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♪♪

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♪ Yo, hey, I put the work in ♪

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♪ Work in ♪

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♪ And now we work it ♪

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♪ Ooh, yeah ♪

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♪ Yeah, I put the work in ♪

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♪ Work in ♪

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♪ And now we work it ♪

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No, this is not
a Super Bowl E. D. commercial.

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I'm just putting in
my due diligence.

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I'm thinking about pledging
Gamma Psi Delta.

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Yo, Mike, go long!

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I am all for the advantages
of joining

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an exclusive
on-campus society.

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But after my experience
with the Crest,

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I definitely need
to try before I buy.

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♪ I be flexin' it
like it's textin' ♪

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Hey, yo, Mike,
not that far, bro!

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I don't think he can hear me.

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♪ Or in prison, prison, prison ♪

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You know, it's interesting,
'cause what I'm finding

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about this group
is that they don't see me

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as the awkward mama's boy
with a Pop Toy collection.

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They see me
as a Pop Toy collector

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and entrepreneur

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who isn't ashamed
of being a mama's boy.

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♪ Yeah ♪

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To moms!

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Together: To moms!

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♪ I put the work in ♪

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♪ Work in ♪

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♪ And now we work it ♪
I don't know,

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maybe these are my people.

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Cheers, dudes!

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All: Cheers!

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♪ Put the work in ♪
Hey.

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What the [bleep]

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Mnh-mnh-mnh.

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Nah, I'm just playing
with you, man!

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All: Ahh!
[ Laughter ]

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♪ Put the work in ♪

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I think I'mma be a Gamma!

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♪ And now we work ♪

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♪ Now we work, now we work ♪

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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪

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♪ I'm grown ♪

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♪ Learn something new
every day ♪

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♪ I don't know,
so I'mma feel my way ♪

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♪ Got the weight of the world
on me ♪

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♪ But no regrets,
this is what I say ♪

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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪

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♪ I'm grown ♪
♪ You can tell me ♪

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♪ My heart beating so loud ♪

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♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪

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♪ I'm grown ♪

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[ Exhales sharply ]

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What are you doing?

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Doing a little peek-a-boo
for my boo here.

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[ Cellphone camera clicks ]
I send Zoey

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in-action photos
of me being sexy

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around the house,
campus, Walmart, Costco.

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Great lighting
in Costco.

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You wouldn't believe.
Okay.

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So she can give you
a little love back, right?

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No, no. She's gonna be
president one day, so --

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Doug?
I need your help.

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How'd you know
he'd be here?

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Where else would he be?

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I think I wanna join
the Gammas.

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I've been waiting on this.

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Come on, bring it in.

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Oh, I knew you were
a Gamma man.

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Gamma man? Really?

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A frat's a frat. It doesn't
matter how you try and spin it.

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You can front like the chapters
are different,

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but we all know
it's just astrology

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for dudes
who like butt-chugging.

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Oh, bro, our -- our Council
banned backdoor beers in 1997.

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Don't listen to that.

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Look, the Gammas are nothing
like the pretty boy Epsilons

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or the party animal
Omicrons.

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We're all about serving looks
and our community.

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That's what it means
to be a G.

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Hmm.
I could be a G.

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My whole life,
I've been a J.

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But maybe I'm a G.

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Or you could just be you.

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I don't understand
the appeal.

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I'm not gonna do some
backwards-ass trauma ritual

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so that I can rock a bunch
of matching hoodies with guys

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whom I have nothing else
in common with.

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Pledging is not traumatic,
alright?

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Okay.
Didn't they brand you?

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I'm sorry,
they what now?

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They branded him.

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Sizzled his skin, blistered up,
pus everywhere.

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The branding is optional.

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That's gross.

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And that traces back to
a West African tribal tradition,

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Professor Jackson.

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You can spin it however
you want to spin it,

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still sounds
like cult shit to me.

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Alright, well, you know,
when you graduated,

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all you got was a degree.

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I got a brotherhood.

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I'm not your brother?
Alright, I'm not saying that.

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But, look, the Gammas,
we're like the mafia...

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minus the murder
and the drugs.

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I mean, besides the legal
and cool drugs.

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That's, you know...

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I'm pretty sure "mafia"
is the Italian word for "cult."

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[ Cellphone vibrates ]

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Ooh. I gotta take this.
Zoey's calling me.

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She said she'd show me
full knee this time,

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so it's pretty exciting.

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Enjoy drinking
the Kool-Aid, Junior.

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Okay.

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[ Sighs ] Alright, bro,
here's the deal,

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pledging is no joke.

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But if you listen to me,

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there's a good chance that
you'll get across that line.

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Wow.
Yeah.

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So you're like my rush
fairy godfather.

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Mm, I'm 100% not that.

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But the Gammas are just
looking for dudes

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who can take initiative,

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and you gotta be showing up
for everything.

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Word, word, word.

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Yeah, we've been hanging
a lot already,

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and I'm also going to

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that comedy fundraiser thing
on Friday.

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Oh.
We'll see.

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Hannibal Buress just
dropped out

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because he just got
into an injury

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on the set of
"Tag Two: You're It."

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Ah.
The brothers are scrambling.

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♪♪

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So the brothers are scrambling.

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♪♪

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What's up, Kiela?

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You interviewing, too?

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We met at the SJS meeting,
right?

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Uh, you made me
prove to you

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that I wasn't subscribed
to Ben Shapiro

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before I put my name
on the sign-up list?

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Right. Yeah.

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Um...Brendan.

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Brandon.
[ Chuckles ]

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Sorry, you're interviewing
for Director of Strategy

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for the Social
Justice Society?

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Yep.

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Oh.

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Yeah, I gotta say, I'm surprised
a blossoming anarcho-Marxist

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like yourself is interested
in something this...

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institutional.

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[ Chuckles ] Okay, look,
if you need, like,

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a résumé-padder
for your Peace Corps app,

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there's like a thriving hacky
sack club on the East Quad.

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And, you know,
just a -- an FYI,

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they've never given
this position to a freshman.

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Oh.

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Well, how often do they meet
a freshman

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who was on
Biden's transition team?

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Kiela.

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Come on in.

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Junior: If frat life's all about
having your brothers' backs,

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what better way to show
I'm worthy of pledging

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than pulling through
in their time of need?

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Yo, I heard
y'all were struggling

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with that whole
fundraiser thing,

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and, uh, I reached out to some
of my old advertising contacts,

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and if you want him...

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I got Malik Miles.

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Bro, are you serious?

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Malik is fire.

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So I should tell him
it's a go?

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Hell yeah, bro.
Lock it in.

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Hey, good stuff.

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[ Cellphone chimes ]
Hey, yo, never believe
what he just told me.

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♪♪

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Hey, how you guys doing?

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Professor Jackson here,
and today I'm gonna be rating

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Cal U's faculty diversity
by department.

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That's a few tiki torches shy
of a hate crime.

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Zero out of 10.

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Now, you see that?
That right there,

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that's giving '60s
country club whiteness,

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but there are some ladies
in the mix,

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so we'll give them

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a 2 out of 10.

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It's not great, but it's better
than the last one.

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Now, finally, see that?

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There's that Benetton energy
we've been looking for.

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You're probably wondering
what department that is.

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Is that History?
Film Studies?

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No, it isn't.

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It's Global Studies, guys.

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[ Echoing ] Global Studies.

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And you see that guy
right there in the corner?

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That's me, next to
all my friends

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that Cal U panic-hired
over the last six months.

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Junior: At first,
Aaron's TikTok flopped,

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until one student saw
the comic potential

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and used Aaron's sound
for his own riff...

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Aaron: Zero out of ten.

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Junior: ...rating
the lack of seasonings

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at various
dining hall stations.

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When it blew up,
suddenly students started using

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Aaron's sound to call out

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everything problematic
at Cal U.

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So after Aaron forgot
about his scream

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into the social media void,
it popped off too.

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Yo, bro.
Yo.

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Congrats on sticking it
to the man.

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Thanks? What -- What are you
talking about?

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Your TikTok.
It blew up.

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Check out the comments.

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Uh...

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Let's see here.

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"If Noah Beck and Malcolm X
had a baby."

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[ Laughs ]

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Oh, Lord help these kids.

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[ Cellphone chimes ]

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Hold on.

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Whoa, I just got like 100 kids
trying to audit my class.

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Wow.

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[ Cellphone chimes ]
101.

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Okay. Looks like people
are psyched to see

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Professor TikTok
in action.

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I guess so.

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♪♪

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Making change is about
getting people to stop

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and pay attention.

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Look, we all know the levers
of change are pulled by like

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five old white dudes
in a smoke-filled room.

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So the question is --

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Both: How do you get them
to listen?

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Collaborate, not alienate.

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Explosive, disruptive.

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Tactical, laser-focused.

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Drive the conversation
and mobilize revolution.

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Work behind the scenes toward
concrete, achievable goals.

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Kaden: I'm writing my thesis on
activism during the AIDS crisis.

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And do you know what
my biggest takeaway has been?

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Reagan was
a genocidal clown?

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[ Chuckles ]

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You need
the ACT UP die-hards

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handcuffing themselves
to the Stock Exchange,

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and you need the HRC insiders
lobbying senators.

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Do you see
what I'm getting at?

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Your tactics couldn't be
more different.

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Which is why you'll make
incredible co-directors.

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Congratulations.

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Comedy fundraiser Friday.

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It's a Gamma function.

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Malik Miles.

257
00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:37,892
Yo, guess who came through big
for the Gammas?

258
00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:38,935
What? So you guys
have, like,

259
00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:40,353
a secret handshake now
or something?

260
00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:43,189
It's okay,
I've seen his penis.

261
00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:45,984
Malik Miles?
I love him.

262
00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:47,444
Kiela:
What the hell is this?

263
00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:49,654
Junior booked Malik Miles
for the Gamma fundraiser.

264
00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:50,739
Don't ask for comps,
ladies.

265
00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:52,282
It's for charity.
Yeah.

266
00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:55,243
I'm not giving him a dime
and neither should anyone else.

267
00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,622
Junior, you can't bring
a [bleep] misogynist to Cal U.

268
00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:03,043
♪♪

269
00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:08,548
Back up.
What's the problem with Malik?

270
00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:09,758
He attacked a woman
during a show.

271
00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:11,593
Wait. You're not talking
about the wig snatch.

272
00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:12,510
It was years ago.

273
00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:13,887
I'm sorry, the what?

274
00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,096
How can you not know?

275
00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:16,222
Malik: Excuse me,
ghetto Cleopatra.

276
00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:17,474
But anyway, as I was saying,

277
00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:18,641
we got to put him
through a combine.

278
00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:19,726
You're about as funny
as colon cancer.

279
00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:21,311
Bitch,
if you don't shut --

280
00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:23,063
Someone snatch this busted
lace front off her head.

281
00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,939
I know you won't --
What? Aah!

282
00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:26,524
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
Oh.

283
00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:30,153
Give me my wig!
You give me my --

284
00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:32,072
I can't believe
you touched my damn wig!

285
00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,823
Take your ass back to
the streets where you belong.

286
00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,078
Whoa.
Kiela, I had no idea.

287
00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,080
Oh, my God,
cut the white knighting.

288
00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,164
Malik isn't even the one

289
00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:43,041
that did
the actual wig snatching.

290
00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:44,042
Some random did.

291
00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:45,794
Yeah.
Because Malik told him to.

292
00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:46,836
Yeah, and he didn't help
his case

293
00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:48,546
when he called her
the "B" word.

294
00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:50,381
No woman deserves
to be called that.

295
00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:52,383
Even my Organic Chemistry
professor,

296
00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:53,968
who can kindly
go straight to hell.

297
00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:55,929
Okay,
you're being mad extra.

298
00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,764
And he was like 20.

299
00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,849
And he stopped performing
for like over a year.

300
00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:00,850
He more than did his time.

301
00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:01,851
Okay, wait.
I'm sorry.

302
00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,686
Uh, he did his time?
Zaara: Right.

303
00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:04,771
A year without
a comedy special?

304
00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:06,106
Oh, no.

305
00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,232
What is that,
the new 25 to life?

306
00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:09,984
No, but he didn't commit
a crime either.

307
00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,319
And he apologized.

308
00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:12,403
Okay, see?

309
00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:13,613
He apologized.
Mm-hmm.

310
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,157
A half-assed apology
with a wink to his fans.

311
00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:18,868
He's not responsible
for some idiot teenagers

312
00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,120
snatching wigs
for clout.

313
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,496
Yes, he is.

314
00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:24,165
His apology is trash
unless he takes responsibility.

315
00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:26,126
Alright, Kiela, look,
I'll talk to the Gammas

316
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,210
and get it sorted out.

317
00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:31,673
♪♪

318
00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:35,802
Junior: While Aaron's TikTok lit
a fire among Cal U students,

319
00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:36,928
the reaction from

320
00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:39,931
his fellow professors
was...

321
00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,099
ice cold.

322
00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:43,977
♪♪

323
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,854
[ FaceTime rings ]

324
00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:46,855
Hey, babe.
Zoey: Hey!

325
00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:48,731
I'm surprised I got you.

326
00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,817
I mean, are you FaceTiming me
from the Hype House right now?

327
00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,277
That's very funny.

328
00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:55,697
You know, I have never dated
an influencer before.

329
00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:58,658
I guess Will in middle school
was really big on Vine,

330
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,411
and Luca had like
50,000 followers on IG.

331
00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:02,745
You know what?

332
00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:03,830
We really don't need
to get into it.

333
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:04,956
Yeah.

334
00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:06,916
How does it feel?
Uh, I dunno.

335
00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:09,419
I guess it feels good kind of
calling out the administration.

336
00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,713
My students
are way into it.

337
00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:13,381
But the professors
are pissed.

338
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:16,009
I got all these, uh,
stern-ass e-mails

339
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,760
from like half
the Global Studies department

340
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,596
talking about,
"Leave us out of it," so...

341
00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:20,763
Yeah.

342
00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,599
How well do these people
know you?

343
00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:25,727
I say hi when I'm
in the faculty lounge.

344
00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:27,478
If you want people to be
on your side,

345
00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:29,981
you're gonna have to
win them over a little bit.

346
00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:31,941
Show them that you're
one of them.

347
00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:34,694
When I started working with
veteran textile designers,

348
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,945
yeah, they were skeptical.

349
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:37,530
But I showed them
what I was about

350
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,158
and, sure,
kissed a little ass.

351
00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:43,453
But now Trisha and I get
bottomless mimosas every Sunday.

352
00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:45,038
That explains
those Sunday Snaps.

353
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,664
You get --
You get lit with her, huh?

354
00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:48,208
You know it.

355
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,668
But have you actually tried
getting to know them,

356
00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:52,503
like, as people?

357
00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:54,589
A bunch of them go to
grab drinks every Friday.

358
00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:56,299
Ugh, just --
I just don't want to do

359
00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:58,009
the whole
happy hour ass-kissing thing.

360
00:11:58,009 --> 00:11:59,802
I -- I kick ass.

361
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:00,929
I don't kiss it.

362
00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:02,764
Aaron, you should go.

363
00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,724
If you let them,
I'm sure they will see

364
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,017
the brilliant,

365
00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:07,852
very cool guy
that I know and love.

366
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:12,649
♪♪

367
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,275
Dude is funny as hell,
man.

368
00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,860
What's the problem?
I'm confused.

369
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,445
It's just, like,
if I would have known,

370
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,781
I wouldn't have called Malik
in the first place, you know?

371
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,282
[ Video game sound effects ]

372
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:23,660
[ Ding ]
Junior.

373
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,995
He was our age when
the shit went down, bro.

374
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,664
We make dumbass mistakes
all the time.

375
00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,791
You think we deserve
to be defined by them?

376
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,417
Well, no.

377
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,044
Plus, the man apologized.

378
00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:35,713
The fact is this is just
another young Black man

379
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,548
getting cut down
once he levels up.

380
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:39,801
They would've found a reason
no matter what he did.

381
00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:42,011
You are so right.

382
00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:43,805
How long are we supposed
to condemn one of our own?

383
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:45,556
That's what I'm saying.

384
00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:48,017
Look, booking Malik
was a win, bro.

385
00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:49,477
Plus, you came through
for us,

386
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,312
and the brothers
ain't gonna forget that.

387
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:54,941
Mike's got a point.

388
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,734
How am I supposed to say
I want to join a tradition

389
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,028
of elevating Black men
when I was so quick

390
00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:01,698
to do a 180 on Malik
over one mistake?

391
00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,199
Hey, look alive, man.

392
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,325
I just -- just killed you.

393
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:06,452
[ Warble ]

394
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,496
[ Cellphone chimes ]

395
00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:17,213
We need to do something
about Malik Miles.

396
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:20,466
We could draft a letter to the
Greek Life Oversight Committee.

397
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:23,052
Or we could shut
that shit down.

398
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,721
Okay, stopping someone
from telling jokes

399
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,180
isn't gonna help shelter
the unhoused

400
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,932
or end voter suppression.

401
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,976
This Twitter discourse
is just a distraction.

402
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:32,478
But what if it helps me
feel safer on this campus?

403
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:35,273
Come on.
No, when you act like
what he did is no big deal,

404
00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:36,941
it's like you're telling
Black women,

405
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:39,068
"Protecting you
is less important

406
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,194
than some dude's jokes."

407
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:41,696
Are you kidding?

408
00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:43,865
Both of the issues I just named
affect Black women.

409
00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:47,702
But I'm an actual Black woman
telling you what matters to me,

410
00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:50,496
and you can't be bothered.

411
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,457
Got it. Yeah.

412
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:53,875
I love being part
of this team.

413
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:56,377
It's really just
so much fun.

414
00:13:56,377 --> 00:14:00,506
♪♪

415
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:03,801
Mike got me thinking about
who society tries to cancel,

416
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,303
and just how easy it is

417
00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:06,888
to cancel a Black man.

418
00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:08,765
And points were made.

419
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,808
So the show was going on
as planned.

420
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:13,811
Okay, boys, Malik is en route,
doors open in five,

421
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:16,439
and the beer koozies that
the local brewery donated

422
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:17,732
are hidden under the seats.

423
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:19,067
You're in Oprah mode,
huh?

424
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:19,859
What can I say?

425
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,778
Listen, fellas.

426
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,446
When we're recruiting,

427
00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:26,699
this is what
we're looking for.

428
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:29,619
Yo, some girl's making
a big-ass scene in the lobby.

429
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:31,120
♪ Power, yeah,
we want it, yeah ♪

430
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,413
Together: [ Chanting ]
Shut it down!

431
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:35,374
Shut it down!
Shut it down!

432
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:36,709
Shut it down!

433
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,921
♪ Go hard, got me shootin'
for the stars ♪

434
00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:42,215
♪ I make it look easy
when it's hard ♪

435
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,217
♪ Go hard, yeah, I go hard ♪

436
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,431
Okay, you really want
to cancel a young Black man
over one mistake?

437
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,809
You were horrified
over that "one mistake."

438
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,936
But I guess you talked
yourself out of it,

439
00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:57,063
and now it's come to this.

440
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,065
Come to what?
There are literally five of you.

441
00:14:59,065 --> 00:14:59,774
What are you gonna do?

442
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,150
Brandon: Six.

443
00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:05,363
I don't know you,
but, okay, hi.

444
00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:06,864
Brandon.

445
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:09,075
And we're gonna do
whatever it takes, right?

446
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,576
You've made your point.

447
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:13,496
Now, please, just move
your demonstration to the side.

448
00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:15,665
No, I think we'll stay
right here.

449
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:16,707
[ Spectators groan ]

450
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:18,126
Shut it down!

451
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,544
Together: Shut it down!

452
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:21,087
Shut it down!

453
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,672
Shut it down!

454
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,674
Shut it down! Shut it down!
Man: Nobody cares!

455
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:25,842
Snatch her wig!

456
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:27,927
Shut it down! Shut it down!

457
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,930
♪♪

458
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,808
[ Chanting continues ]

459
00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:36,435
♪♪

460
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:38,646
Show these bitches out,
man!

461
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,690
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

462
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:43,818
Hey! We are not doing
the show tonight!

463
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:47,029
[ Crowd muttering ]

464
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:48,489
I'm sorry, but the show
is canceled.

465
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:49,615
[ Crowd boos ]

466
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:52,243
Look, your tickets
will be refunded.

467
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:54,370
Okay, okay,
boo all you want.

468
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,580
Boo all you want.

469
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:56,497
You still have to go home.

470
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:57,915
We're not doing this.

471
00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:00,710
[ Indistinct conversations ]

472
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:09,427
♪♪

473
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:18,102
♪♪

474
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:19,395
Bye.

475
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,689
You actually
shut it down.
[ Chuckles ]

476
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:24,442
A little more satisfying
than a letter campaign, huh?

477
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:25,902
Yeah.

478
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:28,154
Why'd you come?

479
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:31,657
Because I heard what you said,
and it got to me.

480
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:34,869
I mean, first I was
pissed and defensive.

481
00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,495
You think?

482
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:39,207
But I've learned that usually
that's a sign

483
00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:40,541
that someone's
telling me something

484
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:43,211
that I really
need to hear.

485
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,837
I thought what happened
with Malik Miles

486
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,882
didn't matter in the real world
because, for me, it doesn't.

487
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:52,553
But maybe I just needed
my "co-director"...

488
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:55,765
Oh.
...to show me
my blind spots.

489
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:56,599
Okay.

490
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:58,476
Uh, good.

491
00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:01,103
Anyway, we should schedule
a strategy sesh.

492
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,898
SJS wants to mobilize action
on pushing Cal U

493
00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:06,525
to go carbon neutral,
ASAP.

494
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,027
Uh, that should be easy.

495
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,154
Phone bank,
contact top donors --

496
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,781
convince them to make
all future donations

497
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,366
dependent
on Cal U committing.

498
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,076
Oh. Oh, cute.

499
00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:18,454
Or, I was thinking we
can do like a "Climate
Change Wake-Up Call"

500
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,456
outside the Cal U
President's house.

501
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,541
You know, 5:00 a. m.,
a bunch of angry students,

502
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:23,626
a couple air horns.

503
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,878
Oh,
so deliberately alienate

504
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,880
the main person
we need to convince?

505
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,591
Yes, but, uh, shame
used effectively is motivating.

506
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,635
And, you know, calling donors
just makes,

507
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:33,928
like, a terrible
front page photo.

508
00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:35,846
But you with a bullhorn?

509
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:36,931
Oh, yeah.

510
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,183
Hot, young,
saving the planet.

511
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,726
No better way to trend.

512
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,895
Who the hell cares
if it trends?

513
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,522
You're gonna
drive me insane.

514
00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:46,023
Probably.

515
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:55,992
♪♪

516
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:58,077
Uh...

517
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,203
Right. Well.

518
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,497
Um, you know,
we'll just, uh --

519
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:04,000
we'll figure it out
when we meet again.

520
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,167
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.

521
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,127
Totally.

522
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:08,754
I'll, uh, text you.

523
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,298
Okay. Yeah.

524
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,009
Okay.

525
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,885
♪♪

526
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,095
Okay.

527
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,307
[ Sighs ]

528
00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:21,392
♪♪

529
00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:29,525
♪♪

530
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:32,486
I don't think
I'm gonna be a Gamma.

531
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,238
Listen, guys.

532
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:37,366
I know I screwed up the event,
but I just couldn't stand there

533
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:41,078
and be on the same side
of history as those guys...

534
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:43,831
even if it means
I'm not a Gamma.

535
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,416
Junior, chill.

536
00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:47,460
We're inviting you
to pledge.

537
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,630
The committee voted.
You pulled through, two to one.

538
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,131
Really?

539
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,884
Brotherhood isn't just
about blind loyalty.

540
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:57,511
You stood up and took
responsibility,

541
00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,889
even knowing
what it could cost you.

542
00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:03,392
And that,
in my humble opinion...

543
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:06,062
is Gamma behavior.

544
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:08,230
Look, maybe next time,
just, uh,

545
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,815
Google your man
before you book him.

546
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:10,858
[ Laughter ]

547
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,443
I will Google the hell
out of them.

548
00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:14,236
I-I'll even Bing them,
if necessary.

549
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:15,237
Alright.

550
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:16,238
You're dismissed.

551
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:20,201
Don't...
Stop, stop.

552
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:21,452
Don't do that.

553
00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:22,578
I felt like
it was too much.

554
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,080
Mnh-mnh.

555
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,581
Okay.
Word up, yeah.

556
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,041
Yeah.

557
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:33,047
Just so you know,
I was the vote against.

558
00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:34,924
What you did
was messed up, man,

559
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:37,635
and I for one would never
do my brothers like that.

560
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:40,096
I don't think you're
Gamma material at all,

561
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:42,056
and honestly?

562
00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:43,891
I look forward
to watching you fail.

563
00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:49,605
♪♪

564
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:55,277
♪♪

565
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:56,737
Challenge accepted.

566
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,618
Okay, okay, it's just drinks.

567
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:03,703
Drinks with coworkers.
That's all it is.

568
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:06,288
Zoey's right,
just bring the charm.

569
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:07,915
Show them
what you're all about.

570
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:11,627
It's not ass-kissing,
it's career development.

571
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,546
Big difference.

572
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,005
[ Sighs ]
How bad could it be?

573
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:18,217
[ Indistinct conversations,
laughter ]

574
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:26,600
♪♪

575
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,144
Where'd you get
that tie?

576
00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:29,729
It's so dope!

577
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,021
[ Chuckles ]

578
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:33,232
What I love about Kamala
is she's so real.

579
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,860
She's -- She's so real.

580
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,027
She's so real.
Hey, what are you doing?

581
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:38,279
Alright.

582
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:39,864
Yeah, that's my --
that's my hair.

583
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:40,781
Thank you.

584
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,366
[ Dramatic sting plays ]

585
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:44,118
Nope, nope.

586
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:46,829
Nope.

587
00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:49,957
♪♪