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Zaara:
Where are my headphones?
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I have to have them here
somewhere.
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♪
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where are my earbuds?!
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I just put them here!
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One thing I wasn't prepared for
in college is having a roommate.
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Earbuds don't have feet!
Earbuds don't wander off!
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Junior: I mean,
yeah, I have siblings,
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and I even lived
with a girlfriend once,
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but this is different.
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What are you looking at?!
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And that's because zaara ali
has always been a fighter.
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She fought for her life
in the hospital.
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[ zaara crying ]
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she fought to be respected.
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She fought her way
through the boys
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for her spot on the field.
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[ crowd cheering ]
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she fought for her identity.
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Nice butch boots, lez!
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Thanks!
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And ever since
we've become roommates...
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I said,
what are you looking at?!
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...She's been fighting with me.
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Nothing.
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Are those my earbuds,
klepto?
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Uh, they're
definitely not.
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My grandma got these for me
as a gift for easter.
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Oh, grandma
got you earbuds?
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My grandma got married off
to a man she didn't love
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after her village flooded.
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My grandma
blew up a boat once.
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That's neither
here nor there.
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♪
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okay.
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If I find out
these are mine,
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I'm gonna cut your ear off
in your sleep.
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Van gogh style.
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[ ding! ]
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♪ watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ learn something new
every day ♪
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♪ I don't know,
so I'mma feel my way ♪
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♪ got the weight
of the world on me ♪
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♪ but no regrets,
this is what I say ♪
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♪ watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
♪ you can tell me ♪
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♪ my heart beating so loud ♪
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♪ mama, look, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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[ laughter ]
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yo!
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Hey.
You guys like me, right?
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[ laughs ]
hey, boo, I got this one.
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Hey, you is kind,
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you is smart,
you is important.
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I am serious.
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If there is one thing
that I have going for me,
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aside from natural curls
and 6 feet of height,
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it is that I am somebody
that everybody likes.
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Everybody
except for zaara.
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I mean, it sounds like
a hater to me.
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And you gotta know,
haters is gonna hate.
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Say, "later, hater."
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and, you know, let that hater
be your motivator.
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You know what I'm sayin'?
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Bro, do you get all of your
advice from lil wayne lyrics?
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Yeah.
Hey, I think it might be
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just, like, a straight-dude,
lesbian thing.
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What do you mean?
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You know how, like,
super-straight dudes
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and lesbians don't mix?
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It's like potato salad
and raisins.
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Like, you're not gonna
eat that.
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But --
but we're friends, slick.
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[ scoffs ] nah.
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Every time I turn around,
you just there, bam.
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I gave you
half my fries.
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Well, then she has got
the wrong idea about me.
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I am for equal rights.
I have voted for gay causes.
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Bro, do you even have
any gay friends?
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My aunt's gay.
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You're just not down, bro.
He's just not down.
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Damn. Am I not down?
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I've always thought there's
no question that I'm an ally.
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If there's one thing
I'm good at,
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it's appreciating a woman.
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Did that sound sexual?
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I did not mean for that
to be sexual.
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Okay. You guys have given me
something to think about.
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♪
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thank you.
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Hi. Yes.
Can I get a americano?
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Heavy cream, seven splendas,
a drop of caramel,
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a dash of cinnamon,
just mix it all in there.
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Don't judge me.
I like it sweet. Thank you.
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So, dude, what are you
doing here? Do you have
the day off or what?
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I thought you had work.
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I'm killing it so much
at work right now...
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This is a big mistake.
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You can get your final check
at the end of the week.
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Ohh.
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I'm ahead on all
my accounts, so...
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Ohh.
Boss moves only, huh?
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Only way I move.
That's what I like to hear.
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So you got this then,
right, boss?
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[ register beeping ]
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yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got us.
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Thank you.
I got it next time.
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I just --
I got that.
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I just paid rent,
and the university
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only hands out checks
biweekly,
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so gotta keep the lights on,
even if that means
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not having my razor
plugged in at the same time.
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Yeah, I was gonna say,
your shit looks kind of patchy.
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That's not a nice thing
to say to someone.
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Sorry.
You know?
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My bad.
What are you gonna do?
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Yo, did you see this?
Look at this.
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Global studies department.
"we've got them all."
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we're not pokémon.
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Why are diverse voices
only important
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in the global
studies department?
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Why doesn't the chemistry
department look like that?
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Or economics?
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Yeah, no, the economy's --
the economy crazy, bro.
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But, anyway, things
are really fuego for me
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right now
professionally.
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That's some spanish
I picked up
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for one of our
brazilian clients.
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I thought they speak
portuguese over there.
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Yeah, that -- that's the point
of the whole campaign.
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It's to make spanish the new
national language of brazil.
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It's a whole thing.
It's gonna be fire.
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[ cellphone rings and buzzes ]
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I'mma take this.
This is my frat brother ray.
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Yeah.
I gotta hook him up
with one of our clients.
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Keep everything real.
Keep the synergy going.
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Mm-hmm.
You know?
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Do your thing, man.
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Ray! Yeah, buddy.
So, we're, uh --
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we're good for the interview
tomorrow at 2:00 p.M., yeah?
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Great.
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Aaron: Amongst dr. Du bois'
strongest arguments
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for viewing this time period
as a success
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is the establishment
of public education in the south
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for the very first time, yes?
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And one of the most overlooked
aspects in du bois' critique
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of the historical framing
of reconstruction
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was how the negro thought
they'd be overlooked
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when trying to sneak
into my class late.
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That is the third time
this month.
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Guys, come on.
This is a seminar, okay?
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You can't get lost in the crowd.
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I can literally see
every single one of you,
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from josiah,
who still pops his collar
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for reasons we don't understand,
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to jonathan in the back,
who sleeps with his eyes open.
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He thinks he's fooling us.
He's fooling no one.
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And to michelle
with the adult braces.
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Yes, ma'am.
[lisping]
my name's danielle.
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That's what I said, michelle.
Thank you so much.
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Now, listen,
I don't tolerate lateness --
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not in my students
nor their assignments, okay?
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My assignment's not late.
I just sent it to you.
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[ beeping ]
what do you --
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okay. Let's see.
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[ upbeat music playing ]
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annika: Oh, hello, there.
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You're just in time for
my report on w.E.B. Du bois'
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quintessential work,
"black reconstruction."
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[ jackhammer pounding,
wolf-whistles ]
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prior to its publishing
in 1935, it was widely felt
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that reconstruction
had been a total fail.
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This view was espoused in 1878
by james pike
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in "the prostrate state."
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[ fart sound ]
gross.
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That's offensive.
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But it was propagated
by an overall
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scholarly acceptance
of white supremacy
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during a time of widespread
southern disenfranchisement
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for most african-americans
and a gang of caucasians.
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[ ding ]
rent is too damn high!
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[ laughter ]
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so good.
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In 1929,
prominent black activist
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and all-around bad bitch
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anna julia cooper asked...
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♪ there's nothing wrong
with lovin' who you are ♪
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♪ she said, "'cause
he made you perfect, babe" ♪
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[ door opens ]
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hey, roomie!
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Welcome home
to your safe space.
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[ door closes ]
what the hell is this?
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Well, I realized today
that I have never taken the time
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to acknowledge you
for the strong,
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indian-american,
gay goddess that you are.
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So I decided that, tonight,
we are gonna make it
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room 212's first annual
ally appreciation night.
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What's that smell?
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Oh.
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♪ baby, I was born this way ♪
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it's a vindaloo fondue.
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I took all the curry spices
and mixed them
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with a curated blend
of cheeses.
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Why would you fill
a 200-square-foot room
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with indian food
and cheese?
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Bro, don't worry!
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We will crack a window
during the after-dinner movie.
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I've got the 2016
glaad award-winning film "carol"
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ready for us to watch.
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Bro, I don't want to watch
a lesbian love story
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with you, ever.
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And I'm not eating any of
your cheesy indian hate crime.
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Okay. I have tried.
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I have really made an effort
to connect with you
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and to make our dorm
a comfortable living space,
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but you just don't
[bleep] with me, heavy!
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You're right.
I don't [bleep] with you.
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But everybody does!
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Why are you so against
being my friend?
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I don't want your lesbian love
fest or your anal organizing.
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I don't want a bff,
and if I did, it wouldn't be
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some silly-looking
straight dude like you.
Sill--
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I just want a roommate
that leaves me alone!
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Fine! Okay!
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You want me
to leave you alone.
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Then I will just leave you
all the way alone.
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We're done!
Good!
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Great!
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♪
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know what?
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You don't deserve
this vindaloo.
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♪♪
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[ door closes ]
[ ding! ]
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come on, come on. Got 'im!
Aaron: You saw that?
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Yo, first the school
disrespects me,
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then this freshman
disrespects me.
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I'm beginning to not like
this whole adult-life thing.
[ shooting on screen ]
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yeah, I mean, it just
feels like it was easier
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when we were in school,
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kickin' it and playing
video games all day.
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I mean, that's kind of
what we're doing right now.
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With the crushing weight
of adulthood on our shoulders.
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[ door opens ]
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dudes, it is over for me
and zaara as friends...
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[ door closes ]
...And maybe roommates.
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But you know what?
I don't need her to like me.
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How'd he get
in your apartment?
250
00:09:15,538 --> 00:09:17,088
Well, zoey made me
give him a key.
251
00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:19,057
I even have to put
a deadbolt on the door
when I'm taking a shower.
252
00:09:19,176 --> 00:09:21,393
He has no respect
for boundaries.
253
00:09:21,511 --> 00:09:24,212
What if I put in a request
for a room change?
254
00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:25,897
What do you think
she'd think about that?
255
00:09:26,016 --> 00:09:27,548
Nice.
Giving her what she wants.
256
00:09:27,651 --> 00:09:29,434
That'll show her
who's boss.
257
00:09:29,552 --> 00:09:32,887
Listen, freshman --
no, that's weird.
258
00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:34,239
Junior. Listen, junior.
259
00:09:34,391 --> 00:09:36,908
Having a crazy roommate is
a part of being in college.
260
00:09:37,027 --> 00:09:39,361
Me and my freshman roommate,
we didn't even last
a whole six months.
261
00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:40,728
What happened?
I don't know.
262
00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:42,998
Something about him not liking
my freestyle drumming,
263
00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,866
which is ridiculous.
Yeah.
264
00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:47,619
Anyway, the point is,
roommate drama's a part of it.
265
00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:50,005
Just don't let it
throw you off your game.
266
00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,790
You just need to
get with some people
267
00:09:51,908 --> 00:09:53,191
who really
appreciate you.
268
00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:55,743
Isn't -- isn't the shirts
and skins party coming up?
269
00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:57,178
Yeah.
Oh, uh, that naked party.
270
00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:58,246
Yeah.
Is that a real thing?
271
00:09:58,348 --> 00:09:59,264
Oh, it's real,
alright.
272
00:09:59,383 --> 00:10:01,132
Absolutely.
And it's very ratchet.
273
00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,635
Just ass and racks
on display for you.
274
00:10:03,753 --> 00:10:05,887
Okay. I can get behind that.
Y'all going or...?
275
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,272
Oh, no.
Of course not, dude.
276
00:10:07,424 --> 00:10:09,590
I'm a professor.
Have some respect.
I'm grown.
277
00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:11,926
[ explosion ]
whoa! Get the bazooka!
Get the bazooka!
278
00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:14,362
Well, quit telling me how to
play the game and guard my six!
279
00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:17,866
Okay. Good. Great.
I am going to a naked party.
280
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,100
Oh, that was close.
281
00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:20,986
Hey, uh,
future brother-in-law,
282
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,654
is it cool if I crash
on this couch?
283
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,272
Seems like you guys
are pretty close
284
00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:25,790
to wrapping
this game up, right?
285
00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:30,611
Ahh.
Let me get the...
286
00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:32,497
You need to change
the locks on your door.
287
00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:34,082
You want to
get in on this?
288
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,634
I'm good, thank you.
Okay.
289
00:10:35,752 --> 00:10:37,285
♪
290
00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:38,920
♪ I'm sorry for... ♪
291
00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:41,289
yo, yo, yo.
292
00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:42,290
Hey.
293
00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:43,975
What's up?
What's going on, man?
294
00:10:44,094 --> 00:10:45,393
Yo, I'm, uh --
295
00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:47,795
I'm truly grateful for this job
opportunity, man, really.
296
00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:49,648
Come on, bro. You know
we blood in and out the yard.
297
00:10:49,799 --> 00:10:51,266
Yeah.
And you've always been
a hard worker.
298
00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:53,518
I can't knock your hustle.
Well, this is
much appreciated.
299
00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:55,937
And I've already been ruminating
on a couple ideas
300
00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:57,772
for, you know,
your businesses.
301
00:10:57,858 --> 00:11:00,859
You know, just some market
research and suggestions
302
00:11:00,977 --> 00:11:02,277
for the next
three quarters,
303
00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:04,029
guaranteed to
up your productivity
304
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,031
with minimal
investment, bro.
305
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:10,201
Listen. Uh, I think we got
our wires crossed, man.
306
00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:11,670
I'm just looking for somebody
that's not afraid
307
00:11:11,788 --> 00:11:12,871
to get they hands dirty.
That's all.
308
00:11:12,989 --> 00:11:15,423
Oh, I'm ready to get
straight filthy.
309
00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:17,292
I mean, you know...
310
00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:19,177
As a barback.
311
00:11:20,663 --> 00:11:23,848
You really gonna slap me in the
face with a barback position?
312
00:11:23,967 --> 00:11:26,217
Well, it sounded like you
were in a real tight spot,
313
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,002
and it's all I got open
right now, so...
314
00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:30,221
Alright.
Well, you can keep that open.
315
00:11:30,340 --> 00:11:32,223
I didn't major in
scraping jalapeño poppers
316
00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,726
off of party platters.
317
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:35,894
Later, man.
318
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:41,866
♪
319
00:11:42,018 --> 00:11:44,285
okay. Here we go.
320
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,571
I wish she would come in late.
321
00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:49,124
Ooh, I wish she would. Come on.
322
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,659
Annika really about to come
into my office hours late?
323
00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:54,746
[ chuckles ] she does not know
who she's messing with. Mnh-mnh.
324
00:11:54,864 --> 00:11:57,048
Good afternoon,
professor jackson.
325
00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:58,666
So nice of you
to carve out some time
326
00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:01,669
in your busy schedule
to check in on me. What's up?
327
00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:03,421
"what's up? What's up?"
have a seat, please.
328
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:04,756
I'll tell you what's up.
329
00:12:04,874 --> 00:12:06,224
You made a mockery
of my assignment
330
00:12:06,376 --> 00:12:09,394
and a mockery of the great
dr. W.E.B. Du bois
331
00:12:09,513 --> 00:12:11,429
by sending in
that bootleg tiktok
332
00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:13,064
on some black
reese witherspoon ish.
333
00:12:13,216 --> 00:12:15,716
I'm sorry --
my black reconstruction project
334
00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:17,769
is anything but bootleg.
335
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,054
♪
336
00:12:20,157 --> 00:12:22,557
these are what we
in the social-media world
337
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,275
like to call "analytics."
338
00:12:24,394 --> 00:12:26,828
it tells us how many people
have seen our posts,
339
00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:29,114
a.K.A. How many coins
we can snatch.
340
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,749
And this shows
how many views
341
00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:33,451
my "bootleg" assignment has
right now.
342
00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:41,292
That's the number right there?
100,988 views. Wow.
343
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:44,679
And counting. Since posted
less than 24 hours ago.
344
00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:47,132
Not to mention
20,000-plus reposts
345
00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:50,418
and 400,000-plus likes,
including one from cordae.
346
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:51,519
And that's not counting
347
00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:53,271
the reposts of the reposts,
professor.
348
00:12:53,390 --> 00:12:55,890
Okay. So, what?
Some rappers got behind it.
349
00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:56,975
That's great and all.
You still dis--
350
00:12:57,093 --> 00:12:59,594
no, no, no, no.
Not just rappers.
351
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:03,398
Real changemakers, like
stacey abrams, color of change,
352
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,533
and rachel cargle
promoted it, too.
353
00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:07,285
Rachel cargle?
Yep.
354
00:13:07,404 --> 00:13:10,271
Now #blackreconstruction
is trending,
355
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:13,107
right after #ririsfeet.
356
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,960
Okay. Alright.
You know what?
357
00:13:16,079 --> 00:13:17,278
I'm gonna be honest.
When you came in here today,
358
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,663
I was ready to just --
359
00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:21,282
just humiliate you, really,
make an example out of you.
360
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:24,118
But you have given me
an idea.
361
00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:25,220
Wait. I'm sorry.
Yeah.
362
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,671
You were gonna
humiliate me?
363
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:28,173
Oh, yeah.
It was gonna be bad.
364
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,591
Probably would've
gotten fired for it.
365
00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:31,593
But we don't have to worry
about that.
366
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:34,462
Because you've inspired me.
Dismissed!
367
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,631
♪ eh, yeah, we hot,
know how we do it ♪
368
00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:38,966
♪ comin' straight out
the fryin' pan ♪
369
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:42,520
♪ top of the world, feelin'
just like I'm flyin', man, eh ♪
370
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:43,988
junior: You know what?
371
00:13:44,107 --> 00:13:47,108
Who cares if I have a roommate
who hates me?
372
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:49,694
I am a fun, likable guy,
and it is Wednesday night,
373
00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:53,031
so I'm gonna have a fun time
at this shirts and skins party.
374
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:56,034
I mean, obviously,
it is still a school night,
375
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,702
so I will be leaving by 1:00,
376
00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:00,171
but it's a hump day naked party!
377
00:14:00,323 --> 00:14:03,458
So from now until...12:59,
378
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,993
I'm gonna tear it up.
379
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,846
Bro.
380
00:14:07,964 --> 00:14:09,830
What's going on?
381
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:12,050
Yo, I thought
this was a naked party.
382
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,018
It is, but it's split
into two areas --
383
00:14:14,170 --> 00:14:16,387
shirts...
[ dinging ]
384
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,839
...And inside, skins.
385
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,808
Ah.
386
00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:22,644
This shirts section's
pretty packed, huh?
387
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,646
Yeah, very few
are brave enough
388
00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:26,347
to venture
into the skins room.
389
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:29,567
I'll probably head in,
but I'm too sober right now.
390
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,152
Yo, do I need
to be oiled up?
391
00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:32,820
I feel like a lot of people
are oiled up.
392
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:34,372
Chill, bro.
393
00:14:34,491 --> 00:14:36,040
Let's get some
skins room courage.
394
00:14:36,159 --> 00:14:37,375
Okay.
395
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,361
Together:
You've gotta be kidding me.
396
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,029
I specifically went out
397
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,581
the fire escape
to avoid running into you.
398
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:44,799
What are you
even doing here?
399
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:46,668
You just come to stand
in the corner and judge?
400
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:47,868
Um, I'm here to have fun
401
00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:50,421
with my actual,
chosen friend, slick.
402
00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:53,341
Ha! Your idea of fun
is studying for the sats.
403
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:57,011
[laughing] uh, I'm tripping
way too hard for this.
404
00:14:57,097 --> 00:15:00,064
Trust me -- you do not want
to air out dorm business
405
00:15:00,183 --> 00:15:01,349
in these streets.
406
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:03,234
Mnh.
I do not have time for this.
407
00:15:03,353 --> 00:15:05,436
Come on, zeke.
Let's go into the skins room.
408
00:15:05,555 --> 00:15:07,906
I know zaara doesn't have
the balls to go in.
409
00:15:08,057 --> 00:15:09,324
Oh, my ovaries are bigger
410
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,693
than your "testicles"
will ever be.
411
00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:13,328
You should get that
checked out.
412
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:17,248
[ chuckles ]
yeah, sis.
413
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,566
Yeah!
414
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,251
What you about to do, bro?
Huh!
415
00:15:20,370 --> 00:15:23,087
Shoot.
Ain't no thang.
416
00:15:23,239 --> 00:15:24,405
Hold that for me.
417
00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:26,090
[ onlookers murmuring ]
418
00:15:26,209 --> 00:15:33,581
♪
419
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,583
unh-unh! No halfsies.
420
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:44,075
♪
421
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:44,943
[ ding! ]
422
00:15:47,429 --> 00:15:49,614
♪ let's go ♪
423
00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:52,150
♪ let's go ♪
424
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:55,286
♪ you know what it is,
and you know what it isn't ♪
425
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:57,638
♪ black sheep
don't need no shepherd ♪
426
00:15:57,741 --> 00:15:59,640
♪ black sheep
don't need no shepherd ♪
427
00:15:59,693 --> 00:16:02,276
♪ say it one time,
two times for the record ♪
428
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,478
♪ black sheep
don't need no shepherd ♪
429
00:16:04,581 --> 00:16:06,614
♪ black sheep
don't need no shepherd ♪
430
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:08,282
should we sit?
431
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,752
Um, do we put a towel
down first?
432
00:16:12,321 --> 00:16:13,504
That guy didn't.
433
00:16:13,623 --> 00:16:18,793
♪
434
00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:21,312
too comfy guy: You know,
when my parents split,
I-I took it real hard.
435
00:16:21,431 --> 00:16:24,766
I think that's why I have issues
opening up, ya know?
436
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,017
Oh!
No, thank you.
437
00:16:26,136 --> 00:16:27,769
God, please,
just close back up.
Oh, my...
438
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,137
Mnh.
[ chuckles ]
439
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,522
I don't know what I was
expecting a naked party to be,
440
00:16:31,641 --> 00:16:33,674
but this is not it.
No.
441
00:16:33,777 --> 00:16:36,778
You have beautiful eyes.
I keep getting lost in them.
442
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:40,631
Aw. Thanks. I -- I keep getting
lost in -- in yours, too.
443
00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:41,616
Oh.
444
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,317
[ crunch ]
445
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,352
♪
446
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:46,353
ugh.
447
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,873
No.
Just leave it.
448
00:16:48,992 --> 00:16:50,742
Bro, just let it go.
Oh.
449
00:16:50,860 --> 00:16:52,744
Oh, that's so gross.
That's so gross.
That's so gross.
450
00:16:52,862 --> 00:16:54,746
Just get more guac.
451
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:56,464
♪
452
00:16:56,549 --> 00:17:00,051
ew. What kind of hair
do you think that is?
453
00:17:00,170 --> 00:17:02,336
Could literally
be any kind.
454
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:05,223
[ both laugh ]
455
00:17:05,341 --> 00:17:06,891
ohh...
456
00:17:07,010 --> 00:17:08,476
Do you wanna bounce?
457
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,711
Yeah. Let's get the hell
out of here.
458
00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:13,014
♪ black sheep
don't need no shepherd ♪
459
00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:19,103
yeah.
Boss moves only.
460
00:17:19,222 --> 00:17:22,407
[ cellphone rings and buzzes ]
461
00:17:22,525 --> 00:17:24,108
yo.
What's going on, pop?
462
00:17:24,227 --> 00:17:26,894
Doug's dad: There he is!
Too busy to pick up
your dad's calls, huh?
463
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:30,397
No, my bad. I've just had
so much stuff going on.
464
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,200
I told your moms you was
just loaded with work,
465
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:34,235
but you know
she likes to worry.
Oh, I know.
466
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:35,953
We're both really proud
of you, son.
467
00:17:36,072 --> 00:17:38,339
Your moms can't stop bragging
to the ladies at church.
468
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,574
It's --
it's really nothing.
469
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:43,410
But you know I'm always here
for you if you need anything.
470
00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:46,214
Advice, money.
Anything.
471
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:47,882
Actually, I...
472
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:52,053
Nah, it's all good.
473
00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:54,522
It's just nice to hear
your voice, pop.
474
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:57,058
If you think
you're proud of me now,
475
00:17:57,143 --> 00:18:00,695
wait till you hear about this
new client I have in brazil.
476
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:03,731
Zaara: No way!
Moist chip.
477
00:18:03,817 --> 00:18:04,932
Junior: Yeah. Moist.
Soggy chip.
478
00:18:05,034 --> 00:18:06,284
Oh, this one
broke apart.
479
00:18:06,402 --> 00:18:09,954
You know what'd make
these nachos way better?
480
00:18:10,073 --> 00:18:11,205
Mnh-mnh.
481
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,207
A dash of dude's
chest hairs.
482
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:14,375
Revolting.
483
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:17,611
If I wasn't gay already,
I definitely am now.
484
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:20,131
Mm. It was like
a butcher's shop in there.
485
00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:23,468
Just meat swinging to and fro,
back and forth.
486
00:18:25,388 --> 00:18:27,288
You know, honestly,
I did not peg you
487
00:18:27,390 --> 00:18:29,123
for someone who would go
to a naked party.
488
00:18:29,225 --> 00:18:30,975
I am full of surprises.
489
00:18:31,094 --> 00:18:33,060
No, you're not.
490
00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:34,295
No, I'm not.
491
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:37,315
But I'm also
not closed-minded.
492
00:18:37,433 --> 00:18:40,268
Look, if I was roommates
with somebody who didn't have
493
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,970
any black friends, I think
I'd be a bit wary of them, too.
494
00:18:43,072 --> 00:18:44,939
It bothers me that
I don't have gay friends
495
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:46,807
and that I've never
even thought about it.
496
00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:49,977
So I get why
you don't like me.
497
00:18:50,079 --> 00:18:52,479
It's not that.
498
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:54,499
Balancing school and
my internship at the hospital
499
00:18:54,617 --> 00:18:56,918
has been a struggle.
500
00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:59,871
My whole life has been running
towards becoming a doctor,
501
00:18:59,989 --> 00:19:02,489
and I feel like I'm tripping
at the starting line.
502
00:19:02,592 --> 00:19:04,625
But what if this isn't
just a rough start?
503
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:07,845
What if I'm just
not cut out for this?
504
00:19:07,964 --> 00:19:09,663
Hey, as someone that
you've been pretty hard on,
505
00:19:09,766 --> 00:19:12,499
I think I can say you're
being too hard on yourself.
506
00:19:12,602 --> 00:19:15,186
I literally dropped out
of college on my first day,
507
00:19:15,305 --> 00:19:16,670
so trust me --
I understand
508
00:19:16,773 --> 00:19:18,639
what it means
to get off to a rough start.
509
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,641
You dropped out
one day into college?
510
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:23,060
This isn't about me!
511
00:19:23,179 --> 00:19:24,678
I'm just saying,
I understand pressure,
512
00:19:24,781 --> 00:19:26,147
and I know
what it can do to you.
513
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:28,515
So if something is bugging you,
just let me know,
514
00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:31,152
and I'll do what I can.
515
00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:33,287
Anything?
516
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:34,539
Anything.
517
00:19:34,657 --> 00:19:36,190
Can I borrow
your earbuds?
518
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:38,525
I legit have no idea
where I put mine.
519
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,127
Oh, you know what?
Keep them.
520
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:41,162
Really?
Mm-hmm.
521
00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:42,580
Thanks!
522
00:19:42,698 --> 00:19:44,882
Want to listen to something
together on our walk back?
523
00:19:45,001 --> 00:19:47,534
Great. Let me just type
"queer indian doctor playlist"
524
00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:48,719
into my spotify.
525
00:19:48,838 --> 00:19:50,221
If I didn't know
you were joking,
526
00:19:50,340 --> 00:19:52,590
I would punch your penis
back into your body.
527
00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:53,874
Wow.
That is harsh.
528
00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:55,960
You're really harsh
with the insults.
529
00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:00,848
Come on, man.
You've got this. Alright?
530
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,016
You got nothing to lose.
531
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:03,985
If the school
isn't gonna listen to you,
532
00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:05,570
you gotta make them
listen to you.
533
00:20:05,688 --> 00:20:08,439
Gotta make this university live
up to its pledge of diversity,
534
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,441
and what you have to say
is more important
535
00:20:10,559 --> 00:20:13,277
than any teen dance challenge.
536
00:20:13,396 --> 00:20:16,163
Alright. Here we go.
537
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:17,398
What are you doing, though?
538
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:18,916
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
539
00:20:19,035 --> 00:20:21,869
Y-you're a professor, damn it.
A professor!
540
00:20:21,955 --> 00:20:24,538
You've worked your whole life
for this!
541
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,624
Got a 401(k).
542
00:20:26,742 --> 00:20:28,242
You're gonna embarrass yourself.
543
00:20:28,344 --> 00:20:30,261
[ ding! ]
544
00:20:30,380 --> 00:20:31,679
just quit being a bitch
and do it.
545
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:34,215
Ohh. You calling me a bitch?
546
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:36,801
[ chuckles ]
alright. Heard ya.
547
00:20:36,919 --> 00:20:39,053
[ breathes deeply ]
548
00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:40,137
wakanda forever.
549
00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:41,755
[ panther snarls ]
[ beep ]
550
00:20:41,858 --> 00:20:43,257
hey. How you guys doing?
551
00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:46,894
Professor aaron jackson here,
and today I'm going to be rating
552
00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:49,397
cal u's faculty diversity
by department.
553
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:50,898
[ ding! ]