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[ Fabolous' "So NY" plays ]
♪ New York ♪
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♪ I said I'm so New York ♪
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♪ Weezy probably
don't like me ♪
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♪ I'm so New York, Weezy
probably don't like me ♪
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♪ I'm so New York, Weezy
probably don't like me ♪
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♪ La da da da, da da da da ♪
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First signs of life
post-graduation, bitches!
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Woman: Who you calling
a "bitch," bitch?
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Yeah?
Say it to my face!
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I love New York.
[ Chuckles ]
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Everyone said life after college
would be hard, but, honestly...
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♪ I'm so New York,
Weezy probably... ♪
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...your girl's thriving.
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♪ La da da da, da da da da ♪
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[ Ding ]
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Honestly, my entire crew
is killing the game.
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Zoey:
Which I kind of expected.
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The only real surprise is that
these two are still together.
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No one saw that coming.
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♪ I'm only comin' out to play ♪
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And, of course,
there is a certain someone
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that I haven't mentioned yet.
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After years of countless
breakups and make-ups,
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an incarceration,
a six-hour marriage
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officiated by a cartel pastor,
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I'm sure it comes
as no surprise...
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we're doing great.
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Thanks to Google Calendars
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and a couple
after-dark Snapchats --
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just to keep
the mystery alive --
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we are making
long distance work.
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Flight attendant:
Welcome to Los Angeles.
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Mm!
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♪ What about today? ♪
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And now I'm back
to surprise my guy.
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Zoey:
After Aaron's Afro-Salon
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became an international
success,
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Cal U made him an offer
he couldn't refuse --
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Assistant Professor,
tenure track.
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Today's not just a fresh start
for Aaron,
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it's also a new beginning
for someone else.
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Bro, it is geometry.
Just turn left.
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That's what I'm doing.
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No, your other left.
Use the hypotenuse.
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Use English
when you're talking to me.
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I am!
Hypotenuse!
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My little brother's
taking on my alma mater!
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You heard that right --
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Junior is enrolled
as a freshman,
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so of course I had to be here.
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You're not using
your knees.
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I am.
Surprise!
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[ Camera shutter clicking ]
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Ah!
Ah!
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Zoey.
You gotta be
[bleep] kidding me.
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[ Giggles ]
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They're so excited to see me!
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That's my toe.
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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ Learn something new
every day ♪
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♪ I don't know,
so I'mma feel my way ♪
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♪ Got the weight of the world
on me ♪
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♪ But no regrets,
this is what I say ♪
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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
♪ You can tell me ♪
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♪ My heart beating so loud ♪
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♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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Aren't you excited
to see me?
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Yeah, yeah,
so excited.
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Just didn't get the alert
on our shared calendar.
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Okay.
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Today is a huge day
for both of you,
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so I flew in
on business class --
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You mean,
"used Dad's miles."
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Point is, I am here
for 19 1/2 hours,
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and I can multitask
for the men I love.
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Or man and boy.
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I -- You are 11 months
older than me.
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I mean...
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All right, that is
a collectible Charizard statue,
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limited number.
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You know, I don't need
to justify it to you.
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Mnh-mnh.
All I'm saying
is I'm proud of you.
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I mean, you're finally embracing
the whole college experience.
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Look, I'm not here
to butt-chug beers
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and go to pep rallies.
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I'm here to get in,
get out,
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and get back
into the real world.
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What I realized during
my gap year is that college
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is a stepping stone,
not a standstill.
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Uh, that was a gap year?
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Yeah, well, hey, listen,
there's nothing wrong with being
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a geriatric freshman.
That's fine.
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The point is,
I've got this.
Oh.
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Nice to meet you.
Hi!
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Zaara.
Zoey.
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Dig your vibe, Z.
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Ooh, thank you.
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But, oh, I'm actually
not your roommate.
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I'm here to help
my brother settle in.
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This is the brother
right here.
Yeah.
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Hi. I'm Junior.
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Lakers flag, Jordans,
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Axe three-in-one
body wash.
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This is what I get
for rolling the dice
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on gender-inclusive
housing.
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All right.
Yeah.
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Godspeed.
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And why don't you just
text me when you need me?
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Yeah.
And, um,
you will need me.
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Yep.
You guys have fun.
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You got this, J.
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Thanks.
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Rule number one --
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if you're gonna watch porn
or "Pokémon,"
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headphones on.
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♪♪
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[ Sighs ]
Some people say
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returning to campus
as an alumnus
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is like being
the Ghost of Christmas Past,
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haunting a life that's
technically no longer yours.
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I mean, what if Cal U's
forgotten me?
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♪ Zoooooeeeeyyyyyyy ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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Yes!
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Who am I kidding?
It is great to be back.
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This is such
a crazy surprise.
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Hey, there is no way
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I'd miss seeing my dude
stroll down his campus
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as a tenure-track
assistant professor.
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Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah.
Class of '22, whaddup!
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Oh!
Wait.
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Did you not graduate?
[ Chuckles ]
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Of course I did, dummy!
Barely.
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I had to take a sociology class
online over the summer.
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But real question is,
what are you doing on campus?
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Welcome brunch with the
graduating class of Gammas.
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Mm-hmm.
My frat brothers
needed me, so...
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Mm.
They make him
dress like
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he's selling bean pies
for Farrakhan.
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Hey, oh,
don't hate.
Yeah.
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Hey, when you work at
the number-three marketing firm
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in Cali,
you gotta dress the part.
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All right, okay,
Gucci loafers.
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And right, right, right.
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Turner and Hyde --
that is such a sick company.
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Congrats, Doug.
Yeah.
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Hey, you gotta come
to my Black Excellence
White Party tonight.
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Mm.
So you're celebrating Blackness
with whiteness?
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Wait, a party?
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You really can't throw a party
without telling Big Zo-Zo.
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But, hey,
your girl's here now.
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What if I make
my infamous jungle juice?
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'Cause I still have
that grain alcohol connect.
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We just have to
drive to Fresno.
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Zoey, no jungle juice.
This is not a college party.
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This is an adult party,
okay?
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Mm-hmm.
They only turn up
just because.
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If anybody needs to turn up,
it's teachers, okay?
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I literally feel like
I'm --
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I'm shaping the future minds
of America.
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Mm.
You never forget that
first professor
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who made an impact,
you know?
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Actually, I --
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I can't remember the names
of any of my professors.
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I'm so glad I'm not
the only one.
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But not to say that's
gonna happen with you.
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Everyone's gonna remember
your name, baby.
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Yeah.
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Tenure-track assistant professor
Aaron Jackson. Ooh!
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♪ You're now rockin'
with the best, yes ♪
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♪ Better than the rest ♪
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♪ This a level up
'cause I'm way too fresh ♪
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♪ All I do is win,
so I tend to say less ♪
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♪ Except when I come
through to flex ♪
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♪ Rockin' with the best, yes ♪
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♪ Better than the rest ♪
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So, while Aaron and I
got reacquainted with Cal U,
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Junior was in the middle
of freshman-ing.
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And he was beginning
to question
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if he had made
the right decision.
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Hey, so welcome to your first
day as residents of King Hall.
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I'm Kiela, your RA.
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And, you know, let's start
this orientation off
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with an icebreaker.
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Tell me your name
and why Cal U.
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I'll start.
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I'm Kiela, sophomore,
and I'm at Cal U to figure out
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how to save our democracy
before the next insurrection.
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Who's next?
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I'm Annika, freshman,
repping Brooklyn.
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I came to Cal U because
of the legacy, the history,
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and, statistically,
Cal U has the most attractive,
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financially stable students
on this coast,
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so it was a no-brainer.
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Yo, I'm Slick.
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Um, I'm just --
I'm just happy to be here.
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Wherever "here" is.
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Uh...
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Wait.
What was the question?
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I'm Zeke, freshman,
and I'm just here for football.
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And the ladies.
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So get at me
before I get drafted.
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I'm Zaara, freshman.
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Why did I pick Cal U?
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Um, because Harvard,
Brown, and Yale
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don't offer accelerated
medical-degree programs.
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Go, Titans.
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[ Clears throat ]
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Oh.
Um, right.
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Sorry.
I -- Why am I here?
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Why am I here?
Right.
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Uh, I guess, because,
after dropping out of Howard,
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I got a job
that didn't pay enough.
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Thought I found the love
of my life,
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tried to settle down,
but that didn't work out.
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And since my high school
AP credits can get me
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in and out of Cal U
in three years,
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I thought, hey,
it's a means to an end.
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♪♪
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Oh, and, uh, I'm Junior.
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Kiela: Uh, yeah, so...
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[ Cellphone vibrates ]
...you know,
second icebreaker.
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Let's just
get right into that.
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Everyone a fan?
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[ Conversation continues
indistinctly ]
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♪♪
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We're excited to have you,
Aaron.
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Hey, it's good to be here.
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Actually, I wanted to run
a couple things by you --
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basically my plans
for the semester.
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I've written out
a proposal --
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Now, while I love
your enthusiasm,
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as a new member
of faculty,
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your focus should really be
on your intro course.
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Right. Uh...
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But when you hired me,
you told me to think big,
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so that's what I did.
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Well, for the time being,
maybe think a little...
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smaller.
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Smaller, right.
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Okay.
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So, Aaron's got a new place,
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and I'd say it is in desperate
need of a woman's touch.
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I mean, why wouldn't you put
almond milk in the fridge?
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[ Sniffs ] Whoo!
That is why.
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Yikes!
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Hey, babe.
251
00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:35,700
I put your almond milk
in the fridge.
252
00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,202
[ Sighs ]
253
00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:39,829
Which, I guess if you
really don't like it,
254
00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:41,414
I could put it back
on the counter.
255
00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,208
It's not that.
256
00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:44,876
You remember that I had
those three, uh,
257
00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:46,461
competing job offers?
258
00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:50,423
Yeah, but then Cal U offered
you a tenure-track position.
259
00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,008
How could you
turn that down?
260
00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:53,468
I think
I made a mistake.
261
00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:55,386
Really?
Yeah, Dean Watson --
262
00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:58,348
he promised me
I would have more agency,
263
00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:01,142
but I-I can't even choose
what color markers I have.
264
00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:02,644
It's the same
bureaucratic BS.
265
00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,646
I...
266
00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:06,147
think I played myself.
267
00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:10,360
[ Groans ]
268
00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,695
That's a cry for help, right?
269
00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:13,780
I'm glad you're here.
270
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,783
He needs me.
271
00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,952
Um, babe, you know,
272
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,287
Anti-Muse is mainly virtual
these days,
273
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:24,124
which means, technically,
I can work from anywhere.
274
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:28,378
So how about I stay with you
for a few weeks?
275
00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:30,505
Yeah?
Really?
276
00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:31,589
Of course.
You're sure?
277
00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,424
Hundred percent.
278
00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:36,261
Mm.
Yeah?
279
00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:38,054
Mm.
280
00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,014
[ Whispering ]
I love being needed.
281
00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:44,352
[ Mid-tempo music plays ]
282
00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:48,773
♪♪
283
00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,984
I know that the food here
is kinda weird, right?
284
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,652
Oh, Junior.
285
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,904
AirDrop me your info so I can
add you to Friend Tracker.
286
00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:56,698
We've known each other
for 12 hours.
287
00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:58,908
Why do we need
to find each other?
288
00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:01,119
People get lost.
Exactly.
289
00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:03,288
You never seen
"Abducted in Plain Sight"?
290
00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:04,956
Well, a bunch of us
are hanging out later.
291
00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:06,457
Come through.
292
00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:09,002
Oh, um, I'd love to,
but I actually have something.
293
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,420
Maybe next time, though.
294
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:13,173
Well, in case your plans change,
you know how to find me.
295
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,632
[ Cellphone dings ]
296
00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,467
Anyway, that's exactly
what I was talking about...
297
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:19,554
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
298
00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:21,639
♪ I came to steal the show ♪
299
00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:22,891
♪ Hey, hey ♪
300
00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:24,809
♪ 'Cause it's my time to flow ♪
301
00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,102
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
302
00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,979
♪ I came to steal the show ♪
303
00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,981
♪ Whoo, whoo ♪
304
00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:32,025
If there is anything
Diddy taught us,
305
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:34,110
it's that the two-step
will never die,
306
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:35,945
and nothing screams
"Black success"
307
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:37,447
like an all-white party.
308
00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:39,699
Ironic,
but somehow still true.
309
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,117
♪ Shots! ♪
310
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:43,369
♪ Shots, shots, shots,
shots, anybod-- ♪
311
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,121
Zoey, Zoey, Zoey.
312
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:46,623
W-What are you doing?
313
00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:49,000
I'm helping bring on
a mild but pleasing buzz.
314
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,043
No, no, no.
315
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,753
I-I-I have mixologists
over there
316
00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:53,963
making overpriced
lychee cocktails.
Mm.
317
00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:57,091
And you're out here
doing this red Jell-O thing.
318
00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:58,635
I don't want people thinking
that this is
319
00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:00,386
some low-budget
college party.
320
00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:01,596
You see what
I'm doing here?
321
00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,556
Oh, gotchu, gotchu,
gotchu.
322
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,099
But people love
Jell-O shots.
323
00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:06,935
So why don't we just agree
to disagree?
324
00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,519
No.
Why don't we just agree
to disagree?
325
00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:09,646
No. [ Sighs ]
326
00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,858
♪ Bring the entourage ♪
Aaron: This is like
old times, huh?
327
00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:15,318
Zoey: Mm-hmm.
328
00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:16,569
I mean, not like the times
when we broke up
329
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,072
and got back together again,
or even got arrested,
330
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,657
but, like,
the good old times.
331
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,825
Mm-hmm.
I'm so glad I'm home.
332
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:26,829
I feel like we have so many good
new old times in our future.
333
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,539
Speaking of our future...
Yeah.
334
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,708
...I was thinking
we really should, like...
Yeah?
335
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:31,918
...try to spend more time
together, you know?
336
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,420
Like, one-on-one time.
Mm.
337
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,130
J-Just the two of us.
You know what I'm saying?
338
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:37,131
Mm-hmm.
Vibing, connecting.
339
00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:38,925
Yeah.
Because I've missed you.
340
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,511
Aw.
Baby, I missed you, too.
341
00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:42,720
[ Megan Thee Stallion's
"Girls In the Hood" plays ]
342
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,347
Yeah?
Oh!
343
00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:47,183
♪ I'm a hot girl,
oh, I do hot shit, ah! ♪
344
00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:48,518
♪ Hate under my pictures
on the 'Gram ♪
345
00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:49,894
♪ Bitch, you better hope ♪
346
00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,104
♪ I never run across
your man, uh ♪
347
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,355
Remember?
348
00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:53,523
Sophomore year,
I'd have them play this
349
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,733
every single night
at Titanium.
350
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:57,402
I'd make the bartender
play this at closing.
351
00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:58,695
This is my song,
this is my song.
352
00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:01,614
This is my
mother [bleep] song!
353
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,534
Right.
♪ I don't text quick
'cause I ain't thirsty ♪
354
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:06,744
♪ Mad, mad,
they wanna hurt me ♪
355
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:09,122
♪ I'm a hot girl, I do hot... ♪
356
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,666
♪ Spend his income
on my outfit ♪
357
00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:14,335
♪ I don't text quick
'cause I ain't thirsty ♪
358
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:15,712
♪ These bitches mad, mad ♪
359
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,588
♪ They wanna hurt me ♪
Yeah!
360
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:18,965
[ Litty Kitty's
"Move Somethin" plays ]
361
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,092
♪ Move somethin', baby,
move somethin', unh ♪
362
00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:23,594
♪ Tell me if you wanna
do somethin', unh ♪
363
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,888
♪ What you want, baby?
Choose something, unh ♪
364
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:28,683
You're the RA who wants to stop
the next insurrection, right?
365
00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:29,934
Mm, and you're the freshman
366
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,020
who's already over college,
right?
367
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,938
[ Scoffs ]
I never said that.
368
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,983
Maybe not, but that's
your whole, um, vibe.
369
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,484
Oh.
Yeah.
370
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:39,902
♪ Move, move something ♪
371
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:41,863
♪ Feel the beat like the... ♪
372
00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:43,406
Kiela.
373
00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:44,615
Junior.
374
00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:47,285
Okay, Junior,
same question --
375
00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:49,996
why Cal U?
376
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,623
I don't know.
I guess...to get a degree.
377
00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:54,083
You know,
same as everybody else.
378
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,669
Look, I -- I know, for me,
to come all the way to Cal U
379
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,796
and live with strangers,
eat on a meal plan,
380
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,715
and leave thousands of dollars
in debt,
381
00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:02,967
it just -- you know,
it has to be worth
382
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:06,054
more than some piece of paper
in a fancy-ass frame.
383
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,972
Also, it'll help
if you just loosen up
384
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,724
and enjoy this whole
college thing.
385
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,601
[ Chuckles ] Yeah.
386
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:14,145
You never know
what will happen.
387
00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:19,025
All: 97, 98, 99, 100!
388
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,110
[ Cheering ]
389
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:23,029
Raah!
390
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:30,787
Some people might say
that traveling 2,789 miles
391
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,997
to shoot copious alcohol
down your throat
392
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:35,958
is poor decision-making,
and they would be wrong.
393
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,711
The good news is,
I still have a high tolerance
394
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:42,173
and remain the keg-stand GOAT!
395
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:43,758
Hunh!
396
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:47,595
Anybody that says that you
cannot relive the good old days,
397
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:50,306
they're probably just
in their 30s.
398
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,350
Ooh! Okay.
399
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:55,061
Here comes the time of the night
that every party girl hates.
400
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:57,105
I gotta break the seal.
401
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:58,648
All right, excuse me, guys.
402
00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,900
Really gotta pee.
Really gotta pee.
403
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,069
Tryin' to keep
this outfit white.
404
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,071
Oh, my God!
Aahhh!
405
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:07,115
[ Screams ]
406
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:12,495
Excuse me.
407
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:13,871
Hey, I need a drink
that'll erase
408
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:16,290
the last three minutes
from my brain.
409
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:17,667
Make it a double.
Sure.
410
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:18,918
Zoey, I'm sorry --
Shh! Shh!
411
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,504
Okay. Cool.
It's understandable.
412
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,217
Wow.
413
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:30,555
Ooh.
Zoey, I am sorry
414
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:33,182
that you had to see me
engage in carnal activities.
415
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:34,350
Uh, again.
416
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:37,145
Not as sorry as me.
Okay.
417
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:39,105
But do you think
this is why I'm here?
418
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,442
To have sex with Kiela?
419
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:44,944
No! No.
420
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,822
But maybe?
I don't know.
421
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,949
I-I feel like I started here
feeling out of place,
422
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,910
like I was too old,
and I think that kept me
423
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,371
from embracing
the college experience.
424
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,915
But college needs to be
more than me
425
00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:00,835
just keeping my head down
and getting my degree.
426
00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:04,130
Yeah.
Of course it does.
427
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:07,091
I mean,
I fell in love here.
428
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:10,636
I figured out who I was
and what I wanted,
429
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:13,139
how to go after it.
430
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:16,309
College made me
who I am.
431
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:20,146
And I just know it can be
all of that for you.
432
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,397
And let me remind you --
433
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,441
it is so much easier
than the real world.
434
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,776
I just want my life
to be easier.
435
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,278
I miss my meal plan.
436
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:28,529
Oh.
Does that sound crazy?
437
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:29,780
It's a little weird.
438
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,199
That's crazy.
That food sucked.
439
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,868
But sometimes
I just wish...
440
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:36,495
I could come home.
441
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:37,580
No, no, no, no, no.
442
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:40,124
Zoey, you cannot
go backwards.
443
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,959
What do you think Future Zoey
is gonna say
444
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:43,294
when she looks back
at herself
445
00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:45,796
and sees that you gave up just
because things weren't easy?
446
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,256
Yeah.
447
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:49,550
Also, you have always wanted
to live in New York.
448
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,302
It's all you've ever
talked about.
449
00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:54,138
Yeah, I know.
450
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:56,557
What if I'm not ready for
the life I always talked about?
451
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,643
We are never ready.
452
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:01,896
Yeah.
But that's just life.
453
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:05,650
We both need to take
that next step forward.
454
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:06,817
Yeah.
455
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,488
This is weird.
Yeah.
456
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:11,906
Us talking like this,
like...
457
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,824
Yeah.
...adults.
458
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,910
I mean, you're just
a real grown-up, dude.
459
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,662
Yeah, you too.
It's...
460
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:19,872
so weird.
461
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,750
Also, it seems like the elder
Johnsons have a type.
462
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,001
What do you mean?
463
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:27,880
You know, Kiela is
Luca's little sister.
464
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,258
No!
Mm-hmm.
465
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:32,969
Oh, my -- Oh, my God.
466
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,595
Uh, excuse me.
Bartender?
467
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:35,888
I'll have
what she's having.
468
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,516
Make it a double double.
You're gonna need it.
469
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,768
♪ Step out when I do it ♪
470
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,478
♪ Got the phone
with the panoramic views ♪
471
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:43,729
♪ 'Cause my view different ♪
472
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,565
♪ Let 'em watch how I do it ♪
473
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:46,691
♪ Mr. Wild Wild West ♪
474
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,442
Hey.
Hey.
475
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:50,570
I am so sorry
that I was out there
476
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:54,156
acting like a spring-breaker
on South Padre Island.
477
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:56,075
[ Chuckles ]
I was just having
a good time,
478
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:59,745
and then I didn't want
that time to ever end.
479
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,914
Why? I thought things were
going good in New York.
480
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,499
Yeah, they are.
481
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:07,420
Anti-Muse is bigger than
I could've ever imagined, but...
482
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,964
I only have work-friends,
and I'm starting
483
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:14,719
to really hate being away
from my family and from you.
484
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:17,430
I thought coming back to Cal U
would bring out the old me,
485
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:20,474
but I think
that chapter's closed.
486
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:25,021
And I'm okay with that.
487
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:27,481
Look, Zoey, I love you,
and whatever you want,
488
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:30,318
wherever you want to be,
we'll make it work.
489
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:32,361
All right?
490
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,280
So you got
this flight tomorrow.
Yeah.
491
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,949
What do you want to do
until then?
492
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,702
Just make the most
of our time together.
493
00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:41,954
Let's do that.
Yeah.
494
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,664
I love you.
495
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,416
I love you.
496
00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:47,293
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
497
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:52,465
♪♪
498
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,635
Zoey: New beginnings are
exciting and terrifying
499
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:59,013
for the same reason --
500
00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:01,432
anything can happen.
501
00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:03,893
What?
[ Laughs ]
502
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,353
I mean...
503
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,355
[ Yoste's "Arc" plays ]
504
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:10,650
♪ Heaving ♪
505
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:14,028
♪ Hollow ♪
506
00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:17,365
♪ Breathing ♪
507
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:18,908
♪ So slow ♪
508
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:21,744
Oh, guys,
you remember Junior.
509
00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:23,871
What's up, y'all?
What's up?
510
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:27,750
♪ But tiring ♪
511
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,294
♪ Lost sight ♪
512
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,962
♪ Climbing ♪
513
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:35,132
♪ Coming to rest ♪
514
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:38,219
After graduation,
everyone tells you
515
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:41,263
you have your whole life
ahead of you.
516
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:45,434
But no one ever tells you
just how scary that is.
517
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,978
♪ I could breathe
in the colors so bright ♪
518
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:51,315
For the first time,
you're really on your own.
519
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:56,153
♪♪
520
00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:58,239
Junior: Sometimes you have to
start over
521
00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:01,367
to get where you need to go.
522
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,285
And you know what?
523
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:04,787
Both: I'm not scared.
524
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:12,086
Let's get it right this time,
gentlemen.
525
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:13,254
This is a love song to someone
who lives 3,000 miles away.
526
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:14,547
Give it to me with some soul,
right?
527
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,549
5, 6, 7, 8.
528
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:17,717
♪ You're a hot girl ♪
Hot!
529
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:18,759
♪ You do hot sh... ♪
Sh!
530
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:19,885
♪ You're a hot girl ♪
Hot!
531
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,053
♪ You do hot sh... ♪
532
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,346
♪ You're a hot girl ♪
533
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:23,889
♪ You do hot sh...,
you're a hot girl ♪
534
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,057
What are we
talkin' about?
535
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,767
Give it to 'em
tender now.
536
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:27,852
[ Softly ]
♪ You do hot sh... ♪
537
00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:29,228
♪ You're a hot girl ♪
538
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,604
♪ You do hot sh... ♪
♪ You do hot sh... ♪
539
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:31,731
♪ You're a hot girl,
you do hot sh... ♪
540
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,232
I don't think they can
hear us in the back.
541
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,025
2, 3, hey!
[ Loudly ]
♪ You're a hot girl ♪
542
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,652
♪ You're a hot girl, what ♪
♪ You do hot sh ♪
543
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,070
What!
♪ You're a hot girl ♪
544
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,321
♪ You do hot sh... ♪
545
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:40,322
My baby's hot.
♪ You're a hot girl ♪
546
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,616
My baby's hot.
My baby's hot.
547
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:43,743
♪ You do hot sh... ♪
548
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:44,618
♪ You're a hot girl ♪
549
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,620
2, 3, and zzt!