brother's taking on my alma mater! 46 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:54,573 You heard that right -- 47 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:56,533 Junior is enrolled as a freshman, 48 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:58,994 so of course I had to be here. 49 00:01:58,994 --> 00:02:00,662 You're not using your knees. 50 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:02,914 I am. Surprise! 51 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:06,752 Ah! Ah! 52 00:02:06,752 --> 00:02:08,962 Zoey. You gotta be kidding me. 53 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,591 They're so excited to see me! 54 00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:14,384 That's my toe. 55 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:17,971 ♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪ 56 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,723 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 57 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:22,100 ♪ Learn something new every day ♪ 58 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:24,853 ♪ I don't know, so I'mma feel my way ♪ 59 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:27,397 ♪ Got the weight of the world on me ♪ 60 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:30,442 ♪ But no regrets, this is what I say ♪ 61 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:34,112 ♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪ 62 00:02:34,112 --> 00:02:35,739 ♪ I'm grown ♪ ♪ You can tell me ♪ 63 00:02:35,739 --> 00:02:41,078 ♪ My heart beating so loud ♪ 64 00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:44,706 ♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪ 65 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:46,458 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 66 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:50,712 Aren't you excited to see me? 67 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:52,130 Yeah, yeah, so excited. 68 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:53,507 Just didn't get the alert on our shared calendar. 69 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:54,800 Okay. 70 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,885 Today is a huge day for both of you, 71 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:59,846 so I flew in on business class -- 72 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:01,598 You mean, "used Dad's miles." 73 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:04,935 Point is, I am here for 19 1/2 hours, 74 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:07,145 and I can multitask for the men I love. 75 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:09,314 Or man and boy. 76 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:11,483 I -- You are 11 months older than me. 77 00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:13,235 I mean... 78 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:16,279 All right, that is a collectible Charizard statue, 79 00:03:16,279 --> 00:03:18,448 limited number. 80 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:19,991 You know, I don't need to justify it to you. 81 00:03:19,991 --> 00:03:22,285 Mnh-mnh. All I'm saying is I'm proud of you. 82 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:25,622 I mean, you're finally embracing the whole college experience. 83 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:28,083 Look, I'm not here to butt-chug beers 84 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:29,418 and go to pep rallies. 85 00:03:29,418 --> 00:03:30,710 I'm here to get in, get out, 86 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:32,212 and get back into the real world. 87 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,673 What I realized during my gap year is that college 88 00:03:34,673 --> 00:03:36,883 is a stepping stone, not a standstill. 89 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:39,136 Uh, that was a gap year? 90 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:40,429 Yeah, well, hey, listen, there's nothing wrong with being 91 00:03:40,429 --> 00:03:41,596 a geriatric freshman. That's fine. 92 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:43,932 The point is, I've got this. Oh. 93 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:44,891 Nice to meet you. Hi! 94 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:46,518 Zaara. Zoey. 95 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:48,270 Dig your vibe, Z. 96 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:49,604 Ooh, thank you. 97 00:03:49,604 --> 00:03:50,897 But, oh, I'm actually not your roommate. 98 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,232 I'm here to help my brother settle in. 99 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:56,027 This is the brother right here. Yeah. 100 00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:59,072 Hi. I'm Junior. 101 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,324 Lakers flag, Jordans, 102 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:03,368 Axe three-in-one body wash. 103 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:04,953 This is what I get for rolling the dice 104 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:06,371 on gender-inclusive housing. 105 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:11,001 All right. Yeah. 106 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:12,502 Godspeed. 107 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:14,379 And why don't you just text me when you need me? 108 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:15,964 Yeah. And, um, you will need me. 109 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,632 Yep. You guys have fun. 110 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:18,800 You got this, J. 111 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,927 Thanks. 112 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:22,220 Rule number one -- 113 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:24,765 if you're gonna watch porn or "Pokémon," 114 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,224 headphones on. 115 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:34,149 ♪♪ 116 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:36,526 Some people say 117 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:38,487 returning to campus as an alumnus 118 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:41,281 is like being the Ghost of Christmas Past, 119 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:44,117 haunting a life that's technically no longer yours. 120 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:46,828 I mean, what if Cal U's forgotten me? 121 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:48,663 ♪ Zoooooeeeeyyyyyyy ♪ 122 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:51,458 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 123 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,627 Yes! 124 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:56,505 Who am I kidding? It is great to be back. 125 00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:58,340 This is such a crazy surprise. 126 00:04:58,340 --> 00:04:59,716 Hey, there is no way 127 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:02,260 I'd miss seeing my dude stroll down his campus 128 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:05,055 as a tenure-track assistant professor. 129 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:06,890 Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. Class of '22, whaddup! 130 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:08,141 Oh! Wait. 131 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:09,518 Did you not graduate? 132 00:05:09,518 --> 00:05:11,812 Of course I did, dummy! Barely. 133 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:15,148 I had to take a sociology class online over the summer. 134 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,609 But real question is, what are you doing on campus? 135 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:20,320 Welcome brunch with the graduating class of Gammas. 136 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,239 Mm-hmm. My frat brothers needed me, so... 137 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:23,532 Mm. They make him dress like 138 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:25,200 he's selling bean pies for Farrakhan. 139 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:26,701 Hey, oh, don't hate. Yeah. 140 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:28,537 Hey, when you work at the number-three marketing firm 141 00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:30,288 in Cali, you gotta dress the part. 142 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:31,748 All right, okay, Gucci loafers. 143 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:33,333 And right, right, right. 144 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:36,002 Turner and Hyde -- that is such a sick company. 145 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:37,838 Congrats, Doug. Yeah. 146 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:40,507 Hey, you gotta come to my Black Excellence White Party tonight. 147 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,509 Mm. So you're celebrating Blackness with whiteness? 148 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:44,219 Wait, a party? 149 00:05:44,219 --> 00:05:46,930 You really can't throw a party without telling Big Zo-Zo. 150 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:48,723 But, hey, your girl's here now. 151 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:50,642 What if I make my infamous jungle juice? 152 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:52,269 'Cause I still have that grain alcohol connect. 153 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:54,354 We just have to drive to Fresno. 154 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:57,315 Zoey, no jungle juice. This is not a college party. 155 00:05:57,315 --> 00:05:59,067 This is an adult party, okay? 156 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:01,361 Mm-hmm. They only turn up just because. 157 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,280 If anybody needs to turn up, it's teachers, okay? 158 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:04,531 I literally feel like I'm -- 159 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:07,075 I'm shaping the future minds of America. 160 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:08,785 Mm. You never forget that first professor 161 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:09,828 who made an impact, you know? 162 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:11,246 Actually, I -- 163 00:06:11,246 --> 00:06:13,206 I can't remember the names of any of my professors. 164 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:14,958 I'm so glad I'm not the only one. 165 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:17,252 But not to say that's gonna happen with you. 166 00:06:17,252 --> 00:06:19,921 Everyone's gonna remember your name, baby. 167 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:21,339 Yeah. 168 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:26,261 Tenure-track assistant professor Aaron Jackson. Ooh! 169 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:28,013 ♪ You're now rockin' with the best, yes ♪ 170 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:29,514 ♪ Better than the rest ♪ 171 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:31,266 ♪ This a level up 'cause I'm way too fresh ♪ 172 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:33,310 ♪ All I do is win, so I tend to say less ♪ 173 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:34,895 ♪ Except when I come through to flex ♪ 174 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,438 ♪ Rockin' with the best, yes ♪ 175 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:38,148 ♪ Better than the rest ♪ 176 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:41,234 So, while Aaron and I got reacquainted with Cal U, 177 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:44,154 Junior was in the middle of freshman-ing. 178 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:45,697 And he was beginning to question 179 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:47,991 if he had made the right decision. 180 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:51,620 Hey, so welcome to your first day as residents of King Hall. 181 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:53,371 I'm Kiela, your RA. 182 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:55,915 And, you know, let's start this orientation off 183 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:57,334 with an icebreaker. 184 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:59,586 Tell me your name and why Cal U. 185 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:01,296 I'll start. 186 00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:05,216 I'm Kiela, sophomore, and I'm at Cal U to figure out 187 00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:08,553 how to save our democracy before the next insurrection. 188 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:09,846 Who's next? 189 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:13,683 I'm Annika, freshman, repping Brooklyn. 190 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:16,561 I came to Cal U because of the legacy, the history, 191 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:19,689 and, statistically, Cal U has the most attractive, 192 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:21,358 financially stable students on this coast, 193 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:23,151 so it was a no-brainer. 194 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:24,486 Yo, I'm Slick. 195 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:28,490 Um, I'm just -- I'm just happy to be here. 196 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:29,699 Wherever "here" is. 197 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:32,243 Uh... 198 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:34,371 Wait. What was the question? 199 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:38,792 I'm Zeke, freshman, and I'm just here for football. 200 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:39,876 And the ladies. 201 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:43,088 So get at me before I get drafted. 202 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:45,131 I'm Zaara, freshman. 203 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:47,175 Why did I pick Cal U? 204 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:48,593 Um, because Harvard, Brown, and Yale 205 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:51,554 don't offer accelerated medical-degree programs. 206 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:53,014 Go, Titans. 207 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:00,021 Oh. Um, right. 208 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:03,566 Sorry. I -- Why am I here? 209 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:05,860 Why am I here? Right. 210 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:08,405 Uh, I guess, because, after dropping out of Howard, 211 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:10,448 I got a job that didn't pay enough. 212 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:12,367 Thought I found the love of my life, 213 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:14,828 tried to settle down, but that didn't work out. 214 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,788 And since my high school AP credits can get me 215 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:18,081 in and out of Cal U in three years, 216 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:20,750 I thought, hey, it's a means to an end. 217 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:24,838 ♪♪ 218 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:27,298 Oh, and, uh, I'm Junior. 219 00:08:31,469 --> 00:08:33,138 Uh, yeah, so... 220 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:34,931 ...you know, second icebreaker. 221 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:37,475 Let's just get right into that. 222 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:39,060 Everyone a fan? 223 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:44,941 ♪♪ 224 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:49,821 We're excited to have you, Aaron. 225 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:51,281 Hey, it's good to be here. 226 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:52,449 Actually, I wanted to run a couple things by you -- 227 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:54,617 basically my plans for the semester. 228 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:55,660 I've written out a proposal -- 229 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:57,787 Now, while I love your enthusiasm, 230 00:08:57,787 --> 00:08:59,205 as a new member of faculty, 231 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:02,167 your focus should really be on your intro course. 232 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:03,626 Right. Uh... 233 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:05,170 But when you hired me, you told me to think big, 234 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:06,504 so that's what I did. 235 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:09,841 Well, for the time being, maybe think a little... 236 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:11,760 smaller. 237 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,762 Smaller, right. 238 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:15,805 Okay. 239 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:18,266 So, Aaron's got a new place, 240 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:21,686 and I'd say it is in desperate need of a woman's touch. 241 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:24,898 I mean, why wouldn't you put almond milk in the fridge? 242 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:27,817 Whoo! That is why. 243 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:29,360 Yikes! 244 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:33,156 Hey, babe. 245 00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:35,700 I put your almond milk in the fridge. 246 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:39,829 Which, I guess if you really don't like it, 247 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:41,414 I could put it back on the counter. 248 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,208 It's not that. 249 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:44,876 You remember that I had those three, uh, 250 00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:46,461 competing job offers? 251 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:50,423 Yeah, but then Cal U offered you a tenure-track position. 252 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,008 How could you turn that down? 253 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:53,468 I think I made a mistake. 254 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:55,386 Really? Yeah, Dean Watson -- 255 00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:58,348 he promised me I would have more agency, 256 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:01,142 but I-I can't even choose what color markers I have. 257 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:02,644 It's the same bureaucratic BS. 258 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,646 I... 259 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:06,147 think I played myself. 260 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,695 That's a cry for help, right? 261 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:13,780 I'm glad you're here. 262 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,783 He needs me. 263 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,952 Um, babe, you know, 264 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,287 Anti-Muse is mainly virtual these days, 265 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:24,124 which means, technically, I can work from anywhere. 266 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:28,378 So how about I stay with you for a few weeks? 267 00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:30,505 Yeah? Really? 268 00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:31,589 Of course. You're sure? 269 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,424 Hundred percent. 270 00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:36,261 Mm. Yeah? 271 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:38,054 Mm. 272 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,014 I love being needed. 273 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:48,773 ♪♪ 274 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,984 I know that the food here is kinda weird, right? 275 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,652 Oh, Junior. 276 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,904 AirDrop me your info so I can add you to Friend Tracker. 277 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:56,698 We've known each other for 12 hours. 278 00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:58,908 Why do we need to find each other? 279 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:01,119 People get lost. Exactly. 280 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:03,288 You never seen "Abducted in Plain Sight"? 281 00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:04,956 Well, a bunch of us are hanging out later. 282 00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:06,457 Come through. 283 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:09,002 Oh, um, I'd love to, but I actually have something. 284 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,420 Maybe next time, though. 285 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:13,173 Well, in case your plans change, you know how to find me. 286 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,467 Anyway, that's exactly what I was talking about... 287 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:19,554 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 288 00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:21,639 ♪ I came to steal the show ♪ 289 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:22,891 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 290 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:24,809 ♪ 'Cause it's my time to flow ♪ 291 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,102 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 292 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,979 ♪ I came to steal the show ♪ 293 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,981 ♪ Whoo, whoo ♪ 294 00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:32,025 If there is anything Diddy taught us, 295 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:34,110 it's that the two-step will never die, 296 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:35,945 and nothing screams "Black success" 297 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:37,447 like an all-white party. 298 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:39,699 Ironic, but somehow still true. 299 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,117 ♪ Shots! ♪ 300 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:43,369 ♪ Shots, shots, shots, shots, anybod-- ♪ 301 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,121 Zoey, Zoey, Zoey. 302 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:46,623 W-What are you doing? 303 00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:49,000 I'm helping bring on a mild but pleasing buzz. 304 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,043 No, no, no. 305 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,753 I-I-I have mixologists over there 306 00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:53,963 making overpriced lychee cocktails. Mm. 307 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:57,091 And you're out here doing this red Jell-O thing. 308 00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:58,635 I don't want people thinking that this is 309 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:00,386 some low-budget college party. 310 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:01,596 You see what I'm doing here? 311 00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,556 Oh, gotchu, gotchu, gotchu. 312 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,099 But people love Jell-O shots. 313 00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:06,935 So why don't we just agree to disagree? 314 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,519 No. Why don't we just agree to disagree? 315 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:09,646 No. 316 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,858 ♪ Bring the entourage ♪ This is like old times, huh? 317 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:15,318 Mm-hmm. 318 00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:16,569 I mean, not like the times when we broke up 319 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,072 and got back together again, or even got arrested, 320 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,657 but, like, the good old times. 321 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,825 Mm-hmm. I'm so glad I'm home. 322 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:26,829 I feel like we have so many good new old times in our future. 323 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,539 Speaking of our future... Yeah. 324 00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,708 ...I was thinking we really should, like... Yeah? 325 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:31,918 ...try to spend more time together, you know? 326 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,420 Like, one-on-one time. Mm. 327 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,130 J-Just the two of us. You know what I'm saying? 328 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:37,131 Mm-hmm. Vibing, connecting. 329 00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:38,925 Yeah. Because I've missed you. 330 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,511 Aw. Baby, I missed you, too. 331 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,347 Yeah? Oh! 332 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:47,183 ♪ I'm a hot girl, oh, I do hot shit, ah! ♪ 333 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:48,518 ♪ Hate under my pictures on the 'Gram ♪ 334 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:49,894 ♪ Bitch, you better hope ♪ 335 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,104 ♪ I never run across your man, uh ♪ 336 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,355 Remember? 337 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:53,523 Sophomore year, I'd have them play this 338 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,733 every single night at Titanium. 339 00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:57,402 I'd make the bartender play this at closing. 340 00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:58,695 This is my song, this is my song. 341 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:01,614 This is my mother song! 342 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,534 Right. ♪ I don't text quick 'cause I ain't thirsty ♪ 343 00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:06,744 ♪ Mad, mad, they wanna hurt me ♪ 344 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:09,122 ♪ I'm a hot girl, I do hot... ♪ 345 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,666 ♪ Spend his income on my outfit ♪ 346 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:14,335 ♪ I don't text quick 'cause I ain't thirsty ♪ 347 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:15,712 ♪ These bitches mad, mad ♪ 348 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,588 ♪ They wanna hurt me ♪ Yeah! 349 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,092 ♪ Move somethin', baby, move somethin', unh ♪ 350 00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:23,594 ♪ Tell me if you wanna do somethin', unh ♪ 351 00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,888 ♪ What you want, baby? Choose something, unh ♪ 352 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:28,683 You're the RA who wants to stop the next insurrection, right? 353 00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:29,934 Mm, and you're the freshman 354 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,020 who's already over college, right? 355 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,938 I never said that. 356 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,983 Maybe not, but that's your whole, um, vibe. 357 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,484 Oh. Yeah. 358 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:39,902 ♪ Move, move something ♪ 359 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:41,863 ♪ Feel the beat like the... ♪ 360 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:43,406 Kiela. 361 00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:44,615 Junior. 362 00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:47,285 Okay, Junior, same question -- 363 00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:49,996 why Cal U? 364 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,623 I don't know. I guess...to get a degree. 365 00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:54,083 You know, same as everybody else. 366 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,669 Look, I -- I know, for me, to come all the way to Cal U 367 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,796 and live with strangers, eat on a meal plan, 368 00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,715 and leave thousands of dollars in debt, 369 00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:02,967 it just -- you know, it has to be worth 370 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:06,054 more than some piece of paper in a fancy-ass frame. 371 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,972 Also, it'll help if you just loosen up 372 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,724 and enjoy this whole college thing. 373 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,601 Yeah. 374 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:14,145 You never know what will happen. 375 00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:19,025 All: 97, 98, 99, 100! 376 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:23,029 Raah! 377 00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:30,787 Some people might say that traveling 2,789 miles 378 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,997 to shoot copious alcohol down your throat 379 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:35,958 is poor decision-making, and they would be wrong. 380 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,711 The good news is, I still have a high tolerance 381 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:42,173 and remain the keg-stand GOAT! 382 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:43,758 Hunh! 383 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:47,595 Anybody that says that you cannot relive the good old days, 384 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:50,306 they're probably just in their 30s. 385 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,350 Ooh! Okay. 386 00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:55,061 Here comes the time of the night that every party girl hates. 387 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:57,105 I gotta break the seal. 388 00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:58,648 All right, excuse me, guys. 389 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,900 Really gotta pee. Really gotta pee. 390 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,069 Tryin' to keep this outfit white. 391 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,071 Oh, my God! Aahhh! 392 00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:12,495 Excuse me. 393 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:13,871 Hey, I need a drink that'll erase 394 00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:16,290 the last three minutes from my brain. 395 00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:17,667 Make it a double. Sure. 396 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:18,918 Zoey, I'm sorry -- Shh! Shh! 397 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,504 Okay. Cool. It's understandable. 398 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,217 Wow. 399 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:30,555 Ooh. Zoey, I am sorry 400 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:33,182 that you had to see me engage in carnal activities. 401 00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:34,350 Uh, again. 402 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:37,145 Not as sorry as me. Okay. 403 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:39,105 But do you think this is why I'm here? 404 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,442 To have sex with Kiela? 405 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:44,944 No! No. 406 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,822 But maybe? I don't know. 407 00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,949 I-I feel like I started here feeling out of place, 408 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,910 like I was too old, and I think that kept me 409 00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,371 from embracing the college experience. 410 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,915 But college needs to be more than me 411 00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:00,835 just keeping my head down and getting my degree. 412 00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:04,130 Yeah. Of course it does. 413 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:07,091 I mean, I fell in love here. 414 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:10,636 I figured out who I was and what I wanted, 415 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:13,139 how to go after it. 416 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:16,309 College made me who I am. 417 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:20,146 And I just know it can be all of that for you. 418 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,397 And let me remind you -- 419 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,441 it is so much easier than the real world. 420 00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,776 I just want my life to be easier. 421 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,278 I miss my meal plan. 422 00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:28,529 Oh. Does that sound crazy? 423 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:29,780 It's a little weird. 424 00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,199 That's crazy. That food sucked. 425 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,868 But sometimes I just wish... 426 00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:36,495 I could come home. 427 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:37,580 No, no, no, no, no. 428 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:40,124 Zoey, you cannot go backwards. 429 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,959 What do you think Future Zoey is gonna say 430 00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:43,294 when she looks back at herself 431 00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:45,796 and sees that you gave up just because things weren't easy? 432 00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,256 Yeah. 433 00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:49,550 Also, you have always wanted to live in New York. 434 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,302 It's all you've ever talked about. 435 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:54,138 Yeah, I know. 436 00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:56,557 What if I'm not ready for the life I always talked about? 437 00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,643 We are never ready. 438 00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:01,896 Yeah. But that's just life. 439 00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:05,650 We both need to take that next step forward. 440 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:06,817 Yeah. 441 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,488 This is weird. Yeah. 442 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:11,906 Us talking like this, like... 443 00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,824 Yeah. ...adults. 444 00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,910 I mean, you're just a real grown-up, dude. 445 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,662 Yeah, you too. It's... 446 00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:19,872 so weird. 447 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,750 Also, it seems like the elder Johnsons have a type. 448 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,001 What do you mean? 449 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:27,880 You know, Kiela is Luca's little sister. 450 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,258 No! Mm-hmm. 451 00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:32,969 Oh, my -- Oh, my God. 452 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,595 Uh, excuse me. Bartender? 453 00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:35,888 I'll have what she's having. 454 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,516 Make it a double double. You're gonna need it. 455 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,768 ♪ Step out when I do it ♪ 456 00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,478 ♪ Got the phone with the panoramic views ♪ 457 00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:43,729 ♪ 'Cause my view different ♪ 458 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,565 ♪ Let 'em watch how I do it ♪ 459 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:46,691 ♪ Mr. Wild Wild West ♪ 460 00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,442 Hey. Hey. 461 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:50,570 I am so sorry that I was out there 462 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:54,156 acting like a spring-breaker on South Padre Island. 463 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:56,075 I was just having a good time, 464 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:59,745 and then I didn't want that time to ever end. 465 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,914 Why? I thought things were going good in New York. 466 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,499 Yeah, they are. 467 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:07,420 Anti-Muse is bigger than I could've ever imagined, but... 468 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,964 I only have work-friends, and I'm starting 469 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:14,719 to really hate being away from my family and from you. 470 00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:17,430 I thought coming back to Cal U would bring out the old me, 471 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:20,474 but I think that chapter's closed. 472 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:25,021 And I'm okay with that. 473 00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:27,481 Look, Zoey, I love you, and whatever you want, 474 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:30,318 wherever you want to be, we'll make it work. 475 00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:32,361 All right? 476 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,280 So you got this flight tomorrow. Yeah. 477 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,949 What do you want to do until then? 478 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,702 Just make the most of our time together. 479 00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:41,954 Let's do that. Yeah. 480 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,664 I love you. 481 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,416 I love you. 482 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:52,465 ♪♪ 483 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,635 New beginnings are exciting and terrifying 484 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:59,013 for the same reason -- 485 00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:01,432 anything can happen. 486 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:03,893 What? 487 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,353 I mean... 488 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:10,650 ♪ Heaving ♪ 489 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:14,028 ♪ Hollow ♪ 490 00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:17,365 ♪ Breathing ♪ 491 00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:18,908 ♪ So slow ♪ 492 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:21,744 Oh, guys, you remember Junior. 493 00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:23,871 What's up, y'all? What's up? 494 00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:27,750 ♪ But tiring ♪ 495 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,294 ♪ Lost sight ♪ 496 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,962 ♪ Climbing ♪ 497 00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:35,132 ♪ Coming to rest ♪ 498 00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:38,219 After graduation, everyone tells you 499 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:41,263 you have your whole life ahead of you. 500 00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:45,434 But no one ever tells you just how scary that is. 501 00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,978 ♪ I could breathe in the colors so bright ♪ 502 00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:51,315 For the first time, you're really on your own. 503 00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:56,153 ♪♪ 504 00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:58,239 Sometimes you have to start over 505 00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:01,367 to get where you need to go. 506 00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,285 And you know what? 507 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:04,787 I'm not scared. 508 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:12,086 Let's get it right this time, gentlemen. 509 00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:13,254 This is a love song to someone who lives 3,000 miles away. 510 00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:14,547 Give it to me with some soul, right? 511 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,549 5, 6, 7, 8. 512 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:17,717 ♪ You're a hot girl ♪ Hot! 513 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:18,759 ♪ You do hot sh... ♪ Sh! 514 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:19,885 ♪ You're a hot girl ♪ Hot! 515 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,053 ♪ You do hot sh... ♪ 516 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,346 ♪ You're a hot girl ♪ 517 00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:23,889 ♪ You do hot sh..., you're a hot girl ♪ 518 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,057 What are we talkin' about? 519 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,767 Give it to 'em tender now. 520 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:27,852 ♪ You do hot sh... ♪ 521 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:29,228 ♪ You're a hot girl ♪ 522 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,604 ♪ You do hot sh... ♪ ♪ You do hot sh... ♪ 523 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:31,731 ♪ You're a hot girl, you do hot sh... ♪ 524 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,232 I don't think they can hear us in the back. 525 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,025 2, 3, hey! ♪ You're a hot girl ♪ 526 00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,652 ♪ You're a hot girl, what ♪ ♪ You do hot sh ♪ 527 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,070 What! ♪ You're a hot girl ♪ 528 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,321 ♪ You do hot sh... ♪ 529 00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:40,322 My baby's hot. ♪ You're a hot girl ♪ 530 00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,616 My baby's hot. My baby's hot. 531 00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:43,743 ♪ You do hot sh... ♪ 532 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:44,618 ♪ You're a hot girl ♪ 533 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,620 2, 3, and zzt!